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http://news.yahoo.com/school-confis.....215018982.html

Yep. Toy soldiers. They shat brix over Toy. Soldiers. The sad thing is, this isn't the first time a school has overreacted. That very article lists SIX other instances where something similar to this has happened. One kid was even suspended for making the 'gun' gesture with his fingers and saying 'pow.' When I was in school, we did that all the time on the playground. We called it cops and fucking robbers.

Seriously, what it THE flying fuck is wrong with these people? They seriously think little green plastic toy soldiers are going to inspire elementary school kids to bring a gun to school or some other ridiculous bullshit? That's as fucking stupid as blaming violent video games for any other shooting. "Oh derp I think I'm batshit crazy, I killed somebody in Call of Duty and I thought it was okay to do that!" No, you knew what you were doing, you just needed an excuse gullible idiots would believe so you didn't get in as much trouble.

Here's an idea schools of America; when I was in school, I wont lie, I was bullied non-stop, and I spent a lot of time traumatized. One time it was because someone let it slip that I was gay and I got BEATEN UP FOR IT. THAT made me have the thought of coming to school with a goddamn gun, but I didn't, because I fucking KNEW BETTER. How did I vent? I played GRAND THEFT AUTO. And I shot toy guns and BB guns at cutout targets which I pretended were the bullies. I was still bullied though, because the stupid teachers and staff were too busy trying to stop drugs and were too busy pissing their pants over toy soldiers and hello kitty bubble guns.

Hell, someone even stole my backpack once, tossed it in a TOILET, and then PISSED ON IT. I had to wipe it off with fucking paper towels, and move on, nobody literally gave a shit. NOBODY.

Focus. On Something. That Actually Matters! For the love of Christ! You stupid, ignorant, idiotic, stuck-up, stuffy, blue-collar blithering buffoons! UGGGHHH.

/rant

To summarize, I have panic disorder, and I'm being plagued by a clingy family member. But if you want all the details, keep reading. I told this to a friend recently:

Cousin offers you a tutoring job for $30 a month? Decline. Thanks to this tutoring crap I barely have the time to do what I want anymore.

I am being paid to tutor my brainless, technologically-impaired cousin with her online college classes.

I've never been to college, never had online classes, yet she chooses to come to me rather than a professional because I am A) Cheaper (lol family my ass.) and B) I'm the smartest person in my family other than another cousin of mine. One out of only two in my family to ever legitimately graduate high school.

It's exhausting, to say the least. Especially when the forty-year-old narcissistic woman child doesn't, well, do her damn school work, but rather comes over to force me to play games for her because she's too god damn incompetent to play them herself.

So 6 days of the week, it's 'ALRIGHT JONATHAN I'M HERE, GET MOTIVATED! TELL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS BYE, I'M HERE! COME ON JONATHAN WE GOT TA PLAY R' GAME I AIN'T GOT MUCH TIME WE GOTTA STUDY.' Then I get stuck playing Skyrim, Borderlands, Fallout 3 or whatever game she's immersed herself in for 6-8 friggin' hours, we DON'T study, and then we've got to do all her assignments all at once, last minute. WHEN mind you I have no clue what I'm doing either, because at that point in time I've got to take a crash course in the chapter. For her sake. But I get paid, so yay.

So rather than chatting with friends, playing games like I want to, watching supernatural, RPing, or anything else I want to, I have to humor that parasite all month, each month. The only time I can do anything is at night, but everyone's asleep, so that just leaves me with games or RP, even though most of them are asleep too. And so my sleep schedule is fucked, and then I'm right back at the beginning.

So.... Yeah. My life as it is right now.

The sad thing is... It's just a ploy for money. A 'get rich quick' scheme. She honestly things that with ME as her ace in the hole, she'll ace her schoolwork and get a high paying job and become some sort of money god. OH, AND she tried to sex up one of her teachers. What's even sadder, I think it's working...

Oh, but the gaming thing? That started this very same time last year. Skyrim?
When I first got it, I thought I wouldn't be able to get it, so I told her about it in the hope she'd get it for me as a gift. No surprise, the answer I get is 'I ain't got the money, ask Uncle Walter(my father), see if he'll get it for us!'

Well, one of my friends decides he's not into the game because he's a tasteless COD fanboy, and offers it up for $30. And I'm like 'Well fuck I can do that, I'll take it!'

So I get Skyrim, start playing. Best damn game I've played, right? Well then SHE comes down, and thus makes me sit and play it for her. So... She falls in love with it, and then she's down here EVERY. DAY. from February to May of 2012, making me sit and play Skyrim until looking at the case makes me want to vomit. Ruined, utterly ruined. Hell, gaming in general, which I LIVE FOR? Ruined.

That's how I became a furry. I literally had nothing else to do, and I wanted to meet other gays in a place I'd feel accepted. So... Yeah. The bitch KILLED Skyrim for me. Not just Skyrim, but gaming period. And then I ended up here.

Hold up, before you say it, I know what you're thinking;
'But Jon, if it's bothering you that much, just tell her to fuck off!'
Right? That's what you'd be thinking?

Well, EHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Wrong. Several problems with that:
1. I have a conscience.

2. She's family.

3. She's bi-polar.

4. She has some type of mental disability.

5. Chronic depression? Check.

6. A Temper? Hell hath no fury, eh? The woman beat up her ex boyfriend for asking to see other women.

She's on pills for ALL that stuff. So, you can't tell me that in my situation, you wouldn't be piss-your-pants terrified to even think of telling her off, or feel bad about it.

So honestly? What do I do? I'm at the point of stress where I feel like I could just lash out at something or someone. I just, I dunno if I can deal with it anymore. I'm a tolerent man, but this? *sigh*

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Merry Christmas everyone! I wish you all seasons greetings, good tidings, good will, and hope everyone has a great holiday. Be you at home, at work, on a plane or a train. Doesn't matter who or what you are either. Angel, demon, religious, atheist, black, white, hispanic, fox, canine, equine, feline, bat, racoon, gay, straight, bi, mammalian, aquatic, insectiod, boy, girl, cuntboy, femboy, shemale. We're all equal, and just as equally deserving of good Christmas cheer.

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For those gamers among us, we all know that Assassin's Creed III releases on Tuesday, and Halo 4 the Tuesday after that. Since I'm getting both, come Tuesday October 30th, I wont be around much, as I'll have invested all my time in these two games.

http://soundcloud.com/koan-sound/ha.....and-blue-remix

This song is so beautiful! It just makes me even more excited for Halo 4. You can hear the emotions behind the song, and it's proof Halo 4 is moving forward with story. It's amazing.

You heard right, the talented  kairiyu is hosting a Your-Character-Here art raffle. Check out the full details here. Better hurry though, the end date is today!

Yep, today's my birthday. If it weren't for good friends it would just feel like Thursday.

x=1 /=1/2

[x]= You have blue/green eyes
[/] = You blush a lot
[x] = You giggle
[x] = You're quiet....
[x] = You say random silly things
[/] = You have a baby face.
[x ] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything too showy.
[ ] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall.

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

Innocence:
[ ] = You're a virgin.
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic....
[ ] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[x] = You like to cuddle.... Sure do!
[x] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

Colors:
[x] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12

Personality:
[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious
[x] = You'd consider yourself shy. (Very)
[x] = You like happy upbeat music.
[x ] = You like "Cutesy" music.

TOTAL SO FAR: 16

What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals.
[ ] = You like babies a lot. (I am NOT good with kids. x_x)
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww <3".

TOTAL SO FAR: 18

Trust:
[x ] = You know when somebody lies.
[x] = You had to use a calculator to know the present outcome on this meme. (Math = My Worst Subject)
[ ] = One of your friends told you to make this.
[x] = You just realized this was made for girls.... (Saywhatnow?...)
Total so far: 22


Multiply how many you got by 4.

I'm 88% cute. ^_^

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend (Had one, but my temper killed it. I have feelings for someone else now though.)
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone. (A Safelink phone counts, right?)
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x]Your parents are still marriedtogether.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
Total so far: 5

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week. (When life permits it)
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up. (Really? In a community of homophobic Christians? Pfft.)
[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[ ] You have been to a concert.
Total so far: 11


[ ] You have over 50 friends on Facebook.
[x] Your parents let you have a Facebook.
[x] You get an allowance. (skating allowance basically)
[x] You collect something normal (Does my gaming collection count?)
[x] You look(ed) forward to going to school. (To be with friends. To hell with the schoolwork.)
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play(ed) a sport
[ ] You do/did something after school. (Not in school anymore)
Total so far: 16



[ ] You own a car. (I have very bad driving-related anxieties.)
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
Total so far: 19


[ ] You know what is going on in the world. (I only watch gaming news. It isn't boring, depressing and/or melodramatic.)
[x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[ ] You know more than one language. (I know a bit of German, and a few Spanish words. Not sure if it counts)
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to 5 songs (As in the words come to me the moment I hear the song)
[ ] You don't have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person (Though I can have a temper if stressed or distraught)
Total: 26

Now multiply it by 3...

According to this, my life is 78% happy. I don't really think it's an accurate percentage, my life seems better than that.

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