but i figured i should let everyone know that i have a new addition to my family. a spritely little long tailed lizard who i named apollo. he got used to me rather quickly and seems to enjoy being lightly handled. i put my hand next to him and he scurries right onto it and sits there contently. he is sooooo cute

just eating a cup of sugar

delicious monster energy drinks!! with a fat bowl packed by my side.

I DID! i hought "huh...maybe im just too high." so i went online...nope...there was an earthquake. 5.5.

i freaking suck at this!!

And get sooo high!

I cant help but notice fa is full of huge cocks! (im also guilty of this) but what about those of us who are like 7 inches instead of 12 inches? Do we get love. I should draw a pic with a character with an average cock and see who likes it. Maybe then us average folks with our lucky number seven can appreciate it more

i might...MIGHT....MIIIIGHT be coming back soon...i dunno. Maybe. I miss alot of artists. But my stiff will probably be very different from the porn ive done

IM GOING TO SEE BATTLE LOS ANGELES NIGGAS!!!!

i don even know what im doing right now. im waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too high for life right now. even typing this, my bowl is sittn next to me...holy shit. im in outerspace,,,,damn...its good...good stuff,,,me n my mate. and we just watcjhed dazed and confused. its a good movie

i cant think of musical ideas! my muse is taking a break n everything ive done in the past few days i didnt like.

but with a whole new media...MUUUSIIICS! i dunno though. so far my creations are terrible but im sure over time ill become decent.

Im good. How are you? Its been a while huh? Maybe too long. Perhaps an addiction is never fully kicked. Perhaps a rebirth? a redesign? A new person entirely. Strange. beautiful. Dont forget to remember me..*smiles* or ill find you and become your last memory. :)

i just figured why not let yall still follow me somewhere...so....heres my tumblr for rants, raves, dirty pics of me, and even some art. go there. make a tumblr...follow me and fap cuz its great.


http://whycantitouchyou.tumblr.com/

i know i quit this site, i still hold true to that but i gotta tell yall bout this anyway. so im on probation for like 6 years. i only got one year down. anywho that means no weed. now...before probation...weed was my life. it was my bottom bitch. id wake up with bud n sleep with bud. now i cant...but my local head shop has the wonder herb...blaaack maaamba....it is mostly damiana plant dried out and sold as "incense" but is really meant for you know what!!! thats right!!! legaaal hiiiiGHssss!!! so thus ive found a new (expensive) love. good thing is its stronger than bud so a little get you fuuucked up. and let me tell you...as i type this now...i am flying like paper and high like planes.

i will in the near future draw one picture. ill give it my all. but then i am leaving FA. shutting down my account for good. i have grown dormant on this site and really dont care much for it at all. ive made some cool friends on here and you are all really nice. and ive said id be leaving before but this time i mean it. after i upload this last goodbye picture joshiro goes offline for good. i love you all.

yeah i think imma do that. everytime i look back at my work from like a year ago it just embarrasses me. imma keep this to mostly digital and erase the other shit...maybe keep one or two at most.

of battle shits!!! i remember seeing that scene in harold n kumar and then immediately me and my bff both took laxatives and she snuck into the mens room with me and we played battle shits. sooo funny!

RULES.

1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 truths about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end you have to choose 8 people to tag, and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their page and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. NO tag-backs.

HOKAY SO

1. my nipples are inverted and i have a skinbridge on my penis.
2. my mother used to whip me with wet belts when i was bad and even a few times pulled the carrie mom thing and stuck me in a closet. she had a hard life.
3. i act concieted but really i tend to dislike my body and wish i had the money to modify it
4. my brother used to tour with coheed and cambria and later with killswitch engage so he met alot of bands and famous people and in turn so did i.
5. ive been drawing since i was 2
6. im on probation for six years for sleeping with a minor (it wasnt rape!!!)
7. my friends always make me sad by only poitning out my flaws and weaknesses. constantly telling me what a bitch and a douche i am. i guess thats just my personality :/
8. i want pyramid head to rape me too!!!

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boobs are funny!!

makes me wanna go to australia and spend a night in the middle of the pilliga. some fucked up shit supposed to be there

because i walk so much my thighs rub together thus wearing a hole in the crotch of EVERY pair of pants i own. except one. and they were cute too! tight and did my butt justice,,,well i had to stretch...they ripped...i want to kill a kitten now.

oh noes!!!

ive changed my style of drawing and coloring quite a bit. and ive tried even more so to draw some more maccabre...strange things (failing at it) but id like to know your opinion on it all. and maybe get some tips??

so i had this comic thingy i drew about a cat who was accidentally killed by his drunk owner but little did he know someone in hell had big plans for him and decided to use hm as a little experiment so they brought him back as a monster humanoid cat to seek revenge on the teen who killed him. he fails. goes back to hell. same "entity" tells him if he can last on earth to kill 15 young women the world would be his. long story short through about 120 comics he goes about finding the marked women and slaughtering them. along the way he meets an angel named martinez (yes weird name i know) and she disguises herself as an ugly hag but is really gorgeous. in the end he kills number 15 (originally supposed to be number one) and the world begins to change into nis kingdom. martinez calls upon some ancient holy power to send a light from the sun destroying the cat but also the earth and all of human kind. all thats left is a rock with some dna on it. this rock lands on another planet inhabited by an ancient race who after reviving mankind goes extinct. soon another rock falls. one covered in fur. thousands of years later a snooping boy enters a recently uncovered tomb to find it filled with scientific equipment and a large furry rock. upon being touched the rock uncurls into a snake and slithers down his throat. he then bacomes possesed and starts chasing down his old best friend...what a surprise, another teen girl. after fully regenerating into his old self the cat fails at catching the girl who spends the next few years training to become a badass. she saves another girl whos friends were all killed by the cat and eventually a final showdown between her and the cat takes place under the massive elevator to the moon ( still under construction) and she begins having flashbacks. turns out she is martinez who went into a slumber and was incarnated in this body. she kicks the cats ass (destroying the elevator) and is ready to ascend to paradise when the archdemon who created the cat in the first place smashes down from the sky and begins fighting her. again she kicks ass and ascends to paradise leaving the universe free of this monstrosity forever...that was my comic series i had drawn since 8th grade....120 of em...my babies. an ex friend threw them all out...but i am officially restarting them. shortening them a bit and possibly gonna put them up online. the character was in life known as Buick and in death as Killer Kitty....that theres my lifes work...yep.