I just deleted everything off of my page, god damn was it outdated
I don't even live in that city anymore

Well, kind of.

Yes, I have a habit of lying.

Imagine this:
Jazz/swing
fused with screamo
just imagine that would be so hard to listen to w/o laughing.

WEHHL after sitting in a closet for a year because I didn't bother to find the cables for it, I bought some NEW ONES, and it no longer works. Tried for hours. Nope.
Place roses here plz http://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/.....eesymccracker/ (What a wall of failure lol)
PS3 still works though!

Very rough translation of my username, to some language of which I've admittedly already forgotten the name. All that I remember is, it's on stop signs in the north.
"Kaituuvii"... OH It'll stick. That should be my nickname from now on, by you handful.

I've been notified that my ex is posting heavily exaggerated shit about me all over the internet.
This is going to be a fun evening, guys. It really is.
I know this has nothing to do with anything, but when somebody takes your deepest, most devastating secrets, and posts them all over the internet whilst making a conscious effort to make them sound as terrible as they possibly can, it's rather demoralizing. No, I'm not wanting attention, I'm pretty sure that if this were to happen to you, you would be just as pissed as I am, so fuck off please.

Anything. I won't mind

CAR

So, I bought this very good shit at the store.
fucking new car smell in a CAN
sprayed my apt with it
It's stomach turningly strong, but it's alright.
I wonder how bad it would feel if I sprayed myself in the eyes with it
Brb

Few weeks ago, decide to show a friend how strong my phone is by throwing it down the street.
Not a single scratch.
Yesterday, phone takes 2 ft fall to the fucking kitchen tile.
Screen shatters completely.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

shheeeeeeeeeeeeit

I'm going to go visit a friend of mine who lives in Oakland CA, a good 6 hour drive from where I live.
I do not like driving long distances
uggh
but I need to be outside more anyway
so
yay?

owowow (31556926-525949)

Your life, how is it?

Does anybody live in, or has at least been to, the island of Newfoundland?
I need to know, because this stupid fox is thinking about visiting there.

One of my friends recorded poor ol me while I was drunk, and now it's on YouTube. ;u;
But he won't tell me what the video, or channel is called. I've been looking for the past three hours. :'(

I'm "hip"
I'm "cool"
I'm "with it"

How about "2rd"?
Sometimes I don't even know why I am here.

I woke up at like 6:45 PM, and I thought it was 6:45 AM.
So it was like this:
I woke up very confused, since I didn't know whether I had already been up and went back to sleep, or if I had just woke up. So (still thinking it's morning), I went into the kitchen, thinking I had already had breakfast, but I was still kinda starving, so I had a handful of Special K or whatever the hell it is. 5 minutes later, I realized that I didn't even have breakfast yet, but I was too tired/lazy to fix myself something else to eat. So I went into the living room, and turned on the telly. I realized that the shows on TBS were on rather early. I got on thee good ol computer and looked at the time, and saw "PM". I said rather loudly, "are you fucking kidding me?"
So that was fun I guess.

...that I have accidentally convinced multiple people that I am a moron. :<

Listen hree braddah, you keep saying "oh golly gee beownies a4e teh best evurr" and, being te god frend I am, why o fricking bake you sum dat shit n I know they wre goood cquse I bought the authentic stusf pillsbury or whatever teh fuc it is
All you say be like OHH WHAT THD FUCK IX HIS SHIT EW OMG YOU SUCK you know whzt im dond wit thisi yeahahaea i tyought we cool brah yea but i gues i was wrkng about your sory ass you know wha fuck you b1tch *le flail*

Cool.