Have you ever just lied there, on a cold windy day, and contemplated your existence?

I went to Taco Bell last night, but I was laughing so hard for no reason that I couldn't even order my food
Nnnnyyyyeeeeiiiyyyuuugghhh

Bitch, magnet.
Just going back to ma good ol high school years, where "swerve" didn't exist yet, so we said random y words instead ;*)
Like there was this girlygirl that called everybody juice, and everybody was like, woah damn :0

No side on the sidewalk

I bought it around the time it was launched, and played it only a couple times. I also really need money. So:
Early-ish 2011 3ds
NTSC U/C
looks fairly new
Cosmo Black = fingerprint magnet
last software update somewhere around 2012
works well as far as I know
maybe throw in some games
So?

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And no, it's not you. Sorry. :|

Anybody home?

Alright, it's been a few hours since I've awoken (like 12) and I may have forgotten a bit of it, but I'll try to tell you what it was like.
It starts at my grandparent's house, and they want me to get the (non-existent) dresser that I have kept in their (non-existent) basement. So...I go down there, and it's freezing cold. But while I'm down there, I find a seemingly endless (churchesque?) corridor lined with rooms. It turns out, they've known about it, and were trying to keep it a secret from others, and upon me discovering it, they storm into this corridor fuming with anger and lock most of the rooms. I memorize the ones that they didn't lock, and once they left, I walked in, opened the closest unlocked door, and looked inside. There were many dated, dust-covered electronics in this room, and the entire thing looked as if nobody has been in it for at least 25 years. The first thing I saw was a large CRT TV, with an Atari 2600 plugged into it. I ejected the game, which happened to be River Raid, and put it in my pocket. I turn around, and on a fold table was an Apple Macintosh. To the right of it was another TV. there was a box in front of it, which had a button. I pressed it, and a slideshow began to play. All of these photos were of me as a child. Then text appeared on the screen that said "the child you could have been" and I was very deeply confused about the box and what it did. I assumed that it had at least some value to my mother, so I decided to steal it. I hid it under the sweatshirt I was wearing, and looked out of the door, to see if anybody was coming. My older brother, who was apparently there as well, waved me into this other room. Once I walked into the other room, it became an outdoor shed in a very dark town.
Aaaand that's all I remember.

le race all finish
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c.....ps172142db.png
So many possibilities /:/)

Nobody else does either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9FZKZFCtHM

ok bye.

Generic topic that a surprisingly low amount of people give a shit about
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Watch as absolutely nobody does this

I found two of my notebooks filled with surreal-ass drawings, dating back to my good ole high school years.
Shall I upload some of the drawings?

>Me
>About 2007, at El Pollo Loco
>Sees girl my age, very very goth
>I should stop being such a fucking pussy and talk to her
>DAYUM GIRL YOU SEXY
>"Bitch, trumpet"
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>Runs like a panther with no tits
>World ending.gif

I think I'll just post this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQSP_wF7wSY
That's from 1967.

...and could tell quite clearly that the creators are running out of ideas?

I could not sleep at all last night because some biszch in the apartment below mine thought it would be really fucking funny to play the first 3 seconds of some metal song over and over and over again, as loud as they can, for HOURS. Then my friend stole all of my hot pockets and now I'm MILDLY ANGERED AS FUCK

Nothing=Something
Something=Everything
∞

It is currently about 100 degrees outside (38C).
I got in my car earlier and JEEZUS
So I whipped out the good ol' faeshioned window AC and placed it in the window next to my computer desk, to, you know, CONDITION THE AIR

That would be cool if I could be sucked into a black hole of French Toast Crunch, Nickelodeon, and Windows 95.
I'd never leave, because it's a fucking black hole, you dumbass.

Friday night
Brain: It's 11PM, I'm tired, let's go to bed
Saturday night
Brain: It's 11PM, I'm tired, let's go to bed
Sunday night
Brain: It's 11PM, let's stay up all night

I hate buying one of those shitty alarm clocks that overly-advertise how loud it is. Why do they do that? Are they deliberately trying to make you lie restless in bed, in fear of the goddamn wrath of Satan's air raid that will occur at 5AM? You can just print, "loud" in small words on the front, and I'll fucking get it. Jesus Christ. Yes, they're loud. That's the whole fucking point of buying an alarm clock, to wake you the fuck up. CVS, what the goddamn fuck is wrong with you.