I am [mostly] bald now.

This is quite freeing.

More photoz to upload when I get the film developed.

If I still had the ability to art and could rope enough suckers into buying commissions from me I'd so do it, because I could use an extra $159.99 to buy this:

YASHICA 50MM F1.4 LENS, IT'S SO FUCKING SEXY UNF

I've got a dyke haircut now, and I really really hate Christmas music :C

Also I just realized not 5 minutes ago that the Boomers in L4D2 have bitch tits. Oh lol.

I has one

http://www.twitter.com/dysopianfish

I has a hams.

Omnomnomnom.

My hair is going to be PILLARBOX RED next week.

I'm still here. Too busy having sex, playing house (in an apartment) and watching The Twilight Zone IRL to bother with online stuff.

:D

I'm pragnet D:

We got a puppy :3

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/76.....gfgf577400.png

Her name is STELLA.

Stuff explodes +100

People explode +100

Titties and ass +100

Dangly glowing blue penis +1

The entire movie between the introduction/title +1,000

The introduction -5

The ending -5

The music selection -100


In the end: good show, will watch again.

All of 3 people on YC said they were interested in this, so I decided to ask here also:

I'm thinking about taking "commissions" for scarves. These would be 4-6 feet long, 1 or more colours, made of soft fuzzy bulky yarn (I like using Bernat Soft Bouclé, which comes in many fun colours and feels like you're rubbing a kitten against your face when worn), with or without fringes. I'm thinking about charging $30 CND plus s&h per scarf (that converts to roughly $23 USD or £16 at today's currency rate).

Samples, to show I'm not total crap at knitting:

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....scarves002.jpg - Alternating stockinette and reverse-stockinette stitch, 2 colours (Misty Shades/Teal Twist), no fringe, ~7 feet long.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....scarves004.jpg - Close-up.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....scarves005.jpg - The one I'm working on currently for Gangrstallion, stockinette stitch, 3 colours (Earth Shades/Blue Shades/Grey Shades), may or may not have a fringe, and will be at least 5 feet long.


I'm trying to learn some more complex patterns like cable knits, etc., but right now I'd just offer the basic garter stitch, stockinette stitch and reverse stockinette in various combinations.

I won't be able to start taking other orders until I finish Gangr's, which likely will take me until mid-to-late March to complete. So to figure out if there are enough people to warrant the effort into doing this, leave me a comment or note on FA (or PUB on YC) if you'd be interested in buying one.

It would likely take me 1-2 months to complete one scarf, so I could only take one order at a time. I'd probably do something like posting a journal and getting names, then randomly drawing them out of a hat, etc.

SO, would you commission a scarf from me? :B

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f...../Picture86.jpg

You are looking up my noooooose.

WHEN IT'S COLD ENOUGH FOR THE AIR ITSELF TO START FREEZING INTO ICE CRYSTALS

IT'S TIME TO MOVE TO FUCKIN' CALIFORNIA

I hate Saskatchewan >:C

Also I got another microdermal today and it looks rad. Much less bleedy and gross than the last one :3

EDIT: And pic --> http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....l2_day1001.jpg

For the cost of what one's own apartment was a few years ago, I can now get one room in a shared house/duplex/apartment with a bunch of strangers I don't know! And half the time, utilities are extra.

And gas is going back up. The Gods of Economics hate my guts.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....al_day1001.jpg http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....al_day1002.jpg http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....al_day1003.jpg

The next chapter in the "Kaz does weird shit to her body" saga.

EDIT now 1+ day old, with less grossness: http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....al_day2001.jpg

Cheap bandaids give me a rash, apparently I:<

I has a new haircut.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f...../Picture61.jpg

And nothing else valuable to contribute today.

Normally I don't give a fuck, as I has le AdBlock on my FireFox, but...

FUCK YOU FA YOU ASSHOLES YOU POSTED FATTIES ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

BAWWWWWWWWWWW


Also, I got new headphones :3

 lrsphotography totes wants to have sex with me.

Also I have metal bits in my nipples. SECRET PIERCING PROJECT CONTINUES.

Movies I have seen this summer, and What I Think Of Them:

Indy IV - Biggest Disappointment of 2008. Harrison Ford is still sexy, though.
Get Smart - Steve Carell is adorable and hilarious. Anne Hathaway is a twatfaced cunt.
Dark Knight - TOTAL MINDFUCK MUST GET DVD FANGASM.
Step Brothers - Funny in the "I'm only laughing because everyone else in the theatre is too, but omg this is so gross ARE THOSE WILL FARREL'S BALLS? NO. Just...no" sort of way.
Pineapple Express - A+++ will lol again.
Tropic Thunder - Funny enough to allow me to forget how much I hate Ben Stiller and Jack Black for 2 hours :>


Also, cocks.

 mentalist got my 2001th pageview, yaaaaay.

I have nothing else of importance to note. Except that I got my hair cut omg it looks fucking awesome see? O:

being drunk is only fun up until the point you realize that you can't really control anything you do from that point onwards D:

Summer classes suuuuuuck.

Although I do get to dissect rats this week and next week. And then I have a few weeks off from school to visit a grandparent (and pick up overtime from werk).

I get to go to the Ex tomorrow and see The Trews. They're the only half-decent band playing this week that I know of D:

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

And the dig is almost over, waaah ;_;

Luckily, my hours will be getting cut back to just Friday/Saturday nights, so I'm not going to be getting home at 2am and waking up at 6am again for a while.

And I have a nice bottle of rye to partake of for the next few weekends. It makes me feel relaxed, unless some idiot is unfortunate enough to awaken my rye-wrath, and suffer the consequences 8D

No artings, because archaeology is way fucking cooler (and more work).

I GOT A TICK YESTERDAY D:<

Holy shit it was so fucking gross. I did the thing with the freshly-blown-out match and tweezers, and burned myself in the process. I also got sunburn on my face.

I also saw a juvenile Great Horned Owl, muskrats, a medicine wheel, and stood at the bottom of a buffalo jump where 100's of the huge ugly things were driven to their deaths 1,000 years ago.

I love Wanaskeiwan :D

I "graduate" from job training today, and I'll be put on the phones for the first time EVAR. I'm skeered.

And today is Rook's birthday, but I can't be there to give him birthday sex D:


EDIT AGAIN: So I didn't actually get to go on the phones fo' realz, because they were overstaffed and the phone software was down for maintenance.

But I definately get put on the phones on Monday. Hopefully my first few calls will be quick and painless and not horrible, and I won't get "Shoe Guy" or some angry bitchy customer.

And I start Field School on the 12th and I still have NO IDEA WHAT PROJECT WE WILL DO but apparently it's a big surprise and the prof won't tell us until the first day of class. I do know it's definately at Wanuskeiwan, therefore it will be Plains Native-related stuff. Campsite, tipi rings, or bison jump/pound/butchering site perhaps?

Lastly, IT'S ALMOST 6 AM WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL AWAKE

Tomorrow I get my VCH done at Tantrix Body Art.

o3o



ETA: IT FUCKING HURT.

But it looks raaaaaaad :D

I started work/[paid] job training Monday.

4pm-12am shift.

I'm so tired and junked up on caffeine, I can see through time @_____@

And I have a hueg paleopathology final tomorrow, that I've barely studied for. HURRAH.