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Posted 17 years agoI have a small cut in my mouth that I can't stop poking with my tongue. It huuuurts, waaaaaah.
INPUT PL0X:
1. Were I to tire of "being" a lynx, which of the following would make an acceptable new MURRRsona:
~ Torti/calico Japanese bobtail, http://www.catfacts.org/japanese-bo.....-cat-facts.jpg
~ Black-capped chickadee, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....apilla-001.jpg
~ Asian small-clawed otter, http://www.cmzoo.org/otterAsianSmallClawed3W.gif
~ Some kind of epic, mystical and/or hybridized "unique" creature
~ SPARKLEDOG!!!!!!!!!11!@$#!!!
2. I'm already tired of having "KazRedlynx" for a username, and would like to switch to a new account (as I've already done on deviantART), however I'm loath to just leave this one to gather dust. Should I:
~ Forget the whole new account idea and shut up
~ Keep this account for crappy sketches and old art and use the new account for pretty finished art
~ Keep this account for pretty finished art and move sketches and old art to the new account
~ Keep this account for "normal" art and use the new account for fetishy/porn/dirty art
~ Keep this account for fetishy/porn/dirty art and use the new account for "normal" art
~ Just switch everything to a new account and baleet crap off this one
3. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
INPUT PL0X:
1. Were I to tire of "being" a lynx, which of the following would make an acceptable new MURRRsona:
~ Torti/calico Japanese bobtail, http://www.catfacts.org/japanese-bo.....-cat-facts.jpg
~ Black-capped chickadee, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....apilla-001.jpg
~ Asian small-clawed otter, http://www.cmzoo.org/otterAsianSmallClawed3W.gif
~ Some kind of epic, mystical and/or hybridized "unique" creature
~ SPARKLEDOG!!!!!!!!!11!@$#!!!
2. I'm already tired of having "KazRedlynx" for a username, and would like to switch to a new account (as I've already done on deviantART), however I'm loath to just leave this one to gather dust. Should I:
~ Forget the whole new account idea and shut up
~ Keep this account for crappy sketches and old art and use the new account for pretty finished art
~ Keep this account for pretty finished art and move sketches and old art to the new account
~ Keep this account for "normal" art and use the new account for fetishy/porn/dirty art
~ Keep this account for fetishy/porn/dirty art and use the new account for "normal" art
~ Just switch everything to a new account and baleet crap off this one
3. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Orphaned Works Shitstorm
Posted 17 years agoTHE GOVERNMENT IS NOT GOING TO STEAL YOUR ARTWORK OR PREVENT YOU FROM CREATING ARTWORK. IT IS NOT GOING TO LEGALIZE ART THEFT ("legal theft" is an oxymoron, btw). IT IS NOT GOING TO STEAL YOUR PROFITS. IT IS NOT GOING TO FORCE YOU TO PAY FOR COPYRIGHTS.
"Orphan works are those copyrighted works whose owners are difficult or even impossible to find."
Someone who wanted to use a so-called "orphaned work" would have to prove that they tried to contact the artist first. This is where having a watermark with a date, your web address and e-mail comes in handy (deviantART and FA provide these things automatically whenever you post something to the site: artist contact info on profile pages, timestamps from date of submission, etc.).
If an artist were to find out that someone is using a picture of theirs, for example, jumping up and saying "Umm, that's not Orphaned, that's mine" and showing submission pages/watermarks with contact information would be enough.
Canada has had a similar law in place since 1990, as does the UK, and "art theft" and copyright violations are not legal in either place.
"An example of a system that enables the use, in certain circumstances, of orphan works can be found in Canada's copyright law. The copyright law has a specific provision permitting anyone who seeks permission to make a copyright use of a work and cannot locate the copyright owner to petition the Canadian Copyright Board for a license. The Copyright Board makes a determination as to whether sufficient effort has been made to locate the owner. If so, the Copyright Board may grant a license for the proposed use. It will set terms and fees for the proposed use of the work in its discretion and will hold collected fees in a fund from which the copyright owner, if he or she ever surfaces and makes a claim, may be paid. It should be noted that since the enactment of these provisions in 1990, the Copyright Board has issued only 125 such licenses. (Copyright Act, R.S.C., ch. C-42, Sec. 77 (1985) (Can.).)
The United Kingdom has a provision that affects a small subset of orphan works, namely those for which it is reasonable to assume the copyright has already expired. The law provides that there is no infringement where the copyright owner cannot be found by a reasonable inquiry and where the date the copyright expired is uncertain but it is reasonable to assume that the copyright has expired. (Copyright, Designs and Patents Act, 1988, c. 48, Sec. 57 (Eng.); see also Copyright and Related Rights Act, No. 28, 2000 Sec. 88 (Ir.); Laws of Hong Kong, Chapter 528: Copyright Ordinance, June 27, 1997 Sec. 66, available at http://www.justice.gov.hk/Home.htm .)"
You never were nor will be required to pay a fee to copyright something. A work is copyrighted from the moment you create it; you do have to pay a fee to the U.S./[such-and-such country] Copyright Office to have it "officially" registered, however this is not manditory. An art thief still violates copyright laws, even if a piece of art isn't "officially" registered with the copyright office of [such-and-such country].
If someone were to take a piece of art, or a work of literature, or a song, and claim it as their own and/or use for certain purposes (ex. to generate profit with a stolen design on a t-shirt) without the artist's knowledge or consent, it would still be constituted theft and copyright violation UNLESS the person who took the art/writing/song tried to contact the artist for permission, and can prove with documented evidence that the artist was uncontactable.
The law/provision was already voted on twice, I believe, and shot down twice. It's unlikely that it will pass. And if it does pass, you have little to worry about. If you don't want your works to be considered "orphaned", WATERMARK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BIZNATCH. Don't be like me (lol) and think that a tiny signature and date somewhere on the side will be enough; you all know that anyone with a half-decent image editing program can erase it. Hell, you can crop it off with freakin' MSPaint. You should be doing this anyway, really. I need to come up with one eventually.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orphaned_works
http://www.copyright.gov/orphan/
http://www.ala.org/ala/washoff/wois.....rphanworks.cfm
http://www.law.duke.edu/cspd/orphanworks.html
http://news.deviantart.com/article/46375/
http://realitysquared.deviantart.co.....rnal/17811892/
http://www.copyright.gov/fedreg/2005/70fr3739.html
http://www.cb-cda.gc.ca/unlocatable/index-e.html
Google is your friend, guys.
"Orphan works are those copyrighted works whose owners are difficult or even impossible to find."
Someone who wanted to use a so-called "orphaned work" would have to prove that they tried to contact the artist first. This is where having a watermark with a date, your web address and e-mail comes in handy (deviantART and FA provide these things automatically whenever you post something to the site: artist contact info on profile pages, timestamps from date of submission, etc.).
If an artist were to find out that someone is using a picture of theirs, for example, jumping up and saying "Umm, that's not Orphaned, that's mine" and showing submission pages/watermarks with contact information would be enough.
Canada has had a similar law in place since 1990, as does the UK, and "art theft" and copyright violations are not legal in either place.
"An example of a system that enables the use, in certain circumstances, of orphan works can be found in Canada's copyright law. The copyright law has a specific provision permitting anyone who seeks permission to make a copyright use of a work and cannot locate the copyright owner to petition the Canadian Copyright Board for a license. The Copyright Board makes a determination as to whether sufficient effort has been made to locate the owner. If so, the Copyright Board may grant a license for the proposed use. It will set terms and fees for the proposed use of the work in its discretion and will hold collected fees in a fund from which the copyright owner, if he or she ever surfaces and makes a claim, may be paid. It should be noted that since the enactment of these provisions in 1990, the Copyright Board has issued only 125 such licenses. (Copyright Act, R.S.C., ch. C-42, Sec. 77 (1985) (Can.).)
The United Kingdom has a provision that affects a small subset of orphan works, namely those for which it is reasonable to assume the copyright has already expired. The law provides that there is no infringement where the copyright owner cannot be found by a reasonable inquiry and where the date the copyright expired is uncertain but it is reasonable to assume that the copyright has expired. (Copyright, Designs and Patents Act, 1988, c. 48, Sec. 57 (Eng.); see also Copyright and Related Rights Act, No. 28, 2000 Sec. 88 (Ir.); Laws of Hong Kong, Chapter 528: Copyright Ordinance, June 27, 1997 Sec. 66, available at http://www.justice.gov.hk/Home.htm .)"
You never were nor will be required to pay a fee to copyright something. A work is copyrighted from the moment you create it; you do have to pay a fee to the U.S./[such-and-such country] Copyright Office to have it "officially" registered, however this is not manditory. An art thief still violates copyright laws, even if a piece of art isn't "officially" registered with the copyright office of [such-and-such country].
If someone were to take a piece of art, or a work of literature, or a song, and claim it as their own and/or use for certain purposes (ex. to generate profit with a stolen design on a t-shirt) without the artist's knowledge or consent, it would still be constituted theft and copyright violation UNLESS the person who took the art/writing/song tried to contact the artist for permission, and can prove with documented evidence that the artist was uncontactable.
The law/provision was already voted on twice, I believe, and shot down twice. It's unlikely that it will pass. And if it does pass, you have little to worry about. If you don't want your works to be considered "orphaned", WATERMARK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BIZNATCH. Don't be like me (lol) and think that a tiny signature and date somewhere on the side will be enough; you all know that anyone with a half-decent image editing program can erase it. Hell, you can crop it off with freakin' MSPaint. You should be doing this anyway, really. I need to come up with one eventually.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orphaned_works
http://www.copyright.gov/orphan/
http://www.ala.org/ala/washoff/wois.....rphanworks.cfm
http://www.law.duke.edu/cspd/orphanworks.html
http://news.deviantart.com/article/46375/
http://realitysquared.deviantart.co.....rnal/17811892/
http://www.copyright.gov/fedreg/2005/70fr3739.html
http://www.cb-cda.gc.ca/unlocatable/index-e.html
Google is your friend, guys.
Since this seems to be the new "in" thing XD
Posted 17 years agoI've gotten a sudden influx of "Kiriban" journals on here and deviantART, which have inspired me to offer my own:
Provide me with a screencap of my 2,000th pageview, and I'll draw something pretty for you. One character, sketched, inked or inked+colored (you pick), no background. Must abide by my Will Draw/Will Not Draw list in the commisshunz section.
And Wofly, I know I owe you one already for a 1,000th hit. I think D:
Also, cocks.
Provide me with a screencap of my 2,000th pageview, and I'll draw something pretty for you. One character, sketched, inked or inked+colored (you pick), no background. Must abide by my Will Draw/Will Not Draw list in the commisshunz section.
And Wofly, I know I owe you one already for a 1,000th hit. I think D:
Also, cocks.
Supervillain meeeeeme
Posted 17 years agoStoled from 
brown_wantholf
1. Choose your closer ultimate objective:
A. World Domination
B. World Annihilation
C. "One Million Dollars"
D. 72 Vixens, herms of course
C!
2. Describe your secret lair
A concrete fortress dug deep into the permafrost of the Arctic wilderness. It has caribou and polar bears and seals and wolverines guarding it >:]
3. What is your supervillian name?
"Vagina Dentata"
4. What is your superpower?
Superior intelligence...and vagina dentata. That's why I'd be evil, of course. Sexual frustration D:
5. What is your costume and what snappy little uniform do you make your thugs wear?
For myself, a purple latex catsuit (with a super-secret buttoned crotchflap, like on long underwear) complete with sexy matching boots and corset. And a pair of purple-framed aviator goggles, just 'cause.
The henchmen would all wear cool armored suits similar to Stormtroopers, but purple and green, and with bigger codpieces.
6. What elaborate death awaits your superhero, that you have just now captured by the way..?
They'd be thrown into a giant tooth-lined, yuric-shaped pit, only to find that the pit leads to a large well full of mutant shark-bears.
7. The superhero escaped, blame the MPAA I don't know, you shake angry fist at them and say...
"You haven't felt the end of my wrath yet, you motherfucker!"
8. YOU are captured by the superhero now, what heavily fortified facility do you escape from in time for the next issue:
A. Prison
B. Asylum
C. Hell
D. Government Lab
E. Childrens' Birthday Party.
D >:[
9. Finally give your best evil laugh :)
AAHHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA, HA HA, HA HA, HAHAHAHA!
brown_wantholf1. Choose your closer ultimate objective:
A. World Domination
B. World Annihilation
C. "One Million Dollars"
D. 72 Vixens, herms of course
C!
2. Describe your secret lair
A concrete fortress dug deep into the permafrost of the Arctic wilderness. It has caribou and polar bears and seals and wolverines guarding it >:]
3. What is your supervillian name?
"Vagina Dentata"
4. What is your superpower?
Superior intelligence...and vagina dentata. That's why I'd be evil, of course. Sexual frustration D:
5. What is your costume and what snappy little uniform do you make your thugs wear?
For myself, a purple latex catsuit (with a super-secret buttoned crotchflap, like on long underwear) complete with sexy matching boots and corset. And a pair of purple-framed aviator goggles, just 'cause.
The henchmen would all wear cool armored suits similar to Stormtroopers, but purple and green, and with bigger codpieces.
6. What elaborate death awaits your superhero, that you have just now captured by the way..?
They'd be thrown into a giant tooth-lined, yuric-shaped pit, only to find that the pit leads to a large well full of mutant shark-bears.
7. The superhero escaped, blame the MPAA I don't know, you shake angry fist at them and say...
"You haven't felt the end of my wrath yet, you motherfucker!"
8. YOU are captured by the superhero now, what heavily fortified facility do you escape from in time for the next issue:
A. Prison
B. Asylum
C. Hell
D. Government Lab
E. Childrens' Birthday Party.
D >:[
9. Finally give your best evil laugh :)
AAHHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA, HA HA, HA HA, HAHAHAHA!
Species swap mememememememe
Posted 17 years agoStolen from 
maui
Your character's species: Newfoundland lynx (Lynx canadensis subsolanus)
If your fursona/avatar was:
a general airborne species: a flying fox/giant fruit bat
a general aquatic species: Liopleurodon (non-magical)
a general invertebrate: a hydra
an amphibian: Wallace's flying frog
a bird: chickadee
a canine: a Newfoundland
a caniform: Grizzly bear
a dinosaur: Camarasarus
a feliform carnivore (excluding felines): a Fossa
a feline: Torti housecat
an insect/arachnid: Praying mantis
a marsupial: Sugar glider
a microoganism: Mycobacterium bovis (tuberculosis strain carried by cattle)
a mythical species: a Lamia
a primate: Bonobo, or a Golden Lion tamarin
a reptile: Prairie rattlesnake
a rodent or lagomorph: Vole
an ungulate: Caribou or bison
a mammal in a group not listed above: Elephant!
Try picking (at least) 3 of these choices and sketch them out, keeping your character recognizable. Then you can see what they look like as another species that you may not have considered before. The results may be surprising.
Hmm...
mauiYour character's species: Newfoundland lynx (Lynx canadensis subsolanus)
If your fursona/avatar was:
a general airborne species: a flying fox/giant fruit bat
a general aquatic species: Liopleurodon (non-magical)
a general invertebrate: a hydra
an amphibian: Wallace's flying frog
a bird: chickadee
a canine: a Newfoundland
a caniform: Grizzly bear
a dinosaur: Camarasarus
a feliform carnivore (excluding felines): a Fossa
a feline: Torti housecat
an insect/arachnid: Praying mantis
a marsupial: Sugar glider
a microoganism: Mycobacterium bovis (tuberculosis strain carried by cattle)
a mythical species: a Lamia
a primate: Bonobo, or a Golden Lion tamarin
a reptile: Prairie rattlesnake
a rodent or lagomorph: Vole
an ungulate: Caribou or bison
a mammal in a group not listed above: Elephant!
Try picking (at least) 3 of these choices and sketch them out, keeping your character recognizable. Then you can see what they look like as another species that you may not have considered before. The results may be surprising.
Hmm...
Guess whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Posted 17 years agoI'm employed =D
Hey guyz
Posted 17 years agoU guyz.
Srsly u guyz.
Srsly.
Srsly u guyz.
Srsly.
Buttfuckin'
Posted 17 years agoLOL, just kidding. Meme-time.
Stolen from
starbys
Directions:
1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.
Mine:
01. It's No Good in my pants
02. Sensation in my pants
03. Captain Easychord in my pants
04. Joshua in my pants
05. I'll See You Again in my pants
06. Brandy Alexander in my pants
07. Guess God Thinks I'm Abel [able?] in my pants
08. Before You Accuse Me in my pants
09. Afterthoughts in my pants
10. Next Time in my pants
11. Mzungu in my pants (lolwut)
12. Have You Seen My Love? In my pants
13. Til I Am Myself Again in my pants
14. You Shook Me in my pants
15. Summer's Killing Us in my pants
Stolen from
starbysDirections:
1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.
Mine:
01. It's No Good in my pants
02. Sensation in my pants
03. Captain Easychord in my pants
04. Joshua in my pants
05. I'll See You Again in my pants
06. Brandy Alexander in my pants
07. Guess God Thinks I'm Abel [able?] in my pants
08. Before You Accuse Me in my pants
09. Afterthoughts in my pants
10. Next Time in my pants
11. Mzungu in my pants (lolwut)
12. Have You Seen My Love? In my pants
13. Til I Am Myself Again in my pants
14. You Shook Me in my pants
15. Summer's Killing Us in my pants
Second Life
Posted 17 years agoI was finally convinced to get an account.
I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.
Add "Kaz Bereznyak" if you want to :3
I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.
Add "Kaz Bereznyak" if you want to :3
Fwweeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted 17 years agoRook flew home this morning after spending the past 4 days hanging out with me in Saskatoon.
We were so busy having fun, we forgot to take photos, and all I have to show for the week are some webcam pictures and one of those mall-photobooth things we did together. Both still adorable.
Awesome visit was awesome.
=D
We were so busy having fun, we forgot to take photos, and all I have to show for the week are some webcam pictures and one of those mall-photobooth things we did together. Both still adorable.
Awesome visit was awesome.
=D
Jorbs.
Posted 17 years agoI needs one D:
In order to avoid being weighed down by yet another student loan next year, I've decided to try and get a part-time job. I've been frantically applying to anything of interest and whoring myself out via cover letters/resumes for the better part of a week.
Today I have applied to be:
- A "Candy Expert" at a kickass candy and novelties (the non-adult variety) shop called Pine & Fancy (they sell every type of Willy Wonka candy imaginable, AND individual flavours of Jelly belly jellybeans).
- A sales rep at a Virgin Mobile kiosk in one of the malls.
- A Passenger Service Agent/ticket and baggage lady at Sask Int'l Airport.
Previously I applied to be:
- A coffee girl at Treats (since I saw a new girl there today, and I applied a while ago, I assume I was rejected).
- Bell staff at a Big Fancy Hotel (no word from them either).
Tomorrow I will apply to be:
- An employee (preferably cashier) at Costco.
- Anything else that comes up that doesn't sound like it sucks.
Blaaarg. I need to start working soon so I can add to my secret "Keep Kaz From Starving And Going Into Debt For University, Also Textbook Fees And Gas Money" fund.
Wish me luck, biatches <3
UPDATE (as if anyone cares, lawl)
Candy store rejected me D:<
In order to avoid being weighed down by yet another student loan next year, I've decided to try and get a part-time job. I've been frantically applying to anything of interest and whoring myself out via cover letters/resumes for the better part of a week.
Today I have applied to be:
- A "Candy Expert" at a kickass candy and novelties (the non-adult variety) shop called Pine & Fancy (they sell every type of Willy Wonka candy imaginable, AND individual flavours of Jelly belly jellybeans).
- A sales rep at a Virgin Mobile kiosk in one of the malls.
- A Passenger Service Agent/ticket and baggage lady at Sask Int'l Airport.
Previously I applied to be:
- A coffee girl at Treats (since I saw a new girl there today, and I applied a while ago, I assume I was rejected).
- Bell staff at a Big Fancy Hotel (no word from them either).
Tomorrow I will apply to be:
- An employee (preferably cashier) at Costco.
- Anything else that comes up that doesn't sound like it sucks.
Blaaarg. I need to start working soon so I can add to my secret "Keep Kaz From Starving And Going Into Debt For University, Also Textbook Fees And Gas Money" fund.
Wish me luck, biatches <3
UPDATE (as if anyone cares, lawl)
Candy store rejected me D:<
V-Day Meme
Posted 18 years agoYoinked from 
Seely
1. Are you single or taken?
Taken.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Sculpted chocolate flowers from Bernard Calibeaux Chocolatiers =D
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
I have a midterm that day.
4.Do you like anyone?
Yes.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Yessss.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Boyfriend + good wine + popcorn + horror movies + make-outs = win
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Not really.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Not a secret one :3
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I suck at letters D:
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Commercialized mascot stolen from the Ancient Greeks/Romans. Imagine that =D
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
My mom buys me chocolate :3
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Not since Grade 6.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Only the ones that don't taste like chalk.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
Nope.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
YAY!
17. How is your love life?
It r gud.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.
19. How many roses would you want?
I hate roses.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valenitnes?
I'd better. I'm used to it by now, I don't want to go back to being single and jealous D:
Seely1. Are you single or taken?
Taken.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Sculpted chocolate flowers from Bernard Calibeaux Chocolatiers =D
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
I have a midterm that day.
4.Do you like anyone?
Yes.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Yessss.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Boyfriend + good wine + popcorn + horror movies + make-outs = win
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Not really.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Not a secret one :3
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I suck at letters D:
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Commercialized mascot stolen from the Ancient Greeks/Romans. Imagine that =D
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
My mom buys me chocolate :3
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Not since Grade 6.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Only the ones that don't taste like chalk.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
Nope.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
YAY!
17. How is your love life?
It r gud.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.
19. How many roses would you want?
I hate roses.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valenitnes?
I'd better. I'm used to it by now, I don't want to go back to being single and jealous D:
Dogfarts
Posted 18 years ago(It's a song by Dayglo Abortions. No, really.)
Someone bother me on NeoPets plz. I know I'm not the only doofus who still has an account D:<
I have one final left on Thursday, and then I'm FREEEEE (until January 3rd). My mumma is making Christmas goodies, I can smell 'em from the kitchen.
I have shit to post when I'm done my last exam. Don't be mad if I flood your inboxes with crap.
I still want a dinosaur for Christmas.
Someone bother me on NeoPets plz. I know I'm not the only doofus who still has an account D:<
I have one final left on Thursday, and then I'm FREEEEE (until January 3rd). My mumma is making Christmas goodies, I can smell 'em from the kitchen.
I have shit to post when I'm done my last exam. Don't be mad if I flood your inboxes with crap.
I still want a dinosaur for Christmas.
Christmas Wishlist Memez/Updates
Posted 18 years agoI stole from 
HollyAnn O:
THE BASICS: write a Christmas/Holiday wish list. It can be any 10 wishes you'd like to have granted, no matter what they are. Possible or seemingly impossible. People look and grant the wishes if they can. It's not about "OMFG PRESENTS", it's about making someone else's holiday a little brighter by giving. Personally, I get more out of giving than receiving sometimes. It's just a good feeling to give.
STEP ONE
** Make a post in your journal. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fun ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
** If you wish for real possible things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.
** Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your journal, so that others can join in and participate to spread the holiday joy!
STEP TWO
** Surf around your friend list to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:
** If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it.
** You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.
**There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.
(Since I'm not entirely comfortable with giving my home mailing address out over the internet to strangers, I'm sticking to online types of stuff. I probably won't think of 10 things, but who cares! o3o )
1. A top-up to my deviantART subscription; it expires on the 13th, so an extra month or whatever would be greatly appreciated. I loves me special features XD
2. Donations of neopoints or neat/rare/useful items to my Neopets account ( http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.p.....ml?user=kaz_am ); I'm looking for things like: Secret Laboratory Map pieces, bottled faeries, plushies, battle magic items, and books. If you have a Neopets account, feel free to add me on your Friends list too. I have nothing to do on there besides play games :P
3. A "mix tape" of neat, new music; i.e. a .zip file full of some mp3's/m4a's you think I might enjoy listening to.
4. A cute/funny animated avatar for FA.
5. An e-Christmas card.
6. Random drawings of my and/or Rook's fursona things or one of my 3254635 dust-gathering characters.
7. A digital drawing commission; I've always wanted to commission an artist like Vera or Ultravioletbat, but I'se too poor.
8. A dinosaur.
[hr]
Update Stuff: I have some drawings/sketches (including
NinjaWeasel 's trade drawing, omgpurple!) to finish up and post. Once I get finished my first two finals on Friday and Saturday, I have a long break until my last one, so I'll probably be able to get 'er done.
I'm scrambling to get Rook's Christmas present(s) finished/bought, wrapped and shipped by the middle of next week at the latest. I still don't know what else to send him D:< What I'd really like to include, I can't find, and I dunno what else I could get. What's some cutesy little knick-nack thing that girls send to their boyfriends?
Oh, and I got my hair cut. It's shorrrrrt and cute :3
HollyAnn O:THE BASICS: write a Christmas/Holiday wish list. It can be any 10 wishes you'd like to have granted, no matter what they are. Possible or seemingly impossible. People look and grant the wishes if they can. It's not about "OMFG PRESENTS", it's about making someone else's holiday a little brighter by giving. Personally, I get more out of giving than receiving sometimes. It's just a good feeling to give.
STEP ONE
** Make a post in your journal. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fun ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
** If you wish for real possible things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.
** Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your journal, so that others can join in and participate to spread the holiday joy!
STEP TWO
** Surf around your friend list to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:
** If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it.
** You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.
**There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.
(Since I'm not entirely comfortable with giving my home mailing address out over the internet to strangers, I'm sticking to online types of stuff. I probably won't think of 10 things, but who cares! o3o )
1. A top-up to my deviantART subscription; it expires on the 13th, so an extra month or whatever would be greatly appreciated. I loves me special features XD
2. Donations of neopoints or neat/rare/useful items to my Neopets account ( http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.p.....ml?user=kaz_am ); I'm looking for things like: Secret Laboratory Map pieces, bottled faeries, plushies, battle magic items, and books. If you have a Neopets account, feel free to add me on your Friends list too. I have nothing to do on there besides play games :P
3. A "mix tape" of neat, new music; i.e. a .zip file full of some mp3's/m4a's you think I might enjoy listening to.
4. A cute/funny animated avatar for FA.
5. An e-Christmas card.
6. Random drawings of my and/or Rook's fursona things or one of my 3254635 dust-gathering characters.
7. A digital drawing commission; I've always wanted to commission an artist like Vera or Ultravioletbat, but I'se too poor.
8. A dinosaur.
[hr]
Update Stuff: I have some drawings/sketches (including
NinjaWeasel 's trade drawing, omgpurple!) to finish up and post. Once I get finished my first two finals on Friday and Saturday, I have a long break until my last one, so I'll probably be able to get 'er done.I'm scrambling to get Rook's Christmas present(s) finished/bought, wrapped and shipped by the middle of next week at the latest. I still don't know what else to send him D:< What I'd really like to include, I can't find, and I dunno what else I could get. What's some cutesy little knick-nack thing that girls send to their boyfriends?
Oh, and I got my hair cut. It's shorrrrrt and cute :3
Meme tiemz.
Posted 18 years agoGanked from 
AcidPluvia
Someone gives you money and sends you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments...what is it?
1. Produce: Cheese
2. Bakery: Ancient grains bread :D
3. Meat: Steak
4. Frozen: Cavendish french fries
5. Dry goods: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. Toothbrush
2. Flannel shirt
3. Jeans
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. I loooooooove you *<3*
2. Eh?
3. Yeah, yeah, I know...
4. What the hell?!
5. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease Daddy? *puppy-face*
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Showering
2. Talking to the boyfriend
3. Eating (breakfast/lunch/supper)
You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
1. Asshole in the SUV/truck just zipped past me and scared the shit out of me and I had to pull onto the shoulder to let him by, otherwise he would have run head-on into that semi truck >(
2. Shitty song on the radio
3. Some stupid bitch honked at me because I didn't let her cut me off on the freeway
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Napping
2. Wasting time on the internets
3. Doodling
4. Napping
5. Fixing some bizzare kind of snack in the kitchen
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Big cats
2. Great apes
3. Reptile house
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. The Rick Mercer Report
2. GO (CBC Radio)
3. House
4. The Hour with George Strombolopolgohfsngdnahtyjthgfopolis.
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Chocolate chip cookie dough
2. Chocolate chip cookie dough
3. Chocolate chip cookie dough
Somebody stole your purse/wallet...in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. A lot of quarters
2. A U of S student ID, student number ______.
3. An LG Chocolate cell phone
4. A St. Thomas More College lanyard with a fluorescent yellow USSU/Safewalk rape whistle on it
5. A love letter =X
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Forensic anthropologist
2. Paleopathologist
3. Archaeologist - Greek/Mediterranian Neolithic to Bronze Age
4. Archaeologist - African Paleolithic/Early hominid studies
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Don't worry so much about being a nerd.
2. Work harder in English!
3. Don't let the asshole boys in class bother you so much
4. For the love of God, stop letting your mom buy your clothes for you.
AcidPluviaSomeone gives you money and sends you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments...what is it?
1. Produce: Cheese
2. Bakery: Ancient grains bread :D
3. Meat: Steak
4. Frozen: Cavendish french fries
5. Dry goods: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. Toothbrush
2. Flannel shirt
3. Jeans
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. I loooooooove you *<3*
2. Eh?
3. Yeah, yeah, I know...
4. What the hell?!
5. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease Daddy? *puppy-face*
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Showering
2. Talking to the boyfriend
3. Eating (breakfast/lunch/supper)
You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
1. Asshole in the SUV/truck just zipped past me and scared the shit out of me and I had to pull onto the shoulder to let him by, otherwise he would have run head-on into that semi truck >(
2. Shitty song on the radio
3. Some stupid bitch honked at me because I didn't let her cut me off on the freeway
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Napping
2. Wasting time on the internets
3. Doodling
4. Napping
5. Fixing some bizzare kind of snack in the kitchen
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Big cats
2. Great apes
3. Reptile house
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. The Rick Mercer Report
2. GO (CBC Radio)
3. House
4. The Hour with George Strombolopolgohfsngdnahtyjthgfopolis.
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Chocolate chip cookie dough
2. Chocolate chip cookie dough
3. Chocolate chip cookie dough
Somebody stole your purse/wallet...in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. A lot of quarters
2. A U of S student ID, student number ______.
3. An LG Chocolate cell phone
4. A St. Thomas More College lanyard with a fluorescent yellow USSU/Safewalk rape whistle on it
5. A love letter =X
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Forensic anthropologist
2. Paleopathologist
3. Archaeologist - Greek/Mediterranian Neolithic to Bronze Age
4. Archaeologist - African Paleolithic/Early hominid studies
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Don't worry so much about being a nerd.
2. Work harder in English!
3. Don't let the asshole boys in class bother you so much
4. For the love of God, stop letting your mom buy your clothes for you.
Holy fuckin' shit
Posted 18 years ago6 WATCHES IN ONE DAY.
WHAT THE HELL, FA?
YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME X 25.
ALSO, I KEEP GETTING DATABASE SERVER ERROR STFUBITCH U CAN'T SEE DIS ARTZ MESSAGES WHENEVER I TRY TO SEE SHIT IN MY MESSAGE BOX.
THE SCARF I'M KNITTING FOR ROOK LOOKS LIKE SHIT, BUT IT'S SOFT AND FLUFFY AND I'M SPENDING SOOO MUCH TIME ON IT SO HE'S GONNA HAVE TO LIKE IT.
WTEFSGH WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
[edit]
Also, I bought Feist's The Reminder (at WalMart, lol) today. It rooooooooooooooocks.
Leslie Feist, you aren't allowed to be this pretty and awesome >:
WHAT THE HELL, FA?
YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME X 25.
ALSO, I KEEP GETTING DATABASE SERVER ERROR STFUBITCH U CAN'T SEE DIS ARTZ MESSAGES WHENEVER I TRY TO SEE SHIT IN MY MESSAGE BOX.
THE SCARF I'M KNITTING FOR ROOK LOOKS LIKE SHIT, BUT IT'S SOFT AND FLUFFY AND I'M SPENDING SOOO MUCH TIME ON IT SO HE'S GONNA HAVE TO LIKE IT.
WTEFSGH WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
[edit]
Also, I bought Feist's The Reminder (at WalMart, lol) today. It rooooooooooooooocks.
Leslie Feist, you aren't allowed to be this pretty and awesome >:
Meme-shit.
Posted 18 years agoYour Boy Side
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (GO GO POWERANGERS! *guitar solo*)
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool
[x] You go to your dad for advice. (only because my mom lectures too much)
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
[x] If a girl you wish you had a peen (only so I could cockslap people with it)
Total = 11
Your Girl Side
[X] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop.
[X] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[X] Go to your mom for advice. (for sex stuff)
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[x] You hate wearing the color black. (it makes me look sickly)
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (not pedicures. FEET ARE GROSS, EVEN IF THEY'RE MINE)
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. (BITCHPLZ)
[ ] You are/were in cheer leading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. (in my girly panties :3)
Total: 15
How can you NOT LIKE STAR WARS? Also, it's a trilogy/series, not a movie. DUUUUUUUH.
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (GO GO POWERANGERS! *guitar solo*)
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool
[x] You go to your dad for advice. (only because my mom lectures too much)
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
[x] If a girl you wish you had a peen (only so I could cockslap people with it)
Total = 11
Your Girl Side
[X] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop.
[X] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[X] Go to your mom for advice. (for sex stuff)
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[x] You hate wearing the color black. (it makes me look sickly)
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (not pedicures. FEET ARE GROSS, EVEN IF THEY'RE MINE)
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. (BITCHPLZ)
[ ] You are/were in cheer leading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. (in my girly panties :3)
Total: 15
How can you NOT LIKE STAR WARS? Also, it's a trilogy/series, not a movie. DUUUUUUUH.
Images From An Awesome Summer II
Posted 18 years agoOkay, so I decided that since I'm such a lazy fuck, I won't bother uploading the rest of the AWESOME onto FA. I do, however, have Fotobuketz linkz.
Moar Awesomefuntimes:
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007003.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007006.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007007.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007009.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007012.jpg
The lake we stayed at was called Headwaters. It was really beautiful, and you could rent cabins and canoes and stuff [http://www.headwatersbc.ca]
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007004.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007005.jpg
Some photos of Lake Okanagan in the B.C. Interior; I was a 15 minute walk away from the beach all summer :3
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007061.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007062.jpg
Lol cows. Not only were we so high up in the mountains that we were camping in the midst of hidden clear-cutting areas (Liz and I got lost on the way THREE TIMES, and we saw a lot of clear-cut/replanted areas, plus an abandoned grader I forgot to take a photo of ;-;), but we were up where cattle ranchers let their cows wander around.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....NandLiz004.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....NandLiz036.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....NandLiz053.jpg
http://a255.ac-images.myspacecdn.co.....b66d4a706e.jpg
Lastly, photos of Liz and I at da bar (and in her awesome K-car, before going to the bar). Liz is the awesome-rad-chick I made bestest buddies with at work. She totally looks like Sandra Bullock D:
[edit] Oh, I almost forgot.
Whoever notes me a screencap of my 1000th, 1001th or 1010th pageview (whichever comes first) first get a free one-character sketch/ink thingy.
Woo-hoot.
Moar Awesomefuntimes:
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007003.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007006.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007007.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007009.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007012.jpg
The lake we stayed at was called Headwaters. It was really beautiful, and you could rent cabins and canoes and stuff [http://www.headwatersbc.ca]
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007004.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007005.jpg
Some photos of Lake Okanagan in the B.C. Interior; I was a 15 minute walk away from the beach all summer :3
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007061.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....rip2007062.jpg
Lol cows. Not only were we so high up in the mountains that we were camping in the midst of hidden clear-cutting areas (Liz and I got lost on the way THREE TIMES, and we saw a lot of clear-cut/replanted areas, plus an abandoned grader I forgot to take a photo of ;-;), but we were up where cattle ranchers let their cows wander around.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....NandLiz004.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....NandLiz036.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f.....NandLiz053.jpg
http://a255.ac-images.myspacecdn.co.....b66d4a706e.jpg
Lastly, photos of Liz and I at da bar (and in her awesome K-car, before going to the bar). Liz is the awesome-rad-chick I made bestest buddies with at work. She totally looks like Sandra Bullock D:
[edit] Oh, I almost forgot.
Whoever notes me a screencap of my 1000th, 1001th or 1010th pageview (whichever comes first) first get a free one-character sketch/ink thingy.
Woo-hoot.
What the fuck?
Posted 18 years agoWhy aren't any images showing up for me? D:<
[EDIT] Fixed.
[EDIT] Fixed.
ZOMGWTFBBQ
Posted 18 years agoOMGOMGOMG I BOUGHT A DIGITAL CAMERAAAA
It is hot.
It is red.
It is chargin so I can't fool around with it right now ):
I also bought a swingaround black leather chair for my werk desk.
God bless Costco :D
It is hot.
It is red.
It is chargin so I can't fool around with it right now ):
I also bought a swingaround black leather chair for my werk desk.
God bless Costco :D
D:
Posted 18 years agoReading textbooks for school is boring ):
TO EBAUMSWORLD!!
TO EBAUMSWORLD!!
Are you there iGod? It's me, Kaz...
Posted 18 years agoMe:
Yo God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Yes. Yes You do.
God:
Right on. Ayuh. When do I do it?
Me:
Christmas, I suppose?
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
Excellent.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
How about why human's feet are so fucking weird-looking?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Next question?
Me:
Whither existensial existance?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
But you are God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
And you don't understand?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
No you don't. Liar.
God:
I understand it very well. I guess not. No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Whatever. I still think you're a groovy Dude. Woman. Entity.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? What would make you stop think I am a groovy Dude? So you think I am a groovy Dude. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know. Me too. I am a she. Where are you located?
Me:
14/f/California
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
No, I'm a time-traveller. I was born in the 17th century, and created a device to transport me to 1999.
God:
Are you serious? You are a time traveller? Does it pay well? Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember it.
Me:
Excellent. Please get me a pony as a present.
God:
What do you really want to talk about? Thanks for asking politely. You want only one?
Me:
Just the one. I'd also like to talk about why the hell we're supposedly not allowed to have pre-marital sex.
God:
What is your real name? Why would you want to do it? Sure, why the hell we are supposedly not allowed to have pre marital sex sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I'd want to have sex with my boyfriend. I love him.
[here, God stops responding, presumably to get a bowl of Heaven Popcorn or Holy Beer, and I had to reload the page.]
Me:
Hey God, why did you dissapear from IMs? I got lonely.
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. Interesting... I have clients.
Me:
Aren't some of your clients also Muslims and Jews?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
You should know for sure. There's millions of either denominations.
God:
Now I do. There sure is.
Me:
Thanks for clearing that up.
God:
NO problem.
Me:
So, how's Jesus?
God:
Pardon me? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Has He gotten into any zany anticts lately?
God:
How about earlier? That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
You should keep closer watch on Him. He is Your Son.
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it. I only have one Son.
Me:
Well, you're the boss.
God:
How about that. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Buddha and Shiva help out too?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Uh...sure.
God:
Yikes! OK let's do it. Take it easy.
Me:
Thanks man. Nice talking to You.
God:
You are quite welcome! Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
I'm not a "he", but whatever. Talk to you on Sunday.
God:
I will make a mental note to use the proper pronouns for you. Me too. I am a she. TTYL, .
Me:
ORLY? The feminists will be pleased.
God:
What do you have that is ? Thanks for the info.
Me:
Your welcome.
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Oh, yes, thank you for correcting me.
God:
Really. Blimey. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is correcting you.
Me:
I guess it is. Anyways, goodbye.
God:
Can you explain your reasoning? Goodbye.
Me:
Agatha Christie.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Oh. Silly Bot.
God:
Aw. No I am God.
Me:
No, you're a bot.
God:
Are you serious? How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Because your answeres make no sense.
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am answeres make no sense.
Me:
Go right ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Good.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I won't
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because You just asked me not to
God:
That makes sense to me. Oh now I remember asking you you not to. What did you say?
Me:
I won't.
God:
Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
Me:
Awesome. I won a Science Fair.
God:
I'm glad you liked it . Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
Me:
Cool...
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
The one that goes "DANGER! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!"
God:
I can't believe you think the one that goes DANGER is better than God. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Agatha Christie.
Me:
Do you like Murder on the Orient express more than 10 Little Indians?
God:
I like pets. I like Creed.
Me:
I don't like Creed.
God:
What do you like?
Me:
I like Pink Floyd. Roger Water's penis is far superior to Scott Stapp's.
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it? I think Roger Water s penis is a lot of things.
Me:
It is, and more.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
You should. You are God, after all.
God:
I'll take that under advisement. You think I am God after all.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because your screen name is "God"
God:
Interesting explanation. You think I am screen name is God.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
:3
God:
Three what?
Me:
Colon, three.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I'm sexy.
God:
You seem very self-confident.
Me:
I am. And sexy.
God:
" You seem very self-confident." You are? You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
Not really. I like mortals.
God:
Are you serious? For real. You are not the only one. Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
I don't like him. He's an Anti-Semite.
God:
What do you have against him? I see. an Anti Semite is he?
Me:
He is.
God:
Who said he is.
Me:
He did.
God:
When did he?
Me:
When he was pulled over for drunk driving, remember?
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
He cussed out the cops and blamed the Jews.
God:
I get it. an Anti Semite cussed out the cops and blamed the Jews.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
Yay indeed.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I am.
God:
" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?
Me:
I really am. Awed.
God:
You really do? "" You are?" You are? How did you hear about God?
Me:
Church.
God:
Are we still talking about Awed?
Me:
No.
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Church.
God:
Educated people are often not very religious.
Me:
I am both.
God:
What are both like?
Me:
Conflicting.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Do I still what?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
Never mind.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Anyway, I have to go now for real.
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
Yes, back to reality for me. Why do You make life so hard?
God:
That's interesting. Yes, let us get back to Conflicting. I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
I guess You don't.
God:
I guess not.
Me:
It would be nice, though.
God:
Oh. Why do you want it?
Me:
I like to know things.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
It makes me feel smart and empowered.
God:
In what way?
Me:
In a "HAHAHA I KNOW EVERYTHING" sort of way.
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
I'm in my room, at a desk.
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
I just did.
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
My unconcious what?
God:
Your unconcious what?
Me:
That's what I asked.
God:
That is " Your unconcious what?".
Me:
Oh.
God:
That's cool.
Me:
You're a confusing entity.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I guessed.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yes, for real.
God:
Ah. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
But, I have to go now. Goodbye.
God:
Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Adios.
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Yo God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Yes. Yes You do.
God:
Right on. Ayuh. When do I do it?
Me:
Christmas, I suppose?
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
Excellent.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
How about why human's feet are so fucking weird-looking?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Next question?
Me:
Whither existensial existance?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
But you are God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
And you don't understand?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
No you don't. Liar.
God:
I understand it very well. I guess not. No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Whatever. I still think you're a groovy Dude. Woman. Entity.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? What would make you stop think I am a groovy Dude? So you think I am a groovy Dude. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know. Me too. I am a she. Where are you located?
Me:
14/f/California
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
No, I'm a time-traveller. I was born in the 17th century, and created a device to transport me to 1999.
God:
Are you serious? You are a time traveller? Does it pay well? Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember it.
Me:
Excellent. Please get me a pony as a present.
God:
What do you really want to talk about? Thanks for asking politely. You want only one?
Me:
Just the one. I'd also like to talk about why the hell we're supposedly not allowed to have pre-marital sex.
God:
What is your real name? Why would you want to do it? Sure, why the hell we are supposedly not allowed to have pre marital sex sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I'd want to have sex with my boyfriend. I love him.
[here, God stops responding, presumably to get a bowl of Heaven Popcorn or Holy Beer, and I had to reload the page.]
Me:
Hey God, why did you dissapear from IMs? I got lonely.
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. Interesting... I have clients.
Me:
Aren't some of your clients also Muslims and Jews?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
You should know for sure. There's millions of either denominations.
God:
Now I do. There sure is.
Me:
Thanks for clearing that up.
God:
NO problem.
Me:
So, how's Jesus?
God:
Pardon me? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Has He gotten into any zany anticts lately?
God:
How about earlier? That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
You should keep closer watch on Him. He is Your Son.
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it. I only have one Son.
Me:
Well, you're the boss.
God:
How about that. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Buddha and Shiva help out too?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Uh...sure.
God:
Yikes! OK let's do it. Take it easy.
Me:
Thanks man. Nice talking to You.
God:
You are quite welcome! Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
I'm not a "he", but whatever. Talk to you on Sunday.
God:
I will make a mental note to use the proper pronouns for you. Me too. I am a she. TTYL, .
Me:
ORLY? The feminists will be pleased.
God:
What do you have that is ? Thanks for the info.
Me:
Your welcome.
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Oh, yes, thank you for correcting me.
God:
Really. Blimey. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is correcting you.
Me:
I guess it is. Anyways, goodbye.
God:
Can you explain your reasoning? Goodbye.
Me:
Agatha Christie.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Oh. Silly Bot.
God:
Aw. No I am God.
Me:
No, you're a bot.
God:
Are you serious? How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Because your answeres make no sense.
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am answeres make no sense.
Me:
Go right ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Good.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I won't
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because You just asked me not to
God:
That makes sense to me. Oh now I remember asking you you not to. What did you say?
Me:
I won't.
God:
Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
Me:
Awesome. I won a Science Fair.
God:
I'm glad you liked it . Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
Me:
Cool...
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
The one that goes "DANGER! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!"
God:
I can't believe you think the one that goes DANGER is better than God. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Agatha Christie.
Me:
Do you like Murder on the Orient express more than 10 Little Indians?
God:
I like pets. I like Creed.
Me:
I don't like Creed.
God:
What do you like?
Me:
I like Pink Floyd. Roger Water's penis is far superior to Scott Stapp's.
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it? I think Roger Water s penis is a lot of things.
Me:
It is, and more.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
You should. You are God, after all.
God:
I'll take that under advisement. You think I am God after all.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because your screen name is "God"
God:
Interesting explanation. You think I am screen name is God.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
:3
God:
Three what?
Me:
Colon, three.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I'm sexy.
God:
You seem very self-confident.
Me:
I am. And sexy.
God:
" You seem very self-confident." You are? You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
Not really. I like mortals.
God:
Are you serious? For real. You are not the only one. Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
I don't like him. He's an Anti-Semite.
God:
What do you have against him? I see. an Anti Semite is he?
Me:
He is.
God:
Who said he is.
Me:
He did.
God:
When did he?
Me:
When he was pulled over for drunk driving, remember?
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
He cussed out the cops and blamed the Jews.
God:
I get it. an Anti Semite cussed out the cops and blamed the Jews.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
Yay indeed.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I am.
God:
" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?
Me:
I really am. Awed.
God:
You really do? "" You are?" You are? How did you hear about God?
Me:
Church.
God:
Are we still talking about Awed?
Me:
No.
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Church.
God:
Educated people are often not very religious.
Me:
I am both.
God:
What are both like?
Me:
Conflicting.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Do I still what?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
Never mind.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Anyway, I have to go now for real.
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
Yes, back to reality for me. Why do You make life so hard?
God:
That's interesting. Yes, let us get back to Conflicting. I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
I guess You don't.
God:
I guess not.
Me:
It would be nice, though.
God:
Oh. Why do you want it?
Me:
I like to know things.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
It makes me feel smart and empowered.
God:
In what way?
Me:
In a "HAHAHA I KNOW EVERYTHING" sort of way.
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
I'm in my room, at a desk.
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
I just did.
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
My unconcious what?
God:
Your unconcious what?
Me:
That's what I asked.
God:
That is " Your unconcious what?".
Me:
Oh.
God:
That's cool.
Me:
You're a confusing entity.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I guessed.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yes, for real.
God:
Ah. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
But, I have to go now. Goodbye.
God:
Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Adios.
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Bleeeeeee.
Posted 18 years agoAND, I'M BACK!
Posted 18 years agoSo summer 'vacation' wasn't so sucktastic as I'd expected. And I made a buttload of moneyz for school.
More tales of daring and adventure, and possibly artings, to come later.
More tales of daring and adventure, and possibly artings, to come later.
AND I AM LEAVING!
Posted 18 years agoNo! This isn't an "I'm leaving fa FOREVERZ" journal! Read on below, fine people...
My LAST final (Geology) is at 2:00 in the PM, and Friday I drive home to my parents house to pack; my flight to the sunny B.C. Interior is on Saturday (2:40, woot).
So anyway, I'm gone from May to August. No internets, so I shall completely disappear from my FA and DA and Neopets and YC and Forums and IM's and stuff. Unless I get a chance to sneak onto a computer at a library or something. Then I'll probably post some quick "OMG HI BC IS AWESOME I BOUGHT SOME STUFF I'M REALLY MISERABLE WITHOUT MY BF BUT ONLY 3 MONTHS LEFT ANYWAY" journal thingy.
Sooo, yeah. Tonight, if all goes to plan, I'll be going out with some pals and get drunk while listening/dancing to bad country music. And then Friday, I have shit to pack.
Thank you to everybody who's been watching me and commenting on my random doodles and odd journals; and thank you to everybody I watch, for filling my inbox with mad cool arts <3
Catch you cats in the fall, yo'!
My LAST final (Geology) is at 2:00 in the PM, and Friday I drive home to my parents house to pack; my flight to the sunny B.C. Interior is on Saturday (2:40, woot).
So anyway, I'm gone from May to August. No internets, so I shall completely disappear from my FA and DA and Neopets and YC and Forums and IM's and stuff. Unless I get a chance to sneak onto a computer at a library or something. Then I'll probably post some quick "OMG HI BC IS AWESOME I BOUGHT SOME STUFF I'M REALLY MISERABLE WITHOUT MY BF BUT ONLY 3 MONTHS LEFT ANYWAY" journal thingy.
Sooo, yeah. Tonight, if all goes to plan, I'll be going out with some pals and get drunk while listening/dancing to bad country music. And then Friday, I have shit to pack.
Thank you to everybody who's been watching me and commenting on my random doodles and odd journals; and thank you to everybody I watch, for filling my inbox with mad cool arts <3
Catch you cats in the fall, yo'!
