Looking for a good tail for a great price??  Maieusiophobia is currently interested in making some tails at just 5 bucks! Go check it out ^^

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12843704/

So I just got back from Furry Fiesta 2014, and I am sooo glad that I decided to go! I got to catch up with some people I haven't seen in forever, got to check out new friends, and to experiment with new concepts and just have an all around blast!

I got a new collar, some piece of work (so look for some new works soon, and one REALLY BIG piece later on! I can tell ya you're gonna love them ^_^

I'm already looking forward to next year and have a couple ideas I'd like to try and work out. Here's looking forward to the future to make FF 2015 even better :D

Keeper

Well well the time has come and the tally is in! The game was played: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12604170/ And the 100 day threshold was hit! Meaning that, as I locked again on Monday, this pup won't be allowed to unlock until at least the 21st of May (though the extra days will be attempted)! Dear gawd why did I agree to this x.x

That being said! Stay tuned around that time, cause there might just be another opportunity for games or rewards! :D

 nm_enji

Go watch him now!! He does AMAZING sketches and is taking them on a pay what you want basis!! He deserves LOTS of lovings and attention :3

In honor of a new commission,  sylver~tsuki decided that it wasn't just enough to label his property. The name of the game is to make Keeper feel like the girl bitch he is! What better way to do that than with a lock up? O:

Game rules:

For every person who "favorites" the picture, another day will be added to how long  Keeper_Utonagan will be locked up! The more favorites that the picture receives, the longer that I'm gonna have to keep in my cage. Faves from multiple accounts WILL be counted towards the over all total! Any one can fave (meaning they don't have to be watching me to count, it's not about begging for watchers so much as seeing how long I'm gonna be locked away). So without further ado, here's the image link:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12604170/

So spread the word, shout it from the roofs, call your friends, raise zombies to log on and let's see how long FA can keep Keeper kept :D

(game idea stolen from  myaddib and his Master  wolfurryon)

Maximum cap is at 100 days. Anything beyond 100 days will be attempted, but not guaranteed, at the sole discretion of the wearer.

Stolen from:  Royalwolfknight

pecies ★ Utonagan
Age ★ 24
Hair style and color ★ None yet, though I'm thinking about changing this
Fur color(s) ★ Black and white
Eye color ★Vibrant blue
Sexual oration ★ Pan, but so far only has experience with males x3
Favorite animal ★ Wolves
Lone wolf or Pack wolf ★ Pack wolf. Who doesn't love company? O:
Swords or claws ★ Swords, though nothing wrong with a good bow :D
Have a story of self ★ Kinda did one long ago, but it's no longer valid. Need to work on it...
Virgin or non virgin ★ Definitely a non-virgin x/////3
Ever had sex with the different sex ★ Sadly not yet!
Ever had sex with the same sex ★ So far every time! xD
Anything special★ He is kind of a babyfur from time to time *crinkles* what was that >_>;;
Had ever died ★ Nope
Favorite thing to do with mate or a close friend ★ Hmmmm...just being a romantic loser? x3
Have ever change age ★ It does when he gets cubby
Have ever bite someone ★ A little nibble now and then never hurt O:
Favorite drink ★ Sake!
Die for friends or die for family ★ Keeper would be a steel pillar for as long as necessary
Anything unusual ★ Nothing out of pg related no x3
Would like to have children or adopt ★ Yes o_o
Drinks or smokes ★ Drinks, though very rarely to the point of intoxication.
Killed someone out of revenge ★ Would much rather walk the path of piece.
Controls emotions well ★ As long as Keeper has an outlet for them.
Killed someone out of love ★ Nope
Feral or Anthro ★ Anthro~
Favorite clothing style ★ not too sure really, depends on the situation O:
Most hated species ★ None really O:
Most hated place ★ Great Lakes, Illinois x.x
Sex or comfort ★ Comfort through sex :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o81uMgbZP2g

I think I just busted a gut watching the last meal xDDDDD

So I why not?? It's make me more active in the community...which is a good thing, right???? Right?!?!

Alas, forgot who I copied it from but, credit to them~!

The Sex meme:


1. Is there anyone on your friend's list you would ever consider having sex with?
A few, yes~

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Why not all?

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Dead smack in the middle!

4. Do you masturbate?
Do birds fly?

5. How often?
Trick question! When locked up, zero times! When unlocked...anywhere from 1-10 x.x

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, can't say I'm opposed, just no one would pay x3

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Long hot showers is how I relax~

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Once or twice in the shower, was interesting and fun/spontaneous ^^

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes, and I have~

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Lovingly aggressive is great! Nothing better than bodies all twisted up when having fun!

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Nah, well...maybe a smidge or two ^//^

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Wish I could say yes, but no O:

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, simple as that.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage, Master/pet, maybe spanking at number 3?

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Fortunately no.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
The boyfriend's bed

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Public bathroom in a city park >///>

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Fortunately no x3

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nah.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nops

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Notta

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I'd hope so O:

24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Planned on it one time, but too many people D:

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
See #17 <///<

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Define work?? In the same building, yes.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Hells yea xD

29. Bought something from an adult store?
See #28 x3

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Wanna see? :D

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Multiple dildos, a stroker, some light bdsm gear, chastity cage

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I wouldn't be surprised ^//^;

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Notta

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeeeeeep

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Can you get a venereal disease from the act? It's sex =p

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Cowgirl!! Nothing like riding on top and being able to control the angle ^////^

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Hmm...I'd probably say anal....though I do like oral.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not yet, no~

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
The next person who does!!

Well the foray didn't last unfortunately. o here I am after having returned O:

The week went by so quickly.
The laughter and hugs, hand holds and joking,
The little candy sweet kisses while dozing along side.

Yet it was too late, only ever to be a wonderful memory
A little window into an alternate universe.
Happiness seeping forth,
Smiles which surpass even the brightest rainbow,
Merely dimmed by the sheer radiance.

A glimmer of what could have been,
A glimmer of what should have been,
The paths crossing, but never in sync to offer a proper choice.

Thus the paths do wind,
Ever in vision, even in sight.
Alas, the hedge of time and happenstance,
The parallel paths always observed, but never within reach.



Just needing to try and work out some pent up emotions is all....

So my ship date for the Navy was pushed forward a week. I now have less than one month before I find myself on the path to being a part of the worlds greatest fleets ^_^

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5099291/

Hurry and see for potential free artz from a great artist! :D

Izumi Curtis type of scenario, instead of spraying blood, spraying cum...

George Takei once said that"Each of us bears a responsibility to reject hate, whatever its form, whatever its justification. A soul filled with hate can devastate a community. A nation filled with hate can devastate a people. It must start and end with each of us."

Huzzah for stupidity! I felt it wise in game to make snide comments to a friend! So I'm up now cause my conscience won't let me sleep.......first hand at how hate or one of it's numerous cousins can truly impact people. Impacting not only the recipient, but also the giver...

So I had an interesting one last night:

Apparently I was a Russian in the jungles of Central America (why this locale I have no idea x.x) A soldier assigned to the base for security and the like. Machine guns nests razor wire, the usual schtick for any temporary type base. I was walking back over to this wooden house type thingy (possibly the command center) and suddenly I look behind and there's this Tyrannosaurus Rex making a beeline for the building!

I dive underneath the porch, just as the creature decided to destroy it like a two year old playing with dominoes. Somehow I'm uninjured and kind of crawl my way to an area with zip tents. The T-Rex on the other hand is devouring scientists left and right. Before I manage to enter the safety of my plastic materialed shelter, I'm stopped by this woman saying we need to "stick together" and all that jazz. I slip inside and zip up the tent.

As I'm looking outside there's this 7 year old girl slowly walking backward, looking terrified and leaving a trail of urine on the ground. As she backs up past the little window thingy, this monstrous T-Rex head is at eye level with here, moving at the same speed. It's teeth are almost like a barracuda's in terms of size.....really long, thin, and really pointy. The woman from before looks at me as I turn my head.

She's suddenly in front of the girl, yelling at it with her arms outstretched.....naturally...the Dino ate her, without qualms. Just turned the head to the side and bit around 5 times into her before devouring the girl.....


What the hell brain ._.

How do you know it's that magical time of year again?

OKTOBERFEST BREWS!!!!! :D

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11577975/

 MioLovelessXlll is doing a free give away raffle ^^

So it seems that  xmaster1 is having a game raffle! O:

Not sure if i need to put the Rice in burritos prior to ordering....

It seems I've been splurging on art lately O:

Let's do the question game that seems to be popular! xD

Ask any question and I shall answer, no matter what the topic! (Note: I've been advised by my legal team that I am NOT an expert, thus any answers given I am not obligated for any pain, chaos or disorder wreaked upon.)

So without further ado, fire away x3

You're cleaning out our bathroom and your mother just casually mentions to do a better job with locating some of your more personal items, and even giving suggestions. @_@

Needless to say, they now know almost everything .///////////.

Well while it might be a tad late as I signed on the 5th of this month but, I am officially a Future Sailor in the US Navy :3

Apologies to those whom I've a running list for with stories. Inspiration seemed to kick some of the others down the list a couple slots (Looking at you  Foxxian )