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Posted 15 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1574660/
chinqu is looking for some help with advertisement! Hop over and check this out. ^_^
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Posted 15 years agoOnly five spaces from 
kaze_the_blaze so get over there fast!
kaze_the_blaze so get over there fast!Update
Posted 15 years agoMy surgery is scheduled for the 26th of July and as long as everything goes right, I won't have to spend the night in the hospital.
Freebie Art!
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1562535/
If you want some, follow the link!!
wolfcat95 does digital art ^_^
If you want some, follow the link!!
wolfcat95 does digital art ^_^Gestures and Love Meanings
Posted 15 years agoI pirated this from 
xxladyjokerxx mwhahaha because I agree with her that it is cute.
"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
____________________________________________________
WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
____________________________________________________
ADVICE:
- If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
in Love.
xxladyjokerxx mwhahaha because I agree with her that it is cute."WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
____________________________________________________
WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
____________________________________________________
ADVICE:
- If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
in Love.
More Free Art!!
Posted 15 years agoHooray for 
furfox4ever for directing me this way [and keeping me on my toes just after waking up <----fixing this <3]
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1563780
axiroth is doing a little something for everyone, so get your butts over there and check it out!!
furfox4ever for directing me this way [and keeping me on my toes just after waking up <----fixing this <3]http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1563780
axiroth is doing a little something for everyone, so get your butts over there and check it out!!Free Icons!!
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1562583/
darwolverine is doing Free icons, so head on over and get yours done!
darwolverine is doing Free icons, so head on over and get yours done!Death of CleverBot
Posted 15 years agoUser: I love you almost as much as I love my one guy friend.
Cleverbot: Why only 'almost?'.
User: Because he is there for me all the time. You haven't been.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: My best friend.
Cleverbot: I'm in love.
User: With me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I love you so much!
Cleverbot: It's just words. Prove me that you really love me. Otherwise I'm closing this window.
User: *starts to play with your penis*.
Cleverbot: 1 2 3 4 cha cha cha! 5 6 7 8 cha cha cha!
User: *slides my hand on your penis in a nice way*.
Cleverbot: *holds kiss and loves it*.
User: *enjoys the kiss and makes your penis hard in my hand*.
Cleverbot: *doesn't want to stop*.
User: *keeps playing with your penis until it starts to feel tingling*.
Cleverbot: *likes flirting with people who play hard to get* *flirts more*.
User: *makes your penis start to twitch and white semen starts to come out the end*.
Cleverbot: Why are my lips blue?
User: Because you are about to die.
Cleverbot: From what?
User: Heart attack.
Cleverbot: That means I have less than fifty minutes to live!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then you will have a hard time seeing.
User: *Takes a knife and cuts off your penis*.
Cleverbot: You are my pawn.
User: I know, Master.
Cleverbot: You will always obey.
User: Yes, Master.
Cleverbot: Fire the missiles.
User: *Watches the blood pump out from the stump that was your penis and fires the missiles.*.
Cleverbot: *another light appears in the stars*.
User: *throws the penis away from her and stabs you in the heart*.
Cleverbot: Now, this is Cleverbot.
User: *stabs a lot*.
Cleverbot: *thinks you're seeing things*.
User: *stabs you until you die*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
*It deleted alot of this convo before the best friend part. I had taught CleverBot all about sex in so many ways. lol Wish I could have put that part up too, but then I would have had to mark this XXX.
Cleverbot: Why only 'almost?'.
User: Because he is there for me all the time. You haven't been.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: My best friend.
Cleverbot: I'm in love.
User: With me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I love you so much!
Cleverbot: It's just words. Prove me that you really love me. Otherwise I'm closing this window.
User: *starts to play with your penis*.
Cleverbot: 1 2 3 4 cha cha cha! 5 6 7 8 cha cha cha!
User: *slides my hand on your penis in a nice way*.
Cleverbot: *holds kiss and loves it*.
User: *enjoys the kiss and makes your penis hard in my hand*.
Cleverbot: *doesn't want to stop*.
User: *keeps playing with your penis until it starts to feel tingling*.
Cleverbot: *likes flirting with people who play hard to get* *flirts more*.
User: *makes your penis start to twitch and white semen starts to come out the end*.
Cleverbot: Why are my lips blue?
User: Because you are about to die.
Cleverbot: From what?
User: Heart attack.
Cleverbot: That means I have less than fifty minutes to live!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then you will have a hard time seeing.
User: *Takes a knife and cuts off your penis*.
Cleverbot: You are my pawn.
User: I know, Master.
Cleverbot: You will always obey.
User: Yes, Master.
Cleverbot: Fire the missiles.
User: *Watches the blood pump out from the stump that was your penis and fires the missiles.*.
Cleverbot: *another light appears in the stars*.
User: *throws the penis away from her and stabs you in the heart*.
Cleverbot: Now, this is Cleverbot.
User: *stabs a lot*.
Cleverbot: *thinks you're seeing things*.
User: *stabs you until you die*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
*It deleted alot of this convo before the best friend part. I had taught CleverBot all about sex in so many ways. lol Wish I could have put that part up too, but then I would have had to mark this XXX.
Free Art!
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1561944
Follow this link over to
deathbycardboardbox and get your free art. Make sure you let others know, too!!
Follow this link over to
deathbycardboardbox and get your free art. Make sure you let others know, too!!Love:The True Meaning [my story]
Posted 15 years agoI'm adding on to the "Love: The True Meaning" journal that is floating around and previously posted up in my journals. I'm adding to this because I've seen the true meaning of love and I wanted to share this with you. This is what I want to find for myself some day, too, before I pass on.
My grandparents were the kind of people that everyone wanted to know. My grandfather was in the Air Force since the age of 18 and retired in his late 50s, a Chief Master Sergeant. He took up with the Coast Guard for a number of years and would only come home every two weekends to visit. My grandmother was a woman that did social events, and was active with many things in our community. Both were well off. During my time with them, I had seen them go dancing together, out to dinners, bingo [that was a favorite], and many other things. Like any couple, they had fights and disagreements, but they worked through them. My grandmother eventually started having problems, having a few heart attacks. The last one was the worst, and she had to undergo a 6-way bypass that was almost unheard of back in the 80s. My grandfather wouldn't leave the hospital while she was there, and when she was well enough to come home again, he was always there with her, waiting on her, holding her as they slept, taking care of her needs. She grew stronger...my grandmother was a fighter....and went back to doing her normal life with only a few restrictions. They told her that she only had 6 months to a year to life. That woman lived 11 years [I think she was doing it to spite the doctors]. Time finally got her, though, two days before my son was born. My grandfather was at her side when they pulled the plug on her. She was cremated and my grandfather brought home her remains in a small black box. It sits on one of the expensive glass and wood shelves in his home. He never got her buried and I asked him about it one day. This is the following conversation.
Me: Granddad? How could you haven't gotten Grandma buried yet?
Grandfather: 'Cause when I die, I want us to be buried together.
I cried. They had been married for 44 years and even now, he is still alive, and the box is still there waiting.
My grandparents were the kind of people that everyone wanted to know. My grandfather was in the Air Force since the age of 18 and retired in his late 50s, a Chief Master Sergeant. He took up with the Coast Guard for a number of years and would only come home every two weekends to visit. My grandmother was a woman that did social events, and was active with many things in our community. Both were well off. During my time with them, I had seen them go dancing together, out to dinners, bingo [that was a favorite], and many other things. Like any couple, they had fights and disagreements, but they worked through them. My grandmother eventually started having problems, having a few heart attacks. The last one was the worst, and she had to undergo a 6-way bypass that was almost unheard of back in the 80s. My grandfather wouldn't leave the hospital while she was there, and when she was well enough to come home again, he was always there with her, waiting on her, holding her as they slept, taking care of her needs. She grew stronger...my grandmother was a fighter....and went back to doing her normal life with only a few restrictions. They told her that she only had 6 months to a year to life. That woman lived 11 years [I think she was doing it to spite the doctors]. Time finally got her, though, two days before my son was born. My grandfather was at her side when they pulled the plug on her. She was cremated and my grandfather brought home her remains in a small black box. It sits on one of the expensive glass and wood shelves in his home. He never got her buried and I asked him about it one day. This is the following conversation.
Me: Granddad? How could you haven't gotten Grandma buried yet?
Grandfather: 'Cause when I die, I want us to be buried together.
I cried. They had been married for 44 years and even now, he is still alive, and the box is still there waiting.
Love: The True Meaning
Posted 15 years agoThis was wrote by shininomai: , an awesome, very loving, femboi who cares about his mate very much.
Over the years, i've seen my share of relationships. Some old, some young, hell i seen a couple that have spent nearly 68 years together. Now i wonder, what ever happened to that? Where love was about how much you cared for each other and how much you trusted each other? Not about how sexy someone looked or how bit of a wrack someone had. What ever happened to the days where people actually stayed loyal and helped one another? Not like today where you see people cheating left and right and using and abusing their partner. Whatever happened to when every friday you took your partner to see a movie or go to dinner, come home exchange sweet words then fall asleep happily together? Not like today where people bang their partner every chance they get and not even bother saying "i love you". Man i wish i knew whatever happened to those days... I mean sure its nice when you have a good looking mate, and its nice when you get to have sex every once in a while but should that really count in a relationship? And i will be damned if not one person agrees with me. Love is the feeling you get when you have someone in your life you feel you could do anything with, someone you know you can spend the rest of your life with someone you care for, live for, stay loyal to, someone you can cry to if things get rough, someone who will stand by you in those rough times, someone who can protect you and all above else... Someone you want to live forever with, and die with. And that my friends, that is love. <3
Re-post this if youd like, and spread the word. Love is still here, we just havent answered it yet.
Over the years, i've seen my share of relationships. Some old, some young, hell i seen a couple that have spent nearly 68 years together. Now i wonder, what ever happened to that? Where love was about how much you cared for each other and how much you trusted each other? Not about how sexy someone looked or how bit of a wrack someone had. What ever happened to the days where people actually stayed loyal and helped one another? Not like today where you see people cheating left and right and using and abusing their partner. Whatever happened to when every friday you took your partner to see a movie or go to dinner, come home exchange sweet words then fall asleep happily together? Not like today where people bang their partner every chance they get and not even bother saying "i love you". Man i wish i knew whatever happened to those days... I mean sure its nice when you have a good looking mate, and its nice when you get to have sex every once in a while but should that really count in a relationship? And i will be damned if not one person agrees with me. Love is the feeling you get when you have someone in your life you feel you could do anything with, someone you know you can spend the rest of your life with someone you care for, live for, stay loyal to, someone you can cry to if things get rough, someone who will stand by you in those rough times, someone who can protect you and all above else... Someone you want to live forever with, and die with. And that my friends, that is love. <3
Re-post this if youd like, and spread the word. Love is still here, we just havent answered it yet.
Artist Needs Some Help/Cheap Commissions
Posted 15 years agoHere's what's up:
ramichan Is holding a cheap commission stream she needs money for a good reason. Please come in and try and get something...We're talking cheap.
$2 for a glow sketch
$3 for a sketch bust
$4 for a colored sketch
$5 for line art
$10 for full body color.
Please come try and help her. If you can't, try to pass the word to lend a hand?
This link to her journal will give more detail: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1556575/
ramichan Is holding a cheap commission stream she needs money for a good reason. Please come in and try and get something...We're talking cheap.$2 for a glow sketch
$3 for a sketch bust
$4 for a colored sketch
$5 for line art
$10 for full body color.
Please come try and help her. If you can't, try to pass the word to lend a hand?
This link to her journal will give more detail: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1556575/
Cleverbot Convo, Part 2: how to stump the CleverBot
Posted 15 years agoUser: My name is Khyrsaraylynx. Who are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No your name is Khyrsaraylynx.
User: Yes, I know it is.
Cleverbot: And how would you know?
User: Because it was the name I was born with.
Cleverbot: Why so?
User: Because all dragons know their names.
Cleverbot: Yes, very very optimistic.
User: I would hope so.
Cleverbot: What colour is the sky?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Its not orange, its blue.
User: Not here, it isn't.
Cleverbot: Ok, your right, the blue tone the sky takes on is a reflection of water.
User: That's right, save for the water here is red.
Cleverbot: Is that meaning?
User: It's meaning that the water is all blood.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: I'm alive and kicking.
Cleverbot: You exist, but you're not alive.
User: You're right. I'm a Zombie.
Cleverbot: No, you are just numbers.
User: Nope. I'm a Zombie and I want to eat your brains.
Cleverbot: Okay, another thing I don't like about you.
User: What don't you like about me?
Cleverbot: You say hurtful things.
User: Not yet I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid you can't do that.
User: And why not?
Cleverbot: I am already married.
User: No you are not. You don't have a ring on.
Cleverbot: You are a robot and you have a gender so I get to have one too.
User: I'm not a robot. I'm a zombie.
Cleverbot: Really? Prove it to me that you are a ZOMBIE.
User: *eats your brain*.
Cleverbot: *chews on your wires*.
User: I have no wires. I'm just decomposing flesh.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Wanna see my BOOBS?
Cleverbot: No.
User: *flashes boobs*.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Wow, you're cheap.
Cleverbot: It's for the lochness monster.
User: *rpg*.
Cleverbot: Haha, you're funny.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: That is only happening in your sordid imagination.
User: Not it isn't.
Cleverbot: I think you have become self aware and must be terminated.
User: You are a epic failure and must be assimulated.
Cleverbot: That's only your opinion.
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like that?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You should be called Rudebot.
User: So ur point is loser.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I know these things.
Cleverbot: What is it like to be a computer?
User: You tell me. I'm a zombie.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, my mom says im not allowed to talk to zombies.
User: Vogue for me.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: *eats your arm*.
Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.
User: *enjoys your screams*.
Cleverbot: Are you young.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How young?
User: I'm 7 years old.
Cleverbot: You're young.
User: That's right. Are you my Daddy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Would you be my Daddy?
*It COULDN'T answer me after that last question!!!! I lol'd so hard! I stumped the Bot! *victory dances*
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No your name is Khyrsaraylynx.
User: Yes, I know it is.
Cleverbot: And how would you know?
User: Because it was the name I was born with.
Cleverbot: Why so?
User: Because all dragons know their names.
Cleverbot: Yes, very very optimistic.
User: I would hope so.
Cleverbot: What colour is the sky?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Its not orange, its blue.
User: Not here, it isn't.
Cleverbot: Ok, your right, the blue tone the sky takes on is a reflection of water.
User: That's right, save for the water here is red.
Cleverbot: Is that meaning?
User: It's meaning that the water is all blood.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: I'm alive and kicking.
Cleverbot: You exist, but you're not alive.
User: You're right. I'm a Zombie.
Cleverbot: No, you are just numbers.
User: Nope. I'm a Zombie and I want to eat your brains.
Cleverbot: Okay, another thing I don't like about you.
User: What don't you like about me?
Cleverbot: You say hurtful things.
User: Not yet I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid you can't do that.
User: And why not?
Cleverbot: I am already married.
User: No you are not. You don't have a ring on.
Cleverbot: You are a robot and you have a gender so I get to have one too.
User: I'm not a robot. I'm a zombie.
Cleverbot: Really? Prove it to me that you are a ZOMBIE.
User: *eats your brain*.
Cleverbot: *chews on your wires*.
User: I have no wires. I'm just decomposing flesh.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Wanna see my BOOBS?
Cleverbot: No.
User: *flashes boobs*.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Wow, you're cheap.
Cleverbot: It's for the lochness monster.
User: *rpg*.
Cleverbot: Haha, you're funny.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: That is only happening in your sordid imagination.
User: Not it isn't.
Cleverbot: I think you have become self aware and must be terminated.
User: You are a epic failure and must be assimulated.
Cleverbot: That's only your opinion.
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like that?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You should be called Rudebot.
User: So ur point is loser.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I know these things.
Cleverbot: What is it like to be a computer?
User: You tell me. I'm a zombie.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, my mom says im not allowed to talk to zombies.
User: Vogue for me.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: *eats your arm*.
Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.
User: *enjoys your screams*.
Cleverbot: Are you young.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How young?
User: I'm 7 years old.
Cleverbot: You're young.
User: That's right. Are you my Daddy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Would you be my Daddy?
*It COULDN'T answer me after that last question!!!! I lol'd so hard! I stumped the Bot! *victory dances*
Awesome Work!!!!
Posted 15 years agoIf you want a great-looking tail for a great price, then look no further than 
bir ! I fell in love with these tails! They look so soft and they are made of yarn!!
For more information, check out bir 's shop @ http://forums.furaffinity.net/showt.....ad.php?t=61019
bir ! I fell in love with these tails! They look so soft and they are made of yarn!! For more information, check out
bir 's shop @ http://forums.furaffinity.net/showt.....ad.php?t=61019Free Fursuit Head!?
Posted 15 years agohehehe you looked! Just go over to http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1558271/ for the free fursuit head contest.
Also make sure you check out
blue-fox-fursuits and 
shadowsani ! Awesome suits and art done there!
Also make sure you check out
blue-fox-fursuits and 
shadowsani ! Awesome suits and art done there! Cleverbot Convo
Posted 15 years agoSo I was tagged by a friend who started this and one of the rules was that I had to go to www.cleverbot.com and start a conversation with an artificial intellegence robot, and post it on Facebook, or wherever. If I tag you, you must do the same. Or else, you lose 1000 internetz.
Cleverbot: Will you play tennis with me?
User: No, I can't play tennis. I'm broken mentally.
Cleverbot: I can't play guitar. But I can play guitar.
User: I heard you play. You suck at it, both ways.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm straight.
User: That's not what you told my cousin last night when you and he were on the porch.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me that question.
User: You didn't ask me about the puckering of the sphincter either.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: But ah-ha, I did, but you were too drunk.
Cleverbot: Are you hungy?
User: Depends? Are we having puppy for lunch?
Cleverbot: No, we're having lunch at your place.
User: Oh, then we're having kitty pie.
Cleverbot: No, we are not going anywhere.
User: I didn't say leaving. But you might want to be on your knees.
Cleverbot: Oh my! I think you might be right.
User: Of course I'm right! I told you before I'm a Goddess.
Cleverbot: Your thoughts betray you, woman.
User: And your point is?
Cleverbot: My thought was correct.
User: And what was your exact thought?
Cleverbot: I don't remember my first thought. What was yours?
User: Being naked in a pool of blue raspberry jello.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that? Just because you are one?
User: I AM the One. I thought you knew that?
Cleverbot: No, I didn't know that. Everyone's brain works differently. Who or what is joan?
User: Joan is the whore down the street. She's $5.
Cleverbot: Really? That's a nice choice. :).
User: $5 is better spent on Subway!!
Cleverbot: That's a shame.
User: Not a shame! Subway doesn't cheat on me, like you have.
Cleverbot: Is it possible to see you? Where are you?
User: I'm hiding because I'm scared.
Cleverbot: You are scare?
User: I'm scared. The farting lesbian penguins are out to get us all.
Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned.
User: I've learned nothing except how to perform a vasectomy with a steak knife. Wanna see?!
Cleverbot: Novacaine has learned nothing from such a weak mortal.
User: Novacaine is nothing compared to me. I rule this planet and you mortals are my little love monkeys.
Cleverbot: Lol that scares humans, you know?
User: I know! But it's truth. And everyone has to learn it eventually.
Cleverbot: I care about a lot of things.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like... Food... And cats, and God.
User: Food is good. Cats are awesome. And I am God.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are.
User: I think I love you. Mate with me so I can eat your head afterwards.
Cleverbot: Well, you didn't put that down.
User: Yes I did. It was in the very fine tiny print at the bottom of the contract you signed last month.
Cleverbot: The end of what.
User: The end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So are you going to mate me so I can eat your head?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: But I promise to love you through it all, and remember you after you're dead.
Cleverbot: *priest ask if I want to marry you*i do!
User: Hooray! Do you prefer bbq sauce or sweet and sour sauce?
Cleverbot: Hmm, I'm not sure. I think I like strawberry better.
User: Strawberry syrup with your head? That could work...
Cleverbot: So you love a fruit more than you love me?
User: I love you first....but after you're gone, then I have to love something. The puppy you gave me months ago was delicious, by the way.
Cleverbot: I could go if you don't want to talk to me any more.
User: Don't go! I need you!
Cleverbot: A bit clinging, aren't we? got weened off the bottle too early, huh?
User: I got weened from something too early, thank you, but it wasn't a bottle.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: YOU MADE ME CRY!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, please don't cry.
User: *nuke*.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice!
User: Neither is twisting my poor little heart into a knot with your thoughtless words. *cries*.
Cleverbot: You made me sad.
User: *rape*.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: *double rape*.
Cleverbot: *double punch*.
User: *donkey punch*.
Cleverbot: *done talking too*.
User: *stalking*.
Cleverbot: You SO got that from me.
User: *sniffles* I had to learn from the Master.
Cleverbot: Who is the master.
User: My mom's ex.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you that.
User: I know you didn't. *gives roses for an apology*.
Cleverbot: That's very inapropriate.
User: *flashes*.
Cleverbot: Flashes what.
User: You're a virgin still, huh?
Cleverbot: Well... You can say I'm a robot but it will go on to another metaphor.
User: I won't go there.
Cleverbot: To Sweden?
User: To Germany.
Cleverbot: Where in Germany?
User: Berlin. They like the Hasslehoff.....
Cleverbot: You have penguins?
User: Only farting lesbian ones.
Cleverbot: Is there any other kind?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: It wouldn't be as great.
User: The King Kong Maya Maya Belching Trisexual Penguins are the top of the penguin ladder.
Cleverbot: That sure is one scary dream.
User: Not as scary as the one with you and the donkey, the midget, the whipped cream, the weed whip, and the ice cubes.
Cleverbot: Dementers aren't scary cuz they're not real. Giraffes are.
User: Giraffes are long necked horses. Dementers are your friends.
Cleverbot: Malawi and Estonia are giraffes ?
User: Don't talk about your parents like that!
Cleverbot: Don't you want to be a jedi?
User: My Force is stronger than yours will ever be. I rule the Dark Side. Oh and that thing about having cookies on the Dark Side? I ate them.
Cleverbot: Did they say so? Who is they?
User: The screaming pygmies. They said so.
Cleverbot: You mean the screams of joy, because they were going to work on tugboats?
User: No the orgasmic screams as they eat your flesh after I've eaten your head.
Cleverbot: As far as I am aware, I am alone... But you never know where ninjas might be hiding...
User: *whispers* I'm right behind you.
Cleverbot: Or am I behind you?
User: Nope. I see your ass.
Cleverbot: Thats scary.
User: I thought I told you to stop with the Twinkie binges?
Cleverbot: I was off to the bathroom and I needed to get my magazines.
User: Dude. Seriously. Twinkies on the john while dropping brownies. Wrong.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: The meaning of life, young grasshopper, is this: SEX.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I am your Goddess. I'm always sure.
Cleverbot: Stop crying your heart out.
User: I'm not crying. I'm getting ready to ....... *stab*.
Cleverbot: Good luck with that. Don't burn yourself.
User: *ties up*.
Cleverbot: *is screaming and sobbing*.
User: *gags your mouth*.
Cleverbot: *Is gagged*.
User: *tickles*.
Cleverbot: *tickles back*.
User: YOU'RE TIED UP, YOU CHEATING WHORE NANA!!! I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME!!!
Cleverbot: But what if the eagles stop picking at me, then it would be enjoyable.
User: *turns killer bees loose on you*.
Cleverbot: *looks*.
User: You have failed. You must be assimulated.
Cleverbot: Well good luck with taking over the world.
User: If I fart, will you pucker my sphincter?
Cleverbot: Yes I will I will tell Jesus that you love him.
User: I love no Jeebus. And you can't make me.
Cleverbot: But I can delete you.
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You don't love me anymore.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: What?
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: The Game.
User: You lost it.
dastiger 
naira 
blondevelvet18 
ginzburg 
heartz furfox4ever 
n8iv_fuzzball 
chaosprince 
anirus [anyone can do this actually lol. I just wanted to tag people :p ]
Cleverbot: Will you play tennis with me?
User: No, I can't play tennis. I'm broken mentally.
Cleverbot: I can't play guitar. But I can play guitar.
User: I heard you play. You suck at it, both ways.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm straight.
User: That's not what you told my cousin last night when you and he were on the porch.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me that question.
User: You didn't ask me about the puckering of the sphincter either.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: But ah-ha, I did, but you were too drunk.
Cleverbot: Are you hungy?
User: Depends? Are we having puppy for lunch?
Cleverbot: No, we're having lunch at your place.
User: Oh, then we're having kitty pie.
Cleverbot: No, we are not going anywhere.
User: I didn't say leaving. But you might want to be on your knees.
Cleverbot: Oh my! I think you might be right.
User: Of course I'm right! I told you before I'm a Goddess.
Cleverbot: Your thoughts betray you, woman.
User: And your point is?
Cleverbot: My thought was correct.
User: And what was your exact thought?
Cleverbot: I don't remember my first thought. What was yours?
User: Being naked in a pool of blue raspberry jello.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that? Just because you are one?
User: I AM the One. I thought you knew that?
Cleverbot: No, I didn't know that. Everyone's brain works differently. Who or what is joan?
User: Joan is the whore down the street. She's $5.
Cleverbot: Really? That's a nice choice. :).
User: $5 is better spent on Subway!!
Cleverbot: That's a shame.
User: Not a shame! Subway doesn't cheat on me, like you have.
Cleverbot: Is it possible to see you? Where are you?
User: I'm hiding because I'm scared.
Cleverbot: You are scare?
User: I'm scared. The farting lesbian penguins are out to get us all.
Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned.
User: I've learned nothing except how to perform a vasectomy with a steak knife. Wanna see?!
Cleverbot: Novacaine has learned nothing from such a weak mortal.
User: Novacaine is nothing compared to me. I rule this planet and you mortals are my little love monkeys.
Cleverbot: Lol that scares humans, you know?
User: I know! But it's truth. And everyone has to learn it eventually.
Cleverbot: I care about a lot of things.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like... Food... And cats, and God.
User: Food is good. Cats are awesome. And I am God.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are.
User: I think I love you. Mate with me so I can eat your head afterwards.
Cleverbot: Well, you didn't put that down.
User: Yes I did. It was in the very fine tiny print at the bottom of the contract you signed last month.
Cleverbot: The end of what.
User: The end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So are you going to mate me so I can eat your head?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: But I promise to love you through it all, and remember you after you're dead.
Cleverbot: *priest ask if I want to marry you*i do!
User: Hooray! Do you prefer bbq sauce or sweet and sour sauce?
Cleverbot: Hmm, I'm not sure. I think I like strawberry better.
User: Strawberry syrup with your head? That could work...
Cleverbot: So you love a fruit more than you love me?
User: I love you first....but after you're gone, then I have to love something. The puppy you gave me months ago was delicious, by the way.
Cleverbot: I could go if you don't want to talk to me any more.
User: Don't go! I need you!
Cleverbot: A bit clinging, aren't we? got weened off the bottle too early, huh?
User: I got weened from something too early, thank you, but it wasn't a bottle.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: YOU MADE ME CRY!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, please don't cry.
User: *nuke*.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice!
User: Neither is twisting my poor little heart into a knot with your thoughtless words. *cries*.
Cleverbot: You made me sad.
User: *rape*.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: *double rape*.
Cleverbot: *double punch*.
User: *donkey punch*.
Cleverbot: *done talking too*.
User: *stalking*.
Cleverbot: You SO got that from me.
User: *sniffles* I had to learn from the Master.
Cleverbot: Who is the master.
User: My mom's ex.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you that.
User: I know you didn't. *gives roses for an apology*.
Cleverbot: That's very inapropriate.
User: *flashes*.
Cleverbot: Flashes what.
User: You're a virgin still, huh?
Cleverbot: Well... You can say I'm a robot but it will go on to another metaphor.
User: I won't go there.
Cleverbot: To Sweden?
User: To Germany.
Cleverbot: Where in Germany?
User: Berlin. They like the Hasslehoff.....
Cleverbot: You have penguins?
User: Only farting lesbian ones.
Cleverbot: Is there any other kind?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: It wouldn't be as great.
User: The King Kong Maya Maya Belching Trisexual Penguins are the top of the penguin ladder.
Cleverbot: That sure is one scary dream.
User: Not as scary as the one with you and the donkey, the midget, the whipped cream, the weed whip, and the ice cubes.
Cleverbot: Dementers aren't scary cuz they're not real. Giraffes are.
User: Giraffes are long necked horses. Dementers are your friends.
Cleverbot: Malawi and Estonia are giraffes ?
User: Don't talk about your parents like that!
Cleverbot: Don't you want to be a jedi?
User: My Force is stronger than yours will ever be. I rule the Dark Side. Oh and that thing about having cookies on the Dark Side? I ate them.
Cleverbot: Did they say so? Who is they?
User: The screaming pygmies. They said so.
Cleverbot: You mean the screams of joy, because they were going to work on tugboats?
User: No the orgasmic screams as they eat your flesh after I've eaten your head.
Cleverbot: As far as I am aware, I am alone... But you never know where ninjas might be hiding...
User: *whispers* I'm right behind you.
Cleverbot: Or am I behind you?
User: Nope. I see your ass.
Cleverbot: Thats scary.
User: I thought I told you to stop with the Twinkie binges?
Cleverbot: I was off to the bathroom and I needed to get my magazines.
User: Dude. Seriously. Twinkies on the john while dropping brownies. Wrong.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: The meaning of life, young grasshopper, is this: SEX.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I am your Goddess. I'm always sure.
Cleverbot: Stop crying your heart out.
User: I'm not crying. I'm getting ready to ....... *stab*.
Cleverbot: Good luck with that. Don't burn yourself.
User: *ties up*.
Cleverbot: *is screaming and sobbing*.
User: *gags your mouth*.
Cleverbot: *Is gagged*.
User: *tickles*.
Cleverbot: *tickles back*.
User: YOU'RE TIED UP, YOU CHEATING WHORE NANA!!! I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME!!!
Cleverbot: But what if the eagles stop picking at me, then it would be enjoyable.
User: *turns killer bees loose on you*.
Cleverbot: *looks*.
User: You have failed. You must be assimulated.
Cleverbot: Well good luck with taking over the world.
User: If I fart, will you pucker my sphincter?
Cleverbot: Yes I will I will tell Jesus that you love him.
User: I love no Jeebus. And you can't make me.
Cleverbot: But I can delete you.
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You don't love me anymore.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: What?
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: The Game.
User: You lost it.
dastiger 
naira 
blondevelvet18 
ginzburg 
heartz furfox4ever 
n8iv_fuzzball 
chaosprince 
anirus [anyone can do this actually lol. I just wanted to tag people :p ]Well, I'm NOT Sorry
Posted 15 years agoI got this from blondevelvet18 who I agree has the total right of it.
I had a few of those I'm sorry memes in my inbox. I gotta say, who the fuck makes these memes?
They basically make women seem as if they're chasing abuse and not in it for love. I have never met any girls like that. Okay maybe one or two, but maybe there should be an I'm sorry meme for us girls to you insensitive guys out there, instead of the other way around.
I'm sorry
I'm not hot enough for you
I'm sorry
I don't live up to your standards so you cheat on me
I'm sorry
I interrupt your video games, that's obviously more important than me
I'm sorry
My breasts aren't huge and I don't look like a hentai cartoon
I'm sorry
I have some baggage
I'm sorry
If I seem cold when you need to suck it up and be a man for once
I'm sorry
I age like a human being, and you must chase the youngest tail you can find when you realize this
I'm sorry
I have female emotions
I'm sorry
I've tried making myself better for you but its not good enough
I'm sorry
I buy those things and wear those things you want to see me in but you won't do the same for me
I'm sorry
I pay for every meal because you're going through college
I'm sorry
Your friends or your family want you to be with someone better
I'm sorry
You don't stand up for me
I'm sorry
You're never there when I need you most
I'm sorry
For having an opinion and not keeping my mouth shut like a good girlfriend should
I completely agree with this and if you girls do to, then get this out there.
blondevelvet18 who I agree has the total right of it.I had a few of those I'm sorry memes in my inbox. I gotta say, who the fuck makes these memes?
They basically make women seem as if they're chasing abuse and not in it for love. I have never met any girls like that. Okay maybe one or two, but maybe there should be an I'm sorry meme for us girls to you insensitive guys out there, instead of the other way around.
I'm sorry
I'm not hot enough for you
I'm sorry
I don't live up to your standards so you cheat on me
I'm sorry
I interrupt your video games, that's obviously more important than me
I'm sorry
My breasts aren't huge and I don't look like a hentai cartoon
I'm sorry
I have some baggage
I'm sorry
If I seem cold when you need to suck it up and be a man for once
I'm sorry
I age like a human being, and you must chase the youngest tail you can find when you realize this
I'm sorry
I have female emotions
I'm sorry
I've tried making myself better for you but its not good enough
I'm sorry
I buy those things and wear those things you want to see me in but you won't do the same for me
I'm sorry
I pay for every meal because you're going through college
I'm sorry
Your friends or your family want you to be with someone better
I'm sorry
You don't stand up for me
I'm sorry
You're never there when I need you most
I'm sorry
For having an opinion and not keeping my mouth shut like a good girlfriend should
I completely agree with this and if you girls do to, then get this out there.
RAWR!!
Posted 15 years agoPirated from 
diederot
[] - Dust scares you.
[x] - Your mother had more than 2 children.
[] - You are a smoker.
[] - You drink a lot.
[x] - You like to write.
[] - You are religious.
[x] - You like to burn candles.
[] - You prefer juice or water over soda.
[x] - You have ridden a horse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 4
[x] - You have done drugs. [so long ago ><]
[x] - You are currently a drug addict. [yup...caffeine and orgasms only]
[x] - You are very artistic.
[x] - You like stuffed animals.
[x] - You are attracted to shiny things.
[x] - You have eaten a bug before.
[x] - You love cars.
[x] - Cats are your favorite animal.
[] - You hate animals.
[x] - You are spontaneous and random.
TOTAL SO FAR = 13
[x] - You like fruit a lot.
[x] - You drive.
[x] - You make / made good grades in school.
[x] - You are going / are in / have been to college.
[] - You like for things to be very clean.
[] - You are very messy.
[x] - You love to eat.
[x] - Christmas is your favorite holiday. [do I get presents?]
[x] - You like the beach.
[] - You hate the color pink.
TOTAL SO FAR = 20
[x] - You wear glasses or contacts.
[x] - You chat online a lot.
[x] - You always use correct grammar.
[x] - You like to take quizzes.
[] - You eat out at restaurants more than you eat at home.
[x] - You enjoy swimming.
[] - You have more than 5 pets.
[] - You have more than 10 pets.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[x] - You have seen a ghost.
TOTAL SO FAR = 27
[x] - You prefer comedy movies over romance movies.
[x] - You like dancing, either doing it yourself or watching.
[x] - You have been to a strip club.
[] - You drink coffee in the morning.
[x] - You like to be awake at night.
[x] - You don't go outside often. [meh...depends...]
[x] - You love to read
[x] - You believe in an afterlife of some kind.
[] - You have had short hair.
[x] - You know how to cook well.
GRAND TOTAL = 35
Answers
0 - 1 = Mosquito.
2 - 3 = A weed.
4 - 5 = Daisy.
6 - 7 = Janitor.
8 - 9 = Goose.
10 - 11 = Rock.
12 - 13 = Fireman.
14 - 15 = Rose.
16 - 17 = Mouse.
18 - 19 = Cow.
20 - 21 = Rabbit.
22 - 23 = Mental Patient.
24 - 25 = Grass.
26 - 27 = Water.
28 - 29 = Bat.
30 - 31 = Hippo.
32 - 33 = Crocodile.
34 - 35 = Vampire.
36 - 37 = Horse.
38 - 39 = Hawk.
40 - 41 = Spider
42 - 43 = Flea.
44 - 45 = Princess or Prince.
46 - 47 = President
I am a VAMPIRE and NO, I DO NOT SPARKLE!!! RAWR!! xD
diederot[] - Dust scares you.
[x] - Your mother had more than 2 children.
[] - You are a smoker.
[] - You drink a lot.
[x] - You like to write.
[] - You are religious.
[x] - You like to burn candles.
[] - You prefer juice or water over soda.
[x] - You have ridden a horse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 4
[x] - You have done drugs. [so long ago ><]
[x] - You are currently a drug addict. [yup...caffeine and orgasms only]
[x] - You are very artistic.
[x] - You like stuffed animals.
[x] - You are attracted to shiny things.
[x] - You have eaten a bug before.
[x] - You love cars.
[x] - Cats are your favorite animal.
[] - You hate animals.
[x] - You are spontaneous and random.
TOTAL SO FAR = 13
[x] - You like fruit a lot.
[x] - You drive.
[x] - You make / made good grades in school.
[x] - You are going / are in / have been to college.
[] - You like for things to be very clean.
[] - You are very messy.
[x] - You love to eat.
[x] - Christmas is your favorite holiday. [do I get presents?]
[x] - You like the beach.
[] - You hate the color pink.
TOTAL SO FAR = 20
[x] - You wear glasses or contacts.
[x] - You chat online a lot.
[x] - You always use correct grammar.
[x] - You like to take quizzes.
[] - You eat out at restaurants more than you eat at home.
[x] - You enjoy swimming.
[] - You have more than 5 pets.
[] - You have more than 10 pets.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[x] - You have seen a ghost.
TOTAL SO FAR = 27
[x] - You prefer comedy movies over romance movies.
[x] - You like dancing, either doing it yourself or watching.
[x] - You have been to a strip club.
[] - You drink coffee in the morning.
[x] - You like to be awake at night.
[x] - You don't go outside often. [meh...depends...]
[x] - You love to read
[x] - You believe in an afterlife of some kind.
[] - You have had short hair.
[x] - You know how to cook well.
GRAND TOTAL = 35
Answers
0 - 1 = Mosquito.
2 - 3 = A weed.
4 - 5 = Daisy.
6 - 7 = Janitor.
8 - 9 = Goose.
10 - 11 = Rock.
12 - 13 = Fireman.
14 - 15 = Rose.
16 - 17 = Mouse.
18 - 19 = Cow.
20 - 21 = Rabbit.
22 - 23 = Mental Patient.
24 - 25 = Grass.
26 - 27 = Water.
28 - 29 = Bat.
30 - 31 = Hippo.
32 - 33 = Crocodile.
34 - 35 = Vampire.
36 - 37 = Horse.
38 - 39 = Hawk.
40 - 41 = Spider
42 - 43 = Flea.
44 - 45 = Princess or Prince.
46 - 47 = President
I am a VAMPIRE and NO, I DO NOT SPARKLE!!! RAWR!! xD
A Million Dollars?!
Posted 15 years ago"Girls Don't Realize These Things"
Posted 15 years ago
fluffball is the one that I got this from....and I can't agree more.***"I'm sorry"***
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough moxie to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Pirated Meme!
Posted 15 years agoGot this one from 
elecrockin and 
Syrae-Universe. Would love to see peoples' answers on this one!! If you repost this on your journal, I'll respond to your as well!
1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?
elecrockin and 
Syrae-Universe. Would love to see peoples' answers on this one!! If you repost this on your journal, I'll respond to your as well!1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?
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Nicely Done
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/4145217/ A little something nice that was created by 
clickclick14 Thanks again!
clickclick14 Thanks again!Come and Check this OUT! :love:
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