Dude bro. I'm still up.
Posted 13 years agoI'm still up.
What the FUCK?!?!?!?
Anyone still alive out there?
What the FUCK?!?!?!?
Anyone still alive out there?
On SOPA-PIPA
Posted 13 years agoThe memes are hilarious. The protests are necessary. The black outs are a clear message to the government.
But, if this truly offends you, it is not enough. If you rightfully fear for the sanctity of the internet. Of this website. Of art, communication, truth, and liberty, then making a few jokes is not going to be enough to stop this from happening.
Call your senators. There are lists of their phone numbers all over the internet. Tell them, as their constituents, that you disagree with this bill and will not support them for reelection if they vote to support this bill.
IF you can't find your senators number, leave your state in the comments box and I will find it for you. But only if you promise that, tomorrow, you will take 15 minutes out of your day to give them a phone call and make a real, lasting change in your government.
Thank you for reading this post. I realize it's a bit more soap-boxy then I normally tend to put on a furry art website, but I felt that this was needed.
Truly,
Kigs
PS:
Kigs for Senator.
But, if this truly offends you, it is not enough. If you rightfully fear for the sanctity of the internet. Of this website. Of art, communication, truth, and liberty, then making a few jokes is not going to be enough to stop this from happening.
Call your senators. There are lists of their phone numbers all over the internet. Tell them, as their constituents, that you disagree with this bill and will not support them for reelection if they vote to support this bill.
IF you can't find your senators number, leave your state in the comments box and I will find it for you. But only if you promise that, tomorrow, you will take 15 minutes out of your day to give them a phone call and make a real, lasting change in your government.
Thank you for reading this post. I realize it's a bit more soap-boxy then I normally tend to put on a furry art website, but I felt that this was needed.
Truly,
Kigs
PS:
Kigs for Senator.
Airu and Jace
Posted 13 years agoOMG My friends are talking to each other. So weird!
I guess that's what happens at FC.
It's actually happened a few times since this con; I'll go to one of my friend's pages, and find a friend from an ENTIRELY different circle of friends posting on their wall.
I feel like the world is shrinking.
I guess that's what happens at FC.
It's actually happened a few times since this con; I'll go to one of my friend's pages, and find a friend from an ENTIRELY different circle of friends posting on their wall.
I feel like the world is shrinking.
Dear Artists; Thank You
Posted 13 years agoTo the artists on my list,
Thanks for the art. I've seen a lot of bitchin' stuff tonight and it's got me crazy motivated to draw more. I think I'll pump out some of my own stuff before I pick up another batch of commissions.
Thanks for the art. I've seen a lot of bitchin' stuff tonight and it's got me crazy motivated to draw more. I think I'll pump out some of my own stuff before I pick up another batch of commissions.
Back from FC 2012
Posted 13 years agoHad a blast. Did a TON of art.
Our table did fairly well. People seemed to like the combination of adorable cute things and grim-dark. This is also the first year where I feel like I have enough confidence in my art that I don't feel like I'm over charging anymore. My only regret is that I took a bit too much homework and ended up getting pretty back logged.
Sitting by
lizardbeth and
greencat was also a great atmosphere.
cindee and Enzo kept us productive and everyone seemed to get along great. Derps flowed like water. Tons of jokes were made. At one point, Cindee, Green Cat, Liz, and myself were racing against each other doing $1 speed sketches, which got quite an audience.
All around, I had a complete blast and I'm sad that it's over so quickly.
Wish I had more time to spend with Mala, Lady Foxgloves, Erin, and Mel. But, I at least did get to see them.
If you purchased something from me and have a scanner, link me to the file, or email it to me, and I will totally upload it to my gallery.
Ciao for now. I didn't sleep last night, so I'm ready to crash.
Truly,
Kigs
Our table did fairly well. People seemed to like the combination of adorable cute things and grim-dark. This is also the first year where I feel like I have enough confidence in my art that I don't feel like I'm over charging anymore. My only regret is that I took a bit too much homework and ended up getting pretty back logged.
Sitting by



All around, I had a complete blast and I'm sad that it's over so quickly.
Wish I had more time to spend with Mala, Lady Foxgloves, Erin, and Mel. But, I at least did get to see them.
If you purchased something from me and have a scanner, link me to the file, or email it to me, and I will totally upload it to my gallery.
Ciao for now. I didn't sleep last night, so I'm ready to crash.
Truly,
Kigs
The Flock Approaches
Posted 13 years agoOff to FC. Should be there around 10pm tonight.
Send me an email if we should have each other's numbers. I have a new phone, so I might have lost yours.
ravenink[at]gmail.com
Too all the other birdbrains out there: Drinks must be had. Let's try to meet up at the local pub Saturday night and we can have a Murder. Or a Parliament; depends what your flavor is.
Truly,
Kigs
Send me an email if we should have each other's numbers. I have a new phone, so I might have lost yours.
ravenink[at]gmail.com
Too all the other birdbrains out there: Drinks must be had. Let's try to meet up at the local pub Saturday night and we can have a Murder. Or a Parliament; depends what your flavor is.
Truly,
Kigs
My table at FC
Posted 13 years agoI'll be at table 54 with
greencat!
Drop by and say hi. I'll be offering $1 quick sketches, in addition to the usual assortment of badges, inked pics, ponies, glowsticks, etc
But, the most important thing is that our table is awesome and you should come hang out. We won't bite.
...well... most likely.
-Kigs

Drop by and say hi. I'll be offering $1 quick sketches, in addition to the usual assortment of badges, inked pics, ponies, glowsticks, etc
But, the most important thing is that our table is awesome and you should come hang out. We won't bite.
...well... most likely.
-Kigs
Your BRAIN on the INTERNET
Posted 13 years agoThere seems to be a point on the internet where your brain just... turns off.
I realized that I hit this point as I was munching on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and watching a video of a robotic ketchup bottle skirting ketchup into hot dogs while a man played the 20th century fox theme on a whistle... and didn't thing this strange.
I think part of me just died. Or, if not died, was swallowed into the depths of the internet. Farewell, piece of me. May you experience glorious times amongst the net's endless ether.
I realized that I hit this point as I was munching on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and watching a video of a robotic ketchup bottle skirting ketchup into hot dogs while a man played the 20th century fox theme on a whistle... and didn't thing this strange.
I think part of me just died. Or, if not died, was swallowed into the depths of the internet. Farewell, piece of me. May you experience glorious times amongst the net's endless ether.
FC 2012 Rave
Posted 13 years agoWill feature large art by yours truly.
We finished putting on sheets today. It came out SUPER amazing. I'm really happy with it. :D
We finished putting on sheets today. It came out SUPER amazing. I'm really happy with it. :D
Cheap Pre-FC Badges
Posted 13 years agoTaking a few FC badges to warm up for the great convention prep.
So, for you quick and lucky folks, I'm doing a quick round of digital Badges for $20!
Send details to ravenink@gmail.com.
Pieces may be picked up at FC. I'll likely print out an extra copy and use them as examples.
-Kigs
So, for you quick and lucky folks, I'm doing a quick round of digital Badges for $20!
Send details to ravenink@gmail.com.
Pieces may be picked up at FC. I'll likely print out an extra copy and use them as examples.
-Kigs
FurCon 2012 (Meme). It approaches.
Posted 13 years agoHello everyone. I figured I would take a crack this meme.
Where are you staying?
In the Rafters.
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Chained to my table in the dealers den with
greencat
Who will you be with?
cindee and
greencat. Or wandering around drunk. Or dancing.
Do you do free art?
Only after I've made enough money to pay for my convention expenses.
Do you do trades?
See above.
Do you do commissions?
This is, in fact, what I will be doing most of the con. :)
Feel free to drop by the table and hang out; some of my stuff is as cheap as a buck.
Do you have prints/ CDs ?
I'm actually trying to put together a CD of some old stand up comedy routines. But, I'm not sure if I'll be able to piece it together by the con, unfortunately.
What suits will you have?
No.
What is your sex?
Male
How tall are you?
6'
Can I touch you?
Only if I know you, and you have showered. I'm perfectly comfortable hugging a friend; random folks coming up and breaking my space bubble can get me a bit... well... Let's just say that I don't respond well to it.
OH, that reminds me. DO NOT sneak up on me. Seriously. I get jumpy.
Can I talk to you?
TOTALLY. All the time. Come hang out at my table.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Yup. As many as you want. I've also been known to draw art for drinks. Gin and tonic is my favorite, ;)
Do you smoke?
Cigarettes, yes. Weed, no. American Spirits, if anyone is interested.
Can I give you lots of money?
Please do. I respond well to money.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Let's just say no.
Are you nice?
I am very easy to talk too. I'm also a giant asshole. It really depends on if you're nice or not.
Can I buy you food and/or eat meals with you?
I'm really going to have to play this one by ear. Feel free to invite me out to dinner, but it really depends on what my roommates want to do.
Can I give you presents?
Hrrrm..... what kind of presents?
Can I hang with you in your room?
Naw. We've pretty much set up our room as a safe haven to return too after the chaos of the convention. I need someplace to recharge my batteries before I SPAZ OUT and draw countless foxes, wolves, and ponies.
Can I dance with you at the dances?
Fuck. Yes. I love to dance. But, heads up, I'm not that great at dancing w/ people.
Can I invite you to parties?
I don't plan that far in advance.
- Cliquey?
Depends on your definition of cliquey. I'm cool talking or hanging out with pretty much everyone. But, sometimes, i just want to spend some time with my friends from across the country.
- Personality Type
Very outgoing. Funny. Apple.
- Will you get anything commissioned?
It depends if I have any spare cash; I'm going to be pretty busy paying off the hotel room.
- How can I get your attention?
...with my name?
-Panels?
I HAVE NO IDEA! I may, or may not, be doing Stand Up Comedy this year; FC hasn't really gotten back to me either way.
Normally, I'd say that means no. But, two years ago, I showed up to discover that I was doing comedy. Without having sent in an application. So, we'll see how it goes.
Where are you staying?
In the Rafters.
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Chained to my table in the dealers den with

Who will you be with?


Do you do free art?
Only after I've made enough money to pay for my convention expenses.
Do you do trades?
See above.
Do you do commissions?
This is, in fact, what I will be doing most of the con. :)
Feel free to drop by the table and hang out; some of my stuff is as cheap as a buck.
Do you have prints/ CDs ?
I'm actually trying to put together a CD of some old stand up comedy routines. But, I'm not sure if I'll be able to piece it together by the con, unfortunately.
What suits will you have?
No.
What is your sex?
Male
How tall are you?
6'
Can I touch you?
Only if I know you, and you have showered. I'm perfectly comfortable hugging a friend; random folks coming up and breaking my space bubble can get me a bit... well... Let's just say that I don't respond well to it.
OH, that reminds me. DO NOT sneak up on me. Seriously. I get jumpy.
Can I talk to you?
TOTALLY. All the time. Come hang out at my table.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Yup. As many as you want. I've also been known to draw art for drinks. Gin and tonic is my favorite, ;)
Do you smoke?
Cigarettes, yes. Weed, no. American Spirits, if anyone is interested.
Can I give you lots of money?
Please do. I respond well to money.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Let's just say no.
Are you nice?
I am very easy to talk too. I'm also a giant asshole. It really depends on if you're nice or not.
Can I buy you food and/or eat meals with you?
I'm really going to have to play this one by ear. Feel free to invite me out to dinner, but it really depends on what my roommates want to do.
Can I give you presents?
Hrrrm..... what kind of presents?
Can I hang with you in your room?
Naw. We've pretty much set up our room as a safe haven to return too after the chaos of the convention. I need someplace to recharge my batteries before I SPAZ OUT and draw countless foxes, wolves, and ponies.
Can I dance with you at the dances?
Fuck. Yes. I love to dance. But, heads up, I'm not that great at dancing w/ people.
Can I invite you to parties?
I don't plan that far in advance.
- Cliquey?
Depends on your definition of cliquey. I'm cool talking or hanging out with pretty much everyone. But, sometimes, i just want to spend some time with my friends from across the country.
- Personality Type
Very outgoing. Funny. Apple.
- Will you get anything commissioned?
It depends if I have any spare cash; I'm going to be pretty busy paying off the hotel room.
- How can I get your attention?
...with my name?
-Panels?
I HAVE NO IDEA! I may, or may not, be doing Stand Up Comedy this year; FC hasn't really gotten back to me either way.
Normally, I'd say that means no. But, two years ago, I showed up to discover that I was doing comedy. Without having sent in an application. So, we'll see how it goes.
Audio Editing
Posted 13 years agoDear Internet,
I totally started writing some new stand up comedy material today. It's been quite a while!
Thanks for Chaos, I've got a decent mic, and I can record it on audacity.
BUT, I must admit to being TERRIBLE with audio editing. Would anyone out there like to help me out and collaborate and putting together some recordings?
Truly,
Kigs
I totally started writing some new stand up comedy material today. It's been quite a while!
Thanks for Chaos, I've got a decent mic, and I can record it on audacity.
BUT, I must admit to being TERRIBLE with audio editing. Would anyone out there like to help me out and collaborate and putting together some recordings?
Truly,
Kigs
Nabyn!
Posted 14 years agoIt looks like I now have my very own Nabyn gallery!
I love the layout over there. Very clean and fast.
Go over there and add me if you have an account. :)
http://kigs.nabyn.com/
I love the layout over there. Very clean and fast.
Go over there and add me if you have an account. :)
http://kigs.nabyn.com/
OH SNAP 5,000 views
Posted 14 years agoI just noticed that I've hit 5,000 views on this gallery.
I know that's not much for some of you folks, but I figure it's a solid personal benchmark. Perhaps I should do something to celebrate.
Do you guys have any ideas? Cheap commissions today? "Thanks for the 5,000" views fanservice picture? Confetti? Ponies? Birds?
What do you ladies, and gentlemen, want to see from me?
Truly,
Kigs
I know that's not much for some of you folks, but I figure it's a solid personal benchmark. Perhaps I should do something to celebrate.
Do you guys have any ideas? Cheap commissions today? "Thanks for the 5,000" views fanservice picture? Confetti? Ponies? Birds?
What do you ladies, and gentlemen, want to see from me?
Truly,
Kigs
Bleary eyed and Floofy Tailed
Posted 14 years agoI'm awake.
Tired as hell, but awake. Last night involved a bit more Vodka (See: Bad Vodka) than I had intended.
The world currently hates me. Hopefully, this fades as the day goes on. Oiu.
Truly,
Kigs
Tired as hell, but awake. Last night involved a bit more Vodka (See: Bad Vodka) than I had intended.
The world currently hates me. Hopefully, this fades as the day goes on. Oiu.
Truly,
Kigs
Shameless, shameless furries
Posted 14 years agoThis picture is officially the most viewed image on my gallery:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6546493/
Oooooh, you people. I adore you. But, I also roll my eyes at you.
Truly,
Kigs
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6546493/
Oooooh, you people. I adore you. But, I also roll my eyes at you.
Truly,
Kigs
Rent
Posted 14 years agoCrap.
I'm seriously 10 bucks short for rent.
Anyone want a discount inked picture? :3
-Kigs
I'm seriously 10 bucks short for rent.
Anyone want a discount inked picture? :3
-Kigs
A Spiffy New Commission Form!
Posted 14 years agoHello everybody,
I went ahead and spruced up an easy to use form for commissions. This should keep me organized and make it much easier to submit the information on your character.
Check it out here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet.....VFV6NjRMcWc6MQ
Brought too you by the power of Google Docs. *Flex*
If you're interested in grabbing a quick sketch or something, go check it out.
Even if you aren't, I'd appreciate if a couple folks could go poke at that form to make sure that it's working properly. Let me know if I'm missing any important categories or if there's anything else that you'd like to see in there.
Any feedback is appreciated. :)
Truly,
Kigs
PS:
How do you make a hotlink on FA? Is there a list of commonly used FA codes floating around somewhere?
I went ahead and spruced up an easy to use form for commissions. This should keep me organized and make it much easier to submit the information on your character.
Check it out here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet.....VFV6NjRMcWc6MQ
Brought too you by the power of Google Docs. *Flex*
If you're interested in grabbing a quick sketch or something, go check it out.
Even if you aren't, I'd appreciate if a couple folks could go poke at that form to make sure that it's working properly. Let me know if I'm missing any important categories or if there's anything else that you'd like to see in there.
Any feedback is appreciated. :)
Truly,
Kigs
PS:
How do you make a hotlink on FA? Is there a list of commonly used FA codes floating around somewhere?
Upload incoming
Posted 14 years agoAbout to upload a backlog of sketches and doodles.
Stay tuned. :D
Truly,
Kigs
Stay tuned. :D
Truly,
Kigs
Comissions
Posted 14 years agoI'm almost DONE with my commissions!
1) Full color TF Series
2) Badge for Zimwolf
3) Wolfwings full color
4) Cindee badge, color, and derp
Unfortunately, my Wacom pen has BITTEN THE DUST. It's stuck and I need to get a new one. The inks are done on the current commissions.
As a result, I am now open to sketch, ink, derp, and real media commissions so I can get a new Wacom pen.
Sketches are $10. Inks are $20. Badges are $20.
I'm opening five slots to covers the costs. Commissions will be scanned and emailed to you, or mailed to you for standard mailing costs. Alternatively, I could also hand them to you at next FC or whenever is convenient if you're in California. :D
Five slots. Comment with your email and I'll email you payment info and get details from you. I could really use the money, so these will be deeply appreciated.
Truly,
Kigs
1) Full color TF Series
2) Badge for Zimwolf
3) Wolfwings full color
4) Cindee badge, color, and derp
Unfortunately, my Wacom pen has BITTEN THE DUST. It's stuck and I need to get a new one. The inks are done on the current commissions.
As a result, I am now open to sketch, ink, derp, and real media commissions so I can get a new Wacom pen.
Sketches are $10. Inks are $20. Badges are $20.
I'm opening five slots to covers the costs. Commissions will be scanned and emailed to you, or mailed to you for standard mailing costs. Alternatively, I could also hand them to you at next FC or whenever is convenient if you're in California. :D
Five slots. Comment with your email and I'll email you payment info and get details from you. I could really use the money, so these will be deeply appreciated.
Truly,
Kigs
Why do you internet?
Posted 14 years agoWe're all steeped in fantasy.
Games. Art. Characters.
Why do you do it? What drives you here? What void does it fill?
I want to know. Then I'll tell you my reason.
-Kigs
Games. Art. Characters.
Why do you do it? What drives you here? What void does it fill?
I want to know. Then I'll tell you my reason.
-Kigs
Quick Comish to fund Valentine's Day
Posted 14 years agoI finally have some time to plow through some commissions this weekend.
Anyone interested in a sketch, ink or badge?
All funds will go towards ensuring that I can take my girlfriend out and do something for Valentine's Day. :)
-Kigs
Anyone interested in a sketch, ink or badge?
All funds will go towards ensuring that I can take my girlfriend out and do something for Valentine's Day. :)
-Kigs
Over 4k
Posted 14 years agoIt may not seem like much to some of you pageview moogles out there, but I just hit over 4k Pageviews.
Thanks guys! I'm glad that you like what I've done and hope to keep up the pace.
-Kigs
Thanks guys! I'm glad that you like what I've done and hope to keep up the pace.
-Kigs
Back from FC
Posted 14 years agoFinally back from Con and at a computer.
HOLY SHIT THIS YEAR WAS AWESOME!
It was a blast meeting new people and having some time to hang out with my good friends. Several of you also met
cindee this year, so I can no longer pretend that I don't have a girlfriend who is waaaay cooler than I am.
There were WAAAAAY too many people this year too list them all, so let me just thank a few especially amazing people.
Special thanks goes to
rainedog,
orv,
greencat, Frankie,
likeshine, and
ladyfoxglove for showing Cindee that the con does have some pretty normal, awesome, professional people in it. You guys seriously kept me sane and I couldn't ask for better friends to hang out with at the conventions.
I definitely sold more artwork at this convention than at any previously. I'm finally starting to feel confident as an artist and I think I'm starting to pick up some fans. Also, Devin and I had no less than three dozen people come up to us this Con asking if we're doing Stand Up Comedy. With this much random support and an obvious public outcry, I am pleased to announce that:
Stand Up Comedy show will return at FC 2012.
Devin, Patrick, and Myself are already confirmed. Which means that we may have one slot to fill for the show next year. Start peer pressuring Spazfox to drive down and join us; I miss doing shows with him.
Also, on the Stand Up Comedy front, I have also decided that I am going to put together a CD (and maybe a DVD) for the next convention I go to. Right now, it's looking like RainFurrest and AnthroCon are the two prospects. If someone can hook me up with a table or a show at these cons, it will greatly increase my chances of being able to attend.
Finally, on the convention front, I am now accepting Commissions to fund my trip to these other conventions. I must emphasize; I can't do stand up at these conventions unless I can afford to fly there. :(
SO, if you want to get your hands on some horridly under-priced awesome art, send me a note or comment on this journal. Since it's after the con, I can actually take digital color commissions again. I'm open too:
-Sketches $10
-Ink $15
-Digital Color $25
-Digital Badges $20
-Simple Badges $10
Those are all priced for single characters. But, I can easily negotiate for multiple characters, backgrounds, or really whatever you would like.
WHOAH that was a big post. I'll wrap it up here so you folks can get back to surfing FA.
Thank you for reading this post. It was awesome seeing you guys at the con, and THANK YOU for showing me how many fans are out there. It's very encouraging and helps motivate me to pump out more awesome material for you guys. :)
Until next time,
Ciao.
-Kigs
HOLY SHIT THIS YEAR WAS AWESOME!
It was a blast meeting new people and having some time to hang out with my good friends. Several of you also met

There were WAAAAAY too many people this year too list them all, so let me just thank a few especially amazing people.
Special thanks goes to





I definitely sold more artwork at this convention than at any previously. I'm finally starting to feel confident as an artist and I think I'm starting to pick up some fans. Also, Devin and I had no less than three dozen people come up to us this Con asking if we're doing Stand Up Comedy. With this much random support and an obvious public outcry, I am pleased to announce that:
Stand Up Comedy show will return at FC 2012.
Devin, Patrick, and Myself are already confirmed. Which means that we may have one slot to fill for the show next year. Start peer pressuring Spazfox to drive down and join us; I miss doing shows with him.
Also, on the Stand Up Comedy front, I have also decided that I am going to put together a CD (and maybe a DVD) for the next convention I go to. Right now, it's looking like RainFurrest and AnthroCon are the two prospects. If someone can hook me up with a table or a show at these cons, it will greatly increase my chances of being able to attend.
Finally, on the convention front, I am now accepting Commissions to fund my trip to these other conventions. I must emphasize; I can't do stand up at these conventions unless I can afford to fly there. :(
SO, if you want to get your hands on some horridly under-priced awesome art, send me a note or comment on this journal. Since it's after the con, I can actually take digital color commissions again. I'm open too:
-Sketches $10
-Ink $15
-Digital Color $25
-Digital Badges $20
-Simple Badges $10
Those are all priced for single characters. But, I can easily negotiate for multiple characters, backgrounds, or really whatever you would like.
WHOAH that was a big post. I'll wrap it up here so you folks can get back to surfing FA.
Thank you for reading this post. It was awesome seeing you guys at the con, and THANK YOU for showing me how many fans are out there. It's very encouraging and helps motivate me to pump out more awesome material for you guys. :)
Until next time,
Ciao.
-Kigs
Heading to Further Confusion 2011!
Posted 14 years agoYup. I'll be there.
Look for this ugly mug:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....._4500978_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....._7050665_n.jpg
Alicia and I will be table'ing in the Marketplace. She will be doing face paints, and I will be offering my normal flavors of badges, artwork, and we have brewed up some jewelry for this year. Be sure to drop by and say hello.
No Stand Up Comedy gig this year, unfortunately. It just didn't come together.
On the bright side, if I can get my printer to work, I may be able to (shhh it's a super secret) get some comedy CDs for sale. We shall see.
Truly,
Kigs
Look for this ugly mug:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....._4500978_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....._7050665_n.jpg
Alicia and I will be table'ing in the Marketplace. She will be doing face paints, and I will be offering my normal flavors of badges, artwork, and we have brewed up some jewelry for this year. Be sure to drop by and say hello.
No Stand Up Comedy gig this year, unfortunately. It just didn't come together.
On the bright side, if I can get my printer to work, I may be able to (shhh it's a super secret) get some comedy CDs for sale. We shall see.
Truly,
Kigs