Instructions:
Start with 100% Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. ( )
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. (X)
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X) - Fuck you Mauldin, shit wasn't funny >:C
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (X)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (X) - to the end of the road and sat there for a few hours. Just to make them worry.
34. Broken a bone. (X)
35. Eaten sushi. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (X)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. ( )
40. Been in love. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%

41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (X)
45. Stabbed yourself. (X)
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (X)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%

51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X)
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (X) - Shouldn't have shot me with the water gun.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. ( )
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%


61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (X)
63. Stalked someone. (X)
64. Met a celebrity. (X)
65. Played an instrument. (X) - Does Recorder count?
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X) - Not in an emoish way.
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (X)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 39%

71. Got caught stealing something. (X)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. ( )
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (X)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (X)
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. (X) - ;D
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. (X)
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 33%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( ) - But I said if a friend had cancer that I would cut my dreads and paste them into her head like little negro macaroni art. >:

82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ( )
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. ( )
90. Danced like a whore. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 28%


91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (X) - Asian man at work calls me Obama, and he was dead serious. ._.
92. Been in a car accident. ( )
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. (X) - The kinky way ;D
96. Danced in the rain. (X) - Hurricane Gustav
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.(X)
100. Been raped. (X) - My first time, a girl name Mary. >:

Total %: 20%

8D

Tagged or something by  lemurlexi

Respond to this journal and I'll talk about you.

1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of. (No, not pokemon, animal.)
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname.
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal

[06:19:58PM] Kirok: I can type my name with my tongue
[06:19:59PM] Kirok: Watch
[06:20:12PM] Kirok: joshua
[06:20:14PM] Kirok: :D
[06:20:20PM] ???: :3 Good job!
[06:20:34PM] Kirok: I can do it with my nose too
[06:20:42PM] Kirok: jodkjua
[06:20:46PM] Kirok: D:
[06:20:57PM] Kirok: D:D:D:
[06:21:06PM] ???: Jodkjua? Sounds like a starwars name XD
[06:21:54PM] Kirok: D;
[06:22:02PM] Kirok: I can't type with my noose D;
[06:22:31PM] ???: But at least you can type with your tounge
[06:22:58PM] Kirok: yea but
[06:23:03PM] Kirok: my keys taste nasty D:
[06:23:31PM] Kirok: THEY TASTE LIKE EVERYTHING YOU DON'T WANT IN YOUR MOUTH SUDDENLY VOMIT IN IT AT THE SAME TIME
[06:23:46PM] ???: XDDDD

I should draw more

Jus sayin

Fucking D8<

1.) She's amazingly smart, like, no lie, I can't find anything she doesn't already know about. D:

2.) She's a lot more popular than she or a lot of people may think.

3.) She's scared to death to talk to people she does not know, but is infact more outgoing than me

4.) She has the most AMAZING blue eyes, like ever.

5.) It's quite impossible for her to be mean or an ass to anybody, but god help you if you get on her bad side. She'll grow a spine and slap you so hard with it D:

As far as tags go

You can all go chew a dick, or you can do this meme and be happy. c:

1. Who eats more?
I believe we eat mostly the same amount.

2. Who said “I love you” first?
She did

3. Who is the morning person?
She is by a long shot

4. Who sings better?
She does

5. Who’s older?
I am

6. Who’s smarter?
The girls like a walking wiki D:

7. Whose temper is worse?
Mine

8. Who does the laundry?
She does

9. Who does the dishes?.
She does

10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
She takes the wall (left side) and I'm in the right

11. Whose feet are bigger?
Mine

12. Whose hair is longer?
Hers

13. Who’s better with the computer?
Lolme

14. Do you have pets?
Too many D:

15. Who pays the bills?
We both do

16. Who cooks dinner?
She cooks<3

17. Who drives when you are together?
Jon lol

18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Umm depends

19. Who’s the most stubborn?
She is

20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Both

21. Whose family do you see more?
Hers

22. Who named your pet?
She did

23. Who kissed who first?
I kissed her

24. Who asked who out?
She asked me

25. What did you do on your first date?
We went to a Will's house with Tok and a few other people and a bottle of Jack had a party c:

26. Who’s more sensitive?
She is

27. Who’s taller?
Me c:

28. Who has more friends?
She does by far D:

29. Who has more siblings?
I doo

30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
The answer will get me killed. >:

I'm bored.

Here's something to do.

http://www.formspring.me/iKirok27

Damn 10,472 submissions, even more journals. Its been forever and a day since I've been on here.

Man I can't wait until I fix my tablet PC so I can draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw D':

c:

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! D:

Ok so, there's this chick that I work with, has a boyfriend. We met, shot the shit chilled and everything, but there was something about him I didn't like, couldn't put my finger on it. Just.. something inside.

Only to find out the mother fucker is my older brother who I haven't seen since I was in diapers. Though he has a twin brother, I haven't met him yet.

but here's the thing, I just found out, and he still don't know yet. >:3

I figure a nice way to break it to him would be "Yo faggot, you're my older brother"

CAN'T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW 8D

Ok SO

I wake up, laying on my back, the covers on my bed over my body as I'm snugged into them kinda tight, the AC on full blast but I'm still sweating. I finally; after a while of just laying there; decide to get up and use the rest room, but my belly prevents me from sitting straight up. So i slide out of the bed and onto my feet.

As I'm waddling my way out of my room, I can feel it inside of my stomach, alive, moving living.

It was like a feeling of being stuffed full of food and water, but without the pain, kind of a good feeling actually.

Needless to say, it was all a bad dream induced by Taco Bell at late hours and then sleep ._.

DON'T I JUST HAVE THE STRANGEST DREAMS 8D

C:

THAT'S THE LOOK ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW.

Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
(X) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5

Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class
(X) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9

Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
(X) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 12

Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 15

Level 6
(X) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 20

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
(X) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 24

Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 28

Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
(X) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 30

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 34

Level 12
( ) Won A Contest
(X) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 37

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 37

Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
(X) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 41

Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 44

Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 48

Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(X) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 52

Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 56

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 57

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(X) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 59

Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 62

Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 65

Level 23
(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 69

Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(X) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 71

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(X) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 74

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 76

Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(X) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 81

Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
(X) Black-Mailed Someone
(X) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 85

Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 89

Level 30
(X) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
(X) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(X) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 93


Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)

Trying to sleep and my brain won't stop thinking!

Like a hamster and the wheel, it always wants to run at all the wrong times

I'm going to murder Cookie >:[

This is the kinda shit that makes me say "hmm.. what exactly am I getting myself into"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32Q.....eature=channel

Just makes me wonder sometime.

THE RULES...
1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS

1.) I'm actually a really nice person, will go out of my way to make the other smile and be happy; but is often taken advantage of.

2.) When I was little, all I wanted to do was to be an Olympic speed skater. I love roller blades and am very good in them. :3

3.) I'm scared to try new things cause I'm afraid I might like them.

4.) Its very hard to get under my skin, but when you do, I'm out for blood.

5.) I can't explain myself for shit and everything I do is backwards.

6.) I have a strange way of showing affection and/or general dislike.

7.) I draw something everyday; I just never post it.

8.) There's too many things I want to put for number 8, so I'll just leave it at I'M FUCKING SLEEPY D8

If you open this journal, you're tagged.

'Cept for you Snonno. I'm taggin yo black ass. >:[ <3

YES FUCKIN WAY

and it works too.

Now I just need to find something better to ustream about than just pouring Dr Pepper in a glass with one hand. .-.

[04:04:55PM] hurp.: You're awesome, captain.
[04:05:02PM] Kirok: Does that make me
[04:05:10PM] Kirok: Captain Awesome
[04:05:13PM] Kirok: 8D
[04:05:41PM] hurp.: Yes.
[04:05:44PM] hurp.: Yes it does.

CAPTAIN AWESOME!

WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Also art block gone. Shitty arts soon. 8}

A little glass vile?

A LITTLE GLASS VILE!

Ok so  yoruzutto made me watch Repo and.. I've been hooked on the goddamn music.

So much so that I was pissed when I could not find the soundtrack. >:[

But I has it now and all is well. :3

Here's a classic among me and my many many cousins.

one of us will get a bottle rocket, break the stick away from it, so it has no control, and noone knows where its going until it gets there.

So you have a bunch of dumbasses standing in a circle with a renegade bottle rocket, exploding ones mind you. Now you can either, light it and throw it in the air, or at annoying sombitch, or light it, set it on the ground, and spin or kick it. Either way you choose, you'd best do it quick to GTFO.

And before you know it, the rocket hits cousin Jimmy on the foot while he's running, hops up his leg, and explodes on his back.

FUN RIGHT!? 8D

Happy 4th yaw'll <3 c:

What the fuck is this shit?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art.....mous-Challenge

Can't tell you how HARD I laughed at just the mere thought of it all

Mercer: http://cds031.da1.cdn.themis-media......emis-media.com

Cole: http://cds059.da1.cdn.themis-media......emis-media.com

Personally, I think the first one won. I mean, IT HAS TITS AND "CHILD BEARING HIPS"

C8

Got something special in the works if I can ever get the time to work on it.

Fucking jobs and people and things and BLARG!

Thank you everyone for watching this pisspoor artist. It really makes my day to see that W in my status bar when I log in. <3

Just for the record, I do requests and free inking or coloring >.>

HA

If you open this journal you have to do one. =.=

1) Who are you [male/female]?
2) Are we friends [how long?]?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me [or more...tell me ;o]?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me [be honest ;3]?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be ?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?

Stolen from  fuchsia

That's right, you get 5 free shots, no matter how personal, and I'll answer them.

:3~

And I have no idea how to use it.

If you haven't notice by now, I LOVE drawing scenery and touching pictures, but even more, I love to paint. Digital Painting <3

Just wondering if anyone knows where I can find a good tutorial for Corel Painter X or just digital painting in general.