Art of the Match is complete and just needs a logo. It's actually up already at FiMFiction if you want to read it there. Fate/Sex-Fight has the entire fight done, and I just need to resolve the cliffhanger from the last installment. Despite all appearances, I am in fact largely on schedule.

With a note that my definition of 'days' tends to be off a bit due to my sleep schedule (i.e. This is still sunday, even though it's past noon on monday,) the schedule for this week will be.

Monday 10/14-Tuesday 10/15: Art of the Match pt. 4

Wednesday 10/16-Thursday 10/17: Fate/Sex-Fight 5 (FINALLY)

Friday 10/18-Saturday 10/19: Sonic/Tails wrestling and humil.

Monday 10/8: Discord/Twilight story.

Wednesday 10/10: Beast Boy/Robin part 3

Friday 10/12: Vicious Vixen 3 (HOPEFULLY FINALLY)

And be prepared, this week (hopefully this week) I will be starting work on a halloween countdown, featuring a collection of characters taking on the bots of Five Nights at Freddy's. Stay tuned!

So, obviously it's a bit late to list the schedule for this week, on account of, you know, being as far into the week as it is, BUT.

9/30: Nothing, sorry, had an illness to recover from and a girlfriend to care for.

10/2: Guro D&D story AND Beast Boy vs Robin 3.

10/4: Twilight vs Discord AND Vicious Vixen 3 (hopefully!)

Once again, didn't hit my schedule quite perfectly, but am actually doing better than it looks! The Beast Boy/Robin chapter is in the works, and the guro is completely finished and just needs its logo/etc created. Seem to have come down with a (small) fever and am feeling sick as a dog today, so I am gonna maybe write a bit more, fall asleep, and then try to knock out this particular story tomorrow. Stay tuned!

Alright, as you may have noticed, the Beast Boy upload didn't happen on Friday. So, that's going to go up Monday. Here's my schedule, I hope, for the week of 9/23.

Monday: Beast Boy vs Robin 2

Wednesday: Adventurer Guro + (hopefully) Heat of the Night 3

Friday: Beast Boy vs Robin 3, and hopefully 10-person furry rumble part 2 as well.

Hopeful schedule for the week of 9/30:

Monday: Gilda vs Fluttershy

Wednesday: Discord/Twilight, and hopefully Art of the Match 3

Friday: Fate/Sex-Fight 5 (if not done by then), and hopefully either Art of the Match 3, or Vicious Vixen 3. if Heat of the Night 3 isn't done by then, I might put that here too. We're going to see.

Hopes for the week of 10/7: Anything listed above not done will hopefully come out that week. We'll see what happens then. As you can see, I'm trying to hit two uploads on Wednesdays to see if I can handle that. We'll see how it goes.

9/16: Harley Quinn vs Client's OC

9/18: Unnamed Mortal Kombat/Carnal Combat inspired story AND Seth vs Horus

9/20: Beast Boy vs Robin 2

AND HOPEFULLY SOMETIME THIS WEEK

Fate/Sex-Fight: Gilgamesh vs Saber

TENTATIVE SCHEDULE FOR THE WEEK OF 9/23:

9/23: "Heat of the Night 3"

9/25: Sexfight Rumble Test part 2 AND/OR Dungeon Crawler Guro

9/27: Beast Boy vs Robin 3

SUPER TENTATIVE SCHEDULE FROM THERE

9/30: Discord/Twilight stuff?

Sorry if the previous message and/or my PMs have been concerning, to be perfectly clear, all is well for the most part. However, I have only been able to sleep about 3 hours in the last 3 days, which is generally considered not ideal. At the moment, aside from doing some (vbery bad and intermittent) drafting on a story I'm working on, I'm otherwise basically nonfunctional, so if I don't respond to messages/etc, please forgive me for that.

Hopefully, 'today' (i.e. the time from when I wake up to when I go to sleep, which probably starts in the evening for you) will see two posts from yours truly, both a boxing match between a pair of stallion studs, AND the first round of a grappling trilogy featuring two of the Teen Titans. I can't be 100% sure, but I'm thinking that's how this is gonna go. Good luck, and I hope we all enjoy!

Because of issues with my financial situation that took up more time than anticipated, the anticipated upload for this Wednesday will be uploaded this Monday instead.

About to get my power shut uff may not be able to post;/write

Alrighty, back to your regularly scheduled... Ahhh, well, regular scheduling of things.

Monday: Wii Fit Trainer/Samus Aran

Wednesday: Big Mac vs Shining Armor

Friday: Beast Boy and Robin

Still typing away, but my editor isn't around and I don't have the logo files on this computer yet. I'm going to try to upload everything in a big batch come Saturday morning/Friday evening. I will nevertheless still upload stuff on Hentai Foundry at the normal rate, so if you want to see what I finished last night (a Sonic fic of Amy vs Sally Acorn) check it out there.

Taking files from one computer to another. This may delay my plans a bit. Just by a day or two though.

So, you may be wondering, since I keep promising things will happen on a day, and theyhappen the next day, what the hell I think it means to upload something on Monday. The answer is that I am a night person. I will count the day being the one that I woke up on. As a result, even though it's 12:29 AM on Tuesday, it is still the day I would refer to as "Monday"

Upload plan for the week!

Monday 8/12: Vs Story TBD
Wednesday 8/14: Fate/Sex-Fight 5 OR Mother vs Son BJJ fight!
Friday 8/16: Whichever 8/14 upload was not put up.

I will also be delivering to the individual who requested a mother/son BJJ fight 1,000 words on Monday. The same will be delivered to the individual for whom I am writing a human vs furry story, which is private. By Friday I expect to have 5k words done for the individual who has requested a story featuring Twilight Sparkle vs Discord

Very Tentative Schedule (acknowledging some of these may not have had my editor look over them for time constraints)

At some point in the next 6 hours I will post a second part of the Vicious Vixen series.

Tomorrow, I will post approximately 3,000 words of my first Rumble (remember the rules of my writing: Every 250 words can go over by 100 or under by 50, and thus this could represent anything from 2400 to 4200 words)

Not so much an update as a question for anyone who cares to answer, one that I ask more out of curiosity than to make any specific point. What IS fanfiction?

Got a lot of catching up to do, as you can well see. Plenty of work to catch up on, and I'm going to be doing my best, but I can't be 100% sure on my schedule. I'm gonna focus on getting three stories out this week, but am not 100% on which ones they are, aside from the fact that tomorrow's will (hopefully) be a story featuring an army of hyenas and lions.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have discovered the greatest website of all time: The Waifu Lab, AKA WaifuLabs.com. And if this is the future of machine learning, then we artists on commission (well, writer in my case) may be in for a rough future.

So, if I'm gonna get put out of business by a machine, might as well get money while the getting's good. I also have had to buy a new computer and keyboard recently so I need the cash anyway. As a result, will be using the Waifu Lab to create some brief sexfight stories. However, I need YOU to choose the opponents for these lovely women. I'm making a brief 'story' for the series.

A group of people have been selected for a mysterious task. They don't know what, at least at first, only that it is some sort of "Product Test." Once they arrive at the address they've been sent, they find out exactly what this 'product test' is: A series of battles against genetically modified female combatants.

This is, in essence, a modified "Vs" commission against randomly generated women.

The story will take place in several chapters. The 'Player' (character of your choice) will attempt to run a gauntlet of female combatants in a series of 'Vs' style matches.

Chapter 1: Evaluation

4 opponents with 3 HP each.

Chapter 2: Welcome to the Lab

2 opponents with 5 HP each.

Chapter 3: The testing begins

1 Opponent with 10 HP.

Chapter 4: Advanced Testing

1 Opponent with 15 HP.

Chapter 5: Opposition Perfected

The player fights the toughest opponent yet, with 30 HP.

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After each fight, the player gains an amount of HP based on performance. That's part of what I'm testing.

I'm going to start by testing this out with different levels of player HP, so I will open up a few slots to test different price points to test how much HP I should give. The eventual prices will likely be higher. Because I'm testing this and want the tests to be easy on me, I'll have to ask that players choose entrants with cocks 'cause I like sexfights. I could possibly be convinced to change my mind, likely with some extra money, though.

$10 Slots: Player starts at 10 HP

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$15 slots: Player starts at 20 HP

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$20 Slots: Player starts at 30 HP

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$40 Slots: Player starts at 50 HP

1: Zavis Hand (Zavis Hand)
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You may buy one slot at each price point. You may only get another slot at that point after your run in the gauntlet is finished. While you may have multiple slots at multiple price points.

Got up to use the bathroom. On the way back slammed my fingers in the door. At least this wasn't mid work day so I should be fine but SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK GRUDGE DO I HAVE AGAINST MY HANDS.

To quote the great philosopher Snoop Dogg Doggy Dogg Lion Dogg, if it ain't one thing, it's a motherfuckin' 'nother. In this particular case, the thing it ain't is a hand injury. The motherfucking nother in this case is a bunch of road work, long lines, and bureaucratic silliness that has left me physically exhausted, mentally exhausted, overheated, and unmedicated. I'll be fine tomorrow, to be sure, for now I just gotta try to get everything back together. For now, I just need some rest. Fear not, I will be doing more work tomorrow, probably even just in a few hours but... Fucking hell, man, I was all hype to get a TON of shit done this week and I got, like, half of one story done (and posted) and about 3/4 of another. Of the like 4 I had hoped to do.

I have been asked for a few special considerations. I'm happy to give them, but often they would cost a bit extra.



1) Psuedonymous Commission - 0%: If you do not want to be known by anything anyone else can identify you with, you will be credited under a random name of my choosing. This name will be consistent for all of your commissions from me, but will only go so far as my page. It will probably either be a random Roman name, or some historical figure. Please assume that if I say that a story was purchased by George Washington, that is not the real name.

2) Anonymous Commission - 10%: If you do not want to be credited as the buyer by any identifying feature, I will be happy to do so. However, it does help me out to be able to point out that I have repeat customers. If you want to take that away, that's fine, but I'm going to charge a small fee for it. If you upload a story on your own that you purchased anonymously or psuedonymously, I will ask if you want to be credited.

3) Retain Anonymous Characters - 10%: If you purchase the story anonymously, I'm going to pretend I have no idea who you are. If you want a psuedonym, you're welcome to out yourself. But I take privacy seriously. If you ask to not be identified, I will keep kayfabe and pretend I have no clue who you are. Any character first appearing in a commission of mine that is credited anonymously (NOT Psuedonymously) I will treat as one of my personal creations.

4) Anonymous Fursonas: 25% If you are purchasing a story with someone else's fursona and want to be anonymous, that's fine. L ike I said, I take privacy seriously, though. If you want to be 'anonymous' and have a fursona in the story other than yours or mine, I will ask that you put in an extra 10%, because I won't be telling whoever's sona it is. You can tell them if you like, but I won't confirm or deny anything. This will also apply if you ask to be credited psuedonymously and want me not to tell the person whose fursona it was.

If you want to be anonymous or psuedonymous and tell me you asked for permission, that's a different issue. I will, however, inform them who bought it if asked.

Please note that this does not apply to a character who merely LOOKS like another furry's character. If you give me a picture that you think is hot and it turns out that was someone's fursona, but I made up all the biographical stuff for them, well, I don't illustrate these. Some people look alike.

I know a lot of furries won't approve of this. I sympathize with your frustration. Why do you think I put the price point so high? But at the same time, a guy's gotta eat, and quite frankly, I'm not going to refuse to write fanfic of a character just because the character is not a particularly famous one.

5) Real People Fic: 15% - I will charge an additional 15% for a story featuring a real, well-known human being. This does not apply to most individuals dating from before the 20th century, and is applied on a case-by-case basis. This does not apply to fictional characters in live action stories.

6) Small-time Real Person Fic: 25% - I will charge an additional 25% for a character who is based on a real life, but largely unknown individual other than the buyer. A private individual is a person who is not at least fairly recognizable on a national level. This includes most prominent Youtubers. I'm sorry if you are a super big fan of Jimquisition, but you're going to have to pay extra if you want me to talk about Jim Sterling blowing you.

7) Private Individual: 50% - If you want me to write about someone I can't track down with a brief google search, other than yourself, that is a much greater charge. These stories cannot be published anonymously or psuedonymously. I will also require as much guarantee as possible within the known laws of physics that the individual in question has granted you permission to have this written. I will NOT be party to invading someone else's privacy or exposing them to unwanted attention, and I want to be able to point to a paper trail to prove that I had good reason to think I wasn't doing so if I inadvertently do. I'll write a story for your girlfriend if you want, but only if you can give me good reason to believe she wants me to as well.

7) Private: 25% - If you want me to not share your story ANYWHERE, then I can't grow my business of it, and, as a result, I need to charge extra.

8) Rush: 25% -I will attempt to upload this story within the next 7 days, regardless of what other stories are already scheduled. If I cannot, then I will refund the fee.

So, a little over 24 hours after slicing open my left index finger, I tried to take a hot baking tray out of the oven with my bare (right) hand. It's less screwed up than the finger was so both should be fine soon enough, but fucking hell, talk about dumb moves eh?

Sometimes one should really be careful what one wishes for. For example, last night I went to bed hoping that I could get a better understanding of muscular anatomy. And good news! I did!

The bad news is I did it by my hand slipping and falling into a box fan, and getting battered and cut deep enough that I can actually look into my index finger which, sadly, is known as the typingest of all the fingers. Well, at least if you're me. I use it for like almost anything on the left hand side.

Anyway, the result of this is that I may be a bit... Unable to do the writing at the moment. I will certainly try, but honestly, I have always been of the belief that anatomic cross-sections look better on other people's bodies, not mine. And preferably once the body has stopped functioning, though there was that movie Cell or something that maded it look pretty cool.

Anyway, long story short: Can't write, hand not work.