The heat really screwed with my writing plans. I'm not sure where exactly things are going to fall, but I'm definitely going to have to make some changes this week. I hope to be back on track very soon.

Is that they're always ready to serve as artist's dummies for you. This is especially helpful 'cause I was trying to see if a hold is anatomically plausible for a story, so I went and woke Alexis up and tried to put her in the form of headscissors I was writing.

Turned out, probably not doable, but plausible enough that I can probably allow it anyway. She does have a pretty large head and the size difference between the characters is different than ours.

...'Cause my apartment has the wrong sort of heat!

Okay, got a good joke out of it. In other news, ordering a simple cheap floor space cooler, and hoping that'll help me work. The building AC is not enough and I can't get an exception to let me put a window AC unit in. I'm gonna keep trying to get stuff done, but I could barely write two words yesterday without collapsing from exhaustion. I really hate summer.

Hey, trying to do today's writing, but having a pretty rough time with the whole asthma thing, and I expect my writing to take your breath away, not mine. This story may be late, as there is a minimum amount of oxygen necessary for the creation of erotica which is, as of now, not exactly being met. Will likely go up on Tuesday, not wednesday, if it is though.

Accidentally distracted my sub while she was trying to get off, and she ended up losing her arousal. As a result, I ended up feeling pretty guilty. She then asked me to post this exchange because it was fucking funny. In her defense, it was fucking funny.)

LeFarr: (for the fifth time in ten minutes) I'm sorry.
Alexis: It's fine, I'll live to cum another day. *Arrested Development narrator voice* Alexis died in her sleep that night.

Anyway, should be uploading my Nick vs Judy story sometime in the next 12 hours. See you guys!

Robogore is finished, but not got its logo and such done, that will go up as soon as I wake up. Goodnight, everyone!

The robogore fight has some finishing touches and editing to do, still hope to finish tonight, but may well go up as soon as I wake up tomorrow.

I'm wearing a skirt, and look fucking good in it.

That is all.

When does my plan to do four stories a week come in?

Well, good question! As you can see, my next four weeks are planned to be three stories per week. However, in early August, I will be attempting to hit four stories per week, rather than three.

I would have hated to post an incomplete story, so I've had to come up with a suitable ending for that last chapter of Fate Sex-Fight. And I'll be adding a whole extra chapter, maybe 2, as a result. That'll be fun!

Alexis (my cute submissive) is feeling pretty darn sick today, and Fate/Sex-Fight may not go up IN FULL today. It will go up with its first and second rounds, however, and Fate/Sex-Fight 5 will feature the conclusion.

Because I'm a bit behind, the Nick vs Judy Mask vs Mask match has been moved back, and I will be uploading the robot story on Friday. I also am going to have to do another three upload week next week, but I'm on my way to 4, just not yet.

So, my current plan!

Wednesday: Fate/Sex-Fight 4

Friday: Robo-Lopunny vs Robo-Scorbunny

Monday: Fate/Sex-Fight 5

Wednesday: Nick Wilde vs Judy Hopps, Mask vs Mask

Friday: Phantom Thieves of Fiction 1: Fall of the House of Mishima

Monday: Fate/Sex-Fight 6

Wednesday: The Vicious Vixen 2 - The Crushed Crocuta

Friday: Vs Story TBD.

Sorry, for reasons mentioned yesterday, Fate is uploading on Wednesday instead of today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

My attempts to finish up the Monday upload today were interrupted by arguing with an idiot who decided, despite my never agreeing to it, that I owed him like $35 dollars, and so that took up a bunch of my writing plans. The result is that I may have to switch to uploading a normal story on Monday and my Fate story on Wednesday, since I didn't have time to finish that up. Not to worry, though, it is booked and ready to be typed up, and quite frankly the only thing stopping it from going up is that I just need to sleep a little bit first.

Who knows what the Royal Rumble is? You do? Excellent! Do you also know what my fetish of sexfighting is? You do! Great! Let's combine the two.

I've actually tried to do this in the past, with NSFW, but that was around the time my dad got sick and my depression hit hard, so it kinda got cut off. Feel better now, but wanna make sure I'm good for it. Plus some days I need to warm up my writing muscles, so why not make it easy on myself?

So, I'm going with 10 entrants in a 10-person, Royal Rumble style sexfight match, which, Vs Style, is going to be randomly decided.

So, to answer some likely questions:

Q: What characters can I use?
A: You may use any character that is your OC, or any character belonging to a previously existing fictional franchise, provided that said character is of at least vaguely humanoid or animalistic anatomy, between 4' and 8' tall, and is capable of meaningfully consenting to sexual activity.

Q: How many slots can I buy?
A: You may ATTEMPT to buy all ten. However, you will only be given 2 slots every 4 hours. So if you pop in and say "All 10!" that's 2 slots now, then 2 slots 4 hours from now, then 2 slots 4 hours from then, etc. I want to give people a chance.

Q: Can I give slots to friends?
A: Yes! If you intend to gift slots to other people, state how many you intend to give away when you ask to buy, and those will not count towards your 2-per-four-hours limit.

Q: If the slots are full, will you ever do this again?
A: Yes, but also no. I will, if it works out, do rumbles. However I may do them with more slots or a higher price point.

Q: How do you determine entrants?
A: At random.

Q: Can I choose an entrant number?
A: You may pick a specific entry number if you pay $5 instead of $3.

Q: Why $3?
A: FGO's anniversary $30 Guaranteed Gacha is coming up, and I wanna do a ten-roll! :D

Q: What if the spots aren't all filled?
A: Well, we'll see, I'll probably throw some characters from things I like in.


SOLD OUT

Hey, a brief journal I wanted to make now while I was thinking about it.

You may wonder why I haven't finished a story of yours, if you commissioned at a point you think was probably before some of the others. The answer for that is as simple as it is silly.

Different stories take different amounts of effort.

Barebones and Basic Vs, which have brief intros and outros and mostly consist of me rolling dice to determine who wins various fights, are very simple and fast to write, and I know a story can't be sent back unless it is LUDICROUSLY off of what few words I was given to work off.

Full Vs, which have longer intros, take slightly longer. This is because I'm putting serious care and effort into making something you want. I'll only do a real rewrite of the outro, but I'm going to absolutely do what I can to make it not just what you asked for, but something you'd want and hope for more of.

Finally, a normal commission, by chapter or by word count, will take more time. This is because I'm going to be trying to make it absolutely perfect, let you make what comments you feel necessary, and keep you updated as it progresses so you can ask me to change course mid-stream. I'll send you a summary of the story, you can ask for some changes, and then when I'm writing you can tell me if things aren't going the way you wanted/hoped and we'll figure out what to do. If you ask for too many changes, I'll probably ask for another $5 or so per change after a while, but still. It takes longer, but it's also better.

There's an old saying in business: "Cheap, fast, or good: Pick 2."

Now I'm just starting out, so I have to offer good prices, but I'm a fast typer and I can work pretty well. Cheap is always going to be an option, because that's something I pride myself on. Even if I eventually have to raise prices, I'll usually be able to do more for less.

When it comes to my Vs commissions, then, it's fast and cheap. In exchange for it being less specific in the request, I write more words for less money and they get done faster. When it comes to others, though, I'm cutting out fast. They may take slightly longer, but take comfort that they will be both cheap, and very, very good.

Thank you :)

Does anyone like Kaiju? For some reason the idea of an epic battle between giants is just so FUN to me. I'm not the only one here, right?

I find that certain musical styles help me write, and others make it damn near impossible. It doesn't even always seem to make sense which is going to be which. For example there's one Eminem song that works (Yellow Brick Road) but none of the others. I don't know how to describe it exactly, but for some reason I guess it's something like this type of sound, because this always works for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6UAYGxiRwU

What music, if any, works for you?

Uploading five stories (or being on pace to) this week has taught me two things.

1) I am capable of doing this.
2) I am not capable of doing it YET.

Tomorrow, I intend to upload a match between Mayor Mare and a Zebra OC, but it may be a first non-sex, non-fight prologue to a story I'm doing for the guy who's been editing for me instead if that can't be done in time. I had to deal with a few very unpleasant people this week, including someone who decided that they would send me something and then demand payment before telling me what it would cost, and an alleged medical professional who couldn't figure out what an extended release medication was. Add onto that a financial surprise that made me skip last weekend, and it was a rather rough time.

Next week I expect to do the standard Monday/Wednesday/Friday schedule. However, AFTER THAT, I am hoping to switch to uploading commissions on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays and using Sunday for my Fate project. Looking forward to doing this.

Which means next week will have TWO Fate uploads.

Monday: Archer vs Medusa

Wednesday: Nick vs Judy Hopps Mask vs Mask

Friday: Robot Pokemon vs Robot Pokemon OR Persona 5 Prelude

Sunday: Saber vs Gilgamesh


HOWEVER, if I cannot upload the Mayor Mare x OC story on Friday, it will instead be.

Monday: Archer vs Medusa

Wednesday: Mayor Mare vs OC

Friday: Nick vs Judy Hopps Mask vs Mask

Sunday: Saber vs Gilgamesh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaHDBL7dVgs

In the words of Harvard's greatest professor... Give me smut, and nothing but!

I'll do you proud, Tom, I will do you proud.

Got a few stories ready to be uploaded. Can't promise five days a week is gonna be normal, but I got one ready and two more I expect to be ready very soon.

Deep in the annals of history, they speak in hushed whispers of a story that LeFarr once uploaded, only to remove after a few days, never to be seen again. For decades, intrepid archaeologists have sought some confirmation or description of the story's text, but no true answer was ever found. Few know why the story vanished, if it even existed in the first place. Some blame an ancient curse. Others a demonic presence that infected the very text itself. There are even those who think the ending had clashed with the rest of the story, so he'd been planning on redoing it and then lost the laptop that it was on, but they are very boring so nobody listens to them.

Whatever the explanation, that story has finally been uncovered and, at the request of the original buyer, is being given an ending that appears to plausibly follow the events that lead up to it.

Even as we speak, a crack restoration team is working around the clock to provide any form of competent editing. Marvel, if you will, at the way LeFarr used to just filibuster his word count with purple prose. Gasp in awe at the utter lack of any sort of stage setting. Direct your eyes, if you even dare, to 100-word dirty-talk monologues.

Coming, sometime this week, in a new, never-before-seen, digitally remastered form...

"Home-Cumming Queen: Student vs Teacher"

Well I showed my subby bitch the Gilgamesh/Medea fight and, as it turns out, it actually IS possible to write something so hot that someone's glasses fogged up. Now I had presumed that that was a purely metaphorical statement, but hey, turns out that's a thing.

Actually apparently was a bit of a problem, she kept having to slow down because her glasses were fogging up too much to read. Obviously it's probably that she was panting 'cause she was working herself off too hard and her breath fogged them up but I choose to believe it was just so hot that it managed to change temperature in the room. That may also be why my tablet gets condensation in the mornings, on account of the FGO characters being so sexy. Mmmm, Saber...

Look I just want to beat the fuck out of a sexy female king arthur. Is that so wrong?

Oh, uh, well, SO ARE YOU SO WHATEVER. Go away I'm being proud of myself.

You ever write a line that you like so much you have to stop and pat yourself on the back for it?

'Cause I just did and I'm seriously so happy with myself. It's entirely self-indulgent, but thankfully the commissioner is also my fiancee and he doesn't mind.

Not really, but I DID have a lot of good advice I was writing to someone that I was really proud of... And then accidentally deleted. I may try to reconstitute it for you all later. I also am scaling back my plans on logo changes, but think I might be keeping a few aspects, specifically more 'extreme' content getting a black background for the wreath so that you know on sight it's not just fucking.