ok so long story short due to a series of bullshit over the last few months including leaving a job with a shady manager, not getting paid some money i was counting on, and generally sucking at finding a job til just this week, i have found myself with a negative bank balance and i kinda need to fix that and also probably eat between now and whenever i start getting paid at this new job, and even then it won't be much til january when business picks up.

tl;dr I NEED SOME MONEY TO CONTINUE EATING AND NOT LIVING IN A DITCH so i'm opening up for commissions

full color ~$35
flat color ~25
ink ~$18
sketch ~$12

note if you're interested, signal boost if you can't buy, please.

thank you you wonderful fuzzy people.

so yeah is in a bit of a rough spot right now so if you're looking for a commission from a really fantastic artist at some way lower than her work is worth prices GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE IN LUCK

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6364317/

throw your rubles and shekels at her or spread the word, please and thank you friends. <3

RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
FUCK THE RULES DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

OC picked: Leon

Tagged by

1. What is your name?
Leonides Toltecatl Morado but i just go be Leon.

2. Do you know why you were named that?
After my grandfather. It was actually a condition of my parents being allowed to marry.

3. Single or taken?
psure there's just one of me

4. Have any abilities or powers?
i can draw, play some guitar and ukulele, channel dead ancestors otherworldly spirits, pilot giant fighting robots, and juggle.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
don't tell me what to do with my life

6. What's your eye color?
green.

7. How about hair color?
a magnificent royal purple.

8. Have you any family members?
of course. they're around doing their own things i guess.

9. Oh? How about pets?
I have a ukulele of the dead that kinda whispers things sometimes, does that count?

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
corn mixed into other food.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
playing music, drawing, working on building a giant fighting robot because why the fuck not

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
of course. i try not to, though.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?
I SWEAR I BROUGHT THEM RIGHT BACK

14. What kind of animal are you?
party

15. Name your worst habits.
staying up way later than i should filling out journal memes when i have to be up at 5 in the morning for work >____________>

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
lots of people.

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
pretty straight

18. Do you go to school?
not anymore.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
probably

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
do i?

21. What are you most afraid of?
losing people

22. What do you usually wear?
shorts or pants, usually some kinda superhero or other nerd shirt, or just some gym shorts if i'm lounging at home.

23. What's one food that tempts you?
just one? idk fucking burritos or something

24. Am I annoying you?
pssshhhhhhhhhhh nah

25. Well, it's still not over!
that's not even a question

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
idk upper lower to lower middle i guess I KEEP SPENDING ALL MY MONEY ON ROBOT PARTS

27. How many friends do you have?
always room for more

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
GIMME OR SHUT UP

30. Favorite drink?
SQUID TAINT

31. What's your favorite place?
a hammock in the shade in a shack on the beach with a bottle of rum sounds pretty nice

32. Are you interested in anyone~?
always. people are fascinating.

33. That was a stupid question.
YOUR FACE IS A STUPID QUESTION

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
definitely the ocean

35. What's your type?
idk the cute types that aren't jerks?

36. Any fetishes?
HAHAHAHA i need to go to bed eventually

37. Seme or uke?
ukulele

38. Camping or indoors?
depends on the doors

39. Tag People!
I DON'T WANNA

f5 motherfuckers i got a new avatar

soooo my brakes went out and long story short i need money to like, eat and stuff. SO i'm doin halloween commissions for $15 dollars. something along these lines.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14724281/

so yeah hit me up and buy me lunch ;o;

new laptop. still figuring out all the bells and whistles. how's everyone?

Fuck my life my laptop just stay itself last night while I was in the middle of a pretty bitchin drawing. Now all I have is my shitty netbook with the shitty cracked screen. so I'm gonna see if it can even handle drawing in its present condition and maybe get some more real art done. If not, then I guess I'm kinda fucked on digital media for a while.

Go me.

f5 for an oldie. avatar by from a few years ago.

guh. i gotta keep this breathing thing up all day again? sounds exhausting.

wait.

fuck.

FUCK.

ok not dead anymore but kinda undead. this is fixable, though. undead isn't too far from alive, right?

NOBODY PANIC BUT IF I TRY TO EAT YOUR BRAIN JUST SORTA SMACK ME WITH A NEWSPAPER OR SOMETHING.

i'll get this sorted out don't worry. IT'S ALL PART OF THE PLAN THAT THERE TOTALLY IS ONE OF.

so basically i've more or less pieced together a kinda neat story with all these life/death shenanigans and now i'm not sure what to do with it cause a comic sounds like an assload of work that i know i won't be able to commit to so idk i'm gonna try and start drawing out bits and pieces and combining that with text to create a thing.

so how's everybody doing? enjoy your halloween?

gots a 3ds. playin the y vers. frand codes?

5429 7996 9175

shamelessly lifted from .

[HUMAN QUESTIONS]
What's your real name?
Juan

-Gender?
Nacho man.

-Orientation?
Westward.

-Race?
Meskin.

-What's your favorite genre of music?
Annoying.

-What's your favorite band/musical artist?
nope, not doing this one. i can't. like, ever.

-What's your worst peeve?
people acting like the shit they have a nostalgia boner for is empirically better than other shit. get over it.

-Are you doing well in school?
too brokecool for school.

-Do you have a religion?
more of a cult, really.

-What turns you on?
lips, hips, fingertips. yeah no there's like a billion things that turn me on, yo.

-Do you consider yourself a whore?
i should be so lucky.

-Do you have a favorite movie?
no i have like 80.

-Funniest thing you've ever said?
i say a lot of funny things. i'm fucking hilarious.

-What do you eat?
pussy probably more junk thank i should. not nearly enough sushi.

-Are you flexible?
kinda?

-What's your favorite video game?
i'm on a pokemon kick right now. this journal is taking forever to write cause i'm playing white 2.

-do you have a crush on someone?
actually, not at the moment. wow. kinda weird to say that.

-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
i dunno how embarrassing it really is since i really have no problem talking about it but what always comes to mind is the time i watched a bunch of bruce lee movies and ended up breaking a ceiling lamp cause i was swinging a broomstick around like a bo staff and a shard of glass sliced open my forehead and now i have a 'stupid scar' for life.

-Are you a (gulp) myspace whore?
myspace is so two thousand and late.

[FURRY QUESTIONS]
-What's your furry name?
Leon Morado. GOD I'M SO FUCKING CLEVER.

-Species?
Lion. just a lion. a purple one, though. also sometimes a sharklion.

-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
I tend to go with "purple" but that's not very descriptive.

-Does your fur have a side-story?
working on it, but yes. Like he's currently dead and residing in the underworld but he'll be back soon.

-Is your fur a whore?
he should be so lucky.

-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
lots. like his hair. and his love of sushi.

-What's your fur's favorite outfit?
at the moment, purple pinstripe slacks and a matching waistcoat, but usually something a bit more casual.

-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
very laid back. kind of a kinky bitch, though.

-How often do you RP using your fur?
don't really do the whole RP thing often.

-Does your fur have any weapons?
He has a sword called Lobera. and a ukulele. usually a pocket knife too but that's more as a tool than a weapon BUT SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA CUT A BITCH.

-How does your fur wear his/her hair?
wild and free, baby.

so i'm doing these topless tuesday drawings. what i'm aiming for with these is just sorta casual boobs. like, sexy, but not sexualized if that makes any sense at all. it does in my head. i know there's only two right now but i hope that's coming across so far.

anyway, i'm open to volunteers cause it's more fun that just using my characters (i'll end up using more of mine anyway but still) and i want a wider variety of realistic body types for this. it's a fun study, and i'm hoping to get more ambitious with the poses cause boobs are tricky. you know, gravity and physics and stuff. idk. i'm sleepy.

refs help, description/ref combos or straight description works too, but the less specific you are the more i'll improv. any takers?

i'll just leave this here.

It's TMI Tuesday. Ask me anything.

It's also Topless Tuesday... ladies. ;3

And I suppose it's Taco Tuesday some places but I'm Mexican; we just call it... Martes.

Stream. YOU MISSED IT MOFOS.

how's everybody been? i've been ok. some life happened to me. you know how it goes. but i have internet now so here i am.

fairly major character rewrites/development are in progress. like Leon being dead. that's kind of a significant event, i suppose. this should be fun. :3

also, f5. new avi.

So, and I just finished up some badges for a friend of hers when we were thinking, hey, we should do some more of these. So we're holding a contest!

2 lucky people that reblog this will get a free badge. Then, if you're not the lucky winners, we're picking 3 winners who will get the badges half price ($5 a piece instead of $10)

Sample: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6857242/ (More to come in a few minutes)

Get the word out, get a free badge. Closes on 11/20. Please post here/link your reblog to enter!

thank you for the support, guys. crisis averted, though. still, you guys rock.

We need money to keep our lights on so I'm doing an emergency commission drive. That means a fuck ton of drawing in my near future and some damn good deals for buyers if you're willing to help us out. We need about $250 to get our power turned back on and there's food in the fridge, so we need it quick.

Yeah, sucks for us. But I'm not relying on sob stories alone. Until we reach $250, everything is buy one get one free.

Traditional giant badges going for $15

Avatars (including pirate avatars) for $5, lineless ones for $10.

Color drawing w/simple background if your character getting a striptease or lapdance from (yes, she approved this, it was actually her idea) for $20.

Honestly, I hate to push for money like this, but I've got a little girl to think about. Pride doesn't mean shit compared to her wellbeing, so please, help out or signal boost.

ONCE AGAIN, BUY ONE GET ONE FREE.

so yeah, we got some help from some awesome peeps and the power's back. commissions are still open, though. prices stand (without the BOGOF special).

thanks, folks.

1. Who are you?

annoying bird, I AM THE GREAT LEON.

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?

-that time i offended you, i was probably joking.
-if you think i don't like you cause i don't say much to you, you're probably wrong. i like people, i'm just quiet.
-tequila.


3. When you aren't doing memes like this one what are you doing?

not counting my depressed moping lately, playing with my daughter, some video games and drawing here and there. not nearly enough drawing.

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time).

i wish i was in school right now. my favorite classes overall have been art and certain psych classes. abnormal psych and psych of creativity, specifically.

least favorite was probably speech and religion in western civ.

5. What is your biggest goal for this year?

getting my girl potty trained, hopefully getting a job.

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?

in a much improved version of here.

7. What stage of life are you in right now?

the water temple.

8. Are you more child-like or childish?

depends on context.

9. What is the last thing you said out loud?

"put that back please"

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?

lately it's been solo dolo - kid cudi. not sure about right now, though. feels like things are getting a little better on a personal level right now.

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?

a semester of aikido in college and some tae kwon do when i was a kid.

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?

better. sometimes a lot harder, but ultimately it's better now than it's ever been before.

13. Does time really heal all wounds?

not alone, but they do take time.

14. How do you handle a rainy day?

handle? i love them.

15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?

luggage. MY SHIT'S IN THERE.

16. How is (or was) your relationship with your parents?

a bit awkward sometimes. i find it hard to talk to my dad sometimes. i have issues with all of them. but not really strained or anything.

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?[/b

depends on what has my main attention.

[b]18. What is the truest thing that you know?

love.

19. What did you want to be when you grew up?

fireman. no, wait, astronaut. no, paleontologist. wait, psychologist. wait, wait, tattoo artist. WAAAAIIIIT

20. Have you ever been given a second chance?

more than i probably deserve.

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?

i try to give more than i take. i honestly do.

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind?

is well as i'm able to.

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?

grease burn on my hand. holy fuck that shit sucked.

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?

falling in love. (not this time, mind you, but it's put me through some shit before)

25. Who have you hugged today?

my daughter, and my before she left for work.

because i'm lazy and i forget about shit.

6.) Describe your character’s happiest memory.
waking up to see mest looking down at him.

7.) Is there one event or happening your character would like to erase from their past? Why?
nope. time travel fucks shit up. but really, our pasts define who we are, the good and the bad. he gets that. if you don't experience it you don't learn from it.

8.) Day of Favorites! What’s your character’s favorite ice cream flavor? Color? Song? Flower?
mint chocolate chip
PURPLE, MOTHERFUCKERS
black magic woman - santana
roses

9.) Who does your character trust?
he tends to be pretty trusting in general, but people he trusts completely are more limited. mestopho, for one. he'd put his life in her hands in a heartbeat. and the nuns, i suppose. even if they are a crazy cult of witch-nuns.

10.) Can you define a turning point in your character’s life? Multiples are acceptable.
being turned into a shark was a big one. meeting death was pretty major too. falling in love with mestopho was easily the best one, though. YEAH, EVEN BETTER THAN BECOMING A GODDAMN SHARK.

11.) Is there an animal you equate with your character?
lawl.

12.) How is your character with technology? Super savvy, or way behind the times? Letters or email?
he's generally pretty good at getting shit to work, and he's got licenses to pilot a handful of giant fighting robot models. I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU PARALLEL PARK A MEGADEUS.

13.) What does your character’s bed look like when he/she wakes up? Are the covers off on one side of the bed, are they all curled around a pillow, sprawled everywhere? In what position might they sleep?
SOMEBODY tends to hog the blankets, but when he's not sprawled out all over the place, he tends to suggle up next to her under the blankets.

14.) How does your character react to temperature changes such as extreme heat and cold?
he gets more sharky when it's hot. but he likes the cold cause he gets to wear scarves.

original

5.) What’s your character’s ranking on the Kinsey Scale?

firstly, let me say the kinsey scale is an overly simplistic system. it oversimplifies sexual orientation and doesn't even take into consideration the fact that sex and gender exist on a non binary spectrum.

that said, probably a 1. i'm not exactly sure what "incidentally homosexual" means, but the best way i know to put it is basically, not attracted to men or male bodies, but has no problem with dicks. i dunno how that fits into your little scale, kinsey.

original meme here.

4.) How vain is your character? Do they find themselves attractive?

girl, look at that body. I WORK OUT.

Leon's not really too full of himself. maybe a little, but not seriously, anyway. he probably wouldn't fuck himself given the opportunity, being straight and all... buuuuut... he does think he looks damn fine in drag. just sayin' >_____>

original memehere.

3.) Name one scar your character has, and tell us where it came from. If they don’t have any, is there a reason?

it's not really visible, with the fur and all, but he does have one from a stab wound on his side. there's two kinds of crazy, there's the 'gets overly emotional and sometimes irrational' kind, and there's the 'narcissistic lying wolf bitch who tries to stab and shoot you' kind. try to avoid dating the latter.

stabbed her back, though. self defense, didn't kill her or anything.

original meme here.