Updates and Signal Boosting
Posted 10 years agoFirst things first,
Konubadger has already started working on part two of his series "The League of Warring Titans."
If you didn't catch the first Chapter, you can find it here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17439757/
It contains some graphic violence.
The series is basically leading up to the rp that Konu and I have been doing off and on leading up becoming partners.
The LWOT is like a prologue for that rp.
At some point cameo my character will bemaking a debut at the league before Konu and Garr get to know eachother.
So if you like reading about fights, which is certainly one of my larger buttons, please consider catching up before the second chapter goes live.
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Secondly, I did a grave injustice to
Loop_The_Jobber_Dog when I posted his picture in forgetting to advertise him in the info below.
His journal is as stated below:
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Male only (for now)
Prices are negoitiable, these are just to give you an idea, some types might be cheaper and some might be more expensive depending on special requests.
Sketch commissions $2 per character
Line art: $3 per character
Colored Character Commissions: $5 for one character
$8 for a wrestling scene
Wrestling Story:
Short story: (about 1-4 pages) $2
Long story: (about 5-10 pages) $5
Really long story or a series, we can negotiate.
I can take feedback and suggestions, I am open to themes and ideas, I can also make the commission private (meaning I won't post here or elsewhere without permission)
Buyer will receive full size image in their email.
Wrestling scenes include free scenario story.
(Link to his journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6957220/)
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He's an amazing guy to talk to, very courteous, and cheap as dirt. Please show him some love and support.
Houndgrey has already commissioned him: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17449260
The next person could be you.
Take care guys. Keep yer stick on the ice.

If you didn't catch the first Chapter, you can find it here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17439757/
It contains some graphic violence.
The series is basically leading up to the rp that Konu and I have been doing off and on leading up becoming partners.
The LWOT is like a prologue for that rp.
At some point cameo my character will bemaking a debut at the league before Konu and Garr get to know eachother.
So if you like reading about fights, which is certainly one of my larger buttons, please consider catching up before the second chapter goes live.
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Secondly, I did a grave injustice to

His journal is as stated below:
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Male only (for now)
Prices are negoitiable, these are just to give you an idea, some types might be cheaper and some might be more expensive depending on special requests.
Sketch commissions $2 per character
Line art: $3 per character
Colored Character Commissions: $5 for one character
$8 for a wrestling scene
Wrestling Story:
Short story: (about 1-4 pages) $2
Long story: (about 5-10 pages) $5
Really long story or a series, we can negotiate.
I can take feedback and suggestions, I am open to themes and ideas, I can also make the commission private (meaning I won't post here or elsewhere without permission)
Buyer will receive full size image in their email.
Wrestling scenes include free scenario story.
(Link to his journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6957220/)
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He's an amazing guy to talk to, very courteous, and cheap as dirt. Please show him some love and support.
Houndgrey has already commissioned him: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17449260
The next person could be you.
Take care guys. Keep yer stick on the ice.
Reading on an art site? Impossibru
Posted 10 years agoSo, my good friend
konubadger has been writing rather prolifically as of late.
If you like a good action story with suspense, I highly recommend reading his latest work.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17439757/
It features a cameo from
ryancarthage and delves into a badass badger's past.
Yes, you will have to download the link to read it. But I think its worth the read.
Come check it out.
It does contain some violence for those of you are uncomfortable with descriptions of fighting and gore.

If you like a good action story with suspense, I highly recommend reading his latest work.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17439757/
It features a cameo from

Yes, you will have to download the link to read it. But I think its worth the read.
Come check it out.
It does contain some violence for those of you are uncomfortable with descriptions of fighting and gore.
If you like human dudes furry like your furry dudes
Posted 10 years agoSignal Boost: TanaeArt's Raffle (Ends 7/30/15)
Posted 10 years agoDunno if these are getting annoying or not.
Been boosting a couple of these because the people doing them have some pretty neat work.
This one comes from TanaeArt, a relatively new person to FA who does some gorgeous work and could use a little recognition.
The link: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17216156/
An example of their work: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17187826/
Yet another example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16509158
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FROM TANAE'S SUBMISSION
==> http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17216156/
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Decided to do an art raffle! I will be using https://www.random.org/ to choose who gets a free piece of art!
The winner of this raffle gets a free picture! Whatever you want it to be, as long as it doesn't fall under the requirements of a mature filter.
(I can draw a little bit of blood, but if it's really gory, I won't do it.)
TO ENTER:
-YOU MUST BE A WATCHER! (new watchers are welcome, but you cannot un-watch me.)
-Comment below! ^^
I would appreciate it if you wrote a journal and linked it back to this page!
Good luck and have fun!
RAFFLE ENDS JULY 30th.
Been boosting a couple of these because the people doing them have some pretty neat work.
This one comes from TanaeArt, a relatively new person to FA who does some gorgeous work and could use a little recognition.
The link: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17216156/
An example of their work: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17187826/
Yet another example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16509158
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FROM TANAE'S SUBMISSION
==> http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17216156/
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Decided to do an art raffle! I will be using https://www.random.org/ to choose who gets a free piece of art!
The winner of this raffle gets a free picture! Whatever you want it to be, as long as it doesn't fall under the requirements of a mature filter.
(I can draw a little bit of blood, but if it's really gory, I won't do it.)
TO ENTER:
-YOU MUST BE A WATCHER! (new watchers are welcome, but you cannot un-watch me.)
-Comment below! ^^
I would appreciate it if you wrote a journal and linked it back to this page!
Good luck and have fun!
RAFFLE ENDS JULY 30th.
Gamer2's Raffle (Ends 7/27/15)
Posted 10 years agoThe Journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6904221/
Gamer2s raffle.
I reach 200 watchers a few days ago, and I couldn't be more humbled. ^o^ Thank you everyone so much for watching! To celebrate I wanted to do something really special--so why not give a lucky watcher a full character sheet! Whether you have one or not, it's always nice to have an up to date reference for your character! =D
Rules: (Please Read)
This Raffle still follows my outlined TOS found in my commissions info here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6725734/
For this one you must be watching me. New watchers are welcome and free to enter! I will be checking =P
You simply comment on this journal saying you want to enter to get a number.
If you'd like an additional number, all you need to do is create a journal mentioning this raffle and include a link in you journal to help others find it. =) Then post your journal link with your comment so I can see. That simple!
When the time is up I'll use a random number generator to select the winner. If enough people enter, I'll draw two winners!
The winner/s will receive a full character sheet which includes 2 full body poses, 3 facial expression, flat colors w/color reference, and another element of your choosing! This could be something like your character's favorite outfit, or specific elements you'd wish to be displayed in all their glory. =) Tell me your favorite color in your comment so I know you've read the rules!
If the winner does not respond after 24 hours of the drawing, then a new winner will be chosen.
****There's a quiz in the rules you need to answer. =P****
*****The raffle will end on Monday, July 27th at 11:59 PM (EST).*****
An example of a finished character sheet can be found here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16464151/
Thank you again to everyone, and good luck!
Gamer2s raffle.
I reach 200 watchers a few days ago, and I couldn't be more humbled. ^o^ Thank you everyone so much for watching! To celebrate I wanted to do something really special--so why not give a lucky watcher a full character sheet! Whether you have one or not, it's always nice to have an up to date reference for your character! =D
Rules: (Please Read)
This Raffle still follows my outlined TOS found in my commissions info here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6725734/
For this one you must be watching me. New watchers are welcome and free to enter! I will be checking =P
You simply comment on this journal saying you want to enter to get a number.
If you'd like an additional number, all you need to do is create a journal mentioning this raffle and include a link in you journal to help others find it. =) Then post your journal link with your comment so I can see. That simple!
When the time is up I'll use a random number generator to select the winner. If enough people enter, I'll draw two winners!
The winner/s will receive a full character sheet which includes 2 full body poses, 3 facial expression, flat colors w/color reference, and another element of your choosing! This could be something like your character's favorite outfit, or specific elements you'd wish to be displayed in all their glory. =) Tell me your favorite color in your comment so I know you've read the rules!
If the winner does not respond after 24 hours of the drawing, then a new winner will be chosen.
****There's a quiz in the rules you need to answer. =P****
*****The raffle will end on Monday, July 27th at 11:59 PM (EST).*****
An example of a finished character sheet can be found here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16464151/
Thank you again to everyone, and good luck!
Another Raffle: Meaninglez
Posted 10 years agoA raffle from meaninglez, who does a great job of drawing orcs.
Journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6886304/
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rules are same as ever:
I'll be giving out 1 gift this time around.
-Almost any medium and subject.
-To enter for your chance simply respond to this journal or send me a note.
-Winner will be informed next Saturday night/ Sunday morning to give people time to enter.
Good luck!
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You are NOT required to make a journal or watch me.
All winners will be chosen at random using random.org.
You may tell me your idea in the response or note, but it may be better to wait and see if you've won first.
If I have an issue with your request, I'll tell you and we can try to find something we can agree on, but I'm pretty open to most things. Also, please note that it might take me a while to get the request finished, but I'll try to get it out in a reasonable time frame.
IMPORTANT: starting the 27th, I will be out of town for 2 weeks and it's unlikely that I'll be able to work on requests in that time. I'll do my best to finish the winners request beforehand but I cannot guarantee it.
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Journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6886304/
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rules are same as ever:
I'll be giving out 1 gift this time around.
-Almost any medium and subject.
-To enter for your chance simply respond to this journal or send me a note.
-Winner will be informed next Saturday night/ Sunday morning to give people time to enter.
Good luck!
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You are NOT required to make a journal or watch me.
All winners will be chosen at random using random.org.
You may tell me your idea in the response or note, but it may be better to wait and see if you've won first.
If I have an issue with your request, I'll tell you and we can try to find something we can agree on, but I'm pretty open to most things. Also, please note that it might take me a while to get the request finished, but I'll try to get it out in a reasonable time frame.
IMPORTANT: starting the 27th, I will be out of town for 2 weeks and it's unlikely that I'll be able to work on requests in that time. I'll do my best to finish the winners request beforehand but I cannot guarantee it.
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[CLOSED] Oouna is hosting a grayscale raffle.
Posted 10 years ago[CLOSED]
Copied and pasted from
Oouna's journal.
Oouna does some amazing work
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17031455/
Even if you fancy titties.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16796000
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Because I've reached 3.2k watchers, I want to have a raffle for you guys,
First off, I want to thank you for the watches, faves, and wonderful comments <3 New or old, your support means the world to me <3
To enter!
1. First, you should to be watching me xD
2. It's simple, comment to enter, and I'll reply with a number. I'll use a random number generator to choose FOUR winners. :D
3. One entry per person, please!
FIRST PLACE -- Will receive a greyscale speedpaint!
SECOND PLACE- -- Will Receive a greyscale full-body sketch!
THIRD PLACE -- Will receive a greyscale Half-body sketch!
and FOURTH PLACE-- Will receive a greyscale portrait sketch!
props to those who signal boost via journal <3
Winners will be announced SUNDAY, JULY 12th at MIDNIGHT EST. I'll do the whole 'post screencap of the number gen' thing to avoid issues.
Thanks again! Good luck to everyone who enters! :)
ps, some cool stuff in the works involving a particular hooded rabbit lady~
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Please support an artist by spreading the word a bit, I'm sure they'll appreciate it.
Link: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6871780/
Copied and pasted from

Oouna does some amazing work
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17031455/
Even if you fancy titties.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16796000
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Because I've reached 3.2k watchers, I want to have a raffle for you guys,
First off, I want to thank you for the watches, faves, and wonderful comments <3 New or old, your support means the world to me <3
To enter!
1. First, you should to be watching me xD
2. It's simple, comment to enter, and I'll reply with a number. I'll use a random number generator to choose FOUR winners. :D
3. One entry per person, please!
FIRST PLACE -- Will receive a greyscale speedpaint!
SECOND PLACE- -- Will Receive a greyscale full-body sketch!
THIRD PLACE -- Will receive a greyscale Half-body sketch!
and FOURTH PLACE-- Will receive a greyscale portrait sketch!
props to those who signal boost via journal <3
Winners will be announced SUNDAY, JULY 12th at MIDNIGHT EST. I'll do the whole 'post screencap of the number gen' thing to avoid issues.
Thanks again! Good luck to everyone who enters! :)
ps, some cool stuff in the works involving a particular hooded rabbit lady~
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Please support an artist by spreading the word a bit, I'm sure they'll appreciate it.
Link: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6871780/
U Wot?
Posted 10 years agoHorse Cocks and You.
Posted 10 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6824848/
Interesting journal from
Xadera on the nature of writing / programming games around erotic themes.
Interesting journal from

Art Raffle: GruffZLion
Posted 10 years ago
If you're interested, check out his journal at: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6806840/
If you have the twitter or the tumblrs, he's looking for shout outs for entries.
And if you have neither, journals will do.
Guess which one I picked.
Ismahburrday.
Posted 10 years agoYep. I'm 27.
Instead of getting physical things, I got ert.
I've had a couple commissions in the pipes for a while now that are finally going to come in.
It's been a real treat to meet you guys and I hope we continue to do so in the future.
I'm going to try and focus on getting some pics with you guys coz Garr looks awful lonely standing by himself sometimes.
Take care n' enjoy your day.
Instead of getting physical things, I got ert.
I've had a couple commissions in the pipes for a while now that are finally going to come in.
It's been a real treat to meet you guys and I hope we continue to do so in the future.
I'm going to try and focus on getting some pics with you guys coz Garr looks awful lonely standing by himself sometimes.
Take care n' enjoy your day.
Rock Black Horn looking for commissions
Posted 10 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6681448/
RockBlackHorn is the one who drew my reference picture all that long time ago and a really sweet guy.
He's offering cheap 15$ inked sketches to try and get himself a bed since his last one finally gave up.
This guy does some great work, if you've got the inclination to get some art, consider him.

He's offering cheap 15$ inked sketches to try and get himself a bed since his last one finally gave up.
This guy does some great work, if you've got the inclination to get some art, consider him.
Free Arts - Link included.
Posted 10 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6662871/
Because I have nothing better to do with my journals than pimp out contests.
Courtesty of
Rbillionn
So go over and pretend to watch him.
Because I have nothing better to do with my journals than pimp out contests.
Courtesty of

So go over and pretend to watch him.
http://i.imgur.com/Cc4XnZh.jpg
Posted 10 years agoApril Fools Over
Posted 10 years agoJust bumping off the April Fool's Post.
Been plotting a bit.
Finished a rather large writing project and possibly taking on another.
Will update when there are more concrete details.
Been plotting a bit.
Finished a rather large writing project and possibly taking on another.
Will update when there are more concrete details.
Mary Sue Test Results: Spoilers, I got a perfect score.
Posted 10 years ago1. [x] They are possessed by an angel.
2. [x] They are possessed by a demon.
3. [x] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie.
4. [x] They are physically strong. ((strong, but not like- body builder))
5. [x] They have a rare hair/fur colour.
6. [x] Their eyes are an unusual colour.
7. [x] This eye colour happens to be red.
8. [x] Their eyes change color.
9. [x] They have wings
10. [x] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift.
11. [x] They are immortal.
12. [x] [If female.] They have large boobs.
13. [x] [If male.] They are very muscular.
14. [x] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
15. [x] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc.
16. [x] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc.
17. [x] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers.
18. [x] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet.
19. [x] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers.
20. [x] They are a healer.
21. [x] They are from a very rich/royal family.
22. [x] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background.
23. [x] They have lost one/both of their parents.
24. [x] They ran away from home.
25. [x] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
26. [x] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death.
27. [x] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature, ect.
28. [x] They never knew their parents.
29. [x] They were abused/spoiled as a child.
30. [x] They are very attractive to the same gender.
31. [x] They have lots of friends/no friends.
32. [x] They are emo/cutesy.
33. [x] They look much younger/older than they really are.
34. [x] They are currently in a relationship.
35. [x] They have lots of morals and declare them a fair bit.
36. [x] They have a mental disorder.
37. [x] They have an emotional disorder.
38. [x] They struggle to stay sane.
39. [x] They are a psycho.
40. [x] They have multiple personalities.
41. [x] They are very intelligent.
42. [x] They have hallucinations.
43. [x] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
44. [x] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet.
45. [x] They have a guardian spirit.
46. [x] They have a 'special type' of soul.
47. [x] Their soul is not the same as them.
48. [x] They can talk to spirits/ghosts.
49. [x] Some part of their body glows.
50. [x] They have a rare/unusual name.
51. [x] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, etc.
52. [x] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age.
53. [x] They are connected with a certain element.
54. [x] They are connected with a certain animal.
55. [x] They always dress like a certain 'label'. (Proxy Signature)
56. [x] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
57. [x] They are a race/species that is discriminated/against/misunderstood.
58. [x] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared.
59. [x] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives.
60. [x] They are hiding from someone/something.
61. [x] They have a rare blood type.
62. [x] They cry blood.
63. [x] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc. make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown.
64. [x] They are from a different country to where they live
65. [x] They are very mysterious/dark.
66. [x] They are very lively/happy.
67. [x] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly.
68. [x] They are very patient.
69. [x] They are from a long line of assassins.
70. [x] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear.
71. [x] They have amnesia.
72. [x] The have some sort of harmful curse upon them.
73. [x] They are involved in some sort of prophecy.
74. [x] They are 'the chosen one'.
75. [x] They have insomnia.
Overall Points : 75/75
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Point Reduction ::
Take points off your OC's overall score if they fit any of the following statements ::
1. [ ] They smoke.
2. [ ] They are an alcoholic.
3. [ ] They are overweight.
4. [ ] They are addicted to drugs.
5. [ ] They have a short temper.
6. [ ] They enjoy bullying others.
7. [ ] They do not care much about others.
8. [ ] They are relatively emotionless.
9. [ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition.
Total: 0/9
Final Score :: 75/75
RESULT ::
05 :: Anti-Sue.
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they score that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.
06-15 :: Balanced Character.
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though. (Oh Thank God ;A;) (Wink)
16-25 :: Borderline Mary-Sue.
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.
26+ :: Mary-Sue.
Please revise your character... NOW.
36+ :: Get Jealous Nerds.
55+ :: Michael Bay Movie Fodder
75 :: You will never be as furry as I am scrublord. A Paragon Furry. A God Amongst Mere Mortals.
An angelic werebear demon who never knew his parents, Garr was an immortal with purple and yellow hair and red eyes who cried blood when he was too shy to the face world, hiding behind his wings. He was strong though and very muscular and super attractive. With his ability to mind read and shoot fireballs, he didnt need a staff to shoot lightning but he had one anyways but his true power is yet to be discovered. But he is also a healer from a line of rich angel demon hybrids. When he watched his cruel parents die, he was abused by them and only became emo when he started to declare his morals around other people. His emotional and mental disorders made it hard for him to stay sane even as he looked for a relationship. Him and his multiple personalities were intelligent but the hallucinations he had would sometimes summon spirits that guided him as he ran away from home. His ring finger glowed and was connected to the element of "Blood". He only kind of looked like a demon from Devil May Cry but not really because he was different and dark and the smell of criticism gives him nervous breakdowns when they live in the different country from which he was born. He is mysterious and dark but happy but sometimes he changes his mood as well. He is patient with his friends and since he is also the perfect assassin, he is quick to dispatch his enemies. The chain necklace he wears he can't remember why he has on but keeps it because the necklace cursed him to forget but that was always written in the prophesy. He was the chosen one and sometimes he couldn't sleep.
Not leaving, Here's a video.
Posted 10 years agoR.I.P. Terry Pratchett
Posted 10 years agoThank you for inspiring me to write Sir Terry..
You've told me some of the finest stories I've ever read and taught me that magic just happens..
But that the real magic is in the human ability to take ideas and wrap steel, hard work, blood, sweat and tears around them.
I won't mourn you, I'll only wonder where your journey has taken you next and know you're still making people smile.. Even me.
You make me want to be a better person. Thank you.
You've told me some of the finest stories I've ever read and taught me that magic just happens..
But that the real magic is in the human ability to take ideas and wrap steel, hard work, blood, sweat and tears around them.
I won't mourn you, I'll only wonder where your journey has taken you next and know you're still making people smile.. Even me.
You make me want to be a better person. Thank you.
Look what they made, they made it for me, Happy Technology.
Posted 10 years agoImportant Paypal Information.
Posted 10 years agoA important detail about paypal:
(copied from
Captain_nikko and
Ukent)
PAYPAL IS TRYING TO SLIP THE RUG UNDER US. Or they may have said this and just no one read about it or noticed/knew.
OKAY SO BEFORE YOU SEND ANY MONEY FOR THAT AWESOME COMMISSION YOU WANT TO BUY FROM THAT AWESOME ARTIST. PLEASE STOP AND READ THIS.
Paypal changed the look of how you will fill out information and send money. Thus, you need to be super careful. Don’t go all willy nilly through and be like “Yeah yeah yeah send” you need to stop when you see this screen right away.
Before you proceed, you will first notice one major thing: your address is showing. What you need to do if you are ordering a DIGITAL WORK (aka, it is being sent to you via the interwebz) is you need to click on your address and there around be a drop down menu of 3 (or more) options:
No address needed
Your Current Address
+ Add a new shipping address
Be sure to select “No address needed”, it is very important that you do. If you leave your address in there, Paypal will assume that you are to receive a physical package. A physical package which needs proof that exists physically. Paypal will want the artist to provide shipping labels and tracking info on said package. This is bad, very, very bad. Artists can get in trouble if they cannot provide these things.
Please, if an artist asks to send you back your money so that you can send it again correctly, do not be offended. You are paying them to do your commission, how can they do your commission with no money?
Reblog this, send this around, if you want to make a proper tutorial go ahead, I hope this was clear enough as it is. U
(copied from


PAYPAL IS TRYING TO SLIP THE RUG UNDER US. Or they may have said this and just no one read about it or noticed/knew.
OKAY SO BEFORE YOU SEND ANY MONEY FOR THAT AWESOME COMMISSION YOU WANT TO BUY FROM THAT AWESOME ARTIST. PLEASE STOP AND READ THIS.
Paypal changed the look of how you will fill out information and send money. Thus, you need to be super careful. Don’t go all willy nilly through and be like “Yeah yeah yeah send” you need to stop when you see this screen right away.
Before you proceed, you will first notice one major thing: your address is showing. What you need to do if you are ordering a DIGITAL WORK (aka, it is being sent to you via the interwebz) is you need to click on your address and there around be a drop down menu of 3 (or more) options:
No address needed
Your Current Address
+ Add a new shipping address
Be sure to select “No address needed”, it is very important that you do. If you leave your address in there, Paypal will assume that you are to receive a physical package. A physical package which needs proof that exists physically. Paypal will want the artist to provide shipping labels and tracking info on said package. This is bad, very, very bad. Artists can get in trouble if they cannot provide these things.
Please, if an artist asks to send you back your money so that you can send it again correctly, do not be offended. You are paying them to do your commission, how can they do your commission with no money?
Reblog this, send this around, if you want to make a proper tutorial go ahead, I hope this was clear enough as it is. U
Bamboo
Posted 10 years agoGot a bamboo tablet for christmas and finally hooked it up. Wish I could figure out how to tell oC to make the pressure count for a bit more but oh wells.
Probably will get some sketching done once my other project finishes up.
Probably will get some sketching done once my other project finishes up.
The BDSM Test
Posted 10 years agoGot linked this test from
Angin_Jiwa
At first I thought the results might be a little skewed, but the more I thought about a lot of my switch tendancies are pretty well represented assuming it was the right individual doing them. Anywhose. Enjoy.
== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
100% Degradation Giver
96% Sadist
93% Primal (Predator)
84% Dominant
83% Non-monogamist
80% Daddy/Mommy
79% Exhibitionist
79% Voyeur
77% Brat Tamer
76% Experimentalist
76% Primal (Prey)
71% Bondage Giver
70% Switch
67% Pervert
66% Masochist
66% Vanilla
50% Degradation Receiver
50% Girl/Boy
49% Brat
45% Master/Mistress
41% Submissive
40% Bondage Receiver
21% All-Rounder
21% Slave

At first I thought the results might be a little skewed, but the more I thought about a lot of my switch tendancies are pretty well represented assuming it was the right individual doing them. Anywhose. Enjoy.
== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
100% Degradation Giver
96% Sadist
93% Primal (Predator)
84% Dominant
83% Non-monogamist
80% Daddy/Mommy
79% Exhibitionist
79% Voyeur
77% Brat Tamer
76% Experimentalist
76% Primal (Prey)
71% Bondage Giver
70% Switch
67% Pervert
66% Masochist
66% Vanilla
50% Degradation Receiver
50% Girl/Boy
49% Brat
45% Master/Mistress
41% Submissive
40% Bondage Receiver
21% All-Rounder
21% Slave
MFF - Shoutouts - The Aftermath -
Posted 11 years agoSo it's a good couple days after the fact of MFF2014, figured the journal needed updating.
I went with several friends I'd made here on FA.
Might as well do a small rollcall.
ShiroBear Dude, it was so great to see you again and holy hell that first night... Hope your leg gets better soon.
Nikogor It was awesome finally getting to meet you and I hope that commission you got turns out awesome.
Rikki69 It was really cool meeting you too. Orcgor was lookin really fuckin good..
Kwipper Maybe someday I'll actually get to hear a music set from you, was happy to have a brother bear with me at the con.
To the people I met when I was there.
Makaio You never told me you made awesome TF videos. And you were a fuckin sight to see in your Gorilla suit.
stripekazama I'm glad you got to visit the states and you kicked anxiety's ass at the Who's Lion Is It? segment.
halfdagron Thanks for speaking up at the bar. I needed that beer and I'm glad we got to talking. Hit me on Skype!
el3ctrophr34k Thanks for hanging out. Love the chainmail. Let me be the first to know if the SPFB becomes a thing.
To the people I don't know the icons for.
Cypher? Cyber? ...Thank you for visiting my room and hanging out. You really made that friday night special.
Metal Leg Man: You were such a fuckin inspiration and I was so lucky to have met you at the con. You are incredible.
Heartbreak: Thank you for sharing your sketches with me. It gets better man.. Don't let anyone keep you down.
Alkali: Yeah. Whose Lion Hat guy. You're frickin hilarioous and a new inspiration for being a comedian. I wish we coulda hung out. Your ability to hold an audience is masterwork.
Real Wolf. You were there with Hijinx and your suit was amazing. Thanks for being open and friendly, even if i couldn't hear you too well sometimes.
Hijinx. Your black and green suit with the orange skull was awesome. Thanks for being such a friendly face at MFF. You really made me and shiro feel comfortable with our first experience at a furry con.
Izyxs?: We met on the last day of the con. Thanks for lending the room, loved meeting another writer. You're a beast!
To the artists I commissioned (just notes here, more later on the posted pics)
Wombat / L Frank: Thanks for being my first ever con furry commission. Your inks came out amazing. Thanks for doin barbarian Garr justice.
22mg Your art style is awesome. Thanks for chatting with me and then doing an awesome job on my character. The fact that you went out of your way to get the markers for really made me feel special.
flyingfire Thank you for the sketch. Honestly, speaking to you and getting to know you was the real prize, but the souvenier was really special.
aries84 I was such a dork when I commissioned you.. I know I did a bad job of detailing what I wanted, but you really instinctively reached into the characters and just made the perfect commission for me. Thank you from me and my friend. We both loved the work very much.
Apologies!
Schwalbe262 I swear i meant to get a hold of you to meet up but when the con got under way, it was all so big and new... not to mention the scrambling leading up to the con, I'm sorry. You slipped my mind. Next time.
Mebbe next time!
stigmata It was a shame you didn't get to go but I definitely felt like I got to know you a little based on the reactions I got when I talked to people about the commission I got from you. I am beyond pleased with the job you did and I hope we continue to stay in touch, even though I know you keep busy.
So.. Yeah.. Heh..
Lot of things have been said about the chlorine incident.
I won't add too much to that topic, suffice it to say, me and my roommates were ok.
I do think this wasn't an accident and I think it was meant to disrupt, not to seriously harm. There are better ways.
I am looking forward to finding out more about it as it develops.
Hopefully there will be some fingerprints on that jar. (I think they said it was a jar... right?)
The con was an overwhelmingly positive experience.
As a newbie, I didn't know what to expect but I met a lot of friendly people who made me feel welcome.
I often felt like it was less of a furry con and more of a hug con.
I think the reasons people join the community are varied and if you ask 10 people you'll get 10 different answers.
But being around so many artists, talented writers, suiters and comics was an absolute blast.
If you were ever feeling like you were on the fence about going I recommend it.
Open yourself up to meeting new people and just go and do it.
You won't regret it.
I know I didn't,
I went with several friends I'd made here on FA.
Might as well do a small rollcall.




To the people I met when I was there.


halfdagron Thanks for speaking up at the bar. I needed that beer and I'm glad we got to talking. Hit me on Skype!

To the people I don't know the icons for.
Cypher? Cyber? ...Thank you for visiting my room and hanging out. You really made that friday night special.
Metal Leg Man: You were such a fuckin inspiration and I was so lucky to have met you at the con. You are incredible.
Heartbreak: Thank you for sharing your sketches with me. It gets better man.. Don't let anyone keep you down.
Alkali: Yeah. Whose Lion Hat guy. You're frickin hilarioous and a new inspiration for being a comedian. I wish we coulda hung out. Your ability to hold an audience is masterwork.
Real Wolf. You were there with Hijinx and your suit was amazing. Thanks for being open and friendly, even if i couldn't hear you too well sometimes.
Hijinx. Your black and green suit with the orange skull was awesome. Thanks for being such a friendly face at MFF. You really made me and shiro feel comfortable with our first experience at a furry con.
Izyxs?: We met on the last day of the con. Thanks for lending the room, loved meeting another writer. You're a beast!
To the artists I commissioned (just notes here, more later on the posted pics)
Wombat / L Frank: Thanks for being my first ever con furry commission. Your inks came out amazing. Thanks for doin barbarian Garr justice.



Apologies!

Mebbe next time!

So.. Yeah.. Heh..
Lot of things have been said about the chlorine incident.
I won't add too much to that topic, suffice it to say, me and my roommates were ok.
I do think this wasn't an accident and I think it was meant to disrupt, not to seriously harm. There are better ways.
I am looking forward to finding out more about it as it develops.
Hopefully there will be some fingerprints on that jar. (I think they said it was a jar... right?)
The con was an overwhelmingly positive experience.
As a newbie, I didn't know what to expect but I met a lot of friendly people who made me feel welcome.
I often felt like it was less of a furry con and more of a hug con.
I think the reasons people join the community are varied and if you ask 10 people you'll get 10 different answers.
But being around so many artists, talented writers, suiters and comics was an absolute blast.
If you were ever feeling like you were on the fence about going I recommend it.
Open yourself up to meeting new people and just go and do it.
You won't regret it.
I know I didn't,
MFF, Are you going?
Posted 11 years agoGoing to MFF this year for the first time with a couple of friends I met here on FA.
Looking forward to going since it's going to be my first con and I'm completely open to meetin' and greetin' anyone there who knows how to have a good time. Games, drinkin, sharing stories. Whatever. Hit me up.
Don't really know what to expect since its my first time but I'm pretty excited.
Cheers. Prolly my last journal for a while. Have a happy Halloween.
Looking forward to going since it's going to be my first con and I'm completely open to meetin' and greetin' anyone there who knows how to have a good time. Games, drinkin, sharing stories. Whatever. Hit me up.
Don't really know what to expect since its my first time but I'm pretty excited.
Cheers. Prolly my last journal for a while. Have a happy Halloween.
Meet the OC, Garr's Interrogation, AMA, TL;DR Alert
Posted 11 years agoSo.. I should probably begin this journal by saying that I've wanted to do a "Meet the OC" meme thing for a while now. I knew my character wouldn't just sit down and tolerate the casual interview meme that had been circling around. Garr probably wouldn't have even stopped to listen to the first question so my idea was to create a little story where he'd been captured and interrogated. It was supposed to be a short little thing but somewhere along the way it became the 6 page monster it is now... I don't know how many people will read this but I'm tired of trying to keep it a well balanced story as well as an interview / interrogation.
Theoretically I'm going to expand the interview below into a bigger story (mostly because people I showed it to wanted to know more when I didn't have anything planned) and I'll probably be roping in one of
nikogor's characters into it as well, whose idea the interrogation was in the first place. At that stage, the fleshed out story will be about Garr and Kong getting imprisoned in sort sort of prison. It'll answer a lot of questions I didn't have time for in this journal, such as who the captors are, how Garr got captured and what they'll do once they do escape.
I've tried to give you, the readers, a strong sense of what Garr is like, even if he changes from setting to setting a bit, and many of the "Meet The OC" questions are actually answered within, even if the question isn't asked.
The other thing I wanted to mention before letting you go is that the last bit of the interview is intended to rope in the AMA sections of "Meet The OC" memes by letting you, the reader, be the captors behind the camera and ask questions to the currently contained bear. In the future, I'll probably post this as a submission and continue the AMA if people are interested.
Also want to thank
drackirwolf,
powerplayer, and
Aekrilos for posting such great stories that I decided to write myself a bit.
You too Casey. You know who you are.
Thanks for reading up to this point. I hope you enjoy the story.
"I've changed my mind. I'm not going through with this."
"Mr. Keaton, please understand, we have sent you into that room to get a job done. Is that job done, Mr. Keaton?" crackled the speaker in the corner of the damp room. A single camera whirred on an electric motor, turning to focus onto the wolf pacing in the cell.
"You can't do this to me! This is illegal! I don't have to do shit!"
A figure underneath a single dangling lightbulb sits tied to a steel reinforced chair in the far side of the damp, dank room. Black furred arms are bolted with steel cuffs to the armrests and its head is slumped forward, wrapped in a burlap sack. Bloodstains mar the sack's appearance and a broad black chest slowly heaves with breath.
"Mr. Keaton. The longer you spend arguing with us, the longer it'll take for you to be done with that interview... The longer it takes for you to complete the interview, the longer it will be before you will be allowed to leave. Those sedatives will not hold up forever."
"This is fuckin horseshit. You guys have a speaker and a camera. Why do I have to be in here?", groused the wolf as he glared into the unsympathetic eye of the camera which whirred as it tracked the wolf pacing around the room.
"Everything will be explained when you open the envelope.", the speaker said, its voice's owner dripping with strained patience. "Now, if you're quite done dragging your feet, we recommend you open that envelope. When he wakes up..."
A low rumbling chuckle utters forth from the hooded figure. "...Yes. What'll happen when I wake up?"
The space inside the room begins to feel claustrophobic, as if its suddenly harder to breathe as the wolf's suddenly bloodshot eyes slowly turn towards the hooded figure. A small table with a manila envelope separates the wolf from the incapacitated cellmate.
"He seems to be awake Mr. Keaton. I suggest you open that envelope and complete your task. Remember what is at stake. Full amnesty from your crimes. Freedom. Your family."
The wolf stares at the envelope for a very long time, sweat beading up on his forehead. Mouth suddenly dry, he takes a step towards the table. As he does so, he hears the figure snarl and he involuntarily lets out a startled yelp. His pulse quickening, he closes his eyes, takes a deep breath and then walks up to the envelope and opens it.
Inside he finds a simple sheet of paper and a syringe. A small post-it note wrapped around the syringe reads "Truth Serum". In smaller letters at the bottom of the post-it note, it reads: "Good Luck."
'Okay... I can do this...' The wolf thinks to himself. As he gets ready to ask the first question on the premade interview, he hears the crackle of the speaker and darts a glance at the camera.
"Mr. Keaton..."
"Y-..Yes?"
"Remove the subject's hood for the camera."
All the wolf can do is stare at the prisoner's chest heaving up and down, an unignorable reminder that the subject is still very much alive. Tensely, the wolf steps towards the hooded figure even as the growls grow louder, unable to ignore how rusted some of the restraints now look upon closer inspection.. the way that the legs of the chair seem to have been dented and scratched. With a quick movement, he tries to yank off the sack but its been tied at the prisoner's neck.
The figure jerks in his chair, the steel groaning as the unmistakable depth of a bear's roar erupts from the captive. The prisoner grips the armrests and blood begins to seep around his wrists from where the steel has bit into his forearms.
The wolf jumps back and starts to break out into a fresh sweat. The hairs on the back of his neck stand up and his blood runs cold in his veins from the bestial roar. "NO. FUCK NO. OH GODS NO.... NO NO NO". His eyes dart around the room and his voice cracks as the beginnings of panic seep into his voice.
"Mr. Keaton. The hood. Now. We will not repeat ourselves again.", crackles the speaker.
The wolf breathes heavily, trying to get his heart to quit feeling like its trying to jump out of his chest. His breath seems to echo loudly in the room compared to the earsplitting roar from earlier.
After a few moments, the wolf wipes his forehead of its sweat and grips his hands reflexively, trying to build up his nerve. He pads softly towards the hooded bear and with his hands shaking, proceeds to undo the knot. It seems to take an eternity but eventually, the blood encrusted strings dangle loosely from the sack's edge and he lifts the hood away.
It's a gruesome sight, but the first thing the wolf notices is the sudden coppery smell of blood in the air as the hood comes off. . The black bear's face is badly beaten and his fur is matted with blood. His left eye has been swollen shut and his right eye blinks at the sudden intrusion of light. Grimacing, he shifts his arms before settling his dark brown eye upon the wolf, watching the wolf's every move. The wolf can't help but notice how stocky the bear is, his arms and legs looking like treetrunks. There isn't much definition, but the wolf had no doubts as to the power that lurked within. Grey fur stands out against his dark features where it hasn't been stained red with blood.
The wolf trembles as he walks away, doing his damndest to not look at the bear. The glimpses he saw while he pulled the hood off were unsettling and turned his stomach. Trying to steel his shattered nerves, he sits down at the lone chair by the table and holds the single sheet in front of him.
"Question One.."
"Hey. What's your name?" The bear's deep baritone voice is unnervingly calm as he interrupts the wolf.
"Shut the fuck up. Ques-", the wolf snapped, eager to get the damn thing over with.
"Your name." the bear growls suddenly, his eye pinning the wolf down with his stare.
"...Paul." the wolf found himself saying, finally looking up to meet the bear's penetrating gaze.
"They tell you what happened to the last guy they brought to me, Paul?", the bear grins maliciously.
The wolf stares back at the bear and for a fraction of a second his ears lay back.
The bear chuckles darkly. "...I see they have. Just making sure..." The bear leans aside and spits on the ground before leaning back into his chair, a crooked smile on his muzzle. "Well then. Get on with it... Paul."
"What's your name?"
"Garr."
"Do you know why you were given that name?"
Garr shrugs. "I was young and I thought it sounded tough."
"What is your species?"
The bear stares at Paul. "...Bear."
"What is your gender?"
Garr frowns for a moment, as if he's not sure if the wolf is kidding or not. "Male."
"Do you have any family?"
Garr leans his head back and stretches his neck. "No."
"How old are you?"
"Twen-Ty Nine.." he drawls, drawing out each syllable.
"Were you educated?"
"Yeah. Learned a lot on the streets." Garr looks through Paul as though remembering something he hasn't thought of in a while. "Learned even more in the wilds." Garr seems to refocus on Paul. "Got a degree in philosophy too." He smirks, seemingly pleased with his assinine remark.
"Have you ever killed anything?"
The bear chuckles softly. "Believe it or not, meat don't grow on trees in nice little plastic packages."
"Have you ever killed anyone?"
Garr smiles wryly. "We both know the answer to that question. Yes."
"Do you like to hurt people?"
Garr starts to laugh, his voice echoing in the room. "Seriously?" He grins a toothy smile. "How about you undo these restraints." Garr stretches out his fingers before gripping the armrests again. "We can find out."
The wolf begins to growl as he fingers the syringe inside the envelope. "I'm sick of your smug attitude..." The bear didn't look so tough. He was beaten five different shades of hell and he had to have been weakened by the lack of sleep he undoubtably got last night. Slowly, Paul's attitude started to shift as he eyed the bloody restraints on the bear's arms. "How about...", the wolf mused, his voice gaining confidence, "...we find out some real answers? See how you like a little truth serum shedding light into your dark corners..."
For the first time, Garr starts to look a little unsettled. His face then turns serious, forcing his swollen eye open. "...If you stick me with that needle, you won't need truth serum to believe me when I say I will tear you and everyone in this fucking building to pieces."
The wolf starts to grin as he holds up the syringe. "Oh.. The big bad bear wants to make threats." Gaining even more confidence, he starts to walk towards Garr. Garr begins to struggle in his restraints as the wolf arrives. "Now... Try not to faint, I need you awake for this interview." Paul smirked as he jammed the syringe into Garr's arm and depressed the plunger.
Garr snarled and gritted his teeth but he could feel the formula searing the blood in his shoulder. "...I'm going to especially enjoy ripping you apart, mutt." Garr spat out even as his mind started to fog over. "I'm going to savor your screams for a long fucking time."
Paul smugly walked back over to his chair. "I don't know why I didn't think to do this sooner... Just a few more questions and I'm walking out of here while they leave you to rot... or worse..."
Garr began to growl but the strange woozy, floating feeling started to sweep through him and his head bobbed as he struggled to hold it upright. What came out instead was an unsteady groan.
Paul sits down and smiles darkly at Garr. "What to ask first...."
"What does the big bad bear like to fuck?"
Garr grips the armrests so hard that the chair begins to groan, gathering every fiber of his being together in trying to fight against the effects of the serum. The slow burn spreads through his chest with each passing second and he feels himself losing his inhibitions. Feeling like a caged animal in his mind, he shuts his eyes and grimaces. Was there more sedative in the serum as well..? He was definitely feeling weaker..
"I fuck dudes that can handle a pounding... Show em everything they aren't before leaving them moaning in quivering pile of fuck." Garr's mind races as he finds himself talking despite himself.
"Interesting.." The wolf smirks. "Why are you such a fucking asshole?"
Garr's head sways, trying to will himself to shut up. "I've had to be. Nobody ever gave me anything for free. You either take what you want or you get stepped on by those with power."
"Poetic.." the wolf sneered. "So the big bad bear had to face off against the world alone...Boo fuckin hoo."
Garr feels a huge ache in his chest as his mouth continues to run itself. "...No.. not alone..."
The wolf's ears perked up. "...No...?"
Garr thrashes against his seat as he tries to fight the serum but it's no use. "...I... Have... a.... Brother....named... Fen"
The wolf arched an eyebrow. "I thought you said you didn't have any family.."
Garr snarls viciously, hating himself for giving his brother up, the sting of betrayal cutting him deeper than the restraints ever could. "Surprise... I fucking lie when I'm being tortured and interrogated."
The wolf seems very pleased with himself, thinking this is exactly the kind of leverage the men in suits would like to hear.
"How interesting. Tell me more about him... Where is he? Is he dangerous?"
Garr continued to struggle and pull against his bonds, the chair continuing to groan and creak from the strain. "...I don't fucking know. Haven't kept in touch. He can take care of himself..."
The bear hocked another wad of bloodflecked spit on the ground to the side of him. "Fen was always the brains of the operation while I was the brawn. That probably made him more dangerous than I ever was."
The wolf raised an eyebrow but moved on to the next question on the sheet.
"Are you married? Do you have kids?"
"...No and no..." Garr tried to keep his face calm as he realized the sedative in the truth serum was starting to wear off and his hands gripped his armrests.
"Do you have any powers?"
Garr starts to laugh as he feels his strength returning, the fogginess in his mind starting to clear up. "I don't need anything other than my bare hands..."
The wolf frowned as he reached the bottom of his sheet. He was out of questions. "Alright.." he said to the camera. "That's the last of it. Fuck you Garr... I'm out of here." He walked over to the door and started to jiggle the handle, the bear still chuckling in the background.
"Why is the door still locked? C'mon.. The... Oh fuck... Fuck you guys.... YOU FUCKIN..." The only reply he recieved was the cold mechanical whirr of the camera in the corner turning away from the wolf and towards the direction of the bear.
The wolf froze as he heard a particularly loud growl from behind him and the scream of metal being wrenched apart. Tears start to distort the edge of his vision as the clang of metal hitting the ground echoes throughout the room along with the sound of heavy footsteps. The wolf sagged agaisnt the door. He'd been set up. He'd always known... but he had snapped at the glimmer of hope the wardens had dangled in front of him like a fool.
The room suddenly went dark as the sound of the lightbulb's glass tinkled against the ground. The wolf turned around in the absolute darkness and began to growl, trying to place the bear but the room was silent now.
The camera clicked and whirred as it turned on its nightvision, the wolf whipping his head around from side to side in the dark, trying to sense the bear. It zoomed as the bear slammed a fist into the wolf's chest, pinning the lupine against the wall. It took photos of the wolf's snapped spine as the bear whipped the canine into a devastating backbreaker. It recorded the howls of agony as the bear stomped Paul's chest into the ground. It whirred as it watched the bear finally snap the whimpering wolf's neck, the bear breathing heavily as he turned his attention to the camera.
Dropping the wolf's lifeless carcass to the ground, Garr slowly walked up to the camera and grinned sadistically into its lens. "...Any more questions...?"
Theoretically I'm going to expand the interview below into a bigger story (mostly because people I showed it to wanted to know more when I didn't have anything planned) and I'll probably be roping in one of

I've tried to give you, the readers, a strong sense of what Garr is like, even if he changes from setting to setting a bit, and many of the "Meet The OC" questions are actually answered within, even if the question isn't asked.
The other thing I wanted to mention before letting you go is that the last bit of the interview is intended to rope in the AMA sections of "Meet The OC" memes by letting you, the reader, be the captors behind the camera and ask questions to the currently contained bear. In the future, I'll probably post this as a submission and continue the AMA if people are interested.
Also want to thank



You too Casey. You know who you are.
Thanks for reading up to this point. I hope you enjoy the story.
"I've changed my mind. I'm not going through with this."
"Mr. Keaton, please understand, we have sent you into that room to get a job done. Is that job done, Mr. Keaton?" crackled the speaker in the corner of the damp room. A single camera whirred on an electric motor, turning to focus onto the wolf pacing in the cell.
"You can't do this to me! This is illegal! I don't have to do shit!"
A figure underneath a single dangling lightbulb sits tied to a steel reinforced chair in the far side of the damp, dank room. Black furred arms are bolted with steel cuffs to the armrests and its head is slumped forward, wrapped in a burlap sack. Bloodstains mar the sack's appearance and a broad black chest slowly heaves with breath.
"Mr. Keaton. The longer you spend arguing with us, the longer it'll take for you to be done with that interview... The longer it takes for you to complete the interview, the longer it will be before you will be allowed to leave. Those sedatives will not hold up forever."
"This is fuckin horseshit. You guys have a speaker and a camera. Why do I have to be in here?", groused the wolf as he glared into the unsympathetic eye of the camera which whirred as it tracked the wolf pacing around the room.
"Everything will be explained when you open the envelope.", the speaker said, its voice's owner dripping with strained patience. "Now, if you're quite done dragging your feet, we recommend you open that envelope. When he wakes up..."
A low rumbling chuckle utters forth from the hooded figure. "...Yes. What'll happen when I wake up?"
The space inside the room begins to feel claustrophobic, as if its suddenly harder to breathe as the wolf's suddenly bloodshot eyes slowly turn towards the hooded figure. A small table with a manila envelope separates the wolf from the incapacitated cellmate.
"He seems to be awake Mr. Keaton. I suggest you open that envelope and complete your task. Remember what is at stake. Full amnesty from your crimes. Freedom. Your family."
The wolf stares at the envelope for a very long time, sweat beading up on his forehead. Mouth suddenly dry, he takes a step towards the table. As he does so, he hears the figure snarl and he involuntarily lets out a startled yelp. His pulse quickening, he closes his eyes, takes a deep breath and then walks up to the envelope and opens it.
Inside he finds a simple sheet of paper and a syringe. A small post-it note wrapped around the syringe reads "Truth Serum". In smaller letters at the bottom of the post-it note, it reads: "Good Luck."
'Okay... I can do this...' The wolf thinks to himself. As he gets ready to ask the first question on the premade interview, he hears the crackle of the speaker and darts a glance at the camera.
"Mr. Keaton..."
"Y-..Yes?"
"Remove the subject's hood for the camera."
All the wolf can do is stare at the prisoner's chest heaving up and down, an unignorable reminder that the subject is still very much alive. Tensely, the wolf steps towards the hooded figure even as the growls grow louder, unable to ignore how rusted some of the restraints now look upon closer inspection.. the way that the legs of the chair seem to have been dented and scratched. With a quick movement, he tries to yank off the sack but its been tied at the prisoner's neck.
The figure jerks in his chair, the steel groaning as the unmistakable depth of a bear's roar erupts from the captive. The prisoner grips the armrests and blood begins to seep around his wrists from where the steel has bit into his forearms.
The wolf jumps back and starts to break out into a fresh sweat. The hairs on the back of his neck stand up and his blood runs cold in his veins from the bestial roar. "NO. FUCK NO. OH GODS NO.... NO NO NO". His eyes dart around the room and his voice cracks as the beginnings of panic seep into his voice.
"Mr. Keaton. The hood. Now. We will not repeat ourselves again.", crackles the speaker.
The wolf breathes heavily, trying to get his heart to quit feeling like its trying to jump out of his chest. His breath seems to echo loudly in the room compared to the earsplitting roar from earlier.
After a few moments, the wolf wipes his forehead of its sweat and grips his hands reflexively, trying to build up his nerve. He pads softly towards the hooded bear and with his hands shaking, proceeds to undo the knot. It seems to take an eternity but eventually, the blood encrusted strings dangle loosely from the sack's edge and he lifts the hood away.
It's a gruesome sight, but the first thing the wolf notices is the sudden coppery smell of blood in the air as the hood comes off. . The black bear's face is badly beaten and his fur is matted with blood. His left eye has been swollen shut and his right eye blinks at the sudden intrusion of light. Grimacing, he shifts his arms before settling his dark brown eye upon the wolf, watching the wolf's every move. The wolf can't help but notice how stocky the bear is, his arms and legs looking like treetrunks. There isn't much definition, but the wolf had no doubts as to the power that lurked within. Grey fur stands out against his dark features where it hasn't been stained red with blood.
The wolf trembles as he walks away, doing his damndest to not look at the bear. The glimpses he saw while he pulled the hood off were unsettling and turned his stomach. Trying to steel his shattered nerves, he sits down at the lone chair by the table and holds the single sheet in front of him.
"Question One.."
"Hey. What's your name?" The bear's deep baritone voice is unnervingly calm as he interrupts the wolf.
"Shut the fuck up. Ques-", the wolf snapped, eager to get the damn thing over with.
"Your name." the bear growls suddenly, his eye pinning the wolf down with his stare.
"...Paul." the wolf found himself saying, finally looking up to meet the bear's penetrating gaze.
"They tell you what happened to the last guy they brought to me, Paul?", the bear grins maliciously.
The wolf stares back at the bear and for a fraction of a second his ears lay back.
The bear chuckles darkly. "...I see they have. Just making sure..." The bear leans aside and spits on the ground before leaning back into his chair, a crooked smile on his muzzle. "Well then. Get on with it... Paul."
"What's your name?"
"Garr."
"Do you know why you were given that name?"
Garr shrugs. "I was young and I thought it sounded tough."
"What is your species?"
The bear stares at Paul. "...Bear."
"What is your gender?"
Garr frowns for a moment, as if he's not sure if the wolf is kidding or not. "Male."
"Do you have any family?"
Garr leans his head back and stretches his neck. "No."
"How old are you?"
"Twen-Ty Nine.." he drawls, drawing out each syllable.
"Were you educated?"
"Yeah. Learned a lot on the streets." Garr looks through Paul as though remembering something he hasn't thought of in a while. "Learned even more in the wilds." Garr seems to refocus on Paul. "Got a degree in philosophy too." He smirks, seemingly pleased with his assinine remark.
"Have you ever killed anything?"
The bear chuckles softly. "Believe it or not, meat don't grow on trees in nice little plastic packages."
"Have you ever killed anyone?"
Garr smiles wryly. "We both know the answer to that question. Yes."
"Do you like to hurt people?"
Garr starts to laugh, his voice echoing in the room. "Seriously?" He grins a toothy smile. "How about you undo these restraints." Garr stretches out his fingers before gripping the armrests again. "We can find out."
The wolf begins to growl as he fingers the syringe inside the envelope. "I'm sick of your smug attitude..." The bear didn't look so tough. He was beaten five different shades of hell and he had to have been weakened by the lack of sleep he undoubtably got last night. Slowly, Paul's attitude started to shift as he eyed the bloody restraints on the bear's arms. "How about...", the wolf mused, his voice gaining confidence, "...we find out some real answers? See how you like a little truth serum shedding light into your dark corners..."
For the first time, Garr starts to look a little unsettled. His face then turns serious, forcing his swollen eye open. "...If you stick me with that needle, you won't need truth serum to believe me when I say I will tear you and everyone in this fucking building to pieces."
The wolf starts to grin as he holds up the syringe. "Oh.. The big bad bear wants to make threats." Gaining even more confidence, he starts to walk towards Garr. Garr begins to struggle in his restraints as the wolf arrives. "Now... Try not to faint, I need you awake for this interview." Paul smirked as he jammed the syringe into Garr's arm and depressed the plunger.
Garr snarled and gritted his teeth but he could feel the formula searing the blood in his shoulder. "...I'm going to especially enjoy ripping you apart, mutt." Garr spat out even as his mind started to fog over. "I'm going to savor your screams for a long fucking time."
Paul smugly walked back over to his chair. "I don't know why I didn't think to do this sooner... Just a few more questions and I'm walking out of here while they leave you to rot... or worse..."
Garr began to growl but the strange woozy, floating feeling started to sweep through him and his head bobbed as he struggled to hold it upright. What came out instead was an unsteady groan.
Paul sits down and smiles darkly at Garr. "What to ask first...."
"What does the big bad bear like to fuck?"
Garr grips the armrests so hard that the chair begins to groan, gathering every fiber of his being together in trying to fight against the effects of the serum. The slow burn spreads through his chest with each passing second and he feels himself losing his inhibitions. Feeling like a caged animal in his mind, he shuts his eyes and grimaces. Was there more sedative in the serum as well..? He was definitely feeling weaker..
"I fuck dudes that can handle a pounding... Show em everything they aren't before leaving them moaning in quivering pile of fuck." Garr's mind races as he finds himself talking despite himself.
"Interesting.." The wolf smirks. "Why are you such a fucking asshole?"
Garr's head sways, trying to will himself to shut up. "I've had to be. Nobody ever gave me anything for free. You either take what you want or you get stepped on by those with power."
"Poetic.." the wolf sneered. "So the big bad bear had to face off against the world alone...Boo fuckin hoo."
Garr feels a huge ache in his chest as his mouth continues to run itself. "...No.. not alone..."
The wolf's ears perked up. "...No...?"
Garr thrashes against his seat as he tries to fight the serum but it's no use. "...I... Have... a.... Brother....named... Fen"
The wolf arched an eyebrow. "I thought you said you didn't have any family.."
Garr snarls viciously, hating himself for giving his brother up, the sting of betrayal cutting him deeper than the restraints ever could. "Surprise... I fucking lie when I'm being tortured and interrogated."
The wolf seems very pleased with himself, thinking this is exactly the kind of leverage the men in suits would like to hear.
"How interesting. Tell me more about him... Where is he? Is he dangerous?"
Garr continued to struggle and pull against his bonds, the chair continuing to groan and creak from the strain. "...I don't fucking know. Haven't kept in touch. He can take care of himself..."
The bear hocked another wad of bloodflecked spit on the ground to the side of him. "Fen was always the brains of the operation while I was the brawn. That probably made him more dangerous than I ever was."
The wolf raised an eyebrow but moved on to the next question on the sheet.
"Are you married? Do you have kids?"
"...No and no..." Garr tried to keep his face calm as he realized the sedative in the truth serum was starting to wear off and his hands gripped his armrests.
"Do you have any powers?"
Garr starts to laugh as he feels his strength returning, the fogginess in his mind starting to clear up. "I don't need anything other than my bare hands..."
The wolf frowned as he reached the bottom of his sheet. He was out of questions. "Alright.." he said to the camera. "That's the last of it. Fuck you Garr... I'm out of here." He walked over to the door and started to jiggle the handle, the bear still chuckling in the background.
"Why is the door still locked? C'mon.. The... Oh fuck... Fuck you guys.... YOU FUCKIN..." The only reply he recieved was the cold mechanical whirr of the camera in the corner turning away from the wolf and towards the direction of the bear.
The wolf froze as he heard a particularly loud growl from behind him and the scream of metal being wrenched apart. Tears start to distort the edge of his vision as the clang of metal hitting the ground echoes throughout the room along with the sound of heavy footsteps. The wolf sagged agaisnt the door. He'd been set up. He'd always known... but he had snapped at the glimmer of hope the wardens had dangled in front of him like a fool.
The room suddenly went dark as the sound of the lightbulb's glass tinkled against the ground. The wolf turned around in the absolute darkness and began to growl, trying to place the bear but the room was silent now.
The camera clicked and whirred as it turned on its nightvision, the wolf whipping his head around from side to side in the dark, trying to sense the bear. It zoomed as the bear slammed a fist into the wolf's chest, pinning the lupine against the wall. It took photos of the wolf's snapped spine as the bear whipped the canine into a devastating backbreaker. It recorded the howls of agony as the bear stomped Paul's chest into the ground. It whirred as it watched the bear finally snap the whimpering wolf's neck, the bear breathing heavily as he turned his attention to the camera.
Dropping the wolf's lifeless carcass to the ground, Garr slowly walked up to the camera and grinned sadistically into its lens. "...Any more questions...?"