X3 Taken from  cheery314

A = French Kisser
L = Beautiful eyes
E = Crazy as hell
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
A = French Kisser
N = Cool person
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
R = Beautiful/handsome

C = Will kick your ass
R = Beautiful/handsome
O = Different
S = Damn sexy
S = Damn sexy
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- = Cute
A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone

i'm helping this cause...and wish him luck, i myself was a heart patient, 4 times within my first 3 years of life....i almost didn't survive...anyway...please help, he needs about 16 and a half K for the surgery up front.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2069069/

taken from  felixpath

This meme is going around, and I'm all over it 'cause it allows artists to showcase each other's work. If you are an artist, comment on this journal and I'll put your name up here, along with three pieces of art that I think are really good. In return, you have to post this meme as a journal yourself, with my name as the first featured artist and three pics of mine that you like.

 felixpath great snuff artiest on this site, and quite a smexy bat to boot X3
1.http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5062547/ ^^; ok so i'm the one in peril here...doesn't mean i still don't leik it
2.http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4428475/ X3 latex, bondage, and drowning, this is a pic that makes me go murr every time i see it
3.http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2966545/ -///- this was honestly the first ever male pic that gave me a stiffy so hard i couldn't resist stroking it

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1993459/

plz help, any amount will do

well i've been hearing bout lots of bans lately, most recently the ban of adult sonic and cub art. now of course this saddens me, but i think i'm over it by now. i've done some thinking and a bit of research. now that i think about it, FA is not really built for the pr0nz, it was built for fans and their art. true i had one other sonic themed art coming from  drmoreau but now it won't get it's chance. (at least not here) oh and if you're reading this doc, please just go ahead and take my stuff down, i don't want u to get banned because of it, you're a great artiest. ^^

in total honesty, i think what they're doing is somewhat right even if it is a bit harsh to take in, i mean really only 30% of all stuff uploaded to the site is adult material. i can live perfectly fine without cub and sonic stuff (actually ^^; i'll just find it somewhere else)

call me crazy if you want to, call me an asshole even, but please don't hate me for what i've just wrote because we all know it's true.

-Alexander the Lombax

http://www.yelp.com/topic/san-franc.....g-tsa-pat-down

just something u have to see to believe X3

My week's been quite shweet so far, got the new NFS and been playing the hell out of it, found out i could play netflix movies straight from my PS3 (X3 woot!) and, after tlkin alot with my newest bro (shawntails X3) got a couple sonic games for free! but again....for all my good luck, there is always bad. T_T I recently am finding out that a few furs have gone or are going homeless (check previous journal if u wanna help one of em) and that many of my friends are having problems....i really want to help everyone all that i can....but some things are just impossible and they make me so sad, and mad at myself. *sigh* I'm also starting to have some guilt problems concerning a certain death (see previous "just my fragging luck" entry) and i'm quite sad that my family gatherings are getting smaller and smaller each year... and yes.....this lombax is starting to feel lonely again....i don't fragging get it.....why is it that i have so many damn friends and yet i still feel fragging lonely! T_T curse of being a Lombax i suppose.... It's after 4 in the morning as i write this....*sigh* depression is turning me into an insomniac. T_T

-Alexander the Lombax

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1881029/
he's taking commissions, earning up nuff monies to go live wit his mate ^^

Stolen from  jektthelombax X3

Appearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes.
[x] = You blush a lot.
[x] = You giggle.
[x] = You're quiet.
[x] = You say random silly things.
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy. (does this only apply to females? O_o)
[x] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall. (DAH!! XP)
TOTAL SO FAR: 8

Innocence:
[x] = You're a virgin.
[x] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush. (only certain things)
[ ] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[x] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[x] = You like to cuddle.
[x] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14

Colors:
[x] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15

Personality:
[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[x] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[x] = You like happy upbeat music.
[ ] = You like "Cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18

What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals
[ ] = You like babies a lot.
[x] = you like Small/mini versions of things
TOTAL: 20

Multiply how many you got by 4
Repost as: "I'm __% Cute"

ok....i just had the most odd fucking dream i've ever had and i remember it so vividly too...ok so it starts in a sort of high school classroom where there's like only 10 students (including me) and one of the kids is goofing off playing some game on his PSP. the teacher walks up and confiscates it (obviously XP) and hands each of us a paper with the top part labeled "PUNISHMENT". so...i read this thing and it says we gotta go do community service "because one disobeyed all will eventually disobey."

anyway...i guess it cuts to like an hour later or...a day later....i'm walking around a strip mall-like place (carrying a blue inflatophin mind u) looking for this place to do the service when i'm suddenly dragged into some allyway. some...gangster looking dudes look like their about to beat the crap outta me but decide not to when they hear a siren in the distance, so i bolt for the nearest door and go in. I walk into what looks like a cross between a library and a law firm (XP it's dream, just go with it....) there's like a few old people sitting at desks here reading what look to be magazines. I myself sit down at one of the desks trying to blend in.

Soon some kid dressed in a black robe with red trim comes along carrying a bunch of magazines and hands them to the guy sitting next to me, sort of an old black dude, and i pick up a random one to hide my face. kid asks the old dude if he can be of any more service and he says no, the kid hands him a paper and the old dude signs it, i notice that it's labeled with the same label of the one i got....earlier...(what...i don't kno how much time went by...)

so i kinda start to panic....i hide that paper from everyone trying to get out of that building and run out the front door. This....young looking nun person stops me however and tells me to give her my paper and I comply....with an embarrassed look on my face and she's like "oh! you must be the tenth child for service, please we have much work to do." I stand there stuttering to this woman embarrassed as hell saying things like "i-i-i..I'm so sorry sir...i mean miss, i mean madam.....i didn't know where this place was, I'm not really the bad one" ya kno, trying to explain meaningless stuff to her. she only responds by putting her arm around my shoulder and saying "it is alright child, i know you are not the bad one, however Mr. (insert teacher name here cause i can't remember) has been using this ploy to weed out all the bad kids in his class for years, now come...you have much work to be done"

so with tears in my eyes i tell her thanks and ask if i may use the restroom beforehand and she says yes" so i rush back into the building looking for the restroom, i go into a backroom to what looks like one of those lap-pools like u'd see in a gym and start asking people if they kno where the restroom is, being that the majority of them are old they only reply with a "WHAT?" or "HUH?"

so i finally find some punk rock looking girl, who's about my age and ask her about the RR, she says "find it yourself" and i reply "don't be an ass.." she's like "i'm only joking" and shows me the way back to a room labeled restrooms, oddly....this bell chimes in my head as if i just got a trophy on the PS3. We get to this room and there's liek 20 different doors to choose with labels like "buff men" "old ladies" "old men" "starting men" "middle men" and such liek that. By this time i REALLY have to go and am staring at these doors like wtf...i don't kno what kinda body i have....

and suddenly my real world piss wakes me up (......no i didn't pee the bed btw....) but yea....oddest fucking dream I've ever had.....

so um...what does anyone make of this anyway? besides the obvious "i gotta pee" part. I anxiously await some answers (soon i hope)

-Alexander the Lombax

just...just look hahahahahaha *falls off chair* http://i46.tinypic.com/2v9688z.jpg

Well, it's officially been 9 years since the 9-11 incident, something i kno i'll never forget. Seeing a plane hit a giant tower left sure it's mark on me, i hope to make some kinda tribute soon for it, just keep your eyes peeled. more than likely it'll be a short story or a pic of alex next to a flag or some such thing. also, any of you out there who would like to share your stories with me, i'd love to hear em ^^

-Alexander the Lombax

going to summer camp for the week, see you all on saturday!

Heh....perhaps i should have posted this earlier in the week ^^; i was a bit busy tho. anyways....2 days away YAYZ!!! X3 I know it's rather late....but any gifts or arts will be appreciated, there is no need tho, however if you do want to make anything, i would like to request that you draw me, just...not in a sexual way unless u ask me first and i approve ;3
That's all 4 now

-Alexander the Lombax

Jacked from  Kraminian91

~What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
● Keep a secret if i told you one?
● Hold my hand?
● Study with me?
● Cook for me?
● Love me?
● Date me?
● Have sex with me?

~More ~
● When and how did we meet?
● Describe me in three words.
● What was your first impression of me?
● What do you think of me now?
● What reminds you of me?
● Could you see us together forever?
● When's the last time you saw me?
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?

Well, this last weekend was quite the experience. every year, my dad's side of the family goes on a camping trip along different rivers in WV. This year was the New down in the south. We decided to rent a cabin this year instead of using tents. WOW is all i can say about that...i mean....just wow...the cabin itself was a bit of a fixer, but it had all the amenities, except of course that it was in the middle of fragging nowhere, and i had absolutely no way of communicating to anyone. That problem aside tho it was pretty fun, it even had it's own pool (eh...3ft deep but hey wht u expect?)

Anyway enough about the cabin. We brought along our kayaks and canoes and other such boats and put in about a mile up. i myself had NEVER used my kayak yet on moving water and nearly scared myself shit-less just going thru a few rapids (moving water's been a problem with me since an incident bout a year or 2 ago when me and dad flipped on the same trip) When we got back to the cabin i wanted nothing more than to just chill in the pool....ironic huh.

Then came poker night, traditionally on the last night of camping, we all gather around a big table and play poker games (hold em', five card stud, 3 card guts, etc.) we also use real money, but not much, something along the lines of $10 per person divided up in quarters, dimes and nickles. I myself won 3 natural hands (one straight, one flush and one full house) Then things got risky with a game my cousin Jay calls Indian Poker. Boy oh boy...how to describe this game? It is insane, basically you are dealt 1 card and you can't look at it, you put it on your head and can look at all the other cards, then the dealer does a "3,2,1" count down and if you fold, you drop your card, but if not you hold on to it. it's really a game of guts and luck. but that's not the half of it....everyone who doesn't fold and loses has to match the pot. so....this game's pot gets pretty darn big. i stayed out of this thankfully, but my dad did not....he lost $25+ in one single game. oh but that's not all, we wake up the next morning and i ask him "what were you thinking playing such an insane game?" his reply was "no guts, no glory" my comeback? "yeah, well no brains, no money."

-Alexander the Lombax

well, I'm out of school for the summer now, just recently bought the remake of Earthworm Jim for the DSi, and found some interesting stuff in my attic, such as a nearly 20 yr old Mario 3 guidebook and a game genie i thought we lost for good. everything was going great, until last night.......my grandma passed away.....it has instantly put me into a depressive state.....and i feel quite lonely. this is the first death in my family I've witnessed (well......not really, i wasn't beside her bed when she passed, i was at home and was informed by my parents) I've tried to distract myself with my usual activities....but this depressing feeling will not go away......it seems as a Lombax.....i am forever cursed to feel alone. anyway, any form of support will be greatly appreciated......weather or not u know me well...

-Alexander the Lombax

Told Flipsta i would repost, but anyone is welcome to fill this out so i may get to kno u better ^-^
-Alexander the Lombax


1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?