A sex meme? This is not gonna go well...


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Uh, no.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm sorry, "In the morning"? Uh, no, no, if she were my wife.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
...that's actually a pretty good question. Becuase I sleep on a single bed.

4. Do you masturbate?
I'll give you a hint; it has two letters. It starts with "n" and ends with "o".

5. How often? Lately?
Are you even paying attention to what I'm saying?

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
...no...and that's a thing?

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. Baths just make you shake all the water out, and NO ONE likes it when I do that.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Again, no, and, also again, that's a thing?

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
HELL NO

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
What does that even mean?

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
No.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Finally, a legitimate question! Unfortunately no; I do wish I could get to know them better, though!

13. Would you choose love or money?
And another legit one! Love. Money is only physical, but love means something. It shows how much you care.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
And here we go again.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Uh, no?

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Never had sex.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Seriously, are you listening to what I say?

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Ugh, *points up*

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I've never seen the outside of one.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I'm 16. I've never been to a bar.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Never been to a bar.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.

24. What's your sexuality?
Straighter than a... ruler...I've never been asked that before. But I'm straight.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
BRO, DO YOU EVEN HEAR!?

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Didn't you ask that before?

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Don't have a job...and no.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Don't know any.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Wow. I'm so touched by how well you listen.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
What if I said no?

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
...had what?

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I'm sorry, I'm still on "phone sex". Cyber sex? What is that?

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
...I don't even want to think about that...I just don't.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I'm sixteen, I don't know this stuff!

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Please tell me this is almost over.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
DAFUQ!?!?!?


I think I asked more questions than you asked me!

I've got a challenge/request for you guys! Remix "Full Moon's Glow"! It's 100% your choice, but I'm just kinda curious about what you guys can come up with! Let me know if you do! I'm definitely going to mention it!

This isn't anything about spreading my name, I just want to see what you can do with it! And again, it's completely up to you. If you'd rather not, it's perfectly fine!

...shduphs.........yep.......uhuh.................

Go and done do check it out!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5081438/

Jokes aside,  tomoyuki hasn't eaten in a while, and she/he needs money! Help a fur out!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5077418/

 nimroderick Just joined today! And he makes funny comics!

BOMBARD HIM WITH TEH VIEWS, WATCHES AND FAVS!

1. Why did you join FurAffinity?
I thought I'd try out joining this community. It was the second best choice I've ever made, second only to accepting Christ as my Savior.

2. What does your username have to do with you?
Well, it first came up a quite a few years ago, maybe 2009? I got an Xbox LIVE membership and I was trying to think of some sort of cool name that sounded "tactical" 'n' shduphs. The name "Lone Wolf" came up, but people had already taken "Lonewolf65, LoneWolf65," etc. and finally I got to the name "Lon3Wolf65".

3. What is your current avatar of?
I'm assuming you mean "What is my fursona?"; http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11634739/

4. How many watchers do you have, and how many do you watch?
52 Watchers, and I'm watching 172 other furs

5. Do you have more than one account?
Yes; I only use my other account for when the commissioner only has an NSFW ref. That's all I use it for.

6. Name 3 of your favorite artists on FA.
 electrocat  theblackparrot :mondeis:

7. What artist do you admire because of their personality?
If I had to choose one, which is REALLY hard, I'd have to say  electrocat

8. Do you comment, fave, or both?
Yes.

9. What do you typically post on FA?
I tend to post stories, but I also post parodies (although I haven't done one in a while)

10. What's your favorite submission in your gallery?
Now THAT is a hard one! I'd have to say Power. It was really fun to write and it came out awesome!

11. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
ALL THE THINGS

12. How many hours a day do you spend on FA?
...a lot...I'll leave it at that...

13. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
So fast I misspell words all teh time. *reads it* See?

14. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
Never get asked many questions that are all that annoying.

15. What is the most annoying/offending comment you've received?
On a drawing I drew a LONG time ago, which sucked like heck, some posted this comment; "If it took you less than a second to draw that, you're fucking retarded."

16. What/who inspires you?
:bucktowntiger:

17. Everyone has considered leaving FA once or twice. Have you? Why?
NOT ONCE. The people that I've met, the friends I've made, and the fact that I'm accepted is only a few of the reasons I'm staying for GOOD.

"And there he goes! Off into the noise and stupidity of dubstep!"
Hey, I think it sounds cool, alright? I respect the fact that some people like or love country music, even though I can't stand listening to it (I don't know why).

Anyways, anyone that does dubstep remixes (Already know DJ Fennec) and/or original dubstep is going to fall victim to my clicking of their watch button! Join me in this plan! *maniacal laugh*

*clears throat* Did I say that out loud?

I realized this earlier today. Last year in high school, I was being bullied. Not like the "punching after school" or "fights in the hallway" bullied. It was words. Well, they made fun of how I talked, which is one of few things that can get to my nerves, and how I acted, which is very different due to my Asperger's. I didn't have any really good friends that I could hang out and talk to without being nervous (I had some friends, though).

But I realize now that I was being attacked all throughout school. And the only reason I didn't break was because of the fandom. The awesome people I know and can call friends have helped me get through a VERY hard time in my life! You guys are honestly WAY better friends than I have in real life!

So, I will end this journal with three words:

COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!!!!

So yeah, if you didn't catch my tweet, I solved my boredom issue with a SoFurry account (https://www.sofurry.com/user)! Nothing new or different, just another place to stay up to date with my stories. This will stay as my main place, though, so don't worry about me leaving! Also, I'm working on a story for that Sci Fi story contest; maybe I'll share some of the candy with you!

Anyways, I finished the next chapter of No Heros, so I'll upload that as soon as possible, and then we can start the D&D! It's my first time DM'ing, so you'll have to go easy on me, but I'm sure it will be fun!

As for other things, one of my friends and I are trying to start up a band, so we'll see how that goes. If we can get a way of recording, expect some music to pop up! Though don't plan on it actually happening; we haven't even practiced in a while, nor do we have the ability to record (yet)! But "Maybe One Day". That's a really sad song, why'd I even bring that up!?

So, yeah. How did you deal with FA being down?

I keep on seeing/hearing red pandas being refered to as "Wahs". I just keep on wondering if that's just a nickname for them or what?

I just wanted to say that whenever I get a view on my page or one of my submissions, whenever someone favorites a story, and definitely whenever someone adds me to their watch list, I emotionally and mentally "Level Up". And I just wanted to say thank you.

Yeah, this is really frickin cheesy, but I'm from Wisconsin, so that's okay right? *cricket* But seriously, thank you to every single one of you guys. And to anyone that's going through the list of my journals, thank you as well. Reguardless of whether or not you watch me. Every view, fav, and watch is a victory to me. This community is awesome. And you guys are as well.

I'm gonna be posting links to whatever I post on here over on my Twitter account, so you can always be up to date on my writings! Just wanted to let you guys know.

Man, I'm really liking Twitter. Don't know why I avoided it like it was poison, lol

No stream yet (*grins*), but we can hang out and shduphs! Just let me know!

(My character name is Kerl Eastwood)

If you want to do a trade for it, let me know, or if you just want to do it, just notify me (with notes. Was supposed to be apparent but didn't work)! Also, I'm broke. As in dead broke. As in more broke than a game in early alpha.

So I can't pay, but I can trade!

We'll have to talk privately, because I want to keep the story a secret. So, yeah, just let me know if you want in!

I'm playing on the Xbox, but if you wanna play, just pop a comment down in the voice-text converter to let me know!

I really enjoy that game, but I prefer to play co-op. So, I'll see you on Pandora!

More specifically, a 435 word explanation as to what us furries actually are. And I'm freaking scared (pun{?} not intended). Because my pastor from church will see it. My family will see it. My brother, who I REALLY look up to, will see it. My aunt with the coolest cousins in the world will see it. My friends will see it. Everyone will see it. And I'm scared. But I feel like it's going to be okay.

Help! I need hilarious furry videos to stop this!

I haz Twitter! It's Kerl Eastwood, if you wanna follow me on an amazing journey of hilariousness! I'm probably going to use that just for funny posts and questions, so check it out! (I'm still getting used to Twitter, but wisdom comes with time, right?)

Also, I updated my link things, so you can go straight to my page by clicking that link there!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

1,000 page views!!! There's a bloody milestone! I know I should do something, but I can't think of it yet. But trust me; something will happen!

Not a show about furries, but a show that would be considered furry. Anyone?

He's on a plane to Washington right now where the college is. He's going to be gone for 4 years, so I won't get to see him for a while.

He's one of those guys that walks in a room and causes the lights to turn on. I thought this was enough of a major event in my life to share with you.