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Posted 4 years agoBOY oh boy its been a fucking roller coaster that does not stop. Still Ohio, still shootin those pix, still getting that PORN and still hiding inside and trying to break bad habits after the utter train wreck of last year. Vaxxed, safe (as you can be at least), keeping the going out to a minimum still. Last year was a complete and total waste and while I want to blame myself, I know its not all my fault.
ANYWAY. I'm gonna update this shit. I've come a long way since I posted that goofy shit in my page header...15 fucking years ago. Jesus Christ alive I've changed like NOTHING about this front page for that long. I think I'll update that.
Anyway happy summer, hopefully things keep heading in a good direction and we can all go have some FUN soon huh.
ANYWAY. I'm gonna update this shit. I've come a long way since I posted that goofy shit in my page header...15 fucking years ago. Jesus Christ alive I've changed like NOTHING about this front page for that long. I think I'll update that.
Anyway happy summer, hopefully things keep heading in a good direction and we can all go have some FUN soon huh.
Crank that dial all the way up to Not Bad
Posted 7 years agoI haven't made a journal in a year so I figured I'd do that.
I moved, I live in Columbus now, been doing well enough here, nice to not have to worry about my next meal for once.
Job is still kind of whatever, I work on a phone and it pays pretty good but still not what I'm intending to do as a career. Still don't know WHAT I want to do as a career, one would think someone that's turning 30 in a couple weeks would have that figured out but I figure I'll work on that later.
Photography is finally back in my life in a big way. I realized I've been doing this shit for almost 13 years now, and I want to upgrade from 'good enough'. So you'll see a bunch of fursuit stuff on here, and a bunch of not fursuit stuff. I cant promise it'll all be good but I'll try not to dump pictures like crazy since I know most people are here for the tiddys and dingle dangs.
Went to anthrocon and finally got a good dose of being trash in. Hoping for maybe more than one trip per year for once. We'll see.
Still trying to figure out all this life bullshit out, maybe I'll tell you if I get an answer. Maybe.
I moved, I live in Columbus now, been doing well enough here, nice to not have to worry about my next meal for once.
Job is still kind of whatever, I work on a phone and it pays pretty good but still not what I'm intending to do as a career. Still don't know WHAT I want to do as a career, one would think someone that's turning 30 in a couple weeks would have that figured out but I figure I'll work on that later.
Photography is finally back in my life in a big way. I realized I've been doing this shit for almost 13 years now, and I want to upgrade from 'good enough'. So you'll see a bunch of fursuit stuff on here, and a bunch of not fursuit stuff. I cant promise it'll all be good but I'll try not to dump pictures like crazy since I know most people are here for the tiddys and dingle dangs.
Went to anthrocon and finally got a good dose of being trash in. Hoping for maybe more than one trip per year for once. We'll see.
Still trying to figure out all this life bullshit out, maybe I'll tell you if I get an answer. Maybe.
Time to change that number on my profile again.
Posted 8 years ago29 Now. Didn't make it to AC this year, first time in like 5 years and it was realllll depressing. On the plus side, I got evicted from my shitty deathtrap apartment and I'm trying to make my way in Columbus now, near friends that I can finally visit without having to drive 7 hours to see. Finished college too, and hoping to get something job wise in the immediate future.
I'll put new pics up on here soon, just haven't felt like uploading much since its mostly just hipster photos and the fursuit pictures seem to go down better on here (shocking I know) and I don't have any NEW ones of those.
Anyway yeah that's me byeeeee.
I'll put new pics up on here soon, just haven't felt like uploading much since its mostly just hipster photos and the fursuit pictures seem to go down better on here (shocking I know) and I don't have any NEW ones of those.
Anyway yeah that's me byeeeee.
AC Maymay
Posted 9 years agoWhere are you staying?
Omni, the every other year for the westin curse continues
What day are you getting there?
Might pop in Wednesday if I can find a place to crash for that night, otherwise thursday
How are you traveling?
motor vehicle
Who will you be rooming with?
afevis, lee, sparra etc
How is the best way to find you?
look for the big table at the zoo with nerds talking about board games
Are there any panels you might be attending?
i havent looked at the schedule at all.
What do you look like?
short fat guy with a hat
Will you be suiting?
no suit, probably going to be handling and taking pictures again
Do you do free art?
are photos art?
Do you do trades?
two camel for your finest dragon dildos
Do you do badges?
nope
What is your gender?
I'm a motherfucking dragon
How tall are you?
check my license
Can I talk to you?
probably, i wont have much to say cause im shit at meeting new people and small talk usually
Can I touch you?
oh baby
Can I visit your room?
that shit is far away yo
Can I buy you drinks?
only if i watch them get made im not gonna get roofied again KEK
Can I give you stuff?
yeah probably
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I DUNNO ARE YOU FUCKING CUTE
Are you nice?
Im a fuckin dick forever yup
How long are you going?
Wednesday/thurs - Monday
Do you have an artist table?
fuck no
Will you be going to parties?
depends on what im invited to. AC is just a big party anyway
Will you be performing?
watch this pencil disappear
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
knock three times, make a swallow call and then clap your hands 8 times
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
with my big ball of friends, whole reason i go to these cons is to hang out with them
What/where will you be eating?
BALLS AND BEERS BOY
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
probably not, we usually have to make reservations for places well in advance for dinner and stuff cause our group is so big.
Can I take your picture?
SURE
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Take all the fucking pictures and have all the fun
Furry Network
Posted 9 years agoProbably gonna go into just watching mode on this account. This latest fuckup is just too much. If I have future uploads you will find them at my FN, https://beta.furrynetwork.com/majorkite/
I AM SO MAYUD
Posted 10 years agoOK SO LIKE MY FRIEND FELIX IS REALLY LIKE CUTE AND MURRY PURR AND STUFF AND I LIKE HIS TAIL AND I WANNA BRUSH IT AND SOMETIMES HE LETS ME BRUSH IT BUT I WANT TO YOU KNOW DO MORE THAN JUST BRUSH I WANNA GET ALL YIFFTASTIC BUT HE WONT DO IT HE WONT LET ME ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS EATING CHICKENS AND BUTTERFLIES AND I TOLD HIM IF HE DIDNT LET ME YIFF HIS PURPLE BUTT I WOULD MAKE A BIG ANGRY JOURNAL ABOUT IT AND HE DIDNT AND IM SO MAD RIGH TNOW IM HYPERFVNETILATING AND HAVING A REAL PICNIC ATTACK PLS JUST LET ME RP I WANT TO COMPLETE MY LIFE I CANT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT YOU STUPID FOX GOSH GOLLY IM SO FURIOUS THAT I MIGHT NOT EVEN MASTURBATE 6 TIMES TONIGHT MAYBE ONLY FIVE JUST WOW IM SO ANGRY WOW
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AC 2015
Posted 10 years agoWednesday - I drove for 5 hours and picked up sekh at noon and then discovered the united debacle once we got to the downtown area. Killed another 5 hours handling for andreus with frozen and taking pictures until I had to play taxi again to siv and syrinx and faust, which was fine until I got lost and had to drive up a literal mountain goat trail to get us back to the city. Got to room, went to bed early I think, cant remember.
Thursday - Got up and got some brekkie and did some more waiting for pitchy to show up so I could show him to our room and get his stuff dumped off. Afterward I took him to the zoo to be accosted by sekh and chiswick in suit. Did some other shit, a while after that it was time for an amazing dinner at sharp edge where I took pictures. There were a lot of pictures taken.
Friday - Lots of wandering around, lots of brief encounters with friends, it was a scattered first day of the con for me until the evening when I linked up with felix, nightwish, syr and bunnys to go and drink on the roof of a restaurant straight across from the courtyard that had always looked really expensive but was in fact, not, and turned out to have really good food and booze. After that I handled for sekh while he burded with chis and lost, and then it was bedtime.
Saturday - I barely remember saturday. I remember the parade and being pissed at the guys down the line from me that got into every single one of my shots of it. I remember dinner at august henry's and ppl splitting off to do masquerade things? And I remember playing snake oil and spy party while drinking more and more booze. I also remember a rave party and some very gay things happening there that I shan't elaborate on here. Saturday was good.
Sunday - The eve of ultimate sadness. One last dinner, one last day to hang, one last gaming session, one last time taking pictures of fuzzies. There was some drama about a guy we were going to let room with us for one night since he was stranded. That annoyed me considerably. The night passed without event.
Monday - The final form of monday, the ultimate monster of despair and impending loneliness. Bagels and hugs goodbye, followed by a stressful exit from the parking lot and a long drive home.
All problems aside, I got the most quality pictures I have ever gotten from a con and did the most awesome things. Handling is hard work but a ton of fun, the rave set on saturday was fucking killer, and all the food was good. No complaints, cant wait for next year.
Now excuse me while I sit around my apartment in a despondent fugue state waiting for Friday so I can get paid and drown my sorrows in alcohol and good company.
Thursday - Got up and got some brekkie and did some more waiting for pitchy to show up so I could show him to our room and get his stuff dumped off. Afterward I took him to the zoo to be accosted by sekh and chiswick in suit. Did some other shit, a while after that it was time for an amazing dinner at sharp edge where I took pictures. There were a lot of pictures taken.
Friday - Lots of wandering around, lots of brief encounters with friends, it was a scattered first day of the con for me until the evening when I linked up with felix, nightwish, syr and bunnys to go and drink on the roof of a restaurant straight across from the courtyard that had always looked really expensive but was in fact, not, and turned out to have really good food and booze. After that I handled for sekh while he burded with chis and lost, and then it was bedtime.
Saturday - I barely remember saturday. I remember the parade and being pissed at the guys down the line from me that got into every single one of my shots of it. I remember dinner at august henry's and ppl splitting off to do masquerade things? And I remember playing snake oil and spy party while drinking more and more booze. I also remember a rave party and some very gay things happening there that I shan't elaborate on here. Saturday was good.
Sunday - The eve of ultimate sadness. One last dinner, one last day to hang, one last gaming session, one last time taking pictures of fuzzies. There was some drama about a guy we were going to let room with us for one night since he was stranded. That annoyed me considerably. The night passed without event.
Monday - The final form of monday, the ultimate monster of despair and impending loneliness. Bagels and hugs goodbye, followed by a stressful exit from the parking lot and a long drive home.
All problems aside, I got the most quality pictures I have ever gotten from a con and did the most awesome things. Handling is hard work but a ton of fun, the rave set on saturday was fucking killer, and all the food was good. No complaints, cant wait for next year.
Now excuse me while I sit around my apartment in a despondent fugue state waiting for Friday so I can get paid and drown my sorrows in alcohol and good company.
Just a note
Posted 10 years agoI'm going to just be throwing up some of my favorites that I took from AC that don't need work. Most of these I took in JPEG+RAW so I'm going to be messing with some of them. But enjoy either way~
anthrocon maymay
Posted 10 years agoWhere are you staying?
Westin, hopefully not on a super high floor.
What day are you getting there?
Wednesday, leaving at 7am and should be getting in at 1230ish with burd in tow.
How are you traveling?
Driving the garbo mobile down the interstate
Who will you be rooming with?
Sivren and faust, Its 530 in the morning and I'm too fucking tired to put in links and shit.
Who will you be with?
The group I always hang with, bout 20ish people
How is the best way to find you?
Probably twitter or telegram
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Probably opening, closing, and the dance comp. Everything else is subject to maybe I'm too drunk to care or I'm doing something else.
What do you look like?
Short with a black military hat.
Will you be suiting?
No.
Do you do free art?
Nah but I guess I can take your picture for free or something.
Do you do trades?
Nopes
Do you do badges?
Nah
What is your gender?
Male
How tall are you?
5'7"
Can I talk to you?
Sure, tho you'll have better luck later in the day once the alcohol has kicked in
Can I touch you?
If I let you then sure.
Can I visit your room?
Not unless I tell you so.
Can I buy you drinks?
YES
Can I give you stuff?
What stuff?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I DONT KNOW ARE YOU CUTE
Are you nice?
I am an asshole.
How long are you going?
Wed-Monday
Do you have an artist table?
Nope
Will you be going to parties?
Probably
Will you be performing?
Yes, I will be executing my famous 'getting made fun of for passing out last year' routine.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
S-say my name~
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
All over the fuckin place, lots of restaurants and the dealer room and zoo
What/where will you be eating?
Lots of different places
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Depends on if we have room for plus one and I want to bring you, it gets pretty tight in restaurants when you start out with 20 people
Can I take your picture?
If I can take yours back
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Get fucking wasted and not pass out or get stuck in a line for 5 hours like last year
Westin, hopefully not on a super high floor.
What day are you getting there?
Wednesday, leaving at 7am and should be getting in at 1230ish with burd in tow.
How are you traveling?
Driving the garbo mobile down the interstate
Who will you be rooming with?
Sivren and faust, Its 530 in the morning and I'm too fucking tired to put in links and shit.
Who will you be with?
The group I always hang with, bout 20ish people
How is the best way to find you?
Probably twitter or telegram
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Probably opening, closing, and the dance comp. Everything else is subject to maybe I'm too drunk to care or I'm doing something else.
What do you look like?
Short with a black military hat.
Will you be suiting?
No.
Do you do free art?
Nah but I guess I can take your picture for free or something.
Do you do trades?
Nopes
Do you do badges?
Nah
What is your gender?
Male
How tall are you?
5'7"
Can I talk to you?
Sure, tho you'll have better luck later in the day once the alcohol has kicked in
Can I touch you?
If I let you then sure.
Can I visit your room?
Not unless I tell you so.
Can I buy you drinks?
YES
Can I give you stuff?
What stuff?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I DONT KNOW ARE YOU CUTE
Are you nice?
I am an asshole.
How long are you going?
Wed-Monday
Do you have an artist table?
Nope
Will you be going to parties?
Probably
Will you be performing?
Yes, I will be executing my famous 'getting made fun of for passing out last year' routine.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
S-say my name~
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
All over the fuckin place, lots of restaurants and the dealer room and zoo
What/where will you be eating?
Lots of different places
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Depends on if we have room for plus one and I want to bring you, it gets pretty tight in restaurants when you start out with 20 people
Can I take your picture?
If I can take yours back
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Get fucking wasted and not pass out or get stuck in a line for 5 hours like last year
New camera, life shit
Posted 10 years agoBeen busy as fuck with school and work since november due to various co-workers out on injuries and/or dying, so I've been getting dragged in every waking moment on days that I'm not in school. Seriously, had *one* day off all of Feb, and this month I only had saturdays, with an 11p-7a shift preceeding on friday and a 7am shift on sunday morning, so I get maybe about 12 hours use out of it anyway. Crock of shit.
Anyway, tax return was substantial this year, so I picked up a bunch of shit like a big condenser mic for vent and doing more game videos now that I have a decent rig, and a nice new sony NEX-3n/b camera that just came in today and I'm already in love with. Hopefully more pictures on here soon, and I'm gonna leave a link to my youtube page somewhere on here for people that want to watch me do dumb shit in video games.
Anyway, tax return was substantial this year, so I picked up a bunch of shit like a big condenser mic for vent and doing more game videos now that I have a decent rig, and a nice new sony NEX-3n/b camera that just came in today and I'm already in love with. Hopefully more pictures on here soon, and I'm gonna leave a link to my youtube page somewhere on here for people that want to watch me do dumb shit in video games.
Character meme thing derp
Posted 11 years ago1. What is your name?
Its Kite, some people call me kitty because they think its cute. Because misspelling things on purpose is soooper kyute.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Haven't the faintest idea, dragons have busy lives, not much time to wonder about things like names between naps on gold and more naps on gold.
3. Single or taken?
My dear little draggy boy siv has stolen my heart. Cant link his profile though, typing with claws is hard.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Standard dragon things, being big and sexy and wing flappy and all that. Don't use them much though, they take lots of energy.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
I'm pretty sure I'm not a girl with two first names. Tho some people get some preeeety weird ideas about me.
6. What's your eye color?
Red. Color has nothing to do with the rampant use of alcohol either, they're just red. Pretty neat.
7. How about hair color?
Black hat colored.
8. Have you any family members?
None that I keep in touch with. Its been a very, very long time. A very long time.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Depends on how nuts my friends get on a given night I suppose.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Vegetables. Nasty texture, like eating wax, fuck em.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Being lazy and laying on my hoard take up most of my busy day. But sometimes I shake things up and lay on it the other way. And then sometimes I fly around and pillage shit, and bring home more gold to lay on, and of course any lovelies that want to come along.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Jackass who gave me this big scar on my nose. That sword he used was at least 2 times his size. Or at least that's the way it looked when I skewered him on it, hard to tell cause of the angle. Big fuckin sword tho, what an asshole.
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Oh tons, dudes die by the thousands before the might of my mighty gaming claws. Not one frag is safe from my grasp.
14. What kind of animal are you?
I am a dragon with a very spiffy hat.
15. Name your worst habits.
Uh...you do want to leave here before the end of the day, yeah?
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
You have to be pretty tall for me to look up, so not that often no. Tho my mate rides on my back a lot when we go places, so I guess I look up to him.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
I believe in equal opportunity for everyone. Hopefully in this case, equal results too.
18. Do you go to school?
Do you have any idea how distracting a 20 foot dragon is to a learning environment mister?
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Marry yes, no kids. Cant stand the things.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Fuckin I unno. People seem to like me okay, does that count? I'm running out of liquor here.
21. What are you most afraid of?
*grins*
22. What do you usually wear?
A well worn, black military cap. *adjusts it*
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Fucking burgers. Best little morsels ever devised by mankind.
24. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I'm a dragon sleeping on a hoard class.
25. How many friends do you have?
Many, and they are very dear to my heart. Pretty much the only thing I value more than gold is a good time over drink and merryment and feast with friends.
26. What are your thoughts on pie?
I'd tell you if I ever left one laying around long enough for me to think about it.
27. Favorite drink?
Oooh we're at the tough question now. Hmmm. So many choices, I've sampled a lot over the years. I like to travel and try new things when my crippling disability of being a lazy dragon isn't keeping me at home. Honestly out of all the exotic things I've tried I have to stick with a basic whiskey and coke. Never a bad time for one.
28. What's your favorite place?
On top of this pile of gold.
29. Are you interested in anyone~?
More like everyone, heyoooo.
30. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
A lake. Have you seen the shit that swims in the ocean? Sides all that salt is no good for my scales complexion.
31. What's your type?
Someone who isn't a dick that expresses interest in me and isn't currently insane. I'm pretty easy to be honest.
32. Any fetishes?
*bigger grin*
33. Seme or uke?
Cant stand fucking ukulele music, so I guess seme, does that mean I get like 6 penises or something?
34. Camping or indoors?
Indoors. tho I do love being outside in winter. Snow is fun for big dragons.
35. Tag People!
I'm not even it, fuck off and let me get back to my gold and my booze. Damn uppity kids.
Its Kite, some people call me kitty because they think its cute. Because misspelling things on purpose is soooper kyute.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Haven't the faintest idea, dragons have busy lives, not much time to wonder about things like names between naps on gold and more naps on gold.
3. Single or taken?
My dear little draggy boy siv has stolen my heart. Cant link his profile though, typing with claws is hard.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Standard dragon things, being big and sexy and wing flappy and all that. Don't use them much though, they take lots of energy.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
I'm pretty sure I'm not a girl with two first names. Tho some people get some preeeety weird ideas about me.
6. What's your eye color?
Red. Color has nothing to do with the rampant use of alcohol either, they're just red. Pretty neat.
7. How about hair color?
Black hat colored.
8. Have you any family members?
None that I keep in touch with. Its been a very, very long time. A very long time.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Depends on how nuts my friends get on a given night I suppose.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Vegetables. Nasty texture, like eating wax, fuck em.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Being lazy and laying on my hoard take up most of my busy day. But sometimes I shake things up and lay on it the other way. And then sometimes I fly around and pillage shit, and bring home more gold to lay on, and of course any lovelies that want to come along.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Jackass who gave me this big scar on my nose. That sword he used was at least 2 times his size. Or at least that's the way it looked when I skewered him on it, hard to tell cause of the angle. Big fuckin sword tho, what an asshole.
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Oh tons, dudes die by the thousands before the might of my mighty gaming claws. Not one frag is safe from my grasp.
14. What kind of animal are you?
I am a dragon with a very spiffy hat.
15. Name your worst habits.
Uh...you do want to leave here before the end of the day, yeah?
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
You have to be pretty tall for me to look up, so not that often no. Tho my mate rides on my back a lot when we go places, so I guess I look up to him.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
I believe in equal opportunity for everyone. Hopefully in this case, equal results too.
18. Do you go to school?
Do you have any idea how distracting a 20 foot dragon is to a learning environment mister?
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Marry yes, no kids. Cant stand the things.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Fuckin I unno. People seem to like me okay, does that count? I'm running out of liquor here.
21. What are you most afraid of?
*grins*
22. What do you usually wear?
A well worn, black military cap. *adjusts it*
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Fucking burgers. Best little morsels ever devised by mankind.
24. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I'm a dragon sleeping on a hoard class.
25. How many friends do you have?
Many, and they are very dear to my heart. Pretty much the only thing I value more than gold is a good time over drink and merryment and feast with friends.
26. What are your thoughts on pie?
I'd tell you if I ever left one laying around long enough for me to think about it.
27. Favorite drink?
Oooh we're at the tough question now. Hmmm. So many choices, I've sampled a lot over the years. I like to travel and try new things when my crippling disability of being a lazy dragon isn't keeping me at home. Honestly out of all the exotic things I've tried I have to stick with a basic whiskey and coke. Never a bad time for one.
28. What's your favorite place?
On top of this pile of gold.
29. Are you interested in anyone~?
More like everyone, heyoooo.
30. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
A lake. Have you seen the shit that swims in the ocean? Sides all that salt is no good for my scales complexion.
31. What's your type?
Someone who isn't a dick that expresses interest in me and isn't currently insane. I'm pretty easy to be honest.
32. Any fetishes?
*bigger grin*
33. Seme or uke?
Cant stand fucking ukulele music, so I guess seme, does that mean I get like 6 penises or something?
34. Camping or indoors?
Indoors. tho I do love being outside in winter. Snow is fun for big dragons.
35. Tag People!
I'm not even it, fuck off and let me get back to my gold and my booze. Damn uppity kids.
I'm a college boy
Posted 11 years agoGoing back to tear shit up at the age of 26. Been strung out trying to get school shit sorted out and from getting all the rest of my bad teeth yanked last tuesday. Finally feeling a bit better now that I'm not popping an ibuprofen or an acetaminophen every 3 hours.
Also I'm drunk.
Also I'm drunk.
Anthrocon Over
Posted 11 years agoHad fun, enjoyed lots of booze and food and the company of my wonderful friends. Only had to be lead stumbling from a bar and thrown into a bed once. I count this as a victory. Also, new hat! Good shit, cant wait for next year.
Stupid Anthrocon Meme
Posted 11 years agoWhere are you staying?
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION OWNED BY AN ACQUAINTANCE
What day are you getting there?
Tues-Sun/Mon
How are you traveling?
Driving for 5 hours, easy ride.
Who will you be rooming with?
my boyfriend and 2 friends
How is the best way to find you?
Text or phone or just ask someone where that asshole dragon guy from the furry pound is.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Dragon meetup maybe, nothing else besides the obligatory opening/closing dance competition and masquerade probably.
What do you look like?
Short, fat, and devilishly handsome.
Will you be suiting?
Nope cant make a 20 foot dragon suit.
Do you do free art?
If you ask nice I'll take a pretty picture of you, I guess thats art.
Do you do trades?
I trade my money for goods, so yes.
Do you do badges?
Negative
If you have an Artist's Table, what will you be selling?
No table.
What is your gender?
Dragon
How tall are you?
I'm not.
Can I talk to you?
As long as you are saying nice things and not complaining that there are hackers or telling me I drink too much.
Can I touch you?
Line is drawn at brohugs.
How can I find you?
Look for the wasted loud board gamers. I'll be in there somewhere.
Can I visit your room?
NO GO AWAY YOU'RE CREEPY.
Can I buy you drinks?
Sure as long as it is prepared and served by an actual bartender.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
WHY ARE YOU SO CREEPY?
Are you nice?
Fuck no I'm the meanest dragon on the eastern seaboard. Jk I'm easy.
Do you have an artist table?
Nope.
Will you be going to parties?
Maybe.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Fire a flare at 45 degrees and use your signal mirror to give the code phrase in morse code. You do remember the code phrase right?
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Will already be following around a pretty large group, so maybe.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Ha you think I have talent thats sweet <3
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
No, If I offer you a sketchbook to draw in take it from my drunken hands and demand to know who I stole it from.
Can I take your picture?
Shur.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To eat, drink and make merryment with my friends while playing board games and watching furries be cute/creepy/cuddly/whatevery, and probably buy some shit, possibly porn I DONT KNOW YOU AREN'T EVEN MY REAL DAD STOP HASSLING ME JESUS FUCK.
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What day are you getting there?
Tues-Sun/Mon
How are you traveling?
Driving for 5 hours, easy ride.
Who will you be rooming with?
my boyfriend and 2 friends
How is the best way to find you?
Text or phone or just ask someone where that asshole dragon guy from the furry pound is.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Dragon meetup maybe, nothing else besides the obligatory opening/closing dance competition and masquerade probably.
What do you look like?
Short, fat, and devilishly handsome.
Will you be suiting?
Nope cant make a 20 foot dragon suit.
Do you do free art?
If you ask nice I'll take a pretty picture of you, I guess thats art.
Do you do trades?
I trade my money for goods, so yes.
Do you do badges?
Negative
If you have an Artist's Table, what will you be selling?
No table.
What is your gender?
Dragon
How tall are you?
I'm not.
Can I talk to you?
As long as you are saying nice things and not complaining that there are hackers or telling me I drink too much.
Can I touch you?
Line is drawn at brohugs.
How can I find you?
Look for the wasted loud board gamers. I'll be in there somewhere.
Can I visit your room?
NO GO AWAY YOU'RE CREEPY.
Can I buy you drinks?
Sure as long as it is prepared and served by an actual bartender.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
WHY ARE YOU SO CREEPY?
Are you nice?
Fuck no I'm the meanest dragon on the eastern seaboard. Jk I'm easy.
Do you have an artist table?
Nope.
Will you be going to parties?
Maybe.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Fire a flare at 45 degrees and use your signal mirror to give the code phrase in morse code. You do remember the code phrase right?
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Will already be following around a pretty large group, so maybe.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Ha you think I have talent thats sweet <3
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
No, If I offer you a sketchbook to draw in take it from my drunken hands and demand to know who I stole it from.
Can I take your picture?
Shur.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To eat, drink and make merryment with my friends while playing board games and watching furries be cute/creepy/cuddly/whatevery, and probably buy some shit, possibly porn I DONT KNOW YOU AREN'T EVEN MY REAL DAD STOP HASSLING ME JESUS FUCK.
Since everyone is making one of these stupid ass things
Posted 12 years agoYeah I have a weasyl, I will probably shove most of my photos over there too. Don't give a shit about zaush, new layout looks meh and is about as likely to come to pass as the last dozen layouts that have been promised. Care cups empty now, back to rotting my mind with video games.
Minus 3 teeth
Posted 12 years agoToday I learned 'just a little pressure' is code for 'this is going to fucking hurt a ton'. But at least they will trouble me no more.
OH BOY!
Posted 12 years agoI'm 25. Hurray!
TMI Tuesday
Posted 12 years agoSince I'm doing it on my twitter as well. Come on you slobs. ASK ME WHAT MY FAVORITE KIND OF WAFFLE IS.
Heavy Drinking On an Empty Stomach
Posted 12 years agoTurns out this is a horrible idea. LEARN FROM MY EXPERIENCE. In other news, DoD is awesome, drinking night is awesome, bros and broettes are awesome as well.
Pimp journal
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4856941/ Cause pimps are kind and generous people. Free art (possibly) gogogo.
Its over Johnny. Its over.
Posted 12 years agoNOTHING IS OVER. But no really it is. Con done, five hour drive done, drinks poured, ankle hurting, just waiting for my dragon to get home so I can say goodnight.
As for the con, its even better than last year. Less panels and events, more relaxing and having tons of drunken fun and food with my friends. This seems to be the successful formula for a good con experience. Met lots of new people and lots of old ones, and had a great time doing it with minimal yawns of the technicolor rainbow and hangovers. Thanks to everyone who helped me out in one way or another, or hung out with me, or whatever. It was altogether fantastic.
As for the con, its even better than last year. Less panels and events, more relaxing and having tons of drunken fun and food with my friends. This seems to be the successful formula for a good con experience. Met lots of new people and lots of old ones, and had a great time doing it with minimal yawns of the technicolor rainbow and hangovers. Thanks to everyone who helped me out in one way or another, or hung out with me, or whatever. It was altogether fantastic.
Tuesdays
Posted 12 years agoAre days that I drive 5 hours to pick up my dragon from an airport and check in to the Westin. I am excited~
Pimpin aint easy
Posted 12 years agoOh yeah there is this journal feature.
Posted 12 years agoFinally got my crappy little camera back up and running, time to take more random artsy pictures and pretend I'm sophisticated :D
In other news, the next 5 days are going to be the slowest in my life. AC is going to be balls out amazing this year.
In other news, the next 5 days are going to be the slowest in my life. AC is going to be balls out amazing this year.
Another birthday
Posted 13 years ago24 now, take THAT stupid grade school kids that ask me how old I am because they think age is some kind of dick measuring contest.
