Nothing bad, just that my mate and I have a thing going on. She bets I can't stay off of FA for a week and I say I can. So let's find out! See y'all next week!

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/.....ect-indemand#/

They had plenty of funding and some people donated a LOT of money for it(there were donations for $2,000 and $5,000 too)! What happened? Dev's FA account is 'voluntarily disabled' and there's NOTHING to show for it! I didn't donate but I'm upset this is happening to the people who did! It looks like it great game, too! I would definitely have paid for it, even if I donated... I'm just upset that it's not a thing anymore...

I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THIS!!
Don's Animations
Don's Attack Animations
Don's 1-up(Joke but whatever)
Don's Special Moves
Don's Cenematic Fatality

Ok so it's just Don's stuff I've really seen but holy crap, would you look at that! Please, PLEASE someone tell me that doesn't look amazing!
Anyway, I guess I'm just hoping this will still be a thing... friggin play it all the time

Gonna be getting some tentacle pics in the future and want to know some stuff... Mainly if different types of tentacles have names or is it just "I want X type of tentacle with Y design/texture"? The one I really want to know is the name of tentacles that are tightly double-helixed, or look like one solid piece with a kind of drill-bit shape. The really kinky ones, ya know? I wouldn't mind a longer list so please post all you know! Thanks!

Dear ( brennanbiwolf) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I tripped on Nutella at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and the apartment building is on fire.
Go milk a cow,
Mattias Lucci

Wow, that was weird





HOW TO DO

Dear (choose a random person) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

A good while ago when I had first started using the Dark Web, I came across a swf(i think) of Hatsune Miku dancing around and... well she was either swearing or saying racist slurs but anyway... the shock value of it was funny enough to make me roll around for a few minutes. I can't find said vid/animation now and I was wondering if anyone knows where I can find it... I have a friend that I am introducing to the Dark Web and I want to show that to her since she likes things like that. Thanks!

T-Mobile was offering to pay for Netflix so we figured why not sign up? Any crazy movies out there? I mean, REALLY. CRAZY. movies. Anything odd and bizarre will do. For reference, see "I'm a cyborg, but it's ok" if you want to know how odd I want. Comment, shout, note me, doesn't matter. I wanna watch something weird!

It's been a long day... I got up at 4:15 and got to the surgery center before 5. The surgery was a little faster than anticipated but I ended up getting sick after I woke up because of the anesthetics they used. I ended up falling asleep and waking up frequently during the ride home and during the day after I got into bed. I was prescribed oxycodone for pain. My right leg is numb on and off but they said its because they had to move the nerve connected to it during the surgery in order to remove the portion of the ruptured L5S1 disc causing the problem. They said it's normal and should completely stop but that might take about 6 months. Bed rest for a week but I have to move my legs to avoid blood clots and I have to walk a little bit every day to avoid muscle loss. There are other physical restrictions but I can at least walk around some - unlike the diagnostic procedure where I was -required- to do literally nothing but lay on my back for 3 days afterwards. My total recovery time is 2 months. It will be the longest 2 months of my life

Some of you know already but I have been struggling with severe back pain for almost 4 years now with no relief. I've tried everything from medication to painful injections that lasted only 3 hours at most. My doctor said the only option left is surgery. During the procedure they will cut and remove part of the L5S1 disk in my back to relieve the pressure it's putting on one of my nerve roots. I will go to the hospital for this on March 20th (2 more days) with a possible overnight stay to be monitored. After that I will be on strict bed rest. No getting up, not even to sit up and be comfortable. That's for one week. After that, I can't do much more for 2 months. My total recovery time is about 2 months +/- but it may be longer depending on how much they actually need to cut out. For those of you who pray, I ask that you do. For those who don't, keep me in your thoughts and send good vibes please. I'm so nervous

I tried to save us some money by switching to T-Mobile. Bill estimate was $100 cheaper than our previous monthly payments so we made the switch. My mate and I wanted to keep our phones. All of the tests showed that the phone my mate and I have(We both have a Droid Turbo 2) were compatible with their coverage area. Turns out, after 6+ hours of fiddling with GOD DAMN EVERYTHING that our phones are hard-coded to not work with anything other than Verizon's network. Our phone numbers are there but they constantly tell us we can't make calls or text without connecting to a verified Verizon acct... this is all my fault... Like I said, every time I open my mouth, something bad happens

Every time I open my fucking mouth something good gets God damn ruined. At this point I'm considering sewing it shut.