I had an energy drink can sitting in the cup holder of my car for 3 or 4 days. I picked it up and it wasnt finished... I gave the can a swirl to see how much was in it. looked at the can for not more then 2 seconds and sucked it back!

It would be caffeine abuse not to drink it... right?

A couple friends from out of town have come to visit and are staying with me until next week. It would be kinda awkward doing the furry thing with them around so I havent ^^

Just so my friends know where I am and where ive been.

Back in a few days!!

~Lucid~

About a month ago, I got fruit flies! The bastards were everywhere! So I put my garbage can out on the deck with the lid open and empty for about a week to make good and sure they were gone.

I love that garbage can. Wave your hand over it and the lid electrically opens up!

I went out to get it today and the plastic "Inside" the front middle of the lid was all melted to shit!?? It melted like 1.5" across the top rim and 5 inches long on a slight angle with a 2" hole in the middle! The batteries were in the back side and the electronics still worked....?

Having a shower about 45 min later and BAM! Sherlock Fucking Holmes! The sun rises up behind my balcony. It must have reflected off the concave underside of the shiny lid and at the exact freekin angle to concentrate enough light and melt up the inside! And now the lid wont close!

Goddamn you flies! You win this round....

http://www.noogy.com/

Ill eat this hat if a furry didnt make this!

Im talking movies so bad you feel dumber just remembering its name!
My vote is for Stop or my mom will shoot!

From this guy!  thecapedmanlloyd  thecapedmanlloyd2

Would you like a drawing? And then get it Animated!? Or just a drawing? Send this guy a message!
*Number of flash commissions are limited so better ask fast before all the spots are taken!*

He will do any fetish you would like so the possibilities are endless
Also, he is not limited to just Pokemon ^^

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8319950/ for general pricing.

Its Sunday morning, just got up, and im ass naked! Then I started wondering, who else isnt wearing anything? And whats your excuse?

Right after they almost T-Bone you and its their fault? The mentally deficient assclowns here apparently still dont know that you "Yeild to traffic in roundabout!!!" Not step on the gas and honk the horn when you almost hit someone! Ugh! *facepalms*

Its funny, I was driving a loaner car from the place thats still fixing my car from the last guy who rear ended me! Wonder how often they have to fix their own cars ^^

Futa/ herms. A female with a cock screwing a dude in the ass and shooting her load across his face.

It isnt straight. And if it isnt straight, theres only 1 other thing it can be. Is my reasoning flawed?

Its a Mermaid! Human top and fish bottom. OR!!! A Reverse Mermaid! Fish top and human bottom
Which one do you choose?

Ok so this video isnt that exciting but if they can prove aliens from those statues it would be kinda hard to hide it!

All I made was a fucking journal.... yeah..

Well I started working on a flash, but between my family coming to visit, working my full time job + my old job after hours to help with funding, I ran out of time before I could finish it.

I want to thank each and every person who has watched me or fav'd one of my flashes! If it wasnt for all of you I wouldnt have any reason to be doing this! You encourage my bad behavior, and fuel me with all the face-palms I require to survive! ^^

I love you guys! It is my privilege to be able to share these things with all of you! *Removes hat and bows* Except for you T-Ryo! You suck! Me block you long time!

THANKS EVERYBODY!

So deaf people can appreciate them to

I know what I can do! Ill animate more ponies!

*Pfffft Lol* Not a fucking chance ^^

I know who I wanted to win!!

As of 1:30am, I am now old. Happy birthday to me!
Now wheres my fucking cake!

In 9 days
If I dont have one I cant turn another year older!
Fuck 30! Im staying 29 for LIFE!











































Goddamnit....

SO! Was supposed to meet up with an old friend at Tim Hortons to exchange a couple things back. I waited 20 min and she never showed up, so I left. On the way home I saw this girl standing at a cross walk so I stopped. I looked into the rear view mirror just in time to see this red Kia screaming towards me! Now I drive (errr drove) a 2003 mustang so it isnt a small or light car. This guys car was way smaller then mine yet he hit me hard enough to pick my front tires up off the ground and send me half way through the crosswalk before I landed! His car was a write off and my motor doesnt run right now from such a hard hit in the back end! The cop said the airbag light was on and it could pop out on me driving home so my car left with the tow truck.

My neck hurts! Upper and lower back, shoulders, front shoulders, left arm, Headache, I feel nauseous... I just hurt! Went to the hospital, it was dead but I still had to wait an hour and a half for the Dr. to talk to me for less then 10 min. They gave me some meds which are kicking in and im feeling pretty fuzzy. I really hope they write off my car so I can get something better on gas but damn im going to be hurting tomorrow...

Goddammit its so simple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was laid off last year and I had to heal my lungs. I kept in touch with my old boss and eventually he asked if I wanted to come back to work for him. It took about 2 months for things to happen, but today I started working for him full time again! WOOOO! No more living payday to payday!

And I become infected, just before I turn I am going to hang a cardboard sign off my neck that reads "Lets be friends"

Hopefully I can give the survivors a cheep laugh just before I try to eat their brains

GODDAMNSHITTYCKEEPFUCKGARBAGEASSWIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SERIOUSLY!!!!!
Have you ever wiped your ass with toilet paper that was so cheep it made you MAD to remove the shit from your ass with it!? Well its been 6 MONTHS!! AND I STILL HAVE 24 FUCKING ROLLS LEFT! Every time you rip a few sheets off it tears a thin strip up the side of the next 2 sheets constantly! I have to use twice as much out of fear my fingers are going to go through one day! A friend who I kept raging about this to came over and she came out of the bathroom just irritated! She asked if I wanted her to give me a roll of her Charmin after she verified what has been making me so mad the last 5 months!!!!!

You know its uber cheep shit tickets when I make a journal about it! FUCK! *RAGE RAGE RAGE!*