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Posted 12 years agoI've updated the COMMISSION LIST on my profile to DRAWING LIST since I'm MOMENTARILY doing trades as well.
I believe the list is updated correctly Unless I am missing anyone, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!
I believe the list is updated correctly Unless I am missing anyone, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!
Transgenders
Posted 12 years agoIf you are transgender and you feel strange or a you feel like a freak I want you to know that there is NOTHING wrong with you. You are changing who you are to become who you want to be, who you were meant to be. Male to female. Female to male or what have you. Nobody has the right to say that you're a freak, and make you feel bad about yourself. You are you and that is that.. you are beautiful.
If you don't like Ke$ha
Posted 12 years agogtfo my life
Sometimes I Feel TOO Weird..
Posted 12 years agoI just feel so weird.
I mean I'm usually all like "Stay Spooky" and be wird and be yourself but I just feel SO fucking strange sometimes.
My friends are all into anime, Magic cards, computer programming, Skyrim, Fable, automotives, sports and all this other stuff.
I'm into horror movies, metal/punk rock, cinema, monster makeup, writing stories and man I'm just really fuckin different. I don't have anyone to really share these interests with.
I mean the only thing that brings most of us together is being a furry, or being in the same school. But even still I just feel so weird from all of you guys. I get weird looks from a lot of you guys because I don't look like I belong here, or I get looked at because people just want to sleep with me.
I don't really think anyone realizes that I get sad because I brush off everything and I keep on laughing. But really it hurts. I just feel really strange around here,
People can console me all they want and really I'm not looking for that. I just need to get that out there.
I don't wanna pretend and conform or anything but... sometimes I feel like Wednesday Adams in the Brady Bunch and it's not always fun...It's lonely even when it's crowded.
I mean I'm usually all like "Stay Spooky" and be wird and be yourself but I just feel SO fucking strange sometimes.
My friends are all into anime, Magic cards, computer programming, Skyrim, Fable, automotives, sports and all this other stuff.
I'm into horror movies, metal/punk rock, cinema, monster makeup, writing stories and man I'm just really fuckin different. I don't have anyone to really share these interests with.
I mean the only thing that brings most of us together is being a furry, or being in the same school. But even still I just feel so weird from all of you guys. I get weird looks from a lot of you guys because I don't look like I belong here, or I get looked at because people just want to sleep with me.
I don't really think anyone realizes that I get sad because I brush off everything and I keep on laughing. But really it hurts. I just feel really strange around here,
People can console me all they want and really I'm not looking for that. I just need to get that out there.
I don't wanna pretend and conform or anything but... sometimes I feel like Wednesday Adams in the Brady Bunch and it's not always fun...It's lonely even when it's crowded.
ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY SEX LIFE
Posted 12 years agocuz its tmi tuesday
The Gay Stereotypes
Posted 12 years agoHello there people. Fun fact! I'm gay :3c I know i know who would have guessed! I guess since I listen to metal and dress like a dweebass punk that there just IS NO WAY I CAN BE INTO MY OWN GENDER! RIGHT?
Look kids, there is NO real basis to go on to determine sexuality. People are who they are! I know plenty of straight men who professionally does makeup for models, do cheerleading, strip, etc. Same goes for lesbians! Not every lesbian does motocross and gets a Joan Jett haircut, and not every woman who does IS a lesbian.
Sometimes you kids just DONT GET IT! Stereotypes are OFTEN BULLSHIT!
Now there are things that I'm into that constitute as "Homosexual lifestyle" For example; Drag is FUCKING AWESOME. Not every gay person is a stuck up snob jerkwad bitch with a splintery stick (nope not a dick) up their asses. So if I were to ever do something like drag I wouldn't want people to go "Oh there's that gay dude, he's probably a DICK"
PSHH WHY? cuz I'm different? Whateverrr im fuckin awesome, just ask Quentin Tarantino and Jesus, they'd say the same.
Everyone Should Watch This (Depression Video)
Posted 12 years ago60 something questions i dunno
Posted 12 years agoI DBLOCKED THIS FROM 
xxxbladewolfxxx
Are your parents married or divorced?
Biologically: they were never married.
My mother and my stepfather are happily married c:
Are you a vegetarian?
This question makes me sad :c
I WAS up until two weeks ago
Do you believe in Heaven?
Not really. Well who's to say. I have no idea.
Have you ever come close to dying?
a few times but i'm an immortal actually.
What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
My tapers I suppose, if you call em jewelry.
Are you eating?
God you sound like my mother
yeah a KitKat bar
Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
YERP! BEST PART!
Do you wear makeup?
HueHueHue
Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Maybe. I am sorta tired of my broken nose.
What do you wear to bed?
either PJBottoms and an old shirt, or Just basketball shorts.
Have you ever done anything illegal?
ya see uh.. what had happened was..
Can you roll your tounge?
NO HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO IT!?
Do You have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
At the moment i hope I still do.
Do you believe in Abortions?
Your body. Your choice.
What is your Hair color?
Right now it's Ravenous Black.
naturally it's a medium browni
Future child's name, boy and girl?
Gerard and Alice
Do you smoke?
I do not smoke cigarettes.
If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Seattle.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
i have a stuffed Shark.
If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Move out.
Gold or silver?
Silver.
Hamburger or hot dog?
Hawt Dawgs
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Jesus um. hmm MAC AND CHEESE
City, beach or country?
Beach
What was the last thing you touched?
my keyboard :P
Where did you eat last?
IN MAH ROOM!
When's the last time you cried?
um
Do you read blogs?
Yeahspr
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
HUE HUE HUE
Ever been involved with the police?
errrm
what's your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?
Herbal Essences. Dove Bar soap
Do you talk in your sleep?
I think so lol
Ocean or pool?
BOTH!
What's your favorite song at the moment?
Antivist-Bring Me the Horizon
have you ever had a cavity?
NEVAH!
Window seat or aisle seats?
WINDOW! it's mandatory
Ever met anyone famous?
I'm friends with a few people
Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?
I make mistakes but I like to think I'm on the right path.
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl.
What is your fav. sport to play?
Fencing.
Basketball or football?
Neither but if i had to pick id rather go out and play football
when was the last time you went to the bathroom?
like 1/2 hour ago lol
Do you drive a stick?
no
Cake or ice cream?
Ice Cream.
But the best type of cake is an ICE CREAM CAKE! next
Are you self-conscious?
yeahhhh
Do you like any of your close friends?
.
Have you ever given money to a bum?
nope no
Where do you wish you were?
California
On myspace why is the 1st person on ur top 8 there?
stop
Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yeassssss
Can you tango?
My interpretation of dancing is flailing around like an idiot
Last gift you received?
Phone case that my daawwwwling sister
Mitskuni
What occasion did you recieve your gift?
it was just a spur of the moment thing
Last thing you spent lots of money on?
groceries for myself
Where do you live?
A town filled with burnouts/hate/and abandoned buildings
Last wedding attended.
My mothers!
Favorite restaurant?
Friendlys! THEY GOT ICE CREAM!
What is your favorite kind of car?
Muscle cars.
Most hated food?
MEATLOAF EEUGH!
Most loved food?
Mac and Cheese
Can you sing?
I can sing pretty well I believe
Person on your mind?
SO many things on my mind.
What's your least fav. chores?
SHOVELING
Favorite drink?
Ice Cream Coke Vodka shake
Currently have a Crush?
?
How long was your longest drive in a car?
The drive from the east coast to the west coast to Seattle
Why do you do Myspace surveys?
stop it
xxxbladewolfxxxAre your parents married or divorced?
Biologically: they were never married.
My mother and my stepfather are happily married c:
Are you a vegetarian?
This question makes me sad :c
I WAS up until two weeks ago
Do you believe in Heaven?
Not really. Well who's to say. I have no idea.
Have you ever come close to dying?
a few times but i'm an immortal actually.
What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
My tapers I suppose, if you call em jewelry.
Are you eating?
God you sound like my mother
yeah a KitKat bar
Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
YERP! BEST PART!
Do you wear makeup?
HueHueHue
Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Maybe. I am sorta tired of my broken nose.
What do you wear to bed?
either PJBottoms and an old shirt, or Just basketball shorts.
Have you ever done anything illegal?
ya see uh.. what had happened was..
Can you roll your tounge?
NO HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO IT!?
Do You have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
At the moment i hope I still do.
Do you believe in Abortions?
Your body. Your choice.
What is your Hair color?
Right now it's Ravenous Black.
naturally it's a medium browni
Future child's name, boy and girl?
Gerard and Alice
Do you smoke?
I do not smoke cigarettes.
If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Seattle.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
i have a stuffed Shark.
If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Move out.
Gold or silver?
Silver.
Hamburger or hot dog?
Hawt Dawgs
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Jesus um. hmm MAC AND CHEESE
City, beach or country?
Beach
What was the last thing you touched?
my keyboard :P
Where did you eat last?
IN MAH ROOM!
When's the last time you cried?
um
Do you read blogs?
Yeahspr
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
HUE HUE HUE
Ever been involved with the police?
errrm
what's your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?
Herbal Essences. Dove Bar soap
Do you talk in your sleep?
I think so lol
Ocean or pool?
BOTH!
What's your favorite song at the moment?
Antivist-Bring Me the Horizon
have you ever had a cavity?
NEVAH!
Window seat or aisle seats?
WINDOW! it's mandatory
Ever met anyone famous?
I'm friends with a few people
Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?
I make mistakes but I like to think I'm on the right path.
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl.
What is your fav. sport to play?
Fencing.
Basketball or football?
Neither but if i had to pick id rather go out and play football
when was the last time you went to the bathroom?
like 1/2 hour ago lol
Do you drive a stick?
no
Cake or ice cream?
Ice Cream.
But the best type of cake is an ICE CREAM CAKE! next
Are you self-conscious?
yeahhhh
Do you like any of your close friends?
.
Have you ever given money to a bum?
nope no
Where do you wish you were?
California
On myspace why is the 1st person on ur top 8 there?
stop
Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yeassssss
Can you tango?
My interpretation of dancing is flailing around like an idiot
Last gift you received?
Phone case that my daawwwwling sister
Mitskuni What occasion did you recieve your gift?
it was just a spur of the moment thing
Last thing you spent lots of money on?
groceries for myself
Where do you live?
A town filled with burnouts/hate/and abandoned buildings
Last wedding attended.
My mothers!
Favorite restaurant?
Friendlys! THEY GOT ICE CREAM!
What is your favorite kind of car?
Muscle cars.
Most hated food?
MEATLOAF EEUGH!
Most loved food?
Mac and Cheese
Can you sing?
I can sing pretty well I believe
Person on your mind?
SO many things on my mind.
What's your least fav. chores?
SHOVELING
Favorite drink?
Ice Cream Coke Vodka shake
Currently have a Crush?
?
How long was your longest drive in a car?
The drive from the east coast to the west coast to Seattle
Why do you do Myspace surveys?
stop it
We're SO FUCKED UP!..But i love ya!
Posted 12 years agoValentines Day was pretty fuckin rad for me.
I spent all day at school, switched my SHITTY drawing class to my AWESOME Anthropology class (So many hawt guys with the beards so...this is a plus) Running for VP of the Art Club and might organize a trip to the Bronx Zoo!
After I got off the train in New haven to spend the rest of the daynight with some dweeb
jaystarlight. We made vegetarian lasagna and planned to go see "Silver Linings PlayBook" and well.. hahah that didn't end up being the case since we missed the show, We said screw it and got a little possessed and we just had fun and I honestly don't think I've EVER laughed so hard in my life haha. You know what we both are a little fucked and I may not be the easiest basket case to deal with and you're no simple math equation yourself. For all the negatives and positives we balance each other out and bring power to our lives. I like that, a lot.
And if you don't have a valentine this year, don't complain about it, you will someday. I promise!
Friend List thing
Posted 12 years agoTaking it down.
get over it.
i hate you all equally <3
get over it.
i hate you all equally <3
So like .. did it snow?
Posted 12 years agoHiiiiii. So HOW is everyone faring off in the snow?
I've been having a CRAZY time warding off alien dogs, trying to keep the crew calm, heads sprouting legs and trying to figure out who's infected and who isn't. UGH it's SUCH trying times.
I've been having a CRAZY time warding off alien dogs, trying to keep the crew calm, heads sprouting legs and trying to figure out who's infected and who isn't. UGH it's SUCH trying times.
LIVE! Join Us In Our Worship To Satan <3
Posted 12 years agoAudible Ressurection STARTS IN AN HOUR AND A HALF
Posted 12 years agoWhere will you be?
Reorganzing My Profile
Posted 12 years agoI just want to get everything that I drew in my submissions list and ALL ELSE in scraps so people can see what I draw if they're interested in getting a commission from me.
Don't worry I'm not mass deleting because I'm leaving the internet forever, I just need to go for a um.. more professional look. (LOLWUT ME PROFESSIONAL?) I dunno I guess.
$5-$7 commissions~ (UPDATE)
Posted 12 years agoI'm gonna start up some traditional media commissions.
Traditional media basically means pen/pencil drawings (Not digital media) Also not in color (YET, but I WILL be supplying myself with some colors soon) I'm gonna make them $5 for a sketch and $7 for an inked piece. (for one character)
So I'll have some slots set up on my page and in my journals OR if people want to reserve a spot. Note me or comment here if you're interested (first come first serve) (5 Spots)
To Refer To My Traditional Work
example 1
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7501432/
example 2 (old)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5752813/
[b]Sorry But I Can't Afford To Do Trades[b]
Traditional media basically means pen/pencil drawings (Not digital media) Also not in color (YET, but I WILL be supplying myself with some colors soon) I'm gonna make them $5 for a sketch and $7 for an inked piece. (for one character)
So I'll have some slots set up on my page and in my journals OR if people want to reserve a spot. Note me or comment here if you're interested (first come first serve) (5 Spots)
To Refer To My Traditional Work
example 1
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7501432/
example 2 (old)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5752813/
[b]Sorry But I Can't Afford To Do Trades[b]
TMI TUESDAY/ I added a link if you wanna be anonymous.
Posted 12 years agoASK ME ANYTHING WHATEVER DUUDE
or if you'd like to be Anonymous ask here and hit the option "Ask Anonymously" http://sighuhnide.tumblr.com/ask
or if you'd like to be Anonymous ask here and hit the option "Ask Anonymously" http://sighuhnide.tumblr.com/ask
As of 2013 (the Things I'm Giving Up)
Posted 12 years ago+I’ve started a non meat diet, You could say I’m a vegetarian (Not a vegan)
Why: I’ve felt “cleaner” ever since I’ve started, I also have wanted to do this for a while because well.. I like animals heh. Again It’s a choice and NO I don’t think I’m better than anyone who eats meat.
+Pills
Why: I’ve been abusing pills just to feel “better” or to just give up on the day in hopes that they would put me to sleep and I can just fast forward to the next day. I can feel them messing with my emotions, which are ALREADY haywire. I’m starting this one tonight.
Wish Me Luck, this is a lot harder than it sounds.
Why: I’ve felt “cleaner” ever since I’ve started, I also have wanted to do this for a while because well.. I like animals heh. Again It’s a choice and NO I don’t think I’m better than anyone who eats meat.
+Pills
Why: I’ve been abusing pills just to feel “better” or to just give up on the day in hopes that they would put me to sleep and I can just fast forward to the next day. I can feel them messing with my emotions, which are ALREADY haywire. I’m starting this one tonight.
Wish Me Luck, this is a lot harder than it sounds.
I'm Only 20 Years Old and I'm Almost Living My DREAMS!
Posted 12 years agoI think I'm becoming really content because I'm finally realizing that life is going in the way I've wanted t!
Lately I've been recognized/followed and talked to by a few celebrities and Bands that I admire;
+Shiny Toy Guns (electro-rock group from Los Angeles, CA)
+Jeffree Star (Gender Bender psychopath/model/music artist)
+Sharon Needles (Spooky Scary Gorgeous Drag Queen)
+Pendleton Ward (Emmy nominated creator of Adventure Time)
+Frank Darabont (Writer of The Walking Dead)
On top of that you guys already know that I am starting school on the 29th! (SO STOKED)
But the BIGGEST news of all is that I sent in a demo of my voice acting to a few animation studios. I was honestly just dicking around but then I saw I got a message BACK from Cartoon Network Studios in Burbank CA. The CN in Burbank does some the primetime cartoons SUCH AS ADVENTURE TIME, REGULAR SHOW, FLAPJACK ETC. They said "Creators are currently not looking at the moment, we will be holding on to your ridiculously awesome demo for future notice, you've got some talent here!"
I ... fuckin cried and smiled so hard and just danced and cried and exploded. I was in SUCH a fucking rut back in September, being dumped/denied from school/losing friends. But it's all working out to be wonderful for me now.
I've gotta thank all of my watchers, followers, fans, closest friends who've pushed me and have held my hand, made me smile and made me believe that I'm still worth something. Special shout outs to
hyacinth-black Mitskuni 
bigfuzzywolf 
Khahak and of course my awesome fucking boyfriend 
Jaystarlight you guys all really helped me feel better and pushed me to do the things I've wanted, whether you know it or not!
Here's to the past! Here's to the future!
Lately I've been recognized/followed and talked to by a few celebrities and Bands that I admire;
+Shiny Toy Guns (electro-rock group from Los Angeles, CA)
+Jeffree Star (Gender Bender psychopath/model/music artist)
+Sharon Needles (Spooky Scary Gorgeous Drag Queen)
+Pendleton Ward (Emmy nominated creator of Adventure Time)
+Frank Darabont (Writer of The Walking Dead)
On top of that you guys already know that I am starting school on the 29th! (SO STOKED)
But the BIGGEST news of all is that I sent in a demo of my voice acting to a few animation studios. I was honestly just dicking around but then I saw I got a message BACK from Cartoon Network Studios in Burbank CA. The CN in Burbank does some the primetime cartoons SUCH AS ADVENTURE TIME, REGULAR SHOW, FLAPJACK ETC. They said "Creators are currently not looking at the moment, we will be holding on to your ridiculously awesome demo for future notice, you've got some talent here!"
I ... fuckin cried and smiled so hard and just danced and cried and exploded. I was in SUCH a fucking rut back in September, being dumped/denied from school/losing friends. But it's all working out to be wonderful for me now.
I've gotta thank all of my watchers, followers, fans, closest friends who've pushed me and have held my hand, made me smile and made me believe that I'm still worth something. Special shout outs to
hyacinth-black Mitskuni 
bigfuzzywolf 
Khahak and of course my awesome fucking boyfriend Jaystarlight you guys all really helped me feel better and pushed me to do the things I've wanted, whether you know it or not! Here's to the past! Here's to the future!
HECK YES! SCORE!
Posted 12 years agoMy FAFSA finally kicked in and I will be returning to school on the 25th!
And you can say for sure that I'm gonna kick this semesters ass even more than I did last semester!
And you can say for sure that I'm gonna kick this semesters ass even more than I did last semester!
Whatever.
Posted 12 years ago I don't think people realize that I wasn't saying to give someone another chance
I just wanted to write a journal saying to NOT be as much of an asshole.
Yeah I know I'm asking for the impossible but it never hurt to have some hope and faith.
pshh hah. Forgot I was a moron.
I just wanted to write a journal saying to NOT be as much of an asshole.
Yeah I know I'm asking for the impossible but it never hurt to have some hope and faith.
pshh hah. Forgot I was a moron.
Streetlights-Ludo
Posted 12 years agoJust a wondrous song to put up to move that last ranty journal off my main page.
Streetlights by Ludo (no I am not named after a band but I sure do LOVE THEM)
Streetlights by Ludo (no I am not named after a band but I sure do LOVE THEM)
Alcohol A La Meet
Posted 12 years agoBy now I'm sure you've heard about the recent events fueled by a dangerous mix of alcohol and stupidity.
If you aren't a responsible drinker then you need to learn how to become one. Doesn't help that you're underaged (I know I know I shouldn't talk about that but hey not to sound like a badass or anything but I've been drinking since I was 15 so I know where my limits lie and I can handle myself)
There ARE responsible drinkers like myself and a few others, it's a PUBLIC MEET so a wine cooler or two, yeah why not no harm. If you want to get plastered that is ALL on you, and trust me I KNOW the feel bro. BUT drink all you want in the comforts of a secure indoor setting. BUT the bottom line here is that there should be NO ALCOHOLIC DRINKING OUTSIDE OF THE DINER. Also the drinking age is 21 so um yeah..
NOT ONLY ARE YOU RISKING OTHER PEOPLES SAFETY, YOU ARE ALSO RISKING YOUR OWN!
Jeez I know I'm all about being trashy and what not but come on, be professional Pfff, amateurs.
THANKS FOR READING
If you aren't a responsible drinker then you need to learn how to become one. Doesn't help that you're underaged (I know I know I shouldn't talk about that but hey not to sound like a badass or anything but I've been drinking since I was 15 so I know where my limits lie and I can handle myself)
There ARE responsible drinkers like myself and a few others, it's a PUBLIC MEET so a wine cooler or two, yeah why not no harm. If you want to get plastered that is ALL on you, and trust me I KNOW the feel bro. BUT drink all you want in the comforts of a secure indoor setting. BUT the bottom line here is that there should be NO ALCOHOLIC DRINKING OUTSIDE OF THE DINER. Also the drinking age is 21 so um yeah..
NOT ONLY ARE YOU RISKING OTHER PEOPLES SAFETY, YOU ARE ALSO RISKING YOUR OWN!
Jeez I know I'm all about being trashy and what not but come on, be professional Pfff, amateurs.
THANKS FOR READING
No Subject
Posted 12 years agoAnswer these questions as your OC/persona/fursona
What is your full name?
Ludovicus VonPestilence
Have you any claims to fame?
YEAAH IM FUCKIN AWESOME!
How would you introduce yourself? If you are famous in your world, how would you introduce yourself to someone who had never heard of you?
Get out of my fuckin way you waste of bologna!
Which of your culture's achievements do you hold in highest regard?
The abolishment of trash cans.
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A FUCKIN' ROCKSTAR LIKE I AM NOW!
What was your most prized possession as a child? EVERY VIDGI GAME I EVER HAD THANK YOU LAWD CAPTAIN CRUNCH!
What would you change about yourself, if you could?
Well... well I guess I could be a nicer person...
What are you obsessed with?
ICE CREAM, DRUGS AND SATAN
What is your greatest achievement so far, or the high point of your career? BEING COOLER THAN YOU WITHOUT ALL THOSE LUXURIES AND STUFF!
When/where were you happiest?
WHEN I LEARNED OF ALL THE ESSENTIAL VITAMINS MY BODY NEEDS THAT ARE INSIDE OF BABIES I EAT EM UP.
And the lowest point in your life thus far?
I took a submarine into Marianas Trench once. That was pretty low.
What was the best decision you ever made?
DAT ICE CREAM
If you have any body modifications, which was most painful, or which do you regret the most? If you haven't got any, do you have any planned, or would you ever consider getting any?
WHEN I ENTERED THE EARTH REALM FROM MY BUDDIES DARK ARTS TELEVISION SET I LOST ALL OF MY BODY PARTS AND HAD TO PIECE MYSELF TOGETHER
What is the most idiotic thing you have ever done while intoxicated?
Is there any other way to be alive?
What is the coolest/most impressive thing you own?
MY DICK SINCE ERRBODY IS ALWAYS ON IT!
When did you last cry, and why?
I cried yesterday because I realized...I can't be any more fucking radass than I already am...
What's the best piece of advice you've ever had?
to quote it was "GURRRRL DONT BE DOIN ALL DAT HEROINE AT ONCE GURRRR YOU GONNA WAKE UP DEAAAAAAD"
Similarly, what's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for you?
I met this guy once and he.... well eheheheheheeee he uh heheheh. gosh I'm I'm a little embarassed but uh... he stabbed, bit my lip so hard that I bled and told me I was a faggot, then kissed me <3 I fell that night
Have you any vices?
MY LIFE IS A VICES OF DEVICES
Do you regret anything?
NOPE DAWG REGRETS ARE FOR PUSSBALLS!
What is the best invention ever?
Vidgi games!
How would you describe your relationship with your family?
PSH! They kicked me out ONLY CUZ I WAS SO MUCH COOLER THAN POPS AND I WAS PRETTIER THAN MOMS!
Who is your biggest inspiration?
Me
What are you going to do when you've finished this interview?
FUCK SOMEBODY UP!
Who do you tag?
I WILL FUCKING EAT YOU
What is your full name?
Ludovicus VonPestilence
Have you any claims to fame?
YEAAH IM FUCKIN AWESOME!
How would you introduce yourself? If you are famous in your world, how would you introduce yourself to someone who had never heard of you?
Get out of my fuckin way you waste of bologna!
Which of your culture's achievements do you hold in highest regard?
The abolishment of trash cans.
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A FUCKIN' ROCKSTAR LIKE I AM NOW!
What was your most prized possession as a child? EVERY VIDGI GAME I EVER HAD THANK YOU LAWD CAPTAIN CRUNCH!
What would you change about yourself, if you could?
Well... well I guess I could be a nicer person...
What are you obsessed with?
ICE CREAM, DRUGS AND SATAN
What is your greatest achievement so far, or the high point of your career? BEING COOLER THAN YOU WITHOUT ALL THOSE LUXURIES AND STUFF!
When/where were you happiest?
WHEN I LEARNED OF ALL THE ESSENTIAL VITAMINS MY BODY NEEDS THAT ARE INSIDE OF BABIES I EAT EM UP.
And the lowest point in your life thus far?
I took a submarine into Marianas Trench once. That was pretty low.
What was the best decision you ever made?
DAT ICE CREAM
If you have any body modifications, which was most painful, or which do you regret the most? If you haven't got any, do you have any planned, or would you ever consider getting any?
WHEN I ENTERED THE EARTH REALM FROM MY BUDDIES DARK ARTS TELEVISION SET I LOST ALL OF MY BODY PARTS AND HAD TO PIECE MYSELF TOGETHER
What is the most idiotic thing you have ever done while intoxicated?
Is there any other way to be alive?
What is the coolest/most impressive thing you own?
MY DICK SINCE ERRBODY IS ALWAYS ON IT!
When did you last cry, and why?
I cried yesterday because I realized...I can't be any more fucking radass than I already am...
What's the best piece of advice you've ever had?
to quote it was "GURRRRL DONT BE DOIN ALL DAT HEROINE AT ONCE GURRRR YOU GONNA WAKE UP DEAAAAAAD"
Similarly, what's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for you?
I met this guy once and he.... well eheheheheheeee he uh heheheh. gosh I'm I'm a little embarassed but uh... he stabbed, bit my lip so hard that I bled and told me I was a faggot, then kissed me <3 I fell that night
Have you any vices?
MY LIFE IS A VICES OF DEVICES
Do you regret anything?
NOPE DAWG REGRETS ARE FOR PUSSBALLS!
What is the best invention ever?
Vidgi games!
How would you describe your relationship with your family?
PSH! They kicked me out ONLY CUZ I WAS SO MUCH COOLER THAN POPS AND I WAS PRETTIER THAN MOMS!
Who is your biggest inspiration?
Me
What are you going to do when you've finished this interview?
FUCK SOMEBODY UP!
Who do you tag?
I WILL FUCKING EAT YOU
DeREZZoLutiOns?
Posted 12 years agoI plan to
1. Start and Attempt to keep a vegetarian diet. (or AT THE LEAST a healthier one)
2. Learn an instrument
3. Create my own tattoo and get it done
4. Excel amazingly in school (Get on the Deans List FER SURE)
5. Visit DisneyWorld and celebrate my 21st birthday there (AHAHHAAH FUCK YEAH)
6. Start Making Clothes
What resolutions do YOU ALL HAVE!??!?!>!?!
1. Start and Attempt to keep a vegetarian diet. (or AT THE LEAST a healthier one)
2. Learn an instrument
3. Create my own tattoo and get it done
4. Excel amazingly in school (Get on the Deans List FER SURE)
5. Visit DisneyWorld and celebrate my 21st birthday there (AHAHHAAH FUCK YEAH)
6. Start Making Clothes
What resolutions do YOU ALL HAVE!??!?!>!?!
