Roop is doing this huge flash game thingy where you can hump or be humped (or both) by a bunch of people: OCs and TMed characters. Click here for details:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887

I work from 7am to 8pm (like I'm doing most of this week) because our only other full-time therapist is off this week. I find out that I can't make phone calls unless my phone was on speaker. Then, as I'm leaving work, the muffler on my car that I just put $800 into falls off. I was going to be getting a new car within the next month, but now I guess I'll be getting one within the next week. Now I get to walk to and from work the next few days while I get the muffler fixed just so I can trade in this car. I would love to get the new car this week, but I'm working 60 hours this week because of the reason above.

Yay me.

If you do, click on this:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887/

Yep... I'm going there >.> Found this silly thing on 's page and decided to give it a shot for the fuck of it.

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Butt Stats
To have an awesome rear, you gotta have all the right layouts and stats. This is the basic guide on how your rear is. This system ranks by letter grade: S, A, B, C, D, and E. Typically S is 'best' and E is 'worst', though that meaning can vary a bit from stat to stat. Just read through!

Squishiness
Squishiness depends on how squishy your hindquarters and cheeks are. The squishier they are, the easier for a person to sink into the pudge. The less squishy it is, the more firm and bouncier it is, almost like a rubber band ball.
S = Super-squishy | E = Super-firm

Shape
The shape of the rear is always important. This can range from the cheeks either being more of a loose oval shape to actually being round and bubbly.
S = Round and tight | E = Oval and loose

Size
Self explanatory, size always counts. Everyone in general has a different body size, ranging from macro to micro. The bigger it is, the farther you can launch them if you booty bump them.
S = Big plump rump | E = Small tush

Sensitivity
This is the funny part. Every rear can sense touch. Because of that, some may be duller than others. This criteria tells if you can tell if someone is actually under there or touching it since we all have to sit. Sensitivity also depends on how long you can hold a person under (or in some cases up) thy rear, cheeks n all.
S = Decidedly sensitive | E = Not sensitive at all

Control
This is part of the funny part. Because some people cannot exactly master their control over it, some may find it kind of a involuntary reflex to actually tense up and clench if touched at certain spots ( Y'know what I'm exactly talking about.) This tell if you make a person accidentally vanish or plan the perfect heist.
S = Total control of those tush-muscles | E = No real control at all

Jiggle
This really has no advantages other than just for pure wobbling. Some may not wobble at all others, every step they take, it be an earthquake on the cheeks! Legend says if one's jiggle is high enough, it can wobble for day from one butt-slam!
S = Your ass wobbles with the slightest movement | E = Solid and unyielding

Irrestiability
This is basically how attractive and alluring your rear is to everybody else. The above stats can factor into this, but basically: the more people you lure with your ass, the higher you rank!
S = Your butt's the life of the party | E = Your butt is mostly ignored

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Squishiness: S - It's very squishy, but the amount of muscle that's also back there adds some firmness. I'll give it the S for the wide range of plush to firm that I can make it depending on how much booty flexing the other person wants ;p

Shape: A - I'd say it's got a pretty good shape. Lucarios in general can be fairly oddly shaped with their thin upper bodies and wide hips, so I won't go S with this one.

Size: A - It's pretty freakin big proportionally to the rest of me, but since there definitely are bigger butts out there, I'll hold off from giving it an S again.

Sensitivity: B - This is a tough one to rate. I'm pretty sure I can always tell when someone's up/in my ass, but the whole "how long you can hold a person under (or in some cases up) thy rear" is confusing cuz idk if that would be a sensitive thing or a non-sensitive thing. My ass can take a good amount of punishment and I guess that would put it more towards the non-sensitive end... So yeah... B sounds good.

Control: B - This is another one that's tough to rate. Yeah, I have good control over my muscles back there and whatnot, but... not to say my butt has a mind of its own, but let's just say approach at your own risk >.>

Jiggle: S - Look at my icon. Enough said >.>

Irresistibility: S - Again... look at my icon <.< But yeah, there are plenty of people for the sole purpose of wanting to get to know my butt more than getting to know me, so yeah... I'd say it's pretty irresistable.

CLOSED

So, it took almost 7 years to the day on this site, but I finally hit 50,000 pageviews. Woo! As I was deciding what to do for a contest, my friend and I were talking, and he mentioned how he wanted to do another pic where I've nommed a bunch of people (like this one http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20062251/ ). So, that's what I've decided to do for this.

This Kiriban is in 2 parts.

Part 1 - if you wanna be in a pic drawn by of a group of about 20 people in my stomach, just leave a comment below. 10 commenters will be randomly selected to be included. The rest are gunna be my friends I want in there >.>

Part 2 - There are 2 special slots. One is the person in the process of going in my mouth and the other is the person going up my butt. If you wanna be in one of these slots, you must answer the following question:

I have 2 other favorite Pokemon other than lucario. What are they? You have 2 guesses. Leave your answer with your general comment about wanting to be in the pic.

First person to get one of them gets a slot, and they get to pick which one they want. If no one gets either, whoever has the closest pokemon number to one of them wins and they get to pick, then the person with the second closest number gets the other one if they want it. If they don't want it, it goes to the next person, etc.

Edit: The butt slot has been won. So if you wanna keep guessing for my other favorite, it's for the slot to go in my mouth.

CLOSED

So yeah, after what seems like a hundred years on this site, I'm finally about to hit 50,000 page views. I wanna do some sort of contest for it or some reward thingy, but idk what to do exactly. I want it to be more original than "first person to screen shot my 50,000 views gets something" but I'm not sure what exactly. I'm open to suggestions if you people have any ideas.

I think I'm gunna start opening up cameo roles in the upcoming chapters of Changing His Spots. And I need someone for Chapter 6. The role is: you will be a high school teacher. You can pick the subject (of the core classes, Language, History, Science, Math). Can be male or female. Only rule is no copy written characters. This is also a completely clean role, though sex and vore occur at the end of the chapter (not related at all to this cameo role).

This is not first come first serve. I'll put all the characters I feel fit the criteria into a randomizer. So if you wanna enter, just provide your ref and what class you'd like to teach below.

Oh, and no one who cameo'd in my last story is eligible. Gotta give other people a shot.

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Been trying to post a gif, and it's not working. Under the "Submit" tab, you can post under either "Artwork" for "art and images" or you can post under "Flash" for flash stuff. The Flash option isn't accepted cuz it isn't an allowed file type, but trying to post it under the Artwork option doesn't really work either. It submits, but it's just a blank square unless you download it.

I've never posted a gif here before, and there's probably some stupid easy solution that I just don't know. So... does anyone know? >.> I'm not using any thumbnail and idk if that would help or not.

Just leave. If you're gunna do nothing but bitch everytime something happens, just leave. No, the site isn't perfect. Yes, it's going to have some problems. Any site, any product, especially one that is atop its field in popularity, is going to have issues and will be subject to attack (both verbal and physical). You know what doesn't help and doesn't fix anything? Your constant whining and complaining. If you don't like how the site is run, you are allowed to have that opinion. But, if you hate it that much, you should just leave.

Buh bye.

So I'm working on a story commission for a friend, and part of it will take place at a group meeting for "Voraholics Anonymous" which is exactly how it sounds. I need a few characters to be in this scene. I don't think any actual voring will occur (they're there for a reason >.>). But it is possible should an "exercise" go bad. This will be completely free, but this won't be something you'd be able to post yourself since it's just a cameo role.

Some specific roles I need:
- Organizer/worker who is leading the group
- Someone to hit on me (in a vorish way (either preddy or prey-y >.>)
- 2 volunteers for the group exercise. Need 1 prey and 1 pred.
- A big character to just be there looking all intimidating
- A few people just to mention in passing.

So, if you want any of those positions, just leave a comment here or send me a note with your ref and which position(s) you'd like. If there are multiple you would like, say so. It's not first come first serve as I will pick people who I feel will fit best with the scene I'm writing. If I choose you for a specific spot, I'll note you with some more details about it to make sure you are cool with what I have planned. I imagine jut about everyone who applies will get some sort of role, even if it's just someone mentioned in passing. Unless I get like 20 people applying in which case I can't take that many >.>

EDIT: SLOTS ARE CLOSED! I got enough people, so I'll have to decline any further entries. Big thanks to everyone who has volunteered.

So, after my art slump, I've been uber productive the past couple weeks. I just finished a story commission for Rik, and I have a bunch of other things to post in the upcoming days/weeks including more stories, updates to Changing His Spots (more chapters, ref sheets), and pseudo rereleases of a couple old sequence pics I did in comic format cuz bitches love comics >.>

I have a couple more commissions to work on, then I have more stories to write, pics to do, and I hope to get another YCH or two going in the next couple weeks, so be on the lookout ;3

They kiiiinda look dumb. I'll hold full judgement until we see the evolutionary forms, but I'm not impressed by the first stages. If I had to pick, I guess I would go with the bird since having your flyer and your starter in one would be handy?

Yeah, I signed up. We'll see how this goes. If it's lame, I'll probably bail on it, but it seems like an interesting thing to give a try at least. Feel free to add me if you want. I guess I'll just kinda accept whatever people wanna be "friends" on it while I feel things out on there.

If you wanna poke me on it, check me out: https://gurglrvore.com/user/LukeDelfino

I also made a Pokemon group on it too, so if you're interested, join myah: https://gurglrvore.com/groups/24

I've seen a couple people posting about signing up to it. Is this becoming a thing? I'm thinking about giving it a shot, but idk too much about it other than it's a "vore social networking" site. Are there actually a decent amount of people doing this, and what is it about it that people like?

When you take your favorite preworkout supplement and have a really really good workout, and the focus factors, mood enhancers, etc from the preworkout are still pumping so you're in an uber productive mood, so you wanna get some drawing during the 2 hours before work... but you had such a good workout that you can't keep your hand steady...

Anyone else have this problem?

No?

Just me?

Kay >.>

So, in part thanks to , and , I think I'm finally breaking out of my month-and-a-half-ish long art/story slump. I just posted a new chapter of Changing His Spots ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19798799/ ) and a new pic I had commissioned based on Chapter 3 ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19798793/ ), and I have a few more projects I'm working on. I usually hate to have more than 1 submission partially done, but I have parts of 2 pics and 2 stories already done... So hopefully in the next couple weeks I'll be able to iron some of that out and get some more stuff for you guys.

Here are some places you should keep tabs on:

- My Alt Account, which I'm gunna try to do better at posting on more regularly since I have a buttload of old commissions, requests and stuff to post: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/theawesomebutton/
- My To Do list, which I'm gunna try to keep better at updating, where I'll post... the stuff I'm working on >.> : http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2576161/
- Changing His Spots Directory, with all the stuff I'm posting/have posted for it, including chapters, ref sheet and other arts: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7383172/

I be happy. Also, , prepare to get wrecked in fantasy >.>

So last week I posted a journal saying that I'd be taking a couple week break from Changing His Spots after I posted Chapter 5 today. Welp... I still haven't finished it because I haven't had the motivation for it, so I'll be putting the story series on an even longer hiatus than I thought. Just gunna stop for a while and hope to get the motivation for it again somewhere down the road. Part of the loss of motivation is due to the fact that people don't seem to be taking to the series like I hoped they would, and it's been a lot of work for not a lot of results.

Hopefully in the next couple weeks, I'll be able to put together some kind of art, but I kinda have a feeling this hiatus will extend past Changing His Spots. Hopefully I'll get over my art block in a few weeks, but we'll see.

So, the first 3 chapters of Changing His Spots, my new story series, have been pretty underwhelming. I'm not totally surprised since posting anything, let alone stories, in the "General Furry Art" category usually sets it up for failure, but hopefully once I get a few more chapters out it'll get more footing. Today I released the first chapter with vore in it ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19373639/ ) so that should bring in more of my audience since most of you are here for the vore >.>

I was busy last weekend visiting a couple friends, so I'm not gunna be able to keep to my schedule I originally laid out for myself. I'm gunna release Brad's ref sheet next week, along with Chapter 5, and at that point I'll take a break for a week or 2 of posting chapters so I can finish the last of the ref sheets for this volume (Cici's). Once that's done, I can hammer out the last few chapters.

In the meantime, I'm getting some art done for some of the scenes from the first few sex/vore scenes in the story. The first of which you can see myah: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19308730/ If you want to draw fan art for the series, go for it. I just ask that you be respectful with my and my characters' interests. So like, don't go having Jay rape Miles, have any scat/gore, etc... Any confusion with what I do/don't like, my F-List is in my journal footer. I haven't updated it in a couple years, but it should still be relevant <.<

Anyways, hope you'll give the series a read if you haven't already, and tell your friends and whatnot. If this thing gets popular enough, I have some plans to maybe include fans in the second volume ;3

Got my first bit of art for Changing His Spots. I had whip up a comic depicting the first sex scene from the story, in Chapter 2. You should totally be reading the story btw. I'd link you to stuff... but it's all over my page, and it's impossible not to find it <.< And for my vore watchers (since there are many of you >.>) the first vore chapter is coming next week ;3

Anyway, here's the awesome comic:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19308730/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19308730/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19308730/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19308730/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19308730/

Saw Zootopia with a bunch of friends on opening night (delayed journal is delayed >.>), and overall it was pretty good. A lot of it was predictable, but it was about what you could expect from a kids' movie in that respects. They did have enough plot twists to keep the story entertaining, and the characters overall were pretty good. Thought I wasn't gunna like the bunny, but she turned out to be pretty likable. It also did a good job about not really feeling like a cliche "Disney movie."

My biggest complaint was that they didn't take advantage of the nickname sports people have for referees. Since refs commonly wear black and white striped shirts, they're often called zebras. Zootopia should have had some zebras >.>

Oh, and Clawhauser should have gotten more air time. Just sayin <.<

But yeah, overall, I think it was a good movie. I'm not orgasming over it like most furries are, but especially for a kids' movie, it was good. I'd see it again.

Roop is doing an auction where he's covered in micros, and there are still a bunch of incredibly cheap slots. GO GET ONE!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19172644/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19172644/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19172644/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19172644/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19172644/

I'll use this journal as a dumping ground for all the links for chapters, refs, pics and other stuff related to Changing His Spots.

Volume 1
- Teaser: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19108776/
- Chapter 1: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19175900/
- Chapter 2: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19245949/
- Chapter 3: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19308380/
- Chapter 4: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19373639/
- Chapter 5: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19798799/
- Chapter 5.5: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20144058/
- Chapter 6: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20947267/
- Chapter 7: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21732653/
- Bonus Chapter - That's So Gay: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20413836/
- Bonus Chapter - Cat and Mouse: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20545957/

Refs/Bio Pics
- Miles ref sheet: (Adult) - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19108727/ (Clean) - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19108799/
- Aaron bio pic: (Adult) - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19175965/ (Clean) - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19175991/
- Jay bio pic: (Adult) - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19245996/ (Clean) - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19246016/
- Ed bio pic: (Adult) - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19308439/ (Clean) - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19308464/
- Brad bio pic: (Adult) - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20413604/ (Clean) - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20413634/
- Cici bio pic: (Adult) - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20947320/ (Clean) - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20947348/

Other Pics / Fan Art
- Taking Things Slow (Miles humping Aaron from Chapter 2): http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19308730/
- Staying Close (Aaron humping Miles from Chapter 3): http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19798793/
- Mouse and Cat (Miles nomming Jay from Chapter 4): https://www.furaffinity.net/view/20221776/
- That's So Gay (Ed humping Brad from the Bonus Chapter: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21732657/

The rough ideas of this have been years in the making, and I've spent the past month writing and drawing pretty much exclusively for the content for a new story series I am going to be releasing. Changing His Spots is going to be a multi-volume series revolving around Miles the cheetah and his peers. Each volume will contain 10 chapters, and I hope to have accompanying pics with some of the chapters ;3

The series will contain porn, but there will be a (hopefully engaging >.>) plot as the characters go through their senious year of high school and into college. For my vore watchers, yes, there will be vore, but in the spirit of trying to attract a diverse audience, I am going to keep the vore to about 3 or 4 chapters per volume. The rest will mostly just be yiff related, which still isn't bad I hope ;p

You can check out the teaser and Miles' ref sheet below, and I will be posting a journal to keep track of all the chapters, refs, pics and whatnot to keep everything organized. I plan to post a chapter every Monday until Volume 1 is finished, with art to go along with it when possible.

So yeah, check it out, and let me know what you think. The teaser is just that, a brief bit to introduce Miles and another main character, Aaron. Chapter 1 will be released next Monday =3

Teaser: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/19108776/
Miles' ref: Adult - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/19108727/ Clean - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19108799/

Do I draw or commission someone to draw a (Denver) bronco eating a (Carolina) panther? Tis a tough decision >.> Anyone willing to take on the challenge? <.<