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Posted 17 years agoDone with this nick. People dunno who I am. Come find me at http://www.furaffinity.net/user/midwayotter
FCN BADGE
Posted 17 years agoGET ONE FROM http://www.furaffinity.net/user/artful-dodger/
THIS IS WHY http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1794974/
THIS IS WHY http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1794974/
OH NOES MEMEWHORE
Posted 17 years agoStole'd from http://www.furaffinity.net/user/eenyuwolf/ 'cause I CAN.
HUMAN QUESTIONS
-What's your real name?
Greg
-Gender?
X-to-the-whiz-aye
-Orientation?
Straight
Race?
Irish and Romanian
-What's your favorite genre of music.
Prog rock/metal, art rock, some techno
-What's your favorite band/musical artist?
Dream Theater
-What's your worst peeve?
Slow
-Are you doing well in school?
I sure hope so!
-Do you have a religion?
May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
-What turns you on?
Hips :o
-Do you consider yourself a whore?
Nope.
-Do you have a favorite movie?
Soylent Green
-Funniest thing you've ever said?
There I was...
-What do you eat?
Feeeeesh
-Are you flexible?
Not really?
-What's your favorite video game?
Call of Duty 4
-Do you have a crush on anyone?
Probably >.>
-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
Sliding into a rock with my car in front of a bunch of frisbee golfers.
-Are you a (gulp) myspace whore?
Hell no. I don't even have one.
FURRY QUESTIONS
-What's your furry name?
Midway
-Species?/Anthro/
River otta
-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
Secular?
-Does your fur have a side-story?
Neg.
-Is your fur a whore?
Nah.
-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
Mostly
-What's your fur's favorite outfit?
Cargo pants and dark-colored t-shirts!
-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
Friendly, crazy, FEESH
-How often do you RP using your fur?
Not really.
-Does your fur have any weapons?
Eye lasers. No really. SRSLY GUIZE.
-How does your fur wear his/her hair?
Crazily.
HUMAN QUESTIONS
-What's your real name?
Greg
-Gender?
X-to-the-whiz-aye
-Orientation?
Straight
Race?
Irish and Romanian
-What's your favorite genre of music.
Prog rock/metal, art rock, some techno
-What's your favorite band/musical artist?
Dream Theater
-What's your worst peeve?
Slow
-Are you doing well in school?
I sure hope so!
-Do you have a religion?
May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
-What turns you on?
Hips :o
-Do you consider yourself a whore?
Nope.
-Do you have a favorite movie?
Soylent Green
-Funniest thing you've ever said?
There I was...
-What do you eat?
Feeeeesh
-Are you flexible?
Not really?
-What's your favorite video game?
Call of Duty 4
-Do you have a crush on anyone?
Probably >.>
-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
Sliding into a rock with my car in front of a bunch of frisbee golfers.
-Are you a (gulp) myspace whore?
Hell no. I don't even have one.
FURRY QUESTIONS
-What's your furry name?
Midway
-Species?/Anthro/
River otta
-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
Secular?
-Does your fur have a side-story?
Neg.
-Is your fur a whore?
Nah.
-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
Mostly
-What's your fur's favorite outfit?
Cargo pants and dark-colored t-shirts!
-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
Friendly, crazy, FEESH
-How often do you RP using your fur?
Not really.
-Does your fur have any weapons?
Eye lasers. No really. SRSLY GUIZE.
-How does your fur wear his/her hair?
Crazily.
Uhh
Posted 17 years agoSo like, I'm insane, right?
Gamertag's now MidwayOtter, by the way. I think I'll leave this one up for a year, too.
Gamertag's now MidwayOtter, by the way. I think I'll leave this one up for a year, too.
360
Posted 17 years agoI got a 360 for Christmas. Gamertag's Otter42. Throwing that out there.
ATTN: PEOPLE WHO DRIVE
Posted 18 years agoOk people. It's simple: learn how to drive. Just because you have a license with your name and face on it that proclaims you passed a test does not mean that you are, indeed, a good driver.
Good drivers are courteous. If someone needs to get over, then let them over. Don't hover in their blind spots hoping that they'll not hit you. Give them some room.
Good drivers know how to change lanes. DO NOT SLOW DOWN. Slowing down to change lanes is not safe. I thought they taught you this in driver's ed.
Drivers of automatic transmissions: do NOT stop or slow down, then creep up to a stop sign or stop light. People on the road with manuals HATE this, because all it does is put excess wear on clutches, and frankly, it's annoying to have to constantly move forward a little teeny bit at a time, or risk getting honked at by the rude person behind them. Just stop where you want to be when the light changes. It's that simple.
Drivers of manual transmissions: don't roll back. If you're on a hill and you need to stop, just stop. Don't roll back down the hill. You could surprise a driver behind you, and they could do something rash. As a side note to that, don't keep your car in place on a hill by using the clutch. All you are doing is wearing it down faster.
WHEN THERE IS STOP AND GO TRAFFIC: Don't speed up to ride the back end of the car in front of you, so when they happen to be a bad driver and slam on their brakes for who knows what, you don't slam on your brakes, and the person behind you, etc. Give them a little room. Learn throttle control. Don't drive up on someone going slower than you and hit your brakes. That just causes accidents and traffic problems.
Be nice to truckers, and they will be nice to you. If a big-rig wants over, let him over. You can go around him later.
When there's an emergency vehicle, get out of the way. They are more important than you. It's that simple.
The left lanes (in the U.S.) are the FAST lanes. If you want to go slow, stay to the right, as far right as you can get. If you were passed on the right-hand side, then you are going too slow for your lane.
If there's someone behind you in the left lane going faster than you are, get over, or speed up. Choose wisely.
Use your blinkers. Duh.
At dusk or dawn, when the sky is light but the road is dark, do NOT use your high-beams. Don't use your high-beams as running lights, either. It's not safer, it just pisses people off. A smarter alternative is to just turn on your marker lights, or fog lights if your car is so equipped. Headlights should really only be on at night, when you need them to see. Your owner's manual will detail how to turn on these lights if you don't know how.
Fix wobbly headlights. That shit's annoying.
If your blinker is going really really fast, it means one of the bulbs is burned out. Fix it.
Don't honk at friends in traffic, unless they deserve it.
Sorry that was so long, those of you who read this far. I needed to say this, hoping that some of you will go away learning something, or perhaps just remembering that you aren't the only person on the road.
Good drivers are courteous. If someone needs to get over, then let them over. Don't hover in their blind spots hoping that they'll not hit you. Give them some room.
Good drivers know how to change lanes. DO NOT SLOW DOWN. Slowing down to change lanes is not safe. I thought they taught you this in driver's ed.
Drivers of automatic transmissions: do NOT stop or slow down, then creep up to a stop sign or stop light. People on the road with manuals HATE this, because all it does is put excess wear on clutches, and frankly, it's annoying to have to constantly move forward a little teeny bit at a time, or risk getting honked at by the rude person behind them. Just stop where you want to be when the light changes. It's that simple.
Drivers of manual transmissions: don't roll back. If you're on a hill and you need to stop, just stop. Don't roll back down the hill. You could surprise a driver behind you, and they could do something rash. As a side note to that, don't keep your car in place on a hill by using the clutch. All you are doing is wearing it down faster.
WHEN THERE IS STOP AND GO TRAFFIC: Don't speed up to ride the back end of the car in front of you, so when they happen to be a bad driver and slam on their brakes for who knows what, you don't slam on your brakes, and the person behind you, etc. Give them a little room. Learn throttle control. Don't drive up on someone going slower than you and hit your brakes. That just causes accidents and traffic problems.
Be nice to truckers, and they will be nice to you. If a big-rig wants over, let him over. You can go around him later.
When there's an emergency vehicle, get out of the way. They are more important than you. It's that simple.
The left lanes (in the U.S.) are the FAST lanes. If you want to go slow, stay to the right, as far right as you can get. If you were passed on the right-hand side, then you are going too slow for your lane.
If there's someone behind you in the left lane going faster than you are, get over, or speed up. Choose wisely.
Use your blinkers. Duh.
At dusk or dawn, when the sky is light but the road is dark, do NOT use your high-beams. Don't use your high-beams as running lights, either. It's not safer, it just pisses people off. A smarter alternative is to just turn on your marker lights, or fog lights if your car is so equipped. Headlights should really only be on at night, when you need them to see. Your owner's manual will detail how to turn on these lights if you don't know how.
Fix wobbly headlights. That shit's annoying.
If your blinker is going really really fast, it means one of the bulbs is burned out. Fix it.
Don't honk at friends in traffic, unless they deserve it.
Sorry that was so long, those of you who read this far. I needed to say this, hoping that some of you will go away learning something, or perhaps just remembering that you aren't the only person on the road.
DS Friend code!
Posted 18 years agoI have a DS Friend Code! It's 305053108874.
Rant!
Posted 18 years agoWhat is it with TV?! My sister (she's 17) is watching the Disney Channel in the other room, and all I hear is 5-20 seconds of dialogue, a random sound effect, and a laughtrack. Over and over and over and over and over and over...
I had to drown my sorrows in ice cream, then rant here.
I had to drown my sorrows in ice cream, then rant here.
