Female? (Raffle)
Posted 12 years agoHave you always wondered what it would be like to pee sitting down or hell standing up for some
well go here
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4309933/
and get your pe-pe or va jay jay
AshWolves5 is doing a gender swap raffle so yeah do it ;)
well go here
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4309933/
and get your pe-pe or va jay jay

Ra55le ;)
Posted 12 years agoa februany raffle by
Storm-Tiger
go heres please http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4300894/
GOOD LuCK

go heres please http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4300894/
GOOD LuCK
FURSUIT raffle Get it, Got it, Good...
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/9602400/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9602400/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9602400/
So theres this raffle thingy
for a fursuit, and you should go do it if you want to do it
..annnnnd you want to do it, so go NAO
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9602400/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9602400/
So theres this raffle thingy
for a fursuit, and you should go do it if you want to do it
..annnnnd you want to do it, so go NAO
FREE aRRRRRRRRtt!! :D
Posted 12 years ago
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4167889/
while your at it go check out her commission page ^^

free arts xD
Posted 12 years agoYCH raffle
Posted 12 years agoFree Art Raffle (by Imiak)
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4126061/
go here put an idea and Sit!! and wait maybe you'll win ^^
go here put an idea and Sit!! and wait maybe you'll win ^^
Free Art RaFFle (by chepi)
Posted 12 years agoCum get some if your (insert species/gender here) enough
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3820543/
raffle being held by
Destinythevampire
Che...Che...Check it out NAO!!
raffle being held by

Che...Che...Check it out NAO!!
453.50 and you can have me all night ;)
Posted 13 years agoNatural Hair Color:
[X] Brown - $10.00
[ ] Blonde - $7.50
[ ] Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ] Other - $5.00
$10.00
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[ ] Blue - $15.00
[X]Hazel - $7.50
[ ] Other - $1.50
$17.50
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[X] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $9.50
$25.00
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[x] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[ ] 0 to 18 - $10.00
$30.00
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[ ] First Born - $32.00
[X] Only Child - $25.00
[ ] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[ ] Last Born - $10.00
[X] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50
Don't Hate its fair :P My mom was married 3 times (had a child with each) So technically I am my dads only child and my moms third ;)
$110.00
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[ ] Sometimes - $21.50
[x] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $60.00
$130
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[x] Glasses $5.00
[x] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00
$137.50
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[x] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00
$177.50
Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$75.00
[ ] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[ ] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[ ]Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ ] Orange - $30.00
[x] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[ ] Other - $50.00
$282.50
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $5.00
[ ] g-k - $17.50
[x] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.0
$312.50
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[x] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[ ] other - $35.00
$333.50
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[x] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00
$353.50
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x]Nope- $100.00
[ ] some- $75.00
Final Total: $453.50
Re-Post as "I cost $_________ a night"
[X] Brown - $10.00
[ ] Blonde - $7.50
[ ] Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ] Other - $5.00
$10.00
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[ ] Blue - $15.00
[X]Hazel - $7.50
[ ] Other - $1.50
$17.50
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[X] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $9.50
$25.00
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[x] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[ ] 0 to 18 - $10.00
$30.00
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[ ] First Born - $32.00
[X] Only Child - $25.00
[ ] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[ ] Last Born - $10.00
[X] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50
Don't Hate its fair :P My mom was married 3 times (had a child with each) So technically I am my dads only child and my moms third ;)
$110.00
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[ ] Sometimes - $21.50
[x] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $60.00
$130
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[x] Glasses $5.00
[x] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00
$137.50
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[x] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00
$177.50
Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$75.00
[ ] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[ ] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[ ]Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ ] Orange - $30.00
[x] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[ ] Other - $50.00
$282.50
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $5.00
[ ] g-k - $17.50
[x] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.0
$312.50
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[x] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[ ] other - $35.00
$333.50
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[x] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00
$353.50
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x]Nope- $100.00
[ ] some- $75.00
Final Total: $453.50
Re-Post as "I cost $_________ a night"
Pimp that Husky ^^ (Chance for free art)
Posted 13 years agoRead it and vote and or leave a comment
maybe youll be the winner :o
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3929840/
Good lucks
maybe youll be the winner :o
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3929840/
Good lucks
Raffle fur a comic appearance :D
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3892963/ come put your name in maybe youll get your 15 minutes :P
Cum get this foxes arse (raffle)
Posted 13 years agoWheel of fetishes ^^ (Contest)
Posted 13 years agoraffle that has three winners go here for more details ;)
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3513465/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3513465/
Free Tail RaFFlE
Posted 13 years agoCome get in on this Gigantinormous fur pile Mmmkay!
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:28017666
being done by
DixieVonFur
Just do it you know you want to ;)
being done by

Just do it you know you want to ;)
Buh Bye O.o
Posted 13 years ago I leave to go to my new home back in blackhole arizona it sucks you in and you can never leave it always drags you back but yay i got a house all to myself for less then my half of rent here ^^ and best part its right near downtown and its got a super oober big backyard for my doggies :D
Cant wait to decorate :P
Cant wait to decorate :P
Free badge :)
Posted 13 years ago$100 raffle :D (read It)
Posted 13 years agoWhat R U?
Posted 13 years agoBear
[ ]-you're the guy/gal nobody wants to mess with
[ ]-you're quite lazy, and don't like the cold
[ ]-you're the biggest in your group of friends
[x]-you are easy to get anger, especially when protecting those that are close
[ ]-you are a big eater, and will eat more than everyone else at the table
[ ]-you frighten others easily, but get frightened easily yourself
[ ]-you let your muscles do the talking
[x]-you like to eat berries and fish
[ ]-you can sleep for days on end
[ ]-you're the "warrior" of the group
Total Points = 2
Wolf
[x]-you look out for those that are close to you, and are fiercely loyal
[x]-you prefer to stay in small groups of friends
[x]-you are protective of what you have, and can sometimes be greedy
[x]-you are tough, and can handle smaller injuries
[x]-most people adore you
[ ]-you like to run in wide open spaces
[ ]-you're favourite game is tag
[x]-you snarl over things that annoy you
[ ]-you enjoy to play fight
[x]-you're the "knight" of the group
Total Points = 7
Owl
[x]-you are very perceptive, and have great vision
[ ]-you stay up most of the night, and sleep in longer than most
[ ]-you don't eat much, but what you do eat sates your hunger
[x]-you are very fast and stealthy
[ ]-you prefer to pick your foes off one at a time
[x]-you are double jointed
[x]-you can move almost silently when the need arises
[ ]-you have long sharp finger nails
[ ]-you are known as very beautiful
[ ]-you're the "archer" of the group
Total Points = 4
Fox
[x]-you are clever, and let your wits settle your problems
[x]-you are fast, and able to escape danger easily
[ ]-you are the weakest in your group, but not necessarily the easiest prey
[x]-you are stealthy, and prefer to avoid conflict when possible
[x]-you would rather get into you enemy's head rather than their face
[x]-you are agile but clumsy sometimes
[ ]-you have red hair
[x]-you don't like others being where they're not suppose to be
[x]-you enjoy sneaking up on people
[ ]-you're the "thief" of the group
Total Points = 7
Deer
[ ]-you like to be around a lot of people, and stick with crowds
[x]-you can escape danger with pure speed and endurance
[ ]-most consider you the easiest prey
[ ]-you aren't very strong, but when you're angry you can pack a punch
[ ]-most consider you very graceful
[x]-you have very acute senses, especially hearing and smelling
[ ]-you are a vegetarian
[ ]-you love the ballet
[ ]-gymnastics are your specialty
[ ]-you're the "cleric" of the group
Total Points = 2
Bat
[ ]-nighttime is your time to shine
[ ]-the daylight blinds you a lot
[ ]-you don't see very well or at all
[ ]-you'd rather fly than walk
[x]-you are known as different
[x]-you have big ears and/or long fingers
[ ]-you like hanging upside down
[ ]-you like sleeping during the day
[x]-you're "One of a Kind"
[ ]-you're the "spy" of the group
Total Points = 3
Rat
[x]-you're considered evil and dark and sometimes emo
[ ]-you like areas that are damp and dark
[ ]-you practice or want to practice magic or the dark arts
[ ]-you prefer candle light over regular light
[x]-your favorite color is black
[ ]-you love things that have to do with skulls or death
[ ]-you have a demon inside of you struggling to get out
[x]-you enjoy being alone
[ ]-you hate your parents/siblings
[ ]-you're the "death" of the group
Total Points = 3
Mouse
[ ]-you're very timid and skittish around almost anything
[ ]-you're the one most bullies can stuff into a locker
[ ]-cats scare you
[ ]-you have nightmares almost every night
[ ]-you still sleep with a stuffed animal
[ ]-night lights are your best friends
[ ]-your meals are quite small
[ ]-you have friends that you can hide behind
[ ]-you are known as being quiet and baby cute
[ ]-you're the "coward" of the group
Total Points = 0
Pig
[ ]-you're known as being smelly and uncleaned
[ ]-you sleep in trash
[ ]-eating is your favourite sport
[ ]-chocolate and pizza are considered healthier snacks than apples to you
[ ]-you sometimes wear the same clothes for two weeks in a row
[ ]-showers and soap are your worst enemy/nightmares
[ ]-you tend to break wind a lot
[ ]-mud is your best friend
[ ]-your house is a mess but you don't care
[ ]-you're the "slob" of the group
Total Points = 0
Monkey
[ ]-you're happy-go-lucky and random
[ ]-you love eating bananas
[x]-you are known as cute but dangerous
[ ]-you love swinging and heights
[ ]-you are awesome at climbing trees
[ ]-you know how to say things in sign language
[ ]-playing is your specialty
[x]-you enjoy joking around
[ ]-you can stay awake forever if you wanted to
[ ]-you're the "fun one" of the group
Total Points = 2
Snake
[ ]-you love being evil and mean
[ ]-you're the type to smash people into a wall
[ ]-you carry a knife with you at all costs
[ ]-you've had over 10 girlfriends/boyfriends
[x]-you're no longer a virgin
[x]-you've been arrested before
[ ]-you love partying
[x]-you usually eat your meals whole or chew only twice or so
[ ]-leather is epic to you
[ ]-you're the "criminal" of the group
Total Points = 3
Final Result: Big surprise According to this im equal parts fox and wolf ;')
[ ]-you're the guy/gal nobody wants to mess with
[ ]-you're quite lazy, and don't like the cold
[ ]-you're the biggest in your group of friends
[x]-you are easy to get anger, especially when protecting those that are close
[ ]-you are a big eater, and will eat more than everyone else at the table
[ ]-you frighten others easily, but get frightened easily yourself
[ ]-you let your muscles do the talking
[x]-you like to eat berries and fish
[ ]-you can sleep for days on end
[ ]-you're the "warrior" of the group
Total Points = 2
Wolf
[x]-you look out for those that are close to you, and are fiercely loyal
[x]-you prefer to stay in small groups of friends
[x]-you are protective of what you have, and can sometimes be greedy
[x]-you are tough, and can handle smaller injuries
[x]-most people adore you
[ ]-you like to run in wide open spaces
[ ]-you're favourite game is tag
[x]-you snarl over things that annoy you
[ ]-you enjoy to play fight
[x]-you're the "knight" of the group
Total Points = 7
Owl
[x]-you are very perceptive, and have great vision
[ ]-you stay up most of the night, and sleep in longer than most
[ ]-you don't eat much, but what you do eat sates your hunger
[x]-you are very fast and stealthy
[ ]-you prefer to pick your foes off one at a time
[x]-you are double jointed
[x]-you can move almost silently when the need arises
[ ]-you have long sharp finger nails
[ ]-you are known as very beautiful
[ ]-you're the "archer" of the group
Total Points = 4
Fox
[x]-you are clever, and let your wits settle your problems
[x]-you are fast, and able to escape danger easily
[ ]-you are the weakest in your group, but not necessarily the easiest prey
[x]-you are stealthy, and prefer to avoid conflict when possible
[x]-you would rather get into you enemy's head rather than their face
[x]-you are agile but clumsy sometimes
[ ]-you have red hair
[x]-you don't like others being where they're not suppose to be
[x]-you enjoy sneaking up on people
[ ]-you're the "thief" of the group
Total Points = 7
Deer
[ ]-you like to be around a lot of people, and stick with crowds
[x]-you can escape danger with pure speed and endurance
[ ]-most consider you the easiest prey
[ ]-you aren't very strong, but when you're angry you can pack a punch
[ ]-most consider you very graceful
[x]-you have very acute senses, especially hearing and smelling
[ ]-you are a vegetarian
[ ]-you love the ballet
[ ]-gymnastics are your specialty
[ ]-you're the "cleric" of the group
Total Points = 2
Bat
[ ]-nighttime is your time to shine
[ ]-the daylight blinds you a lot
[ ]-you don't see very well or at all
[ ]-you'd rather fly than walk
[x]-you are known as different
[x]-you have big ears and/or long fingers
[ ]-you like hanging upside down
[ ]-you like sleeping during the day
[x]-you're "One of a Kind"
[ ]-you're the "spy" of the group
Total Points = 3
Rat
[x]-you're considered evil and dark and sometimes emo
[ ]-you like areas that are damp and dark
[ ]-you practice or want to practice magic or the dark arts
[ ]-you prefer candle light over regular light
[x]-your favorite color is black
[ ]-you love things that have to do with skulls or death
[ ]-you have a demon inside of you struggling to get out
[x]-you enjoy being alone
[ ]-you hate your parents/siblings
[ ]-you're the "death" of the group
Total Points = 3
Mouse
[ ]-you're very timid and skittish around almost anything
[ ]-you're the one most bullies can stuff into a locker
[ ]-cats scare you
[ ]-you have nightmares almost every night
[ ]-you still sleep with a stuffed animal
[ ]-night lights are your best friends
[ ]-your meals are quite small
[ ]-you have friends that you can hide behind
[ ]-you are known as being quiet and baby cute
[ ]-you're the "coward" of the group
Total Points = 0
Pig
[ ]-you're known as being smelly and uncleaned
[ ]-you sleep in trash
[ ]-eating is your favourite sport
[ ]-chocolate and pizza are considered healthier snacks than apples to you
[ ]-you sometimes wear the same clothes for two weeks in a row
[ ]-showers and soap are your worst enemy/nightmares
[ ]-you tend to break wind a lot
[ ]-mud is your best friend
[ ]-your house is a mess but you don't care
[ ]-you're the "slob" of the group
Total Points = 0
Monkey
[ ]-you're happy-go-lucky and random
[ ]-you love eating bananas
[x]-you are known as cute but dangerous
[ ]-you love swinging and heights
[ ]-you are awesome at climbing trees
[ ]-you know how to say things in sign language
[ ]-playing is your specialty
[x]-you enjoy joking around
[ ]-you can stay awake forever if you wanted to
[ ]-you're the "fun one" of the group
Total Points = 2
Snake
[ ]-you love being evil and mean
[ ]-you're the type to smash people into a wall
[ ]-you carry a knife with you at all costs
[ ]-you've had over 10 girlfriends/boyfriends
[x]-you're no longer a virgin
[x]-you've been arrested before
[ ]-you love partying
[x]-you usually eat your meals whole or chew only twice or so
[ ]-leather is epic to you
[ ]-you're the "criminal" of the group
Total Points = 3
Final Result: Big surprise According to this im equal parts fox and wolf ;')
Full suit up for auction
Posted 13 years agoHey every body I got this suit awhile back for fun I ment to work on it and make it my own but I havent had the time and not working and moving moneys gonna be tighter then a bees but real soon :P so just letting everybody now its up for auction at the dealers den ^^
http://www.thedealersden.com/auctio.....tion_id=109665
http://www.thedealersden.com/auctio.....tion_id=109665
Ha Yay for CaliFur
Posted 13 years ago :-P So anyways I just got my hotel room at a nicer hotel thats only .66 miles away from the con for 50$ less ;)
(although) they charge $12 for parking
but anyways still savin Moolah more drinks for me O.o
Oh Yeah and and and..... Califur has such awesome timing cause my Burfdays smack dab in the middle of it on the 2nd I think i might have to get a polka dot party hot to wear ^^
And one of those annoying blower thingys cause who doesnt love some good ol blowin that makes things go meep xD
{Edit} Oh yeah and just incase you were wondering I gots my room at the Atrium Hotel
18700 MacArthur Boulevard Irvine, CA 92612 search for it on yahoo youll find the cheapest price going thru them ^-^
(although) they charge $12 for parking
but anyways still savin Moolah more drinks for me O.o
Oh Yeah and and and..... Califur has such awesome timing cause my Burfdays smack dab in the middle of it on the 2nd I think i might have to get a polka dot party hot to wear ^^
And one of those annoying blower thingys cause who doesnt love some good ol blowin that makes things go meep xD
{Edit} Oh yeah and just incase you were wondering I gots my room at the Atrium Hotel
18700 MacArthur Boulevard Irvine, CA 92612 search for it on yahoo youll find the cheapest price going thru them ^-^
Test your Manliness
Posted 13 years agoTaken from veskar
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [ ] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 8
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [x] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [x] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing/ MMA
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 14
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 22
Do you say:
31) [x] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.(I usually use the word 'pansy')
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it. (You're doing it wrong)
39) [x] Shit
40) [x] Here's your [insert profanity and what the person just said].
Total So Far: 32
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [] Comic books
47) [x ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 33
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 66%
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [ ] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 8
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [x] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [x] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing/ MMA
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 14
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 22
Do you say:
31) [x] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.(I usually use the word 'pansy')
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it. (You're doing it wrong)
39) [x] Shit
40) [x] Here's your [insert profanity and what the person just said].
Total So Far: 32
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [] Comic books
47) [x ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 33
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 66%
SEXY TIME (meme)
Posted 13 years agoStolen from
Mavuriku who stole from
project_x :-P
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
The few, the proud... Mmmhmm
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
When does it feel good? Damn straight, all the time
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
the free side ;)
4. Do you masturbate?
My palms are to hairy to hide lol
5. How often? Lately?
Lets just say its my night cap
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Um no, just ask nicely
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers but depends who Im with
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Only way to get clean is to get dirty
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Dont really like watching it but I read it a lot
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggresively passive, just like me
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
hmmmm i twonder
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Chess, a few
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Um getting a treat, burying the bone, and exploring
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yea they were freaks D:
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
plain jane: in a bed for me
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
church parking lot
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
not even with myself
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Had a couple strippers flip me off before
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
yes and no
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
yes and NO
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I wish, you wanna?
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
D: omg is that weird
24. What's your sexuality?
try-sexual, try anything once ;), but gay if i gotta pick one
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
not yet, lets go xD
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
in my bathroom, a public one not yet
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
work...whats work and no
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
…yes, they called it toys-r-us
29. Bought something from an adult store?
wouldnt you like to know
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No, but I's got some dildos
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Take a CHANCE with DAVID you can use the 8 BOTTLES of cum lube to make it easier, ceberus, pyrex plug, big purple, normal, elypse makes some beautiful art, and some rings that go around peter
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
:o how did you know I had a film too
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
does it count if its me
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
the vibrate feature is fun
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
once I 00111001010001 his 00100110
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
yes but it doesnt add a number
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
behind the guy with some chloroform
38. What's your favourite sex act?
The one where you have sex.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
If there in the same whole does it count


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
The few, the proud... Mmmhmm
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
When does it feel good? Damn straight, all the time
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
the free side ;)
4. Do you masturbate?
My palms are to hairy to hide lol
5. How often? Lately?
Lets just say its my night cap
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Um no, just ask nicely
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers but depends who Im with
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Only way to get clean is to get dirty
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Dont really like watching it but I read it a lot
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggresively passive, just like me
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
hmmmm i twonder
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Chess, a few
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Um getting a treat, burying the bone, and exploring
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yea they were freaks D:
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
plain jane: in a bed for me
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
church parking lot
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
not even with myself
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Had a couple strippers flip me off before
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
yes and no
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
yes and NO
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I wish, you wanna?
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
D: omg is that weird
24. What's your sexuality?
try-sexual, try anything once ;), but gay if i gotta pick one
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
not yet, lets go xD
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
in my bathroom, a public one not yet
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
work...whats work and no
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
…yes, they called it toys-r-us
29. Bought something from an adult store?
wouldnt you like to know
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No, but I's got some dildos
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Take a CHANCE with DAVID you can use the 8 BOTTLES of cum lube to make it easier, ceberus, pyrex plug, big purple, normal, elypse makes some beautiful art, and some rings that go around peter
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
:o how did you know I had a film too
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
does it count if its me
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
the vibrate feature is fun
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
once I 00111001010001 his 00100110
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
yes but it doesnt add a number
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
behind the guy with some chloroform
38. What's your favourite sex act?
The one where you have sex.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
If there in the same whole does it count