Yeah! 22 years old! Woo! Got the best gift ever from the guy at the taco stand two weeks ago. Guy's really cool, made sure I got it in advance so I could fully enjoy it this weekend!

Salmonella.

Yeah. Betrayed by tacos. Truly there is no light in this world.

21 today. I am now technically an adult in the entire world, so I guess my grand theft auto, petty larceny, vandalism, and B&E days are at an end. Sigh.

Pretty uneventful, and kinda shitty if I'm being honest. Hopefully I'll be able to celebrate better once I get the weight of exams off my shoulders. Until then, I feel like taking advantage of my legal status and swimming in a sea of alcohol... is what I would say in your country, but I live in Mexico, and have been able to chug booze since I was 18. Take that, 'Murica.

Stolen from so many people. Just... so many.

What made you choose the species of your main fursona?

I was a teenager going through a Satanist phase. A demon seemed like the appropriate way to go. I kinda got attached to him after a while, though.

Is your fursona just like you, or how you want to be?

Yes and no. Although he's considerably more mature, perceptive, and intelligent, he's also sarcastic, acidic, and unapproachable on literally any level. I like to think I'm at least a LITTLE bit likable.

Does your fursona have the same personality you have?

Again, not really. Although at the core we're similar, he's considerably better at dealing with people (read: avoiding them), and I'm generally... jollier. Let's go with jollier.

Does your fursona have the same dislikes and likes as you do?

Sort of. While the basics (hobbies, literature, movies, etc.) remain the same for the most part, I'm still riding the tailwind of my teenager sex-crazed stage, and he's not sexual. At all.

Does your fursona look like you at all?

He's skeletal, covered in flexible, grating chitin, has wings, antennae, no hair, and claws the size of my... ring finger. You tell me.

Is your fursona the same gender as you, if not why?

Mentally, yes. Physically, no. He doesn't have genitals of any sort, or even an anus. So although he feels mentally attracted to women, nothing in his physiology indicates gender.

Do you have more then one main fursona?

I used to. Long time ago, I had a monkey. He never even got drawn. Nowadays, I guess felix might count. But he's very quickly developing his own personality away from mine.

Do you have a back story for your fursona, if so does it have anything to do with your own history?

Human kid, got possessed by a demon. The demon made a deal with the kid, where, if he helped the kid "get with" the girl he assumed to be the love of his life, he'd get free reign over the kid's soul when he died. Until then, he'd get all the benefits of demonic blood (incredibly long life, minor mind control and charming magic, all that jazz). Unfortunately, the demon jumped the gun a little and transformed the kid's body into his own, sure that he had everything in the bag one way or the other. He, unfortunately, forgot to take into account that his true form was genderless (even in human form, he looks like a Ken doll now), leaving himself stranded in the kid's consciousness, as the contract could never be fulfilled now.

Is your fursona mated, if so is it to your real life significant other?

Nope!

If not are they looking for a mate, or are they a swinger so to speak?

He likes looking at women, but is starting to forget what sexual arousal felt like.

Is there something special about your fursona that you think sets them apart from others?

The fact that he is completely incapable of having any sort of sexual interaction (his fingers are claws, his tongue is sharp at the edges like a dagger, and his skin is spiny like a shark's. His "human form" is just a glamour set over these aspects)

Do you have much art of your main fursona/s?

Just the profile ID. I'm trying to erase traces of my previous depictions of him.

Would you ever consider parting with your main fursona, if so why?

Meh. He'll probably go through redesigns, but dropping him? Not so much, really.

If you suit, do you have a suit of your main fursona?

Don't suit. NEVER will suit. There are few things that creep me out as much as a dead-eyed fursuit does.

Have you ever roleplayed with your main fursona, or do you prefer not to?

Once or twice.

Do you consider your main fursona to be a part of you in any way?

My world-weary, cynical bit, maybe.

I hate waking up before dawn.

It's awful.

I can never go back to sleep once I'm up, and when I wake up at 4 A.M., when nobody else is up, all I can do is stare up at the ceiling and think. And in that darkness, all I can think about is the myriad ways I've fucked up. Over and over and over. It's really quite an extensive list of fuck-ups, you know. I should get a medal or some shit.

Once my list of fuck-ups is done playing in my head for the pre-dawn, I immediately fast-forward to today, and how worthless I am in the grand scale of things. No, I'm not being emo here. I mean it as an actual philosophical statement. None of us mean shit in the grand scheme of things. It takes a special kind of arrogance to think we, specks of dust on a speck of dust in a remote corner of some galaxy, matter anything. Then I turn that into something personal, and THAT'S when things get really pathetic.

I think about my friends and acquaintances. And I wonder how many of them think of me. Or how often. Some of the people here, I think about daily. I wonder how they are. I may be too much of a pussy to ask sometimes, but I genuinely wonder how they're doing. But I'm an extremely needy person that way. For all my big misanthropic talk, I need other people to be happy, for me to be satisfied. And then it hits me that many, many, MANY of the people I know probably forget I exist most of the time. During the daylight, I cope with that easily. I am kind of forgettable at first glance. It's forgivable. But in those 2-3 hours while it's just me, the quiet, and the dark, it's a crushing realization.

That's right. If I wake up before the sun rises, I literally sit in the dark and feel sorry for myself for several hours. How pathetic is that?

I hate waking up before dawn.

Was my birthday today. It was alright. Got lots of well-wishes. I just wish exams didn't start on Monday.

Got this from  writerguy


1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you love me?
5. Give me a nickname and explain why.
6. Describe me in 1 word.
7. What was your first impression of me?
8. Would you hug me?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13. Would you meet up with me?
14. Do you enjoy having me as a friend?
15. Would you spend some quality time with me?

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4770256/

Look look over there! Her birthday's in a week!

 luircin, a great writer, is in a spot of financial trouble. Bills keep piling up on him. But he's really talented. You can take a look in his gallery if you don't believe me.

So why not help a guy out, AND get quality writing at the same time? Buy a story from him, you will NOT be disappointed. Trust me on this one.

Sup guys.

Just a heads-up?

I'm still alive.

Happy December 21st!

Now that I have your attention... go here for details: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3845556/

Trust me, it'll be well worth it if you win.

So, a lot of stuff has been piling on me for the past few weeks. I'd been feeling a bit down in the dumps, and it escalated into depression recently. I'm alright, but I would like to ask that if I act snappishly or rudely in the next couple of days, please don't hold it against me. I promise this instability is only temporary.

 itsuko103 is in a bit of a tight spot, and could use some help. All she needs is for you to get a commission from her. They've always been well-priced, and at the moment, the prices are even lower than usual. Even if you're not agreeable with the prices (although I can't see why you wouldn't be), she's open for negotiation. So be a pal, and go take a look.

YOU get some sweet artwork, and she gets the money she needs. Everybody wins in this arrangement. For more information, go here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3502987/

Thanks for your time.

Jacked from so many people I might as well call myself a bank robber.

1. How tall are you?
5'10"

2. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Black.

3. What about eye color?
Gray/Blue/Green

4. What orientation are you?
Straight.

5. What do you do in your spare time?
Sleep, read, draw, fuck around on the internet.

6. What's your job?
Student/Unemployed

7. What's one thing you like about yourself?
My tolerance.

8. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
I'm a floormat, have no life, have grown bitter, have a small penis, and will probably die unremembered.

9. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
That I apparently look like a criminal when shaved.

10. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Ex-Catholic. Now I can tolerate most religions aside from the Abrahamic ones. I can and will write you a dissertation on why it sucks, so don't push me on this one. Trust me.

11. Do you drink?
Socially/when alone and craving it.

12. Do you smoke?
Not tobacco.

13. What are your fears?
Forgetting important things, being forgotten.

14. What are your dreams/goals?
For now, become a geneticist and become published. Later, who knows?

15. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Duh.

16. Who's your best bud?
Several. Two prominent ones are  demonnyuu and  zytrax. I owe them both a debt that I'll never be able to fully repay.

17. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
A doughnut.

18. Favorite drink?
Milk, water, or coffee.

19. Favorite color?
Dunno.

20. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Transformation.

21. Favorite movie?
District 9/Real Steel.

22. Least favorite food?
Chicken.

23. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
The flesh of my would-be executioner. No, this is not a joke. o_o

24. What do you drive/wish you drove?
Something that is fuel-efficient while retaining a good speed.

25. Most disliked bug?
I love bugs. But the only ones I will not touch with the naked hand, EVER, are the bee family. Wasps, hornets, bees, etc.

26. Most hated pet peeves?
Liars and hypocrites.

27. Dislike in life?
WOW. So many things here.

28. Most annoying?
People.

29. Most disliked TV show?
Jersey Shore.

Right now, a great artist and better friend is having a special on a very particular kind of art piece.  demonnyuuis having her Thanksgiving sale of "Thanksgiving Derps". They're an adorable little chibi of your character decked out in Thanksgiving clothing, be it a pie, a turkey, mashed potatoes, etc., and they're only $5! You should really go check it out.

I turn 18 today! Yay.

In Mexico, I can buy booze now! *awesome face* Seriously though, BARFDAY!

YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME..... using only 3 words, what would you say to me??
Note: If you comment, please copy and paste this as your journal, so I may comment on yours as well. Be a good sport.

Taken from  zytrax. I know I'd scream like a madman and jump out the window if I woke up next to myself.

So  foxdoggy has a contest going on right now regarding some adoptables. The page is here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6479852/

The critters are really well done, and certainly worth looking into!

They're cheap, they're of excellent quality, and they're for sale!  demonnyuu is making adoptables at VERY affordable prices, excellent quality, and very creative designs. I should know, I've bought from her. So if you want cheap adoptables head on over to her page. I promise you, you won't regret it.

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin Innocent. Lowest number you have the more you've done!

100%

( ) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
( ) Had sex.
( ) Been to a concert.
( ) given a handjob.
(x) gotten a handjob.
( ) given a blowjob.
( ) gotten a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%

( ) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
( ) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
(x) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
( ) Hugged a stranger.
(x) Went scuba diving.
( ) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
( ) Had a party
( ) Done serious hard drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%

( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
(x) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
( ) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
( ) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

( ) Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun.
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die. (Held him, even.)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%

( ) Watched a person die.
( ) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
(x) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
( ) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(x) Dressed punk. (Halloween.)
(x) Dressed goth. (Halloween.)
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 73%

(x) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity. (Ana Guevara, that runner. Met her at a pet store, purely by luck.)
(x) Ridden a horse.
( ) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%

( ) Got caught stealing something.
(x) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (Twas an accident, and to be fair, the asshole was harassing my sister.)
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
(x) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
(x)Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%

( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
( ) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
( ) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
( ) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%

(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
( ) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.

FINAL PERCENTAGE: 58%

I got this from around 6 different people.

LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Fernando
- Eye Color: Indeterminable
- Hair Style/Color: Very short, black.
- Height: 5'4"
- Clothing style: Comfortable.
- Best physical feature: Meh.

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Snapping one day.
- Your guilty pleasure: ... That new Pony show.
- Your biggest pet peeve: Stupid people.
- Your ambitions for the future: To retire early.

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: "Who is that SEXY man in the mirror?" Nah, it's actually more like "FUCKING alarm!"
- What you think about most: How to make the day's bumps hurt less.
- What you think about before bed: How to make tomorrow's bumps hurt less.
- You think your best quality is: Thinking.

LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Dunno.
- To be loved or respected: Feared. Respected is a close second.
- Beauty or brains: Brains
- Dogs or cats: Both.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Truth is entirely subjective.
- Believe in yourself: HA! As IF!
- Believe in love: It's... complicated.
- Want someone: Sure. She's taken.

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yes. (Hated it.)
- Done drugs: Alcohol. I SMELLED marihuana smoke while at Cama Guiroa once, but not through choice.
- Changed who you were to fit in: FUCK no.

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Meh. Blue?
- Favorite animal: Scorpion/cobra.
- Favorite movie: Ladyhawke
- Favorite game: Brutal Legend, any LoZ game.

LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: November 2nd
- How old will you be: 18
- Age you lost your virginity: STILL a virgin.
- Does age matter: Meh.

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Smart, cool.
- Best eye color: Whatever.
- Best hair color: *shrug*
- Best thing to do with a partner: Dunno.

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: writing.
- I feel: angry.
- I hide: when I sleep.
- I miss: my dog.
- I wish: people stopped being stupid assholes.

LAYER ELEVEN: I TAG

Whoever/Whatever/Whenever.

It's a meme, so if you came to find out where I stashed the body, well, tough luck.


1.Do you sleep naked?
VERY often.

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Nope. End up overheating.

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Give me a nice girl, and we'll talk about it.

4. Do you enjoy drama?
HA! THAT'S a good one! No.

5. Are you a manly man?
I can hold my own in a fight, but I like reading, and I keep several potted plants, and I enjoy cooking. So no.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Mom.

7. Small or large package?
If I wanted people to know, I'd be showing off, wouldn't I? So shut your face.

8. Are you short?
5'8", more or less.

9. Do you like somebody?
Unfortunately, yes, and she's already taken.

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
If it did, I wouldn't tell you. Hell, I haven't used that service in almost a year.

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Not really, no. I just grab what's at hand.

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Most certainly. I refuse to admit other people might be right, and then only grudgingly. A LOT of my self-loathing comes from this.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
If anything to entertain my cousins.

14. Are you double jointed?
On my thumbs.

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
At the top of a mountain.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
My sister. No, we do not like each other THAT way. She was chasing me, and beating me where she could. My ass was in reach.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
What? You mean aside from the ones claiming I'm a Satanist, that I have killed a man, that I constantly eat human flesh? Not at all. The ones regarding my distaste for people and worship of certain gods don't count 'cuz they're true.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yup.

19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
HA! I'm girl repellent.

[ ] I wear make up.
[X] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[ ] I love to laugh.
[X] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse. (It's called a man-bag!)
[X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[X] I've never been called a spoiled brat. (When I was a child)
[X] Girls are confusing.
[X] I've been called a bad influence
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.


Come on fellas, be truthful!

1. What color is your underwear?
White.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Hey, so long as she's a girl.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Eeeeh... Kinda. My sister.

4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
For one thing, not mock me.

5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes.

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Eh.

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Hell no.

8. Do you like your life?
Sorta kinda.

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
Never even had a girlfriend.

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Once or twice.

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Mixed. Most of us are the "freaks", though.

14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Not slapped. I stabbed somebody in the neck once. You mess with my friends or family, you had better be ready to pay with blood.

15. What are your biggest fears?
Loneliness.

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Hate to admit it, but yes.

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
A-yup.

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Well, cheating's a big temptation. So here's a question for you. Have you ever, in your whole entire life, NOT cheated?

19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Once in a while. Rare, though.

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Not really no. Maybe to say "Fuck you" on live television to the ones who called me a failure.

21. Are you currently missing someone?
Got everybody I need. Both online and IRL.


THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:

Cowgirl or Gangster?
Cowgirl. "Gangsta" sucks major dick.

Preppy or Punk?
Punk. DEFINITELY punk.

Face or Body?
Face.

Good cook or take you out a lot?
Hm... Cook.

Sweet or sexy?
Both.

Armani or Abercrombie?
Is... Is that a nationality?

Contacts or glasses?
Either/or.

Now you're here, Freakman's doing some free art, so, y'know, check it out: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1994567/

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

Persona Dramatica:

1. Cthylla
2. Dana
3. Shane

Q&A
1. How old are you?
Cthylla: In YOUR years? Around 60,510. In the equivalent, more or less 19.
Dana: I'm 17, so hands off.
Shane: Body-wise? Or mind-wise?

2. What's your height?
Cthylla: Tall enough, asshole.
Dana: Tall enough to make you shove your head up your own asshole.
Shane: Without the bend in the legs, around six feet.

3. Are you a virgin?
Cthylla: Ha! Azathoth, no.
Dana: Up until Christmas, I was.
Shane: In THIS body, I am. Back in the Dreamlands, no.

4. Who's your mate/spouse?
Cthylla: *glowering* None.
Dana: I have none.
Shane: She has no name, and isn't even IN this dimension.

5. Do you have any kids?
Cthylla: Not a one.
Dana: I'm practically a toddler by Deep One standards. Dad would have a heart attack if I had a kid.
Shane: ... You are going to shut up now.

6. What's your favorite food?
Cthylla: I enjoy sushi, certainly...
Dana: Ditto.
Shane: Raw meat. Preferably some I killed myself.

7. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Cthylla: ... I really have no idea what "ice cream" is.
Dana: I like pistachio...
Shane: Chocolate.

8. Have you killed anyone?
Cthylla: *smirks* Take a wild guess.
Dana: Who knows, who knows... Girls need to have their little secrets, no?
Shane: I lost count around six weeks ago.

9. Do you hate anyone?
Cthylla: ... Does "all of humanity" count as a valid answer?
Dana: A few people, yes...
Shane: Fucking Gayle.

10. Have any secrets?
Cthylla: Psh. Like I'd tell you.
Dana: I think it's more interesting if I keep you guessing.
Shane: Nyet.

11. What is your job?
Cthylla: I am technically the leader of a cult... although I'm closer to the actual object of worship.
Dana: I own a small-time jewelry and rare stones and metals shop at the beach.
Shane: I don't have one.

12. What do you do to relax?
Cthylla: Not much, really.
Dana: Well, ever since Christmas... I have a few hobbies...
Shane: I work on certain plans.

13. Do you want to say something to your readers?
Cthylla: Not really.
Dana: Come on down to the beach emporium sometime.
Shane: Anyone know how to get rid of annoyingly child-friendly, sexy turtles? No? Nobody? Fuck you all.

Srolen from  kaijumorpher_v2
Xmas Meme
STEP ONE
# Make a post to your journal. The post should contain your list of ten holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV"). The important thing is to make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
# If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) can get in touch with you. Your home address is not required!
# Make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your journal, or link to this post (it'll be public) so that the holiday joy will spread.

STEP TWO
# Surf around your friends list (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now, here's the important part...
# If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes one person's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use - or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free - do it.
# You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf - to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not - it's your call. There are no guarantees with this project, and no strings attached. Just... wish, and it might come true. Give and you might receive. You'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

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Err... wow. 10 things, huh...? Okay, umm...
1. Fallout: New Vegas
2. "Alhazred: Author of the Necronomicon" by Donald Tyson
3. ... A picture drawn for me. I don't even care what it is. On second thought, I already got one of these, like two weeks ago...
4. (this far in, and I'm already out of ideas) Do these have to be possible? 'Cuz... I really want my dog back...
5. A nice Xmas with my family and my friends.
6. ... GODDAMMIT I'M OUT OF IDEAS!

I'm 17 today! :D