Just a reminder- I have a YCH TF auction ongoing.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25182871/

If you want to pick up some sweet, sweet TF-y goodness, now's your chance.

Commissions are still open, and I still have slots for my Halloween YCF TF commissions.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8421802/

If you want some Halloweeny smutty goodness here's your chance.

OR: In Which Our Ancestors, Being Deprived of Furaffinity, Came Up With Some Fucknasty Shit

"And what, then, is to be thought of those witches who in this way sometimes collect male organs in great numbers, as many as twenty or thirty members together, and put them in a bird's nest, or shut them up in a box, where they move themselves like living members, and eat oats and corn, as has been seen by many and is a matter of common report? It is to be said that it is all done by devil's work and illusion, for the senses of those who see them are deluded in the way we have said. For a certain man tells that, when he had lost his member, he approached a known witch to ask her to restore it to him. She told the afflicted man to climb a certain tree, and that he might take which he liked out of the nest in which there were several members. And when he tried to take a big one, the witch said: You must not take that one; adding, because it belongs to a parish priest."

(source: http://www.sacred-texts.com/pag/mm/mm02a07a.htm)

So, it's That Time Of Year again, and in honour of the Upcoming Month Of Spooks N' Scares, I'm opening some special cheap commissions!

5 slots, each themed, get them before they're gone.

For $11 USD, you too can get 500 words worth of TF smut based on one of the following:

- Witch

- Werewolf

- Mask

- Vampire

- Graveyard

Get 'em before they're gone!

I'm sorry to everyone who's been waiting on commissions from me; I've been a bit ill lately and have had to put most of my creative projects on hold.

This should change this week or the next one, but I'm taking it easy for now.

Specifically, on how to write TF and other 'weird' stuff, why some of it 'works' and why some of it doesn't.

Is this something anyone hereabouts would be interested in reading?

Mostly because I was talking to her about how I'm doing furry commissions and how ex-Mormon Guilt intersects with that, haha. She's the kind of person who only knows about furries from That One CSI Episode, so it's been Interesting.

I've been very coy about what kind of Weird Stuff I'm writing, and have been mostly talking about how furries pay artists what they're worth (seriously! y'all have been great about that!). And she told me, and I quote:

"You make this furry stuff sound so cute and fuzzy, it makes me happy."

I about died laughing. XD

If you're not reading him already, you should.

- digital-zombie123: moar Teen Titans content (+ scene)
- omegaokami: werewolf (+ scene)

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[This is more as a note to myself than anyone else; feel free to ignore it.]

SHOCKINGLY enough, it seems they're all trans men/FTM/genderqueer DFAB people. Who'da thunk.

This really is a niche, huh?

Hi! I'm a professional writer. I do commissions of the furry and not-furry variety (as you can see, I'm fond of superheroes!). I've been writing my whole life; I got 'serious' about it nearly ten years ago, and now it's my full-time job.

I write both SFW and NSFW stuff.

For SFW: I'm down for just about anything, but my One True Love is science fiction and fantasy. (I'm especially fond of worldbuilding and superheroes). If you want help fleshing out a character or a setting, I'd be happy to do that, too. My SFW rates are cheaper than my NSFW rates ( check my commission tab here: http://www.furaffinity.net/commissi.....lessmanticore/ ) because SFW is easier to write. There's no "help, where are their arms, did someone accidentally grow a third leg, what do".

Here's my limits for the more 'hardcore' stuff.

WHAT I CAN DEFINITELY WRITE:
- Any gender, any sex, any orientation. Gay, straight, bi, any kind of trans, herm, you name it I've got it.
- TF/TG. I specialize in FTM TG, but I can write MTF too.
- Exhibitionism
- Light-to-medium bondage
- D/S, Master/servant, mistress/servant, master/maid, etc.
- Ambiguous consent involving mind control, sex pollen, pheromones, intoxication, etc.
- Furries, demons, most xeno, most monsters, vampires, **sentient** ferals
- Cross-dressing, feminization and masculinization with varying levels of consent
- Latex.
- Hyper-sized genitalia.
- Giants/minigirl/miniguy.

ASK ME FIRST:
- Vore. This is a kink I don't 'get', so you'll have to describe what you want in some detail. It's not my specialty.
- Inflation/muscle. Ditto.
- S&M more gory than "a few cuts and bruises". I can write gore, but again- not my specialty, and if it's too much for me or nonconsensual I will probably turn it down.
- Underage. I'm kind of okay with writing cubs, but *how* comfortable I am with this depends on what exactly you're looking for. I'd honestly prefer to write characters who are of age, but if you want me to write an older teenage character fooling around with a character of their own age I'm not gonna say no.
- Incest, ditto. General rule of thumb, if it's consensual, it's fine, but ask first.
- Dubious consent NOT involving altered mental states- I'm okay with some messed-up stuff, blackmail and so on, but I'd like to know the specifics of what you want before making promises.
- Sexism, homophobia, and transphobia. I know I play with this stuff a lot in my writing - TG stuff lends itself well to talking about it, and sometimes gender-based humiliation can be fucking hot. But I have Limits ™, and if you're not sure if I'd be okay with it, ask me first.

NOPE, NOPE NOPE:
- Impregnation that isn't eggs. If you want lots of "I WILL MAKE YOU A BABY" dirty talk, I'm not your guy.
- Babyfurs, extreme underage (we're talking under-12), emotional or physical child abuse.
- Snuff.
- Rape/noncon. This includes ferals that can't talk. Sentient interspecies sex is- pardon the pun- a whole different animal from bestiality.
- Hardcore watersports/scat/diaperfurs. Butts are nice, I don't want to think about what's coming out of them.
- Racism, like, ever. I'm not going to write Nazi smut, Confederate smut, race kink stuff in general. I can't handle it with the degree of sensitivity it needs in *serious* writing, I'm not even going to try to in porn.
- People getting vored through holes that you can't fit two fingers into. Put it this way, I just saw the phrase 'nasal vore' and let's just say YKINMK.

[UPDATED 10/8/17. I originally wrote these commission guidelines to be as inclusive as possible, because, let's be honest, I like money. But when I thought about it, there are some things I said I could write that I just can't morally justify, and some things I didn't specify because I just didn't think they were a Thing. (But they are totally a thing, because the internet is an amazing and slightly terrifying place.) So I updated to reflect these changes.

Thanks for your patience, y'all are lovely people.]