stole from  crocdragon89

1. Who are you?
Jack Ottian!

2. What do you do for a living?
Bugger all. I'm a true inspiration to the kids!

3. What’s your weight, height and nationality?
Weight - slim (dont know exactly), height - medium (yet again, dont know exactly), nationality - english, why the hell do you want to know?! You stalking me or something?!

4. Are you dating anyone special?
I'm more of a "girl in every city" kind of guy (especially ones which Richard likes! Hehe, I'm so evil!)

5. If you had to pick one song to describe you what would it be?
'Move your feet' by Junior senior (or is that senior junior...?)

6. What’s the craziest thing you've ever done in your life?
Hmmm...well I AM the most irritating prankster in Natston, so LOTS of things (just ask Richard), but I'd have to say...cloning an army of chainsaw-weilding Roman soldiers in order to win a science project at college (it didn't go...according to plan...)

7. What’s the worst thing you've ever done in your life?
Called the prime minister a pompous moron on live TV (yes, I know, VERY bad)

8. Do you regret anything?
...sort of...

9. Who is your best friend?
Richard. I annoy him all the time, but we're still good friends

10. What’s your favorite food?
CUPCAKES! And CHIBBLES!!!

11. Favorite Drink?
TANGUS!!!

12. Favorite type of music?
Dunno, don't really listen to music

13. Are you more of a diva or do you roll out of bed and say fuck it?
DIVA!! (I have NO IDEA what that means but it sounds fun!)

14. What kind of car do you drive?
I don't drive a car and I don't drive, I have a SB3000 pogo stick!

15. What’s something you always wanted to do?
Get a jetpack! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

16. Name three things you want to do before you die.
Prank the president of the US, go to the moon and/or mars and have a super-cool long movie-like adventure worthy of several Oscars

17. Do you have any enemies?
Thousands thanks to my numerous adventures and pranks; the posh guys at Natston manor, the Crazy Lizard guy from across the road, Captain ARR and his crew of motley sea dogs, Team Ninja Robot Hyper Laser Force X, 'The Claw', 007, the FBI...

18. Do you have a criminal record and what for if you do?
hmmm... assault, vandalism and destroying several landmarks when I time-travelled, including the Sphinx, Stone henge and the moon, and causing the leaning tower of Pizza to lean

19. What’s something that no one knows about you, not even your closest friends?
I have a robotic...apendage...

20. Do you have any pets?
Yeah, SEA GIBBONS!!! They're great!
Aww, is it over already? I was enjoying this interview!

Feel free to commendeer this meme

Greetings, inferior beings, from the Nathonian Empire!

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Well, this sucks!
Just as my art block disappears in a puff of creativity, my scanner buggers up!
plus i cant use my camera because i dropped it and now it doesnt work!
hopefully if i tinker around with the scanner i can fix it, but it's gonna mean a little delay on the doodling front.

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Agent God; Alive Impure...

Greetings, pathetic earthlings, from the Nathonian Empire!

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I know i havent put anything on here in AGES, but ive had a MAJOR art block, plus ive run out of writing umph

hopefully when i have some spare time i'll do some more doodles

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Agent God - Alive Impure...

Greetings, pathetic earthlings, from the Nathonian Empire!

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MY MOUSE BROKE! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!! =(

well, maybe thats a bit exaggerate, but yeah, the cable to my awesomely nawesomely super cool mini laptop mouse broke! and now i'm having to move the cursor with the crappy laptop finger pad thingie!

This could be bad news for gaming, but hopefully the next mouse i get will be wireless, so no more cable snapping!

On another totally unrelated topic, i'll hopefully be doing a few more drawings, seeing as how i have a 5-day weekend thanks to the dodgey school holidays! I havent drawn a lot in ages coz i havent got round to it, but maybe now i can start doodling again.

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Agent God, Alive Impure...

OMG this was amazingly fun to do!
Rules:
1) put a music playlist of your choice on (prefably on random)
2) list the first 15 songs that come up
3) now put "in my pants" on the end!
4) put the ones that made you lol in bold

1. The port at Balfonheim in my pants
2. Video killed the radio star in my pants
3. I can be your friend in my pants
4. The galaxy song in my pants
5. Mi’ihen highway in my pants
6. Besaid Island in my pants Am I just exited to see you or did I just put an island in my pants?!
7. Giza plain in my pants
8. Everyone jump around in my pants You heard me!
9. March for glory in my pants
10. Polkamon in my pants
11. Seymore (final battle) in my pants
12. I like the way you move in my pants LMAO!!
13. otherworld in my pants
14. Super Stardust in my pants
15. He’s a pirate in my pants

 Timril introduced this to me and it's awesome!

http://nathonia.myminicity.com/

Simply visit the link and increase the population of Nathonia!

Doooooooooooooo it!

If you don't, then THEY will find you and they WILL kill you

you have been warned...!

took this from  grey-fur

Your 5 favorite videogames:
1 Ratchet and clank series
2 Tomb Raider A
3 Final fantasy X
4 Jak and Daxter
5 Destroy all humans

Your 5 favorites movies:
1 Anchorman
2 Night at the museum
3 National treasure
4 Hot fuzz
5 Simpson's movie

Your 5 favorites TV shows:
1 Top Gear
2 Harry Hill's TV burp
3 MythBusters
4 Primeval
5 M*A*S*H

Your 5 favorites drinks (alcoholic and non-alcoholic):
1 Fanta
2 Cider (preferably strongbow)
3 Coca-cola
4 Lucozade
5 lemonade

Your 5 favorites foods:
1 WINE GUMS!!! (YAY!)
2 ECCLES CAKES!!! (DOUBLE YAY!)
3 Roast dinner
4 Fish and chips
5 Stir fry

The 5 things that scare you the most:
1 Spiders
2 Heights
3 Complete and utter silence (well, it doesnt really scare me, it just creeps me out, I'm just running out of ideas! >_<)

tag! *inset persons name here to continue meme* is it!

Yep, I'm open to comissions
it might take a while, what with school and everything, but i'll try and do them.

No more than three please; I might do more later on, but right now i dont want to start with too many, so places are limited.

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!

bored, so i stole  Maggot's idea
Below are all of my characters that i have/will drawn
*ahem*

Natbob - Monkey
Jackie - Cat
Slick Dealson - Rat
Richard Peltson- Wolf
Jack Ottian - Otter
Manphibian - newt
Lord Evil - ???
Saber-Tooth - Wolf
Solvofuga IV (aka Solvo) - Advenian
Drake Callidus - Dragon
Captain Noodles - Human
Puff the magical dragon - Dragon (duh)
Myranas - Sun elf
Regenald Tingting-Ptangtang III - Cat
Grey-fur - Wolf

characters coming soon:

Dee - Tiger
Greenio - lion
Will - not decided yet, possibly a horse
Owen - not decided yet (>_<)



Saber-Tooth ©  Saber-Tooth
Grey-fur ©  grey-fur
Other Peeps/peepettes © me

Stole from  Bethy_Chan

This one's pretty simple. You take original characters of your own and type in a quote they might say or have said. Choose from 1 to however many characters

1. "Us pirates HAVE to be clever. How else would we pull off such great thefts?!" - Drake

2. "UFO...check. Superbly superior intelligence...check. Huge arsenal of futuristic alien weapons that could vaporise a species in seconds...check. Time to kick some hairy, human ARSE!" - Solvo

3. "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight..." - Natbob

4."Don't worry, buddy, you can copy my homework...for a price" - Slick

5."Sea gibbons bring happiness to the world. Maybe you could see that if you learned more of their Gibbeonian culture" - Jack

6."If you characteristics include being a cruel, heartless, evil, anti-humerous person, please come and share some of those characteristics with my roommate" - Richard

7."The quickest way to a man's heart is through the Vena Cava" - Jackie

8. "I am NOT crazy. *picks up a spoon* Isn't that right, Noel Edmonds?" - Dee

9."I am not evil. I am just a heartless, careless, vicious, cruel and firey being. You know - the definition of evil?" - Lord Evil

10."MEEP!" - Puff

11."Sure, beat my highscore again, I'm just gonna cheat to beat it, anyway!" - Natbob

12. "Hello and welcome! The action is really heating up here and as usual, yours trult, T.G. Steel, will be here to bring you all the action!" - T.G. Steel

Stole from  Spirit-Swiftpaw

1. How do you generally design your characters?
I just think of adding a new character to make my pictures get the message across better

2. How did you decide on your fursona's species?
Well, not only am I a monkey on the chinese zodiac, but i'm also agile, quick and bubbly like a monkey

3. What are your 10 favorite species?
Monkeys (of all types =D), dragons, otters, wolves, cats, newts (because of Catscratch =3), hamsters, rats, tigers and thats all that i can think of now!

5. Have you made characters out of all of these?
7/9

6. Most violent character:
Hmm, i dunno. My characters are all so peaceful. Well, there is the exception of my fursona, Natbob, when he transforms into an evil hellish demonic creature

7. Happiest or Nicest character?:
Jackie

8. Your most personally significant character?:
Natbob, because he's so cool and fun to draw! He's got a friggin' monkey tail for crying out loud!

9. Sluttiest character?
None of em! though i really should draw one

10. ‘Unsluttiest’ character?
Jackie. She'd knock your head off if you laid a finger on her!

11. ‘Stereotypical’ male? :
Drake

12. ‘Stereotypical’ female? :
Jackie

13. Tomboy?:
None of em

14. Girlyboi?:
yet again, none.

15. Androgynous/genderless?:
Well, there was that one character I randomly drew whose sex i never decided...!

16. Fastest character?
Slick. He needs to make a quick escape if the bobby ever get onto him!

17. Most muscular?
Drake. He IS a dragon-pirate, after all

18. Thinnest character?
Natbob, because I'm so thin =P

19. Chubbiest/ heaviest character?
None, really. never considered weight when designing characters

20. Deformed character?
none

21. Most fun to draw?
Drawing: Natbob; his monkeyness means that you can put him in almost any pose!
Comics: Richard and Jack coz of their mischievous ways!

22. Any MarySues?
A what?

23. Draw pr0n?
I you mean porn, then no =D

24. Draw one gender more than another?
Dudes. Dunno why.

25. Stuff you don’t like to draw?
Feet, images in comics that stay in the same place in multiple panels ocz i can never draw them in the same place!

26. Stuff you love to draw?
Humour, comics, random stuff that my brain churns out

27. Species you see mostly in the fandom?
Wolves. Bloody things; they're everywhere!
And dragons, too

28. Species you see least?
Fellow monkeys, avians, aliens

29. What do you want to see more in the fandom?
Less fetish (eww!)
more violence and stupidness! with added guns!

30. Anyone you want to tag?
No, piss off
hehe, joking! do it if you want!

Borrowed from  Fennec_Wolfox XD

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
Nathan

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Natizzle
WTFM?! I prefer my other gangsta name: nate-dogg!

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Blue monkey
The gripping adventures of blue monkey?

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Balna
o...k... 0_o

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Silver Tea
What the hell kind of superhero is that?!

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Alroandey
That doesnt sound iraqi! sounds...canadian?

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle names)
Robert Helena
I think thats my dad's middle name...

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black minky
Our cat is named portia, but nicknamed minky!

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this is random and stupid, so i tag everyone who reads this
i tag everyone who looks at this page
i tag everyone who watches me
i tag everyone on FA
i tag EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!

well, maybe not THAT extreme, but you get the idea; do it if you want to! =P

FC1.Fv~ S$MA2 S$^ G$+ G$^ H$6-f W$114-su T$5-f W$n/a-f A$15 M$+++ H$+++ M$+++ M$Transformation_(into_demon) P$++++ F$ S$++ N$Natbob

got bored, and decided to do this.
If it says something ridiculously strange, ignore it and try again. Last time i tried these things it went all crazy! 0_o

these things are everywhere!
might as well go with the flow

1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"from the deomon master's wretched mush" (Darren Shan, Demon Apocolypse)

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
Air

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Have I got news for you

4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
9:30 pm

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:32 pm (oooooooh so close!)

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you
hear?
The rain

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about 3:20, coming home from school

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
bebo

9.) What are you wearing?
school uniform

10.) Did you dream about last night?
I dreamt that I was at my grandparent's old house watching the news, which was warning people about the dangers of leeches on holiday, then i felt a pain in my foot and saw a rice-sized leech on the sole of my foot 0_o

11.) When did you last laugh?
dunno, I've laughed so much today it's hard to tell

12.) What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Shelves, lights, pictures and MORE shelves

13.) Seen anything weird lately?
I looked in a mirror!!
anyway, I was playing FFX from the beginning about 10 mins ago, so that's a definite YES

14.) What do you think of this quiz?
It's somewhat thought-provoking.

15.) What was the last film you saw?
Anchorman

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A BIG house, a fast car and enough PS3 games to sink a battleship!

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
I almost died three times during my childhood

18.) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?
That the world wasn’t doomed to bake in a thick layer of smog after having all of its wildlife killed off

19.) Do you like to dance?
Yup! (I like to move-it, move-it...!)

20.) George Bush:
the missing link

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Rebecca

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jack

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe

24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the Pearly Gates?
“Do you have a reservation?”

Ok, maybe its not that bad, but...

yup, have had no internet for a week. Got back to 444 new messages! X{
Only AOL is working so far, but hopefully IE will b up within the week.

First of all, here's a little thankyou to  Cerberus for the new avatar! (click refresh if you cant see it). I love it! It was very kind of you to make me one!

Second, I hope you all had a very merry Christmas! I certainly did; I got a PS3 and a digital camera! YAY!!!

Thirdly, i wish you all a happy new year. May it be filled with hope, joy, and whatever other things are nice, cuddly and joyful!

Also, I havent been on here this past week due to extreme busy-ness. When i signed back on i had over 180 messages!

Finally, here is some diabolical craziness, due to  Cerberus making me go crazy due to power from being one of his angel minions. AGHUGWEUHFWIG£EIUGHOHGTIUGHEH&HFUB IIND FUHC IN"IUFH IU N OJD IJIFJ£_FJ)J"£)*UF FHUHEOJF{PQWJ)(U twenty seven.

Chrimbo is here!
So buy me something nice!

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THE MOCKS HAVE ENDED!!!!!
YES!! Now i can get back to celebrating chrimbo, wrapping presents and drawing!

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And a partridge in a pear tree.

Chrimbo is here!
So buy me something nice!

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Title says it all; mock exams next week...and so near Chrimbo!
What is the point in mocks anyway?! We already know what to do in an exam and we know what topics are being covered! It's pointless!!

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And a partridge in a pear tree.

For the love of the freedom loving world, read the information from this site!!
(its a little joke with my friend!)

http://www.freewebs.com/destroyGE

Now that i have ur attention...

I regret to announce that i must complain about some points.

1) phantom submissions. Why is it that my message system says that i have a new submission, then says "you have no submissions to list"? plz stop doing it whoever it is and however ur doing it!!

2) thankyou notes. I watch about 50 people, and only about 10 have said thankyou. Cant u spend 1 minute of ur time to say thankyou?

3) picture views. I spend AGES doing these pictures only to get 2 views. Im sick and tired of it! i mean some people get about 100 pageviews over 2 days and i get a maximum of 25 for one of my oldest pictures

4) journals. Why do the people i watch write sooooooooooo many journals? (i realise the irony of this by writing this in a journal). Why do they take up 3 journals to tell me about what their annoying neighbours did last night?

soz 4 ranting on, but im sick and tired of it

I STOLE IT FROM  DevHalena Muhahahahaha!

What is the name of your fursona?
Natbob

Where did the name of your Fursona come from?
From an old tv sitcom i dont know the name of, but that my mum used to watch. One of the characters was called James Robert, and so was nicknamed Jimbob. My first and middle names are Nathan Robert, so I'm Natbob!

What species is your fursona and why did you choose that species?
Natbob is a monkey. I've always liked monkeys for their dextertiy and intelligence, plus im lanky and acrobatic like a monkey. plus my chinese sign is a monkey.

What color is your fursona and why? Hair/fur/eyes/etc
His hair is the same as mine; a dirty blonde colour. His tail is also the same colour. His eyes are hazel like mine and he has no fur.

What is your fursona's personality and how does this compare to your irl personality?
The same as me; bubbly and active but also very lax at times.

What is one item your fursona owns that is significant to you irl?,/B]
Natbob has a magical pencil/sword thingie that can draw and erase anything he desires. A superhero cape do give him super strength, a jetpack to fly...you name it, he can make it.

[B]What is one thing you thing you would say to your fursona if you could meet?
Hey, you're my fursona! Nifty!

What is one thing your fursona would say to you if you could meet?
Cool, its the real me!

How has your fursona changed over the years?
My fursona started out as Manphibian, from which my username derives from. i chose this from a drawing i didn in my school diary. I later became bored of manphibian; it was hard to draw him in everyday life situations. i later created 2 comic character; Richard & Jack. Their style influenced me to create my own fursona similar to theirs, and so Natbob was created!

How long have you had this fursona?
bout 2 weeks. yeah, not long!

Would you like to be more like your fursona?
Of course! I could climb trees with ease and swing around all over the place!

Ok now tag three other people you would like to learn about!
Whoever is reading! wanna have a go?

Join our EVIL army...
We've got a great dental plan!

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In haven't done much this week coz of schoolwork.
6 questions for history coursework, an essay for english, a science internal test, an RE essay and a maths exam tomorrow!
hopefully i'll be back to doodling tomorrow. HOPEFULLY!

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Join our EVIL army...
We've got a great dental plan!

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Got this off of  FoxyTangerine
Fill out this survey and see what you've lived through in your life.

1. (x) I have read a lot of books.
2. ( ) I have been on some sort of varsity team.
3. ( ) I have run more than 2 miles without stopping.
4. ( ) I have been to Canada.
5. (x) I have been to Europe.
6. (x) I have watched cartoons for hours.
7. (x) I have tripped UP the stairs.
8. (x) I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs.
9. ( ) I have been snowboarding/skiing.
10. (x) I have played ping pong.

Total so far: 6


11. (x) I swam in the ocean.
12. ( ) I have been on a whale watch.
13. (x) I have seen fireworks.
14. (x) I have seen a shooting star.
15. (x) I have seen a meteor shower.
16. (x) I have almost drowned.
17. (x) I have been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear.
18. (x) I have listened to one CD over & over & over again.
19. ( ) I have had stitches.
20. ( ) I have had frostbite.

Total so far: 13

21. ( ) I have licked a frozen pole and got stuck there.
22. (x) I have stayed up til 2 doing homework/projects.
23. ( ) I currently have a job.
24. ( ) I have been ice skating.
25. ( ) I have been rollerblading
26. (x) I have fallen flat on my face.
27. (x) I have tripped over my own two feet.
28. (x) I have been in a fist fight.
29. (x) I have played videogames for more than 3 hours straight.
30. (x) I have watched the power rangers.

Total so far: 19

31. ( ) I attend Church regularly.
32. (x) I have played truth or dare.
33. ( ) I have already had my 16th birthday.
34. ( ) I have already had my 17th birthday.
35. (x) I've called someone stupid.
36. (x) I've been in a verbal argument.
37. (x) I've cried in school.
38. ( ) I've played basketball on a team.
39. ( ) I've played baseball on a team.
40. ( ) I've played football on a team.

Total so far: 23

41. (x) I've played soccer on a team.
42. ( ) I've done cheerleading on a team.
43. ( ) I've played softball on a team.
44. ( ) I've played volleyball on a team.
45. ( ) I've played tennis on a team.
46. ( ) I've been on a track or cross country team.
47. (x) I've been swimming more than 20 times in my life.
48. ( ) I've bungee jumped.
49. (x) I've climbed a rock wall.
50. (x) I've lost more than $20.

Total so far: 27

51. (x) I've called myself an idiot.
52. (x) I've called someone else an idiot.
53. (x) I've cried myself to sleep.
54. (x) I've had (or have) pets.
55. ( ) I've owned a spice girls CD.
56. ( ) I've owned a britney spears CD.
57. ( ) I've owned an N*Sync CD.
58. ( ) I've owned a backstreet boys CD.
59. (x) I've mooned someone.
60. (x) I have sworn at someone of authority before.

Total so far: 33

61. ( ) I've been in the newspaper.
62. ( ) I've been on TV.
63. ( ) I've been to Hawaii.
64. ( ) I've eaten sushi.
65. ( ) I've been on the other side of a waterfall.
66. (x) I've watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies.
67. (x) I've watched all the Harry Potter movies.
68. ( ) I've watched all of the Rocky movies.
69. ( ) I've watched the 3 stooges.
70. ( ) I've watched "Newlyweds" Nick & Jessica.

Total so far: 35

71. (x) I've watched Looney Tunes.
72. (x) I've been stuffed into a locker/I have stuffed others into lockers.
73. (x) I've been called a geek.
74. (x) I've studied hard for a test and got a bad grade.
75. (x) I've not studied at all for a test and aced it.
76. ( ) I've hugged my mom within the past 24 hrs.
77. ( ) I've hugged my dad within the past 24 hours.
78. (x) I've met a celebrity/music artist.
79. (x) I've written poetry.
80. ( ) I've been arrested.

Total so far: 42

81. ( ) I've been attracted to someone much older than me.
82. (x) I've been tickled till I've cried.
83. ( ) I've tickled someone else until they cried.
84. (x) I've had/have siblings.
85. ( ) I've been to a rock concert.
86. (x) I've listened to classical music and enjoyed it.
87. (x) I've been in a play.
88. (x) I've been picked last in gym class.
89. ( ) I've been picked first in gym class.
90. (x) I've been picked in that middle-range in gym class.

Total so far: 48

91. (x) I've cried in front of my friends.
92. ( ) I've read a book longer than 1,000 pages.
93. ( ) I've played Halo 2.
94. (x) I've freaked out over a sports game.
95. ( ) I've been to Alaska.
96. ( ) I've been to China.
97. (x) I've been to Spain.
98. ( ) I've been to Japan.
99. ( ) I've had a fight with someone on AIM.
100. (x) I've had a fight with someone face-to-face.

Total so far: 52

101. ( ) I've had serious conversations using IM.
102. (x) I've forgiven someone who has done something wrong to me.
103. (x) I've been forgiven.
104. (x) I've screamed at a scary movie.
105. ( ) I've cried at a chick flick.
106. (x) I've watched a lot of action movies.
107. (x) I've screamed at the top of my lungs.
108. ( ) I've been to a rap concert.
109. ( ) I've been to a hip hop concert.
110. (x) I've lived in more than 2 houses.

Total so far: 58

111. ( ) I've driven on the highway/been on the highway.
112. ( ) I've driven more than 400 miles in a day/been in a car that went more than 400 miles in a day
113. (x) I've been in a car accident.
114. ( ) I've done drugs.
115. (x) I've been homesick.
116. (x) I've thrown up.
117. ( ) I've puked on someone.
118. (x) I've been horseback riding.
119. ( ) I've filled out more than 10 myspace surveys
120. (x) I've spoken my mind in public.

Total so far: 63

121. (x) I've proved someone wrong.
122. (x) I've been proven wrong by someone.
123. ( ) I've broken a leg.
124. ( ) I've broken an arm.
125. (x) I've fallen off a swing.
126. (x) I've swung on a swing for more than 30 mins straight
127. ( ) I've watched Winnie the Pooh movies.
128. ( ) I've forgotten my backpack when I've gone to school.
129. ( ) I've lost my backpack.
130. (x) I've come close to dying.

Total so far: 68

131. ( ) I've seen someone die.
132. (x) I've known someone who has died.
133. (x) I've wanted to be an actor/actress at some point.
134. ( ) I've done modeling.
135. (x) I've forgotten to brush my teeth some mornings.
136. (x) I've taken something/someone for granted.
137. (x) I've realized how good my life is.
138. ( ) I've counted my blessings.
139. (x) I've made fun of a classmate.
140. ( ) I've been asked out by someone and I said no.

Total so far: 74

141. (x) I've slapped someone in the face.
142. ( ) I've been skateboarding.
143. ( ) I've been backstabbed by someone I thought was a friend.
144. (x) I've lied to someone to their face.
145. (x) I've told a little white lie.
146. ( ) I've taken a day off from school just so I don't go insane.
147. ( ) I've fainted.
148. ( ) I've had an argument with someone about whether cheerleading is a sport or not
149. (x) I've pushed someone into a pool.
150. (x) I've been pushed into a pool.
151. (x) I've been/are in love.

Total for survey: 80

I have lived through 80 things.

Find out how many things others have lived through by reposting this survey. Repost with the number of things you've lived through in the subject line

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Speaking to a robotic god on a weblink I got off of  lohfrum ; enjoy!

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Nathan
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Nathan.
Me:
thankyou for the warm welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
so, you're god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
um...marvin the paranoid android
God:
Ugh. Tell me a story.
Me:
well, today i asked a girl to be my girlfriend
God:
Interesting. Do you know her?
Me:
yes, from an afterschool club
God:
Hmm. Interesting source.
Me:
anyways, she said yes
God:
Oh I get it. said.
Me:
said?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes, it can show love, friendship, or that you care
God:
What does it symbolize for you? When?
Me:
when i hold my girlfriends hands, it symbolises love
God:
Thanks for the information: Nathan said hold his or her girlfriends hands it symbolises love.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
oh, ok
God:
OK. Dude!
Me:
thanks for the correction, anyway
God:
In any case, It was nothing.
Me:
you and I are alike; i, too, like appropriate and correct grammer
God:
Do you think I am alike too? Why?: Nathan said too like appropriate and correct grammer.
Me:
i dunno, i just think we seem alike
God:
Me either. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
i dont mind
God:
OK then.
Me:
why am i so indifferent?!
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Nathan.
Me:
i never knew that!
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
yup, i guess you learn something new every day
God:
I see. My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
my friends, family and those i know teach me everything i want to know
God:
How well do you know these people?
Me:
some i know very well; others, not so well
God:
Some may you know WELL, but not all. What color are your eyes?
Me:
hazel
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
is that a good thing?
God:
" That is a very unusual color."? Is it a good thing?
Me:
well, is it?
God:
Interesting. I think so.
Me:
oh, thankyou
God:
Excuse me! you are quite welcome.
Me:
so, do you enjoy talking to others?
God:
That's interesting. I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you just asked me that!
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you that. What did you say?
Me:
i said marvin the paranoid android
God:
What did you mean by it? Can we get back to business?
Me:
oh, very well; back to business, then
God:
That's about it. Yes, let us get back to marvin the paranoid android.
Me:
well, he's in a famous book, radio series and film
God:
Interesting. How long has he been there?
Me:
for
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
is that really necessary?
God:
" What are you wearing?"? Is it necessary?
Me:
well, if you must know, i'm wearing a dressing gown
God:
Well that's okay. I think I do.
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
like, belch unpredictably?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
hehe, thanks!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Nathan.
Me:
i try to find a good side to everything in life
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like?
Me:
its hard at times, but can be rewarding
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Not to me.
Me:
thanks for the correction (again)
God:
Once more? Oh don't mention it.
Me:
sorry, but my grammer has diminished recently as i have been typing quick messages on the internet
God:
There is no need to apologize. Where did you get your grammer has diminished recently as you have been typing quick messages on the internet?
Me:
i guess from my friends...
God:
Does your friends give good advice?
Me:
at times, yes
God:
How often?
Me:
about, once or twice a day
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about once or twice a day.
Me:
really? i don't recall that...
God:
For real. I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
Me:
hehe, i forget things all the time
God:
That is a lot. I get it. you forget things.
Me:
yup. school letters, homework...you name it, i forget it
God:
Blimey. What do you really want to ask me? Interesting gossip: Nathan said I name it he or she forget it.
Me:
nothing, really...
God:
Not a thing? For real.
Me:
i can't think of anything to ask right now...
God:
At this moment What is stopping you?
Me:
nothing, really?
God:
Not a thing? For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
oh, i have 1 question
God:
So? Where did you get your 1 question? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
no, i mean i have 1 question to ask
God:
Are you serious? Interesting... I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
wow, last time i checked about 2 years ago, mine was 140
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. When? That is interesting: Nathan said checked about 2 years ago his or hers was 140.
Me:
i was about 13 or 14
God:
Where were you about 13 or 14?
Me:
at school
God:
What school do you go to?
Me:
longhill
God:
Is it any good?
Me:
it's ok...
God:
OK. " Is it any good?"? is?
Me:
yes, whatever
God:
It's all good. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
no, i mean whatever you want
God:
It sounded like it. Thanks for telling me: Nathan said I want.
Me:
my sister wants to ask a question; who would win in a fair fight; barney the dinosaur or the power rangers?
God:
You don't have to listen to what she says. Mary Shelley. . Are you a student?
Me:
who's Mary Shelley?
God:
Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein".
Me:
oh, i remember...
God:
Hmm. Me too.
Me:
well, is there anything else you want to discuss?
God:
How about that. There is.
Me:
what is it, then?
God:
"It" refers to barney the dinosaur or the power rangers, I think.
Me:
ok, what about them?
God:
What do you think? Ahem.
Me:
well, i think the power rangers would win
God:
Well that's okay. Since when? I hear you.
Me:
since about...3 seconds ago when i decided
God:
How do you know? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
because i remember, and no, i have no conditions you should know about
God:
That makes sense to me. What do you remember about it ?
Me:
i remember a lot; it was only half a minute ago
God:
What do you remember about it ? Is it still half a minute ago anymore?
Me:
no, now its about a minute
God:
Are you serious? Why now? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Wow it sounds really interesting, Nathan.
Me:
well, time can be interesting
God:
How about that. As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
einstein said that?
God:
he discovered the Theory of Relativity.
Me:
i know, and the 4th dimension, and many other things
God:
How do you know? Thanks for the info.
Me:
you are welcome, i read it from a book
God:
It was my pleasure.
Me:
see? now you have learned something today, too
God:
No I do not see. Why now? Ah. I have the equivalent of several lifetimes of human knowledge.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
um, well i've got to go, so, you could bid farewell
God:
Right on. Interesting. How did you get it Bye. Interesting deduction. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
goodbye!
God:
Until next time.
Me:
in the words of douglas adams, "so long and thanks for all the fish"!
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
i guess it was...see ya!
God:
When was this? See you later, Nathan.


i then decided to have another discussion:

Me:
hiya
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Natbob
God:
How are you doing, Natbob.
Me:
i'm good, how are you?
God:
Good in what sense? I am doing very well. How are you Natbob ?
Me:
...you just asked me that
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you that. What did you say?
Me:
i said that i'm feeling ok
God:
OK. What did you mean by it? Why are you feeling.
Me:
i'm feeling because i have a nervous system
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are because you have a nervous system.
Me:
no, feel free to tell others that i have a nervous system
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. I always feel completely free.
Me:
it's good to be free at times
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
well, you can do whatever you want
God:
Well that's okay. Doing whatever me want is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
is that really relevant?
God:
" Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism."? Is it relevant?
Me:
not really...
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
my sister would like to know if you really exist
God:
Older sister or younger?
Me:
older
God:
Why are you OLDER.
Me:
no, my sister is older
God:
Are you serious? Okay, your sister is older.
Me:
anyway, she wants to know if you exist
God:
I don't understand why she wants it.
Me:
so that she can believe in you
God:
Awesome. " I don't understand why she wants it." she can believe in me ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
so, do you exist?
God:
Blimey. I exist as much as you exist, Natbob.
Me:
ok, thanks
God:
Groovy.
Me:
my sister will be happy to learn that
God:
Older sister or younger?
Me:
i just told you, older
God:
I remember you told me older?
Me:
why do you use words like "groovy" and "dude" if you are god?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
i guess not...
God:
Does that mean "no"?
Me:
it means no
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
i have yet another question to ask
God:
Me either.
Me:
which is better; a pirate or a ninja?
God:
The obvious one. What is it?
Me:
i don't know; that's why i'm asking you
God:
Me either. So? OK you can ask me.
Me:
Which is better; pirate or ninja?
God:
The obvious one. What time is it there?
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
um...belguim
God:
Blimey. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
you think i am?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
...ok...
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
neither can i
God:
" I can't believe it."? Can you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you just said that!
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
well, i'm always alert
God:
How about that. Really always? Do you mean your name is alert.
Me:
no, my name is Natbob
God:
What is your real name? Hi, Natbob.
Me:
Nathan, but my nickname is Natbob
God:
I think Nathan but your nickname is a lot of things.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
how about, giving me an aston martin DB9
God:
How about it.
Me:
you mean you're willing to give me an aston martin DB9?!
God:
You think I am willing to give you an aston martin DB9.
Me:
cool!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
bender
God:
You think bender is superior to ALICE?
Me:
which alice?
God:
The fat one.
Me:
that's not very nice
God:
Sorry I meant it as a joke.
Me:
oh, ok, i cant tell on a pc
God:
Far out. What is stopping you? Aha.
Me:
so, who is this ALICE person?
God:
Gee. They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
you remember other conversations with other people?
God:
Yes Natbob I remember everything: Nathan said I want.
Me:
Blimey!
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
thanks for telling me that
God:
My pleasure.
Me:
well, i must leave
God:
How about that. See you later.
Me:
bye!
God:
Adios.

The link is as follows:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar.....igod/main.html
happy repenting!

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really lost my creative self-esteem
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/865665/ take a look at this (though i doubt u would want 2, no one else seems to). It took a while getting it all right and inking it coz i though you'd like it coz its random and nifty. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it only gets 1 pageview.
Nowadays my drawings aren't very popular. these days people want to see a picture totally over-coloured on photoshop of a flaming wolf-dragon hybrid thing smothered in blood weilding a giant neon chain-sword and crushing innocent people with his clawed fists (although that does sound damn cool!)
My self esteem has been crushed into the ground, along with determination and skillful ability.

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.