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What's with all the journals vanishing?
Posted 4 months agoI've seen over two hundred journals in my notifs disappear, what's going on?
Needing a writing mentor or the like
Posted 5 months agoThis there anyone out there who could help guide me with writing NSFW stories? This would mean me sending you a few notes a day at most to ask about how to improve my writing and critiquing it and my style.
Important information + possible last commission opportunity
Posted 6 months agoI will not be leaving FA and will likely post three to four more stories over the next year, and hopefully one or two every year after that for the foreseeable future.
As for commissions, well, I have one last slot open in case anyone wants a $30/3000 word commission payable to an artist of my choice or including my character in a multiple character picture with yours. Please contact if you are interested.
As for commissions, well, I have one last slot open in case anyone wants a $30/3000 word commission payable to an artist of my choice or including my character in a multiple character picture with yours. Please contact if you are interested.
I won't be on here so much+story updates
Posted 6 months agoLife has taken a turn for the worse, meaning I won't be on here as much.
I am working on the story, but it's going slowly and should be done in two to three months.
I am working on the story, but it's going slowly and should be done in two to three months.
How bad is the new Snow White trailer actually?
Posted 7 months agoIs "Coming soon to a theater near you. Is that a threat?" a good description?
Raffle by Alisa-Walker
Posted 8 months agoCheck it out!
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59204808/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/59204808/
For all of you who like Helluvaboss
Posted 8 months agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-C.....=7&pp=8AUB
It's roughly the same kind of humor.
It's roughly the same kind of humor.
Merry Christmas and God bless!
Posted 9 months agoMerry Christmas you all!
Raffle open!
Posted 9 months ago
renebruniSick
Posted 10 months agoI think the title says it all, I am not doing well, this is the sickest I've been in over a decade, but the dock said I will pull through. I should be better in a few weeks hopefully and will start writing then.
seroster I'll start your story once I've gotten over this and 
thordon I'll start yours in early January.
seroster I'll start your story once I've gotten over this and 
thordon I'll start yours in early January.I guess I should say this
Posted 10 months agoGuys, the Republicans won, stop being sore losers about it.
They promised to crack down on crime, drugs and illegal immigration and to help the economy, all while helping Israel.
The democrats promised to let people do whatever the heck they want and nothing else.
Given those options I'd go with the Republicans, too.
They promised to crack down on crime, drugs and illegal immigration and to help the economy, all while helping Israel.
The democrats promised to let people do whatever the heck they want and nothing else.
Given those options I'd go with the Republicans, too.
Information on commissions (open)
Posted 10 months agoStory progress and slot availability:
Finished: OctopusDave 3222/3000
Slot 1: seroster 0/?
Slot 2: Open ($30)
Payment and pricing: 1 USD/EURO per 100 words, the minimum length for a commission is a $-€15/1500 word story and the maximum is a $-€45/4500 word story.
I am doing commissions to get art and instead of you paying me then me paying the artist, you pay the artist directly via Boosty or PayPal.
You do not pay until the story is finished, but you must be able to pay within a week of completion, unless unforseen circumstances occur, in which case I can wait.
TOS: You are allowed one rewrite if the story is not to your liking, or I can send part of the story every thousand words so you can request changes as I work on it. I am allowed to refuse a commission, but will provide a reason for it.
Limits: I will not write stories with mutilation, death, toilet stuff, or M/M.
There are only a few kinks I will not write about, but I feel it would be better to note me to ask about these as most are the extreme ones
I will write stories set in most series or settings with anthro characters, the few exceptions being FnaF, Pokemon, Scooby-Doo, Paw Patrol and MLP.
If in doubt, always ask.
iluomi helped design this.
Finished: OctopusDave 3222/3000
Slot 1:
seroster 0/?Slot 2: Open ($30)
Payment and pricing: 1 USD/EURO per 100 words, the minimum length for a commission is a $-€15/1500 word story and the maximum is a $-€45/4500 word story.
I am doing commissions to get art and instead of you paying me then me paying the artist, you pay the artist directly via Boosty or PayPal.
You do not pay until the story is finished, but you must be able to pay within a week of completion, unless unforseen circumstances occur, in which case I can wait.
TOS: You are allowed one rewrite if the story is not to your liking, or I can send part of the story every thousand words so you can request changes as I work on it. I am allowed to refuse a commission, but will provide a reason for it.
Limits: I will not write stories with mutilation, death, toilet stuff, or M/M.
There are only a few kinks I will not write about, but I feel it would be better to note me to ask about these as most are the extreme ones
I will write stories set in most series or settings with anthro characters, the few exceptions being FnaF, Pokemon, Scooby-Doo, Paw Patrol and MLP.
If in doubt, always ask.
iluomi helped design this.Raffle
Posted 10 months agohttps://www.furaffinity.net/view/58328810/
Check it out!
Check it out!
Warhammer 40K
Posted 10 months agoHas anyone read The Fall of Cadia?
Raffle
Posted 10 months ago
kavikiFree art by Whitebaloo
Posted 10 months agoCheck it out !https://www.furaffinity.net/view/58645708/
Kinktober by Iluomi
Posted 10 months agohttps://www.furaffinity.net/view/58.....#cid:182277624
Fourteen kinks, any gender, any species and accessories allowed!
Fourteen kinks, any gender, any species and accessories allowed!
Never, ever do this.
Posted 11 months agoMy father has a sense of humor. It usually turned out fine, except for these four times.
1: He convinced me a wine bottle opener was an "eyeball remover."
I spent months trying to hunt down that thing to hide it from him.
2: The second half of my eighth year was fairly boring, since after I spilled tomato juice he put my coat, snow pants and boots face down over it.
My mother had to have some therapy after that.
3: Photocopied my face and put the exceedingly creepy picture over the baby monitor...and this was to a friend's monitor.
I still remember the scream that resulted from this prank after more than ten years.
4: Drawing muscles, tattoos, mustaches and eyebrows on me for the first few years of my life (and, though less often, up to the age of fourteen, usually on days when photos were going to be taken).
I don't even need to say why to don't draw muscles, handlebar mustaches, goatees, or skull, pentagram and snake tattoos on a baby.
1: He convinced me a wine bottle opener was an "eyeball remover."
I spent months trying to hunt down that thing to hide it from him.
2: The second half of my eighth year was fairly boring, since after I spilled tomato juice he put my coat, snow pants and boots face down over it.
My mother had to have some therapy after that.
3: Photocopied my face and put the exceedingly creepy picture over the baby monitor...and this was to a friend's monitor.
I still remember the scream that resulted from this prank after more than ten years.
4: Drawing muscles, tattoos, mustaches and eyebrows on me for the first few years of my life (and, though less often, up to the age of fourteen, usually on days when photos were going to be taken).
I don't even need to say why to don't draw muscles, handlebar mustaches, goatees, or skull, pentagram and snake tattoos on a baby.
NSFW Commissions open!
Posted 11 months agoComment below or note if interested in a commission
Slot for a $30 (Boosty) is open.
The cost is 1 USD/EURO per 100 words, the minimum length for a commission is a $-€15 1500 word story and there longest is a $-€35 4500 word story, but if I go over the agreed upon number the price does not change.
TOS: Once I'm finished the story you are allowed to say you don't like the story and tell me how to edit or rewrite it, but only once, or you can have me sent you updates while I work on it and you can tell me your thoughts on it. You don't pay until the story is finished, but you must be able to pay within a week of the finishing, though if you want to pay a ahead of time, that's fine, but you can't demand refunds (my work quality will remain the same though, I'm not a con). I am also allowed to post the finished story.
Payment: I am doing commissions on FurAffinity specifically to get art, so instead of paying me you pay an artist of my choice, there will almost always be a choice between two, so in case you don't like the themes of that artist you can choose the other.
What I won't write: Gore, toilet, death, violence with guns, body modifications, M/M, severe mutilation, Pokemon, extreme growth, fat or really old characters, FnaF, messing with gender, macro/micro, sex with pregnant characters, itch play, tickle based, monsters, amputees, blind, deaf, or mute characters, condoms or other forms of birth control, feral, non mammals, TG, TF from inanimate to animate or vice versa, underage and addictive drugs.
Slot for a $30 (Boosty) is open.
The cost is 1 USD/EURO per 100 words, the minimum length for a commission is a $-€15 1500 word story and there longest is a $-€35 4500 word story, but if I go over the agreed upon number the price does not change.
TOS: Once I'm finished the story you are allowed to say you don't like the story and tell me how to edit or rewrite it, but only once, or you can have me sent you updates while I work on it and you can tell me your thoughts on it. You don't pay until the story is finished, but you must be able to pay within a week of the finishing, though if you want to pay a ahead of time, that's fine, but you can't demand refunds (my work quality will remain the same though, I'm not a con). I am also allowed to post the finished story.
Payment: I am doing commissions on FurAffinity specifically to get art, so instead of paying me you pay an artist of my choice, there will almost always be a choice between two, so in case you don't like the themes of that artist you can choose the other.
What I won't write: Gore, toilet, death, violence with guns, body modifications, M/M, severe mutilation, Pokemon, extreme growth, fat or really old characters, FnaF, messing with gender, macro/micro, sex with pregnant characters, itch play, tickle based, monsters, amputees, blind, deaf, or mute characters, condoms or other forms of birth control, feral, non mammals, TG, TF from inanimate to animate or vice versa, underage and addictive drugs.
Raffle!
Posted 11 months agoCheck out the six winner raffle by 
youth_roses https://www.furaffinity.net/view/58367071/
youth_roses https://www.furaffinity.net/view/58367071/About the stories
Posted 11 months agoThere have been a few delays, but I will send or upload them all at the end of the month.
Real ad
Posted a year agoThere was a Ford Pinto radio advertisement which included the phrase: "The Pinto leaves you with that warm feeling."
Oh how right they were.
Needless to saw, the ad was pulled
Oh how right they were.
Needless to saw, the ad was pulled
Raffle
Posted a year agoCheck out the raffle with Karo-Stella!
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/58012505/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/58012505/
How do I do this?
Posted a year agoThe when I go to the submissions of the people I'm watching, I don't see the description under the pictures any more, how do I fix that?8
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