hurry up, its reached arctic status

its about time they reopen deviantart so you all can go someplace else and post your anime pose base shit and stupid fleshbag humans. just because the idiots in office hid the pose bases don't mean i don't fucking remember them after they got in the way in browse so damn much. log off, the fucking lot of you. your art has turned to shit because its been in an incestuous relationship with the internet for way too fucking long. you need something else to inspire you so why don't you go and make all those shitty fucking modern buildings look like something for once so we can all fucking have inspiration again. and crush you idiotpods too, efficiency is bullshit and you'd have to be stupid to think all that insane mass production and lithium mining is any better for the environment.

none of this is what it was when i signed up, and all i've seen is idiot after idiot erode the fucking thing until the barrier that is supposed to exist between us anfd fucking disney is all but invisible. WE ARE NOT FOR KIDS. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT SOME IDIOT ON TWITTER LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE, WE ARE NOT FOR KIDS. KIDS GO TO SIX FLAGS AND MEET MICKEY MOUSE THEY DON'T FUCKING COME TO FURRY CONVENTIONS. you clearly want something else that this community doesn't offer you puriteen idiots so why doncha screw off and go find that instead someplace else.


SUCK MY DICK, I AM NOT A FUCKING HUMAN AND THE IDIOTS IN OFFICE OWN ME A FUCKING APOLOGY FOR THE HATE SPEECH BUTTONS THEY INSTALLED AMONGST ALL THE OTHER QUEERSBASHING INHERENT IN THEIR BRAINDEAD GENTRIFICATION. BETTER PUT THEIR FUCKING INCLUSIVITY MONEY WHERE THEIR MOUTHS ARE.

Stop saying Manãna. Its obvious you don't mean it. Give me my community back.

real big of them to do something pointless about a lame username when they've got that big hate speech button you have to lie on to post a journal. go back to X and take the obvious bad faith actors and unwelcome minors you brought with you and your "for everyone" nonsense. ANWAB.

if you can't handle getting your feelings hurt get the hell out of furry and go back to daycare ya lame babies. seriously, get over your damn traumas already, you're making the world worse for everybody else. its genuinely pathetic. you're stuck with those memories now! quit crying and make something of them! or idk why don't you just JJ's account name because you clearly can't handle life and life shouldn't stop for everyone because of you.


I'M BUYING THIS SITE FROM YOU CLOWNS AND DOING IT CORRECTLY GET OVER IT. I AM AN ANIMAL NOW AND FOREVER.


and i wouldn't be telling you to do it if i hadn't already been there and tearing my fucking fur out trying to heal this community after its clearly been beat up by a bunch of fashy interlopers with self-hatred. pals we're supposed to get into their heads and make them into furries. the point is we have that predator stuff, but we use it for good instead of repeating the cycle. gosh darn it i wish you'd all understand already instead of acting like you're fresh out of the corn fields because i know you absolutely aren't. please gosh just understand already so i can stop giving myself ulcers and strokes and global warmings and whatever other things people say. please.

hey do any of you goldfishbrains remember last summer when the site got hacked, and then all of a sudden began all the stupid self-destructive changes from a doofus crew of clowns who don't seem to know their own community?

did we ever get any real confirmation that n00b got booted or was it all from some thing he could have gotten the passwords from? anyways i think the guy's a pathetic little worm who couldn't brick a 386 if he tried, grown on A is for Apple screens and baby's first squarespace template he ain't got the cyberguts.

I'M VERIFIABLY WILD

so there's some stuff i guess i'll let you in on okay so i have this ruined 8track case or whatever that's got decent hardware and good structure but was made from like the obvious "you didn't care when you bought this" stuff that you use until it wears out. so i'm figuring i'll reupholster it in denim so its durable yet stylish and line inside in velvet because i'm gay and fabulous and use the thing to store my watercolor paint sets and brushes for portability. Saw a paintbox used in Jane Eyre and figured that's not a bad idea of a thing to do at the pond or whatever.

then i've also got this blazer from the 60s, its black, 3 button with this jacquard polkadot thing going on, and its clearly been well-worn and well-loved but wears sooooo good that I want to do *something* about the frays. I'm thinking piping and tassels but idk. wagging dogs have me wanting for fishnet and yet i still need rescuing from the highest room in the tallest tower over here.

idk that's what your mother is or something i guess. happy wednesday clowns and animals and whatever that third thing which i don't like on this site is...oh, right, the fucking human button. happy wednesday to that stupid thing too i guess.

why even bother posting anything online anyways? just gonna get scraped for ai and other people will steal your idea because they're incapable of having their own. seems like a waste of time no matter which way you look at it. gonna get me some local irl furry friends and never look back.

sucks to be somebody living a life in primer. get your own meaningful colors instead of just copying mine poorly. i'm grey because i want you to make something of me while i'm doing my thing. the buildings and cars and all that 2010s perfectionist crap being grey is due specifically to a lack of willingness to express the self. i find it genuinely and deeply concerning to see folks claim identities revolving around self expression residing in grey voids with only brands behind them. are they even real? or just automatically generated. and what's with the skewed reality getting pegged as generated as if imagination is impossible? its so much easier to fake modern minimalism and bland colors in cgi, that's always been the goal. did somebody get those annoying europeans with the 4 sided paintbrushes to come back again? what did i tell you goons about learning from history? now repeat after me: i will not speak before i think. i will not respond before i know the answer. i will stay quiet if i choose to stay dumb. and don't call them just because you want to remove the nighclubs that never hurt you none.

maybe look up from that phone for a change? your friends might be closer than you think. if only they'd drive their own cars because those bean shaped rentals all look the same.




PS you know they don't know jack shit when they inject the "ARE YOU A HUMAN" button. i have paws, i can just press it too. fall off a cliff and get bonked by an anvil, we all know what happened to Large Ceaser.

haha losers an animal can just press a checkbox too. fandom sucks, double down, make your life and fursona mean something instead of being a dumbass and checking out of a piece of yourself. check out of the circus of human fools instead. i quit the fandom, but Furry is who i am.

Tonight the story of a lonely housepet in MA who went on a date and was vored

Last night a dog with a tape recorder recorded a sound that some say really turns them on, we really want to know what you have to add.

A Fox from Delaware was locked up for stealing too many cookies from the cookie jar on top of the fridge and now they have escaped.,

Join me, and together we can solve a mystery- Dom and sub

ever feel like you've been on this forested road before, in the middle of the night on the way to a bowling alley? kept awake with the light tapping of soft glove, shadows disappearing as the light of the halogens fall upon them. a maze we follow because its the way to go, a journey we love to take as much as we love to complete. cest la vie one would think....if they're into that sort of thing.

anybody else ever wonder if their fursona was better off with somebody else.

Are you seeing an increase in lateral forces? Sure am. Let's bring them up for the barrier test *doors open, you go slower than on the highway normally* breaking while you;re all warmed up let's grab a thermal image. everything APPEARS to be well within test parameters.

buh-bye?


(that bit at the end of that ride was a reference to C.W. McCall's CB radio trucker hit song from the '70's "Convoy", by the way. please give them a rig.


Let's all hope Some People really aren't actually that stupid that in trying to borg cube Furry into Zootopia they become bootleg Bellweathers. hopefully that version of yourselves is the one Disney 'Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's thanks to this stupid integration instead of the one you actually will want later.

mindy the social media cow died sometime the past week. just ate her for lunch. kinda flavorless, would have rathered a salad to be honest.

pictures can be beginnings instead of endings. to be honest, you really should ask what a picture is about instead of absent-mindedly assuming something stupid and running around naked with a lie. doing so is almost as stupid as an A Eye that can't tell th difference between dust and detail. Gray may "hide dirt better" but that don't amount to a hill of beans in a world that needs its gray cleaned more than its green ever needs.

Please remember to read all labels for cleaning and care instructions, many things have specific cleaning needs you'd be surprised of, and many that seem daunting to clean are actually much, much easier than you'd assume.

Looks can be deceiving when Koopas are involved.

ya'll know that's just the work-type crap you do so that when you draw cartoons they have more life in them, and not what the cartoons are supposed to be based in, yeah?

wait, y'all are doing all that repetitive skill-building learning stuff and not just jumping right in and thinking the software and shortcuts are going to make you "a better artist"......right?

the mood these days is supposed to be anything goes, and really i'm miffed that what i'm showing is being panned because of what i'm saying. i'm a film wizard, not Melody. i'm painting you a picture not telling you what to make of it. a third way to put the same concept.

updated informational sheets may be submitted via fax during business hours at the office, and renewed performance licenses are required to be reviewed in-person before additional sessions via video tape can be held. these are typically appointments-only and must be made with advance warning including contact information and context to better aid the sorting and receiving department. come dressed to code.

thanks for understanding and be sure to return your library books.

i'm gonna eat your toes, i mean it

i'm not impressed. if you can't cut it don't fucking get involved. get your own concepts and do your own linework. you've got a big stupid dancing thing at the back of your mind too, hit yours with some fucking piñata sticks instead of mine, kibblemunching gackers. maybe if any of you had a creative bone in your body you could come up with your own design stuff instead of pathetically podcaster-talking about mine as if its not something just anybody could fucking do. all that gray and instant-gratification has rotted you lot into a bunch of lumps of polyester incapable of thinking on your own. please do everybody a favor and lump yourselves into the garbage, i have a group of actually competent animal people coming in who know what a hammer is and can think of their own designs. they'll be much better company than the bunch of bots that's been infesting this site since Draggy went to the other side.

seriously, you can't even swipe two lousy exit visas from some lousy german couriers? this is occupied france in 1942, german lives don't matter.

So proud of being a gay Furry that this pride month started with a bang :3


Perfect time to really go in on making Chaz a fursuit with all this fur that's actually much more his colors than what i bought it to make. Besides, I already have one for her and none for him. should even have juuust enough to make a FULL SUIT, especially if i play my cards right on pattern layout and paw-to-limb colorchange lengths~ all these years and this'll be my first fullsuit, took long enough but i finally feel good in my body to have one.

there's a lot of new furred faces i really really like lately. through the fracking cracks left in the "zootopia fandom", i'm seeing the real thing growing again, like wildflowers through the degrading pavement of an operationally-abandoned Mattressfirm's parking lot. please, let's keep that momentum going and let that other, obliviously-hateful thing die.

not everything has to have an annoying story run by captain obvious bots. personally, BJ's from robots make me wanna puke. i miss the quiet place that was more like the calm waters off the sides of the rapids. twig-snapping twitter kibblemunchers, go back to wherever in the sewers you came from.
AND TAKE YOUR FLESHMONKEYS WITH YOU. ITS CALLED FUR AFFINITY NOT HUMAN AFFINITY YOU BUMBLING BUFFOONS. you meatbags have he entire rest of the world dedicated to your awful humansonas. this is the damn place YOU need to put YOUR masks on. Otherwise, you're going to catch Terminal Hairballs which can only be survived as a Furry- it kills all humans within the worst 48 hours of their lives. even worse than the cove one from when the world became stupid. Either that or get your insensitive caricature of my lifestyle you call a "hobby" out of my face ya colonizing, forest-destroying, community-center-demolishing skinbags.

Zootopia needs its Venus Vale, meanwhile the Drama Cycle has got fiiiiiiiiiive mouths to feed. Fortunately, I went to the moon instead of Mars. Our zootopia is way cooler and not in perpetual conflict while pretending it isn't. we pretend to be in constant conflict when we really aren't.

And all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars so on and so forth you know the words.





Anybody wanna do a furry Goodfellas with me?