Any interest in Dipper Pines getting a new elephant frien...
Posted 4 years agoIf anyone would wanna throw down a couple bucks to see it, let's chat, maybe see what we can do~
What would you wanna read?
Posted 5 years agoI'm trying to get back in the writing game because I know you all love rubbing your weenies to my story. This is what I'm thinking right now:
-Ludo uses his half of the wand to merge Star with his cock then shove her up his little kappa ass to humiliate her, only to find that she absolutely loves it. This starts a chain reaction of people poking the cock havers' booty and adding a bunch of new cocks to their crotch until they've got the entire cast there!
-A sequel to the magic futa ranch story where the main character and the guy he rapes at the end fall in love as the main character oversees his new love's transformation complete with sex inside a horse's ass
-A sequel to the Tiny Toons story where Babs and Shirley get the hyperfuta treatment and make their boyfriends' lives very interesting! Maybe I could up the ante and have them mutate into sex monsters?
-Ludo uses his half of the wand to merge Star with his cock then shove her up his little kappa ass to humiliate her, only to find that she absolutely loves it. This starts a chain reaction of people poking the cock havers' booty and adding a bunch of new cocks to their crotch until they've got the entire cast there!
-A sequel to the magic futa ranch story where the main character and the guy he rapes at the end fall in love as the main character oversees his new love's transformation complete with sex inside a horse's ass
-A sequel to the Tiny Toons story where Babs and Shirley get the hyperfuta treatment and make their boyfriends' lives very interesting! Maybe I could up the ante and have them mutate into sex monsters?
Happy Festivus, you fuckers!!
Posted 8 years agoI've made donations to the Human Fund in all your names!
Would any y'all be interested in Pokemon mpreg?
Posted 9 years agoJust curious~
Got a fun character idea but no clue what to do with her!
Posted 9 years agoShe’s a human girl, flat chested with a bunch of big cocks, all of them carrying a different infectious payload. She’d have a Shaft Beast cock, all rubbery with tits on the underside. She’d have a leaky elephant trunk, like with Echoen's elephants. She’d have a LGD snake and a cock that makes demon cum and one filled with Maxirobes~
But what would her character be? Hmph.
But what would her character be? Hmph.
I should see Kubo (ALSO I WANT THOSE SHOES DAMN IT)
Posted 9 years agoI should see Kubo just to give that cutie a giant donger so he can make the Moon Beast into a living condom BECAUSE I SURE AIN'T WINNING THEM SHOES THROUGH THAT BS GAME YOU'RE TOO CLOSE TO THE CAMERA HOW CAN YOU SEE THE SHIT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUMP OVER
Seems my new story isn't working :( Use this link!
Posted 9 years agohttps://www.dropbox.com/s/8hcbtwo35.....81%29.pdf?dl=0
^if the FA link isn't working, this should work.
^if the FA link isn't working, this should work.
Hey, Nike did an ad for the first American trans Olympian
Posted 9 years agoProgress marches on. Good on Nike.
I'm back. Commissions are open again too.
Posted 9 years ago$15/1000 for original work (whether it be characters I create or you created). $20/1000 and up for work based on existing IP (this includes fan characters–the "up" depends on the IP and how much research I have to do). Hit me up, let's make some magic happen.
NOTICE to people CURRENTLY COMMISSIONING ME
Posted 12 years agoThis is just a friendly reminder to those on my commissions spate. I've sent both revisions and thoughts on future commissions to folks in notes that have yet been unanswered. Check your notes.
Lil B - 4 Me *MUSIC VIDEO* WOW KILLS RIHANNA WE FOUND LOVE
Posted 12 years agoSequelitis is America's 123785th most deadly killer
Posted 12 years agoIt's sandwiched right there between fatal John Madden attacks and collisions with taco trucks.
Anyway, I've come down with a case of sequelitis, and before it finishes me off, I have a question for you: which story of mine would you want to see a sequel to? I've been throwing some ideas around, and I wonder which ones you'd all like to see.
Anyway, I've come down with a case of sequelitis, and before it finishes me off, I have a question for you: which story of mine would you want to see a sequel to? I've been throwing some ideas around, and I wonder which ones you'd all like to see.
About that story...
Posted 12 years agoI did it. 1100 words, gets posted tomorrow because I need to format it.
Breakin' the law, breakin' the law DUN DUN
Posted 12 years agoI'm trying out something new today. I'm trying to write a story in one day, no more than 1000 words. I'm trying to get down this whole "writing for economy" thing. Watch for it.
"Is the cameraman dead? Am I dead? Lemme check my pulse.
Posted 12 years agoYeh. Yeah. This movie killed me." -JonTron
So...yeah, I haven't posted anything in a while. That's cos I'm workin' on something big, both in the length sense (just pushed over 6k, about three quarters done) and in the genitalia sense. Slices of Life at the Magic Stallion Ranch--it shall be excellent. Once I publish it, I'll open up some great commission deals, so keep posted!
So...yeah, I haven't posted anything in a while. That's cos I'm workin' on something big, both in the length sense (just pushed over 6k, about three quarters done) and in the genitalia sense. Slices of Life at the Magic Stallion Ranch--it shall be excellent. Once I publish it, I'll open up some great commission deals, so keep posted!
It may or may not be Christmas tomorrow!
Posted 12 years agoGet some love!
Holla up, 33 of you who watch me! I gots a question.
Posted 13 years agoWould you watch a writing livestream? I'd work on personal projects and take requests and take short commissions to the extent of $10/1000 words like usual. Someone comment, please?
Miliki would like to draw your species!
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4039068/ Check it out, youse guise! Free art is best art? Very yes!
"Nine more years! Nine more years! #iflunkedcivics"
Posted 13 years ago-Todd in the Shadows.
Dat challenge meme.
Posted 13 years agoWhat's this about? Simply reply to this journal, and I will:
1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is to the left of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your Journal.
1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is to the left of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your Journal.
Give me money voluntarily! (for now)
Posted 13 years agoThis is what my commission timetable be lookin' like:
$10 for 1000 words written, rounded up to $10 for under 1000 words but rounded down to the nearest 1000 after the first.
$5 for 1000 words edited, rounded up to the next 1000.
"He said 'Let's tell ghost stories, not toast stories!'" -Kenan Thompson
$10 for 1000 words written, rounded up to $10 for under 1000 words but rounded down to the nearest 1000 after the first.
$5 for 1000 words edited, rounded up to the next 1000.
"He said 'Let's tell ghost stories, not toast stories!'" -Kenan Thompson
Hey, I did something! You guys can commission me now!
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/8951848/
Take a look at that!
This is my commission schedule:
...
Nothing there. Give me some love, please! Please?
Take a look at that!
This is my commission schedule:
...
Nothing there. Give me some love, please! Please?
Who likes free art?
Posted 13 years agoFree art is good art. I can't draw.
Posted 14 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2944646/
I draw about as well as a grapefruit in labor, and my analogies make about as much sense.
Back to point, folks. This was only a test.
I draw about as well as a grapefruit in labor, and my analogies make about as much sense.
Back to point, folks. This was only a test.
Dat TF Meme...
Posted 14 years agoI Like TF Art.
5/5 - So much love. If it can move, it can be transformed (even when it can't move!)
I Like TF Stories.
5/5 - I like them so much, I write them. Very slowly.
I like to roleplay TF.
5/5 - The fun I've had with my friends transforming them into all sorts of various things. I'd talk about them, but what happens on the MUCK stays on the MUCK.
I've had TF dreams while sleeping.
3/5 - Other than a particularly sexy pig girl TG/TF preceding one particularly terrible finals week, I've had a disappointing dearth of dreams involving the terrors of transmogrification.
I wish TF was possible in real life.
5/5 - I'd Starostin this one and go with a 5+/5, but I think that violates the spirit of the contest. The things I could do, the kinky, kinky things I could do.
If TF was possible in real life and reversible, I'd want to try it regardless of how painful it could ever be.
5/5 - Ooooh...what kind of pain? Is it the fun kind, the kind with the stretching and the expanding?
If TF was possible into the form that I've always wanted, but I knew I could never go back, I'd take it.
3/5 - I'm not too sure on that one. I dunno whether I'd go all elephanty or ducky, but I might herm myself out as one of those skinbound types.
If I could turn into any animal in real life, it would be...
5/5 - Elephant. No, duck. Skunk. Frog? Slug, or perhaps a snail. Maybe something snorty like a pig, or something strangley, like an octopus. A dolphin or a dog? A crow or a cat? A vixen would be nice, as would a horse. Or maybe a snake, a mink, or hummingbird, fish, squirrel, mouse, giraffe, zebra, tiger, mole, owl, wolf, cow....
I daydream about TF when there is downtime.
5/5 - Soon, very soon, my fantasies shall become reality. Mad scientists get the 10% AAA discount at motels, right? They don't?
I like goo-based TF.
5/5 - Things that can squirm and slide and change shape are very good things, indeed.
I like latex/rubber TF.
5/5 - Rubber love is amazing love.
I like inanimate TF.
0/5 - You can't make love to a statue. Well, I guess you can, but...I'm going to cut that right there.
I like animal TF.
5/5 - Whether they are fuzzy, feathery, or scaly, I do love all the members of the animal kingdom. Except the tapir. The tapir owes me $47.
I like anthro TF.
5/5 - I like anthros so much, I'm one myself. Wait....
I like TG.
5/5 - Genderbending is a gigantic turnon of mine.
TF has always been an interest for as long as I can remember.
5/5 - I remember fondly that one time in the second grade I purchased a potion purportedly formulated for the purpose of transforming me into a centaur. It had a garbagesque odor, and I spent the following three days puking my guts out. Not the worst nine bucks I ever spent, though.
TF is instead an interest a friend/community brought me to.
0/5 - My Googlejitsu is an intense art.
Favorite Parts:
I like tail growth.
5/5 - The floofier or scalier or twistier or snugglier, the better!
I like head transformation.
4/5 - Noses and tongues are the best parts of a head.
I like the hands/feet change.
4/5 - Tentacles, yay! Claws, yay! Hooves, yay!
I like the bodily covering change (fur, feathers, scales, general skin change).
5/5 - We live in our skin. I wish to live in a skin of lush black and white fur, or blue scales, or white feathers, or perhaps some nice red latex.
I like wing growth.
5/5 - Fliers! Excellence.
I like size change.
5/5 - Macro and micro and everything in-betweencro. Also, inflation. Break out the pumps!
Favorite Scenes:
I like group TF.
5/5 - Groups mean orgies, and those are nice.
I like TF that occurs in front of people.
5/5 - Humiliation is another big turnon. Transform in front of all the people!
I like clothing restraint in a TF.
4/5 - Ooh my :3
I like when the person transforming is resisting/not enjoying it
5/5 - Against the will? I will!
I like when the victim loses his human mind.
1/5 - If you can't comprehend it, why even transform?
I like FORCED TF.
5/5 - In this world of doms and subs...I like playing the sub.
I like blood in a TF.
0/5 - Not for me.
I like bondage during a TF.
4/5 - Tie em up, tie em down!
I like TF that occurs in less than 5 minutes.
5/5 - "I didn't want a long one, I only wanted a quickie." -Geto Boys
I like TF that takes much longer.
5/5 - The longer the change, the sexier the change.
I like magic-based TF
5/5 - A chant or rhyme leads to a hell of a time!
I like injection-based TF
4/5 - Chemistry, ethnomycology...I slept through most of my science courses.
I like other TF methods
5/5 - If you can't be creative, why are you in the TF biz? :P
I don't care how a TF is started.
1/5 - The best stories have a beginning. In fact, all stories do!
There are too many questions.
0/5 Eeeenope.
Contribution Section:
I am a TF artist.
0/5 - I CAN'T DRAW
I am a TF writer.
5/5 - Writing is my bread and butter, and it occasionally gets me the bread and butter.
I've withheld my answers/lied about some of them.
0/5 - "If you can speak your mind, there's no point in being anything other than soulcrushingly honest" -Some guy
5/5 - So much love. If it can move, it can be transformed (even when it can't move!)
I Like TF Stories.
5/5 - I like them so much, I write them. Very slowly.
I like to roleplay TF.
5/5 - The fun I've had with my friends transforming them into all sorts of various things. I'd talk about them, but what happens on the MUCK stays on the MUCK.
I've had TF dreams while sleeping.
3/5 - Other than a particularly sexy pig girl TG/TF preceding one particularly terrible finals week, I've had a disappointing dearth of dreams involving the terrors of transmogrification.
I wish TF was possible in real life.
5/5 - I'd Starostin this one and go with a 5+/5, but I think that violates the spirit of the contest. The things I could do, the kinky, kinky things I could do.
If TF was possible in real life and reversible, I'd want to try it regardless of how painful it could ever be.
5/5 - Ooooh...what kind of pain? Is it the fun kind, the kind with the stretching and the expanding?
If TF was possible into the form that I've always wanted, but I knew I could never go back, I'd take it.
3/5 - I'm not too sure on that one. I dunno whether I'd go all elephanty or ducky, but I might herm myself out as one of those skinbound types.
If I could turn into any animal in real life, it would be...
5/5 - Elephant. No, duck. Skunk. Frog? Slug, or perhaps a snail. Maybe something snorty like a pig, or something strangley, like an octopus. A dolphin or a dog? A crow or a cat? A vixen would be nice, as would a horse. Or maybe a snake, a mink, or hummingbird, fish, squirrel, mouse, giraffe, zebra, tiger, mole, owl, wolf, cow....
I daydream about TF when there is downtime.
5/5 - Soon, very soon, my fantasies shall become reality. Mad scientists get the 10% AAA discount at motels, right? They don't?
I like goo-based TF.
5/5 - Things that can squirm and slide and change shape are very good things, indeed.
I like latex/rubber TF.
5/5 - Rubber love is amazing love.
I like inanimate TF.
0/5 - You can't make love to a statue. Well, I guess you can, but...I'm going to cut that right there.
I like animal TF.
5/5 - Whether they are fuzzy, feathery, or scaly, I do love all the members of the animal kingdom. Except the tapir. The tapir owes me $47.
I like anthro TF.
5/5 - I like anthros so much, I'm one myself. Wait....
I like TG.
5/5 - Genderbending is a gigantic turnon of mine.
TF has always been an interest for as long as I can remember.
5/5 - I remember fondly that one time in the second grade I purchased a potion purportedly formulated for the purpose of transforming me into a centaur. It had a garbagesque odor, and I spent the following three days puking my guts out. Not the worst nine bucks I ever spent, though.
TF is instead an interest a friend/community brought me to.
0/5 - My Googlejitsu is an intense art.
Favorite Parts:
I like tail growth.
5/5 - The floofier or scalier or twistier or snugglier, the better!
I like head transformation.
4/5 - Noses and tongues are the best parts of a head.
I like the hands/feet change.
4/5 - Tentacles, yay! Claws, yay! Hooves, yay!
I like the bodily covering change (fur, feathers, scales, general skin change).
5/5 - We live in our skin. I wish to live in a skin of lush black and white fur, or blue scales, or white feathers, or perhaps some nice red latex.
I like wing growth.
5/5 - Fliers! Excellence.
I like size change.
5/5 - Macro and micro and everything in-betweencro. Also, inflation. Break out the pumps!
Favorite Scenes:
I like group TF.
5/5 - Groups mean orgies, and those are nice.
I like TF that occurs in front of people.
5/5 - Humiliation is another big turnon. Transform in front of all the people!
I like clothing restraint in a TF.
4/5 - Ooh my :3
I like when the person transforming is resisting/not enjoying it
5/5 - Against the will? I will!
I like when the victim loses his human mind.
1/5 - If you can't comprehend it, why even transform?
I like FORCED TF.
5/5 - In this world of doms and subs...I like playing the sub.
I like blood in a TF.
0/5 - Not for me.
I like bondage during a TF.
4/5 - Tie em up, tie em down!
I like TF that occurs in less than 5 minutes.
5/5 - "I didn't want a long one, I only wanted a quickie." -Geto Boys
I like TF that takes much longer.
5/5 - The longer the change, the sexier the change.
I like magic-based TF
5/5 - A chant or rhyme leads to a hell of a time!
I like injection-based TF
4/5 - Chemistry, ethnomycology...I slept through most of my science courses.
I like other TF methods
5/5 - If you can't be creative, why are you in the TF biz? :P
I don't care how a TF is started.
1/5 - The best stories have a beginning. In fact, all stories do!
There are too many questions.
0/5 Eeeenope.
Contribution Section:
I am a TF artist.
0/5 - I CAN'T DRAW
I am a TF writer.
5/5 - Writing is my bread and butter, and it occasionally gets me the bread and butter.
I've withheld my answers/lied about some of them.
0/5 - "If you can speak your mind, there's no point in being anything other than soulcrushingly honest" -Some guy