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Posted 15 years agoOkay criters!
Saw my Dr. today, and she said I've gained 12 pounds in the past 18 weeks, so I'm right on target for the weight gain thing. (No wonder I feel like I'm huge. I usually can't gain 5 pounds and keep it for a week!) Baby's heartbeat is in the 160's, which is very good and healthy. Set up appointment for 3/11/10 to get in-depth ultrasound, so they can check out the organs, etc., and let us know for sure what the gender is. Once that happens, I'll be sure and let everybody know.
In the mean time, hope everyone has a goot time doing whatever-it-is you're doing.
Saw my Dr. today, and she said I've gained 12 pounds in the past 18 weeks, so I'm right on target for the weight gain thing. (No wonder I feel like I'm huge. I usually can't gain 5 pounds and keep it for a week!) Baby's heartbeat is in the 160's, which is very good and healthy. Set up appointment for 3/11/10 to get in-depth ultrasound, so they can check out the organs, etc., and let us know for sure what the gender is. Once that happens, I'll be sure and let everybody know.
In the mean time, hope everyone has a goot time doing whatever-it-is you're doing.
Animal Characteristics Meme
Posted 15 years agoSnake
[x] Physically, you are very flexible.
[X] You like to have power or take control in most situations.
[X] You are a smooth talker.
[_] You lie a lot.
[x] You can stretch your mouth very wide.
[X] You intimidate most people.
[_] Most people don't like you.
[_] Your favorite color is green.
[_] You don't have very many friends.
[_] You have more enemies than friends.
[X] You are cunning.
[x] You like to be alone.
(7)
Bird
[x] You like to feel as free as possible.
[X] Most people really like you.
[x] You are talkative.
[X] you feed the ducks when you go to the park.
[X] You have been on an airplane before.
[x] You would like to fly someday, airplane or not.
[X] Your favorite color is blue.
[_] People say that you have a great sense of direction in life.
[X] You have a lot of friends.
[x] You have picked up a bird's feather and kept it for a long time.
[_] You like to be part of the crowd.
[_] Your vision is 20x20 or better.
(9)
Cat
[x] You are very independent.
[X] You like to go out on adventures.
[x] You're a cuddle-bug.
[x] You aren't afraid of mice.
[_] You have a pet cat.
[_] You have a pet fish.
[_] You have cheated death 1 or more times.
[_] You have been in a car accident.
[X] Some people say that you're graceful.
[_] You are very quiet.
[_] You don't like the rain.
[_] Your favorite color is purple.
(5)
Dog
[x] You are very loyal.
[X] You are a very social person.
[X] You have many friends.
[x] You would die for someone you love.
[_] You love to play sports.
[_] You have a pet dog.
[_] Your favorite color is yellow.
[X] You find joy in helping others.
[_] Your favorite food is meat.
[_] You have guided/helped someone on an outing before and did not mind.
[x] You would protect your friends and family no matter what.
[x] You may drool from time to time.
(7)
Horse
[X] You are a very physically-fit person.
[_] You like to go out on runs/jogs.
[_] You are a vegetarian.
[_] Strength is your best quality.
[X] People can depend on you for things.
[_] Your favorite color is red.
[_] You like sports cars.
[_] You think that a lowered suspension and better handling is the way to go.
[_] Your job requires you to lift 50 lbs or more.
[x] Someone has asked you before, "Why the long face?"
[x] You like sweets.
[_] Apples are your preferred fruit.
(4)
Wolf
[_] You live with your family.
[_] You get along with your family.
[x] You like to teach others.
[x] You have baby-sat before.
[x] Your favorite color is gray.
[X] People consider you to be a leader.
[x] You would protect family and friends if threatened.
[x] You like to sing.
[x] The nightlife is for you.
[x] You like to go to raves or dances.
[X] Being social is a big part of your personality.
[_] You look up to someone and want to be like them someday.
(9)
Lion
[_] You are popular.
[_] People look up to you.
[X] You hold a powerful presence.
[x] You have been in a fight before.
[_] Your favorite color is gold.
[x] Someone has looked up to you before.
[_] You sleep more than 12 hours a day.
[_] You are a morning person.
[_] You think you have the best hair.
[_] You look intimidating to others.
[X] People don't bully you.
[x] You love the rain.
(5)
Bear
[_] People think that you are very intimidating.
[_] You are not afraid of bees.
[_] Your favorite color is brown.
[x] You like to go out for hikes in the forest/nature trails.
[x] You have brothers/sisters.
[x] You like to go fishing.
[x] You like to swim.
[_] You like to go hunting.
[X] You adapt really well to extreme situations.
[X] You are very physically strong.
[_] You don't like a big crowd.
[X] You are fearless of others.
(7)
Pig
[_] You like to eat.
[_] Your favorite color is pink.
[X] You are very intelligent, or so you've been told.
[X] You are smarter than a dog.
[_] You are not a picky eater.
[_] You have sensitive skin.
[_] You like mud baths/facials.
[x] You like to be pampered.
[_] You depend on others a lot.
[_] You aren't the most active person.
[x] You love chocolate.
[x] You're easily angered.
(5)
Elephant
[_] You are tall.
[_] You eat a lot.
[x] You have a great memory.
[x] Your favorite color is silver.
[_] You wear glasses/contacts.
[_] You like to travel.
[X] You love to swim.
[X] People don't bully you.
[x] You carry something special with you everywhere you go.
[_] You are a vegetarian.
[_] You would rather avoid a fight.
[_] You have big ears.
(5)
Fox
[x] You like to make jokes.
[_] You would like to become a comedian some day.
[X] You have pranked someone before.
[X] You have a lot of friends.
[_] Your favorite color is orange.
[x] You believe in true love.
[x] You love someone/ have a crush on someone.
[x] People say you're sexy.
[x] You don't want to die or live life alone.
[X] You would like to have children some day/ You have children.
[x] You like to help your friends and family.
[_] You live in the suburbs.
(9)
Oddly, I'm a perfect combo of bird, wolf, and fox. Does that mean I'm a fluffy red-and-grey K9 with wings that likes to talk back? (Anyone who knows me is probably rolling on the floor right now.)
[x] Physically, you are very flexible.
[X] You like to have power or take control in most situations.
[X] You are a smooth talker.
[_] You lie a lot.
[x] You can stretch your mouth very wide.
[X] You intimidate most people.
[_] Most people don't like you.
[_] Your favorite color is green.
[_] You don't have very many friends.
[_] You have more enemies than friends.
[X] You are cunning.
[x] You like to be alone.
(7)
Bird
[x] You like to feel as free as possible.
[X] Most people really like you.
[x] You are talkative.
[X] you feed the ducks when you go to the park.
[X] You have been on an airplane before.
[x] You would like to fly someday, airplane or not.
[X] Your favorite color is blue.
[_] People say that you have a great sense of direction in life.
[X] You have a lot of friends.
[x] You have picked up a bird's feather and kept it for a long time.
[_] You like to be part of the crowd.
[_] Your vision is 20x20 or better.
(9)
Cat
[x] You are very independent.
[X] You like to go out on adventures.
[x] You're a cuddle-bug.
[x] You aren't afraid of mice.
[_] You have a pet cat.
[_] You have a pet fish.
[_] You have cheated death 1 or more times.
[_] You have been in a car accident.
[X] Some people say that you're graceful.
[_] You are very quiet.
[_] You don't like the rain.
[_] Your favorite color is purple.
(5)
Dog
[x] You are very loyal.
[X] You are a very social person.
[X] You have many friends.
[x] You would die for someone you love.
[_] You love to play sports.
[_] You have a pet dog.
[_] Your favorite color is yellow.
[X] You find joy in helping others.
[_] Your favorite food is meat.
[_] You have guided/helped someone on an outing before and did not mind.
[x] You would protect your friends and family no matter what.
[x] You may drool from time to time.
(7)
Horse
[X] You are a very physically-fit person.
[_] You like to go out on runs/jogs.
[_] You are a vegetarian.
[_] Strength is your best quality.
[X] People can depend on you for things.
[_] Your favorite color is red.
[_] You like sports cars.
[_] You think that a lowered suspension and better handling is the way to go.
[_] Your job requires you to lift 50 lbs or more.
[x] Someone has asked you before, "Why the long face?"
[x] You like sweets.
[_] Apples are your preferred fruit.
(4)
Wolf
[_] You live with your family.
[_] You get along with your family.
[x] You like to teach others.
[x] You have baby-sat before.
[x] Your favorite color is gray.
[X] People consider you to be a leader.
[x] You would protect family and friends if threatened.
[x] You like to sing.
[x] The nightlife is for you.
[x] You like to go to raves or dances.
[X] Being social is a big part of your personality.
[_] You look up to someone and want to be like them someday.
(9)
Lion
[_] You are popular.
[_] People look up to you.
[X] You hold a powerful presence.
[x] You have been in a fight before.
[_] Your favorite color is gold.
[x] Someone has looked up to you before.
[_] You sleep more than 12 hours a day.
[_] You are a morning person.
[_] You think you have the best hair.
[_] You look intimidating to others.
[X] People don't bully you.
[x] You love the rain.
(5)
Bear
[_] People think that you are very intimidating.
[_] You are not afraid of bees.
[_] Your favorite color is brown.
[x] You like to go out for hikes in the forest/nature trails.
[x] You have brothers/sisters.
[x] You like to go fishing.
[x] You like to swim.
[_] You like to go hunting.
[X] You adapt really well to extreme situations.
[X] You are very physically strong.
[_] You don't like a big crowd.
[X] You are fearless of others.
(7)
Pig
[_] You like to eat.
[_] Your favorite color is pink.
[X] You are very intelligent, or so you've been told.
[X] You are smarter than a dog.
[_] You are not a picky eater.
[_] You have sensitive skin.
[_] You like mud baths/facials.
[x] You like to be pampered.
[_] You depend on others a lot.
[_] You aren't the most active person.
[x] You love chocolate.
[x] You're easily angered.
(5)
Elephant
[_] You are tall.
[_] You eat a lot.
[x] You have a great memory.
[x] Your favorite color is silver.
[_] You wear glasses/contacts.
[_] You like to travel.
[X] You love to swim.
[X] People don't bully you.
[x] You carry something special with you everywhere you go.
[_] You are a vegetarian.
[_] You would rather avoid a fight.
[_] You have big ears.
(5)
Fox
[x] You like to make jokes.
[_] You would like to become a comedian some day.
[X] You have pranked someone before.
[X] You have a lot of friends.
[_] Your favorite color is orange.
[x] You believe in true love.
[x] You love someone/ have a crush on someone.
[x] People say you're sexy.
[x] You don't want to die or live life alone.
[X] You would like to have children some day/ You have children.
[x] You like to help your friends and family.
[_] You live in the suburbs.
(9)
Oddly, I'm a perfect combo of bird, wolf, and fox. Does that mean I'm a fluffy red-and-grey K9 with wings that likes to talk back? (Anyone who knows me is probably rolling on the floor right now.)
Fool Meme
Posted 15 years ago[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[_] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[_] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[_] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 3
[_] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[_] You just tried to lick your elbow
[_] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[_] You just sang them to make sure
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 5
[_] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 9
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[_] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 13
[_] You use your fingers to do simple math
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[_] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[_] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 15
[_] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[_] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[_] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[_] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
Total: 19
To get your percentage, multiply your count by 4.
76%
So I guess about 3/4 of the Time, I at least act like an idiot. Cool.
[_] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[_] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[_] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 3
[_] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[_] You just tried to lick your elbow
[_] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[_] You just sang them to make sure
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 5
[_] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 9
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[_] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 13
[_] You use your fingers to do simple math
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[_] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[_] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 15
[_] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[_] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[_] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[_] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
Total: 19
To get your percentage, multiply your count by 4.
76%
So I guess about 3/4 of the Time, I at least act like an idiot. Cool.
Baby Time!
Posted 15 years agoI waited until today to write this so I'd be more calm upon writing it.
I went to my doctor's yesterday for my 2nd pregnancy visit and ultrasound. She told me that I was right about when I got pregnant (based on the development stage), so score one for me! (Or would that be more than one score, since I obviously scored at least once already? Anway...) I'm 10 weeks or so now, and she's very healthy (sex won't be anything else for at least another month) and VERY active. When the camera was near her, she was moving all around. But once the camera stopped moving, she actually turned to face the camera and started waving at us!!!! It was SOOOOO WONDERFUL!!!My hubby almost cried when she did that. (Everybody ready? Say "Dawww") :-D She's 3.66 cm long now (that's about 1 1/4 to 1 1/2 in long) and I've gained a whole 3 pounds in the last month.
So yeah, everything's progressing smoothly and as anticipated. Still exceptionally happy, and smiling almost continually since yesterday. That'll probably happen every time I look at the 5 pics I got to keep.
Maybe I'll have enough excitement energy to do another story this weekend. Or maybe hubby will. If we're both energetic, maybe there'll be 2 stories! We'll see.
I went to my doctor's yesterday for my 2nd pregnancy visit and ultrasound. She told me that I was right about when I got pregnant (based on the development stage), so score one for me! (Or would that be more than one score, since I obviously scored at least once already? Anway...) I'm 10 weeks or so now, and she's very healthy (sex won't be anything else for at least another month) and VERY active. When the camera was near her, she was moving all around. But once the camera stopped moving, she actually turned to face the camera and started waving at us!!!! It was SOOOOO WONDERFUL!!!My hubby almost cried when she did that. (Everybody ready? Say "Dawww") :-D She's 3.66 cm long now (that's about 1 1/4 to 1 1/2 in long) and I've gained a whole 3 pounds in the last month.
So yeah, everything's progressing smoothly and as anticipated. Still exceptionally happy, and smiling almost continually since yesterday. That'll probably happen every time I look at the 5 pics I got to keep.
Maybe I'll have enough excitement energy to do another story this weekend. Or maybe hubby will. If we're both energetic, maybe there'll be 2 stories! We'll see.
My Life According to Meat Loaf (fun meme)
Posted 15 years agoUsing only song names from ONE ARTIST, answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"
Snagged this from MoodyFerret
• Pick your Artist:
Meat Loaf
• Are you a male or female?
You Never Can Be Too Sure About The Girl
• Describe yourself:
Fallen Angel
• How do you feel:
Alive
• Describe where you currently live:
Back Into Hell
• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Where Angels Sing
• Your favorite form of transportation:
Razor's Edge
• What did you get on your last Birthday?
Rock And Roll Dreams Come Through
• Your best friend is:
All Revved Up With No Place To Go
• You and your best friend(s) are:
Out Of The Frying Pan (And Into The Fire)
• What's the weather like:
Bad For Good
• Favorite moment:
Seize The Night
• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everywhere)
• What is life to you:
Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back
• Your last relationship:
Left In The Dark
• Your fear:
The Monster Is Loose
• What is the best advice you have to give:
In The Land Of The Pig, The Butcher Is King
• Thought for the Day:
Wasted Youth
• How I would like to die
Peel Out
• My soul's condition:
Blind As A Bat
• Most Faithful Companion:
Original Sin
• My motto:
I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
Snagged this from MoodyFerret
• Pick your Artist:
Meat Loaf
• Are you a male or female?
You Never Can Be Too Sure About The Girl
• Describe yourself:
Fallen Angel
• How do you feel:
Alive
• Describe where you currently live:
Back Into Hell
• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Where Angels Sing
• Your favorite form of transportation:
Razor's Edge
• What did you get on your last Birthday?
Rock And Roll Dreams Come Through
• Your best friend is:
All Revved Up With No Place To Go
• You and your best friend(s) are:
Out Of The Frying Pan (And Into The Fire)
• What's the weather like:
Bad For Good
• Favorite moment:
Seize The Night
• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everywhere)
• What is life to you:
Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back
• Your last relationship:
Left In The Dark
• Your fear:
The Monster Is Loose
• What is the best advice you have to give:
In The Land Of The Pig, The Butcher Is King
• Thought for the Day:
Wasted Youth
• How I would like to die
Peel Out
• My soul's condition:
Blind As A Bat
• Most Faithful Companion:
Original Sin
• My motto:
I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
Happiness Abounds!!!
Posted 16 years agoFor a few reasons.
1) FA is back online. 'Bout blasted time. But very happy about it. Besides, the break came at a good time for me.
2) Next Love Kitten story chapter is up. Called The Meeting, and isn't sexual at all.
3) The most important reason for the abundant happiness... *drumroll please* ...I found out just before the FA downage that WE'RE PREGNANT!!! Finally! We've been trying for the past 5 years, since my last miscarriage (#2), and finally my hubby and I are expecting a little bundle all our own. I'm farther along than ever before (7 weeks, 5 days as of today) and haven't had any troubles with her. I'm expected to deliver her around July 26th, that's 4 days before my own birthday, so we're both soooo excited and happy.
Related to that, does ANYBODY know where I can get a Baby Looney Tunes Baby Book or Diaper Bag? I can find most of the other stuff, but I can't find those even on E-Bay. Any help would be much appreciated in this matter. Thanks to all of you for your continued support and watches.
*happiness dances and bounces*
1) FA is back online. 'Bout blasted time. But very happy about it. Besides, the break came at a good time for me.
2) Next Love Kitten story chapter is up. Called The Meeting, and isn't sexual at all.
3) The most important reason for the abundant happiness... *drumroll please* ...I found out just before the FA downage that WE'RE PREGNANT!!! Finally! We've been trying for the past 5 years, since my last miscarriage (#2), and finally my hubby and I are expecting a little bundle all our own. I'm farther along than ever before (7 weeks, 5 days as of today) and haven't had any troubles with her. I'm expected to deliver her around July 26th, that's 4 days before my own birthday, so we're both soooo excited and happy.
Related to that, does ANYBODY know where I can get a Baby Looney Tunes Baby Book or Diaper Bag? I can find most of the other stuff, but I can't find those even on E-Bay. Any help would be much appreciated in this matter. Thanks to all of you for your continued support and watches.
*happiness dances and bounces*
Link of the Day Today
Posted 16 years agoIf, for some unexplicable reason, you haven't checked out the link for today, http://forums.furaffinity.net/showt.....ad.php?t=55089 PLEASE DO SO!!! Especially all of you who like ferrets. You'll get a kick out of it. Thanks to DireWolf earlier this week, I got a preview of the 1st half of this little music video. IT'S SOOO CUTE!
*bobs head along with music while smiling from ear to ear*
*bobs head along with music while smiling from ear to ear*
Love Kitten Chapters
Posted 16 years agoThis journal is to make it easier in the future, so I'll just update IT each time I add a new chapter to her series. This way, I don't have to put it in each of the description boxes. Probably makes it easier for any new viewers I may get, too.
00) Spatial Bliss (sexual) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2711680/
01) Water Spirits (kinda erotic) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2812769/
02) In the Garden (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2841192/
03) Homecoming (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2869360
04) Safe Journey (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2898765
05) Getting Situated (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2938608
06) Relaxed Conversations (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2953831
07) New Possibilities (sexual) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2981711
08) New Home (some nudity, nothing else) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3018213/
09) Breakfast and Books (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3070952/
10) The Real Library (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3099386/
11) The Meeting (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3131495/
00) Spatial Bliss (sexual) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2711680/
01) Water Spirits (kinda erotic) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2812769/
02) In the Garden (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2841192/
03) Homecoming (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2869360
04) Safe Journey (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2898765
05) Getting Situated (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2938608
06) Relaxed Conversations (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2953831
07) New Possibilities (sexual) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2981711
08) New Home (some nudity, nothing else) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3018213/
09) Breakfast and Books (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3070952/
10) The Real Library (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3099386/
11) The Meeting (completely clean) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3131495/
Celebrate Samhain!
Posted 16 years agoWith the next chapter of my Love Kitten series! Just posted it. It's the gratuitous sex chapter I promised y'all. Enjoy!
Oh, and happy Trick-or-Treating!
Oh, and happy Trick-or-Treating!
Dance Story (Part 1)
Posted 16 years ago "...And introducing on the main stage, for her first time today, our very own foxxy lady, Atlantis!"
The DJ's voice rang out through the club, catching the immediate attention of more than a few of its patrons. They were considered the regulars, the ones who knew most of the girls in the club by name, well, at least by bar name. There was another whose attention was captured simply because of the name. He turned to look at the stage from his stool at the bar.
A beautiful red fox stepped out onto the stage, wearing a deep green dancers bikini. Taking hold of the pole in the center of the stage, she strutted around the stage in time with the beat of the music. He had never seen anything so beautiful in his whole life, and he had been across the country more times than he could count. It would probably give him a headache anyway. He was trying to escape the headaches, that's why he came here in the first place. At least, that's what he kept telling himself. Truthfully, he was getting lonely, and just wanted someone near to him that he could talk to whenever he needed to.
Atlantis flung herself around the pole holding on only with one leg wrapped securely around it, and one paw keeping her upper body level, so she seemed to glide down it. He thought it was rather odd at first, and then he realized why it seemed so. She had spund around the pole backwards, landing gracefully on her tail end. From there, she laid back on the stage, thrusting her hips up into the air as she reached around behind her and untied the bow that held her top in place. She then rolled over onto her belly, deftly sliding her top off over her head. She slid it across the stage, smiling and looking directly at him as she did so, almost as if offering it to him. She then got up on all fours and wriggled back and forth for a bit, fluffing her prretty red-and-white tail as she did so.
Another patron in the bar stepped up to the stage and tossed a single down. Atlantis stood back up and gracefully walked over to him, accentuating her hip swish as she did so. Oh, how her movements were as smooth as water flowing over pebbles in a stream. She stopped just in front of the man, apparently a shepherd breed, and tossed one leg gracefully over his shoulder. She took hold of his head with one paw and rocked her hips back and forth for a minute before removing her leg and kneeling down in front of him. She must know the man, since she spoke a few words to him and he laughed a bit before he responded. She smiled in return, stood up, and turned to walk the other way, flicking her tail across his nose as she turned. He mock-sneezed and stepped back to his seat.
She took hold of the pole once again and threw her leg around it, much as she had with the shepherd. Then she wrapped her recently exposed breasts nicely around the pole, rubbing their nipples together once she got them all the way around the pole. She was not very well endowed, but enough so that none would be wasted. And they seemed to just barely fit around the pole. She was all natural, one of the few in the club that was. Releasing her breasts, she leaned back from the pole, stopping when she was parallel with the floor of the stage. She brought her tail up and proceeded to use it to tease herself. She started at her chin, slowly sliding down to her breasts, where she took the time to tease each one with her fluffy tail before she caressed her belly and then let her tail slip between her legs. She stayed that way for only a few seconds before she released her tail and stood up again, pressing her body to the pole. Then she turned around, placed her paws on the pole above her head, and stepped away from the pole. She allowed her upper body to slide down to the floor, resting her head there as she brought her paws around to her T-bar front and gently patted herself a few times. Then she took hold of the pole again and gingerly climbed back up it, taking care not to grab any of her fur as she did.
She must dance to this song often, he thought to himself. She reached the fully upright position just as the DJ began making his next announcement, praising her and trying to get more tips for her and everyone else who worked there, while at the same time introducing who was coming up on stage next. As the DJ spoke, Atlantis padded over to where her stage tip lay and retrieved it, then snatched her top up off the floor and began to put it back on as she stepped off the stage and headed for the second stage. All the girls in the club had to do at least two stage dances in a row before they could work the crowd.
She danced somewhat differently on the second stage, but not so much different where the sensualness was concerned. Taking his eyes off her for just a minute, he noticed that most of the bars patrons, as well as most of the bouncers, had their eyes glued to her every move. She got two more stage dances before the song ended and she stepped off that stage to start her rounds of the bar. First she went over to the man who had come up to her while she was on the main stage. Apparently he really liked her way of entertaining, because he stood up and ecsorted her to what was called the Champaign Room. That room was half concealed from outside viewers, with a three-foot wall around it hiding the couches from view of anyone not standing right there. As she started her dance, one of the bouncers, a big bull mastiff, stepped over near to the entrance of the room and stood guard, making sure that Atlantis didn't get hurt in any way. That was part of the bouncers job.
Several songs later Atlantis stepped away from the couch and the shepherd exited the room. a big smile across his jowels. A moment later, Atlantis stepped back into view. The mastiff held out a paw to her and she took it, allowing him to help her down the steeply inclined ramp leading up to the room. She gave him a hug, speaking something into his ear as she did so, and then headed off to find the other two men that had tipped her on stage. Each of them took at least two table dances from her, but neither one escorted her into the Champaign Room or the VIP Room. After she finished with them, she looked around the bar and started walking gracefully from person to person in a clockwise direction, asking each in turn if they would like a dance, or something. Not being able to hear over the volume of the music made him have to assume what it was she was saying, and what each answer was. She had to make two more stage appearances before she had made one complete circuit around the bar. When she stopped getting yes as an answer to her queries, she stepped over to the bar beside him.
"Good morning!" she said with a cheerful smile as she leaned against the bar rail. She pulled a single from her T-bar string and set it on the bar in front of her. "Hey Shorty! I'll have a cola with no ice, please." A black poodle with fur that really ought to be trimmed soon came over to her and filled a glass from a nozel behind the bar. Placing it on the bar with one paw, Shorty took the single up with her other paw. "I see you're enjoying yourself again tonight Atlantis. Do you ever have a bad night?" He voice was more like claws on a chalkboard than a voice. He cringed just a bit, trying not to make it that noticeable.
"Occasionally. But even my bad nights are better than where I was before I came here. Cheers!" She raised her glass to Shorty, who took up a glass from beneath the bar in return, then each of them took a swallow or two. Shorty turned back to make the specials that the DJ had just called out, shaking her head in amusement as she walked away. Atlantis turned and sat down on the stool next to him, watching the dancer currently on stage as she took a drink. "So her voice gets to you that much, does it?" she asked.
"What?" He hadn't expected to be talked to by anyone other than the barkeeper.
"Shorty's voice. It gets to you right here" she said, pressing one nail right against his temple.
"Oh, yeah. It really does. Worse than chalkboard squeaks" he answered back.
"Well, if you're around her long enough, you get used to it. You just passing through?"
"Not really. More like just coming out." She looked at him with her head cocked to one side, one ear laid down forward. "No! No! Not out of the closet! Just... out of my hole. My job has become something of an all-consuming thing in my life right now, and I'm really just trying to find someone to socialize with that's not also someone I work with. I don't want to talk about work all the time." He hung his head and took a sip of his drink.
"Well..." she said, finishing hers and setting the glass back on the bar, "If you want to talk about something different, come back here more often. We can talk about whatever you want. Provided I'm not too bust to take a few minutes rest. I'm off Friday's and Saturdays, and start my shift at four." She smiled again at him, then stood up and started to walk away.
"Wait!" She stopped and half turned back to him. "Would you like to go and have a coffee after you get off tonight?" He was hoping she'd say yes.
"Sorry, no. I don't drink coffee. But you can keep trying." She smiled again, turned back around and walked around to the other side of the bar, opposite the stages, where he could just barely see her. He finished his drink, set the glass on the bar, and got up to leave the club.
He couldn't stop thinking about her. At least twice each week he'd stop back at that bar and talk with her. Each time he finished with the same question: Would you like to go and have coffee after work? And each time she gave the same answer: No, I don't drink coffee. This kept going on for almost a month, when he finally decided that'd he'd never get to know this beautiful lady outside of that bar. He dicided to go and see her one last time before returning to his dull, monotonus life of work-and-only-work. They didn't talk about much of anything important, they never did, but this time the talk didn't last as long. He stood up to leave, and she stopped him.
"Well?" she said.
"Well what?"
"Aren't you going to ask me out for coffee?"
"Do you want me to?" She nodded in response. "Well, then, would you like to go out for coffee after you get off work tonight?"
"Yes, actually, I would." He was in a state of shock! He had completely given up hope, and then, suddenly, out of the blue, she said yes! He felt like running outside and howling in joy! "I'm planning on leaving around eleven. Pick me up here, then we can go somewhere together. OK?" He nodded rather dumfoundedly and headed for the door. Just before he got there, the bull mastiff was standing in front of him, looking down at him with a paw held out to stop his forward progression.
"I know what she asked of you. And I'll tell you right now, I have all of your personal information, and if so much as one hair on her tail is harmed, I will come after you and I will kill you. Do you understand?" His voice seemed to come from somewhere beneath the floor.
"Yes, but I wouldn't hurt her. I just want to get to know her better. Besides, I think I could take you." He was almost offended at the thought of being threatened by this bouncer, but she did seem to have some sort of attachment to him, so he did understand the protectiveness.
"Huh! You might give it a good try. Just because you're a rottweiler doesn't mean you're invincible. I've won against others like you before. You bring her home safe, or else," the mastiff growled at him.
Believing the mastiff to be telling the truth, he nodded and left the bar.
The DJ's voice rang out through the club, catching the immediate attention of more than a few of its patrons. They were considered the regulars, the ones who knew most of the girls in the club by name, well, at least by bar name. There was another whose attention was captured simply because of the name. He turned to look at the stage from his stool at the bar.
A beautiful red fox stepped out onto the stage, wearing a deep green dancers bikini. Taking hold of the pole in the center of the stage, she strutted around the stage in time with the beat of the music. He had never seen anything so beautiful in his whole life, and he had been across the country more times than he could count. It would probably give him a headache anyway. He was trying to escape the headaches, that's why he came here in the first place. At least, that's what he kept telling himself. Truthfully, he was getting lonely, and just wanted someone near to him that he could talk to whenever he needed to.
Atlantis flung herself around the pole holding on only with one leg wrapped securely around it, and one paw keeping her upper body level, so she seemed to glide down it. He thought it was rather odd at first, and then he realized why it seemed so. She had spund around the pole backwards, landing gracefully on her tail end. From there, she laid back on the stage, thrusting her hips up into the air as she reached around behind her and untied the bow that held her top in place. She then rolled over onto her belly, deftly sliding her top off over her head. She slid it across the stage, smiling and looking directly at him as she did so, almost as if offering it to him. She then got up on all fours and wriggled back and forth for a bit, fluffing her prretty red-and-white tail as she did so.
Another patron in the bar stepped up to the stage and tossed a single down. Atlantis stood back up and gracefully walked over to him, accentuating her hip swish as she did so. Oh, how her movements were as smooth as water flowing over pebbles in a stream. She stopped just in front of the man, apparently a shepherd breed, and tossed one leg gracefully over his shoulder. She took hold of his head with one paw and rocked her hips back and forth for a minute before removing her leg and kneeling down in front of him. She must know the man, since she spoke a few words to him and he laughed a bit before he responded. She smiled in return, stood up, and turned to walk the other way, flicking her tail across his nose as she turned. He mock-sneezed and stepped back to his seat.
She took hold of the pole once again and threw her leg around it, much as she had with the shepherd. Then she wrapped her recently exposed breasts nicely around the pole, rubbing their nipples together once she got them all the way around the pole. She was not very well endowed, but enough so that none would be wasted. And they seemed to just barely fit around the pole. She was all natural, one of the few in the club that was. Releasing her breasts, she leaned back from the pole, stopping when she was parallel with the floor of the stage. She brought her tail up and proceeded to use it to tease herself. She started at her chin, slowly sliding down to her breasts, where she took the time to tease each one with her fluffy tail before she caressed her belly and then let her tail slip between her legs. She stayed that way for only a few seconds before she released her tail and stood up again, pressing her body to the pole. Then she turned around, placed her paws on the pole above her head, and stepped away from the pole. She allowed her upper body to slide down to the floor, resting her head there as she brought her paws around to her T-bar front and gently patted herself a few times. Then she took hold of the pole again and gingerly climbed back up it, taking care not to grab any of her fur as she did.
She must dance to this song often, he thought to himself. She reached the fully upright position just as the DJ began making his next announcement, praising her and trying to get more tips for her and everyone else who worked there, while at the same time introducing who was coming up on stage next. As the DJ spoke, Atlantis padded over to where her stage tip lay and retrieved it, then snatched her top up off the floor and began to put it back on as she stepped off the stage and headed for the second stage. All the girls in the club had to do at least two stage dances in a row before they could work the crowd.
She danced somewhat differently on the second stage, but not so much different where the sensualness was concerned. Taking his eyes off her for just a minute, he noticed that most of the bars patrons, as well as most of the bouncers, had their eyes glued to her every move. She got two more stage dances before the song ended and she stepped off that stage to start her rounds of the bar. First she went over to the man who had come up to her while she was on the main stage. Apparently he really liked her way of entertaining, because he stood up and ecsorted her to what was called the Champaign Room. That room was half concealed from outside viewers, with a three-foot wall around it hiding the couches from view of anyone not standing right there. As she started her dance, one of the bouncers, a big bull mastiff, stepped over near to the entrance of the room and stood guard, making sure that Atlantis didn't get hurt in any way. That was part of the bouncers job.
Several songs later Atlantis stepped away from the couch and the shepherd exited the room. a big smile across his jowels. A moment later, Atlantis stepped back into view. The mastiff held out a paw to her and she took it, allowing him to help her down the steeply inclined ramp leading up to the room. She gave him a hug, speaking something into his ear as she did so, and then headed off to find the other two men that had tipped her on stage. Each of them took at least two table dances from her, but neither one escorted her into the Champaign Room or the VIP Room. After she finished with them, she looked around the bar and started walking gracefully from person to person in a clockwise direction, asking each in turn if they would like a dance, or something. Not being able to hear over the volume of the music made him have to assume what it was she was saying, and what each answer was. She had to make two more stage appearances before she had made one complete circuit around the bar. When she stopped getting yes as an answer to her queries, she stepped over to the bar beside him.
"Good morning!" she said with a cheerful smile as she leaned against the bar rail. She pulled a single from her T-bar string and set it on the bar in front of her. "Hey Shorty! I'll have a cola with no ice, please." A black poodle with fur that really ought to be trimmed soon came over to her and filled a glass from a nozel behind the bar. Placing it on the bar with one paw, Shorty took the single up with her other paw. "I see you're enjoying yourself again tonight Atlantis. Do you ever have a bad night?" He voice was more like claws on a chalkboard than a voice. He cringed just a bit, trying not to make it that noticeable.
"Occasionally. But even my bad nights are better than where I was before I came here. Cheers!" She raised her glass to Shorty, who took up a glass from beneath the bar in return, then each of them took a swallow or two. Shorty turned back to make the specials that the DJ had just called out, shaking her head in amusement as she walked away. Atlantis turned and sat down on the stool next to him, watching the dancer currently on stage as she took a drink. "So her voice gets to you that much, does it?" she asked.
"What?" He hadn't expected to be talked to by anyone other than the barkeeper.
"Shorty's voice. It gets to you right here" she said, pressing one nail right against his temple.
"Oh, yeah. It really does. Worse than chalkboard squeaks" he answered back.
"Well, if you're around her long enough, you get used to it. You just passing through?"
"Not really. More like just coming out." She looked at him with her head cocked to one side, one ear laid down forward. "No! No! Not out of the closet! Just... out of my hole. My job has become something of an all-consuming thing in my life right now, and I'm really just trying to find someone to socialize with that's not also someone I work with. I don't want to talk about work all the time." He hung his head and took a sip of his drink.
"Well..." she said, finishing hers and setting the glass back on the bar, "If you want to talk about something different, come back here more often. We can talk about whatever you want. Provided I'm not too bust to take a few minutes rest. I'm off Friday's and Saturdays, and start my shift at four." She smiled again at him, then stood up and started to walk away.
"Wait!" She stopped and half turned back to him. "Would you like to go and have a coffee after you get off tonight?" He was hoping she'd say yes.
"Sorry, no. I don't drink coffee. But you can keep trying." She smiled again, turned back around and walked around to the other side of the bar, opposite the stages, where he could just barely see her. He finished his drink, set the glass on the bar, and got up to leave the club.
He couldn't stop thinking about her. At least twice each week he'd stop back at that bar and talk with her. Each time he finished with the same question: Would you like to go and have coffee after work? And each time she gave the same answer: No, I don't drink coffee. This kept going on for almost a month, when he finally decided that'd he'd never get to know this beautiful lady outside of that bar. He dicided to go and see her one last time before returning to his dull, monotonus life of work-and-only-work. They didn't talk about much of anything important, they never did, but this time the talk didn't last as long. He stood up to leave, and she stopped him.
"Well?" she said.
"Well what?"
"Aren't you going to ask me out for coffee?"
"Do you want me to?" She nodded in response. "Well, then, would you like to go out for coffee after you get off work tonight?"
"Yes, actually, I would." He was in a state of shock! He had completely given up hope, and then, suddenly, out of the blue, she said yes! He felt like running outside and howling in joy! "I'm planning on leaving around eleven. Pick me up here, then we can go somewhere together. OK?" He nodded rather dumfoundedly and headed for the door. Just before he got there, the bull mastiff was standing in front of him, looking down at him with a paw held out to stop his forward progression.
"I know what she asked of you. And I'll tell you right now, I have all of your personal information, and if so much as one hair on her tail is harmed, I will come after you and I will kill you. Do you understand?" His voice seemed to come from somewhere beneath the floor.
"Yes, but I wouldn't hurt her. I just want to get to know her better. Besides, I think I could take you." He was almost offended at the thought of being threatened by this bouncer, but she did seem to have some sort of attachment to him, so he did understand the protectiveness.
"Huh! You might give it a good try. Just because you're a rottweiler doesn't mean you're invincible. I've won against others like you before. You bring her home safe, or else," the mastiff growled at him.
Believing the mastiff to be telling the truth, he nodded and left the bar.
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