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Posted 15 years agoSo earlier Sam and I were talking about what we would want our wedding to be like, if we ever got married. She wants pink roses. I want orchids. She wants a huge wedding. I want the smallest possible shin-dig I can get away with. Anyways, then Sam went off on a happy tangent about what song she is going to play for the father daughter dance they often have at weddings. She's had her song, don't remember what it was, picked out for years now, and she was so baffled when I told her I have no clue what my song would be, and said I wouldn't be playing one any way. She got all uppity about how stupid, and I quote "disgraceful" that is to my dad.
'Scuse me?
My wedding, my way. Not yours.
"You should have one anyways, It'll be fun!!" she says. Actually, it would be a cruel joke. And I tell her this. And who the hell would I dance with?!
She says his dad. Ok, sure. If I'm super super close with my potential father-in-law, and we see each on a regular bases, and we go on long fishing trips just to spend quality time together, and he is practically my true blue replacement. But ya know, what are the odds that would happen? And I'm sorry, IT'S NOT THE SAME. There will be ample amounts of time to dance around with the guy, so why should I set aside that one important song for him?
"Because it's the natural thing to do"
Fuck off
My life is not natural. No ones is. I don't fit in your mold, and I don't want to.
(I don't say this of course. Passive lil Mell)
Then her mind goes else where.
*gasp*!!!! "Then who will walk you down the isle"?
"My mom"
".....really? That's kinda weird. Cause 'his' mom is suppose to walk him"
"Sam.... I'm going for a walk"
So by this point in time I'm feeling pretty shitty. My throat is lumpy and and I'm a little mad. I try thinking of what song I would play if I had to, an I honestly have no clue. I think I don't have one cause I don't need one. It's not important right now. What is important is that I love my dad.
My father is my hero. I can't think of a time when he wasn't.
Dad. You gave me all the room I could ever ask for to spread my wings, and even lifted me up on the days I was feeling too down to fly. Was there ever a father daughter pair that had more inside joked growing up? You gave me your morals, love for sports, sense of humor, you long fuse, your eyes, and my greatest asset; your optimism. I couldn't have asked for a better man to be my father. Thanks for watching out for me and never stopping the love.
P.s. Next Iron Chef I say it's Salmon.
So peeps. Who's your hero? And why?
'Scuse me?
My wedding, my way. Not yours.
"You should have one anyways, It'll be fun!!" she says. Actually, it would be a cruel joke. And I tell her this. And who the hell would I dance with?!
She says his dad. Ok, sure. If I'm super super close with my potential father-in-law, and we see each on a regular bases, and we go on long fishing trips just to spend quality time together, and he is practically my true blue replacement. But ya know, what are the odds that would happen? And I'm sorry, IT'S NOT THE SAME. There will be ample amounts of time to dance around with the guy, so why should I set aside that one important song for him?
"Because it's the natural thing to do"
Fuck off
My life is not natural. No ones is. I don't fit in your mold, and I don't want to.
(I don't say this of course. Passive lil Mell)
Then her mind goes else where.
*gasp*!!!! "Then who will walk you down the isle"?
"My mom"
".....really? That's kinda weird. Cause 'his' mom is suppose to walk him"
"Sam.... I'm going for a walk"
So by this point in time I'm feeling pretty shitty. My throat is lumpy and and I'm a little mad. I try thinking of what song I would play if I had to, an I honestly have no clue. I think I don't have one cause I don't need one. It's not important right now. What is important is that I love my dad.
My father is my hero. I can't think of a time when he wasn't.
Dad. You gave me all the room I could ever ask for to spread my wings, and even lifted me up on the days I was feeling too down to fly. Was there ever a father daughter pair that had more inside joked growing up? You gave me your morals, love for sports, sense of humor, you long fuse, your eyes, and my greatest asset; your optimism. I couldn't have asked for a better man to be my father. Thanks for watching out for me and never stopping the love.
P.s. Next Iron Chef I say it's Salmon.
So peeps. Who's your hero? And why?
Curiosity killed the cat... but curiosity made the kittens..
Posted 17 years agoStolen from Rave_Fox
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Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Early morning. Like 1 AM.
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Naughty pics.
Vibrator or Dildo?
Umm. Vibrator cause it's a funny story.
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Some light, but not very bright.
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
I don't like either, but pussy
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
I wouldn't limit the spanking ONLY to sex, but I'd prefer it to over the knee.
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
I love flying so I'm gonna say airplane
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Dick
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope.
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Boy/Boy/Girl
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
None, bit if I had to pick, while strangers watch.
Newly Discovered fetish?
Furries!!!!
Master or slave?
Prefer 50 50 split, but Slave because all I have to do is lay there and look pretty :D
Slut or whore?
Slut.
Light Bondage or heavy?
Light.
Whispering or screaming?
Depends on what's being and said and when. Whispering during orgasm seems kinda funny to me. And screaming during foreplay is just was weird.
Ever lost your sanity?
Very recently yes
Most coveted perversion?
In the shower
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
What does that mean? I'm just gonna say wearing.
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Hot Wax.
Relationship Status:
Oh-so-taken!! =D
Orientation:
Straight as a wave length! Haha I kid. Just straight.
Body type:
I'll get hit if I say fat. Um Full?
Religion:
It doesn't have a name
Zodiac Sign?
Libra
Smoke / Drink:
No/No
Current Location:
Ass boring Edson
Your Weakness:
A sense of humor and veiny forearms (who woulda thought?)
Your Best Physical Feature:
Eyes I guess.
Your Bedtime:
Depends on when I work. Usually midnight.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Yup. Marijuana milk shake. Reminded me why I stopped drinking.
In the past week have you masturbated:
Nope. Haven't had time or will to.
Number of Piercings:
2
Number of Tattoos:
None yet
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Only around some people
At what age did you lose your virginity?
-
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
-
If you give head, do you swallow?
XD
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
I'm gonna say no.
Do you like penetration of the anus?
I don't know
Have you ever tried fisting?
No
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires? On a scale of 1-10?
8
Nymphomaniacal?
Not really
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
No
Are you promiscuous?
Not at all
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
-
Do you ever have phone sex?
No
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
Haha only with the crew late at night at the theater. I dial, listen to the hot recordings, say teehee and hang up.
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
Only to scotty
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
Yes
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
yea. To be honest I think gender bending is hecka fun
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
Gosh no
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Not al all
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Kinda sorta..... Leopard print boxers! :P
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
It's just hair. no preference.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
Heck no I"m not an asshole
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
See above
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
No
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
Yes.
Are you a sadist or masochist
Lil of both
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
No
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
No
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
Yes
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
Yes
Do you like bondage?
Yes indeed
Like to be tied up?
Hell ya
Like to tie up partner?
Of course
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
Nope.
If so, what gender were your partners?
-
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
-
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
Define sleep
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
No!!!
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
o.O NO
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
Nope
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
Nope
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
Wha???!!!! ICKY!!
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
Pfft.... My stupid ex was a F***ing hound.....
____________________________________
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Early morning. Like 1 AM.
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
Naughty pics.
Vibrator or Dildo?
Umm. Vibrator cause it's a funny story.
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Some light, but not very bright.
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
I don't like either, but pussy
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
I wouldn't limit the spanking ONLY to sex, but I'd prefer it to over the knee.
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
I love flying so I'm gonna say airplane
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Dick
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope.
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Boy/Boy/Girl
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
None, bit if I had to pick, while strangers watch.
Newly Discovered fetish?
Furries!!!!
Master or slave?
Prefer 50 50 split, but Slave because all I have to do is lay there and look pretty :D
Slut or whore?
Slut.
Light Bondage or heavy?
Light.
Whispering or screaming?
Depends on what's being and said and when. Whispering during orgasm seems kinda funny to me. And screaming during foreplay is just was weird.
Ever lost your sanity?
Very recently yes
Most coveted perversion?
In the shower
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
What does that mean? I'm just gonna say wearing.
Hot Candle wax or warm?
Hot Wax.
Relationship Status:
Oh-so-taken!! =D
Orientation:
Straight as a wave length! Haha I kid. Just straight.
Body type:
I'll get hit if I say fat. Um Full?
Religion:
It doesn't have a name
Zodiac Sign?
Libra
Smoke / Drink:
No/No
Current Location:
Ass boring Edson
Your Weakness:
A sense of humor and veiny forearms (who woulda thought?)
Your Best Physical Feature:
Eyes I guess.
Your Bedtime:
Depends on when I work. Usually midnight.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Yup. Marijuana milk shake. Reminded me why I stopped drinking.
In the past week have you masturbated:
Nope. Haven't had time or will to.
Number of Piercings:
2
Number of Tattoos:
None yet
Do you consider yourself perverted?
Only around some people
At what age did you lose your virginity?
-
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
-
If you give head, do you swallow?
XD
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
I'm gonna say no.
Do you like penetration of the anus?
I don't know
Have you ever tried fisting?
No
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires? On a scale of 1-10?
8
Nymphomaniacal?
Not really
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
No
Are you promiscuous?
Not at all
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
-
Do you ever have phone sex?
No
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
Haha only with the crew late at night at the theater. I dial, listen to the hot recordings, say teehee and hang up.
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
Only to scotty
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
Yes
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
yea. To be honest I think gender bending is hecka fun
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
Gosh no
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Not al all
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
Kinda sorta..... Leopard print boxers! :P
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
It's just hair. no preference.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
Heck no I"m not an asshole
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
See above
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
No
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
Yes.
Are you a sadist or masochist
Lil of both
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
No
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
No
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
Yes
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
Yes
Do you like bondage?
Yes indeed
Like to be tied up?
Hell ya
Like to tie up partner?
Of course
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
Nope.
If so, what gender were your partners?
-
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
-
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
Define sleep
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
No!!!
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
o.O NO
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
Nope
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
Nope
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
Wha???!!!! ICKY!!
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
Pfft.... My stupid ex was a F***ing hound.....
XD
Posted 17 years agoSo some pretty interesting things come to be when you mix innocence (but a desire to learn) with a beaver buzz energy shot. A new song album for instance!!! I'll be finishing all lyrics first then proceeding to music. I already have the lyrics to the ones with this happy little star thing * Please note that everything here is subject to change. For instance, They call me "A" cup, was not originally sang to the Coba Cabana tune. Now due to a top hat wearing fox, it is.
The play list as of that fateful night:
*My foreplay is furplay
OMFGF
*Failboat
Ode to Ham
*They call me "A" cup
*If I only had a cock
*Suck a fur flavored juice box
Fur things
What's Thor?..... OH GOD WHY?!?! (skit)
The name of said album is currently: KDY Wolves don't have fingers!
Note: I'll post what I have for Failboat lyrics, but they are not done as I have not had the privilege of meeting ALL the crew members and devising lyrics best suited to their attitude, and who they are as a dude. Let the beaver buzz madness commence!
The play list as of that fateful night:
*My foreplay is furplay
OMFGF
*Failboat
Ode to Ham
*They call me "A" cup
*If I only had a cock
*Suck a fur flavored juice box
Fur things
What's Thor?..... OH GOD WHY?!?! (skit)
The name of said album is currently: KDY Wolves don't have fingers!
Note: I'll post what I have for Failboat lyrics, but they are not done as I have not had the privilege of meeting ALL the crew members and devising lyrics best suited to their attitude, and who they are as a dude. Let the beaver buzz madness commence!
XD
Posted 17 years agoSo some pretty interesting things come to be when you mix innocence (but a desire to learn) with a beaver buzz energy shot. A new song album for instance!!! I'll be finishing all lyrics first then proceeding to music. I already have the lyrics to the ones with this happy little star thing * Please note that everything here is subject to change. For instance, They call me "A" cup, was not originally sang to the Coba Cabana tune. Now due to a top hat wearing fox, it is.
The play list as of that fateful night:
*My foreplay is furplay
OMFGF
*Failboat
Ode to Ham
*They call me "A" cup
*If I only had a cock
*Suck a fur flavored juice box
Fur things
What's Thor?..... OH GOD WHY?!?! (skit)
The name of said album is currently: KDY Wolves don't have fingers!
Note: I'll post what I have for Failboat lyrics, but they are not done as I have not had the privilege of meeting ALL the crew members and devising lyrics best suited to their attitude, and who they are as a dude. Let the beaver buzz madness commence!
The play list as of that fateful night:
*My foreplay is furplay
OMFGF
*Failboat
Ode to Ham
*They call me "A" cup
*If I only had a cock
*Suck a fur flavored juice box
Fur things
What's Thor?..... OH GOD WHY?!?! (skit)
The name of said album is currently: KDY Wolves don't have fingers!
Note: I'll post what I have for Failboat lyrics, but they are not done as I have not had the privilege of meeting ALL the crew members and devising lyrics best suited to their attitude, and who they are as a dude. Let the beaver buzz madness commence!
