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System Shock 2.
Posted 12 years agoOn GOG. Now. For 10 bucks. Go play the legend,noobs!
IGN gave it a 3.
Posted 13 years agoSo,you know,fuck IGN. Double Dragon Neon is a game of pure awesome and win. It's 10 bucks on PS Network and Xbox Live. And it has the best ending I've ever seen in a game. But don't take my word for it. Here's Matt and Woolie to show you all the awesome you can stand.
http://youtu.be/In917B12R_Q
http://youtu.be/kw3CKeRyEt4
http://youtu.be/6PmmsLa-5MU <-ending
I want a pic of Peach doing to Bowser what Marian did to Skullmageddon.
http://youtu.be/In917B12R_Q
http://youtu.be/kw3CKeRyEt4
http://youtu.be/6PmmsLa-5MU <-ending
I want a pic of Peach doing to Bowser what Marian did to Skullmageddon.
Cause I'm a giver.
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7gi.....eature=related
Why the hell isn't this stuff more recognized? It's funny and fun and honestly,we need more relatable chick characters. Also,why does Wonder Girl sound like she's Spanish?
Why the hell isn't this stuff more recognized? It's funny and fun and honestly,we need more relatable chick characters. Also,why does Wonder Girl sound like she's Spanish?
Disturbing costumes.
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.buycostumes.com/browse/_...../results1.aspx
Was there REALLY a big call for these?
http://www.buycostumes.com/Avatar-M.....uctDetail.aspx
You knew this shit was coming.
http://www.buycostumes.com/Transfor.....uctDetail.aspx
http://www.buycostumes.com/Transfor.....uctDetail.aspx
Just so wrong.
http://www.buycostumes.com/Jabba-Th.....uctDetail.aspx
Somehow,I think they did this on purpose to make the costume more popular.
http://www.buycostumes.com/SpongeBo.....uctDetail.aspx
Frightening.
http://www.buycostumes.com/Super-Ma.....uctDetail.aspx
Took 'em long enough. :p
Was there REALLY a big call for these?
http://www.buycostumes.com/Avatar-M.....uctDetail.aspx
You knew this shit was coming.
http://www.buycostumes.com/Transfor.....uctDetail.aspx
http://www.buycostumes.com/Transfor.....uctDetail.aspx
Just so wrong.
http://www.buycostumes.com/Jabba-Th.....uctDetail.aspx
Somehow,I think they did this on purpose to make the costume more popular.
http://www.buycostumes.com/SpongeBo.....uctDetail.aspx
Frightening.
http://www.buycostumes.com/Super-Ma.....uctDetail.aspx
Took 'em long enough. :p
Condom man.
Posted 16 years agoOk,first off,I make no claims as to the safety of this site,so you might want your anti-virus on before you go.
http://adult-sex-games.com/condom-man
Protip: If you run out of lives,at the game over screen right click and hit Rewind. Go to the start screen and hit start. You'll be back on the last level you were on with 3 lives.
So here's some questions (and my answers) about the game. Feel free to fill in your own answers.
What are your thoughts on the game? I liked it. It's a pretty well done game with sex involved. It feels fairly rewarding to get to have your way with one of the girls after dodging gay cops and overly friendly dogs.
What would you add? A loop feature so you can watch the sex scenes as long as you want. Also,a little less wild camera angles for the ending would be good. And a selection of rapists would be nice over the default Gargamel looking guy.
What characters would you like to see in the game and what would they do? I'd like to see Johnny Bravo as one of the selectable rapists. I'd also like to see famous characters as the victims. Velma Dinkly (victim,attracted), Smurfette (victim,short), Minnie (victim,short), Princess Peach (final victim), and Minerva Mink (victim,runner). Maybe have several themed games like the first would be with the Hanana Barbara characters, then Disney, Nintendo, WB, etc.
So what do you guys think?
http://adult-sex-games.com/condom-man
Protip: If you run out of lives,at the game over screen right click and hit Rewind. Go to the start screen and hit start. You'll be back on the last level you were on with 3 lives.
So here's some questions (and my answers) about the game. Feel free to fill in your own answers.
What are your thoughts on the game? I liked it. It's a pretty well done game with sex involved. It feels fairly rewarding to get to have your way with one of the girls after dodging gay cops and overly friendly dogs.
What would you add? A loop feature so you can watch the sex scenes as long as you want. Also,a little less wild camera angles for the ending would be good. And a selection of rapists would be nice over the default Gargamel looking guy.
What characters would you like to see in the game and what would they do? I'd like to see Johnny Bravo as one of the selectable rapists. I'd also like to see famous characters as the victims. Velma Dinkly (victim,attracted), Smurfette (victim,short), Minnie (victim,short), Princess Peach (final victim), and Minerva Mink (victim,runner). Maybe have several themed games like the first would be with the Hanana Barbara characters, then Disney, Nintendo, WB, etc.
So what do you guys think?
3 boob chick porn.
Posted 17 years agoEver since Total Recall,most of us have thought about it. Some of us had heard of porn movies which had done it. But I think seeing it,in living color and undeniable reality,is still kind of horrifying. They went there.
http://gallys.muffia.com/itsreal/34/?id=crroco
http://gallys.muffia.com/itsreal/24/?id=crroco
Odds are it's a make up job,albeit a good one. There's the possibility she underwent surgery to get it and made herself a freak for the purpose of being a unique talent. There's even a slim chance that she really was born that way,however fake it looks. But no matter how you slice it,someone made a porno about this. Enjoy.
http://gallys.muffia.com/itsreal/34/?id=crroco
http://gallys.muffia.com/itsreal/24/?id=crroco
Odds are it's a make up job,albeit a good one. There's the possibility she underwent surgery to get it and made herself a freak for the purpose of being a unique talent. There's even a slim chance that she really was born that way,however fake it looks. But no matter how you slice it,someone made a porno about this. Enjoy.
More things what annoy me.
Posted 17 years agoMom's feeling better and she's home and everyone's pitching in to help.
But the thing what annoys me recently is how much games suck. What bugs me even more is WHY they suck.
See,the thing I've noticed lately is that games seem to be leaning more and more toward "team play". Now,don't get me wrong,a good team can make any game easier and more fun. The problem comes up when team play is forced.
Recently,I've decided to take a break from WoW when a certain problem came up. See,Blizzard made a very nice game,but the end game has a glaring flaw. There's no single player option. None. Everything in the end game requires at least one other person. And what you can do on your own is in an area where the other faction has to grind too so you either have to have back up or you get jumped by the enemy faction who've been treating me like a raid boss since level 63.
And it's not just RPGs,most FPS games are trying for a "team play" set up where in one player simply can't succeed. Take Unreal Tournament. UT1,I can take on a whole team of bots by myself. Every weapon,from the default pistol to the Redeemer,was dangerous in the right hands. As a result,one player could,and often did,excel over whole teams.
UT03/4 and UT3,the focus shifted from ease of use to making sure teams always had an edge. One way they do this is that they make the weapons weaker. It's basically impossible to take out multiple foes when you have to focus on one and hit it several times before it'll die. End result,groups of enemies always have an edge over single lone wolf types.
This isn't too bad with a good team to back you up. The problem here,then,is that good teams are rare. If you're not part of an organized group,like a clan or guild,you have to rely on pick up groups which always end with lots of cursing and blame pointing. So you could be the best player out there,but if you have a lousy team,you're screwed.
It kind of bugs me. I'm used to being able to use my skill to excel and win,whether alone or in a group,I excelled. Now,the game DEMANDS I have a group to play with. I can no longer do for myself. I must join some collective. Even though in real life,I can do for myself on any number of things without someone there to watch over me. I'm not saying teamwork isn't handy. I'm just saying when going to the bathroom becomes a 3 man job,one has no choice but to call it gay.
Not saying there's anything wrong with being gay,I'm just saying lets call it what it is and recognize it's not for everyone. I ground my way to 70. I got my gear pretty much on my own. I worked myself up so much,other people came to me for supplies. So why,then,must I suddenly rely solely on the good graces of others to accomplish goals I once completed on my own? Why must the exceptional be held back to satisfy the needs of the untalented masses?
Well,try as they might,I'm still exceptional. But it's only a matter of time before they completely destroy any chance to excel. And that's when I stop playing and they can do without my money.
But the thing what annoys me recently is how much games suck. What bugs me even more is WHY they suck.
See,the thing I've noticed lately is that games seem to be leaning more and more toward "team play". Now,don't get me wrong,a good team can make any game easier and more fun. The problem comes up when team play is forced.
Recently,I've decided to take a break from WoW when a certain problem came up. See,Blizzard made a very nice game,but the end game has a glaring flaw. There's no single player option. None. Everything in the end game requires at least one other person. And what you can do on your own is in an area where the other faction has to grind too so you either have to have back up or you get jumped by the enemy faction who've been treating me like a raid boss since level 63.
And it's not just RPGs,most FPS games are trying for a "team play" set up where in one player simply can't succeed. Take Unreal Tournament. UT1,I can take on a whole team of bots by myself. Every weapon,from the default pistol to the Redeemer,was dangerous in the right hands. As a result,one player could,and often did,excel over whole teams.
UT03/4 and UT3,the focus shifted from ease of use to making sure teams always had an edge. One way they do this is that they make the weapons weaker. It's basically impossible to take out multiple foes when you have to focus on one and hit it several times before it'll die. End result,groups of enemies always have an edge over single lone wolf types.
This isn't too bad with a good team to back you up. The problem here,then,is that good teams are rare. If you're not part of an organized group,like a clan or guild,you have to rely on pick up groups which always end with lots of cursing and blame pointing. So you could be the best player out there,but if you have a lousy team,you're screwed.
It kind of bugs me. I'm used to being able to use my skill to excel and win,whether alone or in a group,I excelled. Now,the game DEMANDS I have a group to play with. I can no longer do for myself. I must join some collective. Even though in real life,I can do for myself on any number of things without someone there to watch over me. I'm not saying teamwork isn't handy. I'm just saying when going to the bathroom becomes a 3 man job,one has no choice but to call it gay.
Not saying there's anything wrong with being gay,I'm just saying lets call it what it is and recognize it's not for everyone. I ground my way to 70. I got my gear pretty much on my own. I worked myself up so much,other people came to me for supplies. So why,then,must I suddenly rely solely on the good graces of others to accomplish goals I once completed on my own? Why must the exceptional be held back to satisfy the needs of the untalented masses?
Well,try as they might,I'm still exceptional. But it's only a matter of time before they completely destroy any chance to excel. And that's when I stop playing and they can do without my money.
Ugh.
Posted 17 years agoIt's been a rough 8 months,but I've decided to take some time to talk about some of the stuff that's happened to me for anyone who wants to bother listening.
Remember the crappy job I mentioned in my last journal? Well,it paid for a trip to San Fransisco to meet my interweb girlfriend. Ironically,we meet on the Adult Swim message board when I placed an add for an artist for this comic book idea I had. She was the only one who wanted in. From there we kind of backed into a relationship which ended up with me getting a job to go visit her.
So I got the job,made my money,and flew out to SF and we met. It was awesome! We hooked up in time for Valentine's Day and just had a lot of fun running around the city,seeing sights,and fooling around in the hotel room. :) She's an incredible girl and I love her. We've been talking about her coming to visit me since then.
I've also gone back to college on DeVry's game design course. It's had it's ups and downs. For the most part,it's pretty easy. Wish me luck on that. DO IT NOW!
Recently,my mom got an infection in the bones in her shoulder. The docs say she's pretty much all better after 4 surgeries. 3 to clean out and make sure the infection's gone and 1 to remove part of her shoulder. She can't use that joint anymore,but she's never been big on heavy lifting and she can still use the lower part of it so it's not too bad.
She also got the lapband thing. The band around your stomach deal. It's done pretty well so far. She's eating less and losing weight,anyway.
I've also been playing a lot of WoW,Unreal Tourny 3,and Team Fortress 2. I also recently got Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters for PS2. It's ok. Not really up to the likes of Going Commando and Up Your Arsenal,but a fun little game. I'd recommend waiting til it hits 20 bucks tho.
So that's what I've been up to lately. How've you all been?
Remember the crappy job I mentioned in my last journal? Well,it paid for a trip to San Fransisco to meet my interweb girlfriend. Ironically,we meet on the Adult Swim message board when I placed an add for an artist for this comic book idea I had. She was the only one who wanted in. From there we kind of backed into a relationship which ended up with me getting a job to go visit her.
So I got the job,made my money,and flew out to SF and we met. It was awesome! We hooked up in time for Valentine's Day and just had a lot of fun running around the city,seeing sights,and fooling around in the hotel room. :) She's an incredible girl and I love her. We've been talking about her coming to visit me since then.
I've also gone back to college on DeVry's game design course. It's had it's ups and downs. For the most part,it's pretty easy. Wish me luck on that. DO IT NOW!
Recently,my mom got an infection in the bones in her shoulder. The docs say she's pretty much all better after 4 surgeries. 3 to clean out and make sure the infection's gone and 1 to remove part of her shoulder. She can't use that joint anymore,but she's never been big on heavy lifting and she can still use the lower part of it so it's not too bad.
She also got the lapband thing. The band around your stomach deal. It's done pretty well so far. She's eating less and losing weight,anyway.
I've also been playing a lot of WoW,Unreal Tourny 3,and Team Fortress 2. I also recently got Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters for PS2. It's ok. Not really up to the likes of Going Commando and Up Your Arsenal,but a fun little game. I'd recommend waiting til it hits 20 bucks tho.
So that's what I've been up to lately. How've you all been?
Christmas time!
Posted 18 years agoSo,here's what I asked for,got,and gave this year.
Asked for:
-A new video card
-Death Star/Darth Vader Transformer
-A new DVD-ROM/burner
-A T-shirt with a tux print on the front
-A job
What I got:
-A whole new computer,including moniter. Ironically,the fan on the new video card gave out and I'm having to make do with my old one. >_< The one part I asked for. :p
-A new DVD-ROM/burner,that,since I got a whole new comp,became part of my brother's new comp. :p Tis the season to give,but it's funny when it gets convulted.
-Death Star/Darth Vader Transformer. (YAY!)
-A T-shirt with a suit print on the front. Close,but not quite the same thing. I'll still find a use for it tho. :p
-Jammies from my granny. :)
-A crock pot. The hell?
-A job that sucked so hard,I ended up in a physical confrontation with a guy over shopping carts. >_< Thank god it's over now.
What I gave:
-100 dollars to my sister and her hubby. They're tight on finances right now,so money was the most useful gift we could give. :p
-250 to my friend Lee. He was in an even tighter financial state. Also got him the "Happy Punisher and Ghost Rider" set.
-Drawn Together Season 2 (uncensored) and a "Happy Galacticus" figure for my brother.
-Rupture perfume and a giant novelty universal remote control for my mom. Just go ahead and TRY to lose that one. :p Yes,it's a real remote.
-A poker book for my dad who's caught up in the poker craze. :p
-Sheets and a singing Hershy's Kiss shaped candy dish for my granny.
On the whole,a lot of ups and downs,but I think it was a pretty good Christmas all things considered. But it's over,I did what I had to do,and things are looking up for me. Hopefully,they'll stay that way. :)
So what about you guys?
Asked for:
-A new video card
-Death Star/Darth Vader Transformer
-A new DVD-ROM/burner
-A T-shirt with a tux print on the front
-A job
What I got:
-A whole new computer,including moniter. Ironically,the fan on the new video card gave out and I'm having to make do with my old one. >_< The one part I asked for. :p
-A new DVD-ROM/burner,that,since I got a whole new comp,became part of my brother's new comp. :p Tis the season to give,but it's funny when it gets convulted.
-Death Star/Darth Vader Transformer. (YAY!)
-A T-shirt with a suit print on the front. Close,but not quite the same thing. I'll still find a use for it tho. :p
-Jammies from my granny. :)
-A crock pot. The hell?
-A job that sucked so hard,I ended up in a physical confrontation with a guy over shopping carts. >_< Thank god it's over now.
What I gave:
-100 dollars to my sister and her hubby. They're tight on finances right now,so money was the most useful gift we could give. :p
-250 to my friend Lee. He was in an even tighter financial state. Also got him the "Happy Punisher and Ghost Rider" set.
-Drawn Together Season 2 (uncensored) and a "Happy Galacticus" figure for my brother.
-Rupture perfume and a giant novelty universal remote control for my mom. Just go ahead and TRY to lose that one. :p Yes,it's a real remote.
-A poker book for my dad who's caught up in the poker craze. :p
-Sheets and a singing Hershy's Kiss shaped candy dish for my granny.
On the whole,a lot of ups and downs,but I think it was a pretty good Christmas all things considered. But it's over,I did what I had to do,and things are looking up for me. Hopefully,they'll stay that way. :)
So what about you guys?
I saw Space Ghost's nipple.
Posted 18 years agoSo I wanted to try out Game Tap cause they have the new Sam and Max games and all. So I go for the 99 cents for the first month deal.
Now,the thing is,they have a thing on there called Game Tap TV. Kind of like You Tube only without the tons of jackass style home videos posted by retards. It's basically reruns of old TV shows like Sam and Max's old series and the old Cartoon Cartoons from Cartoon Network.
And new episodes of Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
That's right. New ones. And the latest one just dropped and Space Ghost is showing off his nipple.
It scares me.
Now,the thing is,they have a thing on there called Game Tap TV. Kind of like You Tube only without the tons of jackass style home videos posted by retards. It's basically reruns of old TV shows like Sam and Max's old series and the old Cartoon Cartoons from Cartoon Network.
And new episodes of Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
That's right. New ones. And the latest one just dropped and Space Ghost is showing off his nipple.
It scares me.
What I've learned in life.
Posted 19 years agoI've learned people are fucking stupid. For some god only knows reason,people seem to feel this need to make life harder on themselves and those around them. Take this little exchange from earlier.
A friend of mine is plagued with a lot of doubts. She never really explains the hows or whys,but she sure loves to bring me down with how much her life sucks. She never wants to expose the depths of her feelings or get to the root of a problem,she just wants to whine about it. So her problems never get solved and she just ends up miserable. Worse,she makes me miserable too.
I said something to her today that she might not have taken well. And she hints at it. I take the bait and ask what's wrong. She's all "nothing" and "forget it". If you really don't want to talk about it,don't bring it up. Otherwise,you're just grabbing for attention. And I'm sick of having to pay that kind of attention.
I should not have to fight to hear you bitch about what a horrible person I am. And I have been generous. I've been patient,I've been kind,and I've sent her gifts. And I'm really sick of this kind of treatment. I have feelings too,you know!
And what gets me is how often I have to deal with this kind of thing from a lot of people. They're so worried about "saying the wrong thing",they don't say anything at all and that just makes me MORE pissed off than if they'd called me every name in the book.
So if you want to make the world a better place,just say what's on your mind. Stop beating around the bush and just come out and say it. I may not agree with you,I may think you're stupid,but at least I know where you stand and can offer up some kind of counter point.
If you don't want to talk about it,then learn to suffer in silence and recognize the only reason you're suffering is because you choose to. I'm sick of making people talk.
A friend of mine is plagued with a lot of doubts. She never really explains the hows or whys,but she sure loves to bring me down with how much her life sucks. She never wants to expose the depths of her feelings or get to the root of a problem,she just wants to whine about it. So her problems never get solved and she just ends up miserable. Worse,she makes me miserable too.
I said something to her today that she might not have taken well. And she hints at it. I take the bait and ask what's wrong. She's all "nothing" and "forget it". If you really don't want to talk about it,don't bring it up. Otherwise,you're just grabbing for attention. And I'm sick of having to pay that kind of attention.
I should not have to fight to hear you bitch about what a horrible person I am. And I have been generous. I've been patient,I've been kind,and I've sent her gifts. And I'm really sick of this kind of treatment. I have feelings too,you know!
And what gets me is how often I have to deal with this kind of thing from a lot of people. They're so worried about "saying the wrong thing",they don't say anything at all and that just makes me MORE pissed off than if they'd called me every name in the book.
So if you want to make the world a better place,just say what's on your mind. Stop beating around the bush and just come out and say it. I may not agree with you,I may think you're stupid,but at least I know where you stand and can offer up some kind of counter point.
If you don't want to talk about it,then learn to suffer in silence and recognize the only reason you're suffering is because you choose to. I'm sick of making people talk.
For those of you who might've missed it.
Posted 19 years agoSouth Park went to the World of Warcraft Wednesday. If you missed it,you can You Tube it here:
The South Park WoW links are dead. You'll have to search for the episode now. To make up for it,here's Princess Peach giving Bowser a tit fuck.
http://www.funny-games.biz/toontitfuck.html
Watch,enjoy,and always remember the 1st of the 1000 truths. If you're playing WoW,you're a huge fucking geek.
And then I found these recently. I hate finding out about good shit late. Well,anywho,here it is for those who haven't seen it yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfh5CmCc8zQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nP2.....ed&search=
And some more crazy shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4631Or0D06Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ry.....ed&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy.....ed&search=
The South Park WoW links are dead. You'll have to search for the episode now. To make up for it,here's Princess Peach giving Bowser a tit fuck.
http://www.funny-games.biz/toontitfuck.html
Watch,enjoy,and always remember the 1st of the 1000 truths. If you're playing WoW,you're a huge fucking geek.
And then I found these recently. I hate finding out about good shit late. Well,anywho,here it is for those who haven't seen it yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfh5CmCc8zQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nP2.....ed&search=
And some more crazy shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4631Or0D06Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ry.....ed&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy.....ed&search=
More bitchin' in the WoW camp.
Posted 19 years agoBlizzard and the public at large do it again. People sometimes wonder why I have such trouble getting along with others. I wonder how they can stand the raging idiocy that pours out of people. I also wonder why people are huge assholes for no reason.
Case in point,earlier today I'm in a Battle Ground,Warsong Gultch. Unfortunatly,I'm in with the poster children for the "Alliance sucks" mentality. I mean these guys just flat out cannot play. They have no idea what they're doing,half of our guys won't join the raid group,and noone's sticking together or doing anything as a team. I don't know where they were going,but it wasn't to the midfield,which is where the bulk of your team should be going. It's so bad,the Horde is basically sitting outside our base honor farming us. Or should I say me since I was the only one going out there.
Finally,I just say "fuck it" and walk out. I can't take on a whole team in an RPG like I can in a FPS because FPS go for realism while RPGs are all about rules and fairness. So I'm waiting for the "desserter" thing to wear off. Suddenly,this level 20 (BGs are divided into level sets of 10. 1-9,10-19,20-29,etc) who was in the BG pops up. Apparently the Horde got tired of pure pwnage and just capped and finished the BG. Now,as I'm sure you've grasped,going into BGs at level 20 means he's taking a possible 9 level disadvantage. I point this out cause I'd rather he didn't waste our time trying to handle BGs with that kind of disadvantage.
He points out he's aware of this and that he's "not a noob". On the other hand,he offers no reason he went into a BG with that kind of disadvantage like a noob would. I ask him why he's acting like a noob if he's not one. To which he brags he has a level 60 and acts like that makes him god of Warcraft. I'm laughing in his face as any idiot can grind up a level 60 if they keep at it. It does not mean he's a good or experienced player. And then this other player gets into it and now there's 2 morons going on about how it's "just a game" and all that shit,completely overlooking the point I'm trying to make is that he should be gaining some levels before going into the BGs. What I find laughable is that he's claiming he was killing in the BG when it was quite clear to me that no killing was going on as most of the Horde team was hanging around the midfield. I think he was hiding in the flagroom killing the only other 20 in the BG who was too stupid to realize most of his team was honor farming.
So I finally get sick of talking to them and just switch over to my paladin,Johnnybravoe. Me and my friend are going to go hit Redridge while I work Johnny up to 29 for maximum BG pwnage. Then the GM contacts me. Apparently my "friends" reported me for harassment. Apparently,telling them they suck at WoW was too much for their egos and they had to report me. The GM didn't seem to give a shit either way. He just wanted to fire off the warning e-mail and be done with it. What he got was a pissed off player who's sick of putting up with other people's shit. Oh,and he wanted me to respect his authority. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah,barking up the wrong tree with that one,Cartman.
So I'm now completely soured on WoW. I won't be getting the expansion. I won't be renewing my account. I won't be playing on the official servers anymore. If I get a WoW urge,I'll just hit the free servers and Blizzard can go fuck themselves. WoW is,about now,hitting the "popular" point in it's MMORPG cycle. Basically,the game is so popular,the devs don't care if they lose accounts. The game will begin to decay,people will lose interest,and it will start to decline. Alot of people are falling out of love with WoW and I don't see Blizzard doing anything to fix that. So,they won't be seeing me. Ever again. Take care and have fun,kids.
Case in point,earlier today I'm in a Battle Ground,Warsong Gultch. Unfortunatly,I'm in with the poster children for the "Alliance sucks" mentality. I mean these guys just flat out cannot play. They have no idea what they're doing,half of our guys won't join the raid group,and noone's sticking together or doing anything as a team. I don't know where they were going,but it wasn't to the midfield,which is where the bulk of your team should be going. It's so bad,the Horde is basically sitting outside our base honor farming us. Or should I say me since I was the only one going out there.
Finally,I just say "fuck it" and walk out. I can't take on a whole team in an RPG like I can in a FPS because FPS go for realism while RPGs are all about rules and fairness. So I'm waiting for the "desserter" thing to wear off. Suddenly,this level 20 (BGs are divided into level sets of 10. 1-9,10-19,20-29,etc) who was in the BG pops up. Apparently the Horde got tired of pure pwnage and just capped and finished the BG. Now,as I'm sure you've grasped,going into BGs at level 20 means he's taking a possible 9 level disadvantage. I point this out cause I'd rather he didn't waste our time trying to handle BGs with that kind of disadvantage.
He points out he's aware of this and that he's "not a noob". On the other hand,he offers no reason he went into a BG with that kind of disadvantage like a noob would. I ask him why he's acting like a noob if he's not one. To which he brags he has a level 60 and acts like that makes him god of Warcraft. I'm laughing in his face as any idiot can grind up a level 60 if they keep at it. It does not mean he's a good or experienced player. And then this other player gets into it and now there's 2 morons going on about how it's "just a game" and all that shit,completely overlooking the point I'm trying to make is that he should be gaining some levels before going into the BGs. What I find laughable is that he's claiming he was killing in the BG when it was quite clear to me that no killing was going on as most of the Horde team was hanging around the midfield. I think he was hiding in the flagroom killing the only other 20 in the BG who was too stupid to realize most of his team was honor farming.
So I finally get sick of talking to them and just switch over to my paladin,Johnnybravoe. Me and my friend are going to go hit Redridge while I work Johnny up to 29 for maximum BG pwnage. Then the GM contacts me. Apparently my "friends" reported me for harassment. Apparently,telling them they suck at WoW was too much for their egos and they had to report me. The GM didn't seem to give a shit either way. He just wanted to fire off the warning e-mail and be done with it. What he got was a pissed off player who's sick of putting up with other people's shit. Oh,and he wanted me to respect his authority. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah,barking up the wrong tree with that one,Cartman.
So I'm now completely soured on WoW. I won't be getting the expansion. I won't be renewing my account. I won't be playing on the official servers anymore. If I get a WoW urge,I'll just hit the free servers and Blizzard can go fuck themselves. WoW is,about now,hitting the "popular" point in it's MMORPG cycle. Basically,the game is so popular,the devs don't care if they lose accounts. The game will begin to decay,people will lose interest,and it will start to decline. Alot of people are falling out of love with WoW and I don't see Blizzard doing anything to fix that. So,they won't be seeing me. Ever again. Take care and have fun,kids.
What I learned from Chuck Norris Karate Kommandoes.
Posted 19 years agoChuck Norris can communicate with fish. Or at least ocean going mammals.
Chuck Norris solves problems with violence.
Chuck Norris can rearrange every bone in your body.
Chuck Norris can fly a WW1 bi-plane as fast as a modern prop plane.
Chuck Norris' greatest weakness is that everyone else isn't Chuck Norris. This keeps him pretty busy having to save them all the time.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear gay clothes,he puts on gay clothes and makes them straight.
Chuck Norris will be around to teach your grandchildren.
Too Much is glad anything is on his side,as well he should be!
Zombies,like ninjas,have a weakness to Chuck Norris.
Even zombies get toothaches. Especially from Chuck Norris.
Gravity holds no power over Chuck Norris.
Super Ninja is neither super nor a ninja.
Super Ninja claps his hands when he's excited.
Super Ninja likes saying "Norris" in his Cobra Commander voice.
The Claw apparently gets his ninja soldiers from a discount ninja employer.
The Claw's hobbies include: crushing fish (because they work for Chuck Norris),spanking Super Ninja,and building escape pods for everything.
Fat guys should not wear diapers. If you're a fat guy and have to wear a diaper,put on some pants,fatty!
Fat guys in diapers have no business telling anyone to "keep their pants on". Practice what you preach,fatty!
Samuris have their swords with them at all times,even formal dress events.
CAT scanners can read minds.
Catapults and parachutes make an effective troop delivery system. In a pinch,a car trunk hood will also work.
Crocodiles,in addition to being amphibious repitles,are also natural paratroopers,making them a triple threat.
On the whole,a funny ass show. Watch and enjoy the cheese. :)
Chuck Norris solves problems with violence.
Chuck Norris can rearrange every bone in your body.
Chuck Norris can fly a WW1 bi-plane as fast as a modern prop plane.
Chuck Norris' greatest weakness is that everyone else isn't Chuck Norris. This keeps him pretty busy having to save them all the time.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear gay clothes,he puts on gay clothes and makes them straight.
Chuck Norris will be around to teach your grandchildren.
Too Much is glad anything is on his side,as well he should be!
Zombies,like ninjas,have a weakness to Chuck Norris.
Even zombies get toothaches. Especially from Chuck Norris.
Gravity holds no power over Chuck Norris.
Super Ninja is neither super nor a ninja.
Super Ninja claps his hands when he's excited.
Super Ninja likes saying "Norris" in his Cobra Commander voice.
The Claw apparently gets his ninja soldiers from a discount ninja employer.
The Claw's hobbies include: crushing fish (because they work for Chuck Norris),spanking Super Ninja,and building escape pods for everything.
Fat guys should not wear diapers. If you're a fat guy and have to wear a diaper,put on some pants,fatty!
Fat guys in diapers have no business telling anyone to "keep their pants on". Practice what you preach,fatty!
Samuris have their swords with them at all times,even formal dress events.
CAT scanners can read minds.
Catapults and parachutes make an effective troop delivery system. In a pinch,a car trunk hood will also work.
Crocodiles,in addition to being amphibious repitles,are also natural paratroopers,making them a triple threat.
On the whole,a funny ass show. Watch and enjoy the cheese. :)
Things that piss me off.
Posted 19 years agoPeople who expect the world to take care of their kids.
I'm on WoW a couple days ago. I'm running my priest,who's with another priest and a paladin. We're running through the Wetlands to do a couple of quick questy things and head back to Loch Modan.
A raptor attacks as we near the span and,as the highest level character,I step up. As I'm fighting,a high level orc ganks me from behind with a one hit kill. So from my view,one mintue I'm fight,the next I'm face down. So I'm all "What the hell?"
We finish the quest stuff and are heading for the Harbor when the paladin starts in. Apparently,he's being played by a 9 year old and he told his mom I said a bad word. So she's all "watch your language". So,as we get to the harbor,I decide how I'm gonna handle this. I kick the little shit out of the party. I figure if he's gonna tell on us,he can play by himself.
His mom can't let it go and gives me shit about how mature I am for kicking her kid out of the party. I inform her I pay to play the game,not babysit and she should keep the profanity filter on. I later look it up and see WoW is rated Teen,which means technically her kid shouldn't even be playing. Not to mention there's already MMORPGs for kids,like Toon Town.
You don't bring the kid in a strip club and demand the girls put on clothes,I don't sodomize Minnie in front of your kid at Disneyland. That's how it works.
I bring this up on Runetotem to my guild. Just a funny story to share. And the guild leader decides this isn't appropriate behavior for her guild and says it's again' the rules to kick people out of your party for telling you to watch your language. I make a stink about it cause I don't want to be grouped with people who piss me off. I get booted from the guild.
"Artists" who don't know what art is and only care about paychecks.
So today,I make up a goofy little comic script and stuff about how sex with robots would work. The stupid bitch who runs the boards just goes on and on about how sex with robots is creepy and that thinking something is sexy isn't the same as wanting to have sex with it. I don't get that. How can you say something is sexy if you don't find it erotic and thus,want to have sex with it?
I can tell you if I think a guy looks good. The criteria I use is that I'd want to look like that. If I'd like to look like you,I'd consider you good looking. I have never told a man he's sexy cause frankly,I don't want to have sex with men. Which is the criteria for what I consider sexy.
If i say something is "hot",I mean it's sexy and thus is something I'd like to have sex with or watch having sex. Frankly,I don't see how you can say something is sexy without acknowleging the "sex" in sexy.
This person strikes me as being very conflicted over their sexual desires and really needs to get in touch with and accept them. I mean,the subject was a robot who was obviously modeled after a female human,or at least humaniod,danced like a pop diva/slut,and tries to seduce another robot with what can only be assumed is the robot equivalant of sex. Whoever came up with the character obviously had a thing for robots,so she'd hardly be the first to think robots are sexy. In fact,there's a whole fan base around them.
I guess some people just like to fool themselves into believing they're not one of "those people" with a "sick fetish". But what really ganks my groin is she sits there going on and on about how she'd need to be paid to even consider doing the comic. I never implied I even wanted her to do the comic. The script was there to illustrate a point and I can't draw. Taking an idea and breaking it down into dollars and cents is as anti-art as it gets. I'm sorry but that's just how it is.
When an artist creates something,they don't want to hear "This piece looks to be worth X amount of money." They want to hear,"This is a piece that really speaks to me,I really get what you're trying to say here." It's why alot of you are here. If you wanted to just sell your art,you'd only put it up on Naughty Bids or link all your pics to a pay site. That you put it up here means you want to hear what people have to say about it and that you want people to enjoy your work.
What everyone wants is to be appreciated and have their efforts recognized. You take that away,you should very much expect people to dislike you. It also doesn't help to surround yourself with snarky assholes who work to piss off others at you before you even get there. I have zero tolerence for bullshit and frankly,I'm not being paid to deal with your problems.
Well,I feel better. :)
I'm on WoW a couple days ago. I'm running my priest,who's with another priest and a paladin. We're running through the Wetlands to do a couple of quick questy things and head back to Loch Modan.
A raptor attacks as we near the span and,as the highest level character,I step up. As I'm fighting,a high level orc ganks me from behind with a one hit kill. So from my view,one mintue I'm fight,the next I'm face down. So I'm all "What the hell?"
We finish the quest stuff and are heading for the Harbor when the paladin starts in. Apparently,he's being played by a 9 year old and he told his mom I said a bad word. So she's all "watch your language". So,as we get to the harbor,I decide how I'm gonna handle this. I kick the little shit out of the party. I figure if he's gonna tell on us,he can play by himself.
His mom can't let it go and gives me shit about how mature I am for kicking her kid out of the party. I inform her I pay to play the game,not babysit and she should keep the profanity filter on. I later look it up and see WoW is rated Teen,which means technically her kid shouldn't even be playing. Not to mention there's already MMORPGs for kids,like Toon Town.
You don't bring the kid in a strip club and demand the girls put on clothes,I don't sodomize Minnie in front of your kid at Disneyland. That's how it works.
I bring this up on Runetotem to my guild. Just a funny story to share. And the guild leader decides this isn't appropriate behavior for her guild and says it's again' the rules to kick people out of your party for telling you to watch your language. I make a stink about it cause I don't want to be grouped with people who piss me off. I get booted from the guild.
"Artists" who don't know what art is and only care about paychecks.
So today,I make up a goofy little comic script and stuff about how sex with robots would work. The stupid bitch who runs the boards just goes on and on about how sex with robots is creepy and that thinking something is sexy isn't the same as wanting to have sex with it. I don't get that. How can you say something is sexy if you don't find it erotic and thus,want to have sex with it?
I can tell you if I think a guy looks good. The criteria I use is that I'd want to look like that. If I'd like to look like you,I'd consider you good looking. I have never told a man he's sexy cause frankly,I don't want to have sex with men. Which is the criteria for what I consider sexy.
If i say something is "hot",I mean it's sexy and thus is something I'd like to have sex with or watch having sex. Frankly,I don't see how you can say something is sexy without acknowleging the "sex" in sexy.
This person strikes me as being very conflicted over their sexual desires and really needs to get in touch with and accept them. I mean,the subject was a robot who was obviously modeled after a female human,or at least humaniod,danced like a pop diva/slut,and tries to seduce another robot with what can only be assumed is the robot equivalant of sex. Whoever came up with the character obviously had a thing for robots,so she'd hardly be the first to think robots are sexy. In fact,there's a whole fan base around them.
I guess some people just like to fool themselves into believing they're not one of "those people" with a "sick fetish". But what really ganks my groin is she sits there going on and on about how she'd need to be paid to even consider doing the comic. I never implied I even wanted her to do the comic. The script was there to illustrate a point and I can't draw. Taking an idea and breaking it down into dollars and cents is as anti-art as it gets. I'm sorry but that's just how it is.
When an artist creates something,they don't want to hear "This piece looks to be worth X amount of money." They want to hear,"This is a piece that really speaks to me,I really get what you're trying to say here." It's why alot of you are here. If you wanted to just sell your art,you'd only put it up on Naughty Bids or link all your pics to a pay site. That you put it up here means you want to hear what people have to say about it and that you want people to enjoy your work.
What everyone wants is to be appreciated and have their efforts recognized. You take that away,you should very much expect people to dislike you. It also doesn't help to surround yourself with snarky assholes who work to piss off others at you before you even get there. I have zero tolerence for bullshit and frankly,I'm not being paid to deal with your problems.
Well,I feel better. :)
Gettin' geeky with it.
Posted 20 years agoSo,I got Star Wars Battlefront 2 for Christmas. It truely is the "ultimate Star Wars game",even if it is little more than a mod for Battle*field* 2. I've been enjoying the hell out of it and you should to,if you can get your hands on it. And you're big geek like me who digs the Wars.
So I'm poking around and I see there's all kinds of Star Wars type stuff going on in addition to the Battlefront stuff. Most interesting to me is the Star Wars Transformers.
Yup. Transformers.
They got a Darth Vader/TIE fighter,Grievous/big wheel thing,Obi-Wan/Jedi star fighter,and a Luke/X-Wing dealie. I think it's a given I'm getting the Vader one. If they're big enough to carry a figure,I might get the Grievous one too. I hope they do a Y-Wing one. Y-Wing's my favorite Star Wars ship and pretty much my all time fav if you exclude capitol ships.
So,while we're on the subject of geekness,here's a quick run down of my geek file.
Net handle: Merlynn
Explaination: My middle name's Lynn and I'm a "wizard" at games. Yeah,like your name's any better. :p
What's your game: Video games.
Favorite type of game: FPS,though I do like RPGs and strategy games.
Favorite class: Ninja.
Weapon of choice: Trusty ninja blade.
Vehicle of choice: Star Wars Y-Wing.
Back up weapon: Minigun.
Back up vehicle: G-6155 Interceptor*.
Least favorite weapon: Rocket launcher.
Least favorite vehicle: Anything I have to race in that doesn't have on-board weapons and isn't fun to drive.
Jedi or Sith: Sith,but only if I absolutly have to choose.
Kirk or Picard: Kirk.
Trek or Wars: Wars.
Phaser or Light Saber: Light Saber.
Futuristic sci-fi or historic fantasy: Futuristic sci-fi.
Magic or tech: Tech.
Favorite superpower: Something like Mr. Fantastic or Plastic Man where I can change my shape at will.
Second favorite: Amazing spider powers. With heat vision.
Favorite same gender character: Johnny Bravo.
Favorite opposite gender character: Velma Dinkly.
Favorite food: TGIF hot wings. I love the sauce on them.
Favorite drink: Mountain Dew Code Red.
Current favorite game: GTA:SA/Battlefront 2.
And that's all I can think of.
*It's the car from Spyhunter 1 for the PS2. Not Spyhunter 2. Spyhunter 2 sucked balls. In the bad way. Spyhunter 1,James Bond. Spyhunter 2,Totally Spies.
So I'm poking around and I see there's all kinds of Star Wars type stuff going on in addition to the Battlefront stuff. Most interesting to me is the Star Wars Transformers.
Yup. Transformers.
They got a Darth Vader/TIE fighter,Grievous/big wheel thing,Obi-Wan/Jedi star fighter,and a Luke/X-Wing dealie. I think it's a given I'm getting the Vader one. If they're big enough to carry a figure,I might get the Grievous one too. I hope they do a Y-Wing one. Y-Wing's my favorite Star Wars ship and pretty much my all time fav if you exclude capitol ships.
So,while we're on the subject of geekness,here's a quick run down of my geek file.
Net handle: Merlynn
Explaination: My middle name's Lynn and I'm a "wizard" at games. Yeah,like your name's any better. :p
What's your game: Video games.
Favorite type of game: FPS,though I do like RPGs and strategy games.
Favorite class: Ninja.
Weapon of choice: Trusty ninja blade.
Vehicle of choice: Star Wars Y-Wing.
Back up weapon: Minigun.
Back up vehicle: G-6155 Interceptor*.
Least favorite weapon: Rocket launcher.
Least favorite vehicle: Anything I have to race in that doesn't have on-board weapons and isn't fun to drive.
Jedi or Sith: Sith,but only if I absolutly have to choose.
Kirk or Picard: Kirk.
Trek or Wars: Wars.
Phaser or Light Saber: Light Saber.
Futuristic sci-fi or historic fantasy: Futuristic sci-fi.
Magic or tech: Tech.
Favorite superpower: Something like Mr. Fantastic or Plastic Man where I can change my shape at will.
Second favorite: Amazing spider powers. With heat vision.
Favorite same gender character: Johnny Bravo.
Favorite opposite gender character: Velma Dinkly.
Favorite food: TGIF hot wings. I love the sauce on them.
Favorite drink: Mountain Dew Code Red.
Current favorite game: GTA:SA/Battlefront 2.
And that's all I can think of.
*It's the car from Spyhunter 1 for the PS2. Not Spyhunter 2. Spyhunter 2 sucked balls. In the bad way. Spyhunter 1,James Bond. Spyhunter 2,Totally Spies.
