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SWAMPY DANK TEXAS FURRY FIESTA MEME
Posted 9 years agoHow do I FA again?...Oh here is this thing
Q: Where are you staying?
A: Main Hotel. With crazy people.
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: Thursday and leaving Sunday, because that's what Jesus wants
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: Some Samurai Rabbit thing, His ears smells like California rolls.
Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: EVERYWHERE AT ONCE
Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: I will sustain myself on the energy of the universe...yep Universe Juice....it's got ELECTROLYTES
Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: NOOOOOPE
Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: Seeing as I gave up being sober for Lint. Yes.
PERSONAL STUFF:
Q: What is your gender?
A: Pudding cup with a penis
Q: How tall are you?
A: 6...something
Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: Depends on your pH
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: You must ignite a set of fireworks to spell out my name in a dazzling light show, but since you can't do that indoors, just say "Hey Yo bitch!"
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: A fox buttload.
Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: Nope, he fulfilled his blood oath
PERMISSIONS:
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: Oh this is one of those furry things isn't it? The snuggling? Hugs are fine (WASH YOUR ASS) Don't know why you would snuggle with me though. Clearly I'm not
Q: How can I find you?
A: If you see a black and green creature phasing between 2 dimensions hovering around the con space so much so that it appears as if it can levitate and open an void that would devour the entirety of the city. STOP SMOKING THAT ISH. Drugs are bad....mmkay
Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: What the Suck is a fketchbook?
Q: May I buy you drinks?
A: May I call you my bestie?
Q: May I take your picture?
A: Go ahead, but there are better things to take pictures of. I'm not a animal thing......yet
MISCELLANEOUS:
Q: Do you do do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: I ain't got them artin abilities down yet
Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: I'll be selling dank meme fortune cookies. They come in an assortment of colors "Puke" green or "Non denominational lets eat hummus while we await the one true God" maroon.
Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: I volunteer to have fun at the con by not volunteering. That counts right?.......right? C'mon it has the word "volunteer in it!
Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: The future is in the past ONWARD AOSHIMA
Q: Where are you staying?
A: Main Hotel. With crazy people.
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: Thursday and leaving Sunday, because that's what Jesus wants
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: Some Samurai Rabbit thing, His ears smells like California rolls.
Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: EVERYWHERE AT ONCE
Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: I will sustain myself on the energy of the universe...yep Universe Juice....it's got ELECTROLYTES
Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: NOOOOOPE
Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: Seeing as I gave up being sober for Lint. Yes.
PERSONAL STUFF:
Q: What is your gender?
A: Pudding cup with a penis
Q: How tall are you?
A: 6...something
Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: Depends on your pH
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: You must ignite a set of fireworks to spell out my name in a dazzling light show, but since you can't do that indoors, just say "Hey Yo bitch!"
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: A fox buttload.
Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: Nope, he fulfilled his blood oath
PERMISSIONS:
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: Oh this is one of those furry things isn't it? The snuggling? Hugs are fine (WASH YOUR ASS) Don't know why you would snuggle with me though. Clearly I'm not
Q: How can I find you?
A: If you see a black and green creature phasing between 2 dimensions hovering around the con space so much so that it appears as if it can levitate and open an void that would devour the entirety of the city. STOP SMOKING THAT ISH. Drugs are bad....mmkay
Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: What the Suck is a fketchbook?
Q: May I buy you drinks?
A: May I call you my bestie?
Q: May I take your picture?
A: Go ahead, but there are better things to take pictures of. I'm not a animal thing......yet
MISCELLANEOUS:
Q: Do you do do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: I ain't got them artin abilities down yet
Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: I'll be selling dank meme fortune cookies. They come in an assortment of colors "Puke" green or "Non denominational lets eat hummus while we await the one true God" maroon.
Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: I volunteer to have fun at the con by not volunteering. That counts right?.......right? C'mon it has the word "volunteer in it!
Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: The future is in the past ONWARD AOSHIMA
Midwest FurFest 2015 Con Report: I Can't feel Face Revenge
Posted 10 years agoFirst off I didn't make a MFF meme mostly because the offer to actually go to MFF was last minute and I am very very very lazy (Also I don't seem to use FA for much anymore) but I digress. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. This was my first MWFF, my first time in Chicago, the first time I got to see people that I thought I'd NEVER see before. NEVER! EVERYTHING WAS FREAKING INCREDIBLE. The hotel and it's staff very friendly. So many things going on at once I couldn't comprehend alot of what was going on. I even got to see a fursuit/non suit floor wars AND A FUCKING DANCE CYPHER session. I was just amazed by all the talent and good vibes and friendliness this fandom has, and I made a couple of new friends and got to talk to a few others that just made me feel some type of way. The only real issue I had was that the shuttle for the aloft to the Hyatt hotel shuts off service at Midnight so if you were like me and hit up the dance til it's over at about 1am-ish, you had to walk back to the aloft IN THE FUCKING COLD. Otherwise, no other real complaints. The con is so huge you would see your friends for like a splint second before you have to run off and see other friends. I'm sorry for those who I couldn't see and for those who were throwing room parties that I couldn't go to (SHASTA DUDE I'M REALLY SORRY ;-:). Anywho, I can see why people don't want to miss out on this con. I hope I can come back next year because this was one of the most awesome experiences I have ever had.
SHOUT OUTS:
Oklahoma FURS:
OX: thank you for driving me to the hotel, and keeping me up with Kpop lol.
MISORA, KOBALT, ZAF: always a fun time with you guys.
HUSKY RYE: finally glad I got a hug from your stompy stelf in suit.
CLOUD AND HOBBLES: You two are freaking adorable and it was fun to see you again.
SEKA: Thank you for the ride back, and almost scarring me half to death to keep me awake lol
NOCTIS: It was good to see you even though you seemed like you had your own agenda during the convention
BWEE: Running into you at Rawkzorz party was the best thing ever, Why are you so nice OMFG <3333333333
EVERYONE ELSE:
SILVER: Great seeing you again dude, always nice to be at the same con together.
ROUKA: DUUUUUUUUUUDE you surpised the shit outta me seeing you again WE WILL RAVE THE FUCK OUT OF NEXT YEAR!
IPEQUAY AND PACER: I Love chilling with you guys, I'm sorry I'm all over the place but I love to come to you guys when i'm stressed out. Thanks for throwing one awesome room party.
SHASTA: I'm glad I ran into you, and i'm so upset I missed your party, TFF tho my body will be ready.
SIERAN FOX AND ROOFUR: It was nice meeting you guys, thank you for the room space among other things. Hope to run into y'all at another furcon someday.
FUFU: IT WAS AMAZING TO SEE YOU AGAIN! You're an amazing dancer, and one hell of a inspiration that one I just want to get good enough to jam with you.
FLIPSTA LOMBAX: Didn't quite get to talk to you a whole lot but i will say, dude your critique is always welcomed, seeing you do your thing live was fucking amazing.
REYREY FOX: It was amazing getting to finally meet you after watching so much of your vids. Thank your words and I will definitely hit you up with questions regarding dance in the future
Everyone else I talked to, thanks for talking to me back you don't know how much it meant to converse with you. It actually made me feel better throughout the entire con. Thank you. See you all next year! <3
(Side note Sleep and Water are your friends because otherwise you'll go full zombie mode and become so weak you can barely talk to people and just spent portions of the con on your phone sulking from fatigue.....)
SHOUT OUTS:
Oklahoma FURS:
OX: thank you for driving me to the hotel, and keeping me up with Kpop lol.
MISORA, KOBALT, ZAF: always a fun time with you guys.
HUSKY RYE: finally glad I got a hug from your stompy stelf in suit.
CLOUD AND HOBBLES: You two are freaking adorable and it was fun to see you again.
SEKA: Thank you for the ride back, and almost scarring me half to death to keep me awake lol
NOCTIS: It was good to see you even though you seemed like you had your own agenda during the convention
BWEE: Running into you at Rawkzorz party was the best thing ever, Why are you so nice OMFG <3333333333
EVERYONE ELSE:
SILVER: Great seeing you again dude, always nice to be at the same con together.
ROUKA: DUUUUUUUUUUDE you surpised the shit outta me seeing you again WE WILL RAVE THE FUCK OUT OF NEXT YEAR!
IPEQUAY AND PACER: I Love chilling with you guys, I'm sorry I'm all over the place but I love to come to you guys when i'm stressed out. Thanks for throwing one awesome room party.
SHASTA: I'm glad I ran into you, and i'm so upset I missed your party, TFF tho my body will be ready.
SIERAN FOX AND ROOFUR: It was nice meeting you guys, thank you for the room space among other things. Hope to run into y'all at another furcon someday.
FUFU: IT WAS AMAZING TO SEE YOU AGAIN! You're an amazing dancer, and one hell of a inspiration that one I just want to get good enough to jam with you.
FLIPSTA LOMBAX: Didn't quite get to talk to you a whole lot but i will say, dude your critique is always welcomed, seeing you do your thing live was fucking amazing.
REYREY FOX: It was amazing getting to finally meet you after watching so much of your vids. Thank your words and I will definitely hit you up with questions regarding dance in the future
Everyone else I talked to, thanks for talking to me back you don't know how much it meant to converse with you. It actually made me feel better throughout the entire con. Thank you. See you all next year! <3
(Side note Sleep and Water are your friends because otherwise you'll go full zombie mode and become so weak you can barely talk to people and just spent portions of the con on your phone sulking from fatigue.....)
Texas Furry Fiesta 2015 Con Report: The Revenge of FHRITP
Posted 10 years agoJust wanted to make another con report as is tradition. TFF has become one of my favorite cons simply because it gets even more awesome each year I come back. Before I make this report however, I just want to say how great this con is simply because it was a breath of fresh air compared to Oklacon last year for me. I did not make a Recap journal for that simply because I was really sick the whole con and while I did manage to have fun being sick kinda ruined the whole thing for me so I just didn't want to Recap the whole thing, but I will say thank you so much to my friends who did their damnedest to cheer me up that con. You guys are and forever will be the best <3
This will be sorta short since TFF was a week ago and I'm just now recovering from Con Crud so memories are a bit fuzzy but here are the highlights
1. BEING REUINTED WITH IN-N-OUT ANIMAL STYLE EVERYTHING
2. The return of my T-town friends, getting to eat and share good times with them as such
3. Hanging out with Ipequey and Beer tasting parties.
4. Seeing someone dressed as the fourth doctor handing out Jelly babies. NERDGASM
5. THE DEBUT OF
new self 
saberjack such a beautiful fursuit ;-;
6. The return of Drunk Xana 2: Electric Booglaoo.
7. FOOOOD TRUCKS. OMG YES THEY NEED TO BRING THOSE BACK THAT WAS HEAVENLY
8. Oklacon Party that had a neat twist to dessert toppings
9. Getting to try absinthe for the first time. With Sugar Cubes!
10. Exploiting the fuck out of the free breakfast and happy hour lunch that came with our room. Saved a shit ton of money doing that!
Special shout out to:
drazil who let me stay in his room for the first night and to my roomies 
rumstag 
zafuyu and 
doosker_roo THANK YOU GUYS! <3
There are other shout outs I'd like to give, but I'm feeling kinda lazy with the icon mentioning so:
Thank you to: Zeeka, Mont, Tarpaw, Torn, Goast, Pinyon, Ricarta, Kit blu, Hobbles, Saber, Askari, Keeper, Misora, Kobalt, Cyan, Tannyn, Rygar, Ipequay, Pacer, Jusco, Rouka, Snow, Twitch, Draconis, Husky rye, Vermy, AND
EVERYONE ELSE WHO I CAN'T REMEMBER YOU ARE ARE ALL THE GREATEST AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT YEAR!
This will be sorta short since TFF was a week ago and I'm just now recovering from Con Crud so memories are a bit fuzzy but here are the highlights
1. BEING REUINTED WITH IN-N-OUT ANIMAL STYLE EVERYTHING
2. The return of my T-town friends, getting to eat and share good times with them as such
3. Hanging out with Ipequey and Beer tasting parties.
4. Seeing someone dressed as the fourth doctor handing out Jelly babies. NERDGASM
5. THE DEBUT OF
new self 
saberjack such a beautiful fursuit ;-;6. The return of Drunk Xana 2: Electric Booglaoo.
7. FOOOOD TRUCKS. OMG YES THEY NEED TO BRING THOSE BACK THAT WAS HEAVENLY
8. Oklacon Party that had a neat twist to dessert toppings
9. Getting to try absinthe for the first time. With Sugar Cubes!
10. Exploiting the fuck out of the free breakfast and happy hour lunch that came with our room. Saved a shit ton of money doing that!
Special shout out to:
drazil who let me stay in his room for the first night and to my roomies 
rumstag 
zafuyu and 
doosker_roo THANK YOU GUYS! <3There are other shout outs I'd like to give, but I'm feeling kinda lazy with the icon mentioning so:
Thank you to: Zeeka, Mont, Tarpaw, Torn, Goast, Pinyon, Ricarta, Kit blu, Hobbles, Saber, Askari, Keeper, Misora, Kobalt, Cyan, Tannyn, Rygar, Ipequay, Pacer, Jusco, Rouka, Snow, Twitch, Draconis, Husky rye, Vermy, AND
EVERYONE ELSE WHO I CAN'T REMEMBER YOU ARE ARE ALL THE GREATEST AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT YEAR!
EPIC MICKEY TEXAS FURRY FIESTA 2015 MEME
Posted 10 years agoWhere are you staying?
The Con Hotel...hopefully
How are you traveling?
Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can lock all my doors, it's the only way to live, IN CARS
What day are you getting there?
Arriving Thursday evening!
Who will you be rooming with?
TBA....... T~T
How is the best way to find you?
Click your heels 3 times and say "There's no place like Compton" and I will appear
Are you taken?
Nope! I keep Liam Neeson around me at all times to prevent that from happening...
Are there any panels you might be attending?
The get out of jail free panel looks tempting....
What do you look like?
Levar Burton
Will you be suiting?
What is this a business meeting? GET OUTTA HERE!
Do you do free art?
Is the Space Pope Reptilian?
Do you do trades?
I'll trade fortune cookie fortunes with you, the one's I get suck ass
Do you do badges?
Only if you defeat my pokemon in battle!
Will you have a DD/AA table?
Only if people are looking for big boobs and batteries
What is your gender?
Too Beaucoup
How tall are you?
6'0" No basketball
Can I talk to you?
Can you conjugate?
Can I touch you?
Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?
Can I visit your room?
CAN YOU DIG IT? SUCKAS!!!!!!
Can I buy you drinks?
Mwhahahahahahahahahaha......sure
Can I give you stuff?
Can you prevent forest fires?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
HOLY GOAT NIPPLES BATMAN! These furries mean business!
Are you nice?
Ask my friends
Will you be going to parties?
All the damn parties dude
Will you be performing?
ALL THE DAMN PARTIES!!!!!!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Fart the national anthem
What/where will you be eating?
Hipsters at Starbucks
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Only if you are prepared to die in glorious battle!
Can I look in your sketchbook?
You're a stranger, stay away from my Danger
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Draw my sketchbook like one of your french sketchbooks.....
Can I take your picture?
I'm usually photogenic but i'll be too turnt to care
The Con Hotel...hopefully
How are you traveling?
Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can lock all my doors, it's the only way to live, IN CARS
What day are you getting there?
Arriving Thursday evening!
Who will you be rooming with?
TBA....... T~T
How is the best way to find you?
Click your heels 3 times and say "There's no place like Compton" and I will appear
Are you taken?
Nope! I keep Liam Neeson around me at all times to prevent that from happening...
Are there any panels you might be attending?
The get out of jail free panel looks tempting....
What do you look like?
Levar Burton
Will you be suiting?
What is this a business meeting? GET OUTTA HERE!
Do you do free art?
Is the Space Pope Reptilian?
Do you do trades?
I'll trade fortune cookie fortunes with you, the one's I get suck ass
Do you do badges?
Only if you defeat my pokemon in battle!
Will you have a DD/AA table?
Only if people are looking for big boobs and batteries
What is your gender?
Too Beaucoup
How tall are you?
6'0" No basketball
Can I talk to you?
Can you conjugate?
Can I touch you?
Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?
Can I visit your room?
CAN YOU DIG IT? SUCKAS!!!!!!
Can I buy you drinks?
Mwhahahahahahahahahaha......sure
Can I give you stuff?
Can you prevent forest fires?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
HOLY GOAT NIPPLES BATMAN! These furries mean business!
Are you nice?
Ask my friends
Will you be going to parties?
All the damn parties dude
Will you be performing?
ALL THE DAMN PARTIES!!!!!!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Fart the national anthem
What/where will you be eating?
Hipsters at Starbucks
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Only if you are prepared to die in glorious battle!
Can I look in your sketchbook?
You're a stranger, stay away from my Danger
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Draw my sketchbook like one of your french sketchbooks.....
Can I take your picture?
I'm usually photogenic but i'll be too turnt to care
Happy Birthday TO THE GROUND!
Posted 11 years agoSome poser hands me cake at a birthday party. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS? EAT IT?
By the way today is my birthday and I'm going to be as Crazy as I want to be!
I'M AN ADULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT!!!!!!
*Terminate Message*
By the way today is my birthday and I'm going to be as Crazy as I want to be!
I'M AN ADULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT!!!!!!
*Terminate Message*
TMI ToosDay
Posted 11 years agoI'm opening this up, Though I doubt I'll get any questions lol BUT ASK ME THINGS Or I SHALL RAIN STALE HOTDOGS DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS!
Clint Eastwood Aka Oklacon 2014 Meme
Posted 11 years agoTaken from 
misora
Furname?
Xana The Mant aka Xana
Fursona:
A wolf of many colors, traits, and eating habits
Where are you coming from?
I'm the main Mac Daddy of Oklahoma City
Where are you staying?
Probably at an A-frame freezing to death. Come put flowers on my frozen corpse! Nice Ones! I ain't no cheap cadaver >:c
Who will you be with?
Me and my shadow
What will you be doing?
Hanging out with mah fwands, going to eat around Watonga, drinking, lots of drinking, Dancing, some with drinking involved
Do you do free art?
Oh I do free art all the time, but only for exclusive members. To meet the criteria. 1: you have to be me. 2: You can't be you and 3 See both 1 and 2
Do you do trades?
Yeah, I'll trade you 2 pudding cups for a turkey sandwich
Do you do commissions?
If you give me a dollar I will paint a majestic and awe inspiring masterpiece of that dollar, just for you.....but I still keep the dollar.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Get with the times mannnnn everything is on Ipods now!
Do you do badges?
I don't need no stinkin' Badges!!!!
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
No I will not have any art in the art show, definitely not in the general art show either, but If they want me to pose naked in the adult section, I might consider.....*wink wink nudge nudge*
What is your gender?
Paenus
What is your age?
21
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I am currently single, so....meh
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
SUUUUUURE YOU CANNNNNNNN
Can I touch you?
Oh so that's what you want eh? Will fine, touch me, bludgeon my face in, pull me apart like soft bread, Punch me In the tits...destroy me...
Can I touch your friends?
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but I"m pretty sure you don't want to pick my friend's noses
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
Dave's not here man
Can I talk to you?
Yes, however I do tend to spray a corrosive acid in the face of my enemies when I"m frightened, SO DON'T SCARE ME!
Are you interested in hiking?
Of course I'm interested in hiking, aren't you? Is that why you're asking me? Too scared!?!
Do you plan on fursuiting?
NOPE, don't have a fursuit so I'm gonna do what every desperate mother fucker would do if they want stuff for no work ethic. GO FUND ME ON KICKSTARTER! BE THE FIRST ON YOUR STREET TO GIVE ME MONEY FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON! SAVE THE WHALES!
Is this your first Oklacon?
HELLL NAWWWW, GET THAT FUFU LAME SHIT OUTTA HERE. 3 YEARS REPRESENT!
misora Furname?
Xana The Mant aka Xana
Fursona:
A wolf of many colors, traits, and eating habits
Where are you coming from?
I'm the main Mac Daddy of Oklahoma City
Where are you staying?
Probably at an A-frame freezing to death. Come put flowers on my frozen corpse! Nice Ones! I ain't no cheap cadaver >:c
Who will you be with?
Me and my shadow
What will you be doing?
Hanging out with mah fwands, going to eat around Watonga, drinking, lots of drinking, Dancing, some with drinking involved
Do you do free art?
Oh I do free art all the time, but only for exclusive members. To meet the criteria. 1: you have to be me. 2: You can't be you and 3 See both 1 and 2
Do you do trades?
Yeah, I'll trade you 2 pudding cups for a turkey sandwich
Do you do commissions?
If you give me a dollar I will paint a majestic and awe inspiring masterpiece of that dollar, just for you.....but I still keep the dollar.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Get with the times mannnnn everything is on Ipods now!
Do you do badges?
I don't need no stinkin' Badges!!!!
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
No I will not have any art in the art show, definitely not in the general art show either, but If they want me to pose naked in the adult section, I might consider.....*wink wink nudge nudge*
What is your gender?
Paenus
What is your age?
21
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I am currently single, so....meh
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
SUUUUUURE YOU CANNNNNNNN
Can I touch you?
Oh so that's what you want eh? Will fine, touch me, bludgeon my face in, pull me apart like soft bread, Punch me In the tits...destroy me...
Can I touch your friends?
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but I"m pretty sure you don't want to pick my friend's noses
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
Dave's not here man
Can I talk to you?
Yes, however I do tend to spray a corrosive acid in the face of my enemies when I"m frightened, SO DON'T SCARE ME!
Are you interested in hiking?
Of course I'm interested in hiking, aren't you? Is that why you're asking me? Too scared!?!
Do you plan on fursuiting?
NOPE, don't have a fursuit so I'm gonna do what every desperate mother fucker would do if they want stuff for no work ethic. GO FUND ME ON KICKSTARTER! BE THE FIRST ON YOUR STREET TO GIVE ME MONEY FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON! SAVE THE WHALES!
Is this your first Oklacon?
HELLL NAWWWW, GET THAT FUFU LAME SHIT OUTTA HERE. 3 YEARS REPRESENT!
Summer Nationals Tour Report (The Offspring/Bad Religion)
Posted 11 years agoAs I feel myself lacking in the Journal department around FA I wanted to do get back in the habit by doing a full blown concert report!
Yesterday I got to experience one of the most kickass shows I've ever been too. The Summer Nationals Tour. Basically it was a full punk rock show, with 2 of my most favorite punk rock groups I've listened to since middle school AS THE FREAKING HEADLINERS! The Offspring and Bad Religion!
This whole event took place at the OKC Downtown Airpark. This place has been growing exponentially over time with more concerts since the spring. I even heard Mayhem Fest (Giant Metal festival) happened 2 weeks ago there. Usually most of those shows happen at the Zoo Amphitheater downtown, but from what I've experienced I was actually THANKFUL that they moved. There was so many things wrong with how the Zoo Amp had things set up that I don't want to fully go over in this journal. Regardless, the Airpark is gorgeous and I hope to see more progress with them in the future.
Anyway, The show itself started around 6:30pm. I got there hella early because I really didn't want to miss anything. Everyone was starting to hunger for the overpriced beer and concessions that they had all over the place. The first band that played was "Stiff Little Fingers". I haven't heard of them previously since yesterday. Apparently they're a band from Ireland that have been playing since 1977. Their set was pretty cool. They had a song that sounded partly like a reggae song at first but then got into a heavy punk riff later on. Everyone was just listing to them though, not a lot of energy from the crowd but the band was happy.
Next up was Pennywise. I have heard of these guys partly through high school but I've never listened to them. These guys were BIG on crowd participation. I didn't know the words to their songs but hell I head banged at some of their stuff. I kinda liked their song "Fuck Authority" though. That got a big mosh going to the side. THEY ALSO COVERED "FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT" BY BEASTIE BOYS. That was pretty freaking epic! I wasn't expecting that at all!
Bad Religion was next! I never thought in my entire life I would ever see these guys play live! Especially in Oklahoma of all places! I think Greg Graffin the lead singer said they haven't visted Okc in 35 years!!! It was my absolute mission to see them before I die and sure enough They DO NOT Disappoint! They played a couple of my favorite songs from them. "Infected", "I Want to Conquer the World" , "Anesthesia" , "Struck a Nerve" They ended with "American Jesus" I went fucking insane! As awesome as the whole thing was the night wasn't over!
Last but not least, The Offspring got to play. Half of the crowd was pretty shit faced. There was a huge smell of Mary Jane in the air. Everyone was screaming their heads off! They played the entire Smash album from start to finish! I actually got pushed into the mosh pit when "Bad Habit" played. I was trying to fight my way out, but damn it got out of control. This was the first time they played the entirety of that Album in Oklahoma. I was so grateful I got to be a part of it. After they played the final song from the Album which was "Self Esteem" but they were saving that for last anyway, they played more of their other hit songs. " Why don't you get a job?" "Pretty Fly (for a white guy)" "All I want" "Your'e gonna go far kid" and ended with "The Kids Aren't alright"
I was pretty damn sore after everything, but I was so glad I got to see these guys in action before I leave this earth. Here is to many more years of music to come in the future!
~Xana The Mant~
Yesterday I got to experience one of the most kickass shows I've ever been too. The Summer Nationals Tour. Basically it was a full punk rock show, with 2 of my most favorite punk rock groups I've listened to since middle school AS THE FREAKING HEADLINERS! The Offspring and Bad Religion!
This whole event took place at the OKC Downtown Airpark. This place has been growing exponentially over time with more concerts since the spring. I even heard Mayhem Fest (Giant Metal festival) happened 2 weeks ago there. Usually most of those shows happen at the Zoo Amphitheater downtown, but from what I've experienced I was actually THANKFUL that they moved. There was so many things wrong with how the Zoo Amp had things set up that I don't want to fully go over in this journal. Regardless, the Airpark is gorgeous and I hope to see more progress with them in the future.
Anyway, The show itself started around 6:30pm. I got there hella early because I really didn't want to miss anything. Everyone was starting to hunger for the overpriced beer and concessions that they had all over the place. The first band that played was "Stiff Little Fingers". I haven't heard of them previously since yesterday. Apparently they're a band from Ireland that have been playing since 1977. Their set was pretty cool. They had a song that sounded partly like a reggae song at first but then got into a heavy punk riff later on. Everyone was just listing to them though, not a lot of energy from the crowd but the band was happy.
Next up was Pennywise. I have heard of these guys partly through high school but I've never listened to them. These guys were BIG on crowd participation. I didn't know the words to their songs but hell I head banged at some of their stuff. I kinda liked their song "Fuck Authority" though. That got a big mosh going to the side. THEY ALSO COVERED "FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT" BY BEASTIE BOYS. That was pretty freaking epic! I wasn't expecting that at all!
Bad Religion was next! I never thought in my entire life I would ever see these guys play live! Especially in Oklahoma of all places! I think Greg Graffin the lead singer said they haven't visted Okc in 35 years!!! It was my absolute mission to see them before I die and sure enough They DO NOT Disappoint! They played a couple of my favorite songs from them. "Infected", "I Want to Conquer the World" , "Anesthesia" , "Struck a Nerve" They ended with "American Jesus" I went fucking insane! As awesome as the whole thing was the night wasn't over!
Last but not least, The Offspring got to play. Half of the crowd was pretty shit faced. There was a huge smell of Mary Jane in the air. Everyone was screaming their heads off! They played the entire Smash album from start to finish! I actually got pushed into the mosh pit when "Bad Habit" played. I was trying to fight my way out, but damn it got out of control. This was the first time they played the entirety of that Album in Oklahoma. I was so grateful I got to be a part of it. After they played the final song from the Album which was "Self Esteem" but they were saving that for last anyway, they played more of their other hit songs. " Why don't you get a job?" "Pretty Fly (for a white guy)" "All I want" "Your'e gonna go far kid" and ended with "The Kids Aren't alright"
I was pretty damn sore after everything, but I was so glad I got to see these guys in action before I leave this earth. Here is to many more years of music to come in the future!
~Xana The Mant~
Two Shoplifters Get Served Some Fabulous Justice
Posted 11 years agoI found this youtube vid awhile back and decided to share it with my furry brethren X3. The story behind this is a Family Dollar Employee caught two women trying to shoplift some Febreeze from the store. however, this fabulous Red Shirted Dollar Store Hero decides to take things into his own hands when the two thieves try to talk down to him and Ghetto Justice ensues! Plus a spray of febreeze right to the Face! WHOOO WORLD STAR HIP HOP XD
Fursona Interview Meme
Posted 11 years agoI was bored and I saw this and I was like "Oooooo this looks interesting, I'll give it a shot ^^"
The ONLY Rule: The owner MUST answer these questions IN CHARACTER.
In-character starts here:
*smiles shyly wags at the Interviewer*
1.) What is your name?
Xana ^^
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
I am not sure where my name came from. *Eyes glow yellow* We think it's a mystery. Not a short Mystery like "Clue" but one of those long mysteries. The unsolvable kind. *wags*
3.) Are you single or taken?
I am currently without a mate. *Eyes glow yellow* Sadly one cannot just club someone over the head and take them back to their cave just like the Good ol' days *sigh*
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
I...I don't believe I have any powers. I'm sorry. *wags and smiles as his eyes change* Oooo We do Wolf Stuff! You know, running through woods, digging, killing prey, Teleportation, Heat beam eyes....Just normal wolf stuff. *wags*
5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue!
I am not perfect by any means but thank you for the gesture ^^ *eyes glow* Dammit We thought our new Identity would work. Do you know how hard it is to steal a woman's identity? Especially if your a 6 foot tall male wolf thing!?!
6.) What's your eye color?
Yellow! ^^ *eyes start to glow* You should come closer and get a better look, These are our money makers. Look-y but no touch-y
7.) How about Fur/Scale color?
My fur is black, green, and red. My chest is silver. *Eyes glow* Each color has tints of sexiness added right in. Science Rules!
8.) Have you any family members?
I consider my friends to be my family, they all mean alot to me. *eyes glow* We love them so much it makes us want to cry a river of tears. A MANLY river of tears.
9.) Oh? How about pets?
I don't have any pets. *eyes glow bright* Now excepting applications, How about you big boy? >:9
10.) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like
I am very contempt with most things. There are only a few exceptions though *eyes glow yellow* We hate disrespect for our friends, disrespect toward nature, PEAS! WE HATE PEAS. Uggh why do peas exist?!?
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I love to paint and go on walks in the woods. There is so much to explore in the wilderness. I also enjoy the company of my friends. *Eyes glow* DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I don't think I have intentionally have hurt anyone, but for those that I have, I'm sorry. *eyes glow yellow* We gave this guy a fake can of nuts that turned out to be spring loaded snakes and one hit him in the eye. Does that count? We're sorry. *snickers*
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
No, I detest killing. I don't want to kill anything. *eyes glow yellow* We prefer to get a giant wet noodle and smack people across the face with it *chuckles*. Huh....Note to self, go to the giant wet noodle store, fresh out of noodles.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
I am a wolf, wouldn't be anything else in the world. *eyes glow yellow* We think we're some kinda monster wolf thing, except we don't hide in closets. Unless it's to scare the living crap out of someone. That would be cool Haha. Man, We could use some pancakes right now ><
15.) Name your worst habits?
I think I say "sorry" too much. I'm trying to get better at it. *eyes glow yellow* We ALWAYS LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
I look up to my friends alot. *eyes glow* Yep, we do
17.) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
I strongly prefer males, so I guess that makes me gay. *eyes glow yellow* Mrrrf, Urge to hump RISING
18.) Do you go to school?
No, I just travel alone *eyes glow yellow* *Hums Pink Floyd's "Another brick in the Wall"* We don't need No Education~
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
I haven't thought about marriage. I don't think I'm ready. *eyes glow* Kids? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
20.) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Haha I just have my friends. I don't think I'll have fangirls/boys anytime soon. *eyes glow* *sings in high pitched voice* Break glass in case of creepers~
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Losing my friends for one. I think that would be the most terrifying. *eyes glow* Not our friends, I don't know what we would do without them, or steak....WE NEED STEAK. Steak flavored pancakes *drools*
22.) Okay... What do you usually wear?
I don't really wear all that much I prefer how I am now *eyes glow yellow* BOOTY ASS NAKED!
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Just meat in general *eyes glow* STEAK AND BACON!!!!!!!!!
24.) Am I annoying you?
No you're not, please carry on. *Eyes glow* Dude you need to relax *chuckles*
25.) Well, it's still not over!
Okay, I've still got time. *Eyes glow* Marf, Get to the good stuff! Like If I was an ice cream flavor which celebrity would have a lick at me first to ruin their diet or something, you know? Those kind of questions!
26.) What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
I do not rank myself, I'm just a average wolf *eyes glow yellow* We came up with our own class where everyone gets hugs and cuddles! Ooooo and theres a make your own taco bar too! I wouldn't try the guacamole though. I think it's gone bad.
27.) How many friends do you have?
Awwr, I have so many it's hard to even count them all *eyes glow yellow* they already take up so much space We're going to have to buy a farm and let them all run free *chuckles*
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
I like pie, cherry is my favorite *eyes glow yellow* pfft pies are for throwing a people's faces. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CHEESKECAKE!
29.) Favorite drink?
Awrf, no favorites *eyes glow* FIRE WATER!
30.) What's your favorite place?
Outdoors ^^ *eyes glow yellow* We can see the moon a lot better from out there *wags excitedly*
31.) Are you interested in anyone~?
That's a secret, I'd prefer not telling if that's okay *eyes glow* We'll never tell
32.) SKIPPING. NOPE. (Yes this is the original question)
*Eyes glow* Your Loss then :P
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
A lake sounds more refreshing
34.) What's your type?
I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're tying to ask me. *eyes glow yellow* O NEGATIVE
35.) Camping or indoors?
Camping always ^^ *eyes glow* FULL MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
38.) Are you still wanting the interview to end?
*Yawn* I'm starting to feel tire, so I'd like to take a nap after this *eyes glow yellow* Plus your questions are pretty boring, Tell your mother she needs to write you better question material.
39.) Well, it's over. Now tag some people!
ZZzzZzzzZzzzZZzzzZZzzzZZZZZzzZZZZzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzZZZZzzZZZ
40.) Do you want to copy this to your journal pretty please with sugar on top.. you can even have the cherry...?
The ONLY Rule: The owner MUST answer these questions IN CHARACTER.
In-character starts here:
*smiles shyly wags at the Interviewer*
1.) What is your name?
Xana ^^
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
I am not sure where my name came from. *Eyes glow yellow* We think it's a mystery. Not a short Mystery like "Clue" but one of those long mysteries. The unsolvable kind. *wags*
3.) Are you single or taken?
I am currently without a mate. *Eyes glow yellow* Sadly one cannot just club someone over the head and take them back to their cave just like the Good ol' days *sigh*
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
I...I don't believe I have any powers. I'm sorry. *wags and smiles as his eyes change* Oooo We do Wolf Stuff! You know, running through woods, digging, killing prey, Teleportation, Heat beam eyes....Just normal wolf stuff. *wags*
5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue!
I am not perfect by any means but thank you for the gesture ^^ *eyes glow* Dammit We thought our new Identity would work. Do you know how hard it is to steal a woman's identity? Especially if your a 6 foot tall male wolf thing!?!
6.) What's your eye color?
Yellow! ^^ *eyes start to glow* You should come closer and get a better look, These are our money makers. Look-y but no touch-y
7.) How about Fur/Scale color?
My fur is black, green, and red. My chest is silver. *Eyes glow* Each color has tints of sexiness added right in. Science Rules!
8.) Have you any family members?
I consider my friends to be my family, they all mean alot to me. *eyes glow* We love them so much it makes us want to cry a river of tears. A MANLY river of tears.
9.) Oh? How about pets?
I don't have any pets. *eyes glow bright* Now excepting applications, How about you big boy? >:9
10.) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like
I am very contempt with most things. There are only a few exceptions though *eyes glow yellow* We hate disrespect for our friends, disrespect toward nature, PEAS! WE HATE PEAS. Uggh why do peas exist?!?
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I love to paint and go on walks in the woods. There is so much to explore in the wilderness. I also enjoy the company of my friends. *Eyes glow* DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I don't think I have intentionally have hurt anyone, but for those that I have, I'm sorry. *eyes glow yellow* We gave this guy a fake can of nuts that turned out to be spring loaded snakes and one hit him in the eye. Does that count? We're sorry. *snickers*
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
No, I detest killing. I don't want to kill anything. *eyes glow yellow* We prefer to get a giant wet noodle and smack people across the face with it *chuckles*. Huh....Note to self, go to the giant wet noodle store, fresh out of noodles.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
I am a wolf, wouldn't be anything else in the world. *eyes glow yellow* We think we're some kinda monster wolf thing, except we don't hide in closets. Unless it's to scare the living crap out of someone. That would be cool Haha. Man, We could use some pancakes right now ><
15.) Name your worst habits?
I think I say "sorry" too much. I'm trying to get better at it. *eyes glow yellow* We ALWAYS LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
I look up to my friends alot. *eyes glow* Yep, we do
17.) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
I strongly prefer males, so I guess that makes me gay. *eyes glow yellow* Mrrrf, Urge to hump RISING
18.) Do you go to school?
No, I just travel alone *eyes glow yellow* *Hums Pink Floyd's "Another brick in the Wall"* We don't need No Education~
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
I haven't thought about marriage. I don't think I'm ready. *eyes glow* Kids? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
20.) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Haha I just have my friends. I don't think I'll have fangirls/boys anytime soon. *eyes glow* *sings in high pitched voice* Break glass in case of creepers~
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Losing my friends for one. I think that would be the most terrifying. *eyes glow* Not our friends, I don't know what we would do without them, or steak....WE NEED STEAK. Steak flavored pancakes *drools*
22.) Okay... What do you usually wear?
I don't really wear all that much I prefer how I am now *eyes glow yellow* BOOTY ASS NAKED!
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Just meat in general *eyes glow* STEAK AND BACON!!!!!!!!!
24.) Am I annoying you?
No you're not, please carry on. *Eyes glow* Dude you need to relax *chuckles*
25.) Well, it's still not over!
Okay, I've still got time. *Eyes glow* Marf, Get to the good stuff! Like If I was an ice cream flavor which celebrity would have a lick at me first to ruin their diet or something, you know? Those kind of questions!
26.) What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
I do not rank myself, I'm just a average wolf *eyes glow yellow* We came up with our own class where everyone gets hugs and cuddles! Ooooo and theres a make your own taco bar too! I wouldn't try the guacamole though. I think it's gone bad.
27.) How many friends do you have?
Awwr, I have so many it's hard to even count them all *eyes glow yellow* they already take up so much space We're going to have to buy a farm and let them all run free *chuckles*
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
I like pie, cherry is my favorite *eyes glow yellow* pfft pies are for throwing a people's faces. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CHEESKECAKE!
29.) Favorite drink?
Awrf, no favorites *eyes glow* FIRE WATER!
30.) What's your favorite place?
Outdoors ^^ *eyes glow yellow* We can see the moon a lot better from out there *wags excitedly*
31.) Are you interested in anyone~?
That's a secret, I'd prefer not telling if that's okay *eyes glow* We'll never tell
32.) SKIPPING. NOPE. (Yes this is the original question)
*Eyes glow* Your Loss then :P
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
A lake sounds more refreshing
34.) What's your type?
I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're tying to ask me. *eyes glow yellow* O NEGATIVE
35.) Camping or indoors?
Camping always ^^ *eyes glow* FULL MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
38.) Are you still wanting the interview to end?
*Yawn* I'm starting to feel tire, so I'd like to take a nap after this *eyes glow yellow* Plus your questions are pretty boring, Tell your mother she needs to write you better question material.
39.) Well, it's over. Now tag some people!
ZZzzZzzzZzzzZZzzzZZzzzZZZZZzzZZZZzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzZZZZzzZZZ
40.) Do you want to copy this to your journal pretty please with sugar on top.. you can even have the cherry...?
Not going to CPFM
Posted 11 years agoSorry to everyone who thought I was going. Apparently life had other plans. This really sucks, because I wanted to meet some new people. *sigh* I try again for next year, who knows.
~Xana The Mant~
~Xana The Mant~
Wild Nights 2014 Con Report: The Revenge of Mary Fallon
Posted 11 years agoI cannot believe it has been another year since I journeyed into the vast wilderness and majestic mountain scenery That is Robbers Cave State Park. It just boggles the mind how a small little podunk town like Wilburton, Ok can have such a beautiful park as this one. Before I begin, I will say that this con's theme was certainly "Lets See how much we can party before the Storm Hits" because everyone and their mother was watching the skies and freaking the fuck out about the supposed "Storm from Hell" which latter didn't turn out to be so bad. I can understand being prepared for a severe storm but because of the increasing paranoia the con seemed a bit different than last year. One being there was a severe lack of fursuiters, though their were days where it was more humid than usual. So much so that I wouldn't blame furs for not fursuiting. All that humidity was probably killer >_< I digress, on to the report itself. It's hard to remember everything that happened. Mostly due to all of the fire water disguised as Caprisun from the Gods, but I seem to have a decent memory even if I had Le drinks, so here is the condensed version ^^THURSDAY:
After the 3 hour drive to Wilburton. I arrived at the camp grounds around 1:30 ish. I ran into
misora. Got to Help her unpack her stuff for a bit. I was debating whether to stay in the same cabin I stayed in last year, but the rain helped me make my decision. I unpacked my stuff. Got to talk to some new people. A lot were con virgins. Oh boy They Gon' learn today! >:3. Walked around some more. Ran into more fwands like 
tornwulf and later 
huskyrye . Then the One and Only GUEST OF HONOR Okidoki showed up along with the swagalicious cheetah 
askari followed by other peeps like 
sigcorsac. I got to Help Oki set up his cabin. Rye busted out His 12 year old Rum. Which tasted amazing. After a few drinks of that. Oki, Askari, Me, Rye, Harvest Husky, and other peeps went up to the cave for drunk hiking while singing BLACKSTREET <3 After that....Blank
Woke Up. Felt Like a Pimp. Brushed My shoulders Off. Walked around got to chat with more of my friends. Including MY NEGRO
doberman_guard and others 
zeekweasel and 
ryanricarta . Don't remember much after that lol. FRIDAY:
Talked to more more people. Dobie and me being goofy and acting out this funny vine most of the con. (Check out his journal about it Lol). Got to hang out with
pachua and 
LuthienNightWolf at Sonic. Then some more people. Climbed around on the rocks. More Cray Stuff. DRANK. DANCED AT 
shasta_wolf87 's awesome DJ set. I was SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO MOST OF THE SONGS XD. Btw if you have never seen 
dance. Man got some moves! SATURDAY:
Woke up. Chat with more fwands.
: Enjoyed Nature. Spent alot of time with Jusco 
and his friend Tommy. We had a Wu-tang party up at robbers cave. A jeep party blasting all kinds of ghetto ass music and we Defeated Mary Fallon with the help of the Ghost of Jesse James. (Don't Ask XD). Afterwards went to the dance again really drunk. Sang "Fuck KD" by Lil B all the way down to dance floor. I saw other faces like kairu 
and his adorable new fursuit!^^ and drunk 
Tore up the dance floor again. Awesome set by 
I was wore out by the end of the day X_xSUNDAY:
I had to pack up my stuff quickly after it had started to rain again. Got to have an awesome Italian lunch with Dobie, Torn, Zeek, Jusco, Tommy, Daxter, Sig and Tarpaw. Got to say a few goodbyes then I headed out. Very hard leaving that place behind.
Honorable Mention:
Thank you for letting me set up your Swag Cabin or "Fuck Hut" it was very fun also giving me insight on my animal totem. Plus thank you for that one day I wasn't myself and I needed some strong supportive words. I have never felt so welcomed. I'll never forget that <3Last but not least other people that made my con but forgot to mention:
merkindesr baralheia THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If I missed anyone just know that you are loved just the same. <3333 I just have a fuzzy memory at times XD OMG this year keeps getting awesome!
Update: I posted a journal but I won't be able to make it to CPFM this year, Sorry everyone T~T
~Xana The Mant~
My TFF 2014 photos
Posted 11 years agoJust a quickie. I have more photos from TFF then just the 2 I posted a couple of weeks ago but MY COMPUTER IS GIVING ME THE FINGER! I'm trying to fix this. So just be aware there will be more photos to come in the future...or later today if I can figure this stuff out.
~Xana The Mant~
~Xana The Mant~
Texas Furry Fiesta 2014 Con Report: The Revenge of Gilgamesh
Posted 11 years agoAs tradition, I give to you my report of the Justice con of Justice. Texas Furry Fiesta 2014! First thing I have to say is EVERYTHING GOT RE-AMPED! The hotel was bigger, there was more place to check out, IN N OUT was right across the street and the con suite HAD A FREAKING 70'S DISCO ROOM in it. This hotel was so beautiful and was definitely a one-up from last year. I digress, on to the report!
Before I begin, Overall It was a very chill con, I got to hang out with so many different people. Even people whom I never would thought I would meet ever! Arrived on Thursday, ran into
zeekweasel . We hung out at IN N Out for a bit. (This was his first time going there). I introduced him to the epicness that is "Animal Style" and low and behold he loved it! Later I ran into other amazing people. 
kai_ren_sky and her mate 
shippou_softpaw then I saw SNOW!!! 
rogancoyote and this fabulous bitch 
lightrave . I hung out with zeek for a bit until 
ryanricarta showed up later that night so we could finally check into our hotel room. Got to talk and chill with 
Ipequey and he told me about THE FIFTH FLOOR. This floor, O..M...G. this was the party floor. In which during most of this con I went to so many parties it was insane. I went to 3 parties at once. ALL ON THE SAME DAY, 3!! THEY WERE ALL RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!
This is where the highlights of the con happen mostly because I found out that when I'm drunk I'm apparently very entertaining.
zeeka 
Mont misora zafuyu and 
kobaltsilverstar had fun tweeting EVERY SINGLE THING I SAID WHILE DRUNK and when I read these I was like "Wow this is awesome!" Drunk Xana is now a thing now apparently, in fact I gained 7 followers on twitter after the whole thing (Then lost 2 XD).
Other highlights include but not limited to:
I actually ran into
CamoRovaK he was going around the con putting cheek dots on all the fursuiters and making them G-sheps XD He's a pretty awesome dude, He's really good at hiding whether or not he's drunk or not.
Ipequey and his parties. I had soooo much fun everytime I visted. There was always something going on.
Getting to see again and hang out with the Oklahoma furs. kai_ren_sky , zeeka, mont, 
baralheia misora zafuyu 
, 
, 
and some of the T-Town furs 
cyaninde tannyn etc. SO MUCH LOVE FOR ALL OF YOU GUYS <333333333333
I ran into and got to talk to twitchdawoof We both drunkenly went to Con Suite for The karaoke night. He's a very hilarious, chill and sweet guy. One of the things I remember is I was talking to him and somehow we both yelled 'YALL NIGGAS NEED JESUS!" I laughed so damn hard XD Plus later on during one of Ipequay's parties we started dorking out over music. I have a couple of new albums to listen to thanks to him lol.
Sadly I missed both the dance on Friday night and Saturday night, but I remember making up for it by dancing the hell out during the Oklacon Room Party!
Honorable Mentions: Thank You ryanricarta for booking the room. I would have nowhere to go without you! Thank you kairu krisfire16 and his mate for helping me sober up by taking me to Steak N Shake. I really appreciate everything.
There are more people to mention but I can't for the life of me remember them all but rest assured you all were wonderful and I had an amazing time! <3
I SERIOUSLY WANT NEXT YEAR TO HURRY UP! THESE CONS KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER HOMAHGERD
Til Next time
~Xana The Mant~
Before I begin, Overall It was a very chill con, I got to hang out with so many different people. Even people whom I never would thought I would meet ever! Arrived on Thursday, ran into
zeekweasel . We hung out at IN N Out for a bit. (This was his first time going there). I introduced him to the epicness that is "Animal Style" and low and behold he loved it! Later I ran into other amazing people. 
kai_ren_sky and her mate 
shippou_softpaw then I saw SNOW!!! 
rogancoyote and this fabulous bitch 
lightrave . I hung out with zeek for a bit until ryanricarta showed up later that night so we could finally check into our hotel room. Got to talk and chill with Ipequey and he told me about THE FIFTH FLOOR. This floor, O..M...G. this was the party floor. In which during most of this con I went to so many parties it was insane. I went to 3 parties at once. ALL ON THE SAME DAY, 3!! THEY WERE ALL RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER! This is where the highlights of the con happen mostly because I found out that when I'm drunk I'm apparently very entertaining.
zeeka Mont misora zafuyu and 
kobaltsilverstar had fun tweeting EVERY SINGLE THING I SAID WHILE DRUNK and when I read these I was like "Wow this is awesome!" Drunk Xana is now a thing now apparently, in fact I gained 7 followers on twitter after the whole thing (Then lost 2 XD).Other highlights include but not limited to:
I actually ran into
CamoRovaK he was going around the con putting cheek dots on all the fursuiters and making them G-sheps XD He's a pretty awesome dude, He's really good at hiding whether or not he's drunk or not. Ipequey and his parties. I had soooo much fun everytime I visted. There was always something going on. Getting to see again and hang out with the Oklahoma furs.
kai_ren_sky , zeeka, mont, 
baralheia misora zafuyu , 
, and some of the T-Town furs cyaninde tannyn etc. SO MUCH LOVE FOR ALL OF YOU GUYS <333333333333I ran into and got to talk to twitchdawoof We both drunkenly went to Con Suite for The karaoke night. He's a very hilarious, chill and sweet guy. One of the things I remember is I was talking to him and somehow we both yelled 'YALL NIGGAS NEED JESUS!" I laughed so damn hard XD Plus later on during one of Ipequay's parties we started dorking out over music. I have a couple of new albums to listen to thanks to him lol.
Sadly I missed both the dance on Friday night and Saturday night, but I remember making up for it by dancing the hell out during the Oklacon Room Party!
Honorable Mentions: Thank You ryanricarta for booking the room. I would have nowhere to go without you! Thank you kairu krisfire16 and his mate for helping me sober up by taking me to Steak N Shake. I really appreciate everything.
There are more people to mention but I can't for the life of me remember them all but rest assured you all were wonderful and I had an amazing time! <3
I SERIOUSLY WANT NEXT YEAR TO HURRY UP! THESE CONS KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER HOMAHGERD
Til Next time
~Xana The Mant~
3 Years ago A White Rose Grew From Nothing
Posted 11 years agoJanuary 31, 2011 a huge snowstorm hit the city. Everyone was getting ready for the worse. Parents rushed from work to make sure that their kids would be safely home before the storm hit. There was nothing but cold. 3 years ago today a young wolf, only a Senior in high school, made the long car ride from his school home. He got a call from father saying that he had already made it home and was waiting on the rest of the family. 3 years ago he didn't realize that it would be the last phone call he ever heard from him. 3 years ago a family warmly stood, about to face the the storm together. 3 years ago an argument cast the father out of the house. 3 years ago a father collapsed from a heart attack. The young wolf stood there cold, powerless to help stop what was happening in front of him. 3 years ago an ambulance carried a father to the hospital while the mother drove behind, Leaving the young man to only stay at home and hope and pray for his father's recovery. 3 years ago a mother returned home crying, "He didn't make it." 3 years ago a father was lost.
A week was spent inside the silent house. Not in touch with the outside due to the storm. Everything seemed so surreal. The young wolf spent the first few days crying, then grieving then furiously asking the higher powers above "Why?" However, through the flurry of thoughts running through his head, there was a moment of calmness and then the wolf silently said to himself "Show me something, anything...let me know that my father is okay." He knew that there would be no answer, he had given up.
After a week the skies were clear and the young wolf was free to step outside. Free to let the air clear his mind from the sadness that was locked inside the house every day of that week. Everything was starting to melt slightly but there was nothing but ice and snow covering every bit of earth...Except a patch of yard. In the front yard there was a small patch of earth that was visible. The snow had somehow melted away from it. In the center of the earth, untouched by the snow, stood a white rose. A rose that appeared after a terrible storm. A rose that appeared from earth that grew nothing but weeds. A rose that appeared, to let the young wolf know that where ever his father is, he's okay. 3 years ago a white rose grew from nothing.It is on this day that I honor my father. We were complete opposites. We never really understood each other. However, we loved one another just the same. RIP Dad.
Put a little TMI birdhouse in your Tuesday Soul
Posted 11 years agoAsk me things or I will do terrible things to this cockney orphan boy I ordered off ebay. You can't see him but lets just say he doesn't like it when firecrackers go inside of his ears, and I just bought a shitload of 4th of July stuff.....
Seriously ask me anything :D
Seriously ask me anything :D
14 albums I Can't Live Without
Posted 11 years agoSo I saw a post from 
Silverpaw642 and I thought it was very neat how he listed his some of his favorite albums so I wanted to give a try. Now you will all see just exactly what this wolf has in his music collection. I listen to a lot of random stuff but Here are some of my all time favorites ^^
NOTE: This list is not in any order and I am not a music critic
1. Mastodon - Leviathan
Mastodon is Heavy Metal band that has also been given the secondary genre of "Sludge metal." This album came out in 2004. What I like about Mastodon is that their music is very intense but at the same time it's mellow enough that you can easily listen to it. The whole album is beautifully put together and each song has it's own story behind it. The theme of the album is water, so you will get a lot of songs about sea monsters, rough waters, and sailors fighting for their lives. Recommended Songs: Blood and Thunder, Iron Tusk, Seabeast
2. Ozzy Osbourne - Blizzard of Ozz
This is Ozzy's debut Album! All the way back from 1980. If you don't know Ozzy osbourne was the talented vocalist from the heavy metal band "Black Sabbath." This ablum was recorded with guitarist Randy Rhoads before he died two years later. The album itself its very easy to listen to and will get your head bobbing as you listen. The lyrics are somewhat dark, but then again so are most Black Sabbath-ish songs. Ozzy's vocals are the key here. He will make you sing along with him and before you know it you'll be shouting "IM GOIN OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIIIIN!" in no time. Recommended Songs: Crazy Train (duh), Mr. Crowley, Goodbye to Romance
3. Alice in Chains - Dirt
It's very hard to describe Alice in Chains but I will say that know how to combine grunge with metal in a way that is simply put "Awesome." This is their second studio album that came out in 1992. There are so many things I can say about this one. Very energetic, very grunge sounding guitars, and of course the VOICE of Layne Staley. His voice makes everything so haunting that it fits perfectly. It's enough to send chills down your spine. Alice still goes on, but Layne will surely be missed. Recommended Songs: Them Bones, Would?, Rooster
4. Nirvana - Nevermind
If you can sum up the 90s with one word, it was probably "Smells like teen spirit." I know it's not "one" word but it damn near should be. This is Nirvana's 2nd studio album and the one that made everyone fall in love with them. Nirvana's sound is the classic grunge rock feel of the 90s: Ripped jeans, angst-y lyrics, and a lot of energy. Kurt Cobain just goes crazy with the singing that at times seems like he can go hoarse at any moment. Crazy as it can be it doesn't ruin the music overall. This is such a great album and I highly recommenced it to anyone. Recommended songs: In Bloom, Breed, Lithium, Smells like Teen Spirit (c'mon)
5. System of A Down - Toxicity
SOAD is a alternative metal band whose hobbies include: Winning, winning, winning, and more freaking winning. This album is from 2001 and boy will it wake your ass up. The shear craziness of this album is too much for me to put into legible words. Powerful, nonsensical, shouting lyrics. Heavy guitar, and so much freaking energy you will punch several holes in your wall the time the album is through. There is a good mix of both energetic and slow songs so it's not just pure craziness all the way. Really good pump up album for any situation. Warning! this album is not for woman who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. It's for ALL THREE! Recommended Songs: Chop Suey!, Needles, Jet Pilot, Aerials
6. Panic! At the Disco - A fever You Can't Sweat Out
There is so much love for this album I can't even put into words other than kajfl;kajl;ajdklfjakl;fjk;alj;fakljk. This is PATD debut album back in 2005. Their music is pretty much pop punk, it is FULL of energy. There is a lot of circus sounds floating around from time to time and the vocalist Brendon Urie harmonizes so well with everything. Lyric wise the songs talk a lot about themes like adultery, to alcoholism, to prostitution. This album is crazy, I'll tell you that, plus it has some of THE longest-ass titles for songs I've ever seen lol. Recommended Songs: I Write Sins Not Tragedies, The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage, Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
7. Them Crooked Vultures - Them Crooked Vultures
TCV is a super group composed of Josh Homme the singer/ guitarist for "Queens of the Stone Age", Dave Grohl the drummer from Nirvana/ Singer and guitarist for "Foo Fighters" and John Paul Jones, the bassist for "Led Zeppelin." This is their debut album back in 2009. I didn't know what to expect from this at first, but in the end it rocked my socks off. It's a pretty balanced album. As far as I know there is a guitar, a drum, and a bass but the rest is left to your interpretation. It sounds so unlike other rock bands that it's pretty out of this world. Recommended Songs: No One Loves Me and Neither Do I, Scumbag Blues, Gunman
8. Iced Earth - Horror Show
Iced Earth is an american Heavy metal band that I've really have a soft spot for. This album was released back in 2001 and was the first one I've heard from these guys. The theme for this album is basically old movie monsters. Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, even the Wolfman (Hellz yes ^^). Really heavy album with speedy guitars, heavy drums, powerful singer, plus if you love monster movies these songs will paint a picture for you. Recommended Songs: Wolf, Dracula, Jekyll & Hyde
9. Das EFX - Dead Serious
Das EFX is a duo old school hip hop group from the 90s. This is there debut album form 1992. This album incorporates everything I love about old school hip hop. The beats sound so funky and the rhymes are delivered are so awesome. These guys don't sound like everyone else and that is because they didn't plan to. They wanted invent a rhyming style so unique that they would be noticed out of the flock. I know most furries aren't really into hip hop music that much. However, I really like this album and if you want to give it a listen to be my quest. Recommended Songs: Mic Checka, Jussumen, They Want EFX, Straight Out The Sewer
10. R.E.M. - Monster
I can honestly say that R.E.M. is my favorite band ever. From 1994 this album had a lot of competition in the world of Alternative rock since everyone was more into grunge sounding music but managed to become a wonderful sounding album all together. It includes amazing vocals and lyrics from Micheal Stipe, twisted distorted guitars, and an overall crazy sound that is just full of good vibes. Recommended Songs: Crush With Eyeliner, What's the Frequency, Kenneth? , Bang and Blame
11. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
RHCP are one of my favorites. From 1999 comes their seventh album. It's funky and crazy sounding alternative funk rock. This album doesn't quite have the punk-ish feel like the peppers previous albums but it still gets the job done. This album will make you feel good, pump you up, Stare into the void and make you shake hands with the Universe. It's a very deep album. Recommended Songs: Scar Tissue, Otherside, Californication, Road Trippin.
12. Metallica - Metallica (The Black Album)
One of the Big 4 of Thrash Metal. Metallica's 1991 album kicks serious ass. Heavy guitar rifts, pounding drums. James Hetfield sounds so powerful and angry and it all comes out as balls to the wall Metallica musical masterpiece. Really good album to listen to just before going to work. Well at least for me anyway lol. Come let Metallica tell you a story that's darker than the album cover itself, off to Ever-neverland. Recommended Songs: Enter Sandman, Of Wolf and Man, Sad but True, Wherever I May Roam
13. Daft Punk - Discovery
You can't go wrong with Daft punk. This album is so good it will make you want to slap your moma's moma moma's third cousin. Daft punk are the kings of techno/Disco sounding crazy electrifying funky something something. If you like them however, there are a couple of others like, Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, and The Crystal Method, alll of which have similar electronic sounds that fit into this category. However, this is an album that will get you dancing quick. Get the Watah cuz it's goin dooooown. Recommended Songs: Aerodynamic, One More Time, Superheroes, Face To Face
14. Muse - Black Holes and Revelations
Muse is an alternative rock / space rock band. This is their 4th album back in 2006. These guys are amazing. I was very upset at the time I couldn't see them in concert. Their music is like one big space opera. The vocalist hits notes so high you wonder whether or not he is even human. The guitars are loud and the drums pound away. The songs build up so much tension that you can barely take it then releases into pure rocking energy. Its such an amazing album. Highly recommenced. Wow . Recommenced Songs: Starlight, Knights of Cydonia, Supermassive Black Hole
Silverpaw642 and I thought it was very neat how he listed his some of his favorite albums so I wanted to give a try. Now you will all see just exactly what this wolf has in his music collection. I listen to a lot of random stuff but Here are some of my all time favorites ^^NOTE: This list is not in any order and I am not a music critic
1. Mastodon - Leviathan
Mastodon is Heavy Metal band that has also been given the secondary genre of "Sludge metal." This album came out in 2004. What I like about Mastodon is that their music is very intense but at the same time it's mellow enough that you can easily listen to it. The whole album is beautifully put together and each song has it's own story behind it. The theme of the album is water, so you will get a lot of songs about sea monsters, rough waters, and sailors fighting for their lives. Recommended Songs: Blood and Thunder, Iron Tusk, Seabeast
2. Ozzy Osbourne - Blizzard of Ozz
This is Ozzy's debut Album! All the way back from 1980. If you don't know Ozzy osbourne was the talented vocalist from the heavy metal band "Black Sabbath." This ablum was recorded with guitarist Randy Rhoads before he died two years later. The album itself its very easy to listen to and will get your head bobbing as you listen. The lyrics are somewhat dark, but then again so are most Black Sabbath-ish songs. Ozzy's vocals are the key here. He will make you sing along with him and before you know it you'll be shouting "IM GOIN OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIIIIN!" in no time. Recommended Songs: Crazy Train (duh), Mr. Crowley, Goodbye to Romance
3. Alice in Chains - Dirt
It's very hard to describe Alice in Chains but I will say that know how to combine grunge with metal in a way that is simply put "Awesome." This is their second studio album that came out in 1992. There are so many things I can say about this one. Very energetic, very grunge sounding guitars, and of course the VOICE of Layne Staley. His voice makes everything so haunting that it fits perfectly. It's enough to send chills down your spine. Alice still goes on, but Layne will surely be missed. Recommended Songs: Them Bones, Would?, Rooster
4. Nirvana - Nevermind
If you can sum up the 90s with one word, it was probably "Smells like teen spirit." I know it's not "one" word but it damn near should be. This is Nirvana's 2nd studio album and the one that made everyone fall in love with them. Nirvana's sound is the classic grunge rock feel of the 90s: Ripped jeans, angst-y lyrics, and a lot of energy. Kurt Cobain just goes crazy with the singing that at times seems like he can go hoarse at any moment. Crazy as it can be it doesn't ruin the music overall. This is such a great album and I highly recommenced it to anyone. Recommended songs: In Bloom, Breed, Lithium, Smells like Teen Spirit (c'mon)
5. System of A Down - Toxicity
SOAD is a alternative metal band whose hobbies include: Winning, winning, winning, and more freaking winning. This album is from 2001 and boy will it wake your ass up. The shear craziness of this album is too much for me to put into legible words. Powerful, nonsensical, shouting lyrics. Heavy guitar, and so much freaking energy you will punch several holes in your wall the time the album is through. There is a good mix of both energetic and slow songs so it's not just pure craziness all the way. Really good pump up album for any situation. Warning! this album is not for woman who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. It's for ALL THREE! Recommended Songs: Chop Suey!, Needles, Jet Pilot, Aerials
6. Panic! At the Disco - A fever You Can't Sweat Out
There is so much love for this album I can't even put into words other than kajfl;kajl;ajdklfjakl;fjk;alj;fakljk. This is PATD debut album back in 2005. Their music is pretty much pop punk, it is FULL of energy. There is a lot of circus sounds floating around from time to time and the vocalist Brendon Urie harmonizes so well with everything. Lyric wise the songs talk a lot about themes like adultery, to alcoholism, to prostitution. This album is crazy, I'll tell you that, plus it has some of THE longest-ass titles for songs I've ever seen lol. Recommended Songs: I Write Sins Not Tragedies, The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage, Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
7. Them Crooked Vultures - Them Crooked Vultures
TCV is a super group composed of Josh Homme the singer/ guitarist for "Queens of the Stone Age", Dave Grohl the drummer from Nirvana/ Singer and guitarist for "Foo Fighters" and John Paul Jones, the bassist for "Led Zeppelin." This is their debut album back in 2009. I didn't know what to expect from this at first, but in the end it rocked my socks off. It's a pretty balanced album. As far as I know there is a guitar, a drum, and a bass but the rest is left to your interpretation. It sounds so unlike other rock bands that it's pretty out of this world. Recommended Songs: No One Loves Me and Neither Do I, Scumbag Blues, Gunman
8. Iced Earth - Horror Show
Iced Earth is an american Heavy metal band that I've really have a soft spot for. This album was released back in 2001 and was the first one I've heard from these guys. The theme for this album is basically old movie monsters. Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, even the Wolfman (Hellz yes ^^). Really heavy album with speedy guitars, heavy drums, powerful singer, plus if you love monster movies these songs will paint a picture for you. Recommended Songs: Wolf, Dracula, Jekyll & Hyde
9. Das EFX - Dead Serious
Das EFX is a duo old school hip hop group from the 90s. This is there debut album form 1992. This album incorporates everything I love about old school hip hop. The beats sound so funky and the rhymes are delivered are so awesome. These guys don't sound like everyone else and that is because they didn't plan to. They wanted invent a rhyming style so unique that they would be noticed out of the flock. I know most furries aren't really into hip hop music that much. However, I really like this album and if you want to give it a listen to be my quest. Recommended Songs: Mic Checka, Jussumen, They Want EFX, Straight Out The Sewer
10. R.E.M. - Monster
I can honestly say that R.E.M. is my favorite band ever. From 1994 this album had a lot of competition in the world of Alternative rock since everyone was more into grunge sounding music but managed to become a wonderful sounding album all together. It includes amazing vocals and lyrics from Micheal Stipe, twisted distorted guitars, and an overall crazy sound that is just full of good vibes. Recommended Songs: Crush With Eyeliner, What's the Frequency, Kenneth? , Bang and Blame
11. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
RHCP are one of my favorites. From 1999 comes their seventh album. It's funky and crazy sounding alternative funk rock. This album doesn't quite have the punk-ish feel like the peppers previous albums but it still gets the job done. This album will make you feel good, pump you up, Stare into the void and make you shake hands with the Universe. It's a very deep album. Recommended Songs: Scar Tissue, Otherside, Californication, Road Trippin.
12. Metallica - Metallica (The Black Album)
One of the Big 4 of Thrash Metal. Metallica's 1991 album kicks serious ass. Heavy guitar rifts, pounding drums. James Hetfield sounds so powerful and angry and it all comes out as balls to the wall Metallica musical masterpiece. Really good album to listen to just before going to work. Well at least for me anyway lol. Come let Metallica tell you a story that's darker than the album cover itself, off to Ever-neverland. Recommended Songs: Enter Sandman, Of Wolf and Man, Sad but True, Wherever I May Roam
13. Daft Punk - Discovery
You can't go wrong with Daft punk. This album is so good it will make you want to slap your moma's moma moma's third cousin. Daft punk are the kings of techno/Disco sounding crazy electrifying funky something something. If you like them however, there are a couple of others like, Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, and The Crystal Method, alll of which have similar electronic sounds that fit into this category. However, this is an album that will get you dancing quick. Get the Watah cuz it's goin dooooown. Recommended Songs: Aerodynamic, One More Time, Superheroes, Face To Face
14. Muse - Black Holes and Revelations
Muse is an alternative rock / space rock band. This is their 4th album back in 2006. These guys are amazing. I was very upset at the time I couldn't see them in concert. Their music is like one big space opera. The vocalist hits notes so high you wonder whether or not he is even human. The guitars are loud and the drums pound away. The songs build up so much tension that you can barely take it then releases into pure rocking energy. Its such an amazing album. Highly recommenced. Wow . Recommenced Songs: Starlight, Knights of Cydonia, Supermassive Black Hole
TEXAS FURRY FIESTA MEME OF JUSTICE!
Posted 11 years agoQ: Where are you staying?
A: In a hole in the ground surrounded by badgers, or somewhere in the hotel
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: Arriving Thursday, Departing Sunday, Partying ALLLLLL DAYYYYY
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: I'm rooming with the awesome ryanricarta and Baralheia
Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: Looking at art ,meeting Friends, making new friends, dance, dance, dance, DRANK
Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: The world's rarest truffle...pffft I dunno there is an assload of stuff in the area to choose from ^^
Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: I won't, if you want to invite me to one awesome, no party is complete with at least one Soul brotha to wreck it! ^^
Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!.....yes
PERSONAL STUFF:
Q: What is your gender?
A: Big floppy donkey dick
Q: How tall are you?
A: Whatever height your mom isn't
Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: Of course, however I only speak in cray, if you don't know cray you will be confused...and thirsty
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Yell "Free Milkshakes!" oh and you better have milkshakes >;c
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: 5
Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: What is this icy coldness that envelops my heart? It's slowly taking over my body, I sink into the dark abyss of the void.....and the answer is NO
PERMISSIONS:
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: You must pass the soap test.
Q: How can I find you?
A: Just go up to every single black person at the con and ask "Hey Sugar tits, are you xana?" and the one that DOESN'T punch you in the face will be moi ^^
Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: By all means please do! *wag*
Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: I have a sketchbook, whether I bring said book is up to me, and my attorney.
Q: Can I take your picture?
A: Are you trying to take my soul with your film box? Ok, but I already owe some of it to Satan after you're finished...
MISCELLANEOUS:
Q: Do you do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: ASK
Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: I SELL PROPANE
Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: Sorry I'm not volunteering, but i'm just going to put in up on refrigerator so everyone can see
Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN UFN UFUNF UFNFJNDFAKDJKLAFDJ;LADJFLJADFAJSDFL;AJD;FLKJADL;JALFK
A: In a hole in the ground surrounded by badgers, or somewhere in the hotel
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: Arriving Thursday, Departing Sunday, Partying ALLLLLL DAYYYYY
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: I'm rooming with the awesome
ryanricarta and BaralheiaQ: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: Looking at art ,meeting Friends, making new friends, dance, dance, dance, DRANK
Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: The world's rarest truffle...pffft I dunno there is an assload of stuff in the area to choose from ^^
Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: I won't, if you want to invite me to one awesome, no party is complete with at least one Soul brotha to wreck it! ^^
Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!.....yes
PERSONAL STUFF:
Q: What is your gender?
A: Big floppy donkey dick
Q: How tall are you?
A: Whatever height your mom isn't
Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: Of course, however I only speak in cray, if you don't know cray you will be confused...and thirsty
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Yell "Free Milkshakes!" oh and you better have milkshakes >;c
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: 5
Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: What is this icy coldness that envelops my heart? It's slowly taking over my body, I sink into the dark abyss of the void.....and the answer is NO
PERMISSIONS:
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: You must pass the soap test.
Q: How can I find you?
A: Just go up to every single black person at the con and ask "Hey Sugar tits, are you xana?" and the one that DOESN'T punch you in the face will be moi ^^
Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: By all means please do! *wag*
Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: I have a sketchbook, whether I bring said book is up to me, and my attorney.
Q: Can I take your picture?
A: Are you trying to take my soul with your film box? Ok, but I already owe some of it to Satan after you're finished...
MISCELLANEOUS:
Q: Do you do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: ASK
Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: I SELL PROPANE
Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: Sorry I'm not volunteering, but i'm just going to put in up on refrigerator so everyone can see
Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN UFN UFUNF UFNFJNDFAKDJKLAFDJ;LADJFLJADFAJSDFL;AJD;FLKJADL;JALFK
BIRTHDAY BERFDAY BAH-HERFHA-DAIIIII
Posted 12 years agoToday is one of the most frightening days of the year. Today is the day darkness envelops the land, Chaos reigns supreme upon the earth. EARTHQUAKES, FLOODS AND VOLCANOES WREAK HAVOC UPON THE WEAKEST OF MORTALS. Also today is the Day I turn 21!!!!!!! In order to Commemorate such an occasion I shall recite a haiku *clears throat*
Thank You, Now I am off to do Crazy birthday things *wooooooosh*
~Xana The Mant~
Kleptomaniacs
When will they learn not to steal?
I have your watch now. Thank You, Now I am off to do Crazy birthday things *wooooooosh*
~Xana The Mant~
Art Raffle Pimpin MuFugga
Posted 12 years agoMy fwand 
fusky_fufu is Having an Art Raffle, I rarely do these kind of things but I Just wanted to help him out
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5254529/ <
THAR SHE BLOWS, GO TO EEET
fusky_fufu is Having an Art Raffle, I rarely do these kind of things but I Just wanted to help him outhttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5254529/ <
THAR SHE BLOWS, GO TO EEET
Oklacon Report 2: The Revenge of the Hunch Punch
Posted 12 years agoEven though I've delayed this report due to the strange illness that has been inflicted upon me these last couple of weeks better known as "The Cray" I will finally get to spill my two cents on what went down for me at Oklacon 2013. You may have to sit down for this because there is a lot *Cocks the "sit down" gun*
Arrived at the con Thursday afternoon, ran into my brotha from 12 other mothas
doberman_guard as well as tornwulf . Talked to alot of people. Got to see 
chevronfox again even though he forgot to pack his fursuit head lol. Spent some time at the campfire and met Rasi 
bearfoxx whom me and Dobie went to get Chinese food and Happy drinks afterward. Dobie went down to the campfire in suit and also fell his goofy ass down a bunch. I helped him to his tent then went to bed afterwards.
Friday I woke up with Dobie's handpaw inside of my jacket. Which I can only assume I made sweet love to that night (Just kidding). After returning it to him I believe this was the day I hung out with the tulsa furs. I had breakfast with zeeka , mont , ryanricarta and some other people who tagged along. I got to spend some time in crazy husky 
huskyRye 's cabin, ran into 
tarpaw, got to meet the awesome yote 
huttser-coyote and had more happy drinks. One in particular was the Hunch Punch. All I'm going to say is it got me VEEEEEERY Happy Haha. After that I spent more time goofing around. Got to see my other fwands Zafuyu , Misora , and Jusco 
visualsomething. Went to the dance with Jusco and Dobie. DANCED LIKE A MANIAC throughout the whole thing. I want to give Dobie props because he danced the whole 2 hours IN SUIT WITHOUT TAKING A BREAK. Somebody get the water because that Dobie's on FIYAAAAAAAAAAAH~
Saturday spent more time with fwands. Played extreme frisbee with
Salty who made sure we were plenty hydrated. Husky Rye made sure to bring the special hydration drinks with Plenty of electrolytes (It's what plants crave!!!!). More derping around with Husky, Huttser and more people. Got a badge from 
Flomutt which I looove to death. Went around and took pictures with sigcorsac, Mont and Zeeka. Went back to the cabin, watched DANGER 5. If you haven't seen this show DOOO EEEEEEET. Lastly went to the dance again with Tarpaw and Dobie. After that I remember going to some party with daxter, :iconjaredfox16, 
kodiwolfe and 
claytonthebear. I ran into Jusco again. I was too tired to go back to my a-frame so I me and Jusco spent the night at Harvest Husky's 
seveer cabin.
SUNDAY all the feels came over me as this was the last day for me at this con. Had more Chinese with Tarpaw, Dobie and Torn. Said goodbye to some people. Went on a nice Nature hike with Dobie and Tarpaw. Afterwards I packed up, got to see what was left of the Furry Drama Show and headed home.
This Oklacon had been a really special one then last year, in which instead of going to a bunch of panels. I got to hang out more with my friends. That by itself made the entire con for me. It always amazes me that the more time goes by the more wonderful my friends become. Even the new ones that I've made. I'm very thankful that I'm apart of this crazy fandom. I don't know where'd I'd be without you guys. Much love.
Also special shoutouts:
: Dude it's always great seeing you again. There couldn't have been a con without you. : I only got to talk to you briefly but I'm glad I met you dude. 
: Thanks for letting me try your fursuit head, that was really fun. 
: Was nice meeting you, and your fursuit is super cuuuuute. and 
Sorry I forgot you
If I missed you I'm sorry, I can only remember some many people at a time. ><
Until Next year! Awrooooooooooooo
~Xana The Mant~
Arrived at the con Thursday afternoon, ran into my brotha from 12 other mothas
doberman_guard as well as tornwulf . Talked to alot of people. Got to see 
chevronfox again even though he forgot to pack his fursuit head lol. Spent some time at the campfire and met Rasi 
bearfoxx whom me and Dobie went to get Chinese food and Happy drinks afterward. Dobie went down to the campfire in suit and also fell his goofy ass down a bunch. I helped him to his tent then went to bed afterwards.Friday I woke up with Dobie's handpaw inside of my jacket. Which I can only assume I made sweet love to that night (Just kidding). After returning it to him I believe this was the day I hung out with the tulsa furs. I had breakfast with
zeeka , mont , ryanricarta and some other people who tagged along. I got to spend some time in crazy husky huskyRye 's cabin, ran into tarpaw, got to meet the awesome yote huttser-coyote and had more happy drinks. One in particular was the Hunch Punch. All I'm going to say is it got me VEEEEEERY Happy Haha. After that I spent more time goofing around. Got to see my other fwands Zafuyu , Misora , and Jusco visualsomething. Went to the dance with Jusco and Dobie. DANCED LIKE A MANIAC throughout the whole thing. I want to give Dobie props because he danced the whole 2 hours IN SUIT WITHOUT TAKING A BREAK. Somebody get the water because that Dobie's on FIYAAAAAAAAAAAH~Saturday spent more time with fwands. Played extreme frisbee with
Salty who made sure we were plenty hydrated. Husky Rye made sure to bring the special hydration drinks with Plenty of electrolytes (It's what plants crave!!!!). More derping around with Husky, Huttser and more people. Got a badge from 
Flomutt which I looove to death. Went around and took pictures with sigcorsac, Mont and Zeeka. Went back to the cabin, watched DANGER 5. If you haven't seen this show DOOO EEEEEEET. Lastly went to the dance again with Tarpaw and Dobie. After that I remember going to some party with daxter, :iconjaredfox16, 
kodiwolfe and 
claytonthebear. I ran into Jusco again. I was too tired to go back to my a-frame so I me and Jusco spent the night at Harvest Husky's 
seveer cabin.SUNDAY all the feels came over me as this was the last day for me at this con. Had more Chinese with Tarpaw, Dobie and Torn. Said goodbye to some people. Went on a nice Nature hike with Dobie and Tarpaw. Afterwards I packed up, got to see what was left of the Furry Drama Show and headed home.
This Oklacon had been a really special one then last year, in which instead of going to a bunch of panels. I got to hang out more with my friends. That by itself made the entire con for me. It always amazes me that the more time goes by the more wonderful my friends become. Even the new ones that I've made. I'm very thankful that I'm apart of this crazy fandom. I don't know where'd I'd be without you guys. Much love.
Also special shoutouts:
: Dude it's always great seeing you again. There couldn't have been a con without you. : I only got to talk to you briefly but I'm glad I met you dude. 
: Thanks for letting me try your fursuit head, that was really fun. : Was nice meeting you, and your fursuit is super cuuuuute. and 
Sorry I forgot youIf I missed you I'm sorry, I can only remember some many people at a time. ><
Until Next year! Awrooooooooooooo
~Xana The Mant~
Car Accident...on Halloween....WTF
Posted 12 years agoSo basically after making my way down the high way after I get off a an exit. I white van decides to stop suddenly as I'm still going the speed limit which is about 50mph. I tried to slow down but I still collide with the back of the van. The van barely had a scratch on it. However, my 2001 Honda accord is in bad shape, and it's mostly FUbar'd at this point. Unfortunately I don't have full coverage on my insurance so I will more than likely will be looking for a new car. The good news is..I'M THANKFUL I'M ALIVE. I just hate when these things happen especially since I've been really careful while driving. Some may have already known (or maybe not depends on who I spoke with) I was planning on going to MFF. Nope. Not happening now. It sucks but there's' nothing I can do. I also may or may not be able to attend a couple of furmeets for awhile until I get things sorted out.
EXTRA INFO: I am going to make an Oklacon Recap Journal so be on the look out for that.
Thanks for reading
~Xana the Mant~
EXTRA INFO: I am going to make an Oklacon Recap Journal so be on the look out for that.
Thanks for reading
~Xana the Mant~
OAK LEH KAHHHHHN MEME
Posted 12 years ago1. How many years of you attend Oklacon?
2nd Year attending. Entertain Me!!!
2. Roll call - gender + age + species + huggable?
I Represent the Dong Squad (Male). 20 years young. Wuffy Wuff and You better hug me! I didn't pay $25 to not be hugged!!!!!!
3. Do you sleep there? Have you ever camped before?
Yes I sleep there. I might have to share a tent >> and yesh I have been camping. *Breathes in the fresh air*
4. Do you buy food from the constore, bring your own BBQ, nibble at the lodge, or eat in town?
Yes
5. Are you shameless?
There are some things I won't do. Other than that.... *streaks across the room* I'm Naked!
6. Who are you coming with?
Me, Myself, and The Ghost Who Never Lies
7. On average, how much money do you spend? On art? On the charity auction?
Alot, because that's what Jesus Wants and 9/11 was bad.
8. Do you go to pick up art?
I'm a sucker for artwork. I promised my self just one couldn't hurt...AND THEN THEY WERE ALL GONE! *sobs*
9. Have you ever been a Predator, or Prey?
Bitch I might be
10. Do you 'suit?
T~T EVERYBODY HUUUUUUUUUUURTS AND EVERYBODY CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES
11. Where can you be found there?
I AM EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE AT THE SAME TIME
12. Favorite event?
THE RAVE!!!!!!!
13. How many friends have you met from conventions?
Quite a few, though the ones that manage to keep in contact afterward varies.....
14. Have you ever been drunk?
Buzzed enough to start singing Red Hot Chili Peppers Songs randomly, other than that.....
15. Name your previous conventions:
Oklacon 2012 Texas Furry Fiesta 2013 Wild Nights 2013
16. Gotten home to find out you've lost weight from walking around so DAMN much?
Sure
17. Hugged random people?
HUGGGGGGGGGG MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
18. Kissed random people?
WHY?
19. Raved until you fell over?
i've raved until I couldn't feel my face, and my hands, and the lower half of my body, and part of spleen....does that count?
20. Flirted with a dealer to get a discount?
21. Been stalked?
If someone has I would never know. But they better not have me find out *cracks knuckles*
22. Reunited with a friend?
ALL TEH FWANDS
23. Favorite smell at Oklacon?
ERRRTHANG
24. Cried at a convention?
During? No. After? Like a Bitch
25. Favorite memory?
just hanging out with all my friends is good enough for me <3
26. Made any money?
Nope, maybe I should twerk more?
27. Biggest fear about being in the woods with 300 furries?
The Cray
28. Sick of this survey?
You call this a Survey? XDDDDD
29. Okay...last question -- what's the best part of Oklacon?
The Experience
2nd Year attending. Entertain Me!!!
2. Roll call - gender + age + species + huggable?
I Represent the Dong Squad (Male). 20 years young. Wuffy Wuff and You better hug me! I didn't pay $25 to not be hugged!!!!!!
3. Do you sleep there? Have you ever camped before?
Yes I sleep there. I might have to share a tent >> and yesh I have been camping. *Breathes in the fresh air*
4. Do you buy food from the constore, bring your own BBQ, nibble at the lodge, or eat in town?
Yes
5. Are you shameless?
There are some things I won't do. Other than that.... *streaks across the room* I'm Naked!
6. Who are you coming with?
Me, Myself, and The Ghost Who Never Lies
7. On average, how much money do you spend? On art? On the charity auction?
Alot, because that's what Jesus Wants and 9/11 was bad.
8. Do you go to pick up art?
I'm a sucker for artwork. I promised my self just one couldn't hurt...AND THEN THEY WERE ALL GONE! *sobs*
9. Have you ever been a Predator, or Prey?
Bitch I might be
10. Do you 'suit?
T~T EVERYBODY HUUUUUUUUUUURTS AND EVERYBODY CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES
11. Where can you be found there?
I AM EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE AT THE SAME TIME
12. Favorite event?
THE RAVE!!!!!!!
13. How many friends have you met from conventions?
Quite a few, though the ones that manage to keep in contact afterward varies.....
14. Have you ever been drunk?
Buzzed enough to start singing Red Hot Chili Peppers Songs randomly, other than that.....
15. Name your previous conventions:
Oklacon 2012 Texas Furry Fiesta 2013 Wild Nights 2013
16. Gotten home to find out you've lost weight from walking around so DAMN much?
Sure
17. Hugged random people?
HUGGGGGGGGGG MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
18. Kissed random people?
WHY?
19. Raved until you fell over?
i've raved until I couldn't feel my face, and my hands, and the lower half of my body, and part of spleen....does that count?
20. Flirted with a dealer to get a discount?
21. Been stalked?
If someone has I would never know. But they better not have me find out *cracks knuckles*
22. Reunited with a friend?
ALL TEH FWANDS
23. Favorite smell at Oklacon?
ERRRTHANG
24. Cried at a convention?
During? No. After? Like a Bitch
25. Favorite memory?
just hanging out with all my friends is good enough for me <3
26. Made any money?
Nope, maybe I should twerk more?
27. Biggest fear about being in the woods with 300 furries?
The Cray
28. Sick of this survey?
You call this a Survey? XDDDDD
29. Okay...last question -- what's the best part of Oklacon?
The Experience
In case of New Icon Hit F5
Posted 12 years agoI am the owner of a new icon made by the talented 
kuroseishin Just in time for All Hallows Eve Season. So hit that button and bask in the awesomeness that is my icon. BASK I SAY!
kuroseishin Just in time for All Hallows Eve Season. So hit that button and bask in the awesomeness that is my icon. BASK I SAY! TMI Sunday
Posted 12 years agoJust feeling bored, nothing going on today, So please ask me ALL TEH QUESTIONS so I can silence the ongoing battle that's in my head, seriously, it's not going well. The troops of my left hemisphere stopped using Samurai swords and are now using breadsticks. Those poor fools....
So yeah, Give me some questions, and I'll give you answers :)
So yeah, Give me some questions, and I'll give you answers :)
