Well, I'm Fucked
Posted 13 years agoEdit. Faith in humanity +10! Someone returned my thing (camera) with all of my data on it! I didn't ask questions. Now I no longer have to take out $250-$650 on my account and I can finish all my high school credits by not having to drop photography class. Still grounded for being stupid, but I can deal with that. Just happy to not be in debt, and to have my camera back, 'cuz I love the shit out of that camera and I am just giddy it is once again in my possession. Thank you to everybody who sent me a note about commissions! I'm so touched! ;w; I don't think I'll open them quite yet, but maybe I will during breaks when I'm not inundated with school and work!
Got $250 dollars worth of much-needed merchandise stolen. Mom demands payback and I cannot pay her back and get a replacement for what I need with what I have in my bank account. If my banking account dips below zero, the bank will start charging me huge fees and then I can't help pay the bills and then we'll be on the street. Once I have stopped being grounded to all hell, which is an indefinite period of time, I will get a Paypal and open commissions. They will be really cheap and will cost no more than $15, or you can pay what you want. I don't even care anymore. I'll draw anything. Literally anything. Hell, you can even use snail mail if you want. I am too fucked to be picky.
Examples of my recent stuff that is also colored soon since I literally post nothing on here.
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Posted 13 years agoToday at the self-checkout in Walmart my shit was too light for the scale to sense. So it was all like "PLEASE BAG ITEM LOL" even though I totally had and I was stuck on that screen for five minutes.
Then I PUNCHED THROUGH THE GODDAMN BAG and everything was okay.
That was my day.
Then I PUNCHED THROUGH THE GODDAMN BAG and everything was okay.
That was my day.
I'M BACK
Posted 14 years agoI was a lazy cunt and forgot about FA.
Now I'm back and I will be giving you your requests.
Finally.
Stay tuned.
Now I'm back and I will be giving you your requests.
Finally.
Stay tuned.
Update on Requests
Posted 14 years agoSorry about the wait on requests, guys. It's just that some IRL stuff came up unexpectedly, and I haven't had much time on my leg segments because of it. I'll get the sketches out ASAP, though! Also, that'll be all for now. I honestly didn't expect this much interest!
Thanks for the watches, y'all. <3
Thanks for the watches, y'all. <3
Aw, Hell, Why Not?
Posted 14 years agoWow... I don't post enough on this account. So. Uh. I'm taking requests if you'd like. Y'know, just wanna pimp out my crap art and get involved with the community more. I'm okay with up to two characters, pr0nz, and most every fetish under the sun. I will NOT do explicit loli or shota, though. Yeah. Just post what you want with references in that there comment box, whether you want it to be digital or traditional art, and I'll see to it. What you get will vary. It can be from a sketch to a full CG, but either way, it's free.
Because I'm A Cummy, Degenerative Pervert.
Posted 14 years agoThis is :nightmarethestallion:'s fault. Now I shall announce to the world all of my bizarre sexual kinks, most of which would probably get me arrested IRL.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anal on Males (Nope)
Transformation (Maybe)
Yaoi (M/M) (No)
Girly Boys (No)
Subbing/Doming (AW YEAH! I'm a top <3 )
Tentacles (YES)
Spooge (No)
Bondage (Yes)
Oviposition (Nah)
Cross-dressing (Yes)
Oral (Sure)
Orgy ('Kay)
Muscle, Male (No)
Lactation (Depends. If it's breastfeeding, that's AWWWWWWRIGHT, but it it's a picture of someone squeezing the shit out of a girl's tits, that just frightens me.)
Incest (Yes)
Partial Nudity (Sure)
Anal on Females (No)
Clothing (Yes)
Leather (Yes)
Stockings (Yes)
Muscle, Female (Depends on how muscular)
Herm (Impartial)
Macro/Micro (Yes to micro)
Impregnation (Maybe...)
Paw/Foot (No)
Bi (Nah)
Mind Control (Sure)
Uniform (Yes)
Solo Masturbation (Yes)
Tech (What? D: I have no idea what this is, lol)
Sadism (Yes)
Hyper (No)
She-males (No)
Body Paint (No)
Plants (Yes)
Mud/Quicksand etc (Sure; why not?)
Anal Vore (No)
Rape (Yes, but fantasy-only)
Watersports (Depends on my mood)
Masochism (No)
Multiple body parts (Yes)
Zoophilia (No)
Breasts (YES)
Breast Expansion (No)
Hetero (M/F) (No)
Biting (Hmm... 8D)
Inflation (Maybe)
Pregnancy (Yes)
Yuri (F/F) (YES!!!!)
Fat/Pudge (Sure)
Cock Vore (No)
Standard Soft Vore (Yes)
Weight Gain (Eh. I sort of like it.)
Cub (... Guess)
Baby/Diaper (No)
Standard Hard Vore (Yes)
Scat (Depends on the kind of scat. Seriously.)
Gore/guro (Yes)
Snuff (Yes--my favorite~!)
Skunk spray (No)
Asphyxiation (Sure)
Shoe/Boots (No)
Soul Vore (Yes)
Butch Girls (Sometimes)
Cheesecake (Yes)
Glasses (Bleh)
Electricity (No)
Wet-look (I don't really care about it)
Unbirth (Yes)
Latex/Rubber (Yes)
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anal on Males (Nope)
Transformation (Maybe)
Yaoi (M/M) (No)
Girly Boys (No)
Subbing/Doming (AW YEAH! I'm a top <3 )
Tentacles (YES)
Spooge (No)
Bondage (Yes)
Oviposition (Nah)
Cross-dressing (Yes)
Oral (Sure)
Orgy ('Kay)
Muscle, Male (No)
Lactation (Depends. If it's breastfeeding, that's AWWWWWWRIGHT, but it it's a picture of someone squeezing the shit out of a girl's tits, that just frightens me.)
Incest (Yes)
Partial Nudity (Sure)
Anal on Females (No)
Clothing (Yes)
Leather (Yes)
Stockings (Yes)
Muscle, Female (Depends on how muscular)
Herm (Impartial)
Macro/Micro (Yes to micro)
Impregnation (Maybe...)
Paw/Foot (No)
Bi (Nah)
Mind Control (Sure)
Uniform (Yes)
Solo Masturbation (Yes)
Tech (What? D: I have no idea what this is, lol)
Sadism (Yes)
Hyper (No)
She-males (No)
Body Paint (No)
Plants (Yes)
Mud/Quicksand etc (Sure; why not?)
Anal Vore (No)
Rape (Yes, but fantasy-only)
Watersports (Depends on my mood)
Masochism (No)
Multiple body parts (Yes)
Zoophilia (No)
Breasts (YES)
Breast Expansion (No)
Hetero (M/F) (No)
Biting (Hmm... 8D)
Inflation (Maybe)
Pregnancy (Yes)
Yuri (F/F) (YES!!!!)
Fat/Pudge (Sure)
Cock Vore (No)
Standard Soft Vore (Yes)
Weight Gain (Eh. I sort of like it.)
Cub (... Guess)
Baby/Diaper (No)
Standard Hard Vore (Yes)
Scat (Depends on the kind of scat. Seriously.)
Gore/guro (Yes)
Snuff (Yes--my favorite~!)
Skunk spray (No)
Asphyxiation (Sure)
Shoe/Boots (No)
Soul Vore (Yes)
Butch Girls (Sometimes)
Cheesecake (Yes)
Glasses (Bleh)
Electricity (No)
Wet-look (I don't really care about it)
Unbirth (Yes)
Latex/Rubber (Yes)
FA+
