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Posted 14 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
We have a friendslist on fA?!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Mid afternoondaynight a paradox time that will never happen
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I roll around all over the place
4. Do you masturbate?
Is the ocean a liquid?
5. How often? Lately?
Every night before bed.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths.I like to sleep in the tub sometimes
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
N/A
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Once again....WE HAVE FRIENDS LISTS!?!?!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
SERIOUSLY!!WHERE IS THIS THING!?
13. Would you choose love or money?
Neither.I'll choose the walrus
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I would like to **** with * **** while they ****** in **** form how **** * **** **** ** *** ***
I also have a fetish for ******* ** * **** while they **** ** **** and *********** **** ** ****
I think I wouldn't mind if *** ****** ****** ***** ***** *** ****** ** **** ******* style :3
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
N/A
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
N/A
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
N/A
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Sort of
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I don't drink.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I have never been to one.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I have kissed a few males
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Ew
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I didn't get laid.I got laid off xD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.A birthday card
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not yet
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
N/A
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Have you ever been bored with nothing better to do?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
No
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The ********** ********
38. What's your favorite sex act?
When * **** does that thing when they ***** by ****** *** **** ******** and then ******* ** **** **** and then ********* **** **** ***** and ******* **** **** ***.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Haven't had sex with one person at all
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Everyone.
We have a friendslist on fA?!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Mid afternoondaynight a paradox time that will never happen
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I roll around all over the place
4. Do you masturbate?
Is the ocean a liquid?
5. How often? Lately?
Every night before bed.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths.I like to sleep in the tub sometimes
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
N/A
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Once again....WE HAVE FRIENDS LISTS!?!?!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
SERIOUSLY!!WHERE IS THIS THING!?
13. Would you choose love or money?
Neither.I'll choose the walrus
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I would like to **** with * **** while they ****** in **** form how **** * **** **** ** *** ***
I also have a fetish for ******* ** * **** while they **** ** **** and *********** **** ** ****
I think I wouldn't mind if *** ****** ****** ***** ***** *** ****** ** **** ******* style :3
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
N/A
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
N/A
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
N/A
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Sort of
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I don't drink.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I have never been to one.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I have kissed a few males
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Ew
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I didn't get laid.I got laid off xD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.A birthday card
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not yet
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
N/A
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Have you ever been bored with nothing better to do?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
No
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The ********** ********
38. What's your favorite sex act?
When * **** does that thing when they ***** by ****** *** **** ******** and then ******* ** **** **** and then ********* **** **** ***** and ******* **** **** ***.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Haven't had sex with one person at all
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Everyone.
If you're not a bitch you'd totally want one of these
Posted 14 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/6631054/
^^Those are fucking amazing.If you don't want one of those you must hate yourself or something.
^^Those are fucking amazing.If you don't want one of those you must hate yourself or something.
Horrible day of my life...
Posted 14 years agoSo today was the day of my mother's birthday party.She turned 50 btw.
I got bitched out for leaving a can outside by the dumpster.NO WHERE NEAR THE HOUSE.but apparently it makes the house look like shit.
But that's all fine and dandy.Next off..My sister is a totally fuck.3 of my siblings were here today.All of which are older.
Eldest HALF Sister Theresa
Eldest HALF Brother Joey
Elder Brother Paul
I'm not going to lie.I'm ashamed to share the same blood as my sister.It may not be full blooded sister but even half is shameful enough.She just can't let things go.So she gets mad that my brother isn't going to her shitty kid's birthday party(Not even his real birthday) cause her bitch ass didn't even fucking invite him.
Why the fuck would you want to go to a party you aren't even welcomed to?
So she's just putting him out there with his wife saying all this shit and it's like...Why?So you can feel like you're a saint?
She says they don't care and never visit...well..Why the fuck hasn't she tried to visit him?Why can't she call?He's called the kids and wished them happy birthdays.He's been nice to them.Even came to visit them even though she claims he never does.Doesn't even say hi to him when he visits.
I'm tired of her.I don't want to be her brother.Its an embarrassment to call her my sister.I'm done with this bullshit with her.I can't stand her or her fucking douche of a boyfriend who just follows her stories like a tool.
I love my brother Paul.We've had our hardships,but I can honestly say its only made us better people for it.But I'm conflicted on where I go from here with my sister.I'm about ready to tell her to fuck off I'm done.
I got bitched out for leaving a can outside by the dumpster.NO WHERE NEAR THE HOUSE.but apparently it makes the house look like shit.
But that's all fine and dandy.Next off..My sister is a totally fuck.3 of my siblings were here today.All of which are older.
Eldest HALF Sister Theresa
Eldest HALF Brother Joey
Elder Brother Paul
I'm not going to lie.I'm ashamed to share the same blood as my sister.It may not be full blooded sister but even half is shameful enough.She just can't let things go.So she gets mad that my brother isn't going to her shitty kid's birthday party(Not even his real birthday) cause her bitch ass didn't even fucking invite him.
Why the fuck would you want to go to a party you aren't even welcomed to?
So she's just putting him out there with his wife saying all this shit and it's like...Why?So you can feel like you're a saint?
She says they don't care and never visit...well..Why the fuck hasn't she tried to visit him?Why can't she call?He's called the kids and wished them happy birthdays.He's been nice to them.Even came to visit them even though she claims he never does.Doesn't even say hi to him when he visits.
I'm tired of her.I don't want to be her brother.Its an embarrassment to call her my sister.I'm done with this bullshit with her.I can't stand her or her fucking douche of a boyfriend who just follows her stories like a tool.
I love my brother Paul.We've had our hardships,but I can honestly say its only made us better people for it.But I'm conflicted on where I go from here with my sister.I'm about ready to tell her to fuck off I'm done.
Whats sexy and does chibis?
Posted 14 years agoI have not written a journal in foreverz.
Posted 14 years agoUhhh.....I'll try this again later...I got nothing to talk about...
TIME WASTER! 8D
WASTED YO TIME!MOTHA FUCKA!
HOLY MOTHER FUCK ITS A ICE CREAM TRUCK
TIME WASTER! 8D
WASTED YO TIME!MOTHA FUCKA!
HOLY MOTHER FUCK ITS A ICE CREAM TRUCK
911
Posted 14 years agoOkay so I want to draw something in remembrance of the day :T But I don't want it to come off as I'm a douche..xD
I need help on the inspiration part.
I need help on the inspiration part.
Pissed off and tired.
Posted 14 years agoOkay so I had to ride my bike to my volunteerwork today.Fun.Which it was.I was about to get there.A few feet away and all of a sudden I get called to head back home to pick up my mother's medicine.I'm like...SHIT!Its hot and I had nothing to drink.I just wanted to get some water and work.Instead I trek home.Which is 2-3 miles away.Takes me an hour or two.You know not a big deal.3rd time around I crash into a god damn wall and get a cramp D:
So then I'm walking my bike.Toughing it out.Then eventually start riding again.Crash into a fence.The fence is fine btw.But yeah so afterwards I end up riding my bike home again.No big deal.I like to ride my bike.
But this time around I keep fucking seeing all these dead animal corpses and its like...NOT THE FIRST TIME EITHER.These things have been in the same place for AGES.
Does no one give a fuck that there is dead animals on the streets?Its gross and sad.So the ride tired me out but the animals pissed me off.
On a lighter note though I've worked on the sketch for a certain someone's icon :3
I have to admit.It took me awhile to think of something.I love drawing for my friends.I love coming up with these weird drawings for them.But lately when I took on this project I was a bit stumped.It infuriated me cause I wanted to do something special for them cause they wanted a couples icon.I ran through my mind of things that I could do,but everytime I was going to hit the sketch pad someone beat me to it xDThis time though.I'm PRETTY sure no one will beat me to the idea >:3
I just hope after all is said and done they like it :c
If not then...Shit I tried xD
Another thing that pissed me off!Totally forgot.I don't know if any of you watch Doctor Who,but I watched that "Let's kill Hitler" episode and I swear to god everything in that episode pissed me off.The only good thing to happen in that episode was the Doctor lived.I HATE the shit out of Melody Pond.
So then I'm walking my bike.Toughing it out.Then eventually start riding again.Crash into a fence.The fence is fine btw.But yeah so afterwards I end up riding my bike home again.No big deal.I like to ride my bike.
But this time around I keep fucking seeing all these dead animal corpses and its like...NOT THE FIRST TIME EITHER.These things have been in the same place for AGES.
Does no one give a fuck that there is dead animals on the streets?Its gross and sad.So the ride tired me out but the animals pissed me off.
On a lighter note though I've worked on the sketch for a certain someone's icon :3
I have to admit.It took me awhile to think of something.I love drawing for my friends.I love coming up with these weird drawings for them.But lately when I took on this project I was a bit stumped.It infuriated me cause I wanted to do something special for them cause they wanted a couples icon.I ran through my mind of things that I could do,but everytime I was going to hit the sketch pad someone beat me to it xDThis time though.I'm PRETTY sure no one will beat me to the idea >:3
I just hope after all is said and done they like it :c
If not then...Shit I tried xD
Another thing that pissed me off!Totally forgot.I don't know if any of you watch Doctor Who,but I watched that "Let's kill Hitler" episode and I swear to god everything in that episode pissed me off.The only good thing to happen in that episode was the Doctor lived.I HATE the shit out of Melody Pond.
Emua Died....
Posted 14 years agoMy best friends dog today.I loved this dog.He was big kind and derpy.I remember how he'd plop on the floor and lick your feet or place his big ol' head in your lap and look up at you.He was so lazy,but if you told him to do something he'd do it.I loved that dog more than I loved most people.I especially love Nate.He's my best friend.
It just seems unfair that he'd lose his dog to a tumor.He had to hold him as they injected him.His last breath in his arms.The saddest thing I've ever heard..
For awhile this dog was his only friend and now he's gone.
But Emua is more than just the dog's name.It's a word with meaning..
Emua in the hawaiian tongue means number 1.
I find this to be true..Emua was indeed number 1 and he always will be.Where ever dogs go when they die..I hope it's even more magnanimous than this right now.I hope where ever he is he isn't suffering like he did last night.
It's so easy to take pets for granted.Even people.It takes til we lose them to realize how special to us they TRUELY are.It's both heartbreaking and inspiring.I only wish I could've loved this dog more while he was still alive.I wish I could've given him that scraps of food he begged for.
It just seems unfair that he'd lose his dog to a tumor.He had to hold him as they injected him.His last breath in his arms.The saddest thing I've ever heard..
For awhile this dog was his only friend and now he's gone.
But Emua is more than just the dog's name.It's a word with meaning..
Emua in the hawaiian tongue means number 1.
I find this to be true..Emua was indeed number 1 and he always will be.Where ever dogs go when they die..I hope it's even more magnanimous than this right now.I hope where ever he is he isn't suffering like he did last night.
It's so easy to take pets for granted.Even people.It takes til we lose them to realize how special to us they TRUELY are.It's both heartbreaking and inspiring.I only wish I could've loved this dog more while he was still alive.I wish I could've given him that scraps of food he begged for.
It's only gay when balls touch
Posted 14 years agoSo I am doing this survey a friend did and it looked interesting.
1. This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
-Like a bike.
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
-Chun
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
-Morning wood.Does that answer the question?
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
-Carlos.Last night
5. What are you excited for?
-Nothing really xD
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
-Carlos
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
-Dicks.JK!Water
9. Have a best friend?
-I have indeed.My right hand and mr.lotion.JK JK!Yeah I have a few besties
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
-Not at all.I'm young.I have plenty of time to get back with exs or find new love.
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
-NO!Cause teenagers have no souls...JK!Yeah.If it has a heart it can love.Unless its a canadian...JK xD
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
There is a lot of people I'd want to punch in the face.Remembering the order I want to punch them in is the hardest part.
13. What time is it right this second?
-1:26PM
14. What do you want right now?
-Porn
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Chris
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
-I have a harem with my mate 8D
17. When was the last time you cried?
-Last night cause you touched yourself ; n ;
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
-Not at all 8D
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
-Nope.I trust everyone until they give me a reason not to.That's my view.I'm not paranoid that the world is out to get me.
20. How fast does your mind change?
-Depends on the situation..But often.My mind is
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
-Nope
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
-Things could always be better,but someone else is shittier than me so I'm good.83
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
-Cause shit happens.If they cheat don't tell me.I don't want to know.I rather be happy ignorant instead of angry
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
-Music,my brother,friends,porn,gore
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
-Nothing.I'm not going to be doing anything unique.Birthday parties in october.Halloween(Nate's birthday)
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
-Yes,skirts
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
-last night.
28. When is your next road trip?
-Don't have one planned
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
-I can tell anyone anything in general.Not ashamed of who I am.
30. How's your heart?
-Big and pumping blood.DUH.
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
-I'm not.I am just a number on the list of many.My life is insignificant on the scale.What I do is miniscule compared to the globe.Nothing really matters.
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
-I don't really think so xD I am creepy.Not to mention I don't really care.
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
-Post it.Stupid.
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
-Don't know.Don't care.
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
-Nope.xD
36. Who do you not get along with?
I don't have a problem getting along with people.Its people that can't get along with me.
37. What does your 3rd recent text say
From or To?
From Nate:Dear Jeremy,you know how you wanted to eat an entire box of fiber one bars?Well, I would like to inform you that I ate in total 105% of my daily fiber intake and I now,regret that decision.As I text you,the grim reaper is circling my anus.For,I believe it is slowly dying off.You know how women say giving birth is the most painful act on Earth?Well,I would like to counter that arguement by saying I think expunging a waterfall from your butt with such velocity that it breaks the sound barrier is much more traumatizing and unpleasant experience.I say this now to prevent you from feeling the ungodly bowel obstruction I am currently going through.Your friend and savior from a unfathomable experience,Nate.
To:What the fuck?!
38. What are you wearing right now?
Socks,plad shorts with a black shirt and a kitty hat.
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Going down the happy trail to get inside your pants 83
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
years ago.
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Boy,Slaanesh.Girl,Mahana
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
-sick,erect,nauseous,aroused,and bored
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
-I would want to talk to someone.Yes.
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
-Sometimes.
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
-Creeping people out on a site by telling them homosexual perverse materials.Such as that I would like Chris to carve a hole in my naval to use my gash as a makeshift vaginal tract as I claw into his shoulders and clench my jaws around his neck.~Course I said this just to piss him off cause he was being a white knight and I always have to play the villain >:3
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
-JEU(Yeah sounds like Jew doesn't it? xD)
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
-Beka
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
-All the fucking time xD
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
-No.Cause why would he walk out of my life in the first place?Second off,He's a big boy.I can't stop him from making his own decisions.I love Nate,but if he doesn't want to be around me anymore then I have no right to stop him.
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
-Never.I never feel awkward.I just make others feel awkward and I feel accomplished.
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
-Yes,long story.
52. Do you have good vision?
-Sometimes.
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
-By accident.Yes.
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
-No.I punch.Don't slap.Hell one girl sprained her wrist slapping me.
55. Are you Irish?
-No
56. Do you use chap stick?
-Yeah.Rootbeer chapstick 8D
57. Do you have any scars?
-Yes.I have a few.
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
-I can forgive,but I will never forget.
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
-No.I am not dating Nate xD
60. Name the last person to text you?
-Didn't you ask this already..?
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
-So long as they aren't fucking stupid ridiculously old.I have a friend that's dating someone 30 years older.
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
-Who cares?I have to deal with what I'm wearing.Not them.Why does it matter to them what I dress like?
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
-Yes.Angelica
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Neither.I don't sleep on a bed.
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
-Get out of bed.Stupid
66. Do you fall for people easily?
No.I generally don't care for that sort of thing.Plus I am cursed to forever be a friend xD I joke around too much and when I do fall inlove they can never take me seriously.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
-No
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
-I was suicidal in the past.I'm pretty sure I don't.
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Ich tu dir weh - Rammstein
70. Want someone back in your life?
-No.There is a reason they aren't in my life.I'm done with their bullshit.They are a toxin that corrodes my mind.I just washed them out of my hair.I don't want them back in it.
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
-How the fuck should I know?Do I have psychic powers?
72. What is the color of the shirt you are wearing?
-I just fucking said I had a black shirt on you asshole!Why are you asking the same shit again?!
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
-I can't remember their names.These twin sisters that lived nextdoor to me.
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
-Depends.If its a lie that has nothing to do with me.I don't care,but if its a big deal like if they were talking shit about me.Yeah I'd be pretty damn upset.
75. Is there anyone who understands your sexuality?
-Nope.
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
-Forced.I have to force myself to be happy.Cause not many people make me smile.I am my best entertainment.
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
-I don't care.
78. What do you wear when you sleep?
Boxers.Pajama bottors.Or just nothing but socks.
79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
-Artists.I'm a comment whore xD
80. The first person you loved is?
-I met her in a mental ward.
81. Something terrible happened with you?
-Long story.
82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
-Force them up agaisnt the wall and ravish them?
83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
-To be as good an artist as the people I watch. xD
84. Ever forced someone to do something?
-Nope.
85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
-Disgusting gore,pornographic materials,humorous things,sensual feelings,confusing things that bother me that people say.
86. How was your first kiss?
-Not so great.
87. What's your favorite music genre?
-Germanic death metal,techno,trance,rock,jrock,etc.Pretty much anything with a good beat.
88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
-Nope.If they want to then they can.
1. This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
-Like a bike.
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
-Chun
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
-Morning wood.Does that answer the question?
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
-Carlos.Last night
5. What are you excited for?
-Nothing really xD
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
-Carlos
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
-Dicks.JK!Water
9. Have a best friend?
-I have indeed.My right hand and mr.lotion.JK JK!Yeah I have a few besties
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
-Not at all.I'm young.I have plenty of time to get back with exs or find new love.
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
-NO!Cause teenagers have no souls...JK!Yeah.If it has a heart it can love.Unless its a canadian...JK xD
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
There is a lot of people I'd want to punch in the face.Remembering the order I want to punch them in is the hardest part.
13. What time is it right this second?
-1:26PM
14. What do you want right now?
-Porn
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Chris
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
-I have a harem with my mate 8D
17. When was the last time you cried?
-Last night cause you touched yourself ; n ;
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
-Not at all 8D
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
-Nope.I trust everyone until they give me a reason not to.That's my view.I'm not paranoid that the world is out to get me.
20. How fast does your mind change?
-Depends on the situation..But often.My mind is
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
-Nope
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
-Things could always be better,but someone else is shittier than me so I'm good.83
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
-Cause shit happens.If they cheat don't tell me.I don't want to know.I rather be happy ignorant instead of angry
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
-Music,my brother,friends,porn,gore
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
-Nothing.I'm not going to be doing anything unique.Birthday parties in october.Halloween(Nate's birthday)
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
-Yes,skirts
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
-last night.
28. When is your next road trip?
-Don't have one planned
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
-I can tell anyone anything in general.Not ashamed of who I am.
30. How's your heart?
-Big and pumping blood.DUH.
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
-I'm not.I am just a number on the list of many.My life is insignificant on the scale.What I do is miniscule compared to the globe.Nothing really matters.
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
-I don't really think so xD I am creepy.Not to mention I don't really care.
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
-Post it.Stupid.
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
-Don't know.Don't care.
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
-Nope.xD
36. Who do you not get along with?
I don't have a problem getting along with people.Its people that can't get along with me.
37. What does your 3rd recent text say
From or To?
From Nate:Dear Jeremy,you know how you wanted to eat an entire box of fiber one bars?Well, I would like to inform you that I ate in total 105% of my daily fiber intake and I now,regret that decision.As I text you,the grim reaper is circling my anus.For,I believe it is slowly dying off.You know how women say giving birth is the most painful act on Earth?Well,I would like to counter that arguement by saying I think expunging a waterfall from your butt with such velocity that it breaks the sound barrier is much more traumatizing and unpleasant experience.I say this now to prevent you from feeling the ungodly bowel obstruction I am currently going through.Your friend and savior from a unfathomable experience,Nate.
To:What the fuck?!
38. What are you wearing right now?
Socks,plad shorts with a black shirt and a kitty hat.
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Going down the happy trail to get inside your pants 83
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
years ago.
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Boy,Slaanesh.Girl,Mahana
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
-sick,erect,nauseous,aroused,and bored
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
-I would want to talk to someone.Yes.
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
-Sometimes.
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
-Creeping people out on a site by telling them homosexual perverse materials.Such as that I would like Chris to carve a hole in my naval to use my gash as a makeshift vaginal tract as I claw into his shoulders and clench my jaws around his neck.~Course I said this just to piss him off cause he was being a white knight and I always have to play the villain >:3
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
-JEU(Yeah sounds like Jew doesn't it? xD)
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
-Beka
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
-All the fucking time xD
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
-No.Cause why would he walk out of my life in the first place?Second off,He's a big boy.I can't stop him from making his own decisions.I love Nate,but if he doesn't want to be around me anymore then I have no right to stop him.
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
-Never.I never feel awkward.I just make others feel awkward and I feel accomplished.
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
-Yes,long story.
52. Do you have good vision?
-Sometimes.
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
-By accident.Yes.
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
-No.I punch.Don't slap.Hell one girl sprained her wrist slapping me.
55. Are you Irish?
-No
56. Do you use chap stick?
-Yeah.Rootbeer chapstick 8D
57. Do you have any scars?
-Yes.I have a few.
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
-I can forgive,but I will never forget.
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
-No.I am not dating Nate xD
60. Name the last person to text you?
-Didn't you ask this already..?
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
-So long as they aren't fucking stupid ridiculously old.I have a friend that's dating someone 30 years older.
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
-Who cares?I have to deal with what I'm wearing.Not them.Why does it matter to them what I dress like?
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
-Yes.Angelica
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Neither.I don't sleep on a bed.
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
-Get out of bed.Stupid
66. Do you fall for people easily?
No.I generally don't care for that sort of thing.Plus I am cursed to forever be a friend xD I joke around too much and when I do fall inlove they can never take me seriously.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
-No
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
-I was suicidal in the past.I'm pretty sure I don't.
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Ich tu dir weh - Rammstein
70. Want someone back in your life?
-No.There is a reason they aren't in my life.I'm done with their bullshit.They are a toxin that corrodes my mind.I just washed them out of my hair.I don't want them back in it.
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
-How the fuck should I know?Do I have psychic powers?
72. What is the color of the shirt you are wearing?
-I just fucking said I had a black shirt on you asshole!Why are you asking the same shit again?!
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
-I can't remember their names.These twin sisters that lived nextdoor to me.
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
-Depends.If its a lie that has nothing to do with me.I don't care,but if its a big deal like if they were talking shit about me.Yeah I'd be pretty damn upset.
75. Is there anyone who understands your sexuality?
-Nope.
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
-Forced.I have to force myself to be happy.Cause not many people make me smile.I am my best entertainment.
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
-I don't care.
78. What do you wear when you sleep?
Boxers.Pajama bottors.Or just nothing but socks.
79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
-Artists.I'm a comment whore xD
80. The first person you loved is?
-I met her in a mental ward.
81. Something terrible happened with you?
-Long story.
82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
-Force them up agaisnt the wall and ravish them?
83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
-To be as good an artist as the people I watch. xD
84. Ever forced someone to do something?
-Nope.
85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
-Disgusting gore,pornographic materials,humorous things,sensual feelings,confusing things that bother me that people say.
86. How was your first kiss?
-Not so great.
87. What's your favorite music genre?
-Germanic death metal,techno,trance,rock,jrock,etc.Pretty much anything with a good beat.
88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
-Nope.If they want to then they can.
My family is a bunch of geniuses
Posted 14 years agoSo I'm fixing the houses my grandfather built and I finally got to see the house my uncle Rick used to live in.First off..I never went to his house cause it always smelt like shit and he looked like he never heard of a shower in his life.On christmas I was going to get him a toothbrush cause he has some black teeth and...I thought this was only possible in cartoons but he had a HOLE in his god damn teeth.
But anyways...I go to fix the shower with these plummers cause there is a leak and find out on the other side of the plumming...Is the god damn power box...So that means this whole time there was an ELECTRIC CURRENT RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE THE WATER RUNS TO THE SHOWER!
It was seriously a fucking death trap waiting to happen.
My great grandfather built these houses mind you and I was all...WOW!My family is made up of geniuses cause the other house has a door to the bathroom with a door with a LARGE window and I was like...WHY!?WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT THAT THERE!?Why would you put a window so everyone can see you doing your business and taking showers?Cause it had this really thin cloth over it that you could see through and I was like...What a fucking lazy attempt to make a curtain.
Then my Uncle Rick decided he wanted to write a history book and is doing all this research and I'm like...WHY!?They already wrote that.Its in EVERY school.Mind you this is the same guy that has an English masters degree and quit his teaching career to work at a circle K.
I swear to god some of my family just makes me ashamed to even share the same blood.
But anyways...I go to fix the shower with these plummers cause there is a leak and find out on the other side of the plumming...Is the god damn power box...So that means this whole time there was an ELECTRIC CURRENT RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE THE WATER RUNS TO THE SHOWER!
It was seriously a fucking death trap waiting to happen.
My great grandfather built these houses mind you and I was all...WOW!My family is made up of geniuses cause the other house has a door to the bathroom with a door with a LARGE window and I was like...WHY!?WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT THAT THERE!?Why would you put a window so everyone can see you doing your business and taking showers?Cause it had this really thin cloth over it that you could see through and I was like...What a fucking lazy attempt to make a curtain.
Then my Uncle Rick decided he wanted to write a history book and is doing all this research and I'm like...WHY!?They already wrote that.Its in EVERY school.Mind you this is the same guy that has an English masters degree and quit his teaching career to work at a circle K.
I swear to god some of my family just makes me ashamed to even share the same blood.
Excuse me for giving a shit.
Posted 14 years agoHonestly I've been getting this a lot lately.Why the fuck are you guys so pissed off at me?Is it cause I genuinely care?Sorry,for actually want to establish a friendship with you "artists".Honestly,you're good at drawing,but you can be fucking pricks.(Not ALL artists.)Seriously,-Anonymous friend A- got so pissed off at me cause I was watching her live stream she linked on a journal and I went there and tried to lighten the mood,but instead got bitched out by 3 chicks cause I'm a guy.I don't mind if you joke around with me.Hell,I love a good joke,but don't make it personal.
If you don't like me tell me.Why the fuck do I want to waste my time with you if you don't want me around?You don't like it and neither do I.DONT WASTE MY TIME.I have better things to do than be your bitch.
Another example -Anonymous friend B- I was hanging out with another one of my favorite artists.I idolized this person.I adored their work and jumped at the chance to watch them work.Went to watch and they turn into pricks.They get on mic to talk shit about just me and how dumb I am.
Yeah,I have a learning disability.It doesn't mean I'm retarded.It just takes me longer to think sometimes.I can't type and listen to people talk at the same time either,but its like...What the fuck?I admired this person and they let me down.
Now onto today.-Anonymous friend C- posted a journal.Okay..I like reading these things...Cause honestly I LIKE TO SEE HOW THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT ARE.So they're upset about some stuff and I had just woken up to read this.My dog had ran out cause someone had left the door open and I was so tired cause I only got 2 hours of sleep thanks to my neighbors music.
So I ran outside for a good half hour looking for my dog.Found her eventually.Came back and read this journal and I forgot to click the reply to this button on the comment I was referencing.So I post and they just tear into me and make me sound like a dumbass.
Yeah I'm not saying my opinion is always right.It isn't.I'm not the most brilliant guy and I will never understand how anyone feels just like no one will understand how I feel.Cause we are all different.We will take things differently and will think differently.You will never experience something the same way as someone else.Be it little differences or LARGE differences.
But don't be a fucking asshole to me cause of it.If you don't like what I have to say...Don't fucking listen to it.Delete my post.I wasn't the fucking one that did all this horrible shit to you.Put your aggression where it needs to be.
How do I deserve to be bitched out cause someone ELSE pissed you off?That's like sending someone miles away to jail cause they weren't there to save a mugged victim.It doesn't make sense and it isn't fair.
Why is the path to your happyness paved in my sorrow?
To the people I've mentioned..I tried being your friend.I never said anything bad about anyone,but if you can't just be my friend in return then just tell me.I don't want to help you if you're going to be that way.
I'm not going to waste my time trying to be buddy buddy with you if you're going to act like a jackass.
If you don't like me tell me.Why the fuck do I want to waste my time with you if you don't want me around?You don't like it and neither do I.DONT WASTE MY TIME.I have better things to do than be your bitch.
Another example -Anonymous friend B- I was hanging out with another one of my favorite artists.I idolized this person.I adored their work and jumped at the chance to watch them work.Went to watch and they turn into pricks.They get on mic to talk shit about just me and how dumb I am.
Yeah,I have a learning disability.It doesn't mean I'm retarded.It just takes me longer to think sometimes.I can't type and listen to people talk at the same time either,but its like...What the fuck?I admired this person and they let me down.
Now onto today.-Anonymous friend C- posted a journal.Okay..I like reading these things...Cause honestly I LIKE TO SEE HOW THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT ARE.So they're upset about some stuff and I had just woken up to read this.My dog had ran out cause someone had left the door open and I was so tired cause I only got 2 hours of sleep thanks to my neighbors music.
So I ran outside for a good half hour looking for my dog.Found her eventually.Came back and read this journal and I forgot to click the reply to this button on the comment I was referencing.So I post and they just tear into me and make me sound like a dumbass.
Yeah I'm not saying my opinion is always right.It isn't.I'm not the most brilliant guy and I will never understand how anyone feels just like no one will understand how I feel.Cause we are all different.We will take things differently and will think differently.You will never experience something the same way as someone else.Be it little differences or LARGE differences.
But don't be a fucking asshole to me cause of it.If you don't like what I have to say...Don't fucking listen to it.Delete my post.I wasn't the fucking one that did all this horrible shit to you.Put your aggression where it needs to be.
How do I deserve to be bitched out cause someone ELSE pissed you off?That's like sending someone miles away to jail cause they weren't there to save a mugged victim.It doesn't make sense and it isn't fair.
Why is the path to your happyness paved in my sorrow?
To the people I've mentioned..I tried being your friend.I never said anything bad about anyone,but if you can't just be my friend in return then just tell me.I don't want to help you if you're going to be that way.
I'm not going to waste my time trying to be buddy buddy with you if you're going to act like a jackass.
Morbid dream
Posted 14 years agoLast night I had the oddest fucking dream ever.So I was walking around the jungle with my brother and some guy guiding us home.I have no idea why there is a jungle,but the guy is attacked by a tiger and mauled to death.His blood splattering across the path as screams of anguish escape his lips in pleads of terror.The beast dragged him off and I chased after him as my brother went home safely.I found the monster and leapt at it from behind and wrapped my form around it as I strangled it to death.Tears flowing through my eyes as I did the same thing to its now orphaned child.I grabbed the new born's jaws and ripped them apart.It let out a yelp as it struggled to no avail.I ripped out the longest fang from the mother and tore through the orphan's flesh as I began to devour the infant.
The oddest part is I found another child and took it home.For some reason I was compelled to kill this one too.I started to strangle it like I did before.This time it was more easier with the cub's small form.Its back snapped just from my force.It howled in pain as its bones snapped.The organs inside were punctured from my weight ontop of it.It hacked up blood onto my carpet as it tried to claw into the ground to pull itself away from my grip,but it soon died.It laid limp as I dragged it away to realize I had done what the tiger before had.I brutally murdered the innocent,but the worse part is I did it for sheer pleasure as I grinned.My jaws clenched tightly around the cub's tender meat as I tore it from the corpse.
Weird dream right?
The oddest part is I found another child and took it home.For some reason I was compelled to kill this one too.I started to strangle it like I did before.This time it was more easier with the cub's small form.Its back snapped just from my force.It howled in pain as its bones snapped.The organs inside were punctured from my weight ontop of it.It hacked up blood onto my carpet as it tried to claw into the ground to pull itself away from my grip,but it soon died.It laid limp as I dragged it away to realize I had done what the tiger before had.I brutally murdered the innocent,but the worse part is I did it for sheer pleasure as I grinned.My jaws clenched tightly around the cub's tender meat as I tore it from the corpse.
Weird dream right?
Hate Rant
Posted 14 years agoI hate it when someone posts to you saying thank you and when you try to talk to them they never reply.To me,personally,it is ungrateful.I understand that you're busy and such,but when people "pretend" to care about their fans its just insulting to me that they just ignore you.It's like,c'mon just tell me to fuck off.I'll respect you more then.Cause I don't want you to get buddy buddy with me just cause I fave or watch you.I like your art...But I can still hate you as a person.
You can be Picaso and still be an asshole.I like when people have those customer appreciation days and stuff and set aside their work to actually give 2 fucks about people for a day or even a week.
They'll talk to you and reply to you,but when you get that one guy that just replies to you and stops talking it's like...Okay.I might as well be talking to a bot.
Yeah its understandable to say you're busy.Life gets tough,but don't make an appreciation day if you aren't going to appreciate the fans like you say you are.Just tell us to fuck off.Be honest about it.
You're not going to hurt my feelings and make me cry.It just pisses me off to try and connect with another person and they don't even care.I idolize some of you people.I do,but when you give me hope that you want to be my friend and not talk to me,it's like...Wow..I just found out my hero is a douche.
Don't do that.Save me the trouble.
You can be Picaso and still be an asshole.I like when people have those customer appreciation days and stuff and set aside their work to actually give 2 fucks about people for a day or even a week.
They'll talk to you and reply to you,but when you get that one guy that just replies to you and stops talking it's like...Okay.I might as well be talking to a bot.
Yeah its understandable to say you're busy.Life gets tough,but don't make an appreciation day if you aren't going to appreciate the fans like you say you are.Just tell us to fuck off.Be honest about it.
You're not going to hurt my feelings and make me cry.It just pisses me off to try and connect with another person and they don't even care.I idolize some of you people.I do,but when you give me hope that you want to be my friend and not talk to me,it's like...Wow..I just found out my hero is a douche.
Don't do that.Save me the trouble.
Commissions
Posted 14 years agoAs some of you have seen.I do a dabble in writing and drawing.Not as great as others,but I do these things.Here is the deal.Tell me what you want.Drawing or writing.You only get one.
The first time is always free.If you like the work I do.Refer a friend.I like meeting new people.This will all end of course at a time unspecified.
If you're interested..Post
Writing/sketch
Reference character:
Theme of story:
The first time is always free.If you like the work I do.Refer a friend.I like meeting new people.This will all end of course at a time unspecified.
If you're interested..Post
Writing/sketch
Reference character:
Theme of story:
This is a Boss With The Chocolate Sauce
Posted 14 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2631464/
^^Go there.
Go on...Don't be shy...
I'll wait...
:T
You done yet? D:
If so...Let's dance 8D
^^Go there.
Go on...Don't be shy...
I'll wait...
:T
You done yet? D:
If so...Let's dance 8D
New Desktop
Posted 14 years agoSo I am finally getting my new desktop.Kind of excited..I'll finally be able to join my friends on games I used to play.
LoL
S4
WoW
I might even be bold enough to play I wanna be the guy.
This time I think I wont abuse my desktop with porn..I'll have my old tower for the dirty stuff and my new tower for playing games and doing work.
I was thinking of getting a mac,but then I thought...Those things are ungodly expensive and you can only download specific programs which is hardly ever any good games.
Macs are good.Don't get me wrong.They are reliable and safe,but hey...We're EPIC.What's the point in a gun that can't shoot,right?
So for now..Hurping so much Durp.
LoL
S4
WoW
I might even be bold enough to play I wanna be the guy.
This time I think I wont abuse my desktop with porn..I'll have my old tower for the dirty stuff and my new tower for playing games and doing work.
I was thinking of getting a mac,but then I thought...Those things are ungodly expensive and you can only download specific programs which is hardly ever any good games.
Macs are good.Don't get me wrong.They are reliable and safe,but hey...We're EPIC.What's the point in a gun that can't shoot,right?
So for now..Hurping so much Durp.
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