hahahhahahahaha!
so that was lame.


i dont spend much money outside of food necessities and rent. just out of college. i don't need to be spending.

but i went with my friends around town today and we stopped at a starbucks (as in they wanted to stop in starbucks) and get coffee and what not. i sat at a table with some cushy arm chairs and waited while my friends ordered. but once their coffee came and i took a sip of Becky's i figured it couldn't hurt to get a cup of my own. when i saw how much the cup of coffee i just bought cost i cursed out loud right in front of the employee "THIS BETTER BE THE BEST FUCKING $5 DOLLAR COFFEE I EVER HAVE!"


FIVE dollars? WHAT?! i know i haven't been out and about spending much for the last couple of years and lord knows how long its been sense i've been in a coffee shop BUT COME ON! FIVE DOLLARS?!!?!? damn....

sooo many better things you can do with five bucks.
like commission me.










by the way
starbucks coffee - VOMIT

going dancing toniiiiiight

ALWAYS OPEN FOR TRADES.
FOREVER.


because it gives me a chance to practice other species and what not and i think its
FUCKING AWESOME TO SEE MORTIMER IN DIFFERENT STYLES


and remember, i do this for fun and on my free time because drawing tends to relax me.
and i go ape shit when i get to color something.
i always ask for a kids menu at those restaurants that have things you can color.
soooo anyway, even though i don't claim to be an artist, i always give it my all because its just plain FUN AND RELAXING




-Mort-

If you send me primsa markers (singles of course, i know how damn expensive whole packs are) i draw you something? maybe? fair deal? me love you long time?


oooooooo and im going dancing with my friend Saturday night. Mort is gonna get his moves on! LIQUID.








-Mort-

just woke up from a night terror. you know those dreams where you realize you just need to wake up, but you just can't? I'm sure everyone has had one sometime or another. so my dream wasn't "scare" worthy. meaning i was dreaming something kind of useless but i wanted to wake up and realized i couldn't.


this is why Mort should NOT drink his iced chai tea THEN go to bed immediately. should have stayed up a couple of more hours like i usually do but LOW AND BEHOLD i thought it would be a good idea to hit the bed early (11:00 is soooo early) sense i had such a loooooong day. so im up.

anywaaaaay


 taymonkey = picture done
 taillone = 1 picture half colored, 1 picture half drawn

any one else wanna do an icon for me? i draw for youuuu

-Mort-

UPDATE
TOMOOOOORRRRRRRRRROOOW! Or technically today. it is 1:00 am

Just started to post my drawings and I already have a couple of watchers and lots of comments. Thanks guys! What a warm welcome. I already feel better about my art stuff. See more of you all soon!

-Mort

Remember, if you see a monkey, spank it for me!