onion meme
Posted 14 years agoLAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: David :3
- Eye Color: Brown
- Hair Style/Color:Blond
- Height: 6'0"
- Clothing style:long sleeves
- Best physical feature: my hair, or so ive been told
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: creepy crawly things, heights, the end of society
- Your guilty pleasure: techno
- Your biggest pet peeve: People who don't listen when someone is talking.
- Your ambitions for the future:survive,gain more knowledge and wisdom.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: Ohai sun :3
- What you think about most: political stuff, mainly to do with "saving the world" :D
- What you think about before bed: my plans for tomarrow useally
- You think your best quality is:my conversation skills
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Single dates.
- To be loved or respected: respected.
- Beauty or brains: Brains.
- Dogs or cats: cats!
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: yep
- Believe in yourself: Most of the time.
- Believe in love: not really
- Want someone: I want friends.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: nope
- Done drugs: i don't consider a plant to be a drug, but others do so, alll the time :D
- Changed who you were to fit in: a few times i flipped the script, yes
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: red
- Favorite animal: cats
- Favorite movie: cheech and chong
- Favorite game: fallout3
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: august 8
- How old will you be: 20
- Age you lost your virginity: 18
- Does age matter: yep, i wouldn't go for an under aged person, or someone who was 50, but 18-35 is alright with me :D
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: smart and energetic
- Best eye color: doesn't matter to me
- Best hair color: black
- Best thing to do with a partner: sex :D
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: life.
- I feel: high
- I hide:my porn from my family
- I miss: going out to eat
- I wish: everyone luck
- Name: David :3
- Eye Color: Brown
- Hair Style/Color:Blond
- Height: 6'0"
- Clothing style:long sleeves
- Best physical feature: my hair, or so ive been told
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: creepy crawly things, heights, the end of society
- Your guilty pleasure: techno
- Your biggest pet peeve: People who don't listen when someone is talking.
- Your ambitions for the future:survive,gain more knowledge and wisdom.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: Ohai sun :3
- What you think about most: political stuff, mainly to do with "saving the world" :D
- What you think about before bed: my plans for tomarrow useally
- You think your best quality is:my conversation skills
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Single dates.
- To be loved or respected: respected.
- Beauty or brains: Brains.
- Dogs or cats: cats!
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: yep
- Believe in yourself: Most of the time.
- Believe in love: not really
- Want someone: I want friends.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: nope
- Done drugs: i don't consider a plant to be a drug, but others do so, alll the time :D
- Changed who you were to fit in: a few times i flipped the script, yes
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: red
- Favorite animal: cats
- Favorite movie: cheech and chong
- Favorite game: fallout3
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: august 8
- How old will you be: 20
- Age you lost your virginity: 18
- Does age matter: yep, i wouldn't go for an under aged person, or someone who was 50, but 18-35 is alright with me :D
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: smart and energetic
- Best eye color: doesn't matter to me
- Best hair color: black
- Best thing to do with a partner: sex :D
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: life.
- I feel: high
- I hide:my porn from my family
- I miss: going out to eat
- I wish: everyone luck
merry xmas
Posted 15 years agoto all who commented,noted,or journaled that i missed,sorry my computer decided to crash a couple of weeks back. but now its working again,im back. at any rate though, happy holidays one and all
48% cute? damn :3
Posted 15 years agoAppearance:
[] = You have blue/green eyes.
[] = You blush a lot.
[X] = You giggle.
[X] = You're quiet.
[X] = You say random silly things.
[] = You have a baby face.
[X] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy.
[X] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
Innocence:
[] = You're a virgin.
[] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[] = You like to cuddle.
[X] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[X] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
Colors:
[ ] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
Personality:
[] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[X] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[X] = You like happy upbeat music.
[X] = You like "Cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
What YOU think is cute:
[X] = You like small animals
[] = You like babies a lot.
[X] = Small/mini versions of things make you go d'awww
TOTAL: 12
Multiply how many you got by 4
Repost as: "I'm __% Cute"
[] = You have blue/green eyes.
[] = You blush a lot.
[X] = You giggle.
[X] = You're quiet.
[X] = You say random silly things.
[] = You have a baby face.
[X] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy.
[X] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
Innocence:
[] = You're a virgin.
[] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[] = You like to cuddle.
[X] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[X] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
Colors:
[ ] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
Personality:
[] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[X] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[X] = You like happy upbeat music.
[X] = You like "Cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
What YOU think is cute:
[X] = You like small animals
[] = You like babies a lot.
[X] = Small/mini versions of things make you go d'awww
TOTAL: 12
Multiply how many you got by 4
Repost as: "I'm __% Cute"
gayyyyy
Posted 15 years agocomment meme
Posted 15 years agoCOMMENT AND I'LL:
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal
31%virgin meme :D
Posted 15 years agoinstructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. (x)
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. ()
4. Been drunk. (x )
5. Had sex. (x)
6. Been to a concert. (x)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (x)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (x)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (x)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ()
15. Been to prom. ( x)
16. Cried at school. (x)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (x)
18. Went streaking. ( x)
19. Given or received a lap dance. (x)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. ()
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (x)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( x)
24. Hugged a stranger. (x )
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (x)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (x)
28. Hit by a car. ()
29. Had a party. (x)
30. Done serious drugs. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. ( )
34. Broken a bone. (x)
35. Eaten sushi. (x )
36. Bought porn. (x)
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x)
40. Been in love. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
41. French kissed. (x)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ( )
45. Stabbed yourself. ()
46. Shot a gun. ()
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. ( )
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
50. Watched an animal die. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%
51. Watched a person die. ()
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (x)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)
57. Dressed punk. (x)
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. ( )
60. Been to a motocross race. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (x)
67. Cut yourself. ()
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ( x)
70. Been to a wild party. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x )
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (x)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country. (x)
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (x)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. ( x)
90. Danced like a whore. (x )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 39%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( x)
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (x)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (x )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.(x)
100. Been raped. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 31%
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. (x)
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. ()
4. Been drunk. (x )
5. Had sex. (x)
6. Been to a concert. (x)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (x)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (x)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (x)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ()
15. Been to prom. ( x)
16. Cried at school. (x)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (x)
18. Went streaking. ( x)
19. Given or received a lap dance. (x)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. ()
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (x)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( x)
24. Hugged a stranger. (x )
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (x)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (x)
28. Hit by a car. ()
29. Had a party. (x)
30. Done serious drugs. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. ( )
34. Broken a bone. (x)
35. Eaten sushi. (x )
36. Bought porn. (x)
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x)
40. Been in love. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
41. French kissed. (x)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ( )
45. Stabbed yourself. ()
46. Shot a gun. ()
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. ( )
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
50. Watched an animal die. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%
51. Watched a person die. ()
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (x)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)
57. Dressed punk. (x)
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. ( )
60. Been to a motocross race. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (x)
67. Cut yourself. ()
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ( x)
70. Been to a wild party. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x )
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (x)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country. (x)
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (x)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. ( x)
90. Danced like a whore. (x )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 39%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( x)
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (x)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (x )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.(x)
100. Been raped. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 31%
76% furry meme
Posted 15 years agoFurry?
[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 5
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat [tuna]
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 10
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 15
[] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 17
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 22
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often
[] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 28
[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 32
[x] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[] you like to eat grass
[] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 38
Now, take your score and multiply it by two to get your final score
76% furry Woot!!
[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 5
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat [tuna]
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 10
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 15
[] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 17
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 22
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often
[] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 28
[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 32
[x] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[] you like to eat grass
[] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 38
Now, take your score and multiply it by two to get your final score
76% furry Woot!!
art trades, revised
Posted 16 years agoWell. I decided to start doing art trades, and basically all trades will abide by equal exchange. [just because its in an anime doesn't make it any less true]
so basically it will be eye for eye, tooth for tooth.
A sketch for a sketch, line art for line art, and so on up to and including full color with or without back ground.
If you wish to set up a trade with me, its as simple as sending me a note with your offer.
Also i will only do up to 5 trades at a time as i do not want to be up to my neck in artwork-work. As of 3:50 am pacific standard time, the 5 spots are open, so ask if you are interested.
One last thing, I am not very skilled at porn, but if that is what you want, I will try my best, however there are some fetishes that i will not do, but off the top of my head, i cant think of them, so ask about specific types of porn, and i will respond with either a yes or a no, depending on what it is.
I think that about covers it, so until we meet again,this is Mr Fuzzy Winkle Dumpling Truffle the 3rd, signing off.
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so basically it will be eye for eye, tooth for tooth.
A sketch for a sketch, line art for line art, and so on up to and including full color with or without back ground.
If you wish to set up a trade with me, its as simple as sending me a note with your offer.
Also i will only do up to 5 trades at a time as i do not want to be up to my neck in artwork-work. As of 3:50 am pacific standard time, the 5 spots are open, so ask if you are interested.
One last thing, I am not very skilled at porn, but if that is what you want, I will try my best, however there are some fetishes that i will not do, but off the top of my head, i cant think of them, so ask about specific types of porn, and i will respond with either a yes or a no, depending on what it is.
I think that about covers it, so until we meet again,this is Mr Fuzzy Winkle Dumpling Truffle the 3rd, signing off.
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