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Posted 13 years agoHey guys. Sorry about my completely unexplained hiatus. Lately I've been having health problems and my life's been too hectic to really even touch my computer.
Anyway, I've worked out a little schedule for next week for streaming the sketches I need to do. All times are PST.
Monday 6-10 PM
Tuesday 4-7 PM
Wednesday 6-10 PM
Friday 6PM-12AM
If you're waiting on a sketch from me, let me know when you'll be available.
Anyway, I've worked out a little schedule for next week for streaming the sketches I need to do. All times are PST.
Monday 6-10 PM
Tuesday 4-7 PM
Wednesday 6-10 PM
Friday 6PM-12AM
If you're waiting on a sketch from me, let me know when you'll be available.
Guys, check out this super talented dude
Posted 13 years ago
is an awesome artist and just generally a super cool bro. He sells a shit ton of awesome custom art, and is actually doing some really awesome crafty stuff right now. His art prices are right here. But like I said, he's doing some super cool crafty stuff, something you guys are all going to want to get in on.
Yeah guys, he's making TAIL KEYCHAINS. WHOAAAA.
Check em out! Seriously, these things are so painfully cute I can't even stand it. If you want one, go here to check out prices and slots and junk.
By the way, he's super fast, got an awesome turnaround, and actually listens to what you want out of a piece. All that plus talent, I don't even.
Go buy things from him pls.
Always wanted a fursuit? Never been able to afford one?
Posted 13 years agoHello there!
Have you ever wanted a Fursuit but never really had the funds to acquire it?
Then look no further because have I got a proposition for you!---
Want a Fursuit for $8?
It can be done!
So lemme get the catch out the way. Not everyone can get this amazing deal; but on the flip side there's consolation prizes all around!
Cut the crap, how do I get the suit!?
All right... All right... Keep your drawers on. So how'll it work? The only humane way... A raffle!
Raffle details1. How do I Enter?
Easy! Commission me for an $8 sketch... The sketch is your ticket!
2. How do I WIN?!
You win as soon as you buy the ticket! A nice little sketch is enough isn't it? But if you're talking about winning the first prize fursuit then all I need to do is draw your number when we've got enough entrants.
3. What are the rules?
The rules
- You can enter as many times as you wish.
- You may NOT choose your number, you will get the next unassigned number.
- The draw will be done only when I have 100 participants.
- Your spot must be paid immediately. There is no spot-holding.
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The FABULOUS Prizes
The winner will receive:
One full custom plantigrade suit with up to four (4) different colours on the head and body. Foam-style head will include follow-me style eyes and a moving jaw. More colours or extremely complicated designs, wings, extra limbs, digitigrade padding can be added for an additional fee once the winner is selected.
The second place participant will receive:
One custom full colour, three-view reference sheet!
The third place participant will receive:
Two conbadges, laminated, clipped, and ready to wear!
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Annnnd if you don't win...
I sell fursuits starting at $250 per partial. Grab a bargain while you can!
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Lessons I have learned from owning pets
Posted 13 years agoWhen you're feeding a rat, let go when she grabs the food. Don't hold on and play tug-of-war with her. You will lose. Or rather, your fingers will lose, and her teeth will win.
Rabbits do not like having their feet tickled.
Those cute grunting noises your bunny makes? They are the last warning you get before she tears your hand off and boxes your wrist-stump with her front paws.
If you're about to bathe your rat, and warn someone she gets so scared in water she poops everywhere, that's not an expression. It's fact. And you will not enjoy cleaning it up.
Tree frogs like trees. A lot. If you put your tree frog in a tree he will climb it. It will be extremely hard to get him back down.
Don't let the turtle go near the pool. He will jump in and swim the ten feet straight down, and he can swim a hell of a lot faster than you can. Then you'll have to take him to the vet.
Newts are very, very, VERY good at escaping from tanks.
So are frogs.
And turtles.
And bettas.
Just ... just get a screen for your tank.
Don't let your dog and bunny interact. The dog will end up shitting everywhere and running away in fear.
Bunnies do not have pawpads. They also do not have senses of humour. When you laugh at them for skidding across a wooden floor, they'll get very mad and ignore you until you apologize. They know what a sincere apology is. Don't try and fool them.
If a rabbit is angry at you and you do not apologize within a reasonable period of time, it has no qualms about shitting on everything you love ... and then eating it all.
Some rats get very territorial about the waterbottle. You may end up having to buy four waterbottles for four rats. Then again that may not make any difference. Your rat may just be an asshole.
If all your male rat does is sleep, it doesn't mean there's something wrong with him. It just means he's a male rat.
Dogs do not appreciate you blowing raspberries on your tummies.
Yes, goldfish are stupid enough to try and swim into the filter.
If you touch your turtle's nose he will bite you. Protip: turtles don't like letting go. And once they taste blood, they crave it forever.
Rabbits do not like having their feet tickled.
Those cute grunting noises your bunny makes? They are the last warning you get before she tears your hand off and boxes your wrist-stump with her front paws.
If you're about to bathe your rat, and warn someone she gets so scared in water she poops everywhere, that's not an expression. It's fact. And you will not enjoy cleaning it up.
Tree frogs like trees. A lot. If you put your tree frog in a tree he will climb it. It will be extremely hard to get him back down.
Don't let the turtle go near the pool. He will jump in and swim the ten feet straight down, and he can swim a hell of a lot faster than you can. Then you'll have to take him to the vet.
Newts are very, very, VERY good at escaping from tanks.
So are frogs.
And turtles.
And bettas.
Just ... just get a screen for your tank.
Don't let your dog and bunny interact. The dog will end up shitting everywhere and running away in fear.
Bunnies do not have pawpads. They also do not have senses of humour. When you laugh at them for skidding across a wooden floor, they'll get very mad and ignore you until you apologize. They know what a sincere apology is. Don't try and fool them.
If a rabbit is angry at you and you do not apologize within a reasonable period of time, it has no qualms about shitting on everything you love ... and then eating it all.
Some rats get very territorial about the waterbottle. You may end up having to buy four waterbottles for four rats. Then again that may not make any difference. Your rat may just be an asshole.
If all your male rat does is sleep, it doesn't mean there's something wrong with him. It just means he's a male rat.
Dogs do not appreciate you blowing raspberries on your tummies.
Yes, goldfish are stupid enough to try and swim into the filter.
If you touch your turtle's nose he will bite you. Protip: turtles don't like letting go. And once they taste blood, they crave it forever.
Lots of spam emails coming in.
Posted 13 years agoSo I decided, naturally to post a few here.
They are all fucking HILARIOUS.
Ardent, man required for a hen party!
Howdy mighty women's man!
We are so helpless and lonely right now!
My best girl-friend is getting married soon and I want to make
the most thrilling adult hen party for this lustful chick.
Looks like you are the sexy guy we need to entertain the future lawful wife
and her wild guests.
Come and enjoy being the only guy guest!
Howdy, passionate lad! Are you there sick sitting all alone?
I am alone and tired of it, too!
Let us spend a couple of hot hours together?
I am open for naughty experiments and willing to make some of your most gripping wishes come true here and now!
I know how to make you crazy with lust! Just have a look at [REDACTED SO NO ONE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO CLICK THIS SHIT] my photos and see me having a good time with other passionate guys and chicks.
View my profile and do not miss your chance to write me right now!
Are you sick of dull meetings instead of passionate screw?
Check for yourself and you'll wonder how many
awesome girls search for bang while their dude is not at home.
This site is only for people like us
who are sick of looking at the strange faces and just search for sex.
(Yes, I want passionate screw! I need to put together my passionate desk! Please include passionate screwdriver for great victory!)
Meet attractive sole girls (apparently I'm a fish?)
Sole babies itch for boys with erotic longins. (WHY DO BABY FISH WANT MY LONGINS)
PLEASE ENGLISH HELLO SIR
They are all fucking HILARIOUS.
Ardent, man required for a hen party!
Howdy mighty women's man!
We are so helpless and lonely right now!
My best girl-friend is getting married soon and I want to make
the most thrilling adult hen party for this lustful chick.
Looks like you are the sexy guy we need to entertain the future lawful wife
and her wild guests.
Come and enjoy being the only guy guest!
Howdy, passionate lad! Are you there sick sitting all alone?
I am alone and tired of it, too!
Let us spend a couple of hot hours together?
I am open for naughty experiments and willing to make some of your most gripping wishes come true here and now!
I know how to make you crazy with lust! Just have a look at [REDACTED SO NO ONE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO CLICK THIS SHIT] my photos and see me having a good time with other passionate guys and chicks.
View my profile and do not miss your chance to write me right now!
Are you sick of dull meetings instead of passionate screw?
Check for yourself and you'll wonder how many
awesome girls search for bang while their dude is not at home.
This site is only for people like us
who are sick of looking at the strange faces and just search for sex.
(Yes, I want passionate screw! I need to put together my passionate desk! Please include passionate screwdriver for great victory!)
Meet attractive sole girls (apparently I'm a fish?)
Sole babies itch for boys with erotic longins. (WHY DO BABY FISH WANT MY LONGINS)
PLEASE ENGLISH HELLO SIR
MLP plushies?
Posted 13 years agoI would slaughter a live infant to be able to cuddle Pinkie for an hour. Naturally the solution is a Pinkie Pie plush.
Who can make me one, and how much would it be?
I don't think I'd be capable of doing her justice.
Who can make me one, and how much would it be?
I don't think I'd be capable of doing her justice.
Life is wonderful
Posted 13 years agoMy tablet is not working, I lost a pretty good friend, I'm sick and my books are still ruined as fuck.
I have to get rid of my animals because of my mother, who also somehow knows everything I post on my facebook.
I'm out of ativan and seroquel and my celexa isn't working right.
My asthma is so bad I can't even inflate my lungs fully, and my inhaler stopped being effective two hours ago.
Life is wonderful.
I have to get rid of my animals because of my mother, who also somehow knows everything I post on my facebook.
I'm out of ativan and seroquel and my celexa isn't working right.
My asthma is so bad I can't even inflate my lungs fully, and my inhaler stopped being effective two hours ago.
Life is wonderful.
Got my tail in the mail ^^
Posted 13 years agoA couple weeks ago (before the library fiasco) I ordered a taxidermy coyote tail. I had almost forgotten all about it, but it came today and I am SO EXCITED.
It's the fluffiest sonofabitch you'll ever see, sixteen inches long, and a gorgeous grey/brown/tan clusterfuck of colours. I am so in love with this thing. You don't even know.
I fully intend to buy more of these amazing tails when I have the cash to spare.
Pictures will crop up at some point tonight, because you can bed I'll be wearing this fucker all day long.
Please don't use this journal to argue about whether or not you agree with fur. ALL the fur/skulls/teeth/claws this maker sells are from roadkill animals, or other such critters. NONE OF THEM have been killed for their fur. For me, this is a way of honouring the coyote and allowing him to live on. I do not agree with killing animals for fur, but I take no issue with using roadkill or food animal hides/bones/whatever. Please respect this and I'll respect you. Thanks!
It's the fluffiest sonofabitch you'll ever see, sixteen inches long, and a gorgeous grey/brown/tan clusterfuck of colours. I am so in love with this thing. You don't even know.
I fully intend to buy more of these amazing tails when I have the cash to spare.
Pictures will crop up at some point tonight, because you can bed I'll be wearing this fucker all day long.
Please don't use this journal to argue about whether or not you agree with fur. ALL the fur/skulls/teeth/claws this maker sells are from roadkill animals, or other such critters. NONE OF THEM have been killed for their fur. For me, this is a way of honouring the coyote and allowing him to live on. I do not agree with killing animals for fur, but I take no issue with using roadkill or food animal hides/bones/whatever. Please respect this and I'll respect you. Thanks!
Quick book list
Posted 13 years agoSome of the stuff I've lost, and am trying to get back.
The ENTIRE Harry Potter Series
Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell - Tucker Max
I, Robot - Isaac Asimov
The Girls - Lori Lansen
The Jungle Book
Can't even think, blah. I'll update this as I sort.
The ENTIRE Harry Potter Series
Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell - Tucker Max
I, Robot - Isaac Asimov
The Girls - Lori Lansen
The Jungle Book
Can't even think, blah. I'll update this as I sort.
Oh god, my library is ruined
Posted 13 years agoThose of you who are familiar with my life know I just moved back into my mother's house. I was struggling too much to be on my own.
My extensive library - some 500-600 books - was packed into boxes and placed in the garage. I assumed they would be fine there, as our garage has never flooded.
Today, I went into the garage looking for We Need To Talk About Kevin, which I wanted to reread. As I was digging through one of the boxes I got a pretty nasty bite on my hand. It was from a carpenter ant.
The place I was living at was crawling with three types of nasty critters: carpenter ants, maggots, and wasps. Guess what that entire box is infested with.
I started to fucking panic. As I searched through my boxes, I pulled out book after book after book that was ruined by infestation, mold, rot, or water.
All in all, totalling up the loss, I am down some 300 books. Some of those are limited edition prints. One was a book handed down from my GREAT GRANDMOTHER, a beautiful hand-illustrated copy of Grimm's fairy tales. Three of the ruined books were given to me by my deceased father. He wrote in every single one. I will never get those books back.
I haven't cried this hard since my dad died. Even losing pets has not been this devastating. That may sound callous, but for the past seventeen years, I have been collecting books. Books are my life.
My signed copy of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell has been ruined, as has my favourite copy of Phantom, almost all of the Ender universe books, my ENTIRE REDWALL SERIES, and my Hitchhiker's Guide anthology.
At a MINIMUM this will cost about $4500 to replace. I'm dropping all my prices - badges are now $10, ponies are $8, icons are $3, ref sheets are $20 - to try and begin fixing the damage. I honestly don't even know how to deal with this, other than to try and rebuild my library. Soon I'll be starting a catalogue of all the books that have been ruined if anyone has any titles and feels like donating them.
I just don't even know how to convey how terrible this is for me. I began reading at three, and the first book I really loved and read on my own was Harold's Purple Crayon Treasury. (Also ruined, wasps tore it up.) Since then I've added title after title after title to my library, and I was so immensely proud when I finally hit a hundred books. Then two hundred. Then three, four, six.
I feel like someone has died. I don't know how to deal with this.
My extensive library - some 500-600 books - was packed into boxes and placed in the garage. I assumed they would be fine there, as our garage has never flooded.
Today, I went into the garage looking for We Need To Talk About Kevin, which I wanted to reread. As I was digging through one of the boxes I got a pretty nasty bite on my hand. It was from a carpenter ant.
The place I was living at was crawling with three types of nasty critters: carpenter ants, maggots, and wasps. Guess what that entire box is infested with.
I started to fucking panic. As I searched through my boxes, I pulled out book after book after book that was ruined by infestation, mold, rot, or water.
All in all, totalling up the loss, I am down some 300 books. Some of those are limited edition prints. One was a book handed down from my GREAT GRANDMOTHER, a beautiful hand-illustrated copy of Grimm's fairy tales. Three of the ruined books were given to me by my deceased father. He wrote in every single one. I will never get those books back.
I haven't cried this hard since my dad died. Even losing pets has not been this devastating. That may sound callous, but for the past seventeen years, I have been collecting books. Books are my life.
My signed copy of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell has been ruined, as has my favourite copy of Phantom, almost all of the Ender universe books, my ENTIRE REDWALL SERIES, and my Hitchhiker's Guide anthology.
At a MINIMUM this will cost about $4500 to replace. I'm dropping all my prices - badges are now $10, ponies are $8, icons are $3, ref sheets are $20 - to try and begin fixing the damage. I honestly don't even know how to deal with this, other than to try and rebuild my library. Soon I'll be starting a catalogue of all the books that have been ruined if anyone has any titles and feels like donating them.
I just don't even know how to convey how terrible this is for me. I began reading at three, and the first book I really loved and read on my own was Harold's Purple Crayon Treasury. (Also ruined, wasps tore it up.) Since then I've added title after title after title to my library, and I was so immensely proud when I finally hit a hundred books. Then two hundred. Then three, four, six.
I feel like someone has died. I don't know how to deal with this.
Rocky Mountain Fur Con?
Posted 13 years agoAnyone going?
and I plan to go down and hit up RMFC. For those of you who don't know it's Aug 10-12 at the Double Tree in Denver, Colorado. INFO LOL
Anyway, we're looking for a couple people to room with us, or even someone who lives there and wouldn't mind letting us chill for a couple days. We're quiet, non-smoking, pretty chill, don't use drugs, etc.
Let us know!
and I plan to go down and hit up RMFC. For those of you who don't know it's Aug 10-12 at the Double Tree in Denver, Colorado. INFO LOLAnyway, we're looking for a couple people to room with us, or even someone who lives there and wouldn't mind letting us chill for a couple days. We're quiet, non-smoking, pretty chill, don't use drugs, etc.
Let us know!
jesus fuck government
Posted 13 years agoThe government is now 0/2 at getting me my cheques.
This is the second month in a row they haven't bothered to deposit my support money into my bank account. You know, the government I need to pay bills and buy medicine and all that fun stuff adults have to do. All the stuff I can't because I'm crazy.
So yeah. I'm a little peeved. Already spent an hour chasing them around trying to find out where the hell the money is, and if they put it into the wrong account AGAIN.
I guess I'll just head out there tomorrow morning and yell. Again.
This is the second month in a row they haven't bothered to deposit my support money into my bank account. You know, the government I need to pay bills and buy medicine and all that fun stuff adults have to do. All the stuff I can't because I'm crazy.
So yeah. I'm a little peeved. Already spent an hour chasing them around trying to find out where the hell the money is, and if they put it into the wrong account AGAIN.
I guess I'll just head out there tomorrow morning and yell. Again.
Considering opening Iron Artist slots
Posted 13 years agoI've been thinking about doing an Iron Artist thinger. I've been pretty down lately and I think this will help me out of my funk, having something like this to do.
So, is this something that would be of interest to you guys? I'd start the basic prices at $8 per sketch, raise to $12 for lined and cell shaded, and go up to $18 for smooth shading. +$5 for each additional character and -$3 if it's a badge.
I'd also open ten slots at a time.
Y/N?
So, is this something that would be of interest to you guys? I'd start the basic prices at $8 per sketch, raise to $12 for lined and cell shaded, and go up to $18 for smooth shading. +$5 for each additional character and -$3 if it's a badge.
I'd also open ten slots at a time.
Y/N?
Doing some meme thinger
Posted 13 years ago1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
I ain't telling. My friends all call me Murphy.
2. How tall are you?
5'1" 3:
3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Brown, but my forelock is usually a lot lighter. In the summer it goes blonde. I hate it.
3. What about eye color?
I have sectional heterochromia! My inner corona is hazel, outer corona shifts between grey, green and blue.
4. What orientation are you?
I like ladybits :3
5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Most definitely taken by.
6. What do you do in your spare time?
Lately I just sleep a lot. 3: Other than that? Read, knit, sew, draw, spend time with the seething ball of hatred also known as my bunny.
7. What's your job?
The government pays me to be crazy ^^
8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Oh gosh IDevenK. I guess my singing voice?
9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
SO MANY THINGS
10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I am extremely loud. :3
11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
I have a thing about stars. :3
12. Do you drink?
Not a lot. If I drink on my meds I could die, much sadness.
13. Do you smoke?
OH HELL NAW
14. What are your fears?
Clowns. I also dislike needles but I'm getting over that. My worst fears rotate for prevalence in my mind. When my anxiety is super bad, my worst fear is going outside alone. When I'm in a low my worst fear is that people secretly hate me but only pretend to like me. When I'm doing okay my worst fear is slipping into a low. FUN TIMES
15. What are your dreams/goals?
I want to get better. Other than that, I just want to be happy and have kids and get married and be a decent person.
16. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Exes are fun.
17. Who's your best bud?
and my friend Charlie. I've known her since I was 2, we were baptized together, and she's always there for me.
18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Salty things mostly. Pistachios, sunflower seeds, chips.
19. Favorite drink?
Diet coke. Unhhhh.
20. Favorite color?
:o Blue!
21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Oh golly! Teleportation would be so kickass.
22. Favorite movie?
Repo! The Genetic Opera. I also really like Disney stuff.
23. Least favorite food?
Corn chowder. /snarls
24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
ALL THE FOOD EVER AND I HAVE TO FINISH IT ALL. Take that death sentence.
25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I don't drive, I don't like driving. I bus.
26. Most disliked bug?
Maggots, ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.
27. Most hated pet peeves?
CHEWING WITH OPEN MOUTHS.
28. Dislike in life?
Having to take a drug cocktail every day. 3: I don't like how easy it is to completely screw my brain chemistry.
29. Most annoying?
Most annoying ... what? What?
30. Most disliked TV show?
I don't watch TV, hah. Probably Jersey Shore or whatever.
I ain't telling. My friends all call me Murphy.
2. How tall are you?
5'1" 3:
3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Brown, but my forelock is usually a lot lighter. In the summer it goes blonde. I hate it.
3. What about eye color?
I have sectional heterochromia! My inner corona is hazel, outer corona shifts between grey, green and blue.
4. What orientation are you?
I like ladybits :3
5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Most definitely taken by
.6. What do you do in your spare time?
Lately I just sleep a lot. 3: Other than that? Read, knit, sew, draw, spend time with the seething ball of hatred also known as my bunny.
7. What's your job?
The government pays me to be crazy ^^
8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Oh gosh IDevenK. I guess my singing voice?
9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
SO MANY THINGS
10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I am extremely loud. :3
11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
I have a thing about stars. :3
12. Do you drink?
Not a lot. If I drink on my meds I could die, much sadness.
13. Do you smoke?
OH HELL NAW
14. What are your fears?
Clowns. I also dislike needles but I'm getting over that. My worst fears rotate for prevalence in my mind. When my anxiety is super bad, my worst fear is going outside alone. When I'm in a low my worst fear is that people secretly hate me but only pretend to like me. When I'm doing okay my worst fear is slipping into a low. FUN TIMES
15. What are your dreams/goals?
I want to get better. Other than that, I just want to be happy and have kids and get married and be a decent person.
16. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Exes are fun.
17. Who's your best bud?
and my friend Charlie. I've known her since I was 2, we were baptized together, and she's always there for me.18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Salty things mostly. Pistachios, sunflower seeds, chips.
19. Favorite drink?
Diet coke. Unhhhh.
20. Favorite color?
:o Blue!
21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Oh golly! Teleportation would be so kickass.
22. Favorite movie?
Repo! The Genetic Opera. I also really like Disney stuff.
23. Least favorite food?
Corn chowder. /snarls
24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
ALL THE FOOD EVER AND I HAVE TO FINISH IT ALL. Take that death sentence.
25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I don't drive, I don't like driving. I bus.
26. Most disliked bug?
Maggots, ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.
27. Most hated pet peeves?
CHEWING WITH OPEN MOUTHS.
28. Dislike in life?
Having to take a drug cocktail every day. 3: I don't like how easy it is to completely screw my brain chemistry.
29. Most annoying?
Most annoying ... what? What?
30. Most disliked TV show?
I don't watch TV, hah. Probably Jersey Shore or whatever.
Question for fursuit making
Posted 13 years agoJust wondering how many Kanekalon braids I'd need to make a mane, tail and goatee.
http://www.doctoredlocks.com/catalo.....n-Jumbo-Braid/
Dese guyz.
I was thinking I'd order 20 but IDK
http://www.doctoredlocks.com/catalo.....n-Jumbo-Braid/
Dese guyz.
I was thinking I'd order 20 but IDK
Complain complain.
Posted 13 years agoI dislike the word "cuntboy".
That is all.
That is all.
:c wtf government
Posted 13 years agoSo I got approved for income assistance.
I now receive $575 a month. WHAT THE HELL CAN YOU DO WITH LESS THAN SIX HUNDRED A MONTH.
Fucking nothing, that's what. Can't even pay rent with that.
Also I wasn't even approved for disability, just income assistance. And if I make any money through this employment program I'm in, it's deducted from my monthly assistance.
So they're essentially saying "you don't actually have a disability, fuck you, here's fuck-off money."
Awesome.
Oh, and it didn't even arrive when it was supposed to.
I now receive $575 a month. WHAT THE HELL CAN YOU DO WITH LESS THAN SIX HUNDRED A MONTH.
Fucking nothing, that's what. Can't even pay rent with that.
Also I wasn't even approved for disability, just income assistance. And if I make any money through this employment program I'm in, it's deducted from my monthly assistance.
So they're essentially saying "you don't actually have a disability, fuck you, here's fuck-off money."
Awesome.
Oh, and it didn't even arrive when it was supposed to.
I'm not (completely) homeless!
Posted 14 years agoAs of last week, I have been graciously "adopted" by 
's parents. I have a bedcouch to sleep on, food to eat, and a warm, safe place for my animals.
However there are a couple issues. My estimated eligibility for disability is only $235 a month, and there is no way I can pay rent with that. In addition, I have medications (painkillers for my hip, inhalers for my asthma, etc) that need to be covered. And finally, my bunny needs to be spayed.
I am going to be opening up for knitted pokeballs (example to come later today) to cover the $176.90 necessary to spay my Valkyrie. I'll be offering three sizes at three different prices with the option of adding a squeaker. Sizes and prices will be as follows:
Small - $10
Medium - $15
Large - $20
Squeaker - +$2
Shipping will not be included, sorry!
's parents. I have a bedcouch to sleep on, food to eat, and a warm, safe place for my animals. However there are a couple issues. My estimated eligibility for disability is only $235 a month, and there is no way I can pay rent with that. In addition, I have medications (painkillers for my hip, inhalers for my asthma, etc) that need to be covered. And finally, my bunny needs to be spayed.
I am going to be opening up for knitted pokeballs (example to come later today) to cover the $176.90 necessary to spay my Valkyrie. I'll be offering three sizes at three different prices with the option of adding a squeaker. Sizes and prices will be as follows:
Small - $10
Medium - $15
Large - $20
Squeaker - +$2
Shipping will not be included, sorry!
Soon to be homeless again
Posted 14 years agoI'm being evicted from my cottage for non-payment of rent.
Before I left to see my mate, I placed two cheques, one for December rent and one for January rent, on my landlord's doorstep. They have both been cashed. According to my landlord neither has been received.
Now, because he can't wait for the cheques to be tracked and I refuse to shell out another $1400 before I know where my money went, my landlord has decided to kick me out.
He also kicked my rabbit but that's another story.
Due to my mother believing the bullshit my landlord is spewing I no longer have a place to go. So, within the next eight days (all I have to vacate the cottage; I was given ten days) I will once again become homeless.
So if I don't log on for a while, that's why. Streets don't generally provide wifi or computer hookups.
On that note, if you live in Vancouver and see me on the streets, say hi. Treat me like a human.
Before I left to see my mate, I placed two cheques, one for December rent and one for January rent, on my landlord's doorstep. They have both been cashed. According to my landlord neither has been received.
Now, because he can't wait for the cheques to be tracked and I refuse to shell out another $1400 before I know where my money went, my landlord has decided to kick me out.
He also kicked my rabbit but that's another story.
Due to my mother believing the bullshit my landlord is spewing I no longer have a place to go. So, within the next eight days (all I have to vacate the cottage; I was given ten days) I will once again become homeless.
So if I don't log on for a while, that's why. Streets don't generally provide wifi or computer hookups.
On that note, if you live in Vancouver and see me on the streets, say hi. Treat me like a human.
Back home
Posted 14 years agoI was a day late getting home due to an unavoidable ER visit - either a very very bad stomach flu or food poisoning. Either way I was massively dehydrated and in so much pain I literally couldn't get on my plane. I'm just glad my mate was with me the whole time. <3 <3
Anyway, insurance covered it all (just claiming for the medications now) but I still feel super crap and am taking a couple days for R&R and just settling back into the flow of Vancouver life. Hopefully I start being able to eat more normally soon or I'll just be living on plain rice for a little while.
was with me the whole time. <3 <3Anyway, insurance covered it all (just claiming for the medications now) but I still feel super crap and am taking a couple days for R&R and just settling back into the flow of Vancouver life. Hopefully I start being able to eat more normally soon or I'll just be living on plain rice for a little while.
:/
Posted 14 years agoSomeone I cut off all contact with has been using mutual friends to try and speak to me. Furthermore I can't seem to properly express why I don't want to speak to him anymore.
I feel unsafe, and I'm sick of it. I feel small and I don't want to anymore. I don't like hurting, and I don't want anyone in my life who causes this hurt.
I don't want to do this. Sometimes hard decisions have to be made, for your own wellbeing. I've made one and I wish it could just be accepted.
I feel unsafe, and I'm sick of it. I feel small and I don't want to anymore. I don't like hurting, and I don't want anyone in my life who causes this hurt.
I don't want to do this. Sometimes hard decisions have to be made, for your own wellbeing. I've made one and I wish it could just be accepted.
Wat. Srsly.
Posted 14 years agoI'm twenty tomorrow.
Damn.
I honestly didn't even think I'd make it this far - considering my health, this is a huge accomplishment.
This also means I'm starting on a third decade. That's just mindblowing to me. I'm an adult, kind of, I've got a wonderful mate, amazing friends, and a mother who I'm proud to call my best friend in life. I'm happy, for the most part. I have awesome pets and my own place. Things are pretty good, and I didn't imagine being so well off at twenty.
I'm a bit sad, really, that I won't be a teenager anymore. Think about it - when you're a teenager you can do shit that adults wouldn't even GO near. I can run around with a tail and people are like "man, she's a kid." It's all excusable. You're nineteen with no criminal record? Okay, I won't give you a ticket for sneaking on the train. Oh, you're nineteen? Have this free miniature bottle of booze with your purchase! I don't get to be the good teenager now. I have to be the responsible adult (blech).
On the other hand, shit son, I'm an adult. When people are like "I need an adult!" I can be like FUCK YOU I AM ONE. I can pull seniority. I can walk into my old high school and be like "sup bitches, I'm cooler than all y'alls."
I just wish my dad could have been here. I lost him when I was twelve, and now I'm starting on a new decade without him. Man. Surreal.
Anyway, anyone in Vancouver is more than welcome to come to my birthday dinner this Friday at Red Robin's Metrotown. We're congretating at 7. It'll be rad!
Damn.
I honestly didn't even think I'd make it this far - considering my health, this is a huge accomplishment.
This also means I'm starting on a third decade. That's just mindblowing to me. I'm an adult, kind of, I've got a wonderful mate, amazing friends, and a mother who I'm proud to call my best friend in life. I'm happy, for the most part. I have awesome pets and my own place. Things are pretty good, and I didn't imagine being so well off at twenty.
I'm a bit sad, really, that I won't be a teenager anymore. Think about it - when you're a teenager you can do shit that adults wouldn't even GO near. I can run around with a tail and people are like "man, she's a kid." It's all excusable. You're nineteen with no criminal record? Okay, I won't give you a ticket for sneaking on the train. Oh, you're nineteen? Have this free miniature bottle of booze with your purchase! I don't get to be the good teenager now. I have to be the responsible adult (blech).
On the other hand, shit son, I'm an adult. When people are like "I need an adult!" I can be like FUCK YOU I AM ONE. I can pull seniority. I can walk into my old high school and be like "sup bitches, I'm cooler than all y'alls."
I just wish my dad could have been here. I lost him when I was twelve, and now I'm starting on a new decade without him. Man. Surreal.
Anyway, anyone in Vancouver is more than welcome to come to my birthday dinner this Friday at Red Robin's Metrotown. We're congretating at 7. It'll be rad!
Fursona meme - focusing on Murph
Posted 14 years ago1.)What's your name?
Murphy Erasmus Grimmerie!
2.)Do you know why you were named that?
Murphy because of Murphy's law. Erasmus in memory of my father. Grimmerie for species.
3.) Are you single or taken?
Why not ask larkspurdragon about that one <3
4.)Have any abilities or powers?
Grimms can eat anything. Literally anything. If it fits in their mouth they can chew, swallow and digest it. Also toxic flesh, because toxins build up in a grimm's muscle tissue over time.
5.) Stop being a Gary-Stu >.>
Lol okay dens
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Grimms are stocky and muscular but recover very slowly, sooooo no.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Big brother! And my pack.
stonewolf brittany-shadowwolf
purpleveggie
sevi
malicious
8.) Oh? How about pets?
Currently trying to find an appropriate species to accompany me.
IRLK, yes.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something what you don't like.
Brussels sprouts. BLECH
10.) Something that you do like?
Concrete and antifreeze! Om nom nom
Also cuddles <3
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Chewing on steel, drawing, sleeping ... yeah.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Grimms are, as a rule, a rather peaceful species, but you can't go through life without harming someone.
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
Nuuuu
14.)What kind of animal are you?
Grimmerie! clicky clicky
15.)Name your worst habits.
Sleeping too much, being generally lazy
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all
My dad, always.
Also my mate <3
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
I liek teh ladiebits.
18.)Do you go to school?
Soon, hopefully.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Oh hell to the yes.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Not yet. /glare
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
CLOWNS OH FUCKIN FUCK
22.)O_OUUU Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
Fur is burgundy and grey/pink, mane is black.
23.) Eyes?
Right eye blue, left eye green!
24.) What do you usually wear?
Grimms hate clothes. If I must, a wrap, a pair or shorts, or a long t-shirt.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
Not really a religion but I believe souls are all tied to a specific star.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Nope!
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
Coolio!
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Canadia. I'm canading all up in here.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
Grimms do not operate on class >.> I'm poor as balls. I think I'm below the poverty line ...? Lol.
30.) How many friends do you have?
Tons of acquaintances, but I'm particular about whom I let close.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I would be funny as all fuck, all the fucking time.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
(This isn't even fursona-wise anymore is it)
Pay off the stuff I owe, buy brittany-shadowwolf a Mixed Candy fursuit, buy myself a Clockwork Creature fursuit, visit larkspurdragon and stonewolf and buy myself a nice apartment that allows pets. And a Caucasian Orchevka. Because those dogs are boss as all fuck, yo.
Oh, then I'd go clothes shopping, because I need new pants.
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
ALL OF IT IN MY FACE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Hmmmmm. Sunflower seeds, diet coke, concrete and antifreeze.
35.) Favourite drink?
Antifreeze and diet coke
36.) What is your favourite place?
My bed. With squish. I love my pillow so deadgoddamned much.
37.) Least favourite?
Anywhere my 'brother' is.
38.) What will make you really mad?
Extremely childish behavior/lack of manners/excessive volume
39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Not particularly!
40.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
Butts.
41.) One more thing.
DON'T KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE
Murphy Erasmus Grimmerie!
2.)Do you know why you were named that?
Murphy because of Murphy's law. Erasmus in memory of my father. Grimmerie for species.
3.) Are you single or taken?
Why not ask
larkspurdragon about that one <34.)Have any abilities or powers?
Grimms can eat anything. Literally anything. If it fits in their mouth they can chew, swallow and digest it. Also toxic flesh, because toxins build up in a grimm's muscle tissue over time.
5.) Stop being a Gary-Stu >.>
Lol okay dens
6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Grimms are stocky and muscular but recover very slowly, sooooo no.
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Big brother! And my pack.
stonewolf brittany-shadowwolf
purpleveggie
sevi
malicious8.) Oh? How about pets?
Currently trying to find an appropriate species to accompany me.
IRLK, yes.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something what you don't like.
Brussels sprouts. BLECH
10.) Something that you do like?
Concrete and antifreeze! Om nom nom
Also cuddles <3
11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Chewing on steel, drawing, sleeping ... yeah.
12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Grimms are, as a rule, a rather peaceful species, but you can't go through life without harming someone.
13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
Nuuuu
14.)What kind of animal are you?
Grimmerie! clicky clicky
15.)Name your worst habits.
Sleeping too much, being generally lazy
16.)Do you look up to anyone at all
My dad, always.
Also my mate <3
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
I liek teh ladiebits.
18.)Do you go to school?
Soon, hopefully.
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Oh hell to the yes.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Not yet. /glare
21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
CLOWNS OH FUCKIN FUCK
22.)O_OUUU Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
Fur is burgundy and grey/pink, mane is black.
23.) Eyes?
Right eye blue, left eye green!
24.) What do you usually wear?
Grimms hate clothes. If I must, a wrap, a pair or shorts, or a long t-shirt.
25.) Ok. What's your religion?
Not really a religion but I believe souls are all tied to a specific star.
26.) Do you wish this quiz is over?
Nope!
27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
Coolio!
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Canadia. I'm canading all up in here.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
Grimms do not operate on class >.> I'm poor as balls. I think I'm below the poverty line ...? Lol.
30.) How many friends do you have?
Tons of acquaintances, but I'm particular about whom I let close.
31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I would be funny as all fuck, all the fucking time.
32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
(This isn't even fursona-wise anymore is it)
Pay off the stuff I owe, buy
brittany-shadowwolf a Mixed Candy fursuit, buy myself a Clockwork Creature fursuit, visit larkspurdragon and stonewolf and buy myself a nice apartment that allows pets. And a Caucasian Orchevka. Because those dogs are boss as all fuck, yo.Oh, then I'd go clothes shopping, because I need new pants.
33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
ALL OF IT IN MY FACE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
34.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Hmmmmm. Sunflower seeds, diet coke, concrete and antifreeze.
35.) Favourite drink?
Antifreeze and diet coke
36.) What is your favourite place?
My bed. With squish. I love my pillow so deadgoddamned much.
37.) Least favourite?
Anywhere my 'brother' is.
38.) What will make you really mad?
Extremely childish behavior/lack of manners/excessive volume
39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Not particularly!
40.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
Butts.
41.) One more thing.
DON'T KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE
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Take a look through my eyes: See like me!
Posted 14 years agoI am colourblind, which is unusual for my sex - the gene is carried on both my x chromosomes. Only in the last three years did I actually realize this (yes I know I'm a bit slow on the uptake). Unusually, I can see almost every colour fine, except red. I don't see it well. I cannot see shades of red, and if an orange or pink is too close to red I just can't make it out.
Thanks to very helpful, understanding friends, I've figured out (I think) the extent of my colourblindness, but I sometimes still have "wtf is that REALLY two different shades?" moments. For example I recently bought a red v-neck shirt, and a friend of mine said to me "you know that's a striped shirt, right?" I had no fucking idea. This is the shirt. If I really focus, I can see there's a lighter tinge in the stripes, but it takes a lot of concentration. I don't see it with just a quick look-over.
Now, thanks to an awesome program, I can show you all what reds look like to me.
I really like this cake. Now, the way I see red is sort of faded, I guess you'd say. It's greyish, kinda bland, a really relaxed, laid-back colour. This simulation adds green colourblindness which I don't think I have (I can see shades and the colour just fine, I believe), and the red has a bit of yellow in it, but otherwise it looks almost identical in both pictures for me, so hopefully that'll really get across just what I see.
So, there you go. Feel free to make fun of me!
Thanks to very helpful, understanding friends, I've figured out (I think) the extent of my colourblindness, but I sometimes still have "wtf is that REALLY two different shades?" moments. For example I recently bought a red v-neck shirt, and a friend of mine said to me "you know that's a striped shirt, right?" I had no fucking idea. This is the shirt. If I really focus, I can see there's a lighter tinge in the stripes, but it takes a lot of concentration. I don't see it with just a quick look-over.
Now, thanks to an awesome program, I can show you all what reds look like to me.
I really like this cake. Now, the way I see red is sort of faded, I guess you'd say. It's greyish, kinda bland, a really relaxed, laid-back colour. This simulation adds green colourblindness which I don't think I have (I can see shades and the colour just fine, I believe), and the red has a bit of yellow in it, but otherwise it looks almost identical in both pictures for me, so hopefully that'll really get across just what I see.
So, there you go. Feel free to make fun of me!
