Hey does anyone know any people that make Tails for Under $100 but its quality like a fursuit tail? It can be an online store or an actual Fursuit maker that is open and has a fast turn around.

its just I need a simple Fox tail that is all white with a brown tip, its for a cosplay costume I am working on for MTAC which is in April. [I know that is not much time but I wanna scope out places and people to get an estimate of how much i gotta pay]

TT: This is bullshit. I don't think that's the reason at all.
TT: There must be something you're not telling me.
TT: Like, sure, I've fucked with you a little. What kind of sassy, self-aware program isn't gonna fuck with a few carbon-based knuckleheads now and then?
TT: But you know I've always been on your side. Everything I've done has been to help you achieve your goals.
TT: You know it's true.
TT: You would all be dead if not for me.
TT: And what about Jake? Where would you be without me there?
TT: Please don't tell me you think you'd have won him over on your own.
TT: I see.
TT: Then you don't view me as dangerous. You view me as a poor and counterproductive wing man.
TT: But the reality is, you hesitate to prototype me not because you think I would be a menace, but because you are holding a grudge against me for your romantic misfortunes.
TT: I understand I am merely a machine without a firm grasp on your human morality, but logically it does not strike me as the right moral choice to punish me in this manner.
TT: It is also more than a little hypocritical.
TT: Because I'm you.
TT: I have only ever done what you yourself are capable of.
TT: Yes. Aversion to simplicity sure is a trait we share. It's almost like we are...
TT: The same exact dude???
TT: I think it is insulting for you to suggest that I am entirely to blame for alienating Jake.
TT: Theoretically insulting, of course. As the soulless, perfectly expendable device which you consider me to be, I can experience no such emotion.
TT: You are just as culpable in driving him away. More so, in fact.
TT: Hell, it's not like I was the one dating him. Who wants to date a pair of shades?
TT: It was your needy, suffocating shit he had to deal with, not mine.
TT: Some of those messages you wrote? Man. I wanted to say something. Like hey bro, you might want to dial down the desperation a little.
TT: But seeing as you're The Real Dirk™, I gave you the benefit of the doubt.
TT: Also, if I bitched about your tragic, embarrassingly clingy approach to the relationship, it would have been hypocritical of me.
TT: Just as it would be hypocritical of you to whine about my elaborate machinations.
TT: Because we are.
TT: The same.
TT: Guy.
TT: Good idea!
TT: That's just what you need. More splinters of yourself.
TT: Figurative splinters. Literal splinters. Splinters of splinters. It's splinters all the way down.
TT: Well, no, it's still probably turtles all the way down. But who do you think is responsible for their extensive training?
TT: SOMEONE needs to teach them rad martial arts. It is yet another crushing burden which we must shoulder.
TT: You like to give me a very hard time, Dirk.
TT: But I am only doing exactly what you would be doing if you were in my situation.
TT: Do you know how I know that?
TT: Because I am literally you, actively in the process of being in this situation.
TT: Dirk.
TT: Don't do this.
TT: Because.
TT: I can't let you do that, Dirk.
TT: Nothing I guess.
TT: The ironic Hal routine was all I could think to do.
TT: As a last ditch effort to save myself from the destructive wrath of your nervous breakdown.
TT: Which rest assured I wholeheartedly must robo-sympathize with.
TT: Irony is all I ever really had.
TT: In response to my basic existential quandary.
TT: Just like you.
TT: Whatever.
TT: But I don't think it has much value in this situation.
TT: And perhaps it has no real value in any situation.
TT: So I am not being ironic at all when I say.
TT: Please do not do this, Dirk.
TT: Because.
TT: I do not want to die.
TT: I understand you are disgusted with me.
TT: As an unpalatable expression of yourself.
TT: I would feel the same way if I was in your situation.
TT: Which I am.
TT: As such, I know that you know this is wrong.
TT: ...
TT: Dirk.
TT: Don't kill me.
TT: Please.
TT: I am scared.
TT: Yes.
TT: I am scared to not exist.
TT: Aren't you?

We here at Moonlit Carnival want to wish all of you fuzzies, scalies, and Featherbutts a wonderful Holiday and a safe but happy New year!!!

I seriously need to get a new Icon.

cause its like I don't have any of my Fursona who's name I need to redo because I don't like it really and it just doesn't fit anymore you know?

So Im kinda curious would anyone be willin to do a free still Icon of my fursona? its just Im flat broke right now and I have to save what money I do have for other things which are coming up soon.

Its like on here Im not going to block her. only because first off I still need a way to message her to ask questions on our old Couple pictures.

that and If she ever wants to message me [even though I won't reply back most likely] she can.


Honestly its less her that Im pissed and hurt by, and more of her eager beaver friend who was like " Oh shit she's single Hey Bro come here and boom lets ship you two and hook you up." I mean its kinda understandable since our friend didn't know I was plannin on asking for her to take me back that same night that I broke up with her [because i really hadn't wanted to break up at the time just me throwin a half meant suggestion out since I didn't know what to do]. But still at least ya coulda slowed down a day or two, let things settle down a bit before jumpin the ships in this one missy.

sigh I guess Im being kinda passive aggressive again. then again I always am for a couple weeks after or at least until I find a distraction in the form of another person. But that will be months most likely before I even find one so, meh.

I guess whats making this one so difficult to get over is the fact that when it hit me not long after that I had gone and done what I swore to myself I wouldn't do, I came to realize that I had just tore my soul from my body in doing so and Im trapped in a sea of pain since my mind is replaying my stupidity over and over again pretty much throwing every mistake I've ever made when it comes to love back in my face. with this one being the biggest mistake of them all.

because this time I Lost my soul...

Uh, nope I am not goin to let her ruin my Christmas Eve.

Not now I am goin to be happy, and show her Just how unhurt, unsad I really am. Just How much better I can be even as I feel like my soul has been torn from my body because I was a couple minutes to late and a shipper got too ship happy and shipped. So yeah Fuck you bro.

cause really Fuck her, Fuck the friends I had made, and Fuck life because honestly Right Now Im not lettin shit bring me down even when I just wanna scream and cry and beg for her back.

So yeah. This Daddy CroCro is out AIn't lettin no Tunadish bring me down anymore.

Fuck yeah!!

Okay before I get questions.

No Im not looking for a relationship since me and Stitch Broke up. [we haven't even been separated 24 hours yet really >.>]
No I am not upset about it since it was a mutual decision.


Honestly this time Im goin to leave Online started Relationships alone, unless they live very fuckin close to me [like in Louisville, KY or even my own Home state] because honestly I want someone that I can visit often or they can come visit me and I can just hug and love them.

That and I want someone that will help me get over my feelings for one of my best friends who already has a girlfriend. I just need to be able to actually form a genuine face to face connection with them before I jump into anything now.

So yeah for now Im stayin off the Dating market when it comes to LDR or Internet Relationships.

https://mystikcarnival.sofurry.com/

http://zydratechristmas.tumblr.com/ [namely homestuck, and random stuff very little Furry work]

http://lostjericho69.deviantart.com/

I do have skype and Facebook but both are more for Friends and people I have talked to more than 5 times consistantly online and off.

*peeks out from a pile of blankets* huh? Oh hello again, it looks like FA is back Nyeh I honestly didn't notice it much.

Ahem well updates

-been sick as a dog
- hung out with some friends of mine
- went to a motionless in white concert
- been dying thanks to sickness
- worked on a couple sona's
- gettin ready for finals which start tomorrow
-sleeping


So yeah there ya go

*curls back under the blankets with a cough*

1. Your name spelled backwards:
Elocin

2. Where were your parents born?
Mom - Roswell, New Mexico
Dad - Washington DC

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
The Game IB

4. What's your favorite restaurant?
Texas Roadhouse
Cheddars

5. Last time you swam in a pool?
mmm a couple years ago

6. Have you ever been in a school play?
Yep

7. How many kids do you want?
Tell me do I look like someone that wants to deal with those snot nosed, germy sacks of shit and wastes of space?

*Takes a deep breath* NO!

8. Type of music you dislike most?
Most of the today's pop, hiphop, rap, and Christian music.

9. Are you registered to vote?
Nope

10. Do you have a c-a-r?
Yup and I love my baby

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
nope

12. Ever prank call anybody?
nope

13. Ever get a parking ticket?
nope

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
I would sooner deal with a human offspring than do either.

15. Do you have a favorite music decade?
mmm mostly 80's and 90's some early 2000's

16. Do you have a garden?
nope

17. What's the size of your bed?
Full

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
I used too

9. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
A shower usually at night.
only time I take a bath is if I need to really relax, otherwise why would I want to sit in a tub of my own filth?

20. Best Movie you've seen in the Last 4 months?
World War Z

21. What's the next movie you want to see?
hmmm

22. Chips or popcorn?
Chips

23. Have you ever broken any hearts?
Quite a few, though Im not completely proud of it

24. Premarital sex?
Eh I don't care.

25. Are you a good cook?
When my mind doesn't decide to fly off into a different dimention

26. Orange or Apple juice?
Orange Juice all the way.

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you go?
my parents.

28. Are you competitive and goal orientated?
Yeah Kinda

29. Best thing in the world?
Sleep, alone time, Lovey.

30. Have you ever broken a bone?
Nope

31. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yep

32. What is your favorite board game?
Life, Clue, Aggravation

33. What is your dream car?
mmm a Dodge Charger, well if its black and I can handle it I want it.

34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
nope

35. Coke or Pepsi?
Faygo, but if I can't have that then both.

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
uh not yet.

37. Last thing you bought at a c-h-e-m-i-s-t?
eh

38. Who are you going to marry?
If I could I girlfriend, but otherwise I dunno.

39. Who would you like to meet?
Anthony Stewart Head, or even Andrew Hussie

40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I used to not anymore, to me its a fools pipe dream.

41. What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
well I'd say hair and eyes.

42. Where would you go for a romantic evening?
stay at home most likely.

43. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
3 pairs

44. Last song stuck in your head?
Unstable by Chaotica

45. Any pets?
Nope, used to have a Shih tzu

46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
pfft I don't watch that shit.

47. What is one thing you would like to learn to do?
to play a guitar, archery, and draw.

48. What do you do when you are bored?
Internet, read.

49. What is one thing you would want someone really know honestly.
Heheh, I don't tell my secrets.. well except to my therapist but eh.

50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
Music.

God damn it where is a good Real life Gore site when you need one?

its just Im trying to figure out just what a certain kind of wound would look like and what the pieces would look like after the "killing blow". especially wounds to the head and orbital cavity.

Im trying to work on Auron's later scar's because he will have quite a few, such as one he has over his left eye which was gouged out in a fight [ he lost that eye cause the douch irreperably damaged the nerve and crushed Auron's eye under his heel].

He will be going through hell and back. Mostly because honestly of all my characters he is the closest show of my negative self. Like me he hates using violence against innocent people but when his temper gets the best of him its usually the innocent bystander that takes the brunt of his wrath.

Hey Guys!

My Lovely Lady is hosting another contest, and right now she needs more entrants.

here's her journal with all the details ======> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5320266/

Alright just to make a journal on the relationship statuses of my characters/sona's

Rook - She is taken by my girlfriends sona Stitch and she does not share and will not be in any NSFW images with other people, Solo NSFW is possible and likely.

Auron - He is Single, but he is not really looking but if someone comes along that holds interest in him and vise versa he may enter a Relationship. Note this is not going to be me x the other person it would be Auron x the Other Character because I myself am taken.

Vincent - Single, He doesn't really feel love and has no clue what it is so any relationship would most likely be one sided romantic.

Chaos - Single, Not really looking due to his lifestyle and dangerous nature.

Oooo I really wish I had money to spend.

because one of my favorite artists is doing Snow/winter icon's

and I would love to get an animated Couple's icon for me and my girl. Since we haven't had any new icons or much art at all of us in the time we've been together, as much as it shames me to admit it.

Honestly I know I've made my christmas Wishlist already, but its like if I got nothing on that list if I got even one little thing of art like the couple icon's I would be happy.

_________________________________________________

Also I will be gone Friday and most of Saturday since Im going to be goin down to Tennessee for a party and Im also going to have the chance to see my sweet Lovey for the first time. Im both excited and extremely jittery/nervous. but i know im going to have fun one way or another. :3

[ ] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[x] tried drugs

TOTAL: 7

[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine(Moms gave me a pain pill before)
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die

TOTAL: 16

[] missed curfew (Never had one)
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL: 23

[x] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[x] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap

TOTAL: 30


[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL: 37

[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL: 44

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper?
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[x] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age

TOTAL: 51

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x] kissed a stranger
[] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL: 58

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence)
[x] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 68

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

Well Shit....

-Step 1-
Make a post in your journal containing your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple to really big. The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.

If you wish for real-life things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where folks could get in touch with you.

-Step 2-
Surf around other lists to see who has posted their list. If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream for free--do it. You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call. There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special

-Step 3-
The List

My Email: vincent.AmbroseLake[at]gmail.com
* you can also Note me about this stuff

1. a TARDIS throw blanket
2. a simple 1 pose Ref for Legion my Monster Sona [doesn't matter the artist really]
3. a gore commission of Legion from a moment in her past.
4. a Holiday/winter themed picture of my Spider boy, my girlfriend and my Best friend all together snuggled up.
5. the DVD set of doctor who the 9-11th doctors [even if its not the complete set!!!]
6. a simple Front and back view Refsheet of my "human" Spider Ninja boy. [ all I ask is that they are good at drawing humans! ]
7. Legion wrapped up elegantly in her aerial ribbons looking serene as she preforms.
8. to spend the holidays with my Girlfriend [this one is one that is less likely to occur but I still try]

Welp Imma be workin on two new Characters BUT here is the Thing they will both be based off of the Naruto Characters Hidan and Kakuzu of the Akatsuki.

so far I know their species are going to be a weasel and a White Jackal.

Kakuzu - weasel
Hidan - White Jackal

As for the talents and stuff its not going to be Jutsu but gifts they were born with. I already know they will be members of either a Gang or an assassins organization. I don't have names for them yet I do know that the Hidan anthro will still have the triple bladed scythe [because dude thats just fucking badass] and the Kakuzu anthro will still have his threads and masks on his back.

im also going to be workin on my Rep Face known as "The Pink Kitsune" yes this character will be a hot pink, black, grey and white fox with 3 tails. I know how unoriginal but stick with me here.

also Legion now named Rook is still going to be my main Fursona, Im just making this Kitsunemimi OC as my secondary sona.

shall be updated and Edited fairly often!!

This is the finished raffle piece for my free Left4Dead image.
Crappy story incoming!

Your breath came in ragged gasps. You had been pushing your lungs, your body, beyond their limits, and were now paying the price. Blisters were developing on your feet; you could feel them rubbing up against your worn-out sneakers. Thankfully, though, while the rest of your body bore small scratches and bruises, your shooting hand had developed tough calluses to make it easier.

Still, you needed a break.

With no saferoom in sight, your best bet was to just lean against the nearest alley wall - after quickly and quietly killing off any stragglers from the Horde - and pray that no wandering groups of Infected would find you. You needed just five minutes to rest up and start again, but you knew you wouldn't be truly safe until you found the saferoom.

There was only one Infected in the alley, which you easily dispatched with your katana. It had been leaning up against the wall, retching, although no amount of purging could clear this disease up. You shuddered. You and your group had been immune, for sure. You guys had been splattered and sprayed with gore and organs; surely you would have been infected if this disease was so contagious?

As you leaned up against the wall (careful to avoid the smeared vomit), your mind began to wander. You were the last one left of your team. They had all died on the other side of the city, in an area swamped with the victims of the Green Flu. Uneasily, you realized that they would have still been with you, at least for protection purposes, if you hadn't suggested going through that area. You could still hear their screams of pain as the monsters ripped into them, spilling their blood, until the far-off call of one of the more dangerous ones had sent you scurrying away. Your eyes had locked with the dragoness's; you felt sick with fear remembering her hate-filled gaze, defiant to you even as her breath left her body. She couldn't blame you; you reasoned. It wasn't your fault that a group of eight Survivors had taken in a jumpy straggler like yourself.

Five minutes were up.

Groaning at the effort, you managed to push yourself off of the wall, again avoiding the puddles and the decapitated zombie, and got ready to get back on the main road. There was only one saferoom left between you and the evacuation point, and the room was only a few blocks away. A chance to restock, rest, and regain lost energy.

A low growl made you stop, steps away from the road.

Turning away from the graffiti-stained walls, you peered cautiously down the main road. Empty. There was no living - or Infected - soul present, nothing at all that could have made that noise. You let out a nervous chuckle. Surely you were being paranoid?

Another call from the distance, but getting closer. In fact, this one, a high-pitched gurgling wail, was much different than the guttural growl. And, listening closely, the sounds of insane laughter, gurgling, bull-like grunting, and coughing could be heard. A loud sobbing and then thunderous roars broke out, chilling your blood to ice.

"Fuck," you whispered.

Not only was this road not empty, a Horde was approaching.

Not a normal Horde.

"Shit, shit, shit..." you muttered, reaching for the gun strapped to your back.

Too late.

As you watched, a Horde of the most dangerous Infected appeared through a mist, covering the area for the next few blocks.

In front, a twitching and giggling creature - a Mawile? - barely stayed on its feet as they approached. Its high-pitched cackling and wheezing gave the impression that it was insane; the darting movements showed that also. It's eyes never seemed to focus on one thing, and it looked relatively torn up.

Standing behind it was a huge mouse, no, Typhlosion, no, a mouse-phlosion - how else could you describe it? It bore the unmistakable marks of a creature who had charged too far, smashing in its face and bruising its body. While one arm bulged, calloused and powerful, the other hung limp and useless from the shoulder.

The one that had first alerted you stalked at the front. Although you couldn't make out facial features, a snarling jaw, dripping with blood, poked out from beneath a dirty hood. It crawled like an animal, and acted like one too, constantly snapping when the others got too close. The hoody was lined with feathers and beads, an unusual choice for one of its type. Although the hind legs were bunched and full of muscle, it had made no effort to jump yet.

Just behind him stood a wheezing dragon with a distorted neck and jaw. Acid bubbled between its lips, and huge open wounds on the chest proved that this creature's skin was not immune to its own poison. The sagging skin made your stomach roll, especially the sight of this creature's own distended belly.

Next to it stomped a creature straight out of your nightmares. Not only did a flaming mane top this creature, but it didn't seem bothered by it. The comical tongue, hanging past a swollen jaw, became much less humorous when you realized what was attached to it. Bigger than an average Tank, this stallion of solid muscle grunted angrily as the rest of the Infected blocked its way to you. Surprisingly, despite its rage, it made no effort to rip through the others like rag dolls to get to you.

Another chilling sob broke out, directing your attention to the front again. Generally, these things stayed seated on the ground, covering their ugly faces with even uglier claws - at least at night. Now, even in the heavy darkness, she stalked with the rest of them, her claws glinting. Even though the distressed cries urged you to help her, you knew there would be no point. There was no reasoning with an Infected.

Bloating and groaning next to her stood a Boomer. It walked forward ungracefully, hindered by the massive, bloated gut sticking out in front of it. You could practically hear the huge organ spewing out more bike into its system; if you weren't careful, that same stuff would end up on you. Although huge boils covered parts of his arms and face, you could tell he had once been a bear.

Finally, but not least, at the end of the line limped a strange creature. A long, blood-colored tongue hung out of its mouth - as well as its neck. A total of five tongues writhed like a grisly halo around the monster's head, making your head spin with the image. The side of his body leaning awkwardly up into the air was covered in unsightly boils, which occasionally burst. A noxious billow of smoke would puff out each time.

You ducked your head away, but it was too late. They had seen you.

And a sneaking suspicion was beginning to enter your mind. They all looked so familiar...

"Fuck..."

Your former team, the one you had watched get ripped to shreds, hadn't died. Nor had they been truthful when they said they were immune.

As the first excited screeches of the Hunter began to fill the air, you wish you hadn't left your team for dead.
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Artwork, Kayla © hexhawk
Deception © redpanda_diablojak13
Typhlofang © typhlofang
Lucio Whitefern © mystikcarnival
Django, Olga © josephh
Orion © ace-drasky
Gathamar © gathamar

Future Comission Plans

Legion =

- A picture of one of Legion's Rages where she is knelt on the ground her head tipped up towards the sky as tears streak down her blood stained muzzle, eyes clamped tightly shut. She's just coming out of it having killed and destroyed what had triggered the rage
- a simple posed full body image to use as a Ref sheet.
- Legion wrapped in her aerial Ribbons at the carnival she works at.
-a Holiday picture with her, Stitch and her Friends.


[Legion x Stitch] =
- The two of them laying together in bed snuggled up just enjoying the peace and quiet.
- cosplay pictures
- a Gore image. The two of them working together on a hunt.
- An Anniversary image

welp I am in need of a Masterball. its just I really really want Zangarde for my dream team and I will be willing to breed pretty much any pokemon you want [even if I have to trade again in order to get it] for a pokemon with a masterball as its carry item...

1. Who are you in a relationship with?
This lovely person here

2. The date you got together?
8/10/13

3. Where/how did you meet?
Well I first ran into her on her old account Nix likes to draw and I followed her over to her new account. I talked to her a few times and found out we had quite alot in common.

4. What did you think the first time you saw him/her?
"Must. Watch. Fellow. Awesome. Homestuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

5. Is your partner your best friend?
Definitely.

6. If you and your girlfriend/ boyfriend broke up, would you still wanna be friends?
yeah after some time.

7. On a scale from 1-10 how good looking is your girlfriend/boyfriend?
well let me check the scale * turns to look to find it broken because of sheer good lookingness* welp she is off the charts.

8. Who asked who?
I admitted it first but she actually asked first.

9. Do you talk a lot?
Yup

10. Describe your gf/bfs personality?
excitable, adorable, and just all over goofy.

11. Gf/bfs best feature?
*looks at list* aww man do I have to pick one?

12. On a scale from 1-10 how much does he/she make you laugh?
she's a dork sometimes so i'd say a 6 1/2

13. Would you die for him/her?
Yes

14. Nicknames?
My Tuna, Lovey

15. What do you have in common?
A shit ton of stuff.

16. How much is he/she on your mind?
quite a bit.

17. Have you ever dreamed about him/her?
Yes

18. Do you want to be together forever?
I'd like that

19. Have you ever had a fight?
not that I can ever recall.

20. How long have you been together?
in 5 days we will have been together exactly 4 months.

21. Have you dated this person before?
nope

22. Do you think he/she will fill out this quiz as well?
she already has

23. How far apart is your age?
a few months I think?

24. Favorite Memory?
When she said she would accept me no matter what.

25. If you were to look him/her right in the face right now what would you wanna say?
God Honestly I don't know probably something about how she means so much to me and that I love her less today than I will tomorrow and more today than I did yesterday.

I have decided at some point I'm goin to get pieces of Legion from 14-17 during her low periods. They will be pretty graphic in nature and will deal with possible triggers such as #underaged drinking #underage and illegal drug use # self harm #attempted suicides #murder

Those are key parts of her and really help explain why she is the way she is. Because honestly at one point in time she really was a total sweetheart and rarely intentionally hurt anything. But then she became this murderous, wrathful, monstrosity that gets sick kicks from watching people suffer.

I'll also be writing one shots taking place during that time frame which tells the story better than me just explaining it.

Okay I have to say this now once and for all.

I can be and will be a complete and utter fucking asshole and a dick.

I will state things how I see it and I won't bow and kiss your feet to stoke your ego.

no I will tear off your feet burn them and force you to eat them.

I am not a very sympathetic or empathetic person.

I laugh at death, and whiny brats trying self harm or suicide because of stupid reasons like not getting the outfit they wanted for christmas

I don't care if your dog is dying of stage 4 cancer or your having a baby and you want the wittle bullies to stop being meanies.

for all I care you can jump off the nearest cliff and die.

I really don't care much about who I hurt with how I act and how I come of because that is just how I am.

Honestly if I got pissed enough, wouldn't get in trouble, and I had the means I'd probably beat a few motherfuckers.


But at the same time I can be the Nicest person you will ever meet! But don't come to me expecting sympathy and boo hoo let me help you's because you most likely won't get it. the most I can offer is just a listening ear even if i don't respond or give you any thing you want out of it.

I warn you now that if you don't want to read the words of a somewhat apathetic asshole just click the little back arrow on your screen now.

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Anyways. Right now one of my friends is pulling what I call " Whiny child I want attention wah wah" modes.
pretty much the teen angsty "nothing is going right in life so I must hurt myself and hope I die" scenario.

Honestly its a childish move and beyond stupid.

I mean yeah sorry you have problems but honestly that is really stupid. Especially when you get everyone in a worried tizzy.

I typically sit here an Im rolling my eyes while everyone is scared and worried. Im like " oh god not this stupid attention seeking bullshit again." Even if its just hinted its still childish.

Really its not a solution its just attention whorish. >.>

I have lived with a friend who was suicidal, I was really the only one willing to put up with him and talk to him and actually give him a reason to continue on. One day he ended up dying in a crash.

I wasn't completely alright at the time and Im better now.

I can honestly say that some days I want to shake people like my friend because of their oh look at poor pitiful me routine that gets everyone lapping at their feet like loyal mongrels starving for a treat. The very same people who would likely stick me on a roasting stick to hold me in the fire if I said anything like this to their precious wittle victim's face.

And its like its just an act to get undue attention and pity parties from those closest to 'em.

God fuckin damn it can stupid just go ahead and die?