I swear, I'm a good noodle Ill never post naughty things ever again *looks innocently at you with big sparkly anime eyes and kisses a puppy*...

...Buuut for now. *puts of shades* let's just enjoy the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxnv2vtyFpk

P.S.
Never play Skyrim.

P.P.S.
Stay in church kids.

Just a reminder that
1. I am alive.

2. Feel absolutely free to talk to me I swear, I'm a little shy at first but I'll try my best to be Open.

3. Requests are still open if you want one http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6292828/ .

4. Peanut Butter is a questionable spread to put on bagels and needs further research into the matter.

5. The number five does not exist. Stop lying to yourself.

Huh? What? It's Christmas?
*Looks up from DS*
O-oh yeah uh Merry Christmas
*Looks at DS*
and uh...And uh
*Gets distracted by DS*
a happy...Uhh, a happy new...
*Starts playing DS games again*

I guess so.
I'll do anything. Most things. Keep it clean.
I'll do 5?
Leave comment.

1.  k-n3ko Being my weight training coach
2.
3.
4.
5.

Maybe this will get me friends

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I HAVE A JOB!
Yessiree, you're looking at the newest Temporary Part-Time Sales Associate at Halloween City, subsidiary of Party City INC. so that means I am contributing to society.
It also means I can complain about the economy. STUPID ECONOMY!

In celebration I wanna do a TMI Tuesday, even though It is Monday, the odds are that you're probably already in Tuesday or that is is Tuesday when You are reading this. Ask me anything!

So yeah, enjoy this TMI (Timeisanillusionandnothinginthisworldisrealnonotevenyougositdownandthinkaboutyourownabxistanceinthecorner) Tuesday

So tomorrow (or today or last week depending on the point in time you are reading this from) Im back in school only IM A SENIOR. So it's my last year and I have no clue about how college works or how to find one (or how to be open enough to talk to anyone IRL about it) ...So i think that's probably not good. But at least I know i want to be a Video Game Designer so i sorta know what i need to shoot for...I guess.

But on a different note.

Im almost done with another drawing and getting better at working more diligently so that's good.

How's everyone been. I wanna chat with all y'all

Alternatively titled "I am lazy and dont want to work on a drawing that's due in three days"

(stolen from  k-n3ko)

Name: Evangeline Hamilton Lunder
Nickname: *exactly 14 seconds of continuous screaming*
Location: Hell, Ohio, USA
Age: 17 Years, 3 months, 5 days, 23 hours, 52 minutes, and 58 seconds at this very moment.
Height: ???
Zodiac sign: Taurus
Any pets: 2 cats and 1 dog
Favorite thing about yourself: *Sitcom style canned laughter*
Worst habit: Chronic Procrastinator
Fun fact: I have sold my soul to Satan for a pack of gum (This is not a joke)

Identity, Sexuality & Personality

Gender identity: Cisgender male (but honestly does not care)
Sexual preference: Asexual (but prone to make sex jokes all the time)
Romantic preference: Panromantic
"Kinsey Scale" score: What?
Relationship status: Yes
Myers/Briggs type: What??????
Hogwarts house: Which ever one that kid with the toad is in.

Routine

"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Night owl (It's nothing against the sun, It's always just so bright and who said that was fun~)
Bath or shower: Shower (But I take a Showerbath when Im sad)
First thought in the morning: "Dammit Im still alive"
Last thought before falling asleep at night: Something stupid I think is "Deep" or "Poetic" (Latest Example:

"These are not tears dearest
These are the jewels of humanity
You must treasure them as you would a dream of love
For just as soon as you posses them
They shall fall and break apart into stars")


School/Work

Do you work or are you a student: Student or as I like to call it "Resident of hell"
What do you do well: *Sitcom style canned laughter with cheering and applause*
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: With some form of Miracle in college learning Video game design

Habits (Do you…?)

Drink: Never touched the stuff
Smoke: With all the violent anti-smoking campaigns in my country? Not a chance
Do Drugs: Sometimes I take Acetaminophen when I have a head ache
Exercise: Sometimes I move to get something to eat. Does that count?
Have a go-to comfort food: Yes. Fruit
Have a nervous habit: Pacing

What is your favorite…?

Physical quality (in yourself): *Sitcom audience cracking up*
In Others: Skin, Eyes, legs, arms, hands, torsos, Spiders crawling out of their mouth y'know. The works
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): Im not that big of a jerk.
Food: Pineapple
Drink: Coconut soda
Animal: Dragons, Lizards, Snakes, Bats
Artist/Band/Group: Too many to name, Mother Mother, The J Arthur Keenes Band, Anamanaguchi, Kitty, Ect.
Author/Poet: READING ARE FOR NERDS
TV Show: Anime
Actor/Actress: Charlie Day
Blogger: My favorite blogger is Doctor-Dragon at tumblr dot com his blog has everything I look for in a blog and you should follow him at http://doctor-dragon.tumblr.com/

(Welp looks like I've run out of procrastination material. Back to work.)

I've seen a few people doing this meme and I figured why not.

I guess you comment assumptions you have about me and I'll validate of discredit them.

Happy 4th of July America

That fills my mandatory quota for celebration of freedom if I do not comply with this law I will be branded as a communist and excommunicated from my country without trial.

So school let out a few days ago and now I have more time to do the drawy thing.

cool.
Nobody cares.

So, iv'e been super busy with school lately and that's why i haven't been very active. I am gonna be done for the year in a few weeks so just hang in there my kind and nonexistent watchers i have much in store for you when i get the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

Things I can do:
Dance
Jump
Having the time of your life

Things you can do:
See that girl
Watch that scene
Dig it the dancing queen

As the title states, this is just a journal foreshadowing that next Thursday (May 1st) is my birth(hatch?)Day(Night?).

So yeah. I will only accept birthday congratulations is musical form. (Points if its electro-swing).

also i heard that may is also dragon month.

so there's that too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe6juOv3AyU

I stole this from  k-n3ko

What's your real name?
Evan(Evangeline) H. Lunder

Names you go by?
Dragon Boy, Vean Rednul, Hot Milf (girlfriend only)
How old are you?
16 years 6 Months 25 Days 16 hours 16 Minutes and 37 seconds at this very moment

How old do you feel/act?
Anywhere between 5 and 89

How tall are you?
5'5

What's your natural hair color?
Black

What's your eye colour?
Blue

What's your orientation?
Panromantic ????Sexual

Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Taken

What do you do in your spare time?
I mostly lie/sit/stand completely still and stare trance like in a random direction while having vivid day dreams

What's your job or occupation?
Freeloading teenager

What do you like about yourself?
Im blonde
Im Skinny
Im Rich
and Im a little bit of a bitch

What do you dislike about yourself?
I hate my Voice

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
My odd speech patterns

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Apathy

Do you Drink?
This one time i chugged an entire can of coke

Do you smoke?
Who needs 2 smoke when u hav jesus

Who's your best buddy?
If you are reading this then you're my best buddy c:

What's your favourite dish?
the one dish in our cabinet that has rose on it

What's your favourite drink?
ROOT BEER

What's your favourite colour?
Ruby

What's your least favourite colour?
Yellow, because i once had a dream where i was covered in yellow spiders

If you had a super power, what would it be?
To stop time so i can get some goDDAMN FUCKING SLEEP IN THE MORNING

What's your favourite movie?
Coraline

What's your least favourite food.
Pierogis

What's the last meal you want before you die?
ANTI-DEATH PILLS

Do you drive?
I have a temp so kinda

What's your most disliked bug?
ANY PARASITE

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
When people try to 1-up

What do you dislike in life?
Too much to name

What do you like in life?
Too much to name

What kind of games do you like?
ALL OF THEM

What kind of games do you dislike?
Boring ones

What is your favourite animal?
Dragnon

What is your favourite TV show?
Dead tie between Scrubs and Pushing Daisies

Who is your favourite Actor/Actress?
Me, for acting like I care

i cannot sleep until this question is answered

I'm trying to upload a picture but it gets to 34% resets to 0 and the page goes down. ughhhhhhhh

I've decided that next year I will try to be more open and try to talk and make friends with people. Hopefully that will help with my dreadful shyness, ouo;

I hope you're all having a great time with all your friends and love ones.

Time for Hot chocolate, Oversized Sweaters, and the quiet the snow brings. uwu
AND ALL THE HOLIDAY SWEETS. OWO

I must go churn butter now just like the pilgrimes.

Sorry I'm not so active on here, My emotions are making me miserable and im just not in to mood to draw.

Since It's October, I decided to jump on the spoopy train, and draw myself In a few Halloween costumes.
Current Ideas I have include:
1. Genocider Syo/Kyouko Kirigiri/Enoshima Junko
2. Some form of generic oversexualized costume (IN THE MOST IRONIC WAY POSSIBLE)
3. The real me
4. This colorful number (https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hph.....19937620_n.jpg)
5. Suggest an Idea

also.
I want to get a new Icon, as this one is Tired and old. I have no Ideas, so if you have any please feel free to suggest something.
l8r h8rs *does a sick ollie kick-flip out*

That cold I had about a week ago is back 2 fold and slowly getting worse.

Because I am a loser with no friends.