http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ec.....alo-smack-down

Goddamn was this funny. Greatest smack talking ever

Favorite Vegetable: Potato(pref mashed)
Favorite Bread: Pumpernickle
Favorite Candy: Anything Dark Chocolate
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Ginger
Favorite Drink: Root BEEER


Favorite Appetizer: Quesadilla's
Favorite Main Course: Anything that has a complex flavour(or is delicious in its simplicities(
Favorite Dessert: Cheese Cake, or Icecream(or both)


Specific Things You Want Done With Your Food:

1) Rare or Medium Rare for my steaks
2) No FUCKING CARROTS GODDAMMIT
3) A good amount of hot rolls is nice(just because there are five people, doesnt mean you have to bring ONLY five rolls...you guys do bring more...so...wtf?)
4) Spicy is the shit

Pet Peeves With Food:

1) Medium and anything above is blasphemy when it comes to steaks
2) when restaurants think hiding the carrots UNDER THE FUCKING LETTUCE is removing it. I told the waitress, I am fucking allergic goddammit
3)Advertising something as spicy, and giving me what i consider warm water
4) when i order rare, and i get back medium >.<

Heh....I know no-one will be reading this other than a select few, but I picked up my copy of Blackest Night #8(9 if you want to get technical), and I have to say...Nerdgasm.

For those of you who haven't read, or don't know..the blackest night/brightest day line is the shit, so go pick it up...Hal Jordan Commands it

1. What does your FurAffinity name mean and why?
It's an amalgamation of the names of the two characters i played on this Resident Evil Rp

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
The only 'fandom' I am 'obsessed' with, is chubbies..and thats only because i like chubbies IRL

3. How many watchers do you have now?
Fuck if i Know...What the fuck is anyone watching me for? I havent posted anything of worth in like..ages

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on FA.
Bravo, CureBoltium, FlamingBeaver

5. Do you comment, fave, or both?
i usually fav...cause when i comment, it makes it seem like im trying to brownnose

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on FA?
what contests?

7. What is your most popular submission?
I don't do this for popularity, and can't stand those who do *you know who you are*

8. What are your favorite non-anime TV shows?
House, SVU, Warehouse 13, the list goes on

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Everything..I can't draw for shit

10. Summer or winter?
Winter

11. Rain or sun?
Rain

12. What's your favorite type of music?
Favorite denotes preference. I like alot of things, and have no real preference

13. PC or Mac?
I can't believe someone is douchey enough to ask this question

14. Anime or manga?
Both

15. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke

16. Read or TV?
Of Late? Read...Since ive gotten my comp back, ive been using it and reading more often

17. How many hours do you spend on FA?
fuck....i dont keep track

18. Name a hidden talent.
I can offend...ANYONE

19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
Of late...neither

20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Mc'heartattackland *gnoms a mcgriddle*

21. What are your top 3 favorite books?
Rather than specify books, ill name series':
1-The Symphony of Ages(JFGI)[note: The ONLY fucking romance series i will ever read]
2-The Old Kingdom Series(JFGI)
3-The Wheel of Time(JFGI)

22. Wii or Playstation?
360. as ;Iconswampstomper: ones for children, and the other is merely a money sink.

23. Name 3 of your favorite bands/singers.
Nightwish, All American Rejects, Disturbed

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typist?
It all Depends really, on what i am trying to get done

25. Do you like Denny's?
Haven't been in ages. So, Ill respond Eat N' Park

26. What is your favorite smiley?
>:3

27. What is your favorite type of pie?
Pumpkin

28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?
yes

29. Do you go on YouTube a lot?
Yes

30. Are you a member of any other sites besides FA?
Not..really

31. Do you cosplay?
No

32. Fruits or sweets?
Fruits

33. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn?
Salted, since most buttered popcorn is anything but[movie popcorn isn't buttered]

34. Have you skipped school?
yes.

35. Have you been on a plane?
Yes

36. Have you swam in an ocean?
I lived in South Florida...take a wild fucking guess

37. Have you been ice skating?
Yes, and i sucked at it

38. Favorite vacation spot?
Anywhere that isn't my house

39. Ever been on TV?
Not yet

40. Favorite salad and dressing?
Anything that doesn't have carrots in it, and anything that isn't too...overbearing and salty

41. What do you do to relax?
Jack off, Play Warcraft( the good rts...not the dickriding, mass-production, moneysink WoW)

42. What is the last film you saw in the theater?
i honestly dont remember.

43. Favorite sandwich?
Hehe...I don't have one. i like to make shit up..though most of it has stuff that you think would melt someones innards when mixed

44. If you could go anywhere in the world?
I'd go where the wind took me

45. Favorite time of the day?
when im asleep

46. What did you want to be when you were little?
Big

47. What do you want to be now?
waiting patiently for weed to be legalized so i can go to ;iconSwampstomper;'s weed bar

48. If you could eat with one person, who would it be?
Nietzsche

49. What character would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
anyone from the Twilight Series

50. When is your birthday?
Labor Day

51. Favorite type of ice cream?
Coffee

52. Last book you read?
The Eye of the World

53. Which store would you max out a credit card at?
Barnes and Noble

54. Do you buy/sell/both on eBay?
No

55. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
If they can bum a smoke

56. Favorite all time movie?
Spirited Away

57. What was your favorite show when you were a kid?
MMPR

58. What are you listening to right now?
Nightwish

59. What is the last thing you ate?
A bowl of Rice

60. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Awesome

61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
That they never shut the fuck up

62. Favorite sport to play?
"Scare the Normal People' Ball

63. Favorite Day of the Year?
February 29

64. Hugs or Kisses?
Hugs, easier to feel people up

65. Vanilla or Chocolate?
Coffee

66. Favorite Board Game?
Risk

67. Favorite smells?
Wood Burning, Pits, Semen, anything with a 'pretty' smell

68. What inspires you?
Scaring Normal People

69. Do you have any piercings?
not anymore, i wanted to..but ive replaced my desire for piercings with getting tattoo's

70. How many siblings do you have?
Blood:4. In general: like...7

71. Bacon Bits or Croutons?
Real Bacon Bits( Bacon Bits that aren't real are merely croutons with bacon flavour)

72. Favorite Day of the Week?
Any day that isnt today

73. Favorite phrase?
Eat Me

74. Favorite Restaurant?
None really..

75. Favorite animal?
Giant Panda

76. Favorite thing to do outside.
Smoke, and scare normal people

77. Favorite thing to do when it's raining?
Smoke

78. Favorite Disney Character?
Jack Sparrow

79. Do you like coffee? If so, what is your favorite brand?
Yes. Coffee

1. If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be a... Mountain Gorilla.

2. If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be a... Siberian Tiger.

3. If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be a... Akita Inu

4. If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be a... Hippo

5. If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be a... Black rat

6. If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be a... Coastal Taipan.

7. If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be a... Koala.

8. If your fursona had to be a fully aquatic animal, it'd be a... Tiger Shark.

9. If your fursona had to be an amphibian animal it'd be a... Poison Dart Frog.

10. If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be a... Albatross.

11. If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be a... Republican(jk, Brown Recluse).

12. If your fursona had to be a real or unreal hybrid, it'd be a... Liger.

13. If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be a... Siren.

14. If your fursona had to be a Pokemon/Digimon, it'd be a... Feraligator / Gaomon.

15. If your fursona had to be a vehicle, it'd be a... Optimus Prime [budum pish]

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting (Sometimes)
TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[x] You show up for school late a lot.
[] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language. (French, German, Spanish)
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 20

[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23

[] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
Total = 26

fucker >.<

Fuck...Brütal Legend kicks ass ^-^

Natural Hair Color:
[] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[x] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
[] RED - $1000

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $25
[] Green - $75
[] Blue - $50
[] Hazel - $100
[] Other - $15

Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45

Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[x]First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $100
[] fourth born - $100
[] fifth born - $100
[] sixth born - $100

Drink?
[] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

Vision?
[] perfect vision - $300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[x] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $1

Car(s) Color
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[x] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan - $20
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0
[] Other - $ 50

Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[]12.5 to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $700
[X] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7 - $550

Favorite Color:
[x] Black - $450
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x]no - $1000
[] on some - $550

Total:
$ 2780

Stolen from  kipfox

1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.

1.)The Patridge Family in my pants
2.) Highway to Hell in my pants
3.) You better bet in my pants
4.) Dreams in my pants
5.) Never gonna give you up in my pants
6.) She's like the wind in my pants
7.) If i were you in my pants
8.) Somebodies gonna get it in my pants
9.) God Bless America in my pants
10.) How do i live without you in my pants
11.) Eat it in my pants
12.) Goodbye to you in my pants
13.) Orange coloured Sky in my pants
14.) Gloria In my pants
15.) Banana splits In my pants

Fuck yea people...got my copy of Left 4 Dead 2, and i am bloody psyched about it. Anyone else has it, send me a friend request(My live tag is the same as my SN) and maybe we can start this shit up right >:3

Appropriated from  Gator3k

Alright, you're a final boss.

A) What is your pre-battle speech?
B) Where does the battle take place?
C) What is the battle theme song (links preferably)?
D) Winning and Losing quotes
E) How did it come to this?

A) “You have come for me finally. I don’t blame you for thinking I am evil…You only know what ‘they’ let you know, only told you half the story…half of what this thing will do to the world. I admit that, yes…this thing will kill quite the number of people and scour what might be perceived as all civilization from the very face of the planet , but regardless…. I cannot and WILL not let you stop me. The world has become a decadent and bloated thing, and this creature will see that my vision of a perfect world is done. There is nothing you can do…..The new world WILL be ushered in.

B) The apex of A Temple-City Long lost to mythos and history. Previously, It was the center of the natural world, a place of enlightenment where its people, and those who wished to, could live in harmony with nature itself, neither in control…drawing from each other what was needed, the people having food, shelter and warmth given to them by the earth itself (forerunner to magic)..the earth having someone to tend to it, help it flourish without choking out other life, be it by seeding, cropping, or harvesting(forerunner to technology) . As seems per course for anything good and natural, there were those who envied the perfection and stormed the city, slaughtering its people methodically as most od the denizens of the city tried to run, or in some cases, talk. Those who didn't run barred themselves in the apex temple, the highest point of the city, and sought out a way to save themselves...and were answered by the earth itself, in the form of a giant stone egg, its 'shell' carved with a soon to be dead language detailing what was to come. The people present chained it in a pit,as foretold, and waited. The invaders, not knowing of the events taking place in the apex, took the secrets of the city for themselves, and created the pre-modern world. The city, itself a living being of sorts, grew a deep resentment for those who came, and sent its seed forth, wildly attempting to return all that was taken from it.

C) The first stage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBiR9H7FMXU


The second stage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mje4QB9mXvI

The final stage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKer9hry-Gg

finale
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbCE.....eature=related
(Yes…I chose fucking only time…its fucking epic and it fits)

D) Winning and losing quotes

Win: He shakes his head, lifting your broken and bloody body off the floor and taking it to the consol overlooking the pit where the being (The Sacrosanct Phoenix) is chained, and resting it there, bowing his head in sorrow. “I told you that you couldn’t stop me….I only wish… I had told you before you went…this thing can only be awakened by the sacrifice of one doing what is right.” He says, before pulling an ornate dagger from his belt and raising it above himself, and bringing it down into his own heart, the blow soon to be fatal. He lies down beside you, his final moments of life spent bearing witness as the chains break, and light erupts from the pit

Lose: He turns away from you, the grievous wounds you had inflicted taking their toll on him quickly.” I told you already that you cold not stop me. Before I go, I‘m going to tell you something…. You already know that this creature is going to destroy the world, but….but it will also return it to us as it once was, in its natural form…before we became reliant on all the magic and technology….and it can only be awakened by the sacrifice of a one doing what is right” he says, before making his way towards the consol overlooking the pit where the being(The Sacrosanct Phoenix) is chained, and props himself up against it, his blood dripping onto the consol, He turns to look back at you, smiling sadly as he speaks his final words. “You had better run…This is where it will all end…and begin anew”. His final moments of life spent bearing witness as the chains break, and light begins to erupt from the pit

(Yes…I did go there. There is no way to ‘win’)

E) How did it come to this?

{See the Pre-Battle Speech}

jacked from  cybill

• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Name: call me whatever you like, ive stopped caring
- Single or taken: taken
- Sex: balls
- Birthday: 09/02/19XX
- Sign: Virgo
- Hair color: Black
- Eye color: Dark Brown
- Height: 5'5
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: bisexual
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• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
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- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: anywhere works...its all going to end up looking 'punk' anyways
- Favorite designer?:i could give a shit about labels
- What is your sexiest outfit?: I dont try to do the sexy outfit thing. thats for people that actually care what other people think about how they look
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: hehe...nothing...literally
- What do you usually wear?: whatever is closest to me when i wake up(yes..i come out looking dirty, and my clothes are usually stained and wrinkled...but i like it. i don't smell, so its all good)
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: whatever i can reach(yes, that includes a bar of soap)
- What are you listening to right now?: P!nk
- Who is the last person that called you?:mah sister
- How many buddies are online right now?: I dunno, most of my buddy lists are full of fuckers i cant remember the reason for adding
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Food: Mc'griddles(theire a fucking orgasm in you rmouth..fuck i want one)
- Girls' names: Milla, Alecia, Michelle
- Boys' names: Nikolaz, Collin
- Subjects in school:Lunch and English
- Animals: anything canine/lupine, and anything ursine
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Given anyone a bath?: Sort of
- Smoked?: still do..and yes, thats for both cigarettes and the other thing
- Bungee jumped?: not yet
- Made yourself throw up?: in a manner of sorts(too much salt)
- Skinny dipped?: yup
- Ever been in love?: i am
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Fuck no.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Dun need to >:3
- Actually seen your crush naked?: hehe..my current crush is my bf..so yes
- Cried when someone died?: Nope. I dont cry for shit like that, i cry when i watch or see something(for example...the episodes Knuckle up and True Blue of Cold Case) or listen to a song that is depressing(How to save a life)
- Lied: who the fuck hasn't?
- Fallen for your best friend?: fuck no. guys as christian as christ himself
- Used someone?: Its a used or be used world out there
- Done something you regret?: Regret is for those afraid to live
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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Clothes: jeans and a shirt
- Desktop picture: the sixburgh penguins around the stanley cup
- CD in player: Don't really use them much anymore
- DVD in player: Kung Fu Panda
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- You touched: myself(hehe)
- Hugged: my lil sister, when i tucked her in goodnight
- You kissed: dun remember
- You IMed: My boyfriend
- Talk to online: my boyfriend
- You sexed it up with: nope, abstaining from it till i can get with the guy i like
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Understanding?: Depends on how im feeling at the moment. Some days i can be the most empathetic person you could find, other days..im a cynical, sarcastic person that will throw everything back at you
- Open-minded?: Most of the time
- Arrogant?: When i want to be, yes
- Insecure?: I try not to be
- Random?: OH MY GOD...VAGINA'S
- Hungry?: fucking all the time
- Smart?: In a manner of sorts...though i do prove that not all asians are good at math
- Moody?: Only when im low on tobbacco
- Organized?: fuck no..im never organized
- Shy?: I can be
- Difficult?: I dunno...depends on the context of 'difficult'
- Bored easily?: You only get one chance to get my attention. If'n you dont on your first shot, you best hope your still around when im bored again
- Obsessed?:with some things...yes
- Angry?: not at the moment...the kids are asleep. once they wake up, its back to the same goddamned shit that goes on every goddamned day
- Happy?: when i get my fucking nicotine, i will be
- Hyper?: you have no idea
- Trusting?: fuck no. trust is for the weak. trust will get you screwed over
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• × • R A N D O M • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- In the morning I: which morning?
- Love is: a fickle and greedy whore that tantalizes those of us that are truely in love with fleeting glimpses of a chance to be with the one we love, but ripping it from us when we try to take it...and rewarding the day-to-day loves of those that throw the word love around like it was just some...condiment
- I dream about:if we're talking 'pie in the sky aint gonna happen ever' type of dream...i dream of whisking my b.f away and retreating somewhere deep off the map, where we can just start anew..together. if we're talking realistic dreams...just getting something done with my life- Sexual preference: w.t.f?
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: if'n there chubby(guys), and if'n their not too big and not too small(gals[yes, my adorement of chubs only pertains to dudes])
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• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
___________________________________________________________________________

- Coke or Pepsi: Coke...cause the coke company is the owner of Barq's..and Barq's is the shit
- Flowers or candy: Candy
- Tall or short: short
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• × • W H O • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Makes you laugh the most: schadenfreude
- Makes you smile: schadenfreude
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: that someone special...but none of you fuckers are going to know him
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• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Not really...he has a life, i do too...if we're on at the same time, yay..if not..there are other days- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: nah...i like my endowments, and they seem to like me
- Wish you were younger?: yup..so i could go back to the being young not giving a crap whats going to happen tommorow..instead of the cynical skeptics not giving a crap
- Cry because someone said something to you?: I try to play it off, but...sometimes people can say things that bother me
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• × • N U M B E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Of times I have had my heart broken?: none yet
- Of guys I've kissed: two
- Of girls I've kissed: none
- Of Cd's I own: personally? 2(soon to be three..when i can afford to buy the second Dethklok album
- Of scars on my body: Lost count(i scar easily. nothing wrong, just very prone to scarring)

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Ryan
Bub
F.F.H.K

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
Neoxkais
Chaosmamodokey
Ryboman90

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES (Of the last day)
listened to some Let's Play commentaries
listened to Mr Crowley
smoked

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My ability to use sarcasm, hated and cynisism that goes over peoples heads
My weight
My ability to know trivia that no one will/would/can ever use

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
the fact that i spout off that im a so...not a follower, yet always seem to strive for someones approval
My laziness
My lack of a life outside of my house/room

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
German
Korean(North)
Italian

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
the fact that...i have my whole life left ahead of me to deal with
Heights
Achieving nothing with my life

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
jeans
a grumpy bear shirt
plaid boxers

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Ciggarettes
Coffee
Books

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
My Dog
My books
my internet connection

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS:
Journey
Styx
Ozzy/Black Sabbath

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
sleeping
eating
something else that involves people, and pain >.>

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
Ozzy - Mr. Crowley
Bill Currington - People are Crazy
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
Driving
actually visiting the guy i like
actually seeing the town i live in

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
not choosing the other choice in every decision i have ever made(i both love and hate thinking of the -what if's-)
not being more honest with myself
not already knowing a second language

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Commitment
Communication
chubbiness (yes, a very fickle and...shallow desire, but dammit..i really like my chubbies)

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
bah..what has anyone given that was important that isnt already recognized by history

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
I love Nick Frost
Johnny Depp is a god to me
I hate Panda's

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE SAME SEX: (yes, i kept the answers of the guy i took this from..cause, welll.....they fit)
Chubby!
Hairy!
Uncut!

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE SAME SEX:
Empathy.
Understanding
Honesty

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
Understand Religion
Sleep at a decent fucking time
get off my ass and do something with my life

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
Being able to do shit, and not worry about whats going to happen down the road
Inner Peace
Believing that anything i could do will ever really fucking matter

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
a shotgun(just so i could own one...what?)
the full 'Wheel of Time' book series
Nick Frost(yes..I want Nick Frost. He's the perfect combo of chubby and british >.<)

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
Life itself
My mother being a bi-polar psychotic bitch who thinks a few sweet words now can fix what was done then
People in general

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
Sleeping
Reading
playing videogames

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Play Brutal Legend
bang everyone on my 'chubbies i want to rail' list
get baked

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING(the bold one is the only one thats fucking likely):
Psychiatrist/Psychologist
Writing a novel/novel series
Chef

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
Ireland(anywhere in ireland is good)
England
Tokyo(Just because i can)

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
Akimichi Chōji
Komamura Sajin
Yangus

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
Nikolaz
Jonathan
Bob

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
Kelly
Michelle
Jamie

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Hunt something
See the world
Blow something up

THREE PEOPLE TO TAG BECAUSE ITS SO GAY
 me
 myself
 you

A - Age: 19

B - Bed size: All

C - Chore you hate: Watching the Kids

D - Dog's name: Full:Nikolaz/Short:Niko

E - Essential "Start Your Day" item: The Official Smoker's Daily Breakfast of Champions

F - Favorite color(s): Black and White(The only colours that go good with every other colour)

G - Gold or Silver: Silver...cause Gold just looks...cheap and dirty to me, though White Gold looks nice

H - Height: 5'6 or something like that...im short

I - Instruments you play: Violin

J - Job title: Student

K - Kids: Someday maybe

L - Liquor, Beer or Wine: Liqour when its available, Beer if not

M - Mom's name: Virginia

N - Nicknames: Bub, Bubby, RyRy

O - Outie or Innie: Innie

P - Pet Peeve: People...

Q - Quote from a movie: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

R - Right or left handed: Right

S - Sibling(s): One younger, obnoxious, greedy bastard of a brother, One older brother thats...sort of estranged, and Two younger sisters

T- Time to get up: Whenever i damn well please

U - Underwear: Boxer-Briefs

V - Vegetable you dislike: Carrots

W - Wha?

X - X-rays you've had: One on my pinky, to see the extent of the break that caused it to lilt to the side

Y - Yummy food you make: Vegetarian Stir-Fry

Z - Zoo favorite:Giant Panda

*Are you a furry?

Sure, though depends on what context Furry is taken as

*If you have a Spouse/SO - Is he/she a furry too?

Yup, though thats not what defines us

*How long have you been in the community?

A few years

*How did you find furry?

I...honestly can't fucking remember XD

*What's your reason for furry (what interested you to get into the community)?

Cause it's something else to beat off to...and i coincidentally adore Panda's(my love for the animal itself, and artwork of the panda are two seperate things, so...don't get any odd idea's)

*What's Furry to you?

People who enjoy media of anthromorphic entities, sexual or otherwise

*If someone found out you're a furry and asked you about it how would you respond?

And?

*What are your favorite aspects of our community?

Art, other shit i can't remember...and getting to laugh at all the drama-queens

[b]*Do you use any furry terms? (i.e. yiff, paws, murr?)

Jokingly

*What do you wish furry was NOT associated with?

Zoo's(not that i have any specific problems with them...everyone has their own interest, just don't try and hoist them on me) and extreme dedication(the people that are so deep into it, they can't comprehend that their just humans, not some animal)

*How strongly do you feel about someone bashing the community as a whole?

Every community has, has had, and always will have their bashers...so whiloe i don't like the haters, im not surprised

*How strongly do you feel about anyone bashing you yourself for your interest based on the media's aspect of what furry is?

Fuck 'em. I like what i like, they like what they like...im not trying to recruit anyone.

*We all know furries have alot of sexual aspects in this fandom, What's your opinion on it?

Sex is sex. If you want to spice it up, do what you do...just don't think that its all that matters

Personal

*What is/are your fursona(s)?

Boar/Pig, Panda

*Do you have any fetishes that pertain to the fandom?

Depends. Cant really think of anything that would be fandom specific, but i do know some 'dislikes' that do pertain to the fandom(I just can't really get into Felines and Birds[Except in rare cases for the felines])

*If you could magically morph into your fursona would you?

Sure, why the fuck not. It would be cool. I'd get to be a bear, Literally.

*Do you believe you have a spirit animal?

I believe i have a guardian animal, but i don't think i AM that animal.

*What other fanbases/groups are you a part of?

Gaming, Horror, Literature, lots of stuff

*Anthro/Feral, Therian or Kemonomimi (Not a furry, just a human with animal ears and a tail)?

Anthro..i guess...what the fuck is this question asking?

*Are you a fursuiter? If yes, how many do you own? If No, do you ever plan on being a suiter?

Fuck no. Never understood 'em

*How many of your friends are furry?

Online, a few...Real life. Fuck none

*How many pets do you own, if any?

2 dogs

*Aside from furry what other interests do you have?

General Nerd/Geek interests.

*Are you confident enough in yourself to say that you're a fur, no matter what the media says?

Im not going to outright say it, cause why bring on the extra attention..but if im asked about it, then yea..im fine admitting it

Meetups

*Do you attend any cons? If no, would you attend any cons? If yes, which cons have you been to?

Not yet. and if i could, id be going to AC, since its in pittsburgh, and i live like...an hour outside of pittsburgh

*Do you go to local meetups(bowling, public outings...etc)?

Fuck no...I doubt there are any in my area

*Have you ever attended a furry party? If no, would you attend one?

No, and why the fuck not...branch out, see if i can't find some friends

Online

*Have you ever met up with a fur you talked to online?

Not yet...was going to finally meet this guy ive been talking to forever, but it never worked out(not between us, just...outside sources)

*What furry websites do you attend?

Yiffstar and FA, and Fchan when i feel like it

*What non furry websites do you frequent?

Armor Games, Kongregate, Newgrounds, Notalwaysright,Boredatwork....this is going to be a long fucking list if i list ALL of them

*Has the fandom done anything for you that you're thankful for? Has it taught you anything or brought you anything you treasure greatly?

Not really..but im like that with everything

Borrowed from the ever so wonderful  Gator3k

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Ryan
2. Bubby
3. F.H.K/F.F.H.K(Dyed Hair and Uncut/Natural and Cut or Uncut){Flaming Hair Kid/Formerly Flaming Hair Kid}

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Ryboman90
2. Neoxkais
3. ChaosMamodoKey

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Beat off
2. Drank a fuck load of Kool-Aid
3. Beat off some more

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Being Hairy
2. Being 'Intact'
3. Being able to scare the ever loving crap out of 'normal' people

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. That my hair grows...fast as fuck one minute, and then decideds to grow at the pace of snails fucking
2. That im going to have to lose all this weight to make it through the Navy
3. That i don't have enough cigarettes

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Germany
2. Korea(Pre-Split Technically, though North if we're getting specific)
3. Mohawk

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Spiders
2. Heights/Falling{though i will, and have, do any number of things that should, and do, scare the shit out of me that involve both)
3. The Number Seven

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A healthy layer of Earth
2. Boxers
3. A t-shirt

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Cigarettes
2. Milk
3. Quiet

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. My books
2. my balls
3. My Dog

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Lynyrd Skynyrd
2. Ac-Dc
3. fuck..i dont know...Dethklok

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. weed
2. Booze
3. Lots of the previous two

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Israel Kamakawiwo'Ole 'IZ'- 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow'
2. Flo-Bots:Handlebars
3. Dr. Reanimator - Move Your Dead Bones

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Shrooms
2. Mindless Self Indulgence
3. Double Penetration

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Having but one life to live
2. Not hoarding cigarettes so that i wouldnt be on the verge of not having cigarettes
3. That i have yet to find the meaning of life

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. the guy to be chubby
2. Sex when i ask
3. Good personality

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. Crappy angsty spoken word
2. Hatred
3. Another workhorse

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. The Earth is round
2. The Below statement is true
3.The above statement is false

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. a nice size cock, uncut of course
2. nice chubby ass. with a nice tight hole
3. The ability to be forward while in public

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Give a Damn
2. Sleep
3. Show some modesty

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. The Weed
2. The Childhood
3. The Good Time

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Lots of Cigarettes
2. An orgy
3. A shopping spree

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. My Mother
2. Society
3. The only girlfriend ive had looking like she was smacked with a bag full of ugly nickels

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Gaming
2. Reading
3. Being a Sick Puppy

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. smoke weed
2. Get plowed....repeatedly
3. Transcend Reality itself(aka...Trip the fuck out on Psilocybin)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Corpsman
2. Video Game Tester
3. Master of the Universe

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Amsterdam
2. Rome
3. Down

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Kenny Mc'Cormic
2. Molotov Cocktease
3. Yogi Bear

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. See a Panda Personally
2. Visit Barbados
3. Fire a Military Grade Sniper Rifle

1. What is your character's name?
Rocko...yes, Just Rocko, He's like Prince, or Cher...or Madonna

2. What is your character's name in another language?
Fuck if i know

3. How old is she/he?
21

4. What is your character's race/species?
Pig, or by FA standards...Apple

5. Do they have a crush?
Nah...He's knows who he likes, and they like him back

6. Do they have many friends?
Only one..and its the only one he could give a piss about

7. What planet is your character from?
Earth...what kind of question is that?

8. Does your character like to eat?
He'll try anything once, but he prefers Fast Food

9. What's her/his favorite food?
Pork Chops -_-

10. What's her/his favorite drink?
Alco or Non? Cause if its Coke either way, just one has rum and one doesnt

11. Is your character annoying?
Depends on your definition of annoying

13. Is your character loved?
Yes

14. Is your character hated?
More than likely...beating ass does that

15. Is she/he emo/goth?
T_T fuck no

16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
He's Gay

17. Is she/he a virgin?
O.o how the fuck is anyone a virgin anymore

18. Name 3 hobbies
Smoking, Rugby and plowing the ever-loving hell out of his boyfriend.

19. Is your character normal?
What is the current definition of normal? Normal is a trasnient term that holds no solidity, no meaning. It changes from one moment to the next, and never stops......but to put it bluntly, No

20. Is your character attractive?
To the only person it matters to, yes

21. How does your character handle emotions?
He's gruff, and hates to let people know he is an actual feeling being..but he's really a big softie

22. Does your character have other forms?
No

23. Does your character overreact?
By 'normal' definition yes...He doesn't take shit from anyone or anything

24. Is your character a criminal?
I can neither confirm nor deny the number of crimes Rocko has commited, but its somewhere between Zero and being the Manson Family

25. Does your character go to school?
Not anymore

26. What's her/his IQ?
Despite how he looks and acts, supprisingly high..somewhere in the 130-140 range

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Not yet, but with his habit, He will soon

28. Is your character dead?
No

29. Does your character have a family?
He doesn't like to talk about his family

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Only the one time he was depressed because he thought he might be straight

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Any time he's with His Coonie-Boi

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
heh...right

33. Is your character single?
No

34. Has she/he developed any relationships?
Fuck yes. He's plowing someone on the regular, and he loves 'im

35. Does she/he have an element?
He's like Chuck Norris, His element is Pain

36. Do you role-play your character?
Yes and no, Depends on the context of Role-Playing

37. Do you write about your character?
Nah..not really...

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
There is no at times....

39. Does your character get depressed?
Nah...depression sucks, and he doesn't suck...he gets sucked

40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Racoon's

41. Does your character have any fears?
Apples and Fish

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Depends on the context

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
No.He's his own hero

44. Does your character like music?
Yes, very much

45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
He has no favorite...He picks and chooses from all musical genre

46. Is she/he impatient?
He can be.

47. What's something funny about your character?
He likes to make puns about his 'pig in a blanket'

48. Name 5 nicknames
Piggy, Rock, Big, Ohgodyes, Rocky

49. Does your character curse?
Lets just say...He knows many ways to make the baby jesus cry

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
Imigh Leat, Tusa fuilteach tóin

Rules:

1) You Do not Talk about Fight Club
2) You DO NOT talk about Fight Club
Fuck the rest of the rules


1. I have an odd affinity for all things sharp and bladed....sword-freak

2. I am an avid fan of W.S, but i have no idea why...

3. I hate any dog that could be considered 'Posh' or 'High-Class', or is more of an accessory than a pet (poodles, Chihuahua's, etc)

4. I am cripplingly afraid of Heights, but i love to push myself to do things that require heights and rapid descents

5. I have never killed a spider in a house, i always put them outside...yes, ill admit it...im very devout into omens and curses and spirituality

6. I probably have read more books than most people have even seen

7. I have been through every 'cliche' clique in school.....

8. When i get smashed, I swing both ways....fiercely

010 THINGS I WISH I COULD SAY TO TEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT NOW.

001 I have never loved you, and never will...
002 I hate what you are, and I hate that things had to turn out the way they did, because you're caught up in pleasing yourself.(sorry Yujo, had to use this one...it is also...somethign i feel needs said)
003 I'm sorry i can't be what i want to be for you...I do love you, so very very much.....and i wish i was there with you now
004 I'm so frustrated by how you react to things that need taking care of....
005 I miss you, and I wish I could talk to you, because I miss hearing your voice, and seeing your face. I still yearn to be held by you.(Sorry again..this fits as well...
006 I just want you to realise that you have failed in raising him, and that its pretty much your fault your son is a self-centered aggressive cum-stain
007 You're kind of a douche, and the only reason i associate with you is because i feel some need to please him
008 I hope you all realise that as soon as im capable of it, im ditching all you fuckers and moving out of the country
009 Look...You may be older than me, and you may know more about some things....but you are not Nostra-fucking-damus.....you aren't some super-genius that knows how everything in the fucking world works
010 Just die already...really

009 THINGS ABOUT MYSELF.

001 I love my filthy little habit, and im doing fuck-all to stop
002 My favorite colour is Black. Yes Black, and No...I'm not a Goth, im not Emo...Im just fucking me, so shove your pretenses up your ass and choke on them
003 I really do think im legally Insane
004 My favorite book in the world is The Divine Comedy...yes, a quasi-religious text is my favorite....Its the fucking yummiest book ever
005 I'm completely incapable of loving my youngest brother
006 I know for a fact that im going to accomplish more than my uncle
007 No matter how nice i am to people, they think i have some hidden agenda
008 I'm a Spiritualist, and everyone i know of has no idea that they shove religion in my face
009 I abhorr people that are obsessed with their looks and clothes

008 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART.

001 Be Subtle, but not to the point that you liking me is buried in it
002 Be spontaneous. Grab my ass, make a comment...do anything that will get my attention
003 Be yourself. I adore when people are outright about themselves, especially when they admit that they aren't perfect..some flaws are actually...good
004 Be independant. I don't want everything to revolve around me...have friends of your own, have a life of your own...don't let all your plans in life hinge on me
005 Be wild, and sexual...that is all
006 Be understanding of my feelings. Im not perfect, im not going to be blunt all the time
007 Be patient.I am lazy, I am forgettful, but i will do my best to be there for you
008 Be CLEAN, if not entirely, atleast in Hygiene

007 THINGS THAT CROSS MY MIND A LOT.

001 Why do some people's faces bug me, even if they are just trying to be nice..
002 Why?
003 I wonder if he thinks about me when he's choking the chicken
004 Will i be able to change someones life before i go out
005 Is life just a dream, or is this really all that there is to things?
006 Is going out with a bang better than going out mundanely
007 Is anyone worth dying for?

006 I DO BEFORE I FALL ASLEEP.

001 Check FA
002 Beat off
003 See if 'He' is on YIM
004 Check XF
005 Beat off
006 Check YF


005 PEOPLE WHO MEAN A LOT.
001 My Sister
002 My 'BF'
003 My Dog.(fuck off, he means alot)
004 My Father
005 Myself


004 THINGS I'M WEARING RIGHT NOW.

001 Cargo Shorts
002 Prinny Shirt
003 Underwear
004 Contacts


003 SONGS I LISTEN TO OFTEN.

001 Standing on the Rooftops -Lostprophets
002 Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit
003 How to Save a Life - The Fray

002 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE.

001 Blow something the fuck up
002 Nick Frost. Yes...i want to, doesnt mean i will

001 CONFESSION.

001. I'm a godless, morally coruptt bastard, and i love it

1. When did you start writing?
12-13..i frankly don't remember specifics, and even then it was only poetry...and no, its not up here..and no, i don't remember the words

2. First drafts: Handwritten, typed, or some combination?
Typed...i doubt even the best cryptographer could decipher the chickenscratched sanskrit that is my handwriting.

3. Do you keep any kind of notebook or writer's journal, and if so, what kinds of things go into it?
No....i hate having to look at work that isn't finished...

4. Do you set any quotas for your work (number of words per day, number of hours per day, etc.)? Why or why not?
Nope....cause i get things done when i get the inspiration...if its not done by the time my attention wanes, its garbaged.

5. Are you most comfortable writing short stories, novels, or something else?
Poetry, spoken word, and the like....i don't have the attention span to write longer than...a few sentences(i have the ideas, just not the mental means)

6. What's your favorite kind of story to write?
Shit that strikes true to what its about. Im blatant about what i write about, and if theres any subtlety to my works, its the readers perception

7. Talk about a story of yours that was easy to write and one that was difficult to write, and why.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1187637/ - My 'emo' haiku, which was more about myself than it was anything else...and it was easy because..well...its in the desc
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1607888/- How time teaches was hard, only because i had to tread lightly to not make it an attack on anyone or anything specific.

8. Which of your characters is closest to your sense of self? In other words, who do you most identify with in your own work to date?
I have no characters...the only things close to a character are the profiles for...whatver i made them for

9. What work are you most proud of right now?
That would be Grains of the Broken Hourglass (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1607870/)

10. What do you feel your strengths and weaknesses are as a writer?
Id have to say my strength is the fact that i have an unending imagination(i have thought of fanfics before..that didn't mary-sue[actually...most of them end up with the stories doing the exact opposites of what people want])..and im weak in the fact that i have yet to actually write any of this down


11. Name a few writers who have influenced you or your work in some way.
Too many to name...Mostly Nietzsche, Poe, and the like.

12. Talk about something you've written that you later found embarrassing for some reason.
Everything is embarassing to me if its not finished when i want it finished.

13. Talk about the earliest stories you remember writing. What were they about?
I don't remember any stories specifically.

14. If you knew you would be successful, what would you most like to write?
in the context of stuff already written, or stuff to be written, because i have....alot of stuff that i want to write

15. What inspires you?
Humanity, Life, and all the things that are wrong with the things in the world

16. How many projects do you tend to work on at once?
none...inspiration hasn't really hit of late, might write something on the fact that so many people are saddened by the celebrities dying(Billy May's death is exempt...he was actually worth mourning)

17. Who reads your work before it's released to the public? Do you have beta readers, a critique group, etc.?
No one sees anything i write.

18. When you're not writing, what do you do for fun?
Sit on my M.F.A and play video games

19. Advice to other writers?
Fuck anyone that doesn't like you or your work...if they were any good, you'd see their work on here. Just stay on your grind, and be happy with what you have

20. What are you currently working on?
N/a

21. Share the first three sentences of a work in progress.
N/a

Kidnapped from  Himegoto123


.:FIRE:.

[X] You have a short temper.
[X] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire. Only 'cause it looks so pretty... +_+
[X] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[x] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[X] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[] People have often called you insane.
Total: 8

.:WATER:.

[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality.(ironic isnt...kind of plays into the whole insane thing)
[] You like to go to the beach.
[x] You rarely get angry.
[x] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.(when i want to..yes, but more often then not...someone should yell Mortal Kombat when i get mad)
[] You think before you act.
[] You are good at breaking up fights.(fuck breaking them up, ill egg people on, just to get to watch a fight)
[ ] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.(*orgasms at the thought of rain, cause rain is sex to him...O.o)
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[X] You are very generous. But only when you got the stuff to spare, otherwise, toughluck.
Total: 5

.:EARTH:.

[x] You are physically strong. Only when need to be
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[X] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[x] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[] You rarely get depressed.
[x] You aren't afraid of anything. More like there's not much that scares me.
[] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 7

.:AIR:.

[x] You have a free spirit.
[x] You hate rules.
[X] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. SUUUUUGGGGAAARRRR
[x] You wish you could fly. Fuck yea, Flying would be the shit
Total: 9

.: DARKNESS:.

[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things. Im psychologically masochistic...i do things that scare me, because they scare me..and i love it *twitches at sudden sound* DAMN YOU CONDEMNED 2, I HATE LOVING YOU
[X] You like to play tricks on people.*cackles evilly as he bugs people out*
[x] Black is your favorite color. MORBID arent i
[X] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, Albeit while the villains lose most of the time, they always seem to have the better shit
[x] You don't talk much.
[X] You are atheist.
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[x] You love to break the rules. *tags multiple walls in black and white spraypaint* No...wait, what?
Total: 10

.:LIGHT:.

[x] You are very polite. Im that kind of polite that borders on impolitness in its context
[x] You are spiritual. Very much so...to the point that with all the shit i believe in, i could have a 'religious' book
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. I do, but often times i expect something out of it
[] You believe everything you see or hear... What?
[x] You are afraid of the dark. Yes, im nyctophobic
[x] You hate violence. Only when im not involved.
[x] You hope for world peace.
[x] You are generally a happy person. Im Bi-polar...it happens sometimes
[] Everyone loves to be around you. Do they? Last time I checked...
[] You always follow the rules. Fuck the rules, fuck the rules' mother, and fuck everything about rules
Total: 7


Hah...saw that coming...im Darkness...and before you all get into the ' bawww...darkness is teh evilness, the world would be better off without darkness'...know that Darkness is only evil to those whose morals construe it as such, and that where there is light, there is darkness

BIGSHOCK.

Feel free to do this meme thingy, peeps

Stolen from....some wolf(sorry, i really forgot which one of yall i took this from)

Centaur:
[X] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[X] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[X] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[X] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[X] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 5

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest).
[X] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible. (fuck no, god...im the farthest thing from elegant and polite)
[X] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[X] You look very young for your age.
[X] You rarely get sick.
[X] You are a very hard worker. (it depends on what I'm working on)
[X] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 6

Fairy:
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[X] The best superpower to you would be to fly.(second best, really...cause theirs only so much air up high)
[X] You are very shy.
[X] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[X] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[X] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[X] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[X] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.(Now THIS sounds like me)
[X] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 7

Gnome/Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[X] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[X] You are short for your age.
[X] You are an isolationist.
[X] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age. (just a little)
[X] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[X] You have a short temper.
Total: 6

Harpy/Siren:
[X] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.(its the same either way..though i prefer to talk shit to their face)
[X] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[X] You often take things that aren't yours.
[X] You are easily angered.
[X] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[X] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[X] You love to trick others.
[X] You have a ravenous appetite. *eats his desk* Damn...im still hungry X3
Total: 8

Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach moreso because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 0

Vampire:
[X] You're a night person.
[X] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[X] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[X] You are not religious at all.
[X] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[X] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[X] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[X] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 8

Werewolf:
[X] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[X] You have a lot of body hair.
[X] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.(>.> shhh...)
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[X] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[X] You like to be alone.
[X] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[X] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 9

Wizard/Witch:
[X] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[X] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.(will this quiz stop making me contradict myself....Just about every power on here, cept for the water breathing[which is easily fixed by shapeshifting[it just said shifitng, not turning into a werewolf] is the shit)
[X] You are a nature lover.
[X] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[X] You spend a lot of time alone.
[X] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[X] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[X] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[X] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 4

Zombie:
[ ] You are pale
[X] You are hungry a lot.
[X] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[X] You love to eat meat.
[X] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[X] You make grunts and moans a lot
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[X] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 6

Satyr/Faun:
[X] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[X] You're very amorous.
[X] You like art and music.
[X] You enjoy feasting with friends. (the rare times im near anything like a friend, eating with them is always one of my favorite things to do)
[X] You love nature but more for the animals then the trees and plants.
[X] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[X] You laugh a lot.
[X] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[X] You wish you had horns.
Total: 9

( [x] is yes, [ ] is no, [/] is kinda (i.e., remember it but didn't watch it, etc.))

You might be a '90s kid if...

You remember watching:
[X] Mighty Morphin Power Rangers ((is jamming the FUCK out to the theme song. Yes, a fully grown man is rocking out to the theme song of a childrens t.v show....so the fuck what, MMPR was THE shit))
[x] Kenan and Kel;
[x] Doug;
[x] Ren & Stimpy;
[x] Pinky & the Brain;
[x] AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!;
[x] Rocko's Modern Life;
[x] Animaniacs;
[x] Gargoyles
[x] Hey Arnold!;
[X] Out of the Box;
[x] Bear in the Big Blue House.
[x] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
[X] You just can’t resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised...".{WIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL}[done in the Kirk 'KHAAAAAAAAAAN' voice]

You remember:

[ ] Step by Step;
[x] Family Matters;
[x] Dinosaurs;
[x] Boy Meets World;
[x] Full House.
(not that i WANT to remember them >XP

[x] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons;(whatever happened to those cartoons....oh right, parental watch groups, and their inability to be able to tell their kids what not to watch, instead making the corporations do the job)
[x] You remember reading Goosebumps.

When everything was settled by:

[x] "Rock/paper/scissors";
[x] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish";
[ ] "Miss Mary Mack".

[/] When kickball was something you did everyday;
[X] You used to listen to the radio all day long;
[] Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

[X] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis;(Fuck yea..Earthbound and Phantasy Star 2 ftw)
[x] You remember The Original Game Boy;
[x] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny;

You remember watching:

[x] The Magic School Bus;
[x] Wishbone;
[x] Reading Rainbow;
[/] Ghostwriter.
[x] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool;
[x] You remember those "Where’s Waldo" books;
[x] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers.

You remember watching:

[x] Batman the Animated Series
[x] Aladdin;
[x] Ninja Turtles;
[ ] Ghost Busters.

[x] You remember Ring Pops!!!
[x] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!";
[x] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players;

[x] Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them;
[x] You played and/or collected Pogs;
[x] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere you went. ((id have a new gigapet each week XD, and my sister has a HUGE ass lanyard that has like....ever tamagotchi ...)

You watched the original cartoons of:

[x] Rugrats;
[x] Wild Thornberrys
[x] Power Rangers ((I had the tapes O:))

[X] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. ((i dunno why, but lisa frank supplies were the shit))

You collected:

[X] Beanie Babies;
[ ] Pokemon cards;
[/] Carebears;(didnt then, do now X3)
[] Silver dollars.

You remember when:

[x] Everyone watched the WB
[x] Everybody knew all the Pokemon by heart;
[x] Digimon was still on;
[x] If you even know what an original Walkman is;
[x] You know the Macarena by heart;(( >.> no, who told you that <.< *does the macarena while no-ones looking*))
[x] "Talk to the hand";
[x] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary;
[x] Before the MySpace frenzy;
[x] Before the Internet & text messaging; ((first five years of my life, i didnt even know there were computers.))
[x] Before Sidekicks & iPods;
[x] Before PlayStation3 or X-Box 360;
[x] Back before X-Box period;
[x] Before SpongeBob;
[x] When light up sneakers were cool; ((Man I loved those D:))
[x] When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs;
[x] When gas was $0.95 a gallon;
[x] When we recorded stuff on VCR;
[x] You had slap bracelets;
[x] You actually played outside until it was dark; ((oh my god...i feel old
[x] Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear; ((I Blame the parents, and the children that thought it soooooo cool to imitate shit they saw on tv. I did any of that, i got a swift beating))
[x] Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times; ((I still am...and probably will be for awhile))
[x] And if you remember at least half the stuff on here.

*prays to the nostalgia god to wake him up, and show him that everything was just a dream, and he was still young*

I don't know why, but it struck me today to ask this of those of you who have read my 'spoken word'. What belief would you consider the various works i have done, Fatalistic, Nihilistic, something else. It's likely no one will respond, but those of you who do will be greatly appreciated for giving me your general take on it