Taken from  Lysette <3

Instructions:
Start with 100% Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. (X)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. (X)
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( )
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X)
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (X)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (X)
34. Broken a bone. ( )
35. Eaten sushi. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (X)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%

41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (X)
45. Stabbed yourself. ( )
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (X)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. ( )
50. Watched an animal die. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%

51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X)
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%


61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. (X)
63. Stalked someone. (X)
64. Met a celebrity. ( )
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. ( )
67. Cut yourself. (X)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (X)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 43%

71. Got caught stealing something. (X)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. (X)
76. Been pregnant. (X)
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 37%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ( )
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. (X)
89. Been called a whore. (X)
90. Danced like a whore. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 29%


91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (X)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.(X)
100. Been raped. (X)

Total %: 22% Virgin

And I expected to be 0% Virgin. I've managed to maintain some amount of innocence; I'll try to hang on to that.

I'm curious what this will say about me.  AzraFox had his meme in his journal.

Pretty simple...just put your playlist on shuffle and write down the first 30 song titles with "in my pants." And then miraculously everyone knows what's been going on down there...

1. Midnight in my pants

2. Lying from You in my pants

3. Surfing Safari in my pants

4. Waka Laka in my pants

5. Blood Ocean in my pants x.x

6. 1985 in my pants

7. Give Me Novacaine in my pants >.>

8. Desparado in my pants

9. I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing in my pants!

10. Numa Numa Dance in my pants \o/ - yay, it rhymes >^.^<...like something to dance to

11. The Way I Am in my pants

12. Murdertrain a Comin' in my pants

13. We Are the Champions in my pants - damn right!

14. Fansong in my pants

15. Livin' on a Prayer in my pants

16. Welcome to Paradise in my pants <3

17. Strangers Like Me in my pants o.0 ...well I'm sure glad for that! I wouldn't want them to like me not in my pants <.<

18. Dream On in my pants

19. Old Deuteronomy in my pants

20. Under Pressure in my pants - like right before I hunt down the vibrator

21. Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' in my pants <3333333!

22. White and Nerdy in my pants <.<

23. Symphony of Destruction in my pants o.0!!!

24. Livin' on a Prayer in my pants - again? o.0 I must be pretty desperate...

25. Why Does this Always Happen to Me in my pants??

26. In Between in my pants

27. Better Days in my pants

28. Tango Maureen in my pants...

29. Somewhere I Belong in my pants <.< >.>

30. Sanctuary in my pants O.O

What Am I?


~HIGH CLASS:
____________
[ ]You go/have gone tanning.
[x] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
[ ] You love Starbucks.
[x] You have been called a brat.
[x] You have tons of shoes.
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale.
[ ] You have/had a laptop.
[x] You love shopping.
TOTAL: 4

~GOTHIC:
_________
[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You wear chains.
[x] You like heavy metal.
[x] You've shopped at hot topic
[ ] You have worn black lipstick.
[x] You have/had/or wanted piercings.
[ ] You own a pair of Tripp pants
[x] You have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.
TOTAL: 5

~PUNK:
_______
[ ] You can skateboard.
[ ] You like plaid.
[ ] You have Converse.
[x] You hate mtv.
[x] You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[ ] You love mohawks
[x] You LOVE Music.
[x] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not
TOTAL: 4

~EMO:
______
[x] You are sad sometimes.
[ ] You have dark colored glasses.
[x] You cry easily.
[x] You like emo music
[x] You've kept a journal/diary.
[x] You have written a sad poem.
[x] You have dyed your hair.
[x] You're sad when you're drunk
TOTAL: 7


~GHETTO:
________
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc.
[ ] You have worn/wanted a grill.
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
[ ] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
[ ] you know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
[ ] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
TOTAL: 0

~HARDCORE:
___________
[x] You like loud music.
[ ] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
[x] You have slip-on shoes.
[ ] You like Norma Jean.
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly
[x] You love to "hardcore" dance
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[ ] You wear jeans a lot.
TOTAL: 5

~PREP:
_______
[ ] You LOVE The OC.
[ ] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[ ] You like buying shoes A LOT.
[ ] You have clothes from Hollister.AE,and/or Abercrombie
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[ ] You have/had big sunglasses.
[x] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.
TOTAL: 1

~ATHLETIC:
__________
[ ] You watch/watched the Superbowl.
[x] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[ ] You collect jerseys.
[ ] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards
[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[x] You belong/belonged to a team.
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
TOTAL: 2

~SCENE:
_______
[ ] You like putting little bows in your hair
[x] You have mini-skirts
[x] You have parted your hair to the side.
[ ] You think polka-dots are way cute.
[ ] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
[ ] You've been called scene before.
[ ] You wear/wore long, colorful socks with your skirts :)
TOTAL: 3

~REDNECK:
__________
[ ] Gone four wheeling.
[ ] Went hunting.
[ ] Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike...ect.
[ ] Like to go fishing.
[x] Eat beef jerky
[ ] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
[x] Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
[ ] Know who Bocephus is.
TOTAL: 2


~METALHEAD:
___________
[ ] You wear band shirts alot.
[ ] If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music.
[ ] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains.
[ ] You HATE emos.
[x] You like Black Sabbath.
[ ] You have gone to Ozzfest.
[x] You have headbanged.
[x] You dont like rap.
[x]You have a taste for classic rock as well.
TOTAL: 4

~GAMER/VIDEOGAME GEEK:
___________
[ ] Plays/Played any Pokemon Games.
[x] Owned a Gameboy
[x] Have played videogames all night.
[x] Goes to cheat sites.
[ ] Constantly talks about video games.
[ ] Loves Tales of Symphonia.
[ ] Likes shirts with Videogame Characters on it.
[x] Has a Wii/PS3/ or Xbox 360
TOTAL: 4

~SMART PERSON/NERD:
___________
[x] Gets mostly A's
[x] Took/Takes Honors or AP Class.
[x] Are known for your smarts.
[x] Helps others in math homework, not giving them your paper.
[x] Likes/liked school, not because of friends.
[x] Are heading to/in a College.
[x] Got Academic Awards
TOTAL: 7


Scores:

Smart Person/Nerd: 7
Emo: 7
Hardcore: 5
Gothic: 5
Gamer/Vidoe Game Geek: 4
Metalhead: 4
Punk: 4
High class: 4
Scene: 3
Redneck: 2
Prep 1
Ghetto: 0
Athletic: 2

Of course I'd be some weird Chimera.
I'm a Fairy/Zombie/Half-Elf/Witch/Faun/Siren/Centaur/Gnome
I think that's Fairbyaltchunsircenome

Centaur:

[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[x] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.

Total: 7

Elf:

[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[x] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[x] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[ ] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.

Total: 5

Fairy

[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[x] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[x] You are young and short.
[x] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[x] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.

Total: 9

Gnome/Dwarf:

[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[x] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolated person
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[x] You have a short temper.

Total: 6

Harpy/Siren:

[x] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[x] You often take things that aren't yours.
[x] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[x] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.

Total: 8

Mermaid:

[x] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater
[x] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[x] You like to collect shells.
[x] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.

Total: 6

Vampire:

[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.

Total: 4

Werewolf:

[ ] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair.
[ ] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[x] You lack self control.
[ ] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[ ] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.

Total: 3

Wizard/Witch:

[ ] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.

Total: 8

Zombie:

[x] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[x] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[x] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.

Total: 9

Satyr/Faun:

[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[x] You like to get drunk and dance.
[x] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[ ] You love nature but more for the animals then than the trees and plants.
[x] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[x] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.

Total: 8

Ten things I wish I could say to people:
1) If everyone stopped being selfish, no one would go wanting.
2) You're not being victimized. Throw the thought out and just strive to be a better person.
3) If your family helps you out when you need it, don't curse them for asking favors. Just help them.
4) Love means wanting the best for someone else. Therefore its never a justification for being a douchebag.
5) No one deserves to suffer. (Unless they work for the government).
6) Don't waste your time trying to live longer. We'll all die eventually, so we may as well make happy memories with the years we have.
7) Whoever you are, I love you by my definition. But I probably don't like you.
8) I'm only a bitch when you don't take the polite responses seriously.
9) Most world religions preach kindness, helpfulness, and above all love. Not hate crimes. Not sharing your religion doesn't mean being excluded from your religion's teachings.
10) If my bluntness offends you...then you've forgotten or ignored the topic of this list.

Nine things about myself:
1) I'm married so that I can afford to go to school without burdening parents that are tight on funds.
2) I study psychology with the dream of eventually being a doctor.
3) I refuse to forget the most important lesson of psychology, which most eventually do: empathy
4) I work only one day a week and spend most of my money at the same place I earn it, but don't regret that because I get to have fun and already have everything I need for now.
5) I secretly hate being shit broke most of the time, but only because I wish my money could help more people that don't have everything they want.
6) People feeling that they need material things to be happy actually annoys me to no end.
7) I love my best friend more purely than I love my husband, and everyone close to me knows it.
8) Most of the time my pride and confidence are in the toilet, but I try to ignore it,
9) I decided the instant I looked at this topic that it was too vague, because the last I had trouble thinking of something for each point, and on this one I could still probably say a hundred things or more.

Eight ways to win my heart:
1) Know me as well as I know myself.
2) Have a long, passionate conversation with me about anything and everything under the sun.
3) Insist on spoiling me like I often spoil those close to me.
4) Show me something natural and beautiful that takes my breath away.
5) Make me laugh at the things that usually stress me.
6) Be willing to find me when I'm searching for a hug.
7) Remind me often that I'm cared for.
8) Want my company more than my money or my body.

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1) My love life is caught at a story's climax and may never see resolution.
2) I should lose my little jello tummy.
3) I'm horny but fixing it would be boring.
4) I'm hungry but I'm not in the mood to cook.
5) My best friend probably looks good naked.
6) I've really gotta pee!
7) The U.S. Currency system needs to be destroyed NOW!

Six things I do before I fall asleep:
1) Read a little bit of my current novel.
2) Pee...
3) Strip down to nothing.
4) Play time.
5) Find the cat.
6) Rinse and repeat in a different order.

Five places I want to visit:
1) Japan
2) The United Kingdom
3) Rome
4) France
5) About two hours south of my current location.

Four things I'm wearing right now:
1) Black short shorts
2) A matching tank top
3) My glasses
4) My...skin?

Three musical artists that I listen to often:
1) Journey
2) Simple Plan
3) Green Day

Two things I want to do before I die:
1) Have a well-paying career helping others through psychology. (or at least have some other form of income if the path I follow with psychology sacrifices income in order to touch lives that may not have been reached otherwise.)
2) Live in a house with a loving husband/boyfriend/(girlfriend?) and a child that calls me Mom. (my "American Dream" leaves room for the modern family...)

One confession:
I hope somebody reads this meme and learns something about me, or confirms something they already knew.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 4

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 5

GRAND TOTAL OF: 23

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4. And re-post as: "I am __% Mentally ill."