What it do?

May commissions are now officially open for biz-niz!

Per usual reminder, my pricing has been adjusted because it dawned on me that I've been underselling my work for years and while writing is fun, it's also time consuming and I'd prefer payment reflect time and effort. So, my new rate is officially $10 per every 1,000 Words. I will no longer be charging by page amount, but rather, word count.

More information can be seen here:[/s]

http://www.furaffinity.net/commissions/newoasis/

SLOTS:

1.  cloacacolaEX (COMPLETED)
2. Anonymous (COMPLETED)
3.  Vortis (COMPLETED)
4. Anonymous (COMPLETED)
5.  grimsaurus (COMPLETED)

To order a commission, have your commission details ready for me before you send me a note. By that, I mean the following:

- Page Amount
- Characters (If OC's, you can send me another note after I accept the commission so I can get the details)
- Scenario (what is this story you want about, and how is it gonna play out, from start to end)
- Specific scenes you'd like me to include (if any)
- Specific quotes you'd like me to include (if any)
- Specific stuff in general you'd like me to put emphasis on (hiccups, burps, belly rubs, bellyaches, etc.)
- Any general information you think is relevant for me to give you the best story I can

This not only ensures that what I write will be as to your satisfaction as it can be, but it also makes the actual writing process a lot easier for me. This way, when I wanna know what I'm writing, I have all the information right there, and don't have to go through twelve different messages just to figure out what I need to do.

Please do not send me a message asking if I'm taking commissions. Just send me your commission details, and we'll see where things go. Even if my slots are filled, there's a chance I might accept your commission idea anyway because I like getting paid to write belly stuff.

Note: Your slot will be reserved once I've confirmed your payment via PayPal.

Pricing:

$10 per 1,000 Words (2,000 word commission minimum)

Once I've accepted your commission, send the payment via PayPal to: jackhamm92[@]gmail.com

Things I'll write:

- Stuffing
- Oral Vore (if fatal, only if prey is evil, not if prey is innocent)
- Bloating
- Liquid Bloating
- Weight Gain (within reason)
- Macro
- Misc. Fluff
- Burping
- Hiccups
- Belly Play
- Ab Play
- Intimacy
- Slight Arousal related stuff (nothing explicit or overtly sexual)
- Comedy
- Horror
- Action
- Human Stuffing (within reason)
- Human Vore (within reason)
- Human Macro
- Human Bloating / Liquid Bloating (with reason)

Things I won't write:

- Extreme Weight Gain / Hyper (I'm not writing anything where someone becomes morbidly obese or a proverbial blob)
- Fatal Vore with innocent prey
- Anything that's deemed sadistic or cruel
- Overtly sexual acts or actions
- Anything involving genitalia or nudity
- Any kind of vore that isn't oral
- Pregnancy
- MPREG
- Inflation
- Muscle Inflation
- BBW stuff
- Farting
- Watersports (bodily fluids of any kind)
- Scat
- Any kind of grosser stuff
- Stuff involving feet / paws

If what you have in mind isn't on the list, ask me about it and we'll see. It's all case by case tbh. Sometimes, I'm willing to write absorption stuff, other times, I'm not.

What it do, homies?

With my last set of commissions completed, I will be opening my next set of commissions tomorrow morning. Just wanted to give y'all a heads up because fuck the police.

And fuck this virus. Fuck this virus right in the ear.

I just posted up a sort of bio of my newest OC pred, Tora Warsong, which you can see here as well as a drawing of what the big, burly gal looks like.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35749442/

So, with a new OC reveal, I thought I'd "borrow" an idea from  RchlisNomSome that I totally did not steal and she cannot prove in a court of law that I did where you can ask my new gal any questions you may have for her as a character or how she works or thinks, and I'll answer in character.

And they stealing is bad.

My OC symbiote, Vagrant, is a pissy boi. He has a very serious attitude problem, is deeply arrogant yet also very, very insecure. And one thing he's most insecure about is his height. He's around eight feet tall, just a few inches shorter than Waylon. But compared to other symbiotes like his somehow best buddy Venom, he's a shrimp. And given that Venom is bigger than him in both height and muscle mass, he always trolls his smol buddy about being smol, which always leads to Vagrant trying to bite Venom's arm off, which Venom always finds adorable.

Nothing sets Vagrant off than people even hinting that he's not as big as some of the other symbiotes they've seen. He'll swallow a thug whole for even hinting that Vagrant wasn't as tall as they expected he'd be.

That's part of why Vagrant wanted a really strong host. He was hoping to go to earth and become the biggest, baddest motherfucker on the entire planet. And instead, he had to settle for some punk kid vigilante as his host because Connor had balls.

Despite their volatile, often hostile relationship, Vagrant and Connor are a good team, and both do legit care for each other after a while. But even all these months later, Vagrant is still forever pissed off that Connor wasn't taller or buffer. He actively resents the vigilante for not being eight feet tall.

I was thinking about liquid bloat scenarios and one that came to mind is big boi himself. When smol big boi, Miko, needs to drink water, he dips his head near a lake and sips it up all adorable-like, not unlike a deer taking a drink. But when his big tubby papa gets thirsty? Bulzar sticks his head at the bottom of a waterfall and just leaves his mouth gaping open as the violently flowing waters flow down his gullet all at once.

Because Bulzar's fiddy feet tall, it's the equivalent of someone dipping their head under a sink to rinse their mouth out. But because there's so much water flowing down all at once, it makes his belly a lot more rapidly, swelling out almost like a water balloon. And when he's finished, he'll sit upright, wipe his maw clean with his forearm, let out a giant, watery belch then smack his chops contently at getting proper hydration.

His belly is already pretty big as is. When bloated with so much water, it rounds out to the point where his loincloth is barely visible, and gets really bottom-heavy. Not to mention it gets extra slosh-y. So whenever he just walks, his gut is jiggling and bouncing like crazy while the water and possible fish / other animals or objects slosh around loud enough to be heard within a five hundred foot radius. He usually just finds somewhere to sit and relax until he digests properly, but if he's walking far distances after that, his belly is bouncing so much that Bulzar is burping pretty much the entire walk; these really deep, wet-sounding ones.

But Miko gets a kick out of it because if he isn't playing and finds his papa lounging with a water-filled belly, he'll eagerly scamper on top of it because it pretty much becomes the Meradon equivalent of a waterbed. That and he loves how extra slosh-y his papa's big fat scaly belly gets.

Happy Holidays, my dudes!

December commissions are now officially open for biz-niz!

Per usual reminder, my pricing has been adjusted because it dawned on me that I've been underselling my work for years and while writing is fun, it's also time consuming and I'd prefer payment reflect time and effort. So, my new rate is officially $10 per every 1,000 Words. I will no longer be charging by page amount, but rather, word count.

More information can be seen here:

http://www.furaffinity.net/commissions/newoasis/

SLOTS:

1.  CommanderLeifN7 (COMPLETED)
2.  GassyBots (COMPLETED)
3.  cloacacolaEX (COMPLETED)
4.  Jake-Autumn (COMPLETED)
5.  Jallu025 (COMPLETED)

To order a commission, have your commission details ready for me before you send me a note. By that, I mean the following:

- Page Amount
- Characters (If OC's, you can send me another note after I accept the commission so I can get the details)
- Scenario (what is this story you want about, and how is it gonna play out, from start to end)
- Specific scenes you'd like me to include (if any)
- Specific quotes you'd like me to include (if any)
- Specific stuff in general you'd like me to put emphasis on (hiccups, burps, belly rubs, bellyaches, etc.)
- Any general information you think is relevant for me to give you the best story I can

This not only ensures that what I write will be as to your satisfaction as it can be, but it also makes the actual writing process a lot easier for me. This way, when I wanna know what I'm writing, I have all the information right there, and don't have to go through twelve different messages just to figure out what I need to do.

Please do not send me a message asking if I'm taking commissions. Just send me your commission details, and we'll see where things go. Even if my slots are filled, there's a chance I might accept your commission idea anyway because I like getting paid to write belly stuff.

Note: Your slot will be reserved once I've confirmed your payment via PayPal.

Pricing:

$10 per 1,000 Words (2,000 word commission minimum)

Once I've accepted your commission, send the payment via PayPal to: jackhamm92[@]gmail.com

Things I'll write:

- Stuffing
- Oral Vore (if fatal, only if prey is evil, not if prey is innocent)
- Bloating
- Liquid Bloating
- Weight Gain (within reason)
- Macro
- Misc. Fluff
- Burping
- Hiccups
- Belly Play
- Ab Play
- Intimacy
- Slight Arousal related stuff (nothing explicit or overtly sexual)
- Comedy
- Horror
- Action
- Human Stuffing (within reason)
- Human Vore (within reason)
- Human Macro
- Human Bloating / Liquid Bloating (with reason)

Things I won't write:

- Extreme Weight Gain / Hyper (I'm not writing anything where someone becomes morbidly obese or a proverbial blob)
- Fatal Vore with innocent prey
- Anything that's deemed sadistic or cruel
- Overtly sexual acts or actions
- Anything involving genitalia or nudity
- Any kind of vore that isn't oral
- Pregnancy
- MPREG
- Inflation
- Muscle Inflation
- BBW stuff
- Farting
- Watersports (bodily fluids of any kind)
- Scat
- Any kind of grosser stuff
- Stuff involving feet / paws

If what you have in mind isn't on the list, ask me about it and we'll see. It's all case by case tbh. Sometimes, I'm willing to write absorption stuff, other times, I'm not.

What it do, homies?

I'm shooting to finish my last two commissions from the September-November period up this week. And by next week, will have my December-January commissions opened up. Just a heads up for anyone at all interested in grabbing some stuff in the not-too-distant future.

lol I just fucking straight up forgot to mention that I turned 27 a few weeks ago.

I've been busy tbh so journals kinda just slip my mind. But yeah, I'm officially in my late twenties now.

https://i.imgur.com/5ccW2e4.gif

I totally didn't steal this idea from  RchlisNomSome and I bet you don't even have proof that would hold up in a kangaroo court of law that says I did.

n-e-weigh

I'm working on a few things all at once atm. A commission, a trade story, and my next original "4me" story I've been working on and off for like the last few stories, the intro to my Symbiote boi Vagrant:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/33060974/

Since I'm writing with him right now, I like to do a bit of creative thinking with misc. shit like this. So if you got any questions you'd like to know about Vagrant, his punk, vigilante human host, Connor, both, whatever, be it general, belly and vore shit, or anything you think I dig, ask away, homies!

We some kinky-ass motherfuckers, ain't no shame in admitting it. We see a character that hits all our interests, and we immediately start fantasizing about them being all well fed and letting out the biggest burps you've ever heard. But what about the characters that, on the surface, don't push your buttons? What about the characters you never expected to be go-to characters in kink scenarios, be it the stuffing or the vore or the-actually fuck it, let's just stick with the first two

But yeah, what are some characters you didn't originally used to see in kink situations that you do now? Maybe they have a line of dialogue that's very triggering. Or maybe there's a scene that's written that you're watching and you're just like, "Yeah, someone had a kink." Or even just the look or redesign of a character does it for you.

I'll give you an example. A certain  RchlisNomSome who will remain nameless, showed me a scene with Trapjaw where he monches some crystals to get strong but gets a bellyache. TJ wasn't a boi I ever used to picture in any kink scenarios. Now I do. Gutsman, also a character I never used to picture because he was always just the big gruff dude robot, once again, shown a link by a certain someone, of his belly getting filled to the brim with water to the point where it sloshes around until he lets out a giant city shaking belch, and then an actual vore scenario where he accidentally eats Man-Man, lets out another giant belch, then another right after to burp him out of his system, and I'm just like, "fuckingholyshityes out of 10!"

Even Megatron. I ain't ever given a fuck about him as a pred because I never pictured him as one. Then I accidentally stumble on that link where the automated Megatron at Universal burps loudly in front of an audience and complains about humans being disgusting morsels. Sure enough, turns out Megatron actually is a canon pred in a few issues, so fuck it, he's on the list too.

What it do, homies?

So here's the skippy:

I've got about 15 stories in the works that aren't trades or commissions, all in varying stages of done-ness, but focusing on any one is a pain in the ass-meat. A lot feature preexisting characters, and some feature my OC's in their own original stories. That's why I's coming to y'all.

Which OC story would you want me to finish up first?

- Owin, Balroc and Grim encounter Bulzar & Miko

- Vagrant decides to make Connor his human host

- Scaly Heart Chapter 3 (Taro & Conall)

- Ryder pries his rescue target from Koa's grasp (and jaws)

- Kogo (fat grump minotaur) begrudgingly does his job guarding the mystic labyrinth

I'm talking the pred that hits all the right buttons for you. Where you just see them and you is like, "all the fucking heck yes please."

Things like species, personality, alignment, age, body type, dispositions, sexuality, table manners, whatever, you know, all that good shit.

Like for me, this is what a truly perfect pred or big eater looks like:

A big boi of the scaly variety. One that's big, burly, muscular but has anywhere from a slight paunch to a noticeable beer belly. That is the perfect body type. A pred anywhere from his late twenties to his very early thirties because I enjoy preds who are young but old enough to have experience with life and shit. The types who are a bit on the low brow side, the ones who use "ain't, yer, fer," or are just really just unabashed and shameless and lack any semblance of table manners. Like after a hearty meal, this boi will lean back, let out a burp so loud, it leaves your fucking ears ringing, and he just smacks his lips and gives his bloated belly a hearty pat of satisfaction.

Far as sexuality and dispositions go, those are less important. I'm all for straight, bi, gay, and everything else in between. So long as they have a companion who is supportive, and loves tending to that belly whenever it's filled to the brim or just grumbling in pain from indigestion or nausea. And being a bit on the grumpy side is always fun, because it means a lotta the times, food or prey lightens up the mood. As for alignment, I prefer them on the neutral side, veering towards good.

Let's just say that there's a reason Waylon is one of my favorite preds, because that big scaly boi ticks every single box. Especially when he drawn by  RchlisNomSome!

At en-ee-r8, that's what my ideal pred / big eater looks like. What be yours, homies?

What up, homies! Just hitting y'all up to let you know that the September commissions are now open for biz-naz!

Per usual reminder, my pricing has been adjusted because it dawned on me that I've been underselling my work for years and while writing is fun, it's also time consuming and I'd prefer payment reflect time and effort. So, my new rate is officially $10 per every 1,000 Words. I will no longer be charging by page amount, but rather, word count.

More information can be seen here:

http://www.furaffinity.net/commissions/newoasis/

SLOTS:

1.  Reptek (COMPLETED)
2.  NobodySpecial0990 (COMPLETED)
3.  Okamiiii (COMPLETED)
4.  eskaria145 (COMPLETED)
5.  CommanderLeifN7 (In-Progress)

To order a commission, have your commission details ready for me before you send me a note. By that, I mean the following:

- Page Amount
- Characters (If OC's, you can send me another note after I accept the commission so I can get the details)
- Scenario (what is this story you want about, and how is it gonna play out, from start to end)
- Specific scenes you'd like me to include (if any)
- Specific quotes you'd like me to include (if any)
- Specific stuff in general you'd like me to put emphasis on (hiccups, burps, belly rubs, bellyaches, etc.)
- Any general information you think is relevant for me to give you the best story I can

This not only ensures that what I write will be as to your satisfaction as it can be, but it also makes the actual writing process a lot easier for me. This way, when I wanna know what I'm writing, I have all the information right there, and don't have to go through twelve different messages just to figure out what I need to do.

Please do not send me a message asking if I'm taking commissions. Just send me your commission details, and we'll see where things go. Even if my slots are filled, there's a chance I might accept your commission idea anyway because I like getting paid to write belly stuff.

Note: Your slot will be reserved once I've confirmed your payment via PayPal.

Pricing:

$10 per 1,000 Words (2,000 word commission minimum)

Once I've accepted your commission, send the payment via PayPal to: jackhamm92[@]gmail.com

Things I'll write:

- Stuffing
- Oral Vore (if fatal, only if prey is evil, not if prey is innocent)
- Bloating
- Liquid Bloating
- Weight Gain (within reason)
- Macro
- Misc. Fluff
- Burping
- Hiccups
- Belly Play
- Ab Play
- Intimacy
- Slight Arousal related stuff (nothing explicit or overtly sexual)
- Comedy
- Horror
- Action
- Human Stuffing (within reason)
- Human Vore (within reason)
- Human Macro
- Human Bloating / Liquid Bloating (with reason)

Things I won't write:

- Extreme Weight Gain / Hyper (I'm not writing anything where someone becomes morbidly obese or a proverbial blob)
- Fatal Vore with innocent prey
- Anything that's deemed sadistic or cruel
- Overtly sexual acts or actions
- Anything involving genitalia or nudity
- Any kind of vore that isn't oral
- Pregnancy
- MPREG
- Inflation
- Muscle Inflation
- BBW stuff
- Farting
- Watersports (bodily fluids of any kind)
- Scat
- Any kind of grosser stuff
- Stuff involving feet / paws

If what you have in mind isn't on the list, ask me about it and we'll see. It's all case by case tbh. Sometimes, I'm willing to write absorption stuff, other times, I'm not.

What it do, homies?

With August Commissions finished up, just wanted to give a heads up that I'll be opening up my September Commissions on Friday. As usual, a reminder that prices are on the more standard $10 per 1,000 word basis.

 RchlisNomSome can confirm that I am an unoriginal hack-fraud who steals journal ideas and uses them for my own nefarious benefit. I'd apologize for aping off of someone else's journal ideas, but that would require me being capable of feeling shame. And if me having Krusty the Clown as an icon has indicated, I don't even the meaning of the word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy3G_UKIEeM

En Ee Wey

The way this works be simple, you can ask any sort of kink related trope, or something related to the preds, be it their species, size, elements to their bodies, personalities, or specific scenarios / moments you personally love to see or are curious to hear me thoughts, and I'll both rate what you have to share and share me own thoughts on why something does or doesn't tickle me fancy.

I'm trying to flesh out my other OC's in stories I've had in the works for a while. Like I legit have twelve unfinished stories all waiting to be finished, all featuring my OC's in some form or another. So, while I get to work on finishing those, I thought this would be a fun lil time passer to help acquaint y'all with my bois. These are my OC's that I've had for a while but haven't yet done anything with:

Balgon (big reptile boi) & Jeno (smol reptile boi): http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27594793/

Ryker (a big fat cyborg crocodile who is the anti-hero to Koa's pure evilness): http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29546032/

Kogo (a grumpy labyrinth guardian minotaur who basically hates his job and is a pred who is kinda bored of being a pred.)

Vagrant & Connor (Vagrant is a crass, volatile symbiote with several sharp weapons and a slight Napoleon complex & Connor is Vagrant's young, punk-rock vigilante host.)

Krunch (a big fat grumpy robot who hates everything and everyone, designed to consume any and all matter to convert it into renewable fuels.)

You can ask any questions about my OC's or just ask them directly.

Someone just shared this clip of one of those Universal tours where a remote controlled robot voiced by an actor watching the audiences interact with the big bot baddy Megatron. One particular moment seemed straight out of the book for those who dig Transformers vore.

https://youtu.be/A5kugfxx2no?t=1101

I first joined this crazy kinky site almost four years ago, but wasn't contributing shit for the first two years. Then, I started writing up stories for the lolz. And that somehow led to me gaining a following, and now, two years on, I've now reached the 100 story milestone.

All I gotta say to that is, holy shit.

Here's to 100 more and beyond, homies!

What it do, homies?

Just a quick reminder, if anyone out there wants to nab themselves some commissioned stories, I still got three more slots outta my August commissions six slots still available!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9237126/

What up, homies! So now that the June commissions be finished, I thought I'd open up the August Commissions and see what comes aboot!

Once again, my pricing has been adjusted because it dawned on me that I've been underselling my work for years and while writing is fun, it's also time consuming and I'd prefer payment reflect time and effort. So, my new rate is officially $10 per every 1,000 Words. I will no longer be charging by page amount, but rather, word count.

More information can be seen here:

http://www.furaffinity.net/commissions/newoasis/

SLOTS:

1.  eskaria145 (COMPLETED)
2.  Jake-Autumn (COMPLETED)
3.  cloacacolaEX (COMPLETED
4. Anonymous (In-Progress)
5. Empty
6. Empty

To order a commission, have your commission details ready for me before you send me a note. By that, I mean the following:

- Page Amount
- Characters (If OC's, you can send me another note after I accept the commission so I can get the details)
- Scenario (what is this story you want about, and how is it gonna play out, from start to end)
- Specific scenes you'd like me to include (if any)
- Specific quotes you'd like me to include (if any)
- Specific stuff in general you'd like me to put emphasis on (hiccups, burps, belly rubs, bellyaches, etc.)
- Any general information you think is relevant for me to give you the best story I can

This not only ensures that what I write will be as to your satisfaction as it can be, but it also makes the actual writing process a lot easier for me. This way, when I wanna know what I'm writing, I have all the information right there, and don't have to go through twelve different messages just to figure out what I need to do.

Please do not send me a message asking if I'm taking commissions. Just send me your commission details, and we'll see where things go. Even if my slots are filled, there's a chance I might accept your commission idea anyway because I like getting paid to write belly stuff.

Note: Your slot will be reserved once I've confirmed your payment via PayPal.

Pricing:

$10 per 1,000 Words (2,000 word commission minimum)

Once I've accepted your commission, send the payment via PayPal to: jackhamm92[@]gmail.com

Things I'll write:

- Stuffing
- Oral Vore (if fatal, only if prey is evil, not if prey is innocent)
- Bloating
- Liquid Bloating
- Weight Gain (within reason)
- Macro
- Misc. Fluff
- Burping
- Hiccups
- Belly Play
- Ab Play
- Intimacy
- Slight Arousal related stuff (nothing explicit or overtly sexual)
- Comedy
- Horror
- Action
- Human Stuffing (within reason)
- Human Vore (within reason)
- Human Macro
- Human Bloating / Liquid Bloating (with reason)

Things I won't write:

- Extreme Weight Gain / Hyper (I'm not writing anything where someone becomes morbidly obese or a proverbial blob)
- Fatal Vore with innocent prey
- Anything that's deemed sadistic or cruel
- Overtly sexual acts or actions
- Anything involving genitalia or nudity
- Any kind of vore that isn't oral
- Pregnancy
- MPREG
- Inflation
- Muscle Inflation
- BBW stuff
- Farting
- Watersports (bodily fluids of any kind)
- Scat
- Any kind of grosser stuff
- Stuff involving feet / paws

If what you have in mind isn't on the list, ask me about it and we'll see. It's all case by case tbh. Sometimes, I'm willing to write absorption stuff, other times, I'm not.

I'm an unoriginal hack-fraud and don't give a phuuuuuck.

Anyway, homies, like  CheshireCatMaster and  EricStripe, feel free to post a question for any of the following OC's:

- Bulzar & or Miko: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31941174/
- Taro & or Conall: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24633031/
- Koa: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29337775/
- Krunch (my big fat grumpy, monching bot-boi)
- Balroc (gruff human warrior bounty hunter in Bulzar's world)
- Vagrant & or Connor (my symbiote OC and his young, punk human host)
- Jack (hi)

Holy fucking heck! When did that happen?

Well, for the record, I didn't forget any of the previous story suggestions of my 300 and 400 milestones. I have three ideas I settled on that I'll be working on in due time. I had them posted but that was causing confusion, so I removed them.

But as with every milestone, a question to my lovely watchers arises:

Who among you has any suggestions for a story to write for the occasion?

So any ideas y'all have, lay 'em on me and I'll see which ones appeal to me. By now, you know what I like and I imagine y'all know what you like to see, so any ideas you have, lay 'em on me, homies!

But above all else, thank you guys for sticking around this crazy-ass madhouse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2EMHNhyEnQ

I'm juggling a shit ton of stories atm, but I wanted to do a quickie feeler for my watchers.

What is your favorite type of predator in vore? By that, I mean specifically:

- Species
- Personality type
- Body type / physique

For me, my favorite type of preds are of the scaly variety, with boorish or rowdy personalities, and usually a big, muscular frame contrasted by a big jiggly paunch.

We all got our own interests in sheeeit, but we also have things that we really dig and things we don't. I list some of my "yeps" and "nopes" in my commission info, but that's all so broad.

So here's another AMA:

You can ask me anything you're curious about; Do I like certain characters you like for belly or vore stuff? Am I am of certain scenarios or general kink-oriented thangs? Literally think kink-oriented that you wanna get my own twisted opinions on, ask away, homies.

Just a quickie reminder; for anyone interested, the June Commissions is still open for anybody who wants a lil somethin' somethin'!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9177101/