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It's been almost 3 years.
Posted 10 years ago This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do, to look through all of this to see it all again but I needed to do this.
This is funnymouth reporting.
I am bringing Adastra back, but not here. No Jaie. No pain.
Please respect my wishes.
I am 
if you would like to see my art again, a more updated version anyway.
I can't stay on this account very long or it'll eat me up even more.
This is all I wanted to say.
Thank you guys, you have probably already forgotten me by now, though.
Still not doing well.
Posted 12 years agoAn update from yesterday:
I'm still not doing well, I'm trying to sleep it off and rest, I really hate this. I feel like I haven't slept in a month and I can't see too well. Ugh, I just want to feel better so I can work on larger things like the trades and YCH. Sorry for the inconvenience everyone.Extremely sick today.
Posted 12 years agoI ended up taking too much of the wrong medicine, it made me extremely ill so I won't be very productive today. I've been throwing up, hallucinating and sleeping all day. Why haven't I gone to the hospital you might ask? Because I only go to the hospital if whatever is wrong with me is severe enough to the point where I have no choice. Anyway, I won't be very productive today.
I'll be watching youtube videos and trying to feel better and waiting for Kiwi to get home from Armeggedon.
So woo~
Also, if I don't answer you on skype this is also the reason. Trades? [ CLOSED ]
Posted 12 years agoWould anyone be interested in an art trade? Something simple like a full body sketch either coloured or not. I can't seem to draw my own characters lately sooo I was thinking maybe drawing some of y'all's will help.
I'll take 2 slots, just comment with your ref and I'll pick some a couple random peeps. .u. They;ll be wing its and you can choose which OC of mine you want to draw.
Wow that was quick .u.
SLOTS::.
1. 
2. 
FREE ART FROM ENAYA-THEWHITEWOLFEN!
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5184709/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5184709/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5184709/
Go here! only 3 slots ;v;
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ena.....hewhitewolfen/ Her gallery is really awesome you should watch her anyway <U<
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5184709/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5184709/
Go here! only 3 slots ;v;
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ena.....hewhitewolfen/ Her gallery is really awesome you should watch her anyway <U<
More about me??? O-o
Posted 12 years ago Found this on tumblr and I thought I would post this so you guys can know a bit more about me?
Name: Ashley
Zodiac: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.
Chinese Zodiac: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig.
Myers-Briggs [x]: ISTJ, ISFJ, INFJ, INTJ, ISTP, ISFP, INFP, INTP, ESTP, ESFP, ENFP, ENFJ, ESFJ, ESTJ, ESTJ, ENTJ, ENTP.
The Four Temperaments [x]: Melancholic, Phlegmatic, Choleric, Sanguine.
Enneagram [x]: Type1, Type 2, Type 3, Type 4, Type 5, Type 6, Type 7, Type 8, Type 9.
Hogwarts House [x]: Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw.
If you wanna take these tests or find out what some of these answers mean, here are the links:
Myers-Briggs: http://personality-testing.info/tests/JUNG.php
Four Temperaments: http://personality-testing.info/tests/4T.php
Enneagram: http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/d.....p#.UmY-jfkWJgd
Hogwarts: http://www.personalitylab.org/tests.....q_hogwarts.htm
39 days.
Posted 12 years agoOh my god, 39 days until dusk-runner is going to be here.
We have been together way over a year and known each other for much longer. We've had our ups and downs but just, wow, after so long I finally get to be in his arms for the first time. You have no idea how excited and happy we are for this, this is literally the best thing to ever happen to me and seeing him at the airport is going to be the happiest moment of my life so far.
He literally means the world to me, he's my inspiration, my soul mate and I honestly don't know what I would do without my king.
I have had more than one person try to tell me 'long distances relationships never work.' or 'You're just going to end up cheating on each other.' . Well, I'm very happy to say I proved them wrong. That WE have proved them wrong. He's going to be here for a month and a half, and the next time I see him after this is the last before I move over there with him.
I probably won't be very active art wise when he's here but weeehhh you can deal.
Okay, done with my mushy rant.
Gonna go to sleep now and like, dream of porn and.. subway.
Nyaaahh~This is really irritating...
Posted 12 years agoOkay, this is really bothering me. I am really tired of trying to talk to this person who claims to be my friend and only thing I ever hear is some whiny bullshit on a constant basis every time I try to even mention my own personal life or feelings. Look, I care about my friends a lot, I love to listen and try to help and it feels really good getting the same in return but after so fucking long of not even being able to say "I'm drawing this thing, I like how it is coming out, want to see?" it's really getting to me. I give them advice, listen no matter how stupid it is, and everything else, I would really love at least a "How are you?".
I only deal with this person because it's less stressful than what it would be if I told them off. It wasn't always like this but after quite a few big fuck-ups on their part it's become this way.
No, before you suggest it, I can't just block them. Not that easy.
Ugh.
I don't talk to many people on skype any more due to this exact reason, because I'm scared I'll just get ignored, I really REALLY dislike being ignored but I end up doing it to other people out of fear and not knowing what to say.
ALSO, Please, I HATE being in one on one calls with anyone but my fiance, I'm really uncomfortable and shy so I really dislike them. This is why most of the time I don't call or refuse to answer. Thank you.
But, anyway, yeah, that's it. I'm sorry for the bitching but.. ugh... Art Updates.
Posted 12 years agoI started drawing again since my wrist stopped being such a butt. I want to take time for some personal pieces so I won't be taking any commissions for a little bit, it'll be a nice break from worrying when I have to get something done at a certain time and I can actually focus on some personal projects.
I really miss drawing Jaie and Adastra together so expect to see more of them and some more weird stuff.
I also want to do more YCH, I was thinking about doing a predatory vore, some tentacle and some other close up YCHs.
So yeah, here's your update.
Take it.
Embrace it.
TELL ME I'M PRETTY. >8CSeriously, This is ridiculous. [Important]
Posted 12 years agoATTENTION PEOPLE.
This is getting ridiculous and I am sick of the disrespect.
Do NOT insult or make negative comments about Dusk and I's relationship. That is NOT okay.
Do NOT ask to be in our relationship, we are a monogamous couple, this is NOT an open relationship.
We are NOT looking for pets or masters.
And for the thousandth time, do NOT try and 'yiff' with us, we do NOT roleplay like that.
You guys might not think this is common but unfortunately it is, you have no idea how many people ask me inappropriate questions or make disrespectful comments about my relationship because 'Oh, well, that's not how I or this/that/they would do it.'. Just, shut up. If I get comfortable enough around you to talk to you about it, why would you be an asshole? I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who has had this happen to them, it's pretty damn sad really.
Not to mention those people who are nice to me, I add them on skype and then all they want to do is try to force me to sexually roleplay with them, I do not do that, Dusk doesn't do that. Stop. Why the hell would you suddenly add someone just to do that? Don't be a creep. You might want to go out and give yourself a shitty name, but don't try it with me or him.
To those of you who have asked or were even thinking about asking to be a part of our relationship, NO, it is NOT an open one. Dusk has the polyamoury icon on his profile out of support, not because he is actively seeking for another partner for us. Look, I'm appreciative of that fact that some of you actually ASK instead of trying to weasel your way in, but please, we are in a closed relationship and we would like for you to respect that.
I do not care if I seem like a bitch for this, I'm sick of it and I'm not the only one who is. Plenty of people on FA have the same damn problem and it really fucking sucks considering the hurt and disrespect we have to go through.
Thank you to those of you who read this and to those of you who haven't done these things, we really appreciate it. <3
[ UPDATE ]
Posted 12 years agoSo, my wrist is still hurting but not as bad but now my lower back seems to be having issues, I can work through them once my wrist pain and swelling completely calm down but fuck does it hurt. I honestly have no idea why my back started doing this, it hurts to even sit up. I tried a heating pad, ice packs, medicine, everything to get it to go away. It's been like this for a few days, oh well.
Anyway, I should be back to drawing soon, once my meanie butt kiwi ungrounds me.
I'm grounded from drawing. >8I [Much pain. Plis Read]
Posted 12 years agodusk-runner has grounded me from using my right hand because of how much pain it causes me to even move it. I have a lot of joint pain to begin with, arthritis and numerous other issues run in my family so I'm constantly taking medication or trying to find ways to soothe it but lately my right hand/arm has not been lightening up, it hurts really bad even just to move my fingers, my wrist is swollen a bit too, yay.
So, no work for me until this gets better. Which sucks because art and vidya games and masturbating and all the things.
Much pain.
Such ow.
Very swell.
Wow.
ㅎㅅㅎ
Artist feature time!
Posted 12 years agoYou guys seriously need to go check 
out! He's really cheap and really talented, he deserves a LOT more attention! Guys, guys, srsly go watch him and throw your dosh at him. MAKE HIM DRAW YOU DICKS AND SEXY THINGS AND ALL THE THINGS.
I MEAN LOOK AT THE WAY HE DRAWS THOSE SEXY MUSCLES? I MEAN Nnn.
GOGOGOG.
[ UPDATE INTENSIFIES ]
Posted 12 years agoMy to-do list is empty. I don't know what to do with myself now. It's weird as soon as I'm like "Oh yay! No more commissions to do! Time for personal art." I end up going "..I'm bored. Need moar work." 5 minutes later. XD
I'm also thinking about doing more YCH's, they are a lot of fun and I think people on this site have fun bidding on them too! If you have any ideas for my next YCH feel free to comment and let me know. I was thinking about more adult YCH's because that's what everyone wants it seems. X'D
ALSO, THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WATCHES AND FAVES OMG.
Nearly 500 watchers and and aaaa ; A ; I am not worthy people, especially since some of you are such talented artists, I feel so unworthy! *pets all your faces*
WELL THAT'S IT. WHEEE~ *flies into oblivion*
Sick Draggy is Sick.
Posted 12 years agoSo, these past few days I have been really unwell, like, very nauseous, severe headaches, joint pain and I've been so tired I don't want to even roll out of bed. I still have no idea what is exactly wrong with me and it's fucking annoying. So, artwork may be a little slow, although once that YCH ends I can get that done really quickly, but I don't think I'll be doing any art I don't HAVE to do for a little a bit until I get to feeling better. Now excuse me while I drink Mango/Dragon Fruit juice and like make weird noises while laying here like a lazy butt. I MUST WALLOW IN MY SICK.SOME INFO. [Plis Read]
Posted 12 years agoGuys, Hey guys. If you want to commission me and can't pay for it until next week or in the next few days? It's actually okay. I will do the sketch for you and finish whatever after the payment is sent or if it's a sketch commission I will send you a preview. Seriously, it's okay. I'm not going to say "OH GOSH YOU TERRIBLE PERSON YOU CAN'T PAY ME COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE $500.". No. I will gladly hold a spot for you. I will only cancel it if I have to wait a month for payment.
Also, guys it;s OKAY to ask me for small changes in the overall picture, colour correction, things like that but I have the right to refuse any more after a certain amount. Honestly, as long as it's nothing too big I'm fine. .u.
but yeah, das it.
Woo~
Hey Nine, What'chya doin?
Posted 12 years agoLet me inform you peeps as to what I am working on currently.
A reference sheet for wonderfullyg. [Sketching]
Two character flat coloured for quenny-derpdragon [Not Started]
A personal Halloween Picture. [Partially lined]
and some surprise gift sketches.
Since people never follow my normal to-do list linked on my profile.
But yeah. Have this thing.
I've just been super busy lately, got some banking shit to settle, bills to pay, birthday party to plan for my sister. AAAAH.
Lol Whoops.
Posted 12 years agoI haven't been able to work on commissions these past few days due to my sister's birthday being soon and not to mention the other shit I have to get done. I can only get so much sleep due to my weird American/Nz schedule so that tends to get in the way of things as well. So I'm sorry I've been a bit busy. ; - ;
Should clear up after my sister's birthday stuff and I get all this payee/banking shit cleared up with my mother.Signal Boost for an awesome artist!
Posted 12 years agokagisnad is doing some really cheap sketches, I have gotten a commission from them before and they are so talented. Go throw money at them plis? She really needs it. <3 Go check out the info here.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5106049/
Commissions Update!
Posted 12 years ago♕
I have updated my commissions journal with new commission options, including multi-character, chibi, dirty close ups, wiggle icons and paw icons. Please go take a look at it by clicking the link in my journal footer. The prices have stayed the same for the rest of the commissions so don't worry about me raisin' them.
I AM WILLING TO TAKE TWO FULL BODY FLAT COLOURED COMMISSIONS IN THIS JOURNAL. PLEASE COMMENT TO TAKE A SLOT, FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!
Oh my god. [INTERNALLY SCREAMING]
Posted 12 years agoKIWI IS GOING TO BE HERE. AT THE END OF NOVEMBER. I CAN LITERALLY SAY, IN 4 DAYS, THAT "OH HEY HE'S GONNA BE HERE NEXT MONTH." I'M FREAKING OUT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE I JUST. WHUT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?? LIKE.
GOODBYE FRIENDS I AM GONE.
AAAH.L-L-L-LOLITA.
Posted 12 years agoShota and Lolita. I honestly like the artwork when it isn't adult, I like the cutes in the panties and things, I don't get off on it but I honestly think it's cute and nice to look at. I don't like the really adult work of minors in sexual situations but to each their own. I feel the same way with cub art, if it's general, cute work I like it, I just don't like the sexual work.
If you like it, it's your thing, I'm not gonna judge you for it. As I said, it's just not my thing.
Also, Adastra in Lolita clothes I REALLY want more art done of her in them. She actually quite loves them when they are red, white, or black, or a combination of them. She will also almost ALWAYS be seen with a kiwi bird or kiwi bird plushie. Tis cannon now. Yup. .u.
Anyway. Hai. .u.
I am writing a journal. Because reasons.
Posted 12 years ago Bored? Wanna scare yourself shitless during a sleepless nights? Wanna have nightmares? WELL, I HAVE A LIST FOR YOU.
I'm bored, have a list of a few decent creepy pastas I have read. Abandoned By Disney
The Cleansing
Pokemon Dead Channel
BEN Drowned
Normal Porn For Normal People.
Smile.Dog
Red Mist
Hypno's Lullaby
Candle Cove (My Favourite.)
and now, for not-so-creepy creepypastas. These three are literally my favourites because oh my god they are so silly.
Happy Appy
Happy Appy 2: Dumb Angel
WHO WAS PHONE!?Major Art Slump. + Rant.
Posted 12 years agoI am so fucking frustrated with my art right now, every time I try to draw something it looks like shit. I want to finish this last commission but every sketch looks like crap, I want to give them a good quality commission not some half assed piece of shit. I got so angry last night I started crying. I want to throw my tablet across the fucking room. I can't even doodle something. What the fuck do I do?
I swear. A lot. Get over it. If you think it makes me look unprofessional, then that's on you, not me. I don't attempt to be professional. I am polite to my commissioners and try to do everything they ask, to me, that's all that matters. If you think I'm an asshole because I drop the f-bomb so much, don't bother looking at my journals or anything text-related that I post. I will not censor myself. I don't look to be a professional artist, this is a hobby that I just happen to make money off of every now and then. I'm only ever a prick to those who cross the line. Which only happens if you insult my friends or my kiwi. Anyway, if you don't like swearing, don't bitch at me for it. It's not a 'don't like, don't look' sort of things it's a "Please don't whine to me because a word hurts your feelings.".
Tumblrin'.
Posted 12 years ago
So I run two blogs, my naughty blog and my main blog. My naughty blog is for expressing my desires for my fiance, among other things, and my main blog is for.. well EVERYTHING ELSE. Don't look at my dirty blog and tell me "Your tastes are so vanilla.", I post things for my kiwi and myself. Not for you. Besides, some of the shit I am into can't even be shown on tumblr.
Soooo, GO FOLLOW ME BITCHES.
http://rnilkandhoney.tumblr.com/ (Naughty)
http://seductivelyfarts.tumblr.com/ (Not so naughty)
