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Posted 12 years ago☼
To join your local slendercult leave an offering of the following in front of the nearest Nursing home: A used diaper, 3 pennies, belly button lint and the eye of a well endowed donkey. You will receive an invitation to the Slendercult within 24 hours, within that time, make sure to check your bananas every 15 minutes and please, do not blink.
If, however you do blink, please inform your loved ones that you love them very much and say your last goodbyes within the hour.
Thank you very much,
Have a nice day.
P.S. If you have multiple limbs, your application will be automatically rejected.Where to find me during the Downtime!
Posted 12 years ago☆
http://shiverra.deviantart.com/
https://inkbunny.net/NineLives
http://seductivelyfarts.tumblr.com/ (Mostly here)
http://flightrising.com/ (NineLives is the username)
aaand
http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.p.....er=niipankittySleep is for the weeaak..
Posted 12 years ago☆
I haven't slept in two days. Mmmm my eyes burn...
MY FRIEND HAS TO DEAL WITH HIGH ASHLEY. IM SO SORRY.FKDLSJHDHKF WE HAVE BEST CONVERSATIONS. GONNA DIE. PROLLY. YEAH.
[7:48:14 PM] Ashley Kitten: GONNA SNORT COCAINE OFF A MERMAID'S TITS.
[7:48:28 PM] Dom: uh
[7:49:19 PM] Ashley Kitten: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[7:49:26 PM] Dom: no dunt
[7:49:32 PM] Ashley Kitten: DOIN IT
[7:50:09 PM] Dom: MOTORBOAT THE TITS
[7:50:11 PM] Dom: THEN FUCK HER
[7:50:25 PM] Ashley Kitten: GONNA FUCK HER WITH ME 50 FT LONG DICK
[7:50:40 PM] Dom: woh
[7:51:12 PM] Ashley Kitten: THEN I WILL THROW HER INTO A WOOD CHIPPER WHILE RIDING MIDGARD'S SERPENT INTO THE SUNSET
[7:51:41 PM] Dom: Thats so fucking metal
[7:52:31 PM] Ashley Kitten: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD LKFD
[7:52:34 PM] Ashley Kitten: MY EYES BRUN
[7:52:37 PM] Ashley Kitten: BURN(*
[7:52:41 PM] Ashley Kitten: FUCKRELJ
[7:53:59 PM] Dom: Are you high on lack of sleep>
[7:54:01 PM] Dom: ?*
[7:54:05 PM] Dom: I love it when that happens
[7:54:11 PM] Ashley Kitten: BITCH I MIGHT BE
[7:54:18 PM] Ashley Kitten: EVERYTHING IS ORANGE TINTED
[7:54:43 PM] Dom: YOU ARE INSTAGRAM
[7:54:55 PM] Ashley Kitten: Holy shit my eyes are instagram..Draggy Break Day x.x
Posted 12 years ago☆
Taking the day off today so my arm will stop being being an ass. My wrist is swollen and it really hurts to move my arm at all. I can't draw like this but I got two of the four commissions done yesterday ;;. I will start back to work again tomorrow, I just need to let my arm rest for a bit, not to mention I'm getting sick with a cold. (Typing with one hand suuucks). I hope everyone understands. D:
*rolls off and locks self in bedroom*CLOSED.
Posted 12 years ago☆
I am in real danger of having the electric fucking shut off in my house. My grandmother won't help us. I really need help. If I can raise at least a little bit of fucking money I will be eternally god damn grateful. I'm so fucking scared, I need help. I'm fucking bawling. So I am taking 5 single character ANY FETISH commissions. Each slot is $20. The thing I will not draw are humans because I really can't draw them.
THEY WILL BE FULL COMMISSIONS, THAT MEANS SHADING + SIMPLE BACKGROUND.
EXAMPLES:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11537767/ , http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11505457/ , http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11386781/
$20 ANY FETISH ANY GENDER SINGLE CHARACTER COMMISSIONS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE A SLOT PLEASE, PLEASE COMMENT OR NOTE ME AND WILL ASK FOR THE INFO AND GIVE YOU MY PAYPAL.
▲ = paid
◆ = started
.::SLOTS::
▲◆ 1. valentinfox DONE.
▲ 2. Shiro-Kitsune (x2)
▲ ◆ 3. zakurowrath DONE.
▲ 4. punkwolf88 (x2)Question. [PLEASE READ]
Posted 12 years ago☆
I have neglected updating Windows for quite some time now due to an update last year that completed fucked people's systems. If my laptop dies, I'm screwed. No money for a new one.
Have you guys had any problems with updates this year? I have an HP laptop with Windows 7 and I was wondering if it is safe to update. I mean look at all these stories about how updates fuck up their computer: http://pcsupport.about.com/b/2013/0.....ch-tuesday.htm
I'm really scared to update it. I mean it's only been a few months and I haven't had any issue due to it not being updated but please, I need an answer. ; - ;
Thank you.My to do list is empty now. .-.
Posted 12 years ago☆
*rolls*
I don't know what to do with myself now. I should be excited because I have nothing else to do but.. Weh.
Been listening to the Super Best Friendcast podcast, if you don't know what the fuck that is that is the podcast of Matt, Pat, Woolie and Liam, the friends who put together the Two Best Friends Play playthrough channel. Which is really funny and really cool. The podcast talks about gaming news and random shit and it's funny as fuck. Love it. I should do some personal art.
I should do THINGS.
All the things.
I should masturbate for like 12 hours straight.
Yeah...Fuck...[VENT]
Posted 12 years agoI don't want to do this any more... I want to go home... Far away from here.. Where the only thing I have to worry about is balancing a check book and waking up for class on time.. Making sure Kiwi hasn't forgotten anything.. and thinking about what I'm going to cook for dinner... I can deal with the normal worries of working and bills but I can't stand this. I can't stand the temptation of a knife against my skin, the feel of crushing a pill or lighting up a cigarette. The constant worry of whether or not I'm going to be homeless the next day or if I will be able to speak to my partner, the only escape I have from this hell. I am tired of fighting, I'm tired of the fear. I want to go home more than anything. This isn't home. This is prison. I want some sort of stability, I want the mundane tasks of a normal day. I want some sort of normalcy..
Sorry for the vent I just.. get fed up sometimes.. Artists I wanna commission.
Posted 12 years ago☆
I wanted to post a journal of future artists I am dying to commission. All these people I just *Q*. ONE DAY YOU PRESH BABS. ONE DAY I WILL THROW MONEY AT YOU FOR YOUR TALENTS.
Keedot
Neltruin
whitemantis
ChawkletSoup
Orange.slice
Wolfy-nail
raichul
pinstripedtiger
necrophile
iwolfie
toulouse
ms.delicious
CubiI need to get my ass into gear. .-.
Posted 12 years ago☆
I've been so unmotivated lately, I don't know what it is but I just can't bring myself to pick up a pencil to draw, let alone a tablet pen. I'll get the YCH and the commission I have done, I just need to get myself motivated. I'm pretty sure dusk-runner will kick my ass into gear. Hessuchanagomgheslikeanoldpissywife. Anyway, I will get to work. I just need to get my motivation back, if anyone wants to attempt to help with that please feel free to try. ;; I need it.
*crawls into a hole*Oh gosh guys ;;
Posted 12 years ago☆
I'm alright now, guys! It was just a misunderstanding. I'm fine, I'm okay. lrkegjelj
IN OTHER NEWS, my worthless stepfather is out of the house and we no longer have to worry about getting evicted. Which is a really good fucking thing.
ALSO.
ONLY THREE MORE MONTHS UNTIL KIWI IS HERE ;U;
We've been waiting over a year for this and I honestly can't wait to see him oh my god. BE PREPARED FOR PICTURE SPAM IN DECEMBER. OH AND COLLABS. AND THINGS.
IT'S GONNA BE SO AWESOME HELL YEAAAAH.
So yeah, I'm fine and shit.
*GIVES EVERYONE COOKIES THEN POOPS ON THIS JOURNAL*Ouch...
Posted 12 years agoI am just.. wow..
I really need a hug or something..
I can't stop crying.. just... wow...
I've been crying for like 3 hours...
I really need a hug or something..
I can't stop crying.. just... wow...
I've been crying for like 3 hours...
Dream thingies.
Posted 12 years ago☆
Well, I've been having some dreams lately, they aren't really odd, I guess. Other than the fact that this man will be in them and will literally recall other dreams I have had and the last time I saw him in one. His name is Sam, and no I didn't give him that name, it's what he told me it was. He is around 6'6", kind of lanky, about 0" gauged ears and a pierced tongue, he also has sort of long brown, almost black hair and brown eyes.
He's been showing up in my dreams for about 5 years now. Although he isn't the only reoccurring person in my dreams, he is the only one who will talk to me about the other dreams I have and is actually AWARE that he, himself, is in my dream. It's like a character breaking the fourth fucking wall.
I don't believe that the random people in dreams are just random people in your life you just happened to see passing you on the street or whatever and your brain just puts them in there. I believe dreams are something more than just a vivid hallucination as you sleep.
I should probably make a dream journal blog on tumblr or something.
But yeah, just seeing what y'all think.
GIVE ME TUTORIALS.
Posted 12 years ago☆
Link me any tutorial you have!
I need to expand my tutorial folder and I really want to improve. I have a massive tutorial folder already but an artist can always improve ;v;
Link me whatever tutorial you think I should see!
(Even tho I doubt anyone will respond to this journal //cries)Severe Thunderstorm.
Posted 12 years agoA very VERY bad thunderstorm is headed my way.
I pray it passes without problems, it's a huge damn storm and I am fucking terrified.
I have a very bad fear of thunderstorms, I really hope it goes away I'm so fucking scared. I just want to be able to talk to my kiwi..
Kiwi, I love you more than anything in the world and I'm sorry if I can't be on tonight because of this storm, I want this to go away so bad. I love you so much and I hope I can talk to you tonight. I really do.
God, please go away storm..
I pray it passes without problems, it's a huge damn storm and I am fucking terrified.
I have a very bad fear of thunderstorms, I really hope it goes away I'm so fucking scared. I just want to be able to talk to my kiwi..
Kiwi, I love you more than anything in the world and I'm sorry if I can't be on tonight because of this storm, I want this to go away so bad. I love you so much and I hope I can talk to you tonight. I really do.
God, please go away storm..
TMI TUESDAY.
Posted 12 years ago☆
TMI Tuesday? .u.
Ask me shit, yo.
I'll answer it aaall. I have no shame.1 TENTACLE COMMISSION SLOT OPEN.
Posted 12 years agoDecided to open up another tentacle commission slot.
If you want it flat coloured only it will be $35 if you want it shaded it will be $40!
The picture will look like these:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11386781/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11344999/
And I will be offering an internal shot for an extra $8 if you are interested in one.
RULES
I will do any gender, and the only species I don't want to do are ones with beaks because I really suck at beaks but if you really insist I can try. Please NO complicated characters or cubs please. Comment on journal if you are interested.
SLOT OPEN.EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS. [Please Read]
Posted 12 years agoI am in desperate need of money, we don't have enough money to pay off my laptop and ontop of that, the bills. I need to make like.. $200....
I am so sick of this happening...
I will be willing to try couple commissions too if I need to.
Here are the prices::
$10 Full body Sketch +$2 for colour.
$15 full body flat colour
$20 full body shaded.
$5-$20 for extra characters depending on complexity of character and pose.
I will not draw hard core vore, vomit, scat, cub porn, anything sexual between your character and mine or my fiance's characters, taurs, humans, or inflation.
Any questions about anything else I will and will not draw please ask.
I don't know how many slots I'll open... so I'll just start with 5 for now.
I am so sick of this happening...
I will be willing to try couple commissions too if I need to.
Here are the prices::
$10 Full body Sketch +$2 for colour.
$15 full body flat colour
$20 full body shaded.
$5-$20 for extra characters depending on complexity of character and pose.
I will not draw hard core vore, vomit, scat, cub porn, anything sexual between your character and mine or my fiance's characters, taurs, humans, or inflation.
Any questions about anything else I will and will not draw please ask.
I don't know how many slots I'll open... so I'll just start with 5 for now.
3 Cheap Flat Colour Slots! [OPEN]
Posted 12 years ago☆
Going to take three $15 single character flat coloured commissions.
You can add shading for an extra $5 if you want. .u.
Please check my Commission Info to see what I what I won't draw. If you would like a slot please comment with your reference sheet and I will note you the paypal. The picture will not be started until payment has been sent.
If you have read this please put 'periwinkle' in your comment somewhere.
Here is what it will look like::
Example 1
Example 2
Example 3 [w / texture]
Example 4 [Shaded]
.::SLOTS::.
1. OPEN
2. OPEN
3. OPEN
Oh hot damn, this is my jam.
Posted 12 years ago☆
So, A couple weeks ago I got extremely bored and signed up for, I know some of you will laugh, AnimalJam. Why is it so addicting??? I've been hoarding plushies. I have at least 45 plushies in my den, not counting the amount of extras I have of plushies I already have. This game is actually really fun, DESPITE what my fiance thinks. Wittle grumpykins he is.
Anywhore, so, what does Ashley do when she's not working on commissions?
http://i.imgur.com/kMC7nmn.png
Yup.TENTACLE COMMISSION SLOT. [CLOSED]
Posted 12 years ago☆
I am offereing 1 Full body, full colour, single character slot!
Click the ✦ for examples.
I WILL ALSO BE OFFERING ONE FULL BODY SINGLE CHARACTER TENTACLE PICTURE FOR $40.
♧ Full Body Full Colour:: $25
✦✦ ✦ ✦
♧ Full Tentacle Piece:: $40
✦
They will both have simple backgrounds (Flat colour, textured, etc.). Saving up for a gift for my Fiance. ;;
PLEASE COMMENT BELOW IF YOU WOULD LIKE A SLOT AND I WILL NOTE YOU IF YOU GOT IT.
.::Slots::.
TENTACLE SLOT:: Ekou
FULL SINGLE CHARACTER:: OPEN.I screwed up 57% of my teenage life
Posted 12 years ago☆
[ ] Kissed someone before dating
[ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 0
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 4
[x] Got your mom, dad, sister, etc. to get you out of school
[ ] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 8
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[ ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 10
[ ] Threw something at the teacher
[ ] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Failed a class
[ ] Ate food during class
Total so far: 11
[ ] Been called the worst student
[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 13
[x] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied/Shared homework
[x] Got in trouble with the principal
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 19
Multiply total by 3 for title.." Post as "I screwed up __% of my teenage life".
[ ] Kissed someone before dating
[ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 0
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 4
[x] Got your mom, dad, sister, etc. to get you out of school
[ ] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 8
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[ ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 10
[ ] Threw something at the teacher
[ ] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Failed a class
[ ] Ate food during class
Total so far: 11
[ ] Been called the worst student
[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 13
[x] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied/Shared homework
[x] Got in trouble with the principal
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 19
Multiply total by 3 for title.." Post as "I screwed up __% of my teenage life".
Art for Me Account!
Posted 12 years ago☆
I started an account for all the artwork done for me. Woo, uploaded all that sexy shit. .u. Go check it out for amazing artists! OUO
4 FULL BODY SKETCH SLOTS. [FULL.]
Posted 12 years ago☆
I am opening up 4 full body, single character, wing-it sketch slots!
they will be $10 and if you want colour you can get it for an extra $5! .u.
They will look like these:
Example 1
Example 2
Example 3
Please comment with your ref and I will note you with the paypal, I will begin as soon as payment is sent! Please check my Commission Information for what I will not draw. Thank you~
.::Slots::.
1. KZBCavemanFTI
2. KZBCavemanFTI
3. UnforgivenShadow
4. AmadeusDamianoSelling Characters!
Posted 12 years ago☆
My sissu and I are selling our old babbies ;^;
Please go check them out, we need the money and we don't use them any more~
Her Character Sale: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4936069/
My Character Sale: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11308477/
Feels so weird to let Shiv go after all this time. o-o
