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99.163.98.165

Yes I'm doing more of these. And this time I'm making text clickable instead of displaying the ugly link. So if it's just bold, you can click it.

So welcome to NN, where we filter out the bullshit (AKA political) news, so you don't have to.

HERPA DERP


So, there's a dude in jail that's been given the green light to sue the prison he's in claiming they were negligent and of course he plays the race card. So what lead to this you might ask? The reason I even bring this up? It's because he claims that a rat bit him on the penis. I just can't take this seriously XD


I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or cringe, but apparently someone broke into someone else's house and stole some cocaine and started to snort it. Oh wait, that wasn't cocaine was it? Haha, nope! It was the ashes of a dead guy.


And the stupidity keeps on going. Thieves in Germany fuck things up and get themselves stuck. So what do they do? Well call the cops of course!


Derp. Derp. Derp. Derp. Derp.Derp. Derp. Derp. This guy should write a book about what he did and title it
What not to do if you're a criminal.


So, I know some people don't like wikileaks, but this is just fucking stupid. I'm sorry that wikileaks scared you so bad you wet yourself, but it's the real world, grow up.


Stuff I found funny


My boss linked me to this, it's an awesome ventriloquist act. It's a bit old, but still funny :P


Furries like animals right? Well how about a Cross-eyed opossum in Germany that got worldwide attention?


Oh ho...NASA...you're silly, but I'm sure quite a few people would volunteer to help you study sex in space.


In soviet Russia, fox shoots YOU. (Btw Forest, this is what had me laughing the other day.)


So this next one had me cracking up not because of the story (Chihuahua nearly gets taken by an owl for dinner), but because of the two comments that are second/third most rated.
"JQEngland
its well known fact throughout the owl community that Chihuahuas are good eatin..."
"MPWRR
One owl to another, "Think I'll have Mexican for dinner tonight, I spy a Chihuahua!"
I'm such a vore, sorry XD;


A comedian who's the first result on google if you search the word fluffy.


I wasn't sure whether to put this in this section or the next, but now I have another excuse for next time I don't wash my clothes for awhile. Granted, it won't be a 15 month gap =P


SCIENCE


Google is hosting an online science fair. Two words: Kick. Ass. I'm jealous of kids these days D: *never got to compete in a Science Fair*


In Sweden they're working to find a use for excess body heat.


Watson is awesome. A lot of people are bagging on him, but lets see YOU build a robot that can play jeopardy.


Video Games


No, I'm not going to bring up that apparently the apocalypse is this year. For years everyone joked about it, and now it looks like Duke Nukem Forever (and the apocalypse) have been given a release date of May 3rd. ...Oh wait, I just did, OH WELL.


Valve continues to prove that it's an awesome company. With the exception of halo and other horrible 2 year old filled FPS games on X-Box Live, I've wanted computer ports to be able to play with their console conuterparts since FOREVER. Also, getting a PC copy for buying the ps3 copy is awesome, so if you're going to buy it and you have a ps3, there is NO REASON not to get it for ps3.


Sports


What? Nin hates sports. Well yes, but I found these next two stories amusing.


First we have an awesome football (not american football, cue the SOCCER ISN'T A REAL SPORT LOLOLOL idiot American mindset) play, and second we have a bowler who gets a strike...in the wrong lane!


Last, but not least...we have some stories that I find
Fucking Damn Awesome


First up we have Guitar Hero + flames The pyro from tf2 is probably working on making one of these this very second.


And second, we have the story of a man who's life was saved by his cell phone when the battery stopped a bullet. Guy says he's going to be brand loyal, and fuck I don't blame him, I would be too.


And that's all I've got, I'll try to do these weekly, I got lazy last week.

And believe it or not, this is it.
http://twitpic.com/3rvqdv
The computer itself still works fine.
99.48.115.165 is the IP, port is default so you don't need to add a port number.
---edit
lol, server went down last night, i neglected to turn off the "SLEEP AFTER AN HOUR" setting on it, whoooops.
Fixed.

So, who has it? I noticed kee and fausk online so far.

Also, sadly, my beta levels don't get transferred over ):
Ahh well, I helped find a few bugs, so it was worth it.

Maybe one day I'll be able to draw as well as my mind and simply draw some of this, but until then, I want to share this without making people's eyes bleed :P

Keep in mind some of this is about a month old, since I MEANT to do this back in december. But the the holiday came and I forgot where I put the TXT file and i was just like, screw it D:

Anyway, the whole point of this is to put out there news that I find either interesting or funny, though there will be plenty of "what the fuck is this shit" news.


http://shopping.yahoo.com/articles/.....-nobody-wants/
So, this, this is just wierd. Most of these gifts you'll scroll through and just be like, "yeah these are lame/stupid/slightly funny"
Then you come to the Peekaru.
That image will give me nightmares until the day I die.


http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/te.....iref=allsearch
Now, you may or may not know I hate our school system with a passion. BUT, this is pretty freaking cool. Creating and programming lego robots? I would have signed up to do that IN A HEARTBEAT as a kid.


Hey, this is an art site, right? Sure this isn't furry related art stuff, but this is still pretty cool:
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Mus.....ex.html?hpt=C2
This really speaks for itself, I must say it's damn impressive.


Oh what, you want more art? Well, how about these awesome photographs?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/yahooe.....7625550600212/
My personal favorite is the glasses.


Drat, I had a really cool video of this dude singing on the subway, but it seems the video has since been taken down. I don't remember any details about the guy other than his voice was damn fucking good.


Now, this one is just plain stupid. so CNN ran an article about hungry children, and used this as the thumbnail.
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/i......hunger.ts.jpg
This does not look like a hungry child. It looks like a child that only got one slice of cake and wants two more |:


Ok, trying to skip over most negative stories I have, but that one doesn't require too much. Moving on, we have...well...this woman.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolo.....underwear.html
I couldn't stop laughing when I read this article. How much bad luck can you get? But to be fair, it's her own damn fault for hanging her underwear out for everyone to see.


Ahh, this next one I just kinda chuckled at, and from here on out the stories will be recent xP
http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/01/0.....ss_igoogle_cnn
To quote the article...
"People who had sex once or twice a week had 30 percent more infection-fighting immunoglobulin A (IgA) in their saliva than those who didn't do the deed as often"
So, go have sex more, your doctor COMMANDS IT.


http://web.media.mit.edu/~marcelo/cornucopia/
*drool*


http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/innova......html?hpt=Sbin
I fucking love T9 (I started accepting texts because of it), and I've heard swype is pretty damn good. Therefore, this dude is awesome.


http://www.thinq.co.uk/2011/1/5/fir.....mware-arrives/
So recently the ps3 got jailbroken, broken wide open with keys, and now it has a custom firmware, which will probably invite piracy abounds and in turn make sony lose plenty of sales.
What's the moral of the story sony? Don't piss off the nerdy guys by removing support for linux. They will come back to bite your ass. HARD.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-e.....nment-12111936
SCIENCE!


And last, but most certainly not least, we have...this.
Further proving to the world that Japan comes up with the weirdest shit EVER,, we have...the urinal video game.
http://singularityhub.com/2011/01/0.....-the-restroom/



So yeah, that's it for right now. I might do these every week, I might not. I dunno, but I just felt like doing this now.
If you didn't like it...sorry D:
Why the fuck are you watching me anyway |:

I feel so lonely D:
Ahh well.
Work on Tuesday too ><
TIME WENT TO FAST ;.;
Except for when I was driving.
That went far too slow x.x

I haven't seen FA without an ad blocker for a year at least.
God damn the ads are far more annoying now.
I don't blame FA at all, sites need money to keep going, but still, ugh x.x
Also, I head back home today, work on Tuesday. The break just flew by. . .
I'm both excited, since I'll be able to play the shiny steam games I got, but sad because I'll miss everyone here ):

But yeah, neverwinter nights 2 and guild wars, anyone play those? x:

Spent it bothering  surge and  lukesnowcat and other people I don't know and I'm terrible with names.
Woo.

I got a key for it over the weekend, but they didn't do them right ):
But I got another email today with a correct code.
So
Yay <3

Not because I lost my job, but because HP closes from next wednesday until january 4th (with the exception of business critical operations, which I'm not), and since I'm on contract and not an HP employee, I don't get paid for holidays. So in essence, I'm fired for two weeks.
I can actually go collect unemployment these two weeks (and apparently one of my coworkers who's been here for 5 years does), but eh, I'm going to save it for when I really need it.

Point being, if anyone wants to do anything, my schedule is pretty free those two weeks :P
With the obvious exception being Christmas day, since I'll spend that with my family.

https://tv.rockstargames.com/videos.....1FE992B1418A12

This is what I meant to post earlier, lol.
Thankfully no one reads these anyway X:

There's actually something very interesting about this picture, other than the obvious, but i doubt anyone will catch it.

http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/.....onaleMonza.jpg

Not for the violence
Not for the driving
But simply because this game can be oh so silly.

https://tv.rockstargames.com/videos.....AD294ACA6776DC
https://tv.rockstargames.com/videos.....8203490ABDFD47

Poor quality because I do a thousand things at once, and don't feel like pushing my system.
So I play in a low res.

Personally? I have kinda mixed feelings.

On the one had, it's that many less images I may see on the front page that make me vomit.
On the other hand, the fact that fa banned it is kinda lame. Though, I can totally understand, these guys need money to keep the site up. No money, no site.

Which is another thing, there are so many people whining and bawwing at FA/dragoneer about this decision. Stop. If you really want to make a difference, go whine at AlertPay and try to get them to repeal their decision. The root of the problem, again, is no money, no site. If you can convince AlertPay to be OK with it, guess what? The ban will probably go away.

http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/.....eFolf/Rome.jpg
:B

Looking at the rates, being able to split the cost of a room would be awesome.

Because saying 21 years old sounds lame.
Can't wait for tonight, going to have an awesome dinner~
Bed nao~

Finally here xP
Birthday is monday, I get thursday/friday off.
*yays*

naomieemch735:

NinTheFolf: who's this.

naomieemch735: Hello there.. My name is Mrs Whooty.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory :)

NinTheFolf: uh-huh.

naomieemch735: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?

NinTheFolf: this is a stupid bot isn't it?

naomieemch735: Can i ask you a quest?

NinTheFolf: thought so.

naomieemch735: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?

NinTheFolf: yes.

naomieemch735: Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....

NinTheFolf: no thanks.

naomieemch735: lol Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine...

NinTheFolf: sucks. I don't want to see it.

naomieemch735: ok let me set up my camera for you honey..

NinTheFolf: it's like talking to a wall.

naomieemch735: um goto <url removed> and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite on the left!

NinTheFolf: or it's like talking to a furry
NinTheFolf: they think no means yes

naomieemch735: Don't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register

NinTheFolf: oh don't worry, i'm not worried at all, since I have no interest

naomieemch735: fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now

NinTheFolf: sucks. Still not interested.

naomieemch735: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

NinTheFolf: The retarded color.

naomieemch735: I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register

NinTheFolf: How about you stop wasting my time and shut up? :D

naomieemch735: Baby I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!

NinTheFolf: Ew.

naomieemch735: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...

NinTheFolf: You're going to be waiting for a long ass time.
NinTheFolf: Kinda like my prom date was the day after
NinTheFolf: ZING.

naomieemch735: i'll be waiting for you! Goto <url removed> and Join!

NinTheFolf: ok, bye.

Oh my god guys, it's fucking amazing <3
If you enjoyed 1 and/or 2, you MUST get this game.

Annoying? Check
Has users up in arms? Check
Doesn't actually do anything to stop what it's trying to stop? Check.
I can 100% guarantee you that if someone wanted to slip a bomb onto a plane, they could make it happen.
TSA does NOTHING except inconvenience it's users. (and create jobs...which is good...I GUESS.)
It's simply an illusion of security, you're not actually secure.

I flew not too long after 9/11 to go to disney, it was fine, i just had to take my shoes off when going through the metal detector.
No big deal.
But this...this is bullshit.
Now, I'm not an unreasonable guy, and I'm not going to be like 99% of America who just says FUCK YOU JUST STOP.
Because lets face it people, they're going to stop the day pigs fly and politicians stop lying to us.
(or if one of those scans ends up being a cause of death, but that's going to be awhile)

So here's an idea, ask the fliers for a preferred gender for who pats them down. I would NOT mind being felt up by a good looking chick :P *brick'd*

I've been sick in bed the past 3 days, it's nice to get back to my computer.

I'm also horribly addicted to Animal Crossing: Wild World for the DS. AGAIN.
So if you have it, let me know.
If you don't and you own a DS, WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU HAVE IT GO GET IT NOW |:
This game has a retarded huge amount of replayability, I come back every couple of months and get hooked for a couple of weeks.
Was my second online game (first was mario kart), by far my most played DS game I own.
If this thing logged hours it would a huge number.

Then I hit f9 to load my file from a few moments before his death. Because killing innocents is wrong, and you should never do it permanently.

Anyway, I'm finally done with my stupid project at work. I've been severely drained from all the complications this thing had -.-
It's being sent to Berlin, and since I can't obtain a passport in less than a week, I don't have to worry about it any longer, woo!
Hopefully I'll get back to drawing now.

You can now hide comments, both yours and those on your submissions.
It's about fucking time.
That is all.
PS
ALL YOUR COMMENTS WILL BE HIDDEN |:<
PSS
you can't seem to unhide comments. Oh well.
PSSS
Oh, that's probably because, in essence, it's not HIDING them, but deleting. Interesting.
PSSSS
at least, that's how it shows in the inbox. apparently admins can still access them.

HolyShitIt'sReallyFuckingAwesome.

Spent all of today making parts of heatman's stage. The best part? It has the vanishing blocks that everyone loathes.