Neat raffle http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7421483/

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6995845/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6995845/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6995845/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6995845/

Go and check it out!

Worst case scenario nothing happens, best case you get free art!!!

2024 seriously: https://bdsmtest.org/r/vVCawyXA

2024 casual: https://bdsmtest.org/r/j5L9XUZc

2023 update: https://bdsmtest.org/r/DhN36nwb

2022 again: https://bdsmtest.org/r/hrSPq9Zv

2022 update: https://bdsmtest.org/r/UzVeBNXK

Update: seems a year and a half changed some things for me: https://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=3172285

Well, tried this for fun after seeing  cuddlypants do it, so here it is:

== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
96% Switch
84% Experimentalist
84% Primal (Predator)
83% Non-monogamist
80% Daddy/Mommy
80% Masochist
79% Girl/Boy
77% Primal (Prey)
68% Bondage Giver
66% Bondage Receiver
66% Submissive
65% Brat
63% Pervert
61% Slave
59% Brat Tamer
58% Dominant
55% Master/Mistress
54% Voyeur
53% Sadist
50% Exhibitionist
29% Degradation Giver
25% Vanilla
24% All-Rounder
20% Degradation Receiver

See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=67917

Uitleg van de bovenste resultaten:

Archetype details

Switch (96%)

Switches like to... well, switch. Always taking a dominant or top position is not for them, neither is always taking a submissive or bottom position. Some prefer to switch with the same partner or partners, others have a dominant play partner and a submissive play partner, but in either case they don't fit on one end point of the spectrum.

Switches typically pair up with other switches.

Experimentalist (84%)

Experimentalists want to have tried it all. An open mind and an insatiable curiosity are their key features, and they will rarely form an opinion before they have gathered first hand experience. They often have plenty of fantasies and will actively pursue to try them out.

Experimentalists typically pair up with other experimentalists.

Primal (Predator) (84%)

Primals are mainly focused on their natural instincts and they enjoy letting their inner animal out during sex. The key part for primals play is that the participants show their raw, emotional sexual feelings during play. All of the labels, roles, and protocols go out the window, and the prey can become a snarling, growing, clawing animal hell-bent on getting away from its predator (you).

Predators typically pair up with preys.

Non-monogamist (83%)

Non-monogamists don't see sexuality as necessarily a 1 on 1 thing. Whether this means they will have several relationships or just see other people outside their relationship (or have even more exquisite constructions) depends entirely on the person and the situation, but they all have one thing in common: their sexuality is more than just between them and one fixed partner.

Non-monogamists typically pair up with (several) other non-monogamists.

Daddy/Mommy (80%)

Daddies/Mommies take on a caretaker role in the relationship, being a guide as much a dominant. Daddies/Mommies dominate their little treasure submissives with an iron fist in a velvet glove: much cuddly and affectionate on the outside, while being as sturdy and hard on the inside as other dominants. Using subtle psychological mechanisms rather than brute power, they nurture their littles into obedience.

Daddies/Mommies typically pair up with girls/boys.

Masochist (80%)

Masochists enjoy receiving (certain types of) pain from their partner(s), usually in a sexual context. Masochism is independent of pain tolerance: it is purely about the ability to enjoy certain levels of pain.

Masochists typically pair up with sadists.

Girl/Boy (79%)

Littles (girls/boys) are submissive spirits that mix childlike innocence with naughty sexual curiosity. They long for a nurturing loving dominant who plays a guiding, almost parental role in their lives. While they require a softer approach to be dominated than most other submissives, their submission can go a lot deeper and sometimes rival those of slaves.

Girls/boys typically pair up with daddies/mommies.

I never had one before, I'm social to a great extent, no problems talking to strangers or anything, but today it happened.

Today is freedom day in the Netherlands, where we celebrate being freed by the Allied in WW2.

There's this big festival (bevrijdings pop) where me and friends wanted to go to, but I had to work the first half of the day, so I would be there later.

Going on the train with some other friends who happened to also go to the festival, nothing wrong so far.

I carried a self made speaker box with me to play music there if we were chilling in the grass.

We arrive at the station and walk to the festival entrance (just one of many) and I'm told I can't bring my speaker, have to go back home or hide it there under a fence at my own risk. (their words)

So I hide it, but I really don't like it, and it's the first piece of stress.

Then I call my friends, which was hard because the phone system was under heavy load due to thousands of people, and after failing to get a landmark they recognize I arrange to send my location so they can come to me.

Then my phone warns me that the battery is almost empty. More stress.

After half an hour and still no friends I'm starting to feel more stressed. I try but am unable to call any of them. Stress intensifies.

Re-enabling my Internet at intervals to safe battery I then get a message that they are near the main stage, and "from the stage left between a bar and money building". Instructions not clear, I'm really starting to feel bummed and stressed.

I've walked everywhere, but there where literally thousands of people there, and you had to squeeze yourself between them to get through the crowd. For the first time a crowd was too overwhelming.

After stil not finding them I started to panic, I couldn't think, everything was making noise around me and I had to fight not to cry.

I really didn't like it. I really wanted to be with them, but I couldn't take it anymore, so I went, luckily was able to grab my speaker and went back to the station.

I overused my electric cigarette, but the nicotine calmed me somewhat down, but I took too much, which I knew, so on the train I also started to feel ill.

I was able to talk to my boyfriend, and that helped a little, but I spilled some coke/cola which made people stare and made we feel guilty, which didn't help with how I felt already.

In the end I spend money and time only to completely break down and go back home, and it sucked and now I don't want to go ever again, so bad was the experience.

Sorry for the wall of text

Chance to get free art: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5654564/ ^^

Sharing a mental connection, similar believes, feel each other, some how know each other.

May I call it love?

Have the times tried to erode our bond?

Not an introduction but a recollection.

I don't really know, but it feels good having him, then or now.

'cause I gained something I never lost but never knew.

And now I'm more whole, and happy.


Thanks.

<3

Year went by fast, and now I'm apparently 21. (is it bad that I don't know for sure?)

So, my friends dog was hit by a car (which didn't stop) and is now at the vet.

Operation isn't cheap, so if you can spare a dollar or more it would be great!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5572531/

How I feel right now?

Image me saying "Why?", "I Hate love" and just me breathing.

However, I began saying those words whilst shouting, very angry, throwing my arms around, then slowly changing in me saying those words whilst sobbing, almost unable to speak, softly hitting the floor.

Yeah, that's how I'm feeling.

Fuck this world, guess I'll start drinking to stop the tears, who knows?

The moment you only get 300kBps using WIFI (my room is the furthest away of the router).

So I connect my Nexus 5 through USB and set it to tether my mobile internet.

Getting a stable 3MBps, (Byte, not bit), Sweet!

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you love me?
5. Give me a nickname and explain why.
6. Describe me in 1 word.
7. What was your first impression of me?
8. Would you hug me?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13. Would you meet up with me?
14. Do you enjoy having me as a friend?
15. Would you spend some quality time with me?

Only my brother really knows about furries and that I'm one.
My mother knows a little and that I went to a furry rave party.

Well, my little sister got a kigurumi (she calls it a "onsie" and we where taking about it during dinner.

Suddenly my father said I also had one, "a furry". Apparently he saw a Facebook notification when I affirmed that I was going to a meet, he searched and learned that it's people who have a suit, not entirely correct but could be worse.

Then my sister (13) said she saw them on a program on the television, 'de 25 meest rare hobbies' , the 25 strangest hobbies (dutch show).

Ok, they didn't do a bad depiction.

"yeah, I also searched it, and only got strange pictures"

Commence choking on food...

Me: "w-w-what kind of pictures?"

"pictures of foxes doing dirty things"

She then proceeds to show the picture to my dad and stepmother, then to me: husky lifting weights laying on its back whilst a fox goes and does what foxes do.

I remember the artist's name for 'research' and then try to make sure they understand it's not the norm, my father laughs saying dirty fox and I quickly change the subject.


Why, why me?

[F5]


Image by  kwinz
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/11851228/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXAoG8vAyzI

Quick and easy explanation right there!

Not expecting much reactions here, but hey, why not?

stolen from  whitealpha
[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the opposite sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[x] tried drugs
TOTAL: 7

[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die.
TOTAL: 17

[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[x] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL: 25

[x] been to a wild party.
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[x] owned a hardcore metal CD
TOTAL: 33

[x] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed lolita
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[x] laughed at someone's pain
[x] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL: 40

[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert.
[x] dry-humped someone
[ ] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[x] installed speakers in your car
[x] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 47

[ ] considered Ludicrous your favorite rapper
[ ] seen an R-rated movie in theater
[ ] cruised on mail
[x] skipped school
[ ] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL: 51


[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[ ] licked a stranger
[x] been verbally harassed
[x] been physically harassed
TOTAL: 57

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[x] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
GRAND: 67


If You Have Less Than 10...Write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10...Write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 20...Write [I'm bad kid]
If You Have More Than 30...Write [I'm a bad influence]
If You Have More Than 40...Write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have More Than 50...Write [I should be in jail]
If you have More Than 60...Write [I should be shot]
If You Have More Than 70...Write [I should be dead]

Yes, here is the info: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4895690/

Thunder makes me really happy. And hyper.
So it's nice that we have lighting and thunder right now, makes it easy to sleep ^^

Dear  NimbleCat,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my boyfriend.
I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear but keeping your glass eye as a memory.

You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and the apartment building is on fire.

Your new world emperor,
 noctisignem


How to do this meme:

***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).(12),~(your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?

January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?

One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The first letter in your last name?

A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?

Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - your new world emperor

So yeah, a very very good friend of mine has started a raffle.

If you want to join, just click the link and follow her instructions (and yeah, it needs to be in a sentence): www.furaffinity.net/view/11071782/

So, I'm on my way (together with what seems to be half off the population) to vacation!

Yay!

I'll be in Croatia for two weeks, and with some luck I'll have Internet there!

Copy pasta from

[■] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[■] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[■] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back (I like balls. no homo, maybe)

Total: 3

[■] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[■] you love fish/meat (Meat and Milk, and Mead)
[■] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car. (them windz)
[■] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with

Total: 4

[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime
[■] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[■] you bite people if they annoy you (just as a warning)
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[■] milk or water is your favourite drink (Milk, so much!)

Total: 3

[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it (not yet, but soon...)
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[■] you enjoy long walks in the park (wroof!)
[■] you meow/bark when you see something you want (both)

Total: 2

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[■] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[■] you really enjoy cuddling
[■] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up (saying heyo....)
[■] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around

Total: 4


[■] you have your favourite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[■] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[■] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand (and then release them)
[■] you tend to chew on stuff a lot (mostly food in my terms)
[■] you like to do tricks to get a treat

Total: 5

[■] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[■] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better (doesn't everybody do this :$ )
[■] you look for edible stuff often (way too often)

Total: 3

[■] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time (squirrels)
[■] you like to say hi to strangers
[■] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[■] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[■] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water (I whip my hair back and forth)

Total: 5

Final total: 29

Guess I'll try it, though my "follower base" isn't that big xD

So yeah, ask anything, English or Dutch.

Started reading it yesterday, now at page 2723, so addicting.

"The comic uses a combination of static images, animated GIFs, instant message logs, Flash animations and games created in HTML5. It has been noted for its unusual length – over 6000 pages as of 15 March 2013 since 2009 – and complex plot."

Read it: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?g.....tosave&s=6

"A chemical malfunction is not a chemical fuck up."

I am who I am, and I love myself for being me, and those who think otherwise can either shut up or meet my chemically imbalanced fist!