well if the mods get it in their heads that a goatman who couldn't look more adult if he tried pooping his pants is in violation of something-or-other and twitter (currently X) is being twitter (currently X) as usual I might as well migrate over to that shiny not-twitter everyone's checking out at the moment:

https://nonameavailable.bsky.social

and to try out a little something and try to do a little more writing again I've decided to start a little kinda-sorta-CYOA thing about the big guy himself and you get to contribute if you like! still in the trial phase, but it's better than doing nothing, right? more info down here:

https://bsky.app/profile/nonameavai...../3l7ohkzjvp22q

where am I supposed to post my impromptu diapered goat dad thoughts now

toby why was this scene in the convenience store

the dog has found out what I've repeatedly done with his characters so now he makes me delete all my commissions

the lad who done did that three parter for me is looking to get into the comm game so maybe you wanna give him a shot too?

may 2021 at least have the decency to be shitty in an interesting way

And e heppy nu jia

when the hell did that happen

who knows what you'll get

[lack of comprehension intensifies]

one part of me thinks it's corona
another part of me thinks it's companies wisening up and realizing these jokes are either not funny or them going "here's this cool thing that's not gonna happen" which isn't funny in its own way
yet another part of me suspects my growing distance from everything around me to be responsible
part no. 4 wants to go to my other social media outlets and turn my identity on here into a prank with the joke being that it isn't one
the last part stands behind part no. 4 with a sawn off shotgun and kindly asks to reconsider

eeeeeh, ma-corona

at the same time, it feel like both a hundred years and ten minutes have passed

gonna take me ages getting used to this

oh, and, uh, happy new year and such

 gingerail needs cash and they need it badly

so if you like what you see how 'bout you throw 'em some money for a commish over 'ere

...but it wasn't one of my commissions being used for one of those gif mate roulettes

like I appreciate they seemed to like it enough to use it and all, I'm more confused that this is the one that stuck out to them enough to use it?

feel free to ask me shit

it's like those TMI blogs except your questions can be about whatever

when you want to talk to people, but you don't know how to start a conversation, or even if you do get into one you don't know how to keep it going only a few minutes in

>check FA
>"9F"
>all withdrawn

what did they mean by this

I realized that most the artists I know are either not taking commissions at all or too busy with other things right now to consider freeing up time in their schedule for my niche interests, and just in time for me actually having some money to spend on them again

so if you know any artists that do the sort of thing I'm into (obviously in exchange for cash, I don't wanna be a freeloader), feel free to tell me

this time it's a bunch of music

w

why

I cannot accept

nor defy

nor deny

doomed to live out this eternal conflict of interests

how is FA incapable of downscaling user icons on its own when it can do that "perfectly" with submissions