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Posted 14 years agoso, now is the time to shine...everyone please comment on this journal and leave me some ideas, then i will post the best ones i find and let everyone vote and the winner will be the next furmeet ^.^
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
Posted 14 years agoHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!
ill be spending the day alone as usual so if anyone wants to hangout, hit me up with a text or call me...
ill be spending the day alone as usual so if anyone wants to hangout, hit me up with a text or call me...
yet another joke journal ^^
Posted 14 years agoCheating Wife
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home he asks the cab driver if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her
in the act. For $100, the cab driver agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cab driver tip toe into the
bedroom.The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back.
And there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership,
HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cab driver and says, 'What would you do?
The cab driver replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he
catches cold.'
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home he asks the cab driver if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her
in the act. For $100, the cab driver agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cab driver tip toe into the
bedroom.The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back.
And there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership,
HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cab driver and says, 'What would you do?
The cab driver replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he
catches cold.'
for those of whom need a laugh...read..
Posted 14 years agoJohn was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
At 5:30 that afternoon, his 11 year old son, Tommy, returned home from school two hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John..
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy.
The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked his mother, Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I am ashamed of you son," said John. When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."
The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears, and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
At 5:30 that afternoon, his 11 year old son, Tommy, returned home from school two hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John..
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy.
The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked his mother, Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I am ashamed of you son," said John. When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."
The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears, and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
EVERYONE MUST READ!!!!
Posted 14 years agoto everyone who has, is, or was attending MFM must read this article done in 2005 by the memphis flyer
http://www.memphisflyer.com/memphis.....nt?oid=1122668
personally, i found this kinda funny and heart warming.
http://www.memphisflyer.com/memphis.....nt?oid=1122668
personally, i found this kinda funny and heart warming.
LATE FURMEET NOTICE!!
Posted 15 years ago
and 
are doing lazor tag at the lazor quest in the poplar plaza in memphis saturday at 6pm...then movies and (if everyone can chip in some money) PIZZA!!...and then video games...rsvp if you can make it ^^convention
Posted 15 years agoim trying to get all the furgroups here in tennessee together for one big group meet...basically a convention.
if anyone can help me please PM me and we shall chat
other than that nothing else much is goin on in my life.
so how is everyone else doin?
if anyone can help me please PM me and we shall chat
other than that nothing else much is goin on in my life.
so how is everyone else doin?
NEW JOKE JOURNAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 15 years agoIf you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!
We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point here she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car .
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment...
'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh and how did the first date turn out?
He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point here she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car .
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment...
'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh and how did the first date turn out?
He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
I got follied XwX
Posted 15 years agoyep...I mistakenly commented on one of my friend's journals without reading it all the way... And got sucked into a meme thinger-ma-bob. lol
The first 9 people who comment on this journal will be featured here, along with three submissions chosen from their gallery by myself.
If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing the list with 9 other people. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone.
Only art or crafts created by you yourself! :D
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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3984284/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4623319/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4934507
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The first 9 people who comment on this journal will be featured here, along with three submissions chosen from their gallery by myself.
If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing the list with 9 other people. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone.
Only art or crafts created by you yourself! :D
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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3984284/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4623319/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4934507
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IM STILL ALIVE
Posted 15 years agoI'm just getting over bronchitis and some other things...trying to stop smoking >.<...not really working all to good...got laid off of work, broke...nd searching for a job...all the while im on a diet..so im hungry, needing a smoke, and taking anti biotics whilst im looking for work ugh....
life sucks..but on the brighter note
I HAS A MATE ^^
life sucks..but on the brighter note
I HAS A MATE ^^
Ha...HA....HAPPY NEW YEAR..
Posted 15 years agoHAPPY NEWYEAR EVERYONE!!! *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
christmas presents
Posted 15 years agoso far ive recieved (not opened i just know exactly what they are...i watched them get wraped) a cd rack, a sweater, and 2 movies....but the thing is..i give all my freinds (the ones i hang with often) presents for christmas and their birthdays...but ive never once received a present from anyone besides "santa", my dad, and my mom...other than that no one else gives me anything...its the thought that counts...i wouldnt mind if it was a sock...just one sock..not a pair of socks...just one sock...it would tell me that you thought of me enough to give me something.
and those of whom received gifts from me, merry christmas and the best wishes for the year to come.
and those of whom received gifts from me, merry christmas and the best wishes for the year to come.
IM FED-UP!!!!!!!
Posted 15 years agoive had ENOUGH of this shit....IM GETTING BACK INTO ART!!!
im gonna start drawing landscapes first...just to get used to the shading and textures..then im gonna try to draw ferral animals..then im gonna move to anthros...im gonna start with a christmas tree ^^;
im gonna draw it tomarrow and when im finished ill scan it and post it to the net
im gonna start drawing landscapes first...just to get used to the shading and textures..then im gonna try to draw ferral animals..then im gonna move to anthros...im gonna start with a christmas tree ^^;
im gonna draw it tomarrow and when im finished ill scan it and post it to the net
Furmeet and Comic books for sale!
Posted 15 years agomy freind klyde is gonna join us at the furmeet im holding this saturday at the ihop in millington next to the walmart at noon.
hes bringing box upon box of kewl comics and furry books with him, some clean and some for mature audiences (all are good to read ) and hes looking to sell them for a couple bucks a pop...
hes bringing box upon box of kewl comics and furry books with him, some clean and some for mature audiences (all are good to read ) and hes looking to sell them for a couple bucks a pop...
IM BACK FROM THE BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 15 years agoi just got back today at 1:40 p.m. is when i arrived in memphis and now IM BACK!
Goodbye...
Posted 15 years agoyes..the title is correct..im leaving FA and the furry fandom for 60 days..i was called this morning to go to work back on the towboat for 60 days..maybe more...ill be without internet, and little if not any cellphone service.
While im gone,
tempestpanda will be watching over my fur group 
goodluck to everyone and ill see ya christmas
While im gone,
tempestpanda will be watching over my fur group 
goodluck to everyone and ill see ya christmas
Nice guys STILL finish last
Posted 15 years agoi snatched this from 
♥To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"
♥To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"
♥To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her
♥To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
♥To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls
♥To every guy that said he would die for her.
♥To every guy that really would.
♥To every guy that did what she wanted to die for
♥To every guy that cried in front of her...
♥To every guy that she cried in front of...
♥To every guy that holds hands with her.
♥To every guy that kisses her with meaning..
♥To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
♥To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
♥To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
♥To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
♥To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to
see her for ten minutes
♥To every guy that would give his seat up...
♥To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
♥To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
♥To every guy who told his secrets to her.
♥To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath.
♥To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
♥To every guy that believed in her dreams.
♥To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them
♥To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
♥To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door
♥To every guy that gave his heart.
♥To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with: "Nice guys STILL finish last "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy"
♥To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"
♥To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"
♥To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her
♥To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
♥To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls
♥To every guy that said he would die for her.
♥To every guy that really would.
♥To every guy that did what she wanted to die for
♥To every guy that cried in front of her...
♥To every guy that she cried in front of...
♥To every guy that holds hands with her.
♥To every guy that kisses her with meaning..
♥To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
♥To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
♥To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
♥To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
♥To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to
see her for ten minutes
♥To every guy that would give his seat up...
♥To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
♥To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
♥To every guy who told his secrets to her.
♥To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath.
♥To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
♥To every guy that believed in her dreams.
♥To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them
♥To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
♥To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door
♥To every guy that gave his heart.
♥To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with: "Nice guys STILL finish last "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy"
FREIND IN NEED!!!!
Posted 15 years agoThis journal is reposted for my freind 
Hello to those who care enough to read this. I know I'm not very socially active but isn't because I don't try or anything like that. I wish I could be more social. Though that isn't what this journal is about. I may need a home soon. The only source of income for my home may die soon. My aunt works herself to death trying to make money for the home she, me dad, and I live in. My dad is a drunk so he has never been able to hold a job for more than a month and isn't able to work anymore. My aunt cares for an elderly man and woman, but soon the woman who she cares for may die, and my father has taken a turn for the worst and may die soon as well. My aunt's mother(My grandmother) died only months ago so she is still torn up from that, and if her brother and the woman she cares for dies she may not be able to work anymore.
So to cut the story short. I may be homeless soon. I was just gonna put this out there in hopes that maybe someone wouldn't mind letting me stay with them if this happens.
please leave all comments on his FA page or PM him
thanks
Hello to those who care enough to read this. I know I'm not very socially active but isn't because I don't try or anything like that. I wish I could be more social. Though that isn't what this journal is about. I may need a home soon. The only source of income for my home may die soon. My aunt works herself to death trying to make money for the home she, me dad, and I live in. My dad is a drunk so he has never been able to hold a job for more than a month and isn't able to work anymore. My aunt cares for an elderly man and woman, but soon the woman who she cares for may die, and my father has taken a turn for the worst and may die soon as well. My aunt's mother(My grandmother) died only months ago so she is still torn up from that, and if her brother and the woman she cares for dies she may not be able to work anymore.
So to cut the story short. I may be homeless soon. I was just gonna put this out there in hopes that maybe someone wouldn't mind letting me stay with them if this happens.
please leave all comments on his FA page or PM him
thanks
HELP, PLEASE READS
Posted 15 years agothis is miharu..she is a fursuit maker at christian brothers university here in memphis and needs your HELP!
she has placed auctions for slots to getz fursuits made
here is the link
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1776301/
thanks
she has placed auctions for slots to getz fursuits made
here is the link
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1776301/
thanks
The Ranch Manager (funny ass joke)
Posted 15 years agoA successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock and no hired hand.
Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her..
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock and no hired hand.
Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her..
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
Hey, check this out!!! (re-linked)
Posted 15 years agogo to www.popufur.com and check out your popularity and ranking on FA...i found out of hundreds of thousands of furs im ranked in the top 50,000!
(sorry about the link...i misspelled it)
(sorry about the link...i misspelled it)
hey, check this out!
Posted 15 years agogo to www.popfur.com and check out your popularity and ranking on FA...i found out of hundreds of thousands of furs im ranked in the top 50,000!
well....its over....
Posted 15 years agoim single again....
The original computer (joke)
Posted 15 years agoMemory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 inch floppy .
. . . you just hoped nobody ever found out!
FUNNY JOKE ABOUT A YOUNG TEXAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 15 years agoA young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6' 2'', and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang.
He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally
became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West
Texas Sherriff's Department.
After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him
into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy says, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So
far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an
'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted.
We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief
says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six ACLU
lawyers, six Democrat senators, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and
a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?
He grew up big, 6' 2'', and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang.
He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally
became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West
Texas Sherriff's Department.
After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him
into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy says, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So
far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an
'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted.
We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief
says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six ACLU
lawyers, six Democrat senators, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and
a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?
