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Posted 15 years agoI just figured out the cure for my writer's blork! YAYZ.
...And yes, it's writer's BLORK, not writer's BLOCK. There's a difference.
...And yes, it's writer's BLORK, not writer's BLOCK. There's a difference.
SNARF MOTHERFUCKERS
Posted 15 years agoIncoming Commission Dump
Posted 15 years agoI've decided to put all my commissioned pics in my gallery. There aren't too many of them, but I think it'll be fun to have them all displayed in one place. And make sure to go give love to the artists who drew them! Enjoy! =)
Character Thoughts
Posted 15 years agoHmm...
There aren't many poultry characters, are there?
With Easter coming up, I'm thinking of making a Mallard duck character. What do you guys think?
There aren't many poultry characters, are there?
With Easter coming up, I'm thinking of making a Mallard duck character. What do you guys think?
Ability Scores Meme!
Posted 15 years agoGo here: http://www.angelfire.com/dragon/ter.....xstattest.html
Fill it out and post what you get. :3
Mine:
Str: 12 (+1)
Dex: 13 (+1)
Con: 15 (+2)
Int: 14 (+2)
Wis: 10 (+0) [Guess I don't have much common sense XD]
Cha: 13 (+1)
Fill it out and post what you get. :3
Mine:
Str: 12 (+1)
Dex: 13 (+1)
Con: 15 (+2)
Int: 14 (+2)
Wis: 10 (+0) [Guess I don't have much common sense XD]
Cha: 13 (+1)
5555!
Posted 15 years agoWoo! Views and such!
Part Troll - Bill Bailey Awesomeness
Posted 15 years agoGet off your High Horse!
Posted 15 years agoSeriously, that motherfucker's blazed as shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=046Y.....eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=046Y.....eature=related
HOLY BALLS CHECK THIS OUT
Posted 15 years agoA Sound of Thunder
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcc3aX2gH08
Thanks a lot, Discovery Channel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbmZ.....B_-Wc&NR=1
Thanks a whole fuckin' bunch.
Thanks a lot, Discovery Channel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbmZ.....B_-Wc&NR=1
Thanks a whole fuckin' bunch.
Strike Two, Microsoft...
Posted 15 years agoUp until last night, my Windows 7-running comp was running fine.
Today, it all went to hell. It's suddenly developed all sorts of compatibility issues between the old 32 bit programs held in the x86 folder. iTunes won't work, although that's not much of a loss. I can't run Java in Firefox, and Windows Media won't play DVDs. Most other files seem to be working fine, but then there's the other batch of hateful little errors, and the big daddy fuckup to boot.
The little shits are in my System32 folder, fucking with something called the Cryptographical Service. I have no idea what it is or what it does, but it's not working and it seems to be keeping me from getting new, 64 bit-compatible versions of the programs I need. There are also these error messages that pop up during startup and while my messengers run, citing incompatibility from DLL apps like "AudioSes" and "rasplap". Those are annoying, but I could live with them, if it wasn't for the aforementioned giaganto-asspain that the last thing wrong is.
No. Sound.
That's not completely true; the system beeps and dings still work, but nothing else comes through. No sound on my browsers, no sound on downloaded video, no nothing.
What pisses me off the most is that this came out of nowhere. My upgrade from Vista to 7 went flawlessly, and had been working like a charm for the past few months. Then my computer freezes. I manually restarted, to be greeted by disc checks and all the rest of this horrible crap. So far I've spent around $70 bucks cleaning up my computer, but the fuckups persist.
Seriously, how did Microsoft manage to get where it is today?
Today, it all went to hell. It's suddenly developed all sorts of compatibility issues between the old 32 bit programs held in the x86 folder. iTunes won't work, although that's not much of a loss. I can't run Java in Firefox, and Windows Media won't play DVDs. Most other files seem to be working fine, but then there's the other batch of hateful little errors, and the big daddy fuckup to boot.
The little shits are in my System32 folder, fucking with something called the Cryptographical Service. I have no idea what it is or what it does, but it's not working and it seems to be keeping me from getting new, 64 bit-compatible versions of the programs I need. There are also these error messages that pop up during startup and while my messengers run, citing incompatibility from DLL apps like "AudioSes" and "rasplap". Those are annoying, but I could live with them, if it wasn't for the aforementioned giaganto-asspain that the last thing wrong is.
No. Sound.
That's not completely true; the system beeps and dings still work, but nothing else comes through. No sound on my browsers, no sound on downloaded video, no nothing.
What pisses me off the most is that this came out of nowhere. My upgrade from Vista to 7 went flawlessly, and had been working like a charm for the past few months. Then my computer freezes. I manually restarted, to be greeted by disc checks and all the rest of this horrible crap. So far I've spent around $70 bucks cleaning up my computer, but the fuckups persist.
Seriously, how did Microsoft manage to get where it is today?
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Posted 15 years agoI got a Valentine today.
A parking citation.
Seriously, fuck Valentine's Day.
A parking citation.
Seriously, fuck Valentine's Day.
Hey, Ask Me Things!
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.formspring.me/OrbitalS
Anonymous questions, anyone? Oh, and feel free to shoot story ideas there, too.
Anonymous questions, anyone? Oh, and feel free to shoot story ideas there, too.
Ok, I'm Better
Posted 16 years agoJust a little funk, nothing to see here. Move along.
Bleh
Posted 16 years agoI'm taking a break. See you whenever.
FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK. ASS!
Posted 16 years agoMy 360 has an E 73 system error. That's a red quarter-ring of death. Apparently it is has something to do with the Ethernet port, as if that has anything to do with the GOD DAMN THING ACTUALLY TURNING ON AND LETTING ME PLAY SOME FUCKING GAMES.
As the excessive holding of Shift implies, I'm a tad pissed off. I bought the thing right after Thanksgiving. Granted, it's a used ("refurbished") console, but one would think years of complaints would provide a small hint to Microsoft to stop making a product that breaks for no apparent reason.
It's still under warranty, so I'm sending it in for repairs. If it breaks again, I'm putting it on a pike and buying a NES or something.
As the excessive holding of Shift implies, I'm a tad pissed off. I bought the thing right after Thanksgiving. Granted, it's a used ("refurbished") console, but one would think years of complaints would provide a small hint to Microsoft to stop making a product that breaks for no apparent reason.
It's still under warranty, so I'm sending it in for repairs. If it breaks again, I'm putting it on a pike and buying a NES or something.
OMFGYESYESYES
Posted 16 years agoHEY
Posted 16 years agoDrink some eggnog.
You whore.
You whore.
BORN TO LOSE (My Life According to Motörhead)
Posted 16 years agoAfter tonight I'm done. DONE. Until next semester. To celebrate, I stole this from 
modemredpill. It's fun. Steal it and run with it.
• Pick your Artist:
Motörhead
• Are you a male or female?
I’ll Be Your Sister
• Describe yourself:
Orgasmatron
• How do you feel:
You Better Run
• Describe where you currently live:
Back at the Funny Farm
• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Kingdom of the Worm
• Your favorite form of transportation:
Mean Machine
• What did you get on your last Birthday?
The Hammer
• Your best friend is:
Fast and Loose
• You and your best friends are:
Jailbait
• What's the weather like:
Another Perfect Day
• Favorite moment:
Marching off to War
• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Bomber
• What is life to you:
One More Fucking Time
• Your last relationship:
I Got Mine
• Your fear:
Boogeyman
• What is the best advice you have to give:
Go to Hell
• Thought for the Day:
Die You Bastard
• How I would like to die:
Eat the Gun
• My soul's condition:
Born to Raise Hell
• Most Faithful Companion:
The Road Crew
• My motto:
Rock ‘n’ Roll
modemredpill. It's fun. Steal it and run with it.• Pick your Artist:
Motörhead
• Are you a male or female?
I’ll Be Your Sister
• Describe yourself:
Orgasmatron
• How do you feel:
You Better Run
• Describe where you currently live:
Back at the Funny Farm
• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Kingdom of the Worm
• Your favorite form of transportation:
Mean Machine
• What did you get on your last Birthday?
The Hammer
• Your best friend is:
Fast and Loose
• You and your best friends are:
Jailbait
• What's the weather like:
Another Perfect Day
• Favorite moment:
Marching off to War
• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Bomber
• What is life to you:
One More Fucking Time
• Your last relationship:
I Got Mine
• Your fear:
Boogeyman
• What is the best advice you have to give:
Go to Hell
• Thought for the Day:
Die You Bastard
• How I would like to die:
Eat the Gun
• My soul's condition:
Born to Raise Hell
• Most Faithful Companion:
The Road Crew
• My motto:
Rock ‘n’ Roll
FA DIED FOR YOUR SINS
Posted 16 years agoAnd rose again after descending to /b/.
Exams are coming up next week, and schools are looking for submissions, so porn might not be forthcoming. Or who knows? Maybe the pressure will be just what I need to deliver the sexytime you crave.
Exams are coming up next week, and schools are looking for submissions, so porn might not be forthcoming. Or who knows? Maybe the pressure will be just what I need to deliver the sexytime you crave.
YEAH! 5000 Views!
Posted 16 years agoThere we go! :3
So...Yeah! :D
Posted 16 years agoI gots me a girlfriend. :3
Suck it, loneliness!
Suck it, loneliness!
Statses
Posted 16 years agoBefore you read this, go find the movie Trick 'r Treat. It's not exceptionally scary, but it is quite creepy and is a great addition to the Halloween movie pantheon, much better than any of that Saw crap.
Most Viewed Submission:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/979593/
Least Viewed Submission:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1294868/
Most Faved Submission:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1628012/
Least Faved Submission:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1857264/
Most Commented Submission:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1313959/
Least Commented Submission:
There’s a fourteen-way tie for this position. That's as many as two sevens. And that's terrible.
Most Viewed Submission:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/979593/
Least Viewed Submission:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1294868/
Most Faved Submission:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1628012/
Least Faved Submission:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1857264/
Most Commented Submission:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1313959/
Least Commented Submission:
There’s a fourteen-way tie for this position. That's as many as two sevens. And that's terrible.
Little Sadnesses
Posted 16 years agoI think I've finally found a niche in TF2. I'm naturally lazy, so Engineer suits me beautifully.
I had 45 kills with Maurice (my sentry gun). In a row. Well on the way to fifty and beyond, with 30 minutes left in the round. Then my connection kicks out for no reason.
Cue the hollow bawwwing.
MAURIIIIIIIIIIIIICE! ToT
I had 45 kills with Maurice (my sentry gun). In a row. Well on the way to fifty and beyond, with 30 minutes left in the round. Then my connection kicks out for no reason.
Cue the hollow bawwwing.
MAURIIIIIIIIIIIIICE! ToT
Hauled in for possession of Meme...
Posted 16 years agoIf you saw me in the back of a police car, what crime would you think I had been arrested for?
Post your crime, then put this up on your own journal, you darling little felons-to-be!
Post your crime, then put this up on your own journal, you darling little felons-to-be!
